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1I thought you were working for two weeks str8 from yesterday? Who's going to prop the economy up now?!
2hey Jack
3hey Jack #2
1Make sure the tax man gets his cut
4you have something others do not have- and thats the prize for the worlds biggest bum !!
2c'mon Reds! C'mon Blues!!! YEAAAAAH.
2Jack the footie is on! c'mon!!!
4first prize mate !!
4i came 2nd
1Only joshing, Jack
2Jack you're online late at night like me. have you a sleep apnea? no disrespect
4dont beat yourself up for being a bum. you are not missing out on anything.
1How much have i missed of this stream?
2Ever see Barack Obama angry? he never revealed himself in her way as a politician much
4nobody escapes death. so take the easy road
2if Barack Obama was white, would the media have given him such a push? 🤔
5a pirates butt for me!
1What good do your emotions do you? ~ Jesse Lee Peterson
2@Diva Fever "Anger is an energy" - Johnny Rotten
5mate I told you we don't want none of that gay stuff on here this channel 🤬
1All thoughts, are all lies, all of the time ~ JLP
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1Emotions are like clouds in the sky, they pass.
1Emotions can be manipulated
4my retirement plan is to get myself jailed at 65. free meals and heating. and company of people. better than being in a cold lonely flat
6are you ok
2we could be heroes just for one day if we strive to be less mediocre & apathetic
4its my back up plan. there is no way i want to be alone in my 70s
4prison life at that age would be a breeze
2Did the average person know Freddie Mercury was gay back in the day? just curious
6sir jack I am a new subscriber
4ill appreciate the security of being in prison at age 70.
1Jacob Reese Mogg is a multi-millionare with seven kids, and never expresses anger. He is also a devot catholic.
4when im in prison at 70, i will whistle a guard to turn the heating up. then i will read a daily mirror passed to me by a tobacco baron.
2What's the quickest way to get rid of my belly flab
7The key to avoiding this type of rage is to find spheres where you are higher in heirarchy.
13-day fasts
4i think prison will offer more independence than a rest home.
4free laundry
7Yeah fasting, can try keto.
2that super peado nonce Sydney Cooke is in his 90s. in jail like Gary Glitter
1burpees burn more calories then running
8wagwan my gs
4when in prison at age 70, i can tell new inmates i was the black panther and gain respect.
1Heavy weights 5 sets of 5 reps
9Hello jack
2I hear you Jack but you're a big bloke with a large frame. it's different
4black panther was a notorious robber of the 1970s
7The group
2I seem to store fat & have a beer belly despite rarely drinking beer
7Ah the robber haha
7My mistake
4self discipline is the quickest way to remove flab
2Yeah. Donald Nielsen. a bad egg
8i had a kebab for breakfast
2Road Rage is pretty common
4road rage is really self rage/
10cookie
8i dont think hes talking about road rage
4better to be a road sage, than a road rage
4when i worked in the spice marketing department, i had to make a stand.
4(for the spices)
11That wasn’t bad
4i have more
11It was terrible 😂
12yes jack n chat 👍
4i was waiting for a message about a measuring jug delivery. it was going to be a real weigh cup call.
13Hello all
11😝
4the man in charge of the jamacan border is the minister of de fence.
8looool
8good one
13🤣
12lol tribble
4the man in charge of jamacan power stations is the minister of de light
8heheeehe
8jack would u consider yourself a cult leader
8in a way
8do you have the aura of a cult leader
12you need a name for us jack, your followers 🤔
14Yes Tisson cult
8guys is he a cult leader
12instead of fight club, we could be ogre club 👹
8yes or no
8do a poll jack
03*0*Does Jack Tisson Give Off Cult Leader Vibes? *Yes*No
4the woman at the dentist kept giving me the signal.
8loooool
15Hi Jack
4the government is a cult of women
810 femboy enforcers
15Doing much today
15Femboys
15What’s femboy
14Tisson security guard 💂🏻
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4its not a cult, its an assciation
4an association
15Jack would you ever try cross dressing
8theyd clean your room for you
8ahahhaa
8wtf
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15I’m joking btw
8j don dont plant that seed in his mind
4how about wearing a grannies girdle thats till warm ?
15What do dudes get out of it
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4how about wearing a grannies girdle thats still warm and damp ?
15You seen that dominatrix shit when they get whipped and that
16any winners on the Grand National? I had a date and won 8 quid. she was well underwhelmed
17Hello watching from, North Carolina.
