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| 0 | hi Jack how are you today |
| 1 | what's crackin sunshine |
| 2 | hi all x |
| 0 | hi itsaname |
| 2 | hi gemma. how r u ? |
| 0 | OK how are you |
| 2 | cold n bored of this assignments. |
| 2 | lol |
| 0 | aye very cold |
| 3 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 4 | was up |
| 4 | been working in a warehouse today for 9 hours |
| 4 | need money |
| 2 | i think our gas bill is gonna be huge! |
| 2 | but im grateful we have heat and we can pay the bill... |
| 2 | i think were all grateful we can hear jack too? |
| 4 | was your dream job jack? bodyguard ? |
| 2 | :hands-yellow-heart-red: |
| 2 | jack... what would andrew tate think of this channel? |
| 4 | its a joke thou like 2024 everyone should be entitled to a roof over there head |
| 4 | not sleeping rough in this weathe |
| 2 | well who respects him eh? |
| 4 | No andrew tate be like get of that couch stop eating potatoes chips and get in the gym and train and then make you dreams come true |
| 4 | how much did your bodyguard cou4rse costr |
| 2 | without gratitude what do we have? |
| 4 | 4 grand |
| 4 | fuckin hell |
| 4 | and you were saying like 2 k for a cricklaying was expensive |
| 4 | bricklaying |
| 4 | so your a trained bodguard yh what is it called |
| 4 | the course |
| 2 | jack what other courses would u do? |
| 2 | being gratful for the good n bad? |
| 2 | how do u respond to jealous ppl? |
| 5 | hey jack any thoughts on the insurance ceo killer being a priveleged rich young chad ? |
| 4 | i seen a sub 5 working in tesco near where i live today |
| 6 | le tiss π π₯ π₯ |
| 4 | its all true you go out into the world/society and you see it all the chads with beautiful women, the sub 5s working low skilled jobs and the normies alll watching football |
| 4 | its all so true we just have names for these people now |
| 4 | so it all makes sense |
| 4 | wheat waffles has taught us alot the last 5 years |
| 2 | hi gun. u okay? |
| 6 | brother itsaname π |
| 5 | as you get older the animalistic primitive way of humanity really becomes more apparent |
| 7 | hey guys |
| 2 | hi bop. u okay mate? |
| 7 | yeah good thanks u |
| 2 | jack. u know when we see th Palestinian mums lose kids, they say they are grateful to god that their child has returned to the maker and is no longer gonna suffer.. |
| 2 | im okay bop. im gratful. π |
| 2 | i wonder how don is? hes been really ill. |
| 6 | hogo69 yes, very well put π |
| 7 | lool |
| 2 | girls can be cruel with jealousy |
| 4 | what do you think of bus drivers |
| 4 | most our fat and overweight |
| 4 | not a healthy job indeed |
| 4 | sitting for long periods not moving the physical body enough |
| 4 | to maintain a healthy BMI |
| 4 | not bad money thou bus drivers like can get 500 a week full time |
| 4 | i swear you could a a london taxi black cab driver if you leanrty the knowledge of london |
| 4 | requires study thou |
| 2 | jack. its really annoying how u sound like am uslim right now! |
| 2 | Musilm*** |
| 4 | so this bodycam |
| 7 | Walahi |
| 4 | π₯π·πΈπΉ |
| 2 | walahi! lol |
| 4 | we chatting about yesterday you still on it |
| 7 | loool |
| 2 | hahhaha its tue though . usound like a muslim scholar tbf |
| 2 | u know thats why muslims pray 5 times a day? to show gratitude? |
| 4 | π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ |
| 4 | well dont for mvoing your physical body |
| 4 | i enjoy like devloping my muscles |
| 4 | in gym as i am introvert |
| 4 | so gym training muscles is great for me |
| 2 | the question is though jack are u grateful to the spring that's in the mattress? |
