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| 0 | how you doing? |
| 1 | can you add on facebook i have sent request |
| 1 | hi |
| 1 | good to talk |
| 2 | :hand-pink-waving: |
| 1 | i like that your streaming same time as western decline |
| 1 | take all his viewers |
| 2 | dev pike is Indian. |
| 1 | take them all off him the cvlown |
| 2 | 🤣 |
| 1 | yes jokes na dlightnesss |
| 1 | and lightness is key |
| 3 | said hi |
| 2 | yo @ Foo Koof |
| 2 | how are we doing? |
| 3 | I'm alright thanks are you? |
| 4 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 1 | oh no the knocked out indian man |
| 3 | yeah Strickland got banged |
| 0 | he says some funny stuff Sean strickland, but I think he's a bit unhinged also on the mic |
| 3 | decision tbf |
| 2 | I'm confused koof. I have a new phone. it's not working. the phone technician said it is "black listed"... |
| 3 | he wasn't Indian |
| 3 | no idea about that itsaname sorry lol |
| 2 | it's really annoying...but o well... |
| 2 | I could beat khabib. |
| 2 | I'd feed him. I think that would work? |
| 0 | resilience and humility but with fire in you is key |
| 3 | I might be thinking of a different fight if it was on the prelims |
| 3 | there was another fight on the main card that was over in about 30 seconds too |
| 0 | you just gotta hurle yourself at the competition until it sticks. then it's like evolution, it evolves over time |
| 5 | "tisson is as tisson does" 🤔 |
| 2 | yo Tommy! how was your weekend? |
| 5 | dricus du plecis is fucking good jack |
| 5 | hard bastard |
| 1 | how many indians to one ogre |
| 0 | he's huge |
| 5 | yo yo yo itsa ! 💥 |
| 1 | does ddp have bbc |
| 2 | ☕ |
| 1 | lool |
| 5 | haha dev |
| 3 | yeah he's good he's not as technically skilled a some others but he just seems to get the job done |
| 0 | it's him and khamzat now |
| 1 | why does it take 10 indian manlets to take down 1 ogre |
| 5 | he's got that Boer warrior spirit |
| 4 | 2*6*ChwKGkNPV1ZxSlBTdDRzREZSNHYxZ0FkUVUwVENR |
| 0 | @Dev Pike why? |
| 1 | lol jack will answer in good time |
| 2 | ^ 🤔 |
| 0 | isn't Boer a derogatory slurr? |
| 2 | 🤦🏻♀ |
| 0 | yeh Holland, like Bas Rutten. scary dude |
| 5 | the boer war |
| 5 | not that I'm aware kirat |
| 5 | gerry coetze |
| 6 | Hello |
| 0 | could it also be just living in Southnasfirca, harsh climate and they just have to adapt and evolve? |
| 6 | Went for a roast dinner carvery |
| 2 | @J Don yo |
| 2 | nice. |
| 5 | corey sanders was a well-respected Heavyweight |
| 6 | £52 for me Mrs and two kids prices are stupid |
| 2 | I fancy fried chicken. 🐔 🐥 |
| 5 | Frans botha another hard bastard |
| 2 | omg that's alot Don |
| 3 | that's mad priced for a carvery |
| 7 | Hey can I have a shoutout? |
| 2 | ^ hi |
| 0 | has to be |
| 2 | 🤣🤪 |
| 5 | DDP was very academic also and seems to be in control of himself |
| 2 | dreaming |
| 0 | how would he fair against Khamzat now |
| 8 | Hey can I have a shoutout? |
| 3 | sad bastards |
| 9 | Jack time for a skin fade |
| 2 | the guys r back! |
| 5 | hey Hugh! 🤣 |
| 6 | Huge g reaction |
| 6 | Have you cut hair???? |
| 0 | breed winners if your a loser through your kids. well thats my long term thinking anyways |
| 0 | as long as the fire still is there and you have humility |
| 6 | 315000 house put 70k down it’s still 1300 a month over 30 years |
| 10 | evening jack n chat |
| 11 | You from the UK |
| 2 | yo @TB How's ur weekend been? |
| 10 | good itsaname, how about you? |
| 1 | but is it TOO EASY FOR THE "WINNERS" this is the problem i have with "society" |
| 2 | I bought a phone and it's turned out tb blacklisted @TB |
| 1 | eg "society" seems geared towards the "winners" |
| 10 | what does that mean, was it stolen itsaname? |
| 1 | truth from jack tisson |
| 1 | yet again |
| 0 | but if he did say that about Khabib, I'd imagine the Indian diaspora would come down hard on him. I don't know how to explain, I'm indian and I could tell you that |
| 10 | what characterises a winner and loser? |
| 2 | maybe @TB ITS FREAKED.ME OUT TBH |
| 1 | jack refers to the "winners" in a black pills sense eg for a man tall and over 6/10 face etc chad |
| 10 | ok, so only winners in a bodily sense dev? |
| 6 | Question Jack!! My girlfriends children are badly behaved when we go for meal and makes me embarrassed sometimes what should I do |
| 2 | @J Don. distract them from their boredom. |
| 1 | @TB look around who are the male managers you see what do they mostly look like |
| 10 | J Don not to be funny but why isn't your girlfriend teaching them about behaviour? |
| 1 | the look is the attainment in business |
| 0 | Man I wouldn't know either except talk to her in private maybe about it @J Don |
| 9 | Jack you have been put in charge of the uk tomorrow what you doing first thing |
| 12 | ever play skyrim? |
| 2 | best way with kids is t be silly which j don can do |
| 1 | good question @Tyler Joe he should be PM |
| 6 | Yeah that’s it, but sometimes they just decide to be crazy 😂😂😂 |
| 1 | @Frank Black he is the lead character in skyrim the end boss is jack tisson |
| 0 | random Q, do you like lamb more or less than beef/chicken? |
| 2 | count to 10. or else they have put their hands on their head? |
| 10 | HAHA dismantle the whole thing 😆 |
| 10 | jack would dismantle the whole thing, with his bare fists 👊 |
| 9 | would you be a trump type |
| 1 | the first move i would do is deport starmer with immediate effect |
| 0 | Whatifalthist is a good YouTube channel about this, but some of it is beyond me intellectually |
| 10 | they would speak of jack in years to come as the speak of stalin now |
| 10 | somebody would write a book "when an ogre gains power" |
| 6 | Does it make me subhuman to be a farther figure to kids that’s ain’t mine |
| 2 | what?^^ |
| 10 | would all the chads be made to clean toilets? |
| 13 | ahh red beard! |
| 13 | said hi |
| 13 | good to see ya |
| 0 | Do you mean the YouTube algorithm would stop your channel? I remember you did speak a little before a long time ago |
| 1 | yes tisson needs to reverse the order chads at the bottom unable to gain mangerial positions and incels at the top promoted to the top in quick speed |
| 3 | would you still use piss pots? |
| 1 | the piss pot would be front and centre in the house of parliament |
| 6 | Thanks mate |
| 4 | 2*6*ChwKGkNKbm5rdmJWdDRzREZaMEoxZ0Fkb0Z3MFdn |
| 2 | would u give me a job jack? |
| 2 | would u give me a job jack? |
| 10 | if they are generally good kids J don, why not help em out? |
| 9 | jack why do you get so many skanks in bnm? |
| 10 | jack would make chad clean out his pizz pots |
| 1 | lol @TB |
| 6 | Yeah that’s it mate !!! You’re bang on there!!!! That’s what I thought |
| 10 | he would kick them over in front of their face and they would be forced to mop it up |
| 2 | where is evil_bop?? |
| 1 | the problem is these incels are "fake" alphas the position is totally fake just online but in the real world they are nothing |
| 1 | and hold no power no cards nothing |
| 14 | Yo - walking home from the pub in the pissing rain |
| 10 | sounds a little bitter though dev, are there any good chads in your opinion...noble chads? |
| 2 | yo @turbolinx |
| 1 | you joined the right stream @turbolinx |
| 0 | but generally don't people invest in those closest to them genetically? Edward Dutton did a vid on this |
| 14 | Yo Itsaname |
| 14 | Dev pike - what’s the stream? |
| 1 | @TB you sound like the incels yer bitter bro chat to some chads see how much you like them |
| 10 | have you ever filled a pisspot in the pissing rain turbolinx? |
| 2 | good weekend @turbolinx |
| 14 | I might need to on the way home… |
| 10 | i think some chads are good people, some are handsome inside and out |
| 2 | 🤦🏻♀ |