15Oscar Delahoyay
18Hi jack your fave troll here
15He used to get dressed up 😂😂😂 and the things got leaked
13lol
8dont troll or you shall be banned
4banished
4only two things worth getting out of bed for. one is weed, and the seconds is a ladys belish
8wtf is a belish
4lol
8id be into that
15Some men like being kicked and whipped and dress up
8ahahhahahha wtf
4a belish is like a japseye without a shaft
8ahhahahahha
8ahhahahahhaha
15Giant cock 😂😂😂😂
14Tisson baby lol
8thats got to be one of the funniest things hes ever said
8ahahhaah
13🤣
8would you still have the beard as well
15Would you wear a super hot girls models knickers if you could fuck her
15And a wig if she said that’s what you’ve got to wear
8ahahha
03*2*Does Jack Tisson Give Off Cult Leader Vibes? *Yes (50%)*No (50%)*Poll complete: 22 votes
8wow
850 50
15Would you wear a wig if you could fuck a hot blonde
19You should form a cult like Stefan Molyneux
15And a pair of pants in her bra
16fanny lickers support group
14Fight club and gym cult
15If you were the only man on an island with loads of 10/10 hot chicks and only man would they fuck you
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19The culy leader usually gets all the pretty girls as well
15You’re a chad
15What about my island comment
19Why would a chad run a black pill Space? I don't get it
16Jim Jones was a chad
8tissonsteins island
16Elvis look mfer
15If you were the only man left on an island would the hot girls fuck
8thats a wild take XD
16you're more Bukowski author/orator type
15Do you think hot girls are a better fuck
16he got birds
8there is some similarities
03*0*Is jack tisdon very similiar to Bukowski*Yes*No
19Cult leaders usually encourage their members to cut off family and friends. Never heard you say that
8except youre not an alcoholic now
20how u buddy great see you on live again
14Congrats mate
21wouldn't say it's a good thing tho
8apparently he got sober for a while
16can AI take the audio of your streams and edit it into a book?
8and realised he could write just as good
20How's work been
8thats why i hate clubs
8pubs are for societies rejects
20haha I know what you mean mate I totally makes sense I myself work in construction and constantly see the wealth that I'm crowded by and think how is that possible as they have no visible means
22yo today im going on a 2 day fast to not be a Fat F... for Tissonia
23hello everyone,I've been mistreated in Turkish barber shops takeaways Tesco's ,Morrisons at work etc,,I thought it was cause I'm 9 and a half stone but it's cause I'm a nice person
03*2*Is jack tisdon very similiar to Bukowski*Yes (66%)*No (33%)*Poll complete: 12 votes
20people fuck with the nice Al the time the key is wen to know not to be nice 😉
22did you see sargon of akkads tour of Swindon?
22yes
16you're not genetically determined to fail...coz 50:years ago you'd have had a buxom wife and children. it's the TIMES.
20you look in good shape jack have u been training mate
8hes right wing
23true tom,I'm passive aggressive so have to put on a mask tht I'm not an aggressive kind of act to neutralise the aggressor
22karl was bummed Swindon fell off hard
20I'm the same joseph Miller
20it's knowing how to play the game
23I mean a mask tht I am aggressive, when I'm not ,I didn't word it right
23are u a non risk type taking personally tom
16not even weird. perfectly normal lad.
23I am,cancer starsign
22i saw a meme of a happy family from 1950 and grandpa is there saying "i just killed 50 men"
16families knew eachother. everyone had their place. moe or less.
20I'm more towards aggressive and have to mask it with nice but it varys on the individual and or individuals I have to mingle with but I'm naturally middle of the road when by myself
20I'm leo
14 Machiavellian
20I'm my own best friend
16I identify with everything here.
16older woman think I'm great lol
20same here run the river
16can't beat them lol
16no pressure
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2Jack you're world view opinions are on point. a man in poverty could have more community & family & unity than a single man glued to online garbage & all the pernicious rubbish that entails
2*your
24l love you too honey 💞
2Man is born equal but everywhere he is in chains - Robespierre
14I’ll be an enforcer
2Jack. The West got lazy & fat since the early 80s arguably. ....imported from America
22lol at least you are wanted
20I love you to jack ❤
14Protecting Tisson
20I mean brotherly lol
2Greg's sausage Rolls is tomorrows myocarditis
16I don't love you jack
25you excited 🤤
16but you're awwwright
20why don't u love jack, run the river ?
2Jack why haven't they rebooted the jaws franchise? is it coz Jaws 4 with Michael Caine was so bad? lol
22at least we aren't in the trenches of war
18You should move to Dewsbury you would be a god amongst men there.
16do you think that wife n kids is being mogged? is it all about that? fookin is int it
20joke : how do u make a gay fuck a woman ?
10lol
22wild history is
2Jack who is the pin up girl of today? Jennifer Lawrence. Gal Gadot. who makes you go Phwoar?!
26opinion on gooning?
2imagine serving in two World Wars & see the state of modern society now
19How do you think you would fare In a combat situation during wartime? Do you think you would be a good soldier?
