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| 0 | Yes yes Iโm starving |
| 0 | Might have soup |
| 1 | why do you hate your irish ancestry pal |
| 2 | it said you were streaming on the 17th |
| 0 | I had anxiety the other day I was watching football in a pub and felt proper weird was on my own and people were talking to me |
| 2 | you brought it forward |
| 3 | how dare you contradict yourself jack. u said the 17th! |
| 4 | Hi Jack |
| 3 | ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๐ค๐คฃ๐ป |
| 5 | bro looks like an unc |
| 5 | bro giving me flashbacks from the closest with unc |
| 3 | @J Don how are u? |
| 6 | was up |
| 6 | hello mr OGre |
| 5 | bro sounds like hes from the medieval ages |
| 7 | soupy doopy poopy |
| 4 | Jack have you been to Jaywick? quite rough |
| 5 | bro looks like a Reinhart irl |
| 0 | Some guy offered to buy me a drink and when I told him Iโd have a Diet Coke he looked at me like I had 5 arms |
| 8 | how's the weather in Manchester? I may be on a mission there |
| 3 | I watched a programme about j wick. it was a decent programme. |
| 9 | hi from Scotland ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ |
| 10 | 2*3*s3sMwIz_WQvvwb14pSVcNQ |
| 2 | can i kick RH |
| 3 | have u seen the rents on jaywick? |
| 0 | I see you are growing your beard I might grow my hair and beard for aslong as I can so I look like a homeless ogre |
| 3 | it's not affordable. |
| 4 | Feel like most of the uk is turning into a shithole |
| 3 | ๐ |
| 10 | 2*6*ChwKGkNOXzB0WkNqLTRvREZlOHcxZ0FkNHA0Z3RB |
| 11 | I've seen so many documentaries on jaywick go is it doing now , I feel it's a community |
| 3 | how much is a 2 bed in jaywick? |
| 12 | your fart was so strong and stinky it reached my house and I can smell it rn |
| 3 | it's about a 1100 for a 1bed flat |
| 10 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 10 | 2*3*3QLZnCX8duvIA_QvBT5tJA |
| 10 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQMmdvNEtrLTRvREZRd3oxZ0FkNlJ3dXRn |
| 11 | UK has changed alot since I returned from the u.s. two yrs ago after living in the u.s. for 24 yrs |
| 13 | hola |
| 13 | belloooo |
| 13 | :face-fuchsia-poop-shape::face-fuchsia-poop-shape::face-fuchsia-poop-shape::face-fuchsia-poop-shape::face-fuchsia-poop-shape::face-fuchsia-poop-shape::face-fuchsia-poop-shape::face-fuchsia-poop-shape::face-fuchsia-poop-shape::face-fuchsia-poop-shape::face-fuchsia-poop-shape::face-fuchsia-poop-shape::face-fuchsia-poop-shape::face-fuchsia-poop-shape::glasses-purple-yellow-diamond::face-orange-raised-eyebrow: |
| 0 | If you had 1million in bank could you live off the interest ????? |
| 3 | anyone seen DNa? |
| 0 | Thatโs mad! |
| 1 | the dick pill truly is the black of pills have a Chad friend who's girlfriend outed him for having a small joint she spread pics around of him with her friends the man has to leave town his a joke now |
| 3 | what's new with jack? |
| 14 | no chance you'd get that much interest off a mil |
| 4 | If your a bouncer security guard is it mandatory you wear the big coats to make you look massive |
| 14 | hello btw |
| 3 | what's the tittle of this stream? |
| 15 | hello |
| 0 | Would you buy property ? |
| 16 | wagwan |
| 3 | yo Koof! how's u? |
| 15 | I used to be a bouncer |
| 14 | not too bad how's it going |
| 3 | really well thanks koof. |
| 14 | ๐๐ |
| 0 | What are the head doorman like? |
| 3 | ๐๐ฅ |
| 17 | alright Jack ๐ |
| 0 | Are they all alpha males? |
| 16 | I've done security at footy and rugby before |
| 15 | wasn't you in that film the gruffalo |
| 4 | Ballifs and traffic wardens are looked as scum in this country lol |
| 0 | I never knew there was a head doorman. |
| 3 | are u first aid trained? |
| 3 | ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ข |
| 18 | Settling in for a Thursday evening with Tisson ๐๐ป |
| 19 | are you British |
| 20 | had to pay a 350 euro fine as my ex parke in a disabled bay ffs |
| 16 | bet your a bailiff in your spare time |
| 3 | yo turbo! u okay? |
| 0 | Horrible scummy cunts imagine being a traffic ward on collecting money for the fucking local council |
| 14 | TV licence goons are some of the worst |
| 15 | frack me |
| 18 | Itsaname - yes good thanks, my 4 day week has finitoโd |
| 18 | You? |
| 3 | I'm great thanks turbo. ๐๐ |
| 15 | I'm fap trained |
| 18 | Good stuff ๐๐ป |
| 0 | Heard about the hollyoaks actor died????? |
| 0 | Drugs and drink poor mental health |
| 3 | ohh ๐๐ |
| 14 | yeah that Paul danann or whatever his name is |
| 3 | not good. |
| 14 | I remember him on the original love Island |
| 14 | he was quite funny |
| 0 | Paul Danan only 47 |
| 4 | Reckon big issue actually makes much ? see people in the towns everywhere with it |
| 3 | what's up jack? |
| 16 | drugs ain't all bad |
| 0 | Drugs are bad |
| 3 | ๐ b nice |
| 2 | got rejected by more jobs again |
| 16 | j don what do you get from chemist |
| 3 | @420fundays be nice |
| 15 | some drugs are brilliant |
| 2 | 2 more rejections feel like shit again |
| 3 | ๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐๐๐ |
| 21 | DO YOU LIKE HOT BLONDE AMERICAN WOMEN? |
| 15 | I love a bit of Calpol |
| 16 | it's insane I am nice |
| 3 | I never buy big issue I just give cash. |
| 18 | Do they pay big issue sellers? |
| 0 | Who doesnโt like hot blonde women |
| 3 | I think they get a percentage of sale turbo |
| 22 | Hit the griddy for a rose |
| 18 | Oh right - they should get a wage ontop |
| 2 | you can live like a king |
| 21 | HOT BLONDES ARE EASIER TO FIND IN THE DARK |
| 15 | do you still sell Avon |
| 4 | Your so interesting I think you could get popular on YouTube very relatable |
| 21 | LATIN WOMEN HAVE NICE BOOTIES |
| 14 | Eva Longoria was ๐ฅ back in the day |
| 15 | I would choose a pygmy |
| 3 | jack please take a pole in who would go to the Philippines to get a woman.๐ค๐ค๐ค |
| 0 | Tomato soup and eat it out the saucepan |
| 0 | I love blonde fitness girls |
| 4 | I like Indian women lol |
| 21 | DO YOU GUYS OVER THERE, EAT PUSSY? |
| 10 | 3*0*Would you go to the Philipinnes To Meet A Woman? *Yes*No |
| 2 | you have no sympathy for me now lol how nice |
| 3 | ๐๐๐๐คฆโโ๐คฆโโ๐คฆโโ |
| 15 | I saw you in Aldi a few days ago poking holes in the packs of toilet rolls |
| 2 | no |
| 3 | how many of those men would go for rich Philippine women? |
| 0 | Have you heard of the guys who get caught sniffing womenโs underwear while they work in there houses |
| 15 | just order a Thai bride mate |
| 23 | my favourite ogre this side of shrek, alright jack ๐ |
| 2 | thoughts on the anti corruptoon minister getting caught in a corruption scandal |
| 3 | I think most men would go in search of vulnerable Philippine women. not the educated ones. |
| 2 | labour minister |
| 23 | you never want to bring one of these women back to the west, big mistake right there! |
| 4 | Do you like a filthy kebab on a Saturday |
| 3 | thoughts on pikes face? |
| 0 | What would you do if one of your work colleagues came in and pulled a pair of used knickers out his pocket |
| 24 | hey whats up mate |
| 16 | U off Asia |
| 18 | Poll on English women? |
| 23 | they are walking wallets ๐ถ๐ |
| 2 | western women hate passport bros and try and punch down on them as sual |
| 2 | usual |
| 15 | Grimsby women are the best lad |
| 3 | pike hates himself more.than women hate him. |
| 16 | dole4life don't make me sick |
| 15 | what |
| 2 | just dont bring the woman back to the west they leave the man and hypergamy sets in in the new country |
| 16 | Grimsby women ๐คข๐คข๐คข |
| 10 | 3*2*Would you go to the Philipinnes To Meet A Woman? *No (61%)*Yes (38%)*Poll complete: 13 votes |
| 15 | there like pickled onion monster munch |
| 1 | the penis pill is the blackest of pills |
| 3 | ๐๐คฆโโ๐คฃ๐คฃ |
| 4 | I feel like uk woman still has that orange foundation chav stereotype |
| 0 | Could you pick up women in 3rd world Africa ??? |