| 1 | @turbolinx a live stream with an ogre dispensing facts, stick around and you will learn the secrets of the universe |
| 6 | Just trying to be a good man and help my girlfriend and do my best, I’ve got no ego now so it’s somthing I’m prepared to do |
| 10 | sperg operatives you mean |
| 9 | Jack you strike me as the reebok classics type |
| 14 | @dev pike - excellent 👍🏻 the truth comes in the most unexpected places |
| 1 | what about doc martin i can see jack rocking some big fat doc martins |
| 2 | lol reebok |
| 1 | @Tyler Joe |
| 3 | anyone remember Rockport boots? they were the bollocks back in the day |
| 2 | like kickers foo |
| 1 | what did they look like |
| 10 | I can see Jack wearing some of those platform boots like rod stewart wore in the 70s |
| 14 | Has the sun gone or something? Is it still around? |
| 2 | like elvis. |
| 1 | why would jack wear platforms lol he would be 6 foot 8 in those |
| 2 | it's lefts the UK. cost of living @@turbolinx |
| 10 | that is why dev to tower over everyone and assert his dominance |
| 1 | the irony is the incel types HAVE NEVER BRED THEMSELVES |
| 14 | @itsaname - yeah it’s prob for rent… and there ain’t no money left |
| 2 | it's not wasting energy on uk |
| 1 | ed dutton has a power bottom |
| 9 | Jack why do supermarket security guards look bored to death |
| 2 | I was talking to this one guy who told me he thought that the sun is an LED @ @turbolinx |
| 0 | General rule with exceptions |
| 10 | it is more typical for northern europeans to welcome strangers more than other peoples |
| 2 | jack. please could we have lives earlier on please? could we have a pole? |
| 10 | other places very kin based |
| 0 | @TB I think that's because its been conditioned into society here |
| 10 | true kirat but apparently in the past it held true, like before modern age |
| 14 | lol @itsaname - I have heard rumours the moon is not natural… |
| 2 | 🤦🏻♀ |
| 0 | enforcement of a behaviour I mean @TB. but also in the past they didn't have aeroplanes and so a huge number of completely different people couldn't have made it here |
| 2 | good and bad in each walk of life. I'm not sure about incels though... |
| 0 | as in you'd be limited by transport right |
| 10 | true kirat obviously there are strong external factors now, in the past the stranger was far more likely to be a distant cousin or something |
| 15 | Reebok is not the same since Adidas bought them, quality has gone down hill. |
| 2 | jack would make a good elvis |
| 0 | @TB yeh agree |
| 15 | Everyone was wearing Reebok Classics in the 90's |
| 3 | they seem to be making a comeback |
| 10 | classics are very comfy |
| 3 | well saying that I've never actually seen anyone wearing them lol but noticed them in shops etc |
| 2 | chwvs wore reebok |
| 3 | nah Reebok classics was before the term "chav" |
| 2 | skallys |
| 2 | skalies* |
| 3 | thanks I had some haha |
| 2 | lol so did i |
| 2 | paid 30 quid for em |
| 15 | Chavs wear Nike and Adidas, they also wear the tracksuits |
| 2 | student clober |
| 2 | tracksuits they would wear in prison |
| 2 | or northface |
| 2 | Nike are comfy |
| 3 | I've done a 360 tbh stopped wearing trackies for years when got to late teens and going out to pubs/clubs... but now I don't really go out so gone back to the old "chavy" clobber |
| 0 | fleeces are good, that's literally all I wear now |
| 2 | I'd hate to walk down the Rd with a guy in a tracksuit |
| 15 | You won't find me in Sports Direct or JD Sports. |
| 2 | fleece are life. lol |
| 10 | yeah tbh i don't wear trackies as a grown adult |
| 2 | I'm in love with my new velvet pj's.! |
| 15 | I've never worn a tracksuit outside |
| 3 | ah that's me and you never going anywhere to then itsaname 😔 lol |
| 10 | i think if you dress well people respect you more as a default |
| 2 | aww well maybe if u wear them under baby jeans that's okay lol foo |
| 2 | ^fact |
| 3 | I don't judge what other ppl west tbh I couldn't give e a fuck |
| 10 | people in trackies get disrespect as default |
| 3 | wear* |
| 16 | Wagwan battymen |
| 2 | I want to look good for my spouse. so he should for me too |
| 2 | yo bop! miss u |
| 16 | hey babe |
| 3 | depends where your going |
| 3 | you bop |
| 2 | 😊☕ |
| 16 | hey bro |
| 3 | how's it going |
| 2 | bop when u taking me out?? |
| 16 | im good thanks, im ordering some food hehe |
| 16 | yesterday itsaname |
| 2 | awww at this time?? |
| 3 | bop don't turn up in a tracksuit whatever you do lol |
| 2 | lol |
| 16 | im gonna dress as jack |
| 2 | or a hoody |
| 16 | im wearing a hood rn |
| 3 | I bet bop wheres trackies sometimes |
| 2 | hahhahaha with a mask of him? |
| 16 | and stilts |
| 2 | jack dresses okay... |
| 2 | stilts lol |
| 16 | i do foo koff |
| 2 | what about cowboy 🤠 boots 👢 |
| 16 | i mainly wear cargo trousers |
| 16 | im currently wearing some green adidas trainers |
| 2 | I like cargos |
| 3 | I like cargos tbf |
| 16 | indeed |
| 16 | they are comfortable |
| 2 | I'm wearing pink paisley velvet pj's! love em. |
| 2 | wtf jack!!! |
| 16 | epic |
| 2 | 😣 |
| 2 | that's horrifying! |
| 10 | what happens outside your workspace if nothing to do with you, as some girlbleeds out on the steps of the club....sorry luv, not my lookout 😆 |
| 5 | jack you should get jheri curls |
| 3 | how many beers down are you bop? |
| 5 | or a boogie fade |
| 16 | 3 |
| 5 | boosie |
| 2 | omg jack |
| 3 | nice |
| 16 | u? |
| 3 | I've not had anything since Wednesday tbh |
| 16 | nice |
| 3 | hard though |
| 2 | koof that's really really good man! |
| 16 | stay strong brother |
| 3 | on the tango |
| 2 | be proud off u. big time!!! |
| 3 | cheers peeps |
| 9 | Jack why is their so many gay sots in the uk |
| 4 | 2*6*ChwKGkNJam9yWWpidDRzREZlQUgxZ0FkUEdNdXpR |
| 0 | I find the gate jumpers on the trains anoyying but the staff don't do much. police are only there during peak times |
| 16 | im on the holsten pills |
| 2 | stay the boss man! koof |
| 3 | I used to drink holsten |
| 9 | jack why is their so many gay spots in uk |
| 2 | ^^🤔🤔🤔 |
| 2 | good question mate |
| 10 | does it make choosing one harder tyler? |
| 3 | you ever had wheat beer bop? |
| 16 | my trackies are my pyjamas |
| 16 | loooool |
| 16 | no what is that |
| 2 | good bop |
| 3 | I don't want to encourage you but I like wheat beer, just a different style |
| 16 | what brands are wheat beer |
| 3 | Franziskaner, Erdinger, blue moon |
| 16 | ah yeah ive had blue moon |
| 16 | its quite nice |
| 16 | very different flavour |
| 3 | I love blue moon |
| 16 | they gave me a slice of orange with it |
| 3 | yeah it's nothinglike lager |
| 2 | jack what have u eaten today? |
| 3 | yeah same lol it is a bit orangy anyway |
| 0 | you read pretty fast lol |
| 2 | are incells gay? |
| 3 | I made myself a chicken dinner with my own Yorkshire pudding today |
| 3 | lovley |
| 16 | Nice |
| 2 | I love Chinese. it's the one thing I can't cook |
| 16 | i had steak with wedges and peas |
| 17 | got a bit of a shiner there Jack, been out rousting? lol |
| 3 | nice I love steak |
| 2 | why did she get hit? |
| 16 | hows your diet going jack |
| 2 | who hits a woman for no reason. wtf 4 times!!! that's rage!!! |
| 16 | i was smoking a bong once and this girl elbowed it into my mouth |
| 0 | what happened in the end? did you have to report it or something? |
| 16 | i wanted to punch her for that |
| 16 | but i didnt |
| 2 | I had salmon and veg today |
| 16 | i jsut said to her if you do it again i will |
| 14 | @itsaname that’s very healthy |
| 3 | I had a girl punch me on the nose before for fighting in her aunt's house |
| 2 | omg elbow. y? knob |
| 3 | was a good punch tbh |
| 16 | we were drinking in a tent, and she put a beer cap on her forehead |
| 2 | I try to be healthy but I love crisps...cryptonite. |
