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| 0 | :hand-pink-waving: |
| 0 | eh what? |
| 0 | model making? |
| 1 | was up |
| 1 | 334 subs now |
| 0 | volunteering |
| 1 | ge tup to 1000 k guys |
| 0 | listening to hypnosis might be better for you? |
| 1 | GET JOINING GUYS |
| 1 | SUB |
| 0 | no but u can still b a person? |
| 2 | hi Jack what you saying |
| 1 | work 7 days a week fuck that slavery wage slavery |
| 0 | jack y u not sleeping mate? |
| 1 | wage slavey is real |
| 0 | who told u that? |
| 1 | you know see it in all these companies |
| 0 | I've got 3 quid at the mo and im a humain human |
| 1 | 250k for the average house in UK |
| 1 | are you fucking mad |
| 1 | you have be earning 40 k a year |
| 0 | my mate was sayin hr never laughs. i told him jack tisson is the only person who makes me lol |
| 1 | most jobs pay 13-17 pound an hour now |
| 1 | wages not keeping up with the price of housing |
| 0 | rent caps r what we need!! |
| 3 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 0 | i was chatting to a bloke today. seems t like me. seems a nice enough dude until he got annoying. i thought t myself is a an AI fella a good idea? |
| 0 | :face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-orange-raised-eyebrow: |
| 2 | I'm finding out the hard way at the moment I ust to have money friends just lost the last of all the family I had now my so called friends are nowhere to be seen been on my own for months now |
| 0 | I'd say ill think about it and a prenup? |
| 2 | I hope I meet a nice guy wether he has money or not just somebody to trust and love ive lost my trust I people now |
| 4 | What you been doing today jack |
| 0 | u can get wed just be up front |
| 0 | hi massive |
| 4 | Itβs a name hello mate π«‘ |
| 0 | hmmm ive lost my enthusiasm for a guy tbh |
| 5 | jack I wish you wouldn't delete your video mate π |
| 4 | Iβm with a woman right now and sheβs so toxic itβs unbelievable |
| 0 | jack id like u t right a story. in which you include your regular folowers. id love to c what characters u give us. |
| 0 | mattteee what???? |
| 0 | id hate to be with a flash dude |
| 5 | but they're uninteresting people hooking up with uninteresting people, not that interesting jack ? |
| 0 | a roll on? |
| 0 | acceptance is key. |
| 5 | nah, don't agree Jack, I've known a few of these proper playboy types and it catches up with them, they often lead vacuous lives |
| 0 | who else lives jacks laugh? π€£π€£ |
| 0 | πππ |
| 5 | I'd be mindful of romanticised these Chad types, yeah they shag away but they can be pretty limited individuals and who wants to be a dickhead ? π€ |
| 0 | subhuman π€£π€£π€£π€¦π»ββ |
| 0 | yes |
| 0 | did u hear about that footballer who got divorced? |
| 0 | the Muslim guy |
| 0 | he put all his assets and cash in his mums name |
| 0 | his wife got nothing... |
| 0 | pedos are subhuman |
| 0 | π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€¦π»ββ |
| 0 | she was really hot though |
| 0 | most asian guys do that jack |
| 0 | coz |
| 0 | when Muslims get married a certain amount is gifted to a woman anyway. |
| 0 | some women say just give me a hundred but others ask for 10k pluss. |
| 0 | It's a Muslim womans right to aks for what she wants. |
| 0 | some ask for a house or a car or 5ks worth of gold ect |
| 6 | Converting to religion is silly |
| 6 | Rather stay atheist |
| 0 | my mate's sis got wed for the 3rd time. she asked for a house. she had 1.anyway. hes gone v |
| 6 | Especially if itβs islam |
| 0 | back to pakstan to recover from surgery. |
| 0 | id ask for a 5k ring and 15k mahr |
| 6 | Changing your name is a bit extreme |
| 6 | Turbans? |
| 0 | hahahaha |
| 0 | yeah turbans hahahaha |
| 0 | πππππ€¦π»ββ |
| 0 | anyway Muslims have prenups as standard |
| 0 | coz all muslims wear turbans eh javk |
| 0 | nooo dont do best mans |
| 0 | no such thing in islam |
| 0 | or bridesmaids. its cimpmication free islamic unions. |