| 5 | Jack did you ever do the finger in the pooper trick to win a wrestling match ? |
| 2 | π€ |
| 5 | fish with a big dickk that certainly conjures images up |
| 2 | hahahaha |
| 7 | id bite my lip seductively |
| 5 | my brother lost the state wrestling championship in high school because of that he got second place |
| 4 | The anglo saxons |
| 4 | were strong |
| 2 | jack did u know that wrestling is one of the prophetic practices ? |
| 4 | eddie hall world strognest man and he is a anglo saxon |
| 4 | english blood |
| 5 | most "anglo" americans have some sort of admixture though ... not so many pure breds here these days |
| 4 | so english are strong |
| 4 | people |
| 2 | have u heard of cobady? |
| 2 | please look it up its a type of wrestling |
| 4 | π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ |
| 4 | fist up for PIP |
| 4 | π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ |
| 8 | Hey brother |
| 4 | liek bodybuilding started with eugene sandow |
| 4 | like 1950s forst gyms appeared |
| 8 | Speaking of necks , what do you think of Eddie Halls huge neck ? |
| 4 | ICELAND which is jsut above england has even more viking warrior spirit |
| 4 | cold as ice in iceland |
| 8 | mind you hall still got put on his backside by thor in the boxing match bur I think that was down to his poor defensive skills..but I bet with halls neck he's likely harder to submit |
| 4 | eddie hall is on the spectrum as well |
| 4 | he has autism |
| 8 | I can see hall being on the spectrum ,he's spoken about his difficulties in life several times. like you said he's a big lump ,powerful sure bur he doesn't have that athleticism to be good at boxing |
| 8 | he's not aesthetically pleasing to watch |
| 4 | eddie hall is actually a sub 5 but because of the status of world strognest man he is almost giga chad |
| 4 | now |
| 4 | but without that satatus world strognest man like take the status away he is very average looking indeed |
| 4 | world strogest man i mean how alpha male is that to be able to walk around and say i am the worlds strognest man |
| 4 | so alpha |
| 4 | indeed |
| 2 | what happened to Big Daddy? |
| 2 | and giant hai stacks? |
| 2 | did they kill peoples? |
| 2 | omg. what u drinking man. |
| 2 | like u! |
| 2 | ur better looking though lol |
| 2 | only just like hehehe |
| 7 | Im a lizard |
| 4 | OGRES |
| 7 | im a crow |
| 2 | are u bop? crows give me the creeps |
| 7 | π§ |
| 7 | im a jerk chicken |
| 7 | like shrek |
| 2 | :medal-yellow-first-red: |
| 4 | yes Shrek si great example |
| 4 | in the swamp and he thinks no one will ever love him |
| 2 | erm shrek got fiona bop? |
| 4 | and then fiona comes along |
| 7 | she was an ogre as well |
| 7 | when she took off her magic makeup lol |
| 2 | he killd someone im sure? |
| 7 | fiona wouldnt have settled for ogre shrek if she wasnt cursed |
| 2 | or was it big daddy? |
| 7 | with ogreism |
| 7 | its a metaphor for settling when a womans looks decline |
| 2 | fiona was lucky. was she ungreatful? |
| 7 | Shrek was dicking her down with that ogre schlong |
| 2 | bop! |
| 7 | ahahaha |
| 7 | hagrid |
| 7 | as well |
| 7 | hes a ogre |
| 7 | do u reckon giant haystacks got women |
| 7 | ogres have layers |
| 7 | like onions |
| 7 | im lord farquad |
| 7 | or donkey |
| 7 | im jacks sidekick |
| 7 | ogrecel |
| 7 | based and shrekpilled |
| 4 | did you hear about gavin pulb |
| 2 | bop u drunk tonight? |
| 7 | a bit yes |
| 7 | is it obvious |
| 4 | gavin plumb |
| 2 | hahahaha mmmm |
| 4 | he was gunna try rape holly willioughby |
