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English Guy, Goon Reportโ€”-Doss Job Security Guardingโ€”
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0:hand-pink-waving:
0I'm getting better...
0:face-blue-wide-eyes:
0watched your last video
0most people practice sellf preservation. as an approach to life.
1you at work
0your signals crap. keeps cutting out.
112 hours sitting in car
2yo
1wow
1what youon per hour wage
1what do you have too watch
1get a new phone for xmas as well a iphone or one with decent camera
1and then get the bodycam for virals
1in the middle of waes?
1wales?
1just sit in your car what the fuck
1what paid per hpur
1๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ
1๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
112 x 12.88
1154
1you had commute for work thou
3Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.
1๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš™
0you've been gone a while
1๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—
1where you sleep after shift in car
1or drive home
1they pay for it
1??
1๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿจ
1wow you make about 800
1in 5 days\
1was job called
1that is joke thou
1sit in yo0ur car for 5 days 12 hours an d make 800
1i could do that
1money for nothing
1๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
1๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿค‘
1๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ธ
4what are you doing?
1getting paid
4what is the job?
112 hours guading a farm yard
4oh ok
1watch out for the bulls
4sweet
1๐Ÿš…๐Ÿš„๐Ÿš…๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฏ
1๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„
4what can't I see you
1๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„
1watch out for them cows
1and BULLS
1LOL
1๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
1guading a farm
1interesting
1what they expect to be a threat
0:hand-pink-waving:
1to the farm
1what goods they have
4why is the screen black?
4can't see a thing
1do they get tresspassing
5yes blud
1just face it to your view
1of the farm
1๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“๐Ÿป๐Ÿปโ€โ„๐Ÿผ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿฆ•
4who is paying your wages? I thought farmers barely make anything it can't be them surely
1its 12 pound monkey money
1monkey wages
1๐Ÿต๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’
1๐Ÿต๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’
1๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
4lol
1its monkey money but who cares its money for nothing
1๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿค‘
1๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
1๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
1hey MR GOON sit in your car for 12 hours
1Hey Mr Goon sit in your car for 12 hours
1๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
6what's happenin big fella
1what did the supervisor actually do
1and what is he doing right now
1who comes down thou
1too a farm
1at 11 pm
1do you think you will last the 5 days
1what is the job called
0he's working in a feild in wales for 12 hrs for the next few days.
1mobile secuity
1but a very easy form of it i suppose
0would you read a book?
1yeah
1be good
080pmU.K.
1if it was summer be light
1but still
0for how long?
1yeah doss jobs
0yeah
1what other ddoss jobs exist
1dubai influencer
110/10 baddies
1mike thurston
0how would u adivce a one legged man who wants to do MMA
1do the easiest job possible and then do your hobbies
1go gym get hench
1if y0our rent is 400 then yh
1800 is 2 months rent
1so your good
5a one-legged man has to get the KO straight away in an arse-kicking contest
1Farms need security to protect their valuable assets and livelihoods from theft, vandalism, and other threats
0๐Ÿ˜‚ gun.
1Theft: Farms are targets for theft of expensive equipment, machinery, and vehicles. In 2020, rural theft cost the UK an estimated ยฃ43.3 million.
1Livestock theft: Livestock theft is one of the most costly threats to farm security
1Fly-tipping: Illegal dumping of waste on farmland can be dangerous to humans, animals, and wildlife.
0:buffering:
1Arson: Farms are prime targets for arsonists because of their remote locations
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1Psychological impact: Crime can have a psychological impact on farmers, beyond the financial cost.
1Many criminals on farms are opportunistic and take chances, so having clear security measures could protect farms effectively. Any form of obvious security can make them think twice and choose
0might be wise to turn the phone off and on...
1guarding until 8pm
18 am
1fuk me
19 am
1what time you wake up today this morning\
1pre workout in gyms
1pre workouts are good mix with water\
1we need see something or some light thou
1is there no light
1at all
1what abouit light in your car
1have you eaten today
1and ou jsut have water
1just eat
1at the hotel in morning they have
1is there supermaket near by
1but your not allowed to leave location until 9 am
1wow
1๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿšฐ
1drink water hope you have alot of water
1at least your know for future nights that you need food and drink in your car
1yeah
7who is head goon
1you have water is good for brain
8is it true you will be working in Wales on a farm? how do you feel about it?
1he is in wales now on a farm
1๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš™
1๐Ÿš”๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš™๐ŸŽ๐Ÿชš๐Ÿชš๐Ÿชš
1you allowed to smoke
8Good luck with it brother
1๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ
1๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ
1smoke and drink water
7are you farming or security
1you will survive
7i dont get it
112 hours
1on smoke๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌand water
1๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿšฐ
1you started at 9
1yh
11 hour in
1dont fall alseep tthou lol
9Make it a lit stream babe back soon
1Hello Mr Goon please sit in your car๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—
1and watch the moonlight
1๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš™๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ”๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ˜๐ŸŒ˜
1๐ŸŒœ๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒ›๐ŸŒ‘๐ŸŒ’
1Moon light watching Mr GOON
1๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒ๐ŸŽ‘๐ŸŒš
1how can that job not be easy
1easy peasy lemon squeezy
112 hours a day watching the Moonlight
1you get to see the sunrise
1would be better in summer
1but still good
7whats the job
7farming
1Sit in your car MR goon
1that is joke
1that is the jokeist job i ever seen
1๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš™๐Ÿš™๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš™
0what's the best thing about right now?