| 0 | yes. seiks. ecactly!! |
| 0 | thats not alot tbf |
| 0 | a funeral is a out 3k |
| 0 | she must if loved the fact he was a revert...π€ |
| 0 | 5k is a sneeze to most Muslim men |
| 0 | whats his job now? |
| 6 | Revert? He didnβt believe beforehand |
| 6 | You mean convert? |
| 0 | revert. were all born Muslim. we become what ever our folks r. or choose later in life. |
| 0 | 5k is 4 months work |
| 0 | jack |
| 0 | i sincerly hope you meet a lovely woman. |
| 6 | Weβre all born atheist, not Muslim |
| 0 | someone who will be calm and compassionate with u |
| 0 | im gonna find u a woman! |
| 6 | How? |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQUHQ0N0N4LTRrREZjRFNsQWtkRG5za1lR |
| 1 | you been muscleworks yet |
| 1 | in london |
| 1 | whitechapel |
| 0 | that sence if community has gone online? |
| 1 | find peace within if know onw loves you then at least love yourself |
| 1 | shower, clean keep good hygeine, shave pubic hair keep fresh and good BMI body mass |
| 1 | what do you think of men who shave there pubic hair ? they good or what |
| 1 | pornstars shave there pubic haIR |
| 1 | I SHAVE MINE |
| 1 | they like clean shaven |
| 1 | muscular |
| 1 | and then go LONDOn or birmimgham |
| 1 | and stream live on a bench in park |
| 0 | 80s was shit |
| 0 | full of peeling paint and pedos |
| 0 | men should and woman should |
| 0 | keep clean |
| 0 | London shit if u less than 1 k a week |
| 0 | u need 2k a week in London ir its crap |
| 1 | yeah insane LOndon but i like to visit and use muscleworks and other gyms |
| 0 | didn't someone get shot in Notting hill the other day? |
| 0 | wapping u can buy a gaff for a mill in wapping |
| 1 | the dream is to live in Notting hill in a apartment and go gym everyday and then check out the girls |
| 0 | loada fams in London living in bedsits man. thats sooo shocking |
| 0 | most social service misshaps are in London |
| 1 | its fucking insane |
| 0 | especially Brent |
| 1 | you need 10 million and then another 10 millions |
| 0 | shit hole Brent |
| 1 | what the fuck do they expect people to make that sort of money |
| 0 | provisions for the elderly are so little. |
| 0 | nah |
| 0 | Angel used t b nice 30 yrs ago |
| 0 | Notting has loads addicts |
| 0 | π€£π€£π€£ |
| 0 | what goes on in your head jack? |
| 0 | no ud wanna move t Brent or southall instead πππ |
| 0 | i viewed a flat their once. it had a hole in the wall and a damp patch. the boiler was in a balcony. i left London. |
| 0 | jack how can we sleep and watch u? |
| 1 | lol you know in nigeria |
| 1 | someone tried robbing someone house |
| 1 | and then the robber fell threw a ceiling in the house and sued the house owner he was robbing for damages and won lol |
| 0 | 6k a day pall |
| 1 | π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ |
| 1 | π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ |
| 0 | or on ya bike! |
| 0 | only if she could put u in a gimp suit jack? |
| 0 | a white latex gimp suit |
| 0 | or just a giant nappy |
| 1 | yeah was a story in the states a burgler fallen threw a roof in attempt to rob the place and then he sued the owner of the house for structual weakness and won the case |
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| 0 | ππππ€¦π»ββ |
| 0 | no |
| 0 | 1k n hr |
| 0 | would she have t make u a sarni at 2 am? |
| 0 | good |
| 0 | 1kn hr |
| 1 | notting hill califonia dreaming |
| 0 | I'd remove the ball from your bell |
| 0 | Cindy wouldn't be arsed |
| 0 | Cindy would pawn the bell |
| 1 | π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ |
| 1 | π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ |
| 1 | bigt smokes order in gta sanadreas |
| 1 | two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. Bi |
| 1 | two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. Big Smoke orders this large amount of food at a |