| 16 | so i flicked it off lol |
| 16 | then like 30 seconds later she elbowed the bong into my mouth |
| 9 | Jack UK prisons dos and donts |
| 3 | I never liked smoking with a bong |
| 2 | that's sad mate |
| 3 | only spliff for me |
| 2 | I confiscated a bong coz this guy stole my mates phone. |
| 2 | he gave it back in exchange |
| 14 | Shame about that boxer who died |
| 2 | I took the bong and the PlayStation too |
| 2 | that's soo sad @@turbolinx |
| 14 | Yeah awful |
| 14 | Feel sorry for the other fighter |
| 2 | shocking loss fir his family |
| 2 | drugs equal organised crime. trafficking and g uns |
| 3 | which boxer died? was it in the middle of fight? |
| 2 | Irish guy |
| 14 | Cooney - stopped in the 9th I think. Passed away a week later |
| 14 | Yeah northern Irish |
| 15 | Jack, did you have to share a sell? |
| 2 | 😣 |
| 3 | FFS man shame |
| 2 | what's the aim of the beard jack,? |
| 2 | grizzly Adams |
| 3 | downwards I'd say |
| 16 | the 'aim' lol |
| 16 | Lol. |
| 16 | downwards |
| 16 | good one |
| 15 | Grosberger |
| 3 | lol |
| 9 | jack would you dirty protest if you had to |
| 17 | it like prison "culture" here in the US. gangland bullshit has been fetishized to hell and back |
| 16 | id get some snooker balls in a sock like on scum |
| 16 | im the daddy now |
| 3 | haha |
| 3 | back grass |
| 2 | hmm for how long ^ |
| 16 | loooool |
| 16 | well carry on.. |
| 3 | I said back shithead |
| 3 | hahah |
| 2 | who's the daddy? 👨 |
| 3 | me and my cousin quote that film all the time |
| 3 | not a lot of people no there's actually 2 versions of scum |
| 15 | Did you have to put up a front, so to speak? |
| 16 | oh yeah true, ive seen both |
| 16 | the first one isnt that good |
| 2 | scums a horrid film |
| 3 | ha mint |
| 16 | its alright |
| 3 | I've got them on dvd |
| 16 | i love the greenhouse scene |
| 2 | clockwork orange is sick |
| 16 | xD |
| 3 | yeah the second one is deffo better |
| 3 | I bet you do you dirty bastard |
| 16 | i love clockwork orange |
| 14 | I imagine you need to find allies |
| 16 | such a good film |
| 2 | ^fact |
| 3 | David threlfall aka frank Gallagher from shameless plays archer |
| 17 | a bit of the old ultraviolence lol |
| 16 | what the fuck |
| 3 | never seen clockwork orange |
| 16 | is that in the main film? |
| 2 | watch it koof!! |
| 3 | nah in the first one |
| 15 | A Clockwork Orange is one of my favourite books, I prefer it to the film. |
| 3 | there's a few different actors than in the main one |
| 16 | Oh yeah i remember that |
| 16 | i jsut googled it |
| 2 | @evil_bop I want a cup of tea please. |
| 16 | my fav part of clockwork orange is where they are driving through the country side at night cackling |
| 3 | I was just debating making a tea myself but decaf lol |
| 16 | would you like sugar |
| 15 | No one tried to intimidate you? |
| 2 | decaf is fine. black 1 sugar ta |
| 3 | I need to try and watch clockwork orange |
| 14 | What to do in prison if you’re a small beta male? |
| 2 | please watch it koof |
| 14 | How do you survive? |
| 16 | its amazing |
| 2 | bend over ^ |
| 9 | Jack would you interview Charles Bronson |
| 2 | lol ^ |
| 16 | decaf tea is a disgrace! |
| 3 | bop you ever seen bad boys? |
| 3 | not the will smith film |
| 18 | welcome to the chill out zones |
| 15 | I thought that Charles Bronson film was shit, Chopper was much better. |
| 17 | made in britain is another good "youths" film. the main character reminds me of some of my best buds growin up lol |
| 3 | Sean Penn |
| 2 | gree tea is better with a cardamom pod |
| 16 | Nah i havent seen that |
| 18 | 🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹 |
| 18 | 🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹 |
| 3 | ah mate try and get it |
| 18 | chill out zone welcome cunts |
| 2 | cardamom makes tea nicer |
| 18 | 🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹 |
| 3 | great film it's a bit like an American scum |
| 16 | ill try and find it online |
| 16 | i might watch it tonight |
| 16 | jack do you think your size made it easier for you |
| 3 | I only drink decaf tea in the evening btw so it don't keep me up and you know what I can barely tell the difference |
| 16 | i mean it must have |
| 2 | the Turkish guy with the trey jack |
| 16 | jack did you ever cook food in a kettle |
| 2 | 🤦🏻♀ |
| 3 | did you ever have toilet wine? |
| 2 | did anyone hear about the prison warden who screwd an inmate? |
| 2 | she got 15 months inside! |
| 3 | yeah itsaname I watched it |
| 16 | he got 30 seconds inside |
| 16 | XD |
| 2 | 🤮🤦🏻♀ |
| 16 | looooool |
| 2 | did she her outfit at court? |
| 3 | my mate had it in his phone and showed me lol |
| 2 | did u see** |
| 3 | nah |
| 3 | did she look fit? |
| 2 | she wore a liatard to court lol |
| 3 | nice |
| 2 | with her boob's on show |
| 2 | she don't give a shit! |
| 14 | She’ll get a celebrity contract on love island |
| 2 | true turbo |
| 3 | haha |
| 19 | was up people |
| 2 | bop would u be a prison warden? |
| 16 | now you get some coal dust rubbed on those marks |
| 19 | sunday blues again |
| 9 | Jack can you talk about Bronson |
| 2 | yo @calm walks |
| 19 | boring old monday soon |
| 16 | maybe |
| 19 | repeat the process again nine tio fi ve bullshit |
| 16 | ive thought about it |
| 2 | I'm looking forward to Monday |
| 16 | why |
| 2 | do it bop! |
| 16 | id be corrupt |
| 14 | Yeah - sod work. Live your life |
| 2 | why not easy money mate |
| 16 | i wouldnt call it easy |
| 3 | bop would be like Jim fenner from bad girls |
| 19 | 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚭🚭🚭 |
| 19 | your dad allows you smoke in house |
| 2 | my mates a prison warden and she loves it. says its not as hard as working in the nursery |
| 19 | you have smoke decetor |
| 16 | is it a male prison |
| 2 | womens |
| 16 | interesting |
| 16 | prime tisson |
| 2 | jack can I cut your hair. |
| 2 | ? |
| 16 | jack i reckon you should get a mullet |
| 16 | youd look hard |
| 19 | was your plans for monday |
| 2 | lol he already does |
| 16 | a faded mullet |
| 2 | the more depraved u r the more TV will have u |
| 19 | nealry at 1 k |
| 19 | another 300 |
| 19 | be good |
| 15 | If you think about it, there has been quite a lot of good films revolved around life in prison. |
| 19 | like and share guys |
| 19 | like and share |
| 16 | jack would you go through transition surgery to become a woman for 2 million pounds |
| 19 | 💻💻💻💻💻💻💻 |
| 2 | the green mile! |
| 3 | bop I remember we were talking about comedies a while ago, did I ask if you've ever watched "Hello ladies" with Stephen Merchant |
| 16 | loooool |
| 2 | nah not 2 mill. maybe 100 mill |
| 15 | Midnight Express |
| 16 | Lol nah whats that about |
| 2 | what's the one with the accountant? |
| 15 | Stir Crazy |
| 15 | Cool Hand Luke |
| 2 | .^ace movi |
| 16 | wait youve met bronson? |
| 15 | Shawshank |
| 2 | escape from.alacatraz |
| 3 | it's quality mate try and get it if you can, Stephen Merchant basically playing a similar version of himself trying to get a woman and constantly failing but it's funny man |
| 2 | shawshank!!! |
| 16 | i just need to look in the mirror to see that |
| 16 | xD |
| 15 | @Itsaname Yes, Clint Eastwood last of the old skool |
| 2 | love clint |
| 14 | Shawshank has to be one of the best films ever |
| 3 | based on some of the comedies we were talking about before I think you'd like it |
| 2 | the beguiled was mad movie lol |
| 16 | i must have been drunk, what comedies did i say hahah |
| 16 | i think i mentioned limmy |
| 3 | Limmy yeah and the office |
| 2 | a gift of life |
| 3 | and I can't remember what else tbh lol |
| 16 | nice |
| 15 | One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest (I've cheated with that one, but they're essentially in prison). |
