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	0	looking forforawd
	0	forward
	0	too stream
	0	coffee ☕☕☕☕
	0	fish and chips
	0	🐟
	0	🍥🎣🎣🎣🎣
	0	🐠
	0	🍲
	1	☕
	2	Hey brother
	2	Im glad you didnt give up on your channel
	3	Thoughts on Nuclear Redfield?
	4	oh no 😕
	3	You're a type B effeminate male Jack
	5	hey jack
	6	Hello guys
	7	welcome to the other side
	3	You just seem bitter that he wouldn't go out for a beer with you
	6	Jack gets food
	8	23rhNRXXON5d95Cz11R1Snjg
	6	Let’s go
	6	No beer
	9	Hi jack
	9	what are you eating sir
	8	Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.
	10	beer rots my soul
	9	i recommend indian
	6	Yeah Indian sounds good
	9	a lamb bhuna
	9	keema rice
	9	and a garlic naan
	5	that does sound tasty @evil bop
	9	indeed
	9	use uber eats XD
	4	Pot noodle instead?
	5	uber eats and then review it jack
	9	to be fair most food reviewers dont do live reviews they do like edited videos
	9	those are the ones that get the big views
	9	like rate my takeaway
	10	review brah
	9	and fat andy
	6	Margarita pizza
	9	tandoori chicken pizza with onion and peppers
	9	with a garlic dip
	9	and olives
	9	bye
	11	Can smell the pub grub
	12	????
	1	is he buffering lads? :buffering:
	10	yo totalbiscuit
	13	should i bet on terry yertz or phill mccrackin on Wednesdays game
	14	yoo
	15	said hi
	13	you know terry yertz same as loue skunt from footie
	16	i thought you were going takaway
	16	fisha nd chips
	16	you got a fish and chips near you
	15	Doesn’t matter mate
	16	lets go car
	16	now
	16	🚙🚙🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗
	13	you got piss pots
	16	🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬
	16	🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬
	10	empty piss pots stream
	7	look mate you are my only subscriber so youre much more successful than i could ever possibly dream of being
	5	lolx
	16	☕☕☕☕☕☕
	16	🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬
	13	i dont beleve this
	17	"Make your bed. Empty your piss pots." - Jordan B Peterson
	16	car
	10	this is killing me
	13	aint no way thats piss tho
	16	i hope its water
	16	for sure
	16	🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰
	16	🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰🚰
	10	its over already
	5	Holy smokes lmao
	13	drink dome water bro thats dark af
	16	yes get on call
	16	dominos
	16	pizza
	16	📲📲📲📲📲
	15	I’m working with a chad bricklayer the women that message him is insane
	16	🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
	15	Different world mate
	16	400 a month house
	16	in 2025
	15	They send him filthy messages from the go I don’t even get a match that’s the levels
	16	not bad life
	9	Sean the hungry ogre pizza mukbang
	9	asmr
	16	🏚🏠🏠🏡🏡
	16	☕☕☕☕☕☕
	9	i might make a dating profile and pretend to be a labourer
	16	🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬
	9	i bet it would work
	16	and a cigg
	16	coffee and a cigg
	9	jack do u consider me funny
	16	🚬🚬🚬🚬
	16	☕☕☕☕
	9	🤣🤣
	9	hahahhaha
	16	you giving him a tip
	16	cost of living crisis
	16	and all
	9	hes gonna end up with a seafood pizza and a veggie pizza
	9	or a vegan one
	16	💸💸💸💸💸
	13	mabey something to do with piss pots
	16	at least 2 quid
	9	tell the driver he can have a tip if he subscribes
	5	do you like thin crust jack or normal?
	16	cost of living out of control
	16	your lviing in a 400 yard
	16	he could have 1200 to pay
	9	i never tip
	18	Honestly Sean I laughed my head off - you're hilarious - when you said you were starting a food review channel, I thought i'd give you 3 weeks till it callapses
	9	i cant afford to
	9	make him dance for his tip
	16	cost of living crisis and all
	18	you're so funny just naturally
	16	gotta help out
	9	i find jacks laugh very contagious
	18	He's Great, really
	9	where did you order from jack
	13	black pill to food review is crazy switch
	16	10 pm coffee
	16	i like my coffee at 6 am
	9	glutton pilled
	16	but yh
	16	night shift
	19	hey there, where you re from?
	14	I'm also drinking coffee
	16	yeah
	16	for sure
	9	im on the beers
	9	again
	16	you on different program
	14	haha have fun bop
	13	bros gonna be awake all night
	16	schedule
	9	ive been binge watching breaking bad
	13	hes making another piss pot
	14	one of the best shows I've watched that is bop
	18	this is better than pe written comedy
	19	hey there ;)
	16	yeah sor sure
	9	indeed this is my 3rd time watching it
	18	pre written
	12	live like an owl
	14	think I've done it twice myself bop
	9	jack i think youd get better views if you made edited videos
	9	get a camera man
	19	are you ok? Seem distress
	9	you got any mates whod film you going out to places
	12	get ai to edit it
	20	Gary Eats eat your heart out.
	16	🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
	16	🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
	9	vinegar on pizza ive never tried that
	16	🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
	21	have you tried fireaway pizza?