| 1 | Number nine: A chicken fillet burger meal with medium fries and a medium drink |
| 0 | racist jack? |
| 1 | Number nine large: A double chicken fillet burger with large fries and a large drink |
| 1 | Number six: Chicken wings |
| 1 | ππππππππ |
| 1 | πππππππππ |
| 1 | πππππππ |
| 1 | ππππππππ |
| 1 | Big Smoke's order from the game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. |
| 1 | you ever had athletes foot |
| 1 | i got it now |
| 1 | why does itching feel so good like back scratchers |
| 1 | so good |
| 1 | does something to the brain |
| 1 | athletes foot is actually the best for itching thou cant beat itching them toes |
| 1 | if you never had athletes foot then you will not understand |
| 5 | a friend told me that he gets an terribly itchy anus if he drinks Kiora, jack |
| 0 | i blocked him |
| 0 | not yet |
| 0 | make me a mod? |
| 0 | touch his name |
| 0 | select the option |
| 0 | thanks pall!! |
| 0 | is he drunk? |
| 5 | make me a mod please jack, I've been here since day one of the old channel haha |
| 1 | no one was writing in chat |
| 0 | did he buy u a coffee? |
| 1 | i got carried away |
| 1 | i am goign sleep |
| 5 | Nice one Cyril π |
| 0 | hi gun |
| 5 | hello mate π |
| 0 | maybe Alex is drunk? |
| 0 | ill leave him in... |
| 0 | Jack i think we need t get u on stage? |
| 5 | what baccy do you smoke jack |
| 0 | would u do stand up? |
| 5 | I like Pueblo |
| 0 | I'd love t see u doing stand up |
| 0 | Lord of the rings? |
| 0 | erm maybe |
| 0 | or get an OF account |
| 5 | I'm 45 yo jack, thinking of starting a career in crime, theft burglaries etc |
| 0 | don't underestimate OF |
| 0 | lol gun who u gonna burgle.. |
| 0 | no one has anyrhing in the U.K. lol |
| 0 | seriously |
| 5 | £££ |
| 0 | u seen the young fat irish dude on fb? hes got an OF account and he dsnt do dirty stuff |
| 0 | about 200 better off |
| 5 | can men do OF ? I'd be happy to do content for old rich pervs if it paid well and I could be anonymous π€ |
| 0 | I'm going to sell my farts on eBay |
| 0 | hot birds farts in a jar 400 a go |
| 5 | fuck it, I'm gonna look at doing niche content for old gay pervs on OF, foot fetish or something like that, wear a mask |
| 0 | she's dirty too |
| 5 | I'd be happy to get Β£5 for a fart in a jar |
| 0 | hahaha she can buy a new man a day |
| 0 | gun your not a hot bird though? |
| 0 | jack make an account |
| 0 | i bet y make money on OF |
| 0 | you'd go viral |
| 0 | trust me Jack |
| 0 | seriously. that irish guy. hes not as funny as u. hes got long gteesy haur nd he makes money |
| 0 | yeah |
| 2 | your a unconscious comedian |
| 0 | we need a mission statement |
| 5 | I've never even been on OF homepage |
| 0 | a gimic |
| 0 | then we sell stuff. merchandise |
| 0 | pillow case's |
| 5 | old gay perverts have lots of money, that's the market to tap |
| 0 | whos that ginger yank? |
| 0 | pink pound |
| 2 | paul weller |
| 0 | string fellow? |
| 5 | I've got a bald head and a snowy white beard, I think the rich gay pervert market would appreciate me getting involved |
| 0 | Morrissey wouldnt come |
| 0 | pebbles on a beach? |
| 0 | like a rolling stone... |
| 2 | like broken stones |
| 0 | hmmm i dnt think Cindy would b reliable. |
| 0 | cocked? |
| 0 | no u dnt walk jack. u'd roll |
| 0 | or hover? |
| 2 | ha like Tony Montana the world is yours |
| 0 | a red crushed velvet suit n a black shirt? |
| 5 | jack you'd get plenty of film extra work if you signed with an agency, quite lucrative |
| 0 | facts gun |
| 5 | you look pretty good suited and slicked Jack |
| 0 | what's your theme tune? |
| 0 | we need t think of a sound track |
| 0 | 4 max |
| 0 | hmmm ok |
| 0 | oh craftwerk? |
| 0 | would McGregor b alowed in? |
| 0 | London knights pet shop boys |
| 0 | burlesque |
| 0 | how did i know |
| 0 | u need a dance night |
| 0 | jack I've got class in 6 hrs |
| 0 | get the OF account sorted |
| 0 | nigh night |
| 0 | π |
| 3 | 0*1 |