| 3 | don't bring pike anywhere. leave him at home. |
| 25 | moan |
| 0 | If you went dressed nice |
| 0 | Yeah |
| 10 | 2*3*vm4DIyYmtJLWDC20JQKBvg |
| 15 | I'll get you an African woman it will cost you 2 goats and a laptop |
| 0 | Bandit land |
| 0 | Theyโd kill us mate and take our shit |
| 3 | being an albino in Africa is worse. |
| 0 | I see people doing charity work there men in tracksuits from the uk and the people surround them thinking theyโre millionaires |
| 0 | Is there no job opportunity there |
| 2 | you have to be aware where the WATER HoVELS ARE IN THE UK |
| 2 | there are no job opportunities in the uk mate |
| 3 | ๐๐คฆโโ๐คฆโโ๐คฆโโ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ |
| 0 | Do they do the WATER HOVEL in Africa???? |
| 15 | Smeg on the ceiling |
| 4 | Ever seen anyone smash a bottle as a weapon |
| 10 | 2*3*WGwH3galZ2FR-knToxvtKw |
| 0 | Howโs the new year fitness going mines fell of a cliff |
| 10 | 2*3*WGwH3galZ2FR-knToxvtKw |
| 3 | mines pretty good ๐ |
| 18 | Keep the fitness going |
| 3 | small steps make big progress. |
| 18 | You never regret doing it, but yiu regret now doing it |
| 0 | You seen bold and bankrupt on YouTube??? |
| 0 | What did you eat mate to give you stinky farts |
| 3 | bald**? |
| 26 | your hard |
| 18 | Am not a fan of him |
| 10 | 2*3*jdieFfv3ksQg46sTm2--DQ |
| 0 | Bald and bankrupt |
| 3 | I think he's cool enough? |
| 3 | he's been to Syria ๐ธ๐พ? |
| 16 | would you be able to beet Mike Tyson then if you were boxer |
| 0 | My kids laugh at me when I fart and pretend to be sick ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ |
| 14 | how much can you bench? |
| 0 | And go tell their mom Iโve been farting |
| 0 | Did you feel like you were gonna take off?? |
| 3 | ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ kids r funny |
| 4 | What's your biggest food weakness? mine is crisps and biscuits |
| 3 | ๐ snap |
| 3 | had 0 biscuits in a month |
| 14 | shortbread? |
| 3 | awww love em ๐ |
| 0 | I like burgers and Donnie meat |
| 14 | quality ent they |
| 3 | I'll only have a 2 stick kit kat now. |
| 14 | my cousin doesn't like them, I think he's a psychopath |
| 3 | only psychos don't like biscuits |
| 3 | aww mash and sausages or Yorkshire puddings n graveyard with mash |
| 3 | so nice! |
| 14 | ah don't get me started on Yorkshire pudding |
| 14 | I could eat it every day |
| 0 | Canโt go wrong with a Tesco meal deal, triple breakfast sandwhich, salt vinegar crisps then a monster for ยฃ3.60 |
| 27 | Wanna go down to the pub, bruh? |
| 3 | it's easily doon koof |
| 27 | Bruv letโs go to the pub and get a pint while watching the fรผtball match |
| 14 | I make a good toad in the hole |
| 3 | I want a cup of tea but don't wanna get out bed. |
| 0 | Iโd rather go to a cafe then a bar mate |
| 4 | Double sausage egg McMuffin could eat 10 in a row |
| 3 | make a pole. should I make a cup of tea? |
| 0 | Lovely piece of cake and a coffe then a cigarette after |
| 14 | I've had a can of coke I won't sleep now as I suffer from insomnia as it is |
| 0 | Dunno why I love it so much |
| 3 | everyone has narcissistic tendencies. |
| 3 | hahaha was a mating call? |
| 0 | Why do I like cake and coffe then a fag what is it |
| 0 | I was doing the ogre mating call in front of my Mrs |
| 14 | J Don because they're nice? |
| 3 | ๐
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| 14 | well cake and coffee anyway |
| 18 | Thoughts on Graham potter? |
| 3 | who? Potter? |
| 0 | Cake and coffee is so nice |
| 18 | New West Ham united manager |
| 0 | Then a cigarette |
| 3 | I'm trying to have 1 meal a day and snack on fruits |
| 3 | anyone ever kept a food diary? |
| 14 | I only usually eat once a day myself but a big meal |
| 0 | The HAMMERS |
| 18 | Good appointment |
| 3 | I had chicken n brocoli with noodles today |
| 3 | walked about 3 miles too |
| 3 | h |
| 0 | Do you still not like football |
| 3 | hand fulla grapes and to many crisps.... |
| 18 | It brings the community together |
| 0 | Get to the games and get the football gear on |
| 14 | I have up pretending to like football a long time ago |
| 18 | Donโt like the extreme tribalism but friendly banter is good |
| 3 | it makes men sad too though |
| 14 | gave* |
| 0 | Football is a laugh |
| 3 | I like to go to an actual match tbh |
| 0 | Yeah itโs great |
| 3 | Sat at home it's just erm well nah |
| 18 | Itsaname who do you support? |
| 3 | I only bother coz I like mo salah. he's my cup of tea |
| 3 | mo has a lovely face and he seems short enough to put in my pocket lol |
| 0 | Yeah like an item |
| 3 | yeah shame he's married hahaha |
| 28 | hello good evening |
| 4 | Do you feel tougher with a beard |
| 3 | he's food at what he does and his nation loves him! |
| 29 | yo all |
| 0 | I do feel tougher with a beard |
| 3 | yo oliver. u okay? |
| 3 | beards are masculinity |
| 4 | Have you had any bad experiences with travelers |
| 0 | Yeah same |
| 14 | I'm trying to currently pull off the short beard with a slightly long mustache |
| 3 | ๐๐ |
| 14 | I always mess up trying to trim it and end up having to clean shaven ๐คฆ๐ป |
| 3 | @Samuel |
| 29 | BET U GOT A BUM CHIN JACK LOL |
| 3 | belmarsh? that's a badn |
| 0 | You look like a traveller |
| 4 | I feel like the media ruin their reputation |
| 30 | what's a traveler? |
| 3 | jack what's the longest you have quit smoking for? |
| 4 | I feel like they have that wet hair look slick |
| 3 | like Irish gypsy's @chuck less |
| 30 | thanks @itsaname |
| 3 | ๐๐๐ |
| 14 | John Fury |
| 18 | How do they know theyโre travellers? |
| 3 | I'm not sure your correct jack |
| 3 | human rights campaign groups have challenged it |
| 29 | ITSAAME THEY GOT A CARAVAN |
| 3 | my big fat gyps wedding was a TV show that helped change attitudes towards travelers. worth watching tbh |
| 3 | pardon oliver? |
| 0 | Do travelers have a look |
| 3 | would a traveller father let u marry his daughter? |
| 29 | ITSANAME U ASKED HOW TO TELL IF TRAVELLERS I SAID CARAVAN |
| 3 | designer knock offs @J Don |
| 0 | I was in Greggs the other day and loads of travellers came in really loud but pleasant enough lads |
| 3 | ๐ olvier |
| 31 | You fink? |
| 1 | irish travellers have a distinctive look due to inbreeding |
| 3 | what's the title of this stream ? |
| 14 | Greggs is a rip off now and shite food... there I said it. |
| 3 | koof I've never liked a pasty .it's annoying to enjoy coz it flakes away... |
| 0 | Tommy fury been saying he had a alcohol problem |
| 4 | remember paddy Doherty |
| 3 | Dyson fury and uzek hilarious |
| 0 | Seems all the furyโs have alcohol problems |
| 14 | Did you ever rate Roy Shaw? |
| 3 | another exhibition fight |
| 3 | I'd like to see DNa fight pike |
| 0 | Views on Darren till |
| 3 | ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ |
| 0 | Whyโs all the walking gear in fashion now like berghause and that |
| 1 | Ireland vs Wales who wins that war |
| 3 | ๐ฎ๐ช ๐ |
| 14 | I liked Shaw his book Pretty boy was great but was a bit disappointed when I found out he lost to McLean twice cus in the book he says he only fought him twice and it was 1-1 |
| 4 | Ever seen snatch |
| 14 | mediocre |
| 0 | Like European level |
| 14 | Till is nowhere near as good as he thinks he is |
| 32 | what time is it where you are |
| 3 | jack we wanna hear your pirate laugh please. |
| 14 | I'm having a hot chocolate and No1 can stop me |
| 3 | jack would u fight for England? |
| 3 | awww koof guess what's in my fridge... |
| 3 | caramel mocha chocolate drink...soooo naughty! |
| 18 | @itsaname I wouldnโt! |
| 14 | ah sounds lovely |
| 3 | turbo would u fight for another country? |
| 33 | wtf? |
| 0 | I once farted on my way to work and shit my pants so had to go home |
| 14 | sorry I missed what you said |
| 14 | you walking about the one Shaw won? |