19I don't think I would handle the stress of war very well
14Tisson a general 🪖
2you still have to function in society as best you can. the trick is to reject apathy
22sometimes i think about settling down with an ugly short fat woman
2Gal Gadot is wonder woman
27from israel
28my great great uncle got killed at the battle of bighorn he was on holiday camping in the field next door and told him to keep the noise down got an arrow in the head
16jack, sharpen up, start landscaping for older woman. sharpen yet loppers and get a rich old bird with a garden.
16she look after ya
2Jack. most people are lonely from what I see wandering about the place.
27mogger
2Dwarf actors complaining they can't get work coz of Disney using CGI animated Dwarfs in Snow White. even Dwarfs can't get their old jobs
2Dwarfs are on the dole now too
20🤣🤣🤣🤣
27indonesia
16fuc em the dwarves got everything from porn to movies and special benefits for last 30 years
2I wouldn't mind but have a look online at the CGI cartoon Dwarfs. they look horrible. creepy & soulless. who okay'd this idea is an idiot at Disney
16made a little fortune they did🤣
2Snow White is a real actress surrounded by ghouls. this would frighten kids
2the Disney suits in the boiler room said we aren't hiring these Dwarfs.
16humiliation rituals left right and center
2Greed
27do you know youtuber seaside Mark?
2Put those Dwarfs on food stamps they probably said
22jack would you date a laos woman
27he's been on the dole for 30+ years
29hi
2Mickey Rourke embarrassing himself in the big Brother house. I think he's in on the humiliation for a pound note
29where are you from
2Mickey Rourke trying to be macho in a pair of Mom jeans lol
22peter dinklage started a row about the dwarfs so disney scrapped them rather than deal with it
30i got jumped and robbed by a gang of oompa loompas
2Dinklage dissed the Snow White only AFTER he realized they weren't hiring him. he's already minted from Game of thrones. he arrogantly claimed to represent the little folk
22someone rich get Jack to laos for a month
2lots of Dwarfs disagreed strongly with Dinklage
2Just because Dinklage is a famous Dwarf doesn't make him King of the Dwarfs. Warwick Davis from Willow is more high profile to me
31mongol looking
31yep
2What height qualifies you as a dwarf?
22i like to think laotians have bigger bootys than Filipinas but its probably wishful thinking
14You can teach English mate
2Warwick Davis is definitely a dwarf. he had a dwarf wife who died recently
22women do love a tall man, he also needs cash money and fame with a desire to rule the world
22🤣👍
19Asian men definitely resent white guys coming to their country and taking all their women
22💯
32hi
2yes. Sports athletes that look like Quasimodo with zero personality can have their pick of the woman
2it's obvious when you look at it. women shag successful men
32say warren hauli
22you might need to be transitioning into a demigod
2Even if the guy is a complete arsehole. it's status.
33good morning jack
2A bloke on welfare is literally invisible.
22Hercules had to put in work
8Jack what is the best cure for a hangover
34evil - an Irish coffee
22as an American im hoping its not a plate of beans
2@evil_bop try sleep it off. hydrate. paracetamol. a can of Coke? something light. eggs. toast. hope that helps
8Loool
8I shall lenny
2a hangover is the debt collector to last nights alcoholic excess. it's voluntary madness really
33im from america from colorado
22Yvonne do you have French heritage
33none at all
22mind blown based off your name
22🤟
2do these DNA tests really show your lineage? is it all a conjob
33im german, crow tribe, scottish, dutch
8Youre jamaican
2Jack you're definitely a Norseman with your visible appearance 🙂
14Viking
33my dad named me after an african american girl he was friends with
22sweet 👍.. i like to think of myself as a euromut
2Yeah. wasn't there a time in American history they were gonna have German as their official first language??
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2Only 4% of the Irish have red hair. a Hollywood cliche that stuck
14Massachusetts
33yes, the midwest has a lot og germans
33i lived in kansas for a bit and the town i was in was mostly german but dodge city had mostly mexican people
34i have a aunt in Ireland. She has 12 children
33right, the mennonites founded the two towns i lived in
8Jack would you ever become amish
33my grandma and her sisters are amish
33they are the hardest workers we have. hands down
2I thought the Amish were Pennsylvanian DUTCH stock
2excuse my ignorance
2are Mormons German too?
22every day is a blessing
2The Japanese call you a gaijin if you're an outsider. you could be there for years & youre still not Japanese
22the smish do have it right, but they need more baths than just the 1 on sunday morning
33i know a little bit about it, but my dad moved away from ohio where he grew up because he was a long haired hippy so didnt really fit in
22Japan just opened up to immigration, 1 million low skill foreign workers... they are doomed lol
33i think i could do it, but i think my hippy lifestyle wouldnt go over to well
03*0*Has a dung bettle got higher status than a working class male in England? *Yes*No
35is jail a realistic retirement plan
2apparently there was still a tribe in Papa New Guinea that was into cannibalism as recently as the 1970s.