| 2 | pissin up money again bop? |
| 7 | loool |
| 7 | my benefits come in in an hour |
| 7 | epic |
| 2 | give me your money ill look after it for u and make sure u become an ogre |
| 7 | its true tbf |
| 0 | what you drinking bop |
| 7 | shrek is like the irl ogre |
| 7 | and then u have prince charming |
| 7 | whos the chad |
| 7 | and shes torn between them |
| 7 | shes torn between the protector in shrek |
| 2 | bop did u fancy fiona? |
| 7 | and the excitement of chad prince charming |
| 7 | only in ogre form |
| 4 | gavin plumb that guy who got jailed life was a sub 5 |
| 2 | awww jack. whats the most romantic thing u done for a woman? |
| 7 | do u wanna know the most romantic thing ive ever done |
| 2 | no bop. |
| 7 | ah okay |
| 7 | XD |
| 2 | lol go on. tell us bop |
| 7 | i made a girl a necklace |
| 2 | how old were u at the time? |
| 7 | 15 |
| 7 | lol |
| 2 | awwwww wow |
| 7 | pathetic from me |
| 2 | a guy bought me a necklace. it was really pretty. i kept it for years and it broke. i did cry. |
| 7 | yeah he bought it off me m8 |
| 2 | lol nah i think he got it from oxfam lol |
| 7 | jack who would u rather be |
| 7 | hagrid or shrek |
| 7 | serious question |
| 7 | can i be a 5'9 ogre |
| 7 | would that make me a dwarf |
| 4 | 6 foot 8 ogre |
| 7 | jack u have a heart of gold |
| 7 | ur a secret romantic |
| 2 | no bop itd make u a tooth pick for a giant. |
| 7 | Loool |
| 2 | he is innit bop |
| 2 | he is. |
| 2 | but then again...mmm |
| 7 | wtf |
| 7 | ffs |
| 7 | can i be like a dwarf then |
| 7 | from lord of the rings |
| 2 | erm ...are u golem bop? |
| 7 | my preciousssssssssssss |
| 2 | noooo |
| 2 | lol |
| 7 | i have limerence for the ring |
| 2 | hahaha the ring? which ring? |
| 7 | the one ring |
| 7 | dont make it gay |
| 7 | XD |
| 2 | does the ring burn? |
| 7 | not jacks ring.. |
| 2 | u know u want his ring! |
| 2 | and his beard too lol |
| 7 | one ring to rule them all |
| 7 | i have actually got a beard tbf |
| 7 | so i win |
| 2 | ah show the beard bop? |
| 7 | do u reckon he was hung jack |
| 7 | no im too self concious |
| 2 | ah ok |
| 7 | xD |
| 7 | u wouldnt like my beard |
| 7 | its like one of those douchebag beards |
| 7 | u get from the turkish barber |
| 7 | that looks like its been drawn on |
| 2 | aww a shaped up beard. |
| 2 | d u look liek bluto? |
| 7 | a girl asked me if my beard was real |
| 2 | what? was she drunk.... |
| 7 | it was at a halloween party |
| 7 | i was dracula |
| 7 | so maybe she thought it was makeup haha |
| 2 | ah she was probs dunk. |
| 2 | whats that film called. fiddler on the roof? jack u remind me of that guy! if i was a rich man da dadada daaa |
| 7 | jack the fidddler |
| 2 | wats in the bag jack? |
| 2 | share? |
| 2 | is it bad if i make a sarni now? |
| 7 | have a cheese and marmite sandwich |
| 2 | i might |
| 7 | i used to have a crippling cheese addiction |
| 7 | they are jealous jack |
| 7 | of the strength and power |
| 7 | at any moment |
| 2 | hyper fem for hyper masculine? |
| 0 | where was moses when the light went out up sauchiehall St smoking a doubt the doubt was wee and so was he where was moses when the light went out |
| 0 | you no got a bulb jack |
| 2 | gratitude of Brazilian women? |
| 7 | theres a woman in my local co op whos from thailand shes about 45 or 50 she keeps flirting with me |
| 2 | i dnt recall.seimg any fat men in Brazil |
| 7 | should i try it on with her jack |
| 7 | what if he was just rich jack |
| 7 | u havent considered that possibility |
| 7 | she couldve been an escort |
| 7 | fair enoughy |