| 14 | talking* |
| 3 | I think so koof |
| 18 | @itsaname nope. All wars are manufactured - as we will soon find out |
| 3 | ๐๐jack |
| 3 | Jack have u made soup yet? |
| 18 | Isnโt taking orders a very beta trait? |
| 3 | ๐๐คฆโโ |
| 0 | Have ever farted and had a liquid fart |
| 3 | ๐๐คฆโโ |
| 3 | don't b sick don |
| 3 | what's wrong with u mate? |
| 3 | u obsessed with farts n shit |
| 14 | do you take your dog/s for a walk every day? |
| 0 | Itโs funny |
| 3 | jack do a pole on on shity humor jack |
| 3 | please |
| 3 | ๐คฆโโ๐ฑ๐ |
| 3 | why |
| 3 | that's bad |
| 14 | and they lived happily ever after |
| 3 | ๐๐คฃ |
| 3 | that's abuse |
| 3 | she could get done for that |
| 3 | wtf he's used to that treatment o think |
| 3 | he'd of walked off otherwise |
| 3 | women can be violent too |
| 3 | coz they know men ain't gonna hit back |
| 34 | equil rights equil fights |
| 0 | Why didnโt you kick her out |
| 18 | Once you allow someone to lose respect for you, you can never get it back. |
| 0 | Good man |
| 3 | agree turbo |
| 18 | Wish I had known that with past relationships |
| 3 | ppl underestimate the value of being safe. |
| 3 | did u here a out the woman who committed suicide that left a note saying her fella abused her. he's been sent down today. |
| 35 | I wish for an interesting anecdote about jungle dwelling birds. |
| 3 | coercive control is a prison sentence |
| 3 | cowrcive |
| 3 | coercive *** |
| 35 | a bird which dwels in the jungle |
| 3 | yup. that's what usually makes voyims of domestic a use stay with offenders. |
| 14 | do you ever suffer from insomnia or are you one of them ppl that can fall asleep straight away? |
| 3 | I'm not the type either. |
| 3 | jack how does it feel knowing you keep so many men awake lol |
| 3 | followers are addicted t u now. |
| 3 | that pike was upset u brought the stream forward today lol |
| 18 | @itsaname donโt encourage his gay following! |
| 3 | ๐sorry |
| 0 | Is it over 2 years sober now? That must feel good |
| 3 | what aids did u use to stop drinking? |
| 1 | who's the biggest lunatic in the blackpill space Todd the hermit is bonkers |
| 3 | ๐ who? |
| 3 | mad name! |
| 0 | Do you ever get random triggers to drink? |
| 18 | Hypnotism helped my dad quit smoking but you need to want to quit |
| 0 | Or completely gone |
| 18 | Not sure I could live in Russia without a drink |
| 3 | is rehab room mates with pike? |
| 14 | sounds like a certain person who comes on here |
| 14 | haha |
| 3 | ๐๐ฏ |
| 14 | never heard of him |
| 3 | I'd rather juggle vomit tbh jack |
| 1 | western decline is funking nuts |
| 36 | You think mma goated? |
| 3 | what's the one on that documentary jack |
| 3 | the one they interviewed in the ch4 incell doc |
| 14 | you spoke to your pal from Manchester lately? |
| 3 | he's v popular among them lot. |
| 3 | yeah how's union jack ? |
| 3 | ๐๐ค |
| 14 | how do you know him anyway? |
| 14 | I watched his short film btw |
| 1 | dbdr will make a comeback guarantee it |
| 3 | who'd win a fight between pike and union? |
| 0 | Do your family know you are a streamer |
| 3 | koof I'd like to watch his film too |
| 14 | it was alright tbh it was linked in jack's old channel |
| 37 | hi Jack |
| 37 | hi all |
| 3 | @Foo Koff please share a link on a video when it's posted |
| 3 | yo ๐คด how r u? |
| 37 | Good to see you itsaname |
| 3 | u OK? |
| 37 | I'm okay , hope you are too |
| 14 | I wouldn't even know how to find it now itsaname I just clicked a link on one of his old live streams which are now gone, I can't even remember the name of it but jack might know |
| 3 | I'm great ๐คด been shopping today and bought 2 new outfits so I'm happy |
| 3 | ah okay koof. thanks. |
| 37 | Great to hear isaname |
| 3 | lol really? |
| 37 | I told you a while ago about Seb jones making that cringe awakening video ,he's made a even more cringe video now titled "I've decided to become a sage" |
| 3 | when's the next live jack? |
| 37 | in the video which is about 11 minutes long he talks about how he's now going to dedicate his life to blocking a sage |
| 3 | sage ๐ค๐คฃ๐คฆโโ |
| 37 | becoming * |
| 37 | the video left me even more confused |
| 3 | has anyone seen pikes video on how to pull a woman? |
| 3 | it basically consists of him winking. it's creepy as fook |
| 14 | is that really a thing itsaname? you've seen what he looks like then? lol |
| 3 | yeah it's got jeffry warmer vibes tbh. it's on his profile. |
| 3 | or a Mormon? |
| 37 | in the video he has the audacity to say "in a few years you will see the progress as the years go by ,even the decades " implying people will watch his videos for decades to come |
| 3 | what about becoming morph? |
| 38 | Hello there sir |
| 38 | how are you today |
| 18 | Yeah now we can develop relationships with anyone in the planet - beliefs will become much more tailored to the individual. Hierarchies like in organised religion will go |
| 38 | papa bop is home |
| 18 | People will setup their own networks |
| 38 | and hes brought home the bacon |
| 14 | Yo bop |
| 38 | hi |
| 37 | in the video seb jones talks about how he's reached higher levels he's gone from awakening to enlightenment and now insists he wants to become a sage and that it's the higher level type thing |
| 14 | I played a few frames of snooker last night |
| 3 | yo bop:hand-pink-waving::hand-pink-waving: |
| 18 | We are in the end times of the age. - as predicted in the book of revelation |
| 38 | Hey |
| 3 | u might have a point turbo |
| 18 | Thanks @itsaname - itโs weird - is it a prediction or a playbook?! |
| 3 | erm read all the books for u decide turbo |
| 3 | in a week I think jack |
| 38 | hows the nightclub plans going |
| 38 | u eating chocolate |
| 3 | nessie |
| 38 | nice |
| 18 | @itsaname the one eyed dajjal in the Quran I think may represent the one-eyed symbol of the secret societies |
| 39 | yooo |
| 3 | America wants all resources on earth! |
| 40 | Hi! |
| 38 | itsaname will you go out with me |
| 3 | ji not seen u in ages @Jah Energy |
| 14 | ๐๐ |
| 3 | at bop. I might doo |
| 38 | thanks |
| 39 | I know, keep missing the lives itsa lol |
| 38 | were an item now |
| 3 | ๐๐คฃ |
| 38 | ive escaped the incel curse |
| 3 | aww Shane that jah. u would laughed hard the last 2 lol |
| 38 | Not fully |
| 38 | well i am at the moment |
| 39 | whys that itsa |
| 3 | erm bop are u drunk? |
| 38 | im not a virgin though |
| 14 | I'm an incel now |
| 38 | Im a good incel |
| 38 | im not one of the blackpilled ones |
| 14 | nah not really but it's been a while tbf |
| 3 | coz the dev pike returned with a vengeance lol @Jah Energy |
| 1 | it ain't easy being a Chad puts a bullseye on your back everywhere you go much easier to blend into the background |
| 39 | oh no way ๐ |
| 14 | more just a cel as it's not really fully involuntary I just cba |
| 3 | yes jah hahaj ahh. hahaha ha |
| 3 | strongbow r u Irish? |
| 39 | pmsl how's your 2025 ppl? |
| 3 | ooo wich end of Irish? |
| 3 | I love the Irish and the accents too |
| 14 | I'm irish |
| 14 | Irish* |
| 1 | Republic near Cork City |
| 38 | shes cheating on me already |
| 38 | typical women |
| 14 | hahahaha |
| 3 | ah cool foo. what city? |
| 18 | ๐ |
| 3 | aww bop. it's only a might... |
| 38 | ๐๐๐ |
| 3 | I wanna visit the west coast of Ireland but I'm kinda scared coz I don't drink |
| 14 | I'm not really I'm half Irish I live in England but family from Dublin and I can do a good Dublin accent |
| 3 | lovely Dublin |
| 1 | irish are voted the ugliest men in the world year after year haha |
| 38 | jack which country has the most chads per population |
| 14 | Dublin is the best Irish accent imo |
| 3 | ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๐ซ |
| 3 | I wanna see the hills and stuff and maybe a freezing beach too |
| 3 | but I don't drink. I do like the folk music. |