| 3 | but merchant was the one who wrote the office with Gervais |
| 16 | yeah |
| 2 | @evil_bop where u taking in me on our date.? |
| 16 | have you ever heard of KFC? |
| 2 | I love 🍗 |
| 3 | she did say she wanted fried chicken esrlier |
| 2 | 😊☕ |
| 16 | ill take you to the KFC in taunton service station on the m5 |
| 16 | its a posh gaff |
| 2 | lol |
| 19 | who the hell would want be a prison guard lol nowadays no wonder a OF model was in wansworth lol |
| 3 | dream date |
| 2 | I'll bring hand sanitizer |
| 15 | I must admit, I think Burger King is hugely overrated. I've never liked it. |
| 16 | burger king used to be nice |
| 16 | its gone downhill |
| 2 | hahahaha |
| 3 | everything has gone downhill |
| 2 | it's closing branches |
| 15 | If I have to eat shit, it's McDonalds |
| 16 | does biting work in a fight |
| 2 | everything and everyone gone down hill tbh. |
| 2 | biting works |
| 16 | when i was a teenager my go to opener in a fight was a knee to the bollocks |
| 2 | I went for the head |
| 19 | midnight on a sunday |
| 19 | damn weekend over again |
| 3 | I was just gonna say kick in the bollox will always work but is shameful as a man to do that to another man lol |
| 16 | i was getting bullied by three people and i watched the movie scum and i did them all in one by one |
| 16 | no mercy hehehe |
| 2 | my brothers said the best fight u ever have is the one ubwalk away from. but if u have t fight get them down and keep them down |
| 15 | When I was a lot younger, there was a playmate of mine that was so excited to see me, he used to bite me...I think he had problems though. |
| 16 | tbh i dont even care if its dishonourable |
| 16 | if it works ill do it |
| 3 | 4736 Carlin sir |
| 16 | loool |
| 3 | 4737* |
| 2 | kids do bite. it's weird |
| 2 | the worst fight I had with a girl whi was after ne at school so I kicked her in the fanny and walked off.. |
| 3 | if you're outnumbered anything goes but 1 and 1 I'd try and fight fair |
| 3 | 🤣 |
| 16 | in my defence i had this rage built up |
| 16 | so it just happened naturally |
| 2 | I was bullied at school until I batter a few girls. |
| 16 | it has to be done |
| 16 | lol |
| 2 | yeah I'd had enough so by the end of the teachers just let me get on with it |
| 5 | I was described by a 🐦 as being a "wholesome badboy" Jack haha |
| 5 | like hovis best of both bread jack haha |
| 14 | Biting is feral |
| 3 | duck 😂 |
| 2 | but it has t be done @turbolinx |
| 3 | you seen chopper bop? |
| 16 | i heard in russian wrestling one of the moves they do is to basically insert their fingers into the opponents asshole |
| 5 | jack I been rizzing up all the ladies |
| 15 | Jack, do any of your immediate family watch your content? And if they do, what do they think? |
| 16 | nah |
| 2 | lol |
| 14 | It’s the lowest form of fighting |
| 2 | rizz |
| 5 | the Tommy rizz 👌 |
| 15 | Spitting is a lot worse in my opinion. |
| 16 | ive got autistic rizz |
| 2 | do what it takes to defend yourself turbo |
| 14 | That and an eye gouge |
| 2 | headbutt knees elbows bouncing of the head kicking |
| 5 | I'm starting to get pretty good at rizz up the birdies |
| 14 | Yeah - it’s a last resort |
| 2 | palm punch up to the 👃 works |
| 2 | hole investigation |
| 2 | 😂🤣🤣🤪 |
| 19 | his dad is 83 he is not gunna be on youtube |
| 19 | watching at midnight lol |
| 5 | wholesome badboy... Best of both like the bread 🍞 this is how I shall benmarketing myself from hereonin jack, nice tagline of rizz jack |
| 16 | do you reckon its possible to pull a mans ear off with your hand in a fight |
| 2 | erm nah |
| 2 | hair spray to the eyes worked |
| 16 | i reckon it would work |
| 20 | Hi to the low people |
| 2 | yo massive!! |
| 19 | fuck that cringe as fuck pull a ear off ouchhhhh |
| 5 | all birds just hit me up and ill deign whether you are acceptable or not 👍 |
| 14 | What’s better for self defence - karate or judo? |
| 2 | how's u massive?? |
| 20 | Shound jacks what’s the crack mush |
| 2 | judo |
| 16 | judo |
| 2 | judo works best |
| 5 | I demand high standards of a woman's character jack |
| 20 | I’m good it’s a name 👌 |
| 2 | what are your demans gun |
| 2 | .?? |
| 15 | Jack, have you tried reducing your carbs to 20-50g per day? (You can still eat Protein and Fats) The weight will fall off, better than starving yourself |
| 2 | @massive missus what do u demand of women? |
| 5 | I must have a woman who is confident in milking a cow and cooking a hearty stew |
| 16 | is karate actually effective though cause you dont see it much in UFC |
| 2 | lol |
| 2 | a chimp can do both of those Tommy |
| 3 | you used to in the very early UFC but nah not now |
| 3 | where can I find said chimp? |
| 20 | Iv been in only toxic relationships with women since I was 17 every woman I got with loved to put hands on me 😂 |
| 2 | lol Essex foo lol |
| 21 | yoo |
| 3 | joey? |
| 5 | only a chimp of exceptional character do those things on a consistent basis and of an acceptably high standard |
| 2 | that's bad massive |
| 3 | lol |
| 16 | i think you need to be absurdly athletic to apply karate techniques at a high level |
| 16 | like jon jones |
| 2 | a woman shouldn't be raising g her voice or her hands |
| 2 | just lock him out |
| 3 | GSP is a legend |
| 5 | nor should a man itsa 🙌 certainly not to his woman unless for her safety or betterment in some important regard |
| 15 | Was Chuck Norris the real deal? |
| 16 | good point tbf |
| 5 | chuck norris was an exceptional martial artist |
| 20 | I chuck norris was a woman |
| 2 | chuck was a racist hick |
| 3 | Wonderboy too I think |
| 5 | chuck was far more legit than, say, van damme, seagal, and a few of the others |
| 20 | 😂😂😂 chuck norris was a ginger woman in a wig |
| 16 | was bruce lee a legit fighter |
| 16 | or was he a hypejob |
| 3 | both |
| 2 | lol ginger chinless wonder |
| 2 | bruce Lee was well educated and preferd to knock ppl out |
| 20 | Bruce Lee was my uncles brother |
| 5 | any female chimps that are reliably able to cook a delicious stew and milk a cow with confidence and style - get in touch |
| 19 | athletic olol |
| 2 | was he massive? |
| 2 | I'll let u know tommy |
| 16 | what about kung fu |
| 2 | maybe Newcastle has some Tommy? |
| 5 | chuck norris had thdbbody of a Dutch woman but he was an outstanding martial arts practitioner 💯 |
| 5 | itsa I'd be grateful 🙏 |
| 19 | was your plans for this week |
| 5 | ... if you'd keep an eye out 👍 |
| 15 | Karate with real sparring, not punching the air |
| 2 | Jack's who's the next interview? |
| 5 | Bruce Lee was not as legitimate IRL as chuck norris |
| 2 | have u tried FB dating Tommy? |
| 5 | yes itsa |
| 5 | actually, no I havent |
| 2 | and? |
| 2 | try it |
| 2 | I know women use it |
| 5 | just a few weeks on tinder and bumble.. ever... that's it for online |
| 2 | I give up looking tbh |
| 5 | 15 first dates in 3 weeks |
| 2 | after today's feedback I give up!! |
| 2 | 🙄🤦🏻♀ |
| 16 | :face-red-droopy-eyes: |
| 5 | I don't care one bit about so-called rejection, not one bit 💯 don't five a fook |
| 20 | Bloody hell people looking for love |
| 5 | give |
| 2 | even other men are agreeing with me about men nowaday |
| 5 | itsa you would be blown away by the Tommy rizz 💯 the Art of Rizz in its purest form |
| 3 | what time you on til? |
| 2 | I was speaking to an imam today. he asked me if I was married I said no. I'm finding it difficult to find some I can respect. the imam said to me yes I understand men are like babies now!!! |
| 20 | Come back darling give me another try 🎶🎵 |
| 2 | can u belive a religious man would say that! |
| 5 | Men are scared to express a perfectly sane and constructive male temperament, it's precedent and at the core of the issue |