| 2 | lodsa women are working women in Brazil |
| 7 | lmao |
| 2 | in south America everyone is wild |
| 7 | hed be like genghis khan |
| 7 | jacks got ogretism |
| 7 | jack do u believe in bigfoot |
| 2 | get breeding jack |
| 7 | is tyson fury an ogre |
| 7 | the ogre king |
| 7 | lool |
| 7 | john fury is the god of the ogres |
| 9 | What about shrek? |
| 9 | Granny basher |
| 9 | football player |
| 9 | You watch footy? |
| 7 | Louie spence |
| 9 | Wazza |
| 9 | Rooney |
| 2 | oh the obey guy |
| 7 | rooney |
| 7 | how is rooney an ogre |
| 9 | something the great |
| 7 | wayne rooney was 5'9 |
| 7 | is 5'9 |
| 7 | Oh yeahh |
| 2 | andre the giant |
| 7 | nikolai valuev |
| 9 | That's who i mean |
| 9 | valuev! |
| 7 | i wish we could see fury vs valuev |
| 7 | although fury would win |
| 7 | i wish haye vs fury was never cancelled |
| 7 | i hate usyk |
| 9 | look after yourself bro i got to be up in less than than 6 hours |
| 7 | is AJ an ogre or a chad or some kind of hybrid |
| 7 | prime fury would have done usyk |
| 7 | ahaha |
| 7 | do u have to be white to be an ogre then |
| 2 | AJ is fit |
| 7 | ^^^ TYPICAL |
| 7 | TYPICALLLL |
| 2 | a perfect man |
| 7 | ffs |
| 7 | Gay J |
| 2 | hes lovely ! |
| 7 | im the english andy ruiz |
| 7 | he gets stick because hes a bellend |
| 7 | Aj is mentally weak |
| 2 | that body! |
| 7 | π π π π π π |
| 2 | hes a good son too |
| 7 | itsaname do u think tyson fury is attractive |
| 2 | yes |
| 7 | have u seen him with hair |
| 2 | but not that voice |
| 7 | he looks like elvis |
| 7 | his voice used to be normal he got punched in the throat |
| 7 | which changed it |
| 7 | in about 2016 |
| 2 | the Morcom accent is vile |
| 7 | i think tyson fury couldve been one of the greatest of all time |
| 7 | if his career was managed differently |
| 2 | morcam is sooo deprived |
| 7 | what do u think of the south west accent |
| 7 | like bristolian |
| 2 | i like that one. it makes me smile. |
| 7 | π |
| 7 | that would have wound me up jack |
| 7 | is someone cried over my house lol |
| 7 | id be fuming |
| 2 | no it shows she cares |
| 7 | thats patronising imo |
| 2 | fairr enough |
| 2 | but whene a woman has no opinion then she dnt care |
| 7 | it probably came from a good place |
| 7 | but id be annoyed |
| 7 | i wouldnt let her know though |
| 7 | but id be secretely annoyed |
| 2 | ah id let it slide and give her a hug? |
| 7 | i would probably find it funny as well |
| 7 | you have people who are homeless |
| 7 | and shes crying over someones shit house |
| 10 | Still fucked I am |
| 7 | ogrelite lol |
| 2 | its like when a men says something about a womans make up. .. |
| 7 | lol what do u mean |
| 7 | youd get an el ogrΓ© |
| 10 | My Mrs is fat but when I bend her over itβs |
| 10 | Okay |
| 7 | okay |
| 7 | shes prob thinking |
| 7 | my baby is gonna be tall |
| 10 | Options on rich celebrities who date like 18 years old blonde |
| 2 | who wants to do my essay.? |
| 7 | what essay is it |
| 2 | don u stops being ill ? |
| 4 | Brazil the ghettos favelas |
| 4 | are bad |
| 2 | Describe unethical conduct within cyber security. |
| 4 | brazil women and spanish women have beautiful bootys thou |
| 7 | ah yes quite |
| 4 | way better than english |
| 4 | girls |
| 2 | @J Don how u feeling? |
| 7 | I believe it as a moral conundrum |
| 7 | between security |
| 7 | and crossing the line of privacy |
| 7 | job done |
| 7 | send that in |
| 7 | bosh |
| 2 | its so boring man. i gota waffle about poilcy legisaltion and duty of care |
| 7 | peak times |
| 7 | jack if u were allowed to carry a wooden club |