| 18 | Sweden |
| 38 | interesting |
| 38 | most scandinavians have autism though |
| 38 | imo |
| 3 | Portugal has a nazi reject population too. |
| 18 | They went to Argentina - maybe even hitler |
| 1 | who are the ugliest dudes in the world I've been to Romania mutant people man |
| 3 | ๐๐๐ |
| 18 | Sorry Charlie Chaplin |
| 3 | had a kid in his 90s |
| 38 | who hitler |
| 38 | no way |
| 38 | wait... is it me? |
| 3 | no Chaplin |
| 18 | He had the same moustache |
| 3 | ๐คฃ๐ |
| 18 | Chaplin is a good cover name for you know who |
| 3 | ๐๐ |
| 3 | hows dad? |
| 38 | He keeps sending me pictures of him waving |
| 38 | i dont understand it |
| 14 | do you keep your tomato ketchup in the fridge or cupboard? |
| 3 | fridge |
| 14 | wrongun |
| 14 | ๐ |
| 38 | dont mind |
| 14 | only joking |
| 18 | Piss bottles? |
| 38 | what about hummus |
| 38 | xD |
| 14 | haha |
| 38 | are you a hummus man jack |
| 3 | where d u keep ๐ฅ? |
| 14 | all sauce in cupboard apart from mayo |
| 38 | hyumous |
| 38 | ahahhahha |
| 14 | humerous |
| 3 | I love hummus |
| 3 | it's nice with beef strips |
| 39 | do u like cous cous? |
| 38 | im hummus sapien |
| 14 | eggs in cupboard but I am easily persuaded by the fridge if I had to |
| 3 | in a hot dog bun |
| 3 | eggs never in fridge |
| 38 | itsaname do you wash your chicken before you cook it |
| 39 | sweet chilli sauce is bang on |
| 14 | how come itsaname? |
| 14 | I know ppl who put eggs in fridge but I never have |
| 38 | ketchup is banging with fish and chips |
| 3 | yes bop. inwash it with lemon juice and then water. |
| 38 | have u heard the controversy on that |
| 14 | lol |
| 38 | what about mayo on chips |
| 14 | acceptable |
| 3 | always sprinkle lemon juice in the chicken then wash it |
| 41 | do you use poppers? |
| 38 | what do you have with your chips jack |
| 14 | red or brown sauce on bacon/sausages sandwich? |
| 10 | 2*3*BvRSW6jjIe7LX9kx9pSpXw |
| 3 | brown sauce in baked beans with hash brown n eggs |
| 38 | i wouldnt put tons of it on my chips, just a dollop of ketchup on the side to dip |
| 38 | hummus is nice with chips |
| 42 | ๐คฃ |
| 3 | what's better is tamarind sauce |
| 14 | what will you buy itsaname on your first date bop? |
| 38 | ive never had that |
| 43 | Rustlers microwave burger L or W? |
| 14 | L |
| 3 | ๐๐๐ฑ๐คฆ๐ปโโ |
| 38 | Ill buy her a scotch egg |
| 14 | good call |
| 3 | no I don't wat that bop |
| 38 | ill buy you a kingdom |
| 39 | Cumberland scotch eggs |
| 38 | my queen |
| 3 | no thanks. |
| 14 | ungrateful |
| 3 | erm ta but erm nah |
| 14 | ๐ |
| 38 | cant please anyone these days |
| 3 | can I just have a coffee please or a milkshake? |
| 43 | Q |
| 43 | wwwww |
| 14 | I thought it was a lovely gesture bop |
| 43 | W!!! |
| 38 | thanks bro |
| 44 | Wassup bro lend me 10$ man |
| 18 | @itsaname is it ok to go halves on a first date? |
| 39 | thoughts on a.i |
| 38 | Ill buy you a cafe nero coffee of your choosing |
| 38 | and a sandwich |
| 3 | erm. tbh I get really sad if a man pays the bill. |
| 38 | and then a cinema ticket |
| 3 | only the man I marry will pay for me. |
| 44 | Hoe ah |
| 10 | 2*6*ChwKGkNKZnh2WnUtLTRvREZkY0gxZ0FkcGRZa09R |
| 43 | whoever suggested the date should pay for the date obviously |
| 18 | ๐๐ป |
| 3 | erm I don't wanna go to the movies. just a walk will do bop. ta |
| 38 | ill buy you a voucher so you can buy me something with it |
| 14 | hahaha |
| 38 | perhaps some stilts |
| 3 | ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ |
| 3 | I'll make u a curry to take home okay bop? |
| 38 | okay that sounds good |
| 14 | what curry itsaname? |
| 39 | just had one itsa |
| 3 | any curry u want |
| 38 | a lamb saag |
| 39 | ^ |
| 3 | I'm avoiding curry for a few weeks now |
| 14 | nice |
| 3 | I love lamb sag |
| 14 | I had a tandoori mixed grill tonight |
| 38 | ๐ |
| 3 | I might make biriani tomorow |
| 43 | lamb slag? |
| 3 | or maybe a beef stock |
| 14 | a Biriani is almost a reverse curry really when you think about it |
| 1 | alcohol is no joke gonna do a full year teetotal |
| 43 | jack, tits or arse? |
| 3 | not slag sag. it's spinach @Frank Black |
| 38 | i had some pakistani neighbours when i was a kid and they used to give me a lot of biryanis |
| 38 | it was amazing |
| 38 | better than any takeaway ive had |
| 3 | u right Foo |
| 3 | facts bop. make them teach u |
| 14 | good glad I didn't sound stupid there lol |
| 43 | jack why don't you read my controversial questions anymore ? |
| 3 | never do foo |
| 38 | i havent seen them for like 15 years, but i did see their daughter once in sainsburies and she remembered me |
| 38 | i wasnt sure it was her at first |
| 38 | was pretty wholesome |
| 14 | โบ |
| 43 | tits or arse? |
| 3 | awww nice bop. should got her number |
| 38 | I wouldve but i wasnt sure if i was allowed to ask |
| 3 | jack u worry me!!! |
| 38 | as she was working |
| 43 | jack blink twice for tits once for arse |
| 14 | I used to have an old bloke as a neighbour who I could hear watching porn very loudly |
| 3 | u can ask bop. |
| 3 | hahahah omg |
| 14 | I never should have lent him them films |
| 14 | joke |
| 3 | when I was at uni had a kesbian ex con liv8ng above on coke snagging all day n night. hated it |
| 38 | I thought cause im not religious as well that she would be discouraged by her parents |
| 38 | idk if thats true |
| 3 | u can ask bop. u do have a point but we'll u have to take 1 step and u will find out eh. |
| 38 | I see |
| 43 | thoughts on meditation ๐งโโ and the spiritual ๐? |
| 38 | lool |
| 43 | LOL |
| 3 | when I googled my lesbian neighbour I found out she was an ex con and had been inside for fighting on a plane. she had orgies hat her place.all the time. |
| 38 | was it tranny porn |
| 38 | he was a coomer |
| 38 | it took him 20 mins to get it up jack |
| 43 | there are no chick's with dicks only dudes with tits hahahah |
| 38 | thats why it took 30 mins |
| 3 | I don't have an issue with guys or lesbians but I do have an issue with hearing them fcuk all the time. |
| 38 | ive heard my housemates a few times |
| 38 | its pretty awkward |
| 45 | ๐ |
| 38 | im above them as well so i feel like i cant walk about my room in case they think im listening so i just have to stay hostage on my bed |
| 14 | you house |
| 10 | 2*6*ChwKGkNLU0pzN3ZBLTRvREZlOHcxZ0FkYlBNdXJ3 |
| 3 | when I had family over they were horrified |
| 43 | jack whats your live schedule? I always find you when I'm randomly scrolling through live streams |
| 3 | I was cooking and my family had to talk louder and louder and we had to pretend we couldn't hear anything |
| 14 | That sounds awaked like when your watching TV with your parents as a kid and a sex scene comes on |
| 3 | and then my brother went nuts. he went and pounded on their door I was shitting it knowing she's nuts and so is my brother |
| 14 | awkward* |
| 3 | it was 3 pm on a Sunday |
| 18 | When I was a kid I was with my parents on the train and this couple were having sex on the seats just across the walkway! They tried to pretend it wasn't going on! |
| 3 | I had to put all the food in the car and insisted we left |
| 43 | you need a consistent live stream, your like guru, you remind me of a British version of 'the dude' from the big lebowski |
| 3 | ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๐ฑ |
| 3 | lebowski |
| 3 | do Sundays at 7? |
| 3 | please |
| 38 | you seemed to have gained subs recently jack |
| 14 | will prob start to feel like a job then and won't enjoy it as much |
| 43 | I like that idea |
| 3 | point foo |
| 14 | doing well today aren't I lol |
| 3 | I want a cup of tea now |
| 3 | bop put kettle in mate |
| 14 | I've just had one I cba to warm the milk for hot choc so had tea |
| 46 | i'm wearing my red lingerie right now |
| 14 | I'll regret it later when can't sleep |
| 3 | ๐๐๐คฆ๐ปโโ |