| 2 | but muslim men give space to men to do that Tommy. |
| 2 | muslim women** |
| 19 | best dating app for men????? |
| 19 | anyone?????????? |
| 5 | thats a sorry state of affairs itsa |
| 2 | maybe try hinge. |
| 15 | I have mates on Hinge, they say it's preferable to the others |
| 16 | be right back guys |
| 16 | im going ot the shop |
| 2 | it's shocking Tommy. a muslim scholar! |
| 3 | they're all full of fake profiles |
| 2 | get me a twin please bop. |
| 14 | Thing is I can’t be arsed to go out to meet anyone now |
| 5 | I love pum pum ngl |
| 14 | Can’t even be bothered for a call |
| 2 | I know 2 girls got married from hinge |
| 5 | and I love talking to woman just as much |
| 2 | good.^^ |
| 20 | 😂😂😂😂I love pum pum aswell |
| 2 | if u lucky massive |
| 20 | 😂😂😂😂 |
| 5 | itsa you know Tommy understands baby |
| 20 | One every 2 months |
| 2 | the last date I had was a drinker covered in tats! |
| 5 | massive welcome aboard ! |
| 2 | lol |
| 20 | 😂 |
| 5 | what was his chat like itsa ? a lot depends on the chat 🤔 |
| 3 | yeah course |
| 2 | actually. one guy rented a billboard and advertised his profile. |
| 15 | @Itsaname Was he a Muslim? If you married a non Muslim, would your family disown you? |
| 3 | Ed chapman done that |
| 2 | timmy he talked crap. |
| 3 | ginger bloke on yt |
| 2 | erm...my family want me to be happy andy |
| 20 | I’m in a relationship atm with a girl from Kent I’m from Birmingham and she argues with me for turning her down sexually 😂 woman think coz ur a man your a horny dog wich is not true |
| 3 | still never got anything |
| 2 | my family are progressive Muslims. we have all ethnicity in our family |
| 2 | white black Asian oriental |
| 3 | my problem is I can't take a good photo, I look fook all like I do in real life |
| 2 | professional pics |
| 20 | 😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| 15 | Online dating, yes, of course it's geared to looks. |
| 5 | women cannot and do not feel safe around a man who cannot express a basic approrpiate consreuctuve and (=SEXY) classic maleness in their behaviours. no woman owes a man anything at all for being"nice" |
| 2 | online dating is scary |
| 2 | alot fd up men about! |
| 2 | agreed tommy |
| 3 | I met a bird online once you said I don't look anything like my photo and that she almost never turned up but when she saw me was pleasantly surprised at how good looking I was apparently |
| 2 | its addictive online dating |
| 3 | which was a bit of a cheeky as she wasn't exactly a looker herself |
| 3 | cheeky* |
| 2 | mine is the I ly like here jack |
| 15 | Being good looking opens more doors, but it's not the be all and end all, as our friend Dev Pike thinks it is. |
| 20 | Online dating is a dark hole |
| 2 | I'd love u guys to check out the muslim apps seriously |
| 2 | then u can see for yourself what we put up with |
| 14 | Shaadi |
| 15 | East as East haha |
| 2 | I've not used shaadi |
| 19 | not one like |
| 19 | on tinder no?? |
| 2 | lol top movie |
| 19 | but one hour???? |
| 3 | did you ever try pof? |
| 20 | But we are Christians most Muslims if not all want to marry and or date of the Muslims not Christian men or women |
| 2 | omg lol pof |
| 2 | I'm nothing but a fetish on pof |
| 19 | Bumble i think is best i need a new number thou to create account as i was being too sexual so got banned |
| 2 | the men are predators on pof |
| 3 | it's so obvious how fake that was, could spend hours on it and get nothing and then as soon as you sign out a notification saying so and so likes you 🤔 |
| 20 | And if a Muslim man or woman does date outside of the religion normally they would want that person to convert |
| 2 | I've joined all the are we dating the same man groups. they all on pof |
| 2 | massive everyone is different dude. my mates daughter just married a white none muslim. she was raised muslim |
| 19 | Bumble is best |
| 19 | stay away from hinge and tinder |
| 19 | if your not amazing good looking |
| 3 | yeah I know a geezer who does well on bumble I'm tempted to try it |
| 2 | I'm gonna try bumble too |
| 15 | I'll take my chances in real life, you can meet the girl, have a chat for 5-10 mins and get a good idea of whether you'll get on. |
| 3 | itsaname imagine if we saw each other but never knew it |
| 2 | has bop returned with my twix? |
| 20 | How old is everyone |
| 2 | omg thr worst date I had was when a guy tend up with his leg in a cast!!! |
| 14 | Better meeting people at the gym |
| 2 | gyms intimidate me |
| 5 | everybody that I've been on dates with have been really lovely ladies |
| 2 | and another date I had the guy told me how he used a single mum! |
| 15 | I've celebrated my 30th for the last 14 years |
| 2 | lol andy |
| 5 | its not so much as being fortunate as being thoughtful about how, who, and why you're engaging with them etc |
| 15 | I may have to make that 35 now, don't think I can pass for 30 |
| 5 | Men need to be more disciplined |
| 2 | anyway my next date I'm turning up dressed as darf vaider |
| 15 | 38 definitely |
| 19 | you must find it liberating that you dont have to care too much aboutyour appearance as you dont living with a women full time |
| 5 | no jack, it's british heavyweight David Price in his enormous jacket 👍 |
| 2 | what would u do if your date tuned up dressed in fancy dress? |
| 3 | I used to do well with women when I was younger but I don't go out much now so barely get anything |
| 15 | I honestly think Jack would get a lot of film extra work. |
| 19 | living with a women full time is hell on earth lol especiually thes modern women who are indoctinated with feminism |
| 2 | see ^^^ |
| 2 | he won't listen to me andy!!! |
| 2 | it's so annoying |
| 15 | Sign up with an agency Jack |
| 2 | I've sent him details too andy |
| 14 | @foo koff yeah,people go out less |
| 2 | no where to go @turbolinx |
| 19 | bodycam in warehouse uk |
| 2 | if u don't drink |
| 15 | @Itsaname needs to make sure it's a decent agency |
| 19 | you doing this bodycam shit |
| 15 | a legit one |
| 2 | he's had the actual recommendation from the real deal |
| 5 | men just try to do your zesty emotional in-your-feelings wobblies AWAY from the woman with whom you are seeking romantical involvement... it's extremely anti-seductive and causes vaginal dryness |
| 19 | 🎥📷📸📹📸 |
| 2 | I want to see him fo a James bond bady. he'd blow the competition outa water |
| 19 | 📹🎥📷📷📹📹📹 |
| 3 | me and my mate were chatting to a group of girls up in a pub a while ago and 2 of them were jokingly fighting over me saying they wanted me but were married, then all of a sudden disappeared |
| 19 | get ya bodycam sorted and then sign up uk warehouse as a agency worker and record the treatment |
| 19 | l😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| 3 | I think their friends had a word with them as they went really cold with me and walked lht |
| 19 | 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| 3 | out* |
| 2 | I'm sick of getting men who live with their mum |
| 14 | The most attractive trait is to not give a shit |
| 19 | what you expoect |
| 19 | copst of living is pout of control |
| 2 | it's so unattractive when he tells u about his mums tough life.. |
| 5 | women yearn for a skillful seduction, it's nothing to be ashamed of, the Language of Love etc, wonderful stuff for all involved if/when administered correctly |
| 19 | 250k for average home |
| 19 | no wonder men are living with there parents |
| 2 | erm...not really tommy. |
| 19 | what type of men are women going for??? |
| 19 | in 2025 |
| 2 | they just want a man to know what he wants and who he is |
| 5 | erm, yes itsa |
| 15 | Is Tommy Don Juan or something. |
| 2 | they want men who can think clearly |
| 19 | offey doofey |
| 2 | 🤣😂🤪 |