1gangsters stealing of farms
1is that why they hire you\
1for 12 pound an hour and your risking gangsters
0:face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
1fuck that gangsters have guns
1๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ
0ask em if they cut u in on the deal.
1๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ
1fuck that
1get fuck out of there
1there gunna do a drive by
0is it cold?
0sounds evil tbh
0almost cruel. get a job on the tracks with British rail instead
7this is exactly what you said
7i was joking
1Farmers and landowners say they are "at war" with countryside crime gangs and need more help from specialist rural police officers.
1what are you actually gunna do if gangster turns up with gun
0would you consider opening an OF account?
112 pound an hour fuuck that i be gone
1see you
1later
1aligator
1๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ
1๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ
1cya later aligator
1๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ
1fuck that 12 pound an hour they cant expect much
1Good ee
1Good eving MR Goon the assigment tonight is sit in your car until 9 am and wait for further instructions
0have u brought food?
1๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš—
0๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿ•Š
0set a trap for a rabbit
1jack Goon
1new name
0have u seen the minie northman
1did they tell you about any break ins
0movie*
1when there last incident was
1you have walkietalkie
1walkie talkie
1so they are expecting nothing then
0do you feel vulnerable jack?
1they wopuld give you some sort of voice contact
1if they expect anything
1you been in belmarsh
1you met charles bronson
1you would of been in with bronson
1wow belmarsh on your CV
1i would actually put that on my CV
1like it shows your hard
7jack tisson defender of the farmers
1good for security
110 days till xmas
1๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„
1๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…
1๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…
7the farmers jesus jack tisson in the valleys of wales
7driving away the hoardes
1the things we have to do for monry just to survive
7in a mini metro
1its the reality
0have u access to a toilet?
10yoo
1if you need piss you jsut piss on field
1and you will need piss
7piss pon the machinery
1as you drink water
1๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿšพ๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿšฐ
10what's going on jack?
0can you order a food delivery?
10oh haha hope the pays right
8will you be worried sleeping at night?
1he cant sleep
1he is on a job
1012 hour shift?
8oh, that's brutal
10^
1have you ever had a girlfriend
8will just james ever return ?
10just let the words flow
7a pisscel
0are incells engaged in emotional insest?
1if you have had a girlfriend then you are not a incel
7now why do you have to go and get stars in their eyes
1an incell in my mind is someone who has never had a girlfreind and does not pay for sex
1even is omone pays for sex they are not a incell
1because they are having sex
1regardless
0your last video was great.
0great topic
7loooooool
7the truth is finally revealed
7the chad worship is real
7even among men this is why things are going downhill
1sex is overinflated
7itaname is a clown
1guys
0furby ogre
7everything she says is contrdictory
1getting paid too live stream now
7muh women dont just go for chad
1๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
7then lists chad features in men women go for
7joker
1just a shame you cant sit at home but have to be in car now
1๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ
7no no she is called itsabrain
7but she has none
1i am on MDMA just had a half gram lol
1and drinking a stella
1artous
7the real war is chad and incels
1๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š
0awww i love the way you speak your truth @D Na
0the real war is for your mind.
7of course it is love keep being a qwuuen
7then get pumped and dumped and pumped and dumped and pumped and dumped
112 pounds per hour
1fight the need
7feminist jokere
1๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
1๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
1๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
1๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
7jack is fighting for food
1GOON report
7keep fighting for us jack
7itsaname needs an ogre to fall back on when chad dumps her AGAIN
1how you spending christmas day jack
7for the 20th time back to back
1๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…
1๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„
1bodycam sorted
1๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ
7someone is next to jack recording
0said the farmer with his gun.
1nothing will happen lol they jsut giving you some christmas money
7jack doesnt realise the chads were about to strike and his shouting scared them off
1they feeling genrous so they horing people to sit in car and get paid
1the FARMER IS LOADED
1๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ
7itsaname thinks thats her what a qwueeeeeeeeeeeeen
7woooo hooooo
7hooooo
1all women look at men like that your a human doing not a human being
1what can you do for me
1if your not the work horse provider
7woooo
1does the supervisor ring you
1how you clock in and out in morning
1so the next time you see supervisor will be in morning?
0probably
0uber eats...
1you need def order food
7an uber eats jack tisson clone
1you can just drive to a shop now
1they wont know
7serving food to incels NOT CHADS
10what time is farmer bringing you a cup of tea?
1just drive to a supermarket
124 hour shop garage
7rejects any orders from chads
1they wont know
7go under cover commando rolls inn the dark scout the area for nosh
1i would def have the urge to go to a shop
7wales is backwards its like living in medieval england
7the only shop they have is SPAR
1wales is cheaper than england for housing
1thats for sure
7that sells snickers for 2 pounds each
7everything way over priced
1i had a domnios pizza today
7where did he go
1๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•
0find a Bengali take away. call and explain your situation. a cat will appear
0lol car*
1then i went macodnalds and got a coke and ice cream and carrots
7what the cat off red dwarf
1macdonalds carrots are good you know
7its cold outside theres some kind of atmosphere
1they sell carrots
1๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ•
1for 79p
1as a side
11What you doing
7itsanme orders chad for her sides
7itsaname
0hi don
11Yeah
0๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
11๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป
1who to do a takeaway
7lol why not
30*1