| 43 | naa foo is wrong, if jack started making the big bucks $$$ by streaming 5 hours a day we'd all be happier |
| 14 | same here |
| 38 | tea |
| 3 | I'm awake all 3 am sick of it |
| 14 | my option is wrong |
| 14 | opinion* |
| 3 | black k tea.1.suagr pls bop |
| 38 | why do you stay up so late itsaname |
| 3 | weak tea |
| 38 | copy that |
| 46 | i thought your channel was dead for sure but seems to be slowly growing ... you've got a magnetic personality jack |
| 43 | yes Foo sometimes your opinion is wrong |
| 3 | insomnia bop |
| 38 | oh no im sorry |
| 14 | thanks for the info Frank |
| 14 | I did say probably not definitely |
| 38 | what time do you get up in the morning |
| 46 | ๐ |
| 3 | I'm up at haf7 |
| 43 | your welcome Foo, sometimes you just need a a norm to come in and correct you |
| 38 | damn |
| 38 | it cant be that then |
| 14 | hahah fair enough old chap |
| 3 | Frank be nice mate. |
| 14 | does anyone ever remember the old adverts on TV about drugs saying talk to Frank |
| 14 | I tried him but he never had anything. |
| 3 | lol hahaha yeah I do |
| 43 | lolol Fool |
| 3 | Frank talked crap |
| 43 | Foo* |
| 3 | remember Frank from that shameless? |
| 38 | hes my idol |
| 3 | he was a proper shame |
| 43 | he's based on me |
| 14 | I used to love shameless |
| 43 | true story |
| 14 | the first few series anyway |
| 46 | I'm knackered, mate ... been slaving away at my retail job 60-70 hour weeks for like a month now... close to dropping it and going camping / hiking across country for several months |
| 3 | ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ |
| 3 | wow hog |
| 46 | I do get overtime after 40 hrs so i've been saving a bit but I'm always theere |
| 43 | if rather prostitute my asshole than work 70 hours a week |
| 46 | I hate it tbh and it's not sustainable |
| 38 | what shop is it hogo |
| 47 | hey up, in them videos what you make about being lazy, are you sometimes taking the piss a little bit and over exadurating it or is it all 100 percent true |
| 46 | it's large retail warehouse similar to bj's and sams club |
| 38 | ive heard warehouse work is pretty tough |
| 47 | didn't mean to sound like a nob I was just curious |
| 43 | you never made the ogre sleeps video, I was looking forward to it ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ |
| 46 | yeah, I've been in warehouses many times but also done pharmacy, carpentry, driving jobs and other stuff |
| 3 | ogre sleeps |
| 38 | i feel trapped in minimum wage opportunities |
| 38 | i cant see a way out of it |
| 3 | ๐ด ๐ค ๐ |
| 38 | so i just choose to stay on benefits |
| 10 | 3*0*Is Jack Tisson a lazy person? *Yes*No |
| 46 | same evil ... I make close to 20 / hr but it's not worth it the amount of work and days just meld together |
| 3 | erm bop if u never try u never move your limits |
| 3 | ๐ |
| 43 | I'd say you give a more chillaxed impression rather than lazy |
| 38 | i voted no because youre quite consistent with the livestreams |
| 46 | show us an old piss jug, jack |
| 43 | now do an ogre sleeps live stream for the laugh |
| 38 | I know itsaname but ive lost a lot of confidence from these jobs |
| 3 | bop is compassionate |
| 38 | i am to be fair |
| 43 | we've all got a piss jug/jugs |
| 46 | would you take a sip for super chat |
| 3 | I believe u bop. but keep your foot in the voluntary sector. u will rise. |
| 38 | thank u |
| 10 | 3*2*Is Jack Tisson a lazy person? *Yes (62%)*No (37%)*Poll complete: 8 votes |
| 43 | whats all that nasal discharge |
| 46 | i heard drinking your own pee has some health benefits and is good for the mouth microbiome |
| 3 | his nose is broken frank |
| 38 | that means 3 said no |
| 38 | 5 said yes |
| 3 | no woman will respect u if u drink your piss |
| 14 | I never heard the term microbiome until a couple of years ago |
| 1 | do you think alcohol is demonic |
| 3 | yez๐๐ |
| 43 | howd you get your nose broken lol |
| 38 | jack do you eat ass bro |
| 3 | of the golem |
| 3 | bop don't be sick |
| 38 | sorry |
| 46 | booty eaters unite |
| 43 | I asked that last time is it ever ok to go ass to mouth or let her do it to me |
| 3 | fuck that dirty shit |
| 38 | ive never done it tbf |
| 38 | would i? |
| 38 | perhaps |
| 14 | the love affair is over. |
| 38 | XD |
| 43 | same, its never ok to go ass to mouth all agreed ๐ ๐คฃ ๐ |
| 48 | enjoying yourself bro |
| 38 | self sabotage again |
| 38 | from me |
| 14 | ๐คฃ |
| 3 | ๐ฉ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๐ฉ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๐ฉ |
| 14 | how dare he |
| 14 | what a nasty man |
| 43 | dayyuum |
| 38 | thats fucked up |
| 38 | that mustve been ur sinuses |
| 38 | and a concussion |
| 14 | if they'd serve it |
| 14 | deserve* |
| 38 | i suffered a severe concussion last year, im not sure if i ever fully recovered from it |
| 38 | i hit my head on a railing |
| 3 | bop did u vomit? |
| 14 | judging by some of tonight's comments you may be right bop |
| 14 | oj mate lol |
| 38 | Possibly but a few hours later |
| 38 | but im not sure on that |
| 3 | ever had a seizure??? |
| 38 | its a blur |
| 38 | No |
| 43 | concussion is brain damage, fighters are lucky to come out and still be able to speak |
| 3 | okay u be okay tbf bop |
| 38 | but i had brain fog for like 10 months |
| 38 | it was called post concussion syndrome |
| 3 | fook! brain scans??? |
| 38 | they did a CT scan and said it was fine |
| 3 | that's soo bad bop |
| 38 | but no mri |
| 3 | mate I'm sorry for ya |
| 38 | I dont feel too bad now |
| 3 | good |
| 38 | im not sure if its paranoia |
| 38 | making me think i have lastign effects |
| 38 | could also be my drinking |
| 38 | impossible to say |
| 3 | th8ng is though drinking ain't gonna help nothing. u ever read the books jack mentioned? |
| 14 | how often do you drink bop? |
| 38 | every day |
| 14 | oh really |
| 43 | same |
| 38 | I havent read them, |
| 14 | I drink often but not every day |
| 3 | bop u know jdon read that book and it helped him stop drinking... |
| 38 | I drink 8 cans a day |
| 14 | what is your tipple? |
| 38 | beer |
| 43 | i ussualy start with a glass or 2 of spirits then i start on the beers |
| 3 | aww bop mate. what age r u? |
| 38 | the problem i have itsaname is no matter how much sense someone makes or how much sense i make to myself, it doesnt matter even if i know im doing something dumb i do it anyway |
| 43 | Bop is like me deffo |
| 38 | im 26 |
| 14 | i can relate to that bop tbf |
| 38 | i feel powerless to resist |
| 43 | im 32 bop and still the same mate |
| 43 | same |
| 38 | its tough bro |
| 43 | also a chainsmoker |
| 3 | nah u feelings can change . look at jack! |
| 38 | I simply cannot apply what i know is logical to action |
| 3 | it is gonna be tough. of course bop but we will help u man |
| 38 | im like gollum lool |
| 14 | how long have you been at it to that degree? |
| 38 | 4 years |
| 14 | I've been a big drinker since a teenager |
| 38 | but in total drinking since i was 19 |
| 38 | so 8 years |
| 38 | i had a jaw surgery which traumatized me |
| 3 | jack did u ever see the Dr about drinking? |
| 38 | which is why i drink |
| 14 | I used to smoke week everyday for years too but I've knocked that in the head now |
| 3 | awww bop. I'm sorry about your surgery. |
| 38 | yeah i woke up during it lol |
| 38 | i could hear the buzz saws on my jaw |
| 38 | and it changed my face |
| 38 | and ive never gotten over it |
| 3 | awwwwww bop!!! |
| 3 | have u had taruam counselling? |
| 14 | what helps with me is starting as late as possible don't start drinking til late in the evening and slowly cut down by 1 can at a time |
| 39 | that's alot bop |
| 38 | I havent had any councelling for it no |
| 38 | what i want is my old face back |
| 38 | but thats impossible |
| 14 | must be hard tbf seeing someone in the mirror you don't recognise |