33jail? no jail is terrible
2as I said earlier, you're self worth is what you're saying to yourself between the ears
35I've been to jail. not trying to spill my buisness but to add to the point. I didn't 3 years and if I was old and broke. I'd probably find a reason to head back. better than being outdoors homeless
35and old
33because its like being eleanor rigby?
8Would prisoners prey on the elderly
22Jack comes to America.. stays.. finds a young lass with his height alone
2Jack what time are you working? won't you be tired tonight?
35not unless you are a predators. old boys are not necessarily target
2Josh Warrington is boxing next weekend
2Jaron Boots Ennis is boxing tonight.
35if you have done decades and are an old man. no one going to think your an easy target.
2ever seen Starred Up with Jack O Connell. prison drama.
35I agree. some younger boys might even get you back for thr coward act
2prison is a numbers game. if a bunch of sickos want to defile or torture you, they will
8If i was in prison id just read all day
2Who wants to be a geriatric prisoner FFS
36You can call me a troll. But you should get a job hippie.
35I did do a lot of reading. never did before I went and have never read much outside
2warehoused with all these unhinged headbangers
35I read the dictionary like it was a bible
33im proud to be an unhinged headbanger lol
2Jack, thoughts on Ozzy Osbournes goodbye concert this summer
35for some reason knowing meanings of words became super interesting
2Ozzy at Villa Park
2ha ha. brummie accent 🤣
8Jack youre quite good at accents
8Do an american accent
2Jack. Ozzy broke America. not an easy feat
22i started talking to chatgpt this week like its my friend.. today we discussed the odds of surviving jumping from a plane into the ocean
14Peaky blinders
33what do you think americans sound like
2Irish accents are notoriously tricky. Cork Accent is different from a Kerry Accent
8Like cartoon characters
33do a southern american accent
35southern and country American accents on girls is sexy to me
22i think English, Australians and Americans like each others accents
14Do the Boston mate
35jack can you do an nottingham accent
33hahahaha
8Looool
22well played
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35well the dung beatle always attracts a mate. working class man is bottom picking for human females
35of today modern times any how
19Would you rather do one year in prison in Thailand the Philippines or South Africa?
22@rusty that was my thought
35definitely definitely not south africa
1youtube censored me again
35you don't want to be a white guy in a southafrican prison. I know south African and my ex was south African. you do not want to be white in jail
33south africa is worse than even here
8Have you seen the booty warrior
1South Africa ia the template for all the West
22we're all doing time on a prison called Earth... but i dig it
33the cards are stacked against you completely there
33is it weird that if i had a choise between prison or a cave id pick the cave every time. being alone is so much easier than being trapped with a bunch of people
19@Diva Fever 100%
35yeah Yvonne. the people are the scariest thing. not the loneliness
19You definitely get raped in the South African jail, If you're white
22Wilson!
35head down tail down and piss all over yourself like a timid dog facing a pack of wolfs. you might just sad enough to leave alone
35im talking south African jail
33i wouldnt even want to be in south africa, free and out of a jail. south africa looks like hell on earth
35traffic lights are not ruled by absolutes. they are governed by if it's even safe to stop or negate oncoming traffic
1When does operation 23-stone begin?
22SA used to produce some attractive blondes
35they do produce good looking women
35south American would be hell on earth also
33some of ours are horrid. i have only been to a county lockup for three days and that was just weird because everyone was super desperate to communicate with the outside world so mostly just a bunch of
22north korea, iraq, libya, Congo, el Salvador... the list of horrific jails is long
33older women trying to contact their kiddos
8somalian jail
35there was an episode of banged up abroad 20 to 50 in 1 big cell. and I remember them telling the story how you had to sleep with the sound of men raping each other and just begged God it wouldn't be
35you next
19. What would your strategy be to survive a year in a Philippines jail?
1Have you forgot your rant about becoming 23-stone of muscle?
33good god that sounds fucking horrible
35I think the first rule as a westerner in a Philippino jail would be to recognise its not your country and definitely not your jail. you would have to bow down and start at the bottom
35I bet 1k english pound would go a long way
22become useful
14Take a walk jack
35are you good at drawing
35I was going to say tattoos
35most gang members have basic tattoos. not like these western hipsters with made colourful blobs
19Not a good range of possibilities i'm very thankful that I'm Not in that situation
22sleep with the wardens daughter lol
35haha click
35thats what all the prisoners want
1You're a hair stylist and you don't know it, Jack!
1Time for beef and rice
22everyone there knows that because you are British you can brew jail ale
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20you got a beautiful head pf hair and beard jack
22🤣
20I just slept for an hour and a half nap
1So did I Tom
22we'll see you soon
20jack, what I your dreamjob
1Peace out Tisson
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