| 5 | yes itsa and everything that I've stated up til now feeds into that seduction |
| 19 | are men with too much muscle mass intimidating for women |
| 5 | I have not spoken crudely (much) |
| 2 | erm calm it depends... |
| 22 | hey man beard looks good have a good day 🤝 |
| 19 | if you put on alot of muscle as a man do you box yourself into a certain type of women |
| 3 | where is pike? |
| 5 | I am not speaking about a cheap form of romantic exchange |
| 2 | women are willing to compromise. if he's skinny but funny and well travelled then cool |
| 5 | erm no your speaking with your head and not your heart itsa |
| 2 | if he's full muscle and thick as a brick I'd rather plat vomit |
| 2 | speak of the devil and he will appear @Foo Koff |
| 19 | have you ever had chosen signals from women jack like a smile?? |
| 2 | I don't want a man who will do what he's told. I want a man who don't need to be told! |
| 3 | probably fuming with all this chad speak |
| 5 | its about a man having a certain calibre of conduct across the board👌 |
| 2 | I hate telling a man what do . it makes me itchy |
| 16 | you dont need to tell me that itsaname |
| 2 | I'm not asking for perfection but I do want a man who sees life for what it is and makes his own decisions |
| 2 | where is my twix evil? |
| 14 | @itsaname men aren’t mind readers! |
| 16 | your twix |
| 2 | erm..all the muscly men I've met have been unintelligent |
| 3 | bop I noticed you have a spanner does that mean you are also a mod on this channel? |
| 2 | thanks bop. 😊 |
| 15 | Lots of factors come into play with attraction, you're simplifying it. |
| 19 | do chavy men like who wear tracksuits like undewr amour attract chavs girls |
| 5 | precisely what I've been saying ^^^ men need to have a backbone or they might as well be a zesty woman.. not appealing in a partner, plus a man needs to have "throwdown" 😉 |
| 14 | Some people are attracted to trouble |
| 23 | Depends a lot on location as well muscle is a lot more important if you live in a sunny beach location. |
| 15 | @turbolinx Too right! |
| 16 | can women tell which men have a large penis |
| 16 | without seeing it |
| 2 | I'm not turbo. I hate drama. bores me man |
| 19 | would you ever wear under amour clothing |
| 14 | Yeah it bores me - but some people live off it. |
| 2 | no bop! |
| 16 | wow |
| 2 | nah women are drama men are less drama unless they over identify with mum |
| 5 | erm itsa I personally havent done any excercise for 27 years 💯 don't care, not interested, boring |
| 2 | lol |
| 2 | I do 30 mins a day on the cross trainer |
| 2 | jack how are your ribs now?? |
| 5 | eat cream cakes and hazelnut chocolate all day and don't care |
| 19 | 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| 19 | MR GUN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| 19 | you on crack tonight mr GUN |
| 19 | 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| 19 | 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| 2 | lol |
| 5 | calm 😉 😜 |
| 16 | i am a mod |
| 5 | I Am The Rizzlord jack |
| 3 | how do you become a mod? |
| 15 | I think Tommygun has spent a weekend with Tony Robbins. |
| 2 | foo y u wanna b mod? |
| 5 | I never had a first date last Stonewood 2hrs jack, even when I headbutted a woman stonecold accidently |
| 3 | nah just wondering |
| 5 | and I set up the seating so that they can't get out jack 👍 |
| 5 | 🤣 |
| 2 | ah okay . jack makes mods. foo |
| 3 | a girl I used to know said if you can't see it through joggers you have a small one |
| 5 | 👊 |
| 19 | men settle but women dont settle thats the problem |
| 3 | I made a point of never wearing them around her |
| 2 | o we can't tell your wanger and we don't care mainly |
| 16 | ive got a 7.3 incher |
| 16 | liar itsaname |
| 5 | tony Robbins has got one helluva beefy cranium on him ! |
| 16 | women do care |
| 2 | keep it bop |
| 3 | that's about 4.3 bigger than mine |
| 2 | I don't care |
| 16 | i intend to keep it |
| 5 | tony Robbins gotta BIG FACE !! |
| 2 | in your pocket |
| 19 | lol got enough mods |
| 19 | yes think so |
| 2 | women do settle. |
| 5 | my chopper was 6.5" back in the day, not 5.5, absolute shocker lads |
| 2 | then they resent it |
| 16 | whats happened there tommy |
| 16 | are you fat now |
| 19 | i seen video on youtube like 60 percent of young men are single |
| 19 | is it true?? |
| 5 | shrinkage bop 💯 no one talks about it but a fellas Hampton shrinks at 40 blud, awful |
| 16 | oh im only 26 |
| 3 | fuck me I hope not |
| 2 | do u think puttin cares a out the size of nobs?? |
| 3 | can't afford to lose much more |
| 5 | all my mates have reported the same, all got shrunken fattys |
| 16 | my dad got priapism, hes got a plastic penis now |
| 16 | it was horrific |
| 15 | A large penis can't do much more than an average one. |
| 2 | 😲 |
| 3 | What's that bop? |
| 16 | basically |
| 16 | he got an erection that lasted for 48 hours |
| 2 | what u eating jack? |
| 16 | and it destroyed his penis |
| 16 | so they had to put plastic rods inside it |
| 2 | 😲 |
| 5 | I saw my old man's willy and was struck by how tiny it was Jack 🤔 |
| 3 | shit |
| 16 | he has to assemble his erection like a tent pole |
| 2 | what cause the 48 hr errection bop?? |
| 3 | too much Viagra? |
| 16 | my dad when he was 19 was probably the best looking man ive ever seen |
| 16 | i saw a picture |
| 16 | idk what happened to me but i got none of it |
| 16 | XD |
| 19 | was crisps you eating |
| 3 | lol |
| 16 | he mogs brad pitt and johnny depp |
| 19 | ????? |
| 19 | potatoe chips |
| 2 | was it viagra bop? |
| 16 | no it just happened randomly |
| 19 | i wish i had some salt and viegar pringle right now they are so addictive |
| 17 | adhd/add meds will have you harder than concrete lol |
| 2 | 😲 |
| 19 | and a american hot dominos pizza |
| 16 | im actually gettigng adhd meds this year |
| 16 | im on the waiting list |
| 2 | chicken? |
| 5 | jack cant remember if I told you this but I shit my pants in public twice in 2024, so far so good this year bro fingers crossed |
| 2 | wow adhd meds??? |
| 3 | I took a Viagra before to give a bird one the first time (she didn't know) second time she said it felt bigger 🤦🏻 could fking make it up |
| 15 | Johnny Depp is overrated as an actor. |
| 16 | yeah i have adhd |
| 19 | who ever invented them pringles crisps is a legend |
| 19 | they are so addictive |
| 2 | meds? what they called bop and can I have some lol |
| 2 | chicken comes in a packet?? |
| 5 | pringles tube is great portable personal lavatory jack |
| 2 | it's near 1am... |
| 5 | (empty 👍) |
| 16 | the only time ive shit myself is when ive farted |
| 19 | dominos pizzas are amazing as well |
| 16 | and followed through |
| 2 | 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 |
| 3 | it's happened to the best of us |
| 2 | 🤦🏻♀🤦🏻♀🤦🏻♀🤦🏻♀🤦🏻♀👢👢👢👢 |
| 5 | my mate had to shit onto newspaper in his van, caught short.. real nasty jack |
| 19 | how can you tell if your a chad, normie or sub 5 |
| 15 | Thankfully I've never shit myself, I have pissed myself though. |
| 19 | without doing face rating |
| 3 | rubbing it in won't help |
| 2 | 💥💥💥💥💥💥 |
| 2 | foo that's vile |
| 2 | u men r sick |
| 5 | Calm Walks- its largely dictated by your mindset, behaviours, body posture, how you speak .. as its is pure physical characteristics |
| 3 | he said it not me |
| 15 | Who cares? Get on with your life |
| 2 | he's sick too |
| 2 | get in the sea! |
| 16 | im below average |
| 5 | foo- don't apologise, zesty 💯 |
| 2 | lol |
| 3 | where did I say sorry |
| 5 | everybody rub it in please 😄🤣 |
| 16 | im a clapped ting |
| 2 | 🤦🏻♀🤮🤦🏻♀🤮👃🤮👢🤦🏻♀🤦🏻♀ |
| 2 | where is Solomon? |
| 2 | walk the plank. the lot of u! |
| 5 | the rizz pill |
| 5 | Good luck getting me to do that itsa |
| 5 | haha |