| 38 | yeah bro |
| 38 | thats pretty much iot |
| 38 | it |
| 3 | let's take one step at a time eh bop? decide u wanna create change and decide u want support . let everyone support u. |
| 14 | I kinda had it but to a much smaller degree, I got ran over when I was 15 and had to have skin grafts on my face |
| 43 | i definatly relate to Bop, without the surgery and im older. but good luck man, we're all on our own journey and recovery |
| 38 | thanks guys |
| 38 | yeah thats still tough tho foo |
| 3 | bop u can come to a.time we're drink is in the past. u can. I promise. |
| 43 | id like to go back to 16, 2004 i think for me and i wouldnt fuck up lolol same broo |
| 14 | most people wont be able to tell but my face is much less symmetrical since, wonky nose on one side and eye lid has scar |
| 3 | just cut down for now |
| 43 | 2008* |
| 3 | just cut out 1 can eh? |
| 14 | still a sexy bastard though |
| 38 | it sounds vain but i had like one of those gigachad jawlines before the surgery and after i feel i look too young |
| 38 | and ive noticed how women treat me differently since that |
| 38 | so its done me mentally |
| 43 | grow a beard mate |
| 3 | my x used to complain he was fat and had a bent face. he used to speak with a lisp. I didn't notice. or care... |
| 14 | well on the plus side you look younger which you will appreciate as you get older |
| 38 | Yeah ive had to grow a beard ahahha |
| 43 | same, i dont like the beard but it covers my face.. |
| 3 | beards r cool. the 1st time my x removed his beard I cried like a kid. I was so so shocked. I couldn't recognise him. |
| 38 | Sorry to be so depressing btw guys |
| 38 | dont worry about me |
| 3 | nah bop. u cool .okay. |
| 49 | I have a big schlong is your mother or nan intrested im full of love batter bro |
| 38 | blackbeard |
| 3 | erm...not many celebs have |
| 14 | did you ever watch power? |
| 14 | ghost from power had a perfect beard |
| 49 | Is that a no? |
| 3 | erm mo salah when he has ๐๐๐๐๐๐a beard. he's soooo nice |
| 38 | jason mamoa |
| 3 | oh yeah!! |
| 43 | my beards thin outside the goatie area, they say shave to make it thicker but thats bs its all genetics and testosterone |
| 1 | penis size is the biggest black pill opinions |
| 14 | yeah that's a myth |
| 3 | Yorkshire ripper had a big beard |
| 3 | I'm not sure I can trust bearded men now |
| 43 | pretty thick yh |
| 38 | my beards not very thick but it looks good if i get it trimmed up at the barber |
| 3 | yes it's fick beard jack lol get it groomed man |
| 49 | Youโve got a patchy beard where you have all balls sat on your chin. Ginger Pubes |
| 14 | it's weird how beards actually look fuller when they're trimmed properly |
| 38 | lol yeah |
| 49 | It looks shit you hobo |
| 49 | Chat shit |
| 38 | turkish barbers always do a good job |
| 49 | Talking nana |
| 14 | my beard grow too low it does my head in it's like past my Adams apple almost no gap between beard and chest hair lpl |
| 43 | i have to grow it a couple inches to hide the fact i have no chin and 3 chins at the same time |
| 3 | a good beard is one fist long. no more. |
| 38 | are u overweight frank |
| 43 | yh deffo |
| 38 | same |
| 43 | but most my calories come from beer and midnight snakcing |
| 38 | luckily it doesnt go to my face |
| 38 | yet |
| 38 | lol same |
| 3 | my mates a drinker. he has an exercise bike he uses while watching footy. makes him get slim |
| 3 | bop. u have to remember your the boss. |
| 14 | I was always told I looked older when I was younger and rarely got I.D'd for booze etc and then randomly in my thrites I started getting I.D'd and ppl saying I looked younger ๐คท๐ป |
| 14 | dunno htf that works |
| 38 | did u gain weight |
| 14 | yeah that's what I think it is chubbier face sometimes makes you look older |
| 14 | younger I mean |
| 38 | it can do but it can make you look younger |
| 38 | yeah |
| 38 | it hides ur bone structure |
| 38 | lol tell me about it jack |
| 3 | jack how many times did u try to stop drinking? |
| 43 | yhyh |
| 14 | I was fat as a kid then got to a late teenager last loads of weight and got slimz then got into bodybuilding and got quite muscular and now I'm kinda of in between all of the above lol |
| 1 | a irish potato head |
| 38 | Lol that gives me hope jack |
| 3 | and did going to prison stop u drinking? |
| 3 | limp and deaf? |
| 14 | lol |
| 3 | limp deaf and ๐ฅ |
| 14 | spud head |
| 43 | the thing about jack is he's got nice eyes and hair. he could get some hot chicks if he had the right confidence |
| 3 | ๐๐ |
| 3 | true |
| 43 | 1 in evry 10 mate |
| 38 | yeah jack i think if u had a fresh trim and beard trim u could pull some pretty hot women |
| 38 | especially with ur height |
| 50 | hey jack how are you mate ๐ |
| 3 | you doug |
| 14 | I only seem to attract the water hovels |
| 43 | you try chatting up 10 cute birds youd deffo snag 1 |
| 14 | or complete nutters |
| 3 | how are you doug? |
| 50 | hello @itsaname ๐ |
| 38 | all the women i pull arent ugly or anything i just dont fancy them back |
| 38 | its just unlucky |
| 3 | :hand-pink-waving: |
| 43 | Bop whats your height |
| 50 | im fine how are you @itsaname? |
| 38 | 5'9 |
| 14 | yeah same here too bop I only have ever had girls that like me much more than I do them or vice versa |
| 14 | it's quite sad really |
| 3 | tired now |
| 3 | women always like men more than men like women |
| 38 | someone told me i only go for unavailable women lol |
| 51 | ๐ฉ๐ชGOOD MORNING FROM GERMANY ๐๐ฉ๐ช |
| 38 | i prob have mommy issues |
| 38 | patheticcc |
| 3 | most women end up with women they can care for |
| 43 | we all got mommy issues mate!! LOLOL |
| 38 | loool |
| 3 | my x had megggga mom issues. it was emotional incest |
| 51 | โคHOW OLD ARE YOU โค |
| 3 | big time |
| 14 | I went on a date with a Hungarian girl before who wasn't very attractive and she knew it was quite self depricating... she told me I would like an 8 out of 10 in her country... |
| 38 | what happened itsaname |
| 14 | then she showed me a pic of her sister who was beautiful |
| 1 | I remember a German girl who really wanted to kick me in the balls in the bedroom |
| 50 | lmao |
| 3 | what mother demands her son rings her Dailey while on honeymoon? |
| 52 | where's Bilbo Baggins? |
| 43 | LOL foo |
| 38 | my mum was an alcoholic she used to say she was going down the shop and leave me and my sister for days on end |
| 38 | and wed think shed died or somehting |
| 38 | she even did it on my birthday |
| 3 | what mother stitches her sons initials into their socks? |
| 51 | ๐ 41 is aGOOD AGE ๐ |
| 50 | I've tried going out with women I don't find attractive, and it was just too awkward for me. I felt bad abt it tho. |
| 14 | have you been married before then itsaname? |
| 3 | bop that's harsh mate. u got a passport? |
| 3 | I have koof |
| 38 | No why |
| 14 | same here Doug Garisson |
| 51 | โค WHERE DO YOU FROM โค |
| 14 | it's just a waste of time it never works out |
| 43 | lol u got passport |
| 14 | you can't force attraction |
| 3 | I returned to sender. it felt like his mum was up my arsenal 24 7 |
| 50 | yea I feel bad for ugly chicks ngl. |
| 38 | i support arsenal |
| 14 | didn't you know she was like that before you married him though itsaname? |
| 38 | i feel worse for ugly men |
| 51 | โค ARE YOU TIRED โค |
| 3 | I think hi mum thought I'd married her and her son. so I said fookin keep him. your the only woman that will put him with him. |
| 38 | wow |
| 3 | not really foo. |
| 46 | Hey Jack how's the political situation in Britain now ? Does Nigel Farage have a chance at winning ? Are there still protests and stuff ? |
| 14 | annoying thing with me too is last woman I was seeing was actually very pretty but really overweight and I just am not attracted to obese women without sounding too harsh |