| 10 | Itsaname not too bad mate I had some food earlier but it made me sick again so gonna be carful now and just drink tea and water |
| 7 | like an ogre |
| 7 | would u do it |
| 10 | Canβt stay asleep |
| 7 | get well soon brother |
| 2 | @J Don please get tested for H. pylori. its very common. and u might not have it. |
| 10 | Whatβs that |
| 2 | @J Don did the sugar water help u? |
| 2 | @J Don its a bacterial infection that remains dormant. and can appear to be something its not. |
| 2 | jack u look like a furby |
| 10 | I did have sugar water |
| 7 | isnt that like a kids toy |
| 10 | Iβve got a thumping headache |
| 2 | yes bop |
| 7 | ogre furby phenotype |
| 0 | like a gremlin lol |
| 10 | When should I go to hospital |
| 7 | whats wrong with u j don |
| 2 | @J Don why do u have a headache? dont go to hospital man. just make a gp appointment. |
| 7 | jack has the body of an ogre with furbys head on top |
| 7 | hes the ultimate specimen |
| 7 | of a man |
| 2 | lol hahahahah bop its the eyes |
| 7 | he has got the same eyelashes |
| 10 | Not sure got a headache tho |
| 7 | no homo |
| 2 | fill a bowel with hot water and inhale some vick. or just rub it on your feet @J Don |
| 7 | maybe u have covid |
| 2 | dobt its covid. hes probs got anti bodies by now? |
| 7 | i had long covid |
| 7 | i lost like 2 stone in a month |
| 7 | was horrible |
| 2 | i had it to bop. i was well confused for a year |
| 7 | i looked like some kind of dying victorian peasant |
| 7 | by the end of it |
| 2 | i had no clarity of thought and cdn breath |
| 7 | yeah |
| 7 | my mind felt so slow |
| 2 | the 1st time i had it i thought i was gonna die. |
| 7 | same |
| 7 | i had whiplash at the same time |
| 7 | as well |
| 7 | so it was terrible |
| 7 | i fell up a set of stairs lol |
| 2 | i was like whats rong with me. nothin has happend so wy do i feel so low and blue |
| 2 | lol only u could bop. |
| 7 | lool |
| 7 | all i could do was lie in bed |
| 7 | and sip beer |
| 7 | to survive XD |
| 2 | @J Don get a gp appointment otherwise if u go hospital u be thier for 10hrs. trust me |
| 10 | Should I take paracetamol |
| 7 | worth a shot |
| 2 | @J Don buy some of those water loss replacemnt sachets. take 2. and add some vick to your feet too. |
| 7 | what u eating there jack |
| 10 | I keep getting really cold |
| 2 | @J Don paracetamol will lower a temp and ibuprofen will reduce inflamation. |
| 2 | stay layerd up mate. call 111 if u need to and they will arrange for u t b collected if need be |
| 7 | have a shot of whiskey don |
| 2 | the vick will help. even if u leav it on rissue nect t your head. best put it on the bottom of feet @J Don |
| 7 | jack do u like babybells brother |
| 2 | whiskey might make u puke again but mix it with honey and lemon. |
| 7 | lol |
| 7 | ahahhahhaa |
| 2 | u will be beter tmro this time. stay warm and hydrated. @J Don |
| 7 | u sound like justin timberlake |
| 2 | i think love for a man isnt a nice feeling.? |
| 7 | ahhahahahaha |
| 2 | when a man is in love hes not exactly happy...i think he gets worried? |
| 7 | depends if hes insecure i guess |
| 2 | i just call to t saaaaaaaaaay im an ogre.... |
| 10 | How many times have your had nurovirus |
| 0 | lol go on jack |
| 2 | hahahhaah lol |
| 7 | i like that cyndi lauper song time after time |
| 7 | ive shed a few tears to that |
| 2 | awsome! |
| 2 | aww no that one . no dont that lauper one. i will cry |
| 7 | the smiths I know its ogre |
| 2 | it makes me cry jack. long story |
| 2 | lionel richiy im wrestling on the seiling? ooohh |
| 10 | Is it best to stay off food if it makes me sick |