| 15 | Tony Robbins has hypnotized him in a lift |
| 2 | lol tommy |
| 5 | Tony Robbins' head is simply to overdeveloped for me to take him seriously |
| 2 | where is jah? |
| 5 | jah trustafari 🙌 |
| 15 | Intelligent, but she used to shit the bed |
| 2 | yeah where he at tommy |
| 5 | Andy 🤣 |
| 2 | omg can we stop talking about shitting |
| 2 | 💩💩💩💩💩💩🥹 |
| 3 | 😂 |
| 15 | Who remembers that Trainspotting scene... |
| 2 | 🤮🤧🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 |
| 5 | tony Robbins has based his entire career on MY material, con man |
| 19 | 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣 |
| 2 | omg andy lol |
| 19 | 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| 3 | haha I do |
| 2 | trainspotting mad movie. |
| 15 | She had a shit fetish |
| 2 | sounds like a loving memory jack |
| 19 | im watching from my apartment in Kensington worth 2.5 million your streaming live on my wall |
| 19 | 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| 5 | I am a violent man jack |
| 15 | @Calm Walks haha |
| 16 | Seantism |
| 2 | yeah right calm |
| 12 | is no fap worth jt? |
| 2 | I'd of left u outside jack |
| 2 | I'd of called the police and told god |
| 2 | 🤪🤪🥹 |
| 15 | Nurses have seen it all...and more |
| 5 | frank- I went from homeless bearded vagrant to A Panther of Sex after 12 days NOFAP 💯 no joke |
| 12 | ever y |
| 19 | yes i live in a million pound apartment in London, i guess you are all pheasants |
| 19 | slaves to the system |
| 5 | frank- I was moving like sean connery after a week, that's when you get testosterone boost |
| 2 | yes we all live on grouss |
| 16 | does no fap work |
| 15 | You have a dead pheasant on your wall |
| 3 | pheasants like the birds? |
| 2 | lol |
| 19 | only way to escape is to becoem a millionaire |
| 12 | lol |
| 5 | that's his beard andy |
| 2 | calm u ever shit your self? |
| 3 | oo look who wants to talk about shit now |
| 2 | what u don't throw jack? |
| 2 | doing** |
| 12 | I shit myself 15 minutes ago no joke |
| 5 | it was awful when I shat myself on New Year's Day @11am in the park, awful for the dogwalker as well |
| 2 | what u doing tomorrow? |
| 19 | no joke i am not ritch rather watching from my basement |
| 15 | He gets his Filipino man servant to tidy up for him |
| 2 | application for extra!!!! |
| 24 | how was the diet leading up to this event lolll |
| 2 | 1 |
| 16 | jack ate 20 greggs steak bakes |
| 12 | a nurse |
| 16 | washed down with 20 coffees |
| 2 | .5 percent |
| 5 | only the real dregs would put up with that shit jack |
| 16 | id be turned on if my girlfriend shat herself |
| 2 | fact tommy |
| 3 | lol |
| 2 | bop u degenerate |
| 12 | a nurse might tolerate that shat lol |
| 15 | She must have adored you Jack |
| 2 | she's a mad woman |
| 5 | my mate relieved his girlfriend of her duties after she dropped a horrorturd in his toilet |
| 3 | hmmm I wonder |
| 19 | only fans is so cruel like profiting on mens loneliness |
| 15 | Well, I've heard of women that like golden showers... |
| 2 | where should she drop it. in her pants like u lot??? |
| 16 | i agree calm |
| 5 | a woman must not do a smellier poo than her man.. this is always sign that they are NOT compatible |
| 16 | I have IBS |
| 3 | my old gaffer told me he brought a girl home once and noticed a turd on the hallway floor after she ran to the toilet |
| 2 | 🤦🏻♀ |
| 15 | @MrTommygun1979 I agree, she should also always go outside to break wind. |
| 16 | i dont get why anyone would buy onlyfans when porn is free |
| 19 | there are males on only fans who have there own pages but they are all very good looking with chisled bodies and faces |
| 2 | ^^^foo that's mad |
| 3 | bop I've said the exact same thing I'll never understand it |
| 2 | bop of is a personalised service |
| 16 | i know a website where you can get any onlyfans content for free |
| 5 | there was a rumour going around that I kept some form of "pet turd" in my pocket at all times.. God knows where that originated from ffs |
| 16 | why were you gonna join it jack |
| 2 | u men r 😫 |
| 16 | they say its personalised |
| 16 | but it isnt really is it |
| 16 | its prob a cookie cutter video |
| 2 | I don't know |
| 16 | where they just say the guys name or something |
| 16 | its pathetic |
| 5 | everybody know Jack packing the footlong Sub |
| 16 | pause |
| 2 | I might seel my toe nail clippings. will I make money? |
| 16 | can i buy your bath water itsaname |
| 2 | sell** |
| 2 | no |
| 16 | ahhaahaa |
| 2 | bop I don't have a bath |
| 5 | jack can I come on live blud |
| 2 | I have a shower |
| 3 | imagine being the 1000th bloke going with that bonnie blue of whatever her name is |
| 2 | let tommy go live jack |
| 19 | subway sandwiches are so good |
| 2 | lol calm |
| 15 | I lived with an attractive Spanish housemate at one time, she only ate sugar sandwiches and always had the runs, the attraction faded. |
| 16 | i would go on live with jack but i wont cause id steal his viewers |
| 16 | i dont wanna do that to him |
| 2 | lolly Philips |
| 19 | its just another manic monday 🎼🎵🎶🎶🎶 |
| 5 | streamyard is what you need jack |
| 2 | sugar butties? |
| 19 | spanish girls have amazing butts |
| 16 | who is the best british pornstar guys |
| 19 | and brazilian |
| 2 | u bop |
| 16 | heheh |
| 5 | then can post link for last half hour of your show and get a a couple of panel peeps on, be good for the channel |
| 15 | Ian Beale |
| 2 | I hear Philips was disowned by her folks. |
| 5 | Willy Phillips |
| 3 | 100 she was |
| 2 | Ian beale??? lol |
| 19 | lily phillips i hate her lol |
| 2 | Cindy beal |
| 5 | Mark Davis the 🐐 British pornstar |
| 16 | shes not even that hot |
| 16 | i dont get it |
| 16 | theres so many hotter pornstars |
| 3 | same here |
| 2 | she's 25yo. looks 40 yo |
| 15 | I can't believe EastEnders and Corrie are still going, what a load of shite |
| 3 | same as that Riley Reid she's minging |
| 19 | there all fucked in the head and using there body to be objectified |
| 16 | yeah i agree |
| 2 | shocking andy |
| 19 | and they wonder why they become dammaged |
| 16 | shes alright |
| 16 | but i dont get the hype |
| 3 | Dan dangler she is fucking hot |
| 19 | they are being objectified |
| 5 | they're all tramps |
| 3 | Hayley davies |
| 16 | angel long is the goat hehe |
| 5 | Angel long went to my swimming club |
| 5 | haha |
| 16 | no way |
| 3 | never heard of angel long |
| 5 | yes way bop 👊 |
| 5 | dirty cow |
| 16 | i might get into swimming tbf |
| 25 | hey jack how are you mate 👊 |
| 2 | do u know who u are?? |
| 5 | you should bop |
| 16 | i bet they had to disinfect that pool every time smh |
| 2 | yo doug |
| 19 | bonnie blue went mainstream thou on this morning |
| 16 | bonnie blue is mid |
| 3 | I think it's damaged my brain |
| 16 | as well |
| 25 | hey @itsaname 👊 |
| 3 | she's better than the other one tbf |
| 2 | :hand-pink-waving: |
| 19 | its such a primal animalistic instinct |
| 2 | what the heck |
| 19 | to watch a hot couple fuck |
| 2 | shit and sex |
| 15 | Neighbours had Annalise and Natalie Imbruglia in the same episodes at one time, what a time to be alive as a teenager! |
| 16 | bonnie blue slept with 1k men as well i think |
| 19 | like a chad and stacey have sex |
| 5 | what's primal ? |
| 25 | Lillie rose is another porn star that's going to bang 1k guys in a day |
| 3 | yeah i said earlier imagine being the 1000th one |
| 3 | bet that room stank |
| 5 | I wouldn't touch bonnie blue with a barge pole jack, bless her |
| 2 | dirty dumb dicks |
| 19 | its a super stimulus |
| 19 | porn is a super stimulus |
| 16 | its pretty fucked up |
| 2 | no compassion care or commitment |
| 2 | to the self let alone a woman |
| 19 | gary wilson- ypour brain on porn |