| 43 | im not an incel because i dont bother trying, once i bought a fleshlight a just thought fuck it |
| 53 | shit hogo |
| 14 | I tried but I just knew it wouldn't work |
| 38 | i think my issues stem from my mother being unavailable during childhood, therefore i seek women who are also now unavailable |
| 38 | its pathetic |
| 3 | foo. didn't u take her to the gym with u? |
| 43 | britain is fucked |
| 38 | i dont mind obese women |
| 53 | it's all BS |
| 43 | but lets not talk politics here/.. |
| 3 | it's not pathetic bop. it's natural and to be expected. |
| 53 | all controlled |
| 14 | nah workout from home anyway but that's another thing you can't force, it's hard enough motivating myself |
| 38 | how does one cure that |
| 3 | u don't cure bop. u accept. and love |
| 14 | she didn't want to lose weight anyway she just thought she was "curvy" |
| 38 | i feel unlovable sadly |
| 3 | love all the bits that got abandoned and neglected. be their for yourself bop |
| 3 | well bop we love u |
| 38 | thank u <3 |
| 3 | ask the rest. I often ask where isbop. |
| 14 | awww |
| 43 | Bop hard drugs and hookers for 4 years then youve caghht up to me |
| 3 | jack don't I talk to u about bop??? |
| 46 | read any good books lately jack ? I'm trying to read more I finished the godfather and now I'm reading siddhartha herman hesse |
| 53 | who's banging a fat bird, then? |
| 38 | thanks guys |
| 53 | I just got here |
| 3 | I bet you'd be a good son too if she was nice t u? |
| 3 | hi think ๐ ๐ ๐ |
| 53 | porn don't count |
| 14 | I'm the same bop I've resound myself to the fact I'll be single forever, but I'm not bitter like some, I know it's partly my fault |
| 38 | hard to say hahah |
| 3 | what's the pic hank? |
| 43 | Itsanme, want to be Bops mommy for a night? |
| 38 | id go in with good intentions |
| 43 | sorry guys |
| 43 | lol |
| 3 | bop. try and save some cash and travel. |
| 53 | small dog with a gun |
| 3 | Try that trek maybe? |
| 38 | dont worry guys i havent given up yet |
| 38 | im just drunk and moaning about my life sorry lol |
| 43 | good advice, Bop im same but i never got over my shit, youve still got time |
| 3 | just Try and get some counselling bop. you are deserving. |
| 3 | loads help available loads. and u have a brain. |
| 3 | u ain't a dumb shit. |
| 43 | hey Jack i know you dont watch tv or movies but what are your faverourate shows or films from the past? |
| 38 | looooool |
| 53 | no |
| 3 | lol back for good |
| 38 | where did that come from |
| 38 | thanks itsaname |
| 14 | haha |
| 43 | play it u cunt |
| 14 | wash ya back |
| 3 | what was the Christmas song |
| 39 | bit random jack |
| 53 | lipstick marks on my coffee cup |
| 3 | stay anover day lol |
| 14 | your thinking of east 17 I think itsaname |
| 3 | yeah them lol |
| 38 | eastenders |
| 14 | haha yeah |
| 3 | only fools n horses lol |
| 14 | Rodney |
| 38 | dick and dom |
| 39 | only fools is classic |
| 43 | bottom?? |
| 14 | Royle family |
| 53 | Harry Enfield and chums |
| 3 | hahahah |
| 14 | harry Enfield and chums |
| 50 | seinfeld |
| 14 | fast show was ok but hit and miss |
| 14 | I'll get me coat |
| 53 | hail and pace |
| 3 | oh God the other one erm...what's it called the Asian one |
| 14 | goodness gracious me |
| 43 | young guns?? |
| 3 | goodness gracious me!!! |
| 43 | young ones** |
| 14 | 90's was such a good era for comedy |
| 38 | house of cards uk version |
| 3 | stake and kindness pea! lol |
| 50 | I've never watched any uk sitcoms. I should check them out. |
| 14 | genuinely better than the shite out today |
| 53 | I just watch the old stuff now |
| 38 | i do love downton abbey tbf |
| 53 | loads on Yt |
| 14 | I never really found vicar of dibly funny |
| 38 | very romantic |
| 14 | two pints was great |
| 3 | what was the dove from above! |
| 38 | i liked that jack |
| 38 | and my family |
| 46 | It's interesting how many cultural differences English people from UK and Americans have but we also share more things than most Euro countries do with Americans |
| 14 | shooting stars! |
| 14 | bob Mortimer is funny as fuck |
| 3 | yeah shooting stars |
| 43 | true |
| 3 | bob is hilarious |
| 43 | yh |
| 38 | the office UK |
| 14 | hit and miss tbf shooting stars |
| 43 | 100 |
| 14 | Vic reeves I never found funny but bob is piss funny |
| 14 | the office fat Keith appraisal it one of the funniest scenes ever from the office |
| 3 | have u seen the Arab version of the office??? omg it's mental |
| 43 | lol |
| 38 | loool yes koff |
| 38 | lol what |
| 14 | put in in YouTube it's brilliant |
| 38 | an arab version |
| 38 | no way |
| 38 | is it the same comedy style |
| 3 | yes way I was in stiches |
| 3 | madness |
| 38 | looool that sounds like a fever dream |
| 43 | gotta go to bet but good seeing yall |
| 3 | yes same everthing |
| 43 | bed* |
| 38 | bye m |
| 14 | later Frank |
| 3 | night night Frank:hand-pink-waving: |
| 38 | goodnight |
| 54 | your drywall is too low mate |
| 3 | seriously u gota watch the Arab one. but it's got sub titles man |
| 14 | the dad with the gay son |
| 3 | now who's funny?? |
| 38 | do they do the little looks into the cameras |
| 14 | from Enfield funny as fuck |
| 38 | and shit |
| 53 | a good comedian, micky Flanagan if you need cheering up |
| 38 | lol i like micky flanagan |
| 38 | do you wanna come in my house |
| 3 | I used to love that other one. with the 2 house mates and big hands. |
| 14 | went Brent goes on a blind date in the office was funny as fk too |
| 38 | one of my teachers showed that sketch in my school |
| 3 | the episode where those kids hassle him. |
| 14 | yeah that's a good bit tbf about the coming in my 'ouse |
| 3 | what's it called??? |
| 38 | my favourite one Foo Koff was when he does the stand up in the meeting and one of them says something innapropriate and he goes 'get out.' |
| 53 | he got me through some dark times |
| 14 | hahaha yeah that was good nall |
| 3 | what's it called guys??? |
| 14 | I never really found the obvious ones funny like the famous silly dance |
| 3 | help me out |
| 14 | it was the subtle bits that were the best |
| 38 | Lool yeah |
| 53 | I've been off the booze for 1.5 years now, bop. |
| 53 | helps loads |
| 3 | it was on channel 4... ohh the peep show!!! |
| 55 | bovaer |
| 3 | that's ace @hank.marvin |
| 38 | Loool peep show |
| 38 | epic |
| 14 | yeah peep show was good tbf I never really liked it at the time but I watched it recently and I enjoyed it |
| 38 | @hank.marvin well done mate |
| 3 | peep show was ace. |
| 14 | that's what I mean though sitcoms I thought were shit back in the day are still so much better than the shit today |
| 55 | alf garnet |
| 53 | thanks all |
| 55 | her |
| 3 | alf garnet! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ |
| 3 | rising damp |
| 3 | mind your language |
| 55 | some mothers do have them |
| 14 | itsaname can you Believe garnet was only 40! in real life when that was first filmed |
| 3 | a bygone erra |
| 14 | or early forties |
| 3 | nooo u srious only 40? |
| 14 | yeah Google it |
| 53 | my brother has autism he loves Harry Enfield |
| 3 | wow seems 6o at least |
| 53 | you can hear him laughing down the street |
| 38 | loool |
| 3 | rising damp was funny |
| 14 | the gay son one was quality. his sons bf says he doesn'tike football and he says what's the matter you a poof ot something ๐ |
| 14 | wouldn't be allowed today |
| 14 | or* |
| 53 | bloody nice bloke |
| 3 | what's the other one with the shop. cartwright with a stamer |
| 3 | who's funny now??? |
| 14 | my dad loved rising damp |
| 14 | and faulty towers |
| 3 | what's worth watching now? nothin |
| 14 | now comedians are funny now |
| 3 | aww faulty towers |
| 53 | we watched kevin and Perry go large the other night, it was a blast from the past |