| 2 | ohh wat a feeelin im just ogre on the ceiling. |
| 2 | what bout barry white? |
| 10 | My piss is orange |
| 7 | dehydration ting |
| 2 | i told u . u r dehydrated so it will look dark @J Don |
| 7 | try eat some toast i reckon |
| 0 | you hungover don |
| 7 | with marmite |
| 7 | for the sodium |
| 7 | u need salt to rehydrate |
| 2 | just eat some cucumber or drink water @J Don |
| 7 | have a kebab lol |
| 2 | u need fluids. loadsa fluid or u will go mad |
| 2 | bop.... |
| 7 | when i lost my taste from long covid that was the worst part |
| 2 | wen u dehdrate it messes with the head. u have bad dreams @J Don |
| 7 | ahahhaha |
| 2 | im just an ogre sitting on the dock of a bay watching the tiddde role away? |
| 10 | Yeah I keep hallucinating |
| 2 | don dont be a prick fckin drink water!!! |
| 10 | Yeah I am mate but then Iβll puke it up |
| 11 | What abt the friends tv show theme song jack? Thatβs a good one Lolx |
| 2 | u gona end up ona drip otherwise @J Don 4 |
| 10 | No point having loads of |
| 2 | sipp |
| 2 | slow sip |
| 2 | and wrap u layers. |
| 7 | ahahahha |
| 2 | im worried about u @J Don |
| 11 | Lolx |
| 10 | Nah donβt be |
| 7 | ahahhahaa |
| 2 | k |
| 2 | jack hes been like this for over 12 hrs now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 7 | man flu |
| 7 | XD |
| 2 | his tummy is swolen and his joind hurt i bet! |
| 10 | I still feel terrible |
| 10 | My tummy is swollen |
| 7 | is it food poisoning |
| 2 | fuck it call trippl 1 don |
| 7 | I shall pray for you don |
| 2 | u going hospital . take layers with u. |
| 2 | im sure were all gonna pray for everyone but see a professiona |
| 2 | its not a joke now hunny |
| 7 | ahahahhaha |
| 7 | can we get some ogre george michael |
| 2 | bop he was shiting 6 times ina row before 1pm today |
| 2 | freedom!!!! |
| 7 | i bet poor don thinks hes hallucinating this ogre singng |
| 2 | i gave u my arse. this year im gonna give ti ta a special ogre |
| 2 | hahahhha |
| 7 | club tropicana |
| 2 | i wont let u down i will not give u up but i gota have some faith in my ogre |
| 7 | hahhahahha |
| 2 | @J Don what u doing? |
| 11 | Do you like Adele jack? |
| 2 | adel! |
| 7 | adeles a poof |
| 2 | shes okay |
| 7 | i hate amy winehouse |
| 2 | y bop? |
| 7 | idk |
| 2 | anyone got j dons number? |
| 7 | RIP to her though |
| 7 | but her mannerisms annoy me |
| 2 | i saw her live. |
| 7 | hate is a strong word |
| 2 | poor soul. rip. |
| 2 | where is @J Don ??????????????? |
| 7 | be back in a bit im going to the shop |
| 2 | jack this guys not kiddin. |
| 2 | at 2 am? what shops opn now? |
| 11 | Adele looks amazing after her weight loss ngl |
| 2 | .... |
| 2 | shes fit |
| 2 | adle shes from east london? or essex? |
| 2 | jack YT says hes not here |
| 2 | oh man... i dont know the guy but im worried about him |
| 2 | hes gonna be in some pain. |
| 2 | hope he feels better god willing. |
| 2 | erm mate when u dehydrate it can change the function of the brain. .. |
| 2 | and shape |
| 2 | 12hrs of shitting. and pukes |
| 2 | hes not here jack. yt says hes not here. |
| 2 | well nothing t be done eh.... |
| 2 | snap |
| 2 | its the season too |
| 2 | folks dont get clean air. windows stay shut |
| 2 | come on jack sing |
| 2 | what about a carol for ogres? |
| 2 | fall of the slay |
| 2 | hahaha lol |
| 2 | watch the ogre fall of the slay |
| 2 | whos here? |
| 2 | its just u n me jack? |
| 2 | sad pair.. |
| 2 | 8 r sleeping? |
| 2 | furby ogre lol |
| 2 | what u eaten today? |
| 2 | u gonna bed jack? |
| 2 | rice? just rice? |
| 2 | night |
| 3 | 0*1 |