| 25 | and Lillie rose is very good looking. I don't get whybshes wants to bang 1k guys in a day |
| 19 | releases so much dopamine |
| 5 | porn has done more harm than good in the world |
| 16 | a lot of serial killers watched a lot of porn apparently |
| 19 | and thats why not wqe have a generation of sedated and unmoptivated men |
| 3 | I think the dopamine might drop a bit after like 10 or 15 though never mind 1000 |
| 19 | beacuise they arte addcited |
| 19 | so young men are not sedated |
| 15 | Back in the day you had to settle for soiled up porn mags in bushes. |
| 15 | I joke of course! |
| 3 | anyone remember eurotrash? |
| 19 | yeah we have gone from magazines to high speed internet porn to now only fans whwre you see real uncut couples smahs |
| 19 | smash |
| 15 | @Foo Koff Yeah that was great |
| 3 | guaranteed a bit of tit in that when I was young |
| 15 | Funny stuff |
| 19 | and also i have relised now that acting and porn dont really sell anymore |
| 19 | its just real uncut sex |
| 16 | lmao |
| 16 | coomer warfare |
| 16 | jack what do you think of no fap |
| 15 | Who's Line Is It Anyway with Clive Anderson, Dynasty, Cheers |
| 15 | Then bed time, I think that was a Friday |
| 19 | yeah you really think eddie hall had a wank before he went and lifted 500 kg of the ground |
| 19 | lol |
| 16 | tyson fury said he had 7 wanks a day in training |
| 19 | so fap day 2 |
| 5 | the nazis profligated porn in 40s to separate people and make then less inclined for uprising |
| 3 | i remember a snooker player called Paul Hunter was losing a match and went and banged his Mrs in his dressing room in the interval and went on to win |
| 4 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQUFowdmoxdDRzREZhUUgxZ0FkS284ZWJR |
| 19 | after a masterbation session and then you bust a nut what you feel like completely tired |
| 19 | jsut wanna sleep |
| 19 | youtube is getting interesting now becasue we have all these little channels being set up because there are huge problems with cost of living and mens dating issues |
| 19 | this is just the start of it lol |
| 19 | in ten years |
| 19 | things are gunna be fucked up lol |
| 16 | just say alledgedly |
| 5 | eurotrash was brilliant foo |
| 16 | before anything |
| 16 | lol |
| 19 | men and women have never been this worst in history and the sex robots lol so potentially are specie will die out lol |
| 19 | sex robots are coiming as well |
| 5 | do you reckon they're compiling a dossier on you jack ? |
| 19 | 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖 |
| 19 | 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖 |
| 15 | On Italian and German TV they had Colpo Grosso and Tutti Frutti now that's a gameshow! |
| 16 | a dosser |
| 5 | the feds |
| 16 | hehe |
| 5 | 5-0 jack |
| 5 | babylon |
| 15 | The 90's were great |
| 3 | bop you still on the pils? |
| 16 | i am |
| 16 | well no |
| 16 | im on the tyskie now |
| 16 | i went to buy more lol |
| 3 | niiiice |
| 3 | I don't mind a bit of tyskie |
| 16 | ive ordered a doner meat and chips as well |
| 16 | on deliveroo |
| 26 | raped me once |
| 3 | lovely |
| 16 | i am jack |
| 16 | loooool |
| 16 | no jack |
| 16 | i agree |
| 16 | i know its wrong |
| 19 | yeah did you have liver problems jack |
| 19 | thats why you quit drinking |
| 5 | I used to LOVE getting on the sauce jack |
| 16 | i appreciate the concern |
| 16 | No |
| 3 | I had blood tests recently and was dreading it thinking it would come back with liver damage but 🤞 was ok |
| 16 | you havent said anything wrong |
| 4 | 3*0*Do you think I’ve said enough to get a strike today? *Yes*No |
| 2 | if shitting causes bags then yes! |
| 15 | I will bid you all goodnight, ciao for now. |
| 16 | farewell andy |
| 2 | bans** |
| 19 | obvously everyone will say no |
| 3 | itsaname you've been quiet lol |
| 2 | by andy |
| 19 | becuase no one wants you gone |
| 5 | the scatalogical content may be the only issue tonight jack haha |
| 3 | is it all the shit and porn talk? |
| 2 | coz I can't talk shit koff |
| 16 | she was disturbed by the chat about porn |
| 19 | youtube will decide thou |
| 16 | and masurbation |
| 19 | gotta be careful |
| 3 | thought so haha |
| 3 | how dare you have an opinion |
| 16 | jack how do you deal with extreme boredom when you quit drinking |
| 16 | thats my main issue |
| 3 | you'll say what we tell you |
| 16 | i get like an existential level of boredom |
| 19 | what about mgtow? can you chat about it |
| 2 | how long u staying jack?? |
| 3 | same here bop it's hard man |
| 3 | I wish I could just nap during the day but I can't |
| 16 | indeed bro |
| 5 | don't for goodness sake talk about Stanley Kubrick faking the Willy Phillips gangbang jack |
| 2 | gnit |
| 3 | I was the same with quitting weed |
| 16 | yeah me too i only used to smoke weed |
| 16 | then i got onto the beer |
| 16 | so i did both |
| 16 | now i just drink |
| 16 | but weed was so hard to quit |
| 16 | i used to get withdrawal symptoms like lack of appetite, night sweats etc |
| 5 | bop- swop out for cannabis smoked in a pipe without tobacco👌 much better |
| 3 | yeah same mate I've not smoked for 9 months now |
| 16 | i was probably better off on the weed |
| 3 | it's the bizarre dreams that do me, still |
| 3 | every night |
| 16 | i cant smoke weed anymore |
| 16 | it fucks me up |
| 5 | If gonna do anything at all then generally best off with weed |
| 3 | drink will destroy your body and kill you quicker but weed destroys your mind |
| 3 | well for me anyway |
| 3 | I loved weed but it defo ruined my brain |
| 5 | I think that your bang on their jack 👊 |
| 3 | I used to have a good social life but after a couple of years on weed I became a social retard and never wanted to go out |
| 16 | same bro |
| 5 | I'm not suggesting or promoting its use, I'm simply saying that it's a damqn sight better than alcohol if you're an alcoholic |
| 19 | are gym bros motivated |
| 16 | yeah weed ruined my life from 17 - 25 |
| 3 | if only booze wasn't damaging to health it would be great I'd drink all day every day |
| 16 | i can have a toke now and then but i dont really enjoy it anymore |
| 5 | booze is insanely powerful |
| 19 | was your plans for monday jack |
| 3 | see I can't bop, I just know if I had it once I'd be straight back on it every day |
| 19 | come on tomorrow night as well at 11 pm |
| 3 | it's weird how my brain can completely abstain but I can't just have it now and then |
| 3 | all or nothing |
| 16 | that used to be me foo koff but now it doesnt bring me any pleasure it just makes me feel horrible |
| 16 | i used to be like that |
| 4 | 3*2*Do you think I’ve said enough to get a strike today? *No (80%)*Yes (20%)*Poll complete: 5 votes |
| 16 | i used to scrape out the tar in my bong and smoke it if i ran out |
| 19 | the road sweep assigment? |
| 16 | thats how bad i was |
| 3 | i didn't with me either for the last couple of years but I still did it every day, I'd light it up and instantly feel guilty thinking why am I even doing this I don't even enjoy it anymore |
| 3 | but still done it |
| 16 | yeah ive been there |
| 5 | I still do that, bop 👊 🤣 |
| 16 | looool |
| 16 | gollum ting |
| 3 | I used to grind up twigs and smoke that if I didn't have anything |
| 5 | mmmmmaaaasshuuuuupp 👊 |
| 16 | hahhaha |
| 3 | but by the end I was to professional and made sure to never not have anything, I'd buy it well before I needed it |
| 19 | 42 is just getting started |
| 19 | your a baby |
| 19 | we are living until 100 now with gym and good diet and no alcohol and smoking |
| 5 | my house got no mortgage, I sell a few records online, rizz up the ladies, and get maaaaasssszhhhhuuuup wid the choons on jack.. blissfully existence 🙏 |
| 5 | for which I am tremendously grateful for jack 🙏 |
| 4 | 0*1 |