| 14 | has anyone ever tried to watch that Emily Attack show? it's genuinely the worst thing I've ever seen it's actually hard to stop watching because it's so cringe worthy |
| 3 | hmm mo gilligan was |
| 14 | hank so did I a few weeks ago lol |
| 14 | don't find him funny |
| 3 | erm Jim Davidson was never funny |
| 38 | theres some good scottish comedy shows |
| 14 | my old man liked jasper |
| 53 | nah, if it's modern, I don't watch it |
| 38 | limmys show is good |
| 3 | omg jasper carrot |
| 14 | I never really watch JD |
| 14 | I never found chubby Brown funny |
| 3 | what's the guy with the face |
| 14 | didn't get it |
| 3 | he used to do impressions |
| 38 | every man ever |
| 14 | ha bop Limmy is mint |
| 14 | niche Limmy is not many ppl know him |
| 38 | lool |
| 38 | legend |
| 14 | his "home-made" show wasn't as good as limmys show but still watchable |
| 38 | yeah agreed |
| 14 | the laptop sketch was the best |
| 38 | ahaahha |
| 53 | lol yeah |
| 38 | i was about to say that |
| 14 | gis yet laptop |
| 38 | where he smashes his bonce in |
| 38 | with it |
| 3 | ain't milk brilliant! |
| 38 | ahahhahha |
| 38 | yes |
| 14 | hahaha yeah man |
| 38 | his improvs are pretty funny |
| 38 | some of them |
| 53 | little Britain |
| 14 | ah proper yeah Craig lol |
| 3 | nah little Brian was sick. tbh |
| 14 | do you watch him on twitch? |
| 38 | have u seen the one where the guy goes on work experience in the barrows |
| 38 | sometimes |
| 3 | little Britain was erm sick. |
| 14 | not sure bop tbh |
| 38 | lol look it up |
| 38 | its funny af |
| 14 | it usually ends in extreme violence |
| 14 | his improvs |
| 38 | it did |
| 38 | kind of hahhaa |
| 14 | haha |
| 3 | nothing on TV now to watch |
| 3 | waxh |
| 53 | dancing on ice lol |
| 38 | itsaname have u ever been on youtube |
| 14 | another good sketch from limmys show is when he tells a joke and it doesn't land, and then a few weeks later he tells the same joke to the same ppl and they burst out laughing |
| 38 | ahahhahahha |
| 38 | yeah |
| 3 | might watch eastenders if I remember |
| 14 | I've been in that exact situation a few times and its baffling |
| 38 | gotta take a little time |
| 14 | hahaha |
| 38 | I gottta take a little time |
| 14 | oveeeer |
| 38 | to think things ovowww |
| 14 | haha |
| 3 | used to |
| 53 | eastenders will depress you |
| 14 | EastEnders is so embarrassingly shit now |
| 53 | stopped watching it in 2016 |
| 3 | TV was made everyone sit in a room together. |
| 14 | it was genuinely good back in the day |
| 38 | when i grew up phil used to be my idol |
| 38 | i used to roll into the playground |
| 38 | and act like phil |
| 38 | running the square |
| 14 | Phil and Grant were legends |
| 53 | it's bad for you to watch that shit, monkey see, monkey do |
| 38 | harry hills tv burp |
| 3 | even the queen watched coronation street |
| 38 | was quality |
| 38 | anyone remember that |
| 3 | hill used to be a GP u know? |
| 3 | over Harry hill |
| 14 | yeah TV burp was so silly but it was funny |
| 38 | lool i think i did hear that |
| 3 | loved*** |
| 53 | partly why society is so f**ked uo |
| 3 | remember Mr blobby |
| 3 | novels Edmonds |
| 14 | Harry Hill was good friends with Sean lock apparently |
| 3 | villa black |
| 14 | i really liked Sean locke I was genuinely sad when he died |
| 3 | cilla black |
| 14 | ha Limmy loves a bit of cilla |
| 3 | I'm sad locke is gone |
| 46 | i guess youtube has kinda replaced tv |
| 56 | Do you support trump |
| 3 | my dad fancied cilla black |
| 53 | I was blaring out surprise surprise the other night |
| 14 | yeah blind date was good |
| 14 | again Saturday night TV was so much better |
| 3 | what's was the other one with the screens? |
| 14 | big break, generation game, blind date, price is right etc |
| 14 | the moment of truth was good nall |
| 53 | Mr warp speed nah not a chance |
| 3 | u know the londoner? |
| 46 | I'm getting mixed signals from trump with all this wild stuff about annexing canada and greenland, etc but hope he can deliver on the key issues of economy and immigration |
| 3 | dusty bin |
| 14 | bullseye |
| 3 | ๐ฏ |
| 53 | button moon |
| 3 | where a guy from an estate could go home with a speed boat ๐ฏ |
| 3 | awww button moon |
| 14 | yeah lol |
| 14 | have a look at what you could've won |
| 3 | omg bedel it's his fault!!! |
| 14 | a lil bit before my time that was |
| 46 | he wants to buy greenland from denmark or pay it's citizens to join usa and also has suggested canada becoming new state and also taking back panama canal |
| 53 | good luck, lots of Indians in Canada |
| 3 | bedel was a special guy u know. |
| 3 | watch the documentary on Jersey bedel |
| 3 | f |
| 10 | 2*6*ChwKGkNOX3p3dWJSLTRvREZTSUoxZ0Fka1gwaE5B |
| 38 | any snooker men in the chat |
| 14 | just me I think |
| 3 | Jeremy bedal invented peak time TV |
| 14 | another comp Ronnie pulled out of... the masters I called it. he's gonna retire soon |
| 53 | I like playing bop but don't watch it on TV |
| 3 | that show were he was under cover |
| 38 | ronnie shall return |
| 14 | I played last night |
| 38 | in some level of form |
| 14 | for how long though |
| 38 | i was pissed mark selby lost to allen |
| 14 | be a sad day when he retires |
| 38 | i just wanna see one more world title |
| 38 | i quite like robertson as well |
| 38 | i support him |
| 3 | omg the cook report Roger cook. he uncovered Internet pedos before the UK government did |
| 53 | 4 channels of shit |
| 14 | you know I've barely watched it, I don't k ke why but for some reason I just haven't been able to get up for the masters this year and not because Ronnie pulled out either |
| 38 | it hasnt been the best quality tbf |
| 14 | I've recorded all of it but not watched it |
| 38 | a lot of scrappy snooker |
| 3 | Roger cook had. all. he found grooming gangs b4 the rest. |
| 38 | its good in a wya |
| 38 | way |
| 38 | the tactical battles |
| 14 | the UK championship was terrible nall |
| 38 | snooker jack |
| 14 | really low quality snooker |
| 14 | I can't stand watching Selby if I'm honest |
| 14 | I like Allen |
| 3 | Roger cook do u think he knew about Jimmy Savile??? |
| 38 | haha |
| 38 | i dont know what it is about allen |
| 38 | but he annoys me |
| 38 | i feel like selby is the james bond of snooker |
| 14 | I'm like that with Murphy I hate the cnt but he's great to watch tbf |
| 14 | got a great cue actuon |
| 38 | loool so many people hate murphy |
| 14 | action* |
| 38 | if you go on reddit |
| 38 | the snooker reddit hate him |
| 3 | he was!! |
| 53 | I used to be able to go out with my mates ice skating, go to the cinema and get a McDonald's all for ยฃ5. that was my Saturdays entertainment |
| 14 | I know most snooker players do nall even Allen now they used to be good friends |
| 3 | I used to frap a movie for 2.50 on a Tuesday |
| 3 | grap** |
| 38 | he is a bit smug |
| 3 | I need a bank loan to go movies now |
| 38 | but i like his style in a game |
| 38 | and i think hes decent on commentary |
| 14 | i love Hendry as a pundit I do |
| 14 | I think he's the best |
| 38 | yeah same |
| 38 | him and taylor |
| 38 | are my favs |
| 3 | a 5 ain't bus fair now mate |
| 14 | I think Murphy is ok on coms but he talks too much |
| 14 | yeah I like Taylor he's a legend |
| 53 | one day travel card was 2.50 |
| 38 | lol someone recorded every word the commentators said in one game |
| 14 | I fucking hate and I mean HATE David Hendon on commentary |
| 38 | and |
| 3 | night all |
| 3 | :hand-pink-waving::hand-pink-waving::hand-pink-waving::hand-pink-waving: |
| 38 | murphy said like 2000 more words tha nthe rest |
| 38 | farewell jack |
| 3 | ight bop |
| 53 | night bud |
| 14 | ha that doesn't surprise me |
| 38 | bye itsaname |
| 3 | ๐ |
| 14 | night people |
| 3 | nigh foo |
| 53 | take care all |
| 14 | can I get a kiss too itsaname |
| 38 | ๐ |
| 10 | 0*1 |