	9	fireaway is pretty good
	18	haha ha pickled pizza
	16	at least we are actually getting a food review
	16	now
	14	fireaway is pretty fire
	19	pizza Hawai? :)))))
	16	thought it was a joke
	16	as well
	9	fireaway is a bit pricey though
	12	you could start doing muckbangs, they get lots of views
	9	true
	21	quite pricey, but I reckon its worth it
	9	he could be the new nicocado avocado
	9	i get it when i have uber eats deals
	21	yeah same
	22	Gotta start somewhere mate
	9	if u got a decent camera and someone filmed you going out to places with editing you would get views trust me
	9	you have the personality for it
	9	check out fat andy
	23	be yourself, people like genuine
	9	i can sense the raw eating talent of this man
	14	this is new tho, live food reviews
	18	food review - eating in bed in pajamas - you couldn't make it up
	9	when it comes to dialing a phone for a pizza he is unrivaled in this youtube space
	22	agree with evil bop, a camera upgrade would be a good investment, you make a lot of content and higher quality stuff gets pushed up in the algorithm without a doubt from what i can see.
	7	this is just coming from a person who barely knows you, you seem very hard on yourself and im not sure why
	16	at least mans working if you were lazy lazy you would not even work and just sit in house all day eating and getting fat
	12	you recon put on weight if start ordering takeaways every night.
	9	jack you should do food challenges!
	9	go to food challenges and try to be the new beard meets food
	18	don't start farting on camera tho
	9	that would guarantee you views if you were good at it
	14	^food challenge would be fun
	9	theres no shame in it
	9	its a sport
	9	lol
	16	🕛🕛🕧🕧🕧🕧🕐🕕🕟⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰
	16	🕕🕕🕰🕰🕰🕰🕰🕰🕰🕰🕠🕠🕠⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰
	24	did you do the meal rating
	16	⏰⏱⏲⏲⏱⏰🕰🕰🕰🕰🕛🕛🕛🕛🕛🕛🕛🕛🕟🕟🕟
	16	🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
	16	🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
	9	we need to come up with a rating
	9	like
	16	⏰:clock-turquoise-looking-up:⏲🕰🕰🕰🕰🕛🕠🕠🕠🕡🕡🕡🕡🕡🕡🕡🕡🕡
	24	hopefully the food is good
	9	subhuman grub, chud grub, ooofy doofy grub, chad grub, gigachad grub and ogre grub
	9	🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
	24	🛵
	9	i love food videos
	9	im such a fat bastard
	16	see his white car
	16	thorugh windows
	22	pizza time 🍕
	16	just about
	18	Yesterday you were on a diet
	16	mans eating in room
	16	not in kitchen table like a man
	16	like a OGRE in the room
	16	:face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling::face-blue-smiling:
	9	jack should review jellied eels
	16	OGRE EATS
	16	🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	16	🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	16	OGRE EATS
	9	that looks good
	14	start of a new era for ya lol
	22	vinegar on a pizza is news to me
	16	i would go for PEPPORONI
	16	🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
	9	🧐🧐
	12	why is your ceiling so low?
	25	pizza on the ceiling lolol
	9	hahahhaha
	15	Are you going to give it a subhuman rating
	18	Culinary excellence
	9	describe the flavours your experiencing
	9	is anything coming to the forefront
	9	on your tastebuds
	9	is it dry is it moist
	15	What’s the cheese like
	16	the driver was being exploited
	16	how
	16	why
	16	you think that
	15	Poor driver driving around pizzas for minimum wage
	9	it does look quite dry
	18	gourmet cooking
	9	did they give u any dips
	15	Exploited by dominoes
	9	this should lube it up
	16	cheese and onion pizza is not one i would choose we must have different taste buds
	16	i would choose pepporoni
	9	i think he picked randomly
	16	fish and chips is best
	16	greatr british pub meal
	9	you can see the regret kicking in
	21	if you can have unlimited toppings what would your favourite pizza be ?
	9	as hes eating
	18	hamburger and chips next time
	15	Cheese and onion? Strange combo on pizza
	9	dominoes is overpriced
	24	nuggets
	9	kebab shop pizzas are way better
	1	how is the grub
	9	sometimes
	18	food reviews for the everyday drunks
	9	jack try and eat the pizza as fast as u can
	13	donee kebabs are always dry af
	9	turn it into a food challenge
	9	we will time u
	1	i don't wanna be a negbert but i think slop food causes depression tbh
	24	better to eat some fat & meat 🍖, meat on the bone
	16	so in a bit do 1-10 on the pizza for taste
	1	lol as if any of the neets on here go to meetings 😆
	16	and 1-10 for cleaniness
	21	do you like cooking?
	1	only at the jobcentre
	24	tastes good, but a lot of vegetable fat/oil
	16	was there any hair on pizza
	15	I had toby carvery
	9	omg 25 viewers
	24	the cheese is good
	1	25 is big, we need more food reviews jack
	26	try store bought pizza
	4	Peteza
	24	TGI Friday
	1	ever considered learning to cook, it is hard work but rewarding
	9	ristorante from lidl is pretty nice
	9	the pepperoni one
	1	it took me ages to learn
	16	what is the score on pizza
	24	pizza express do ok pizza
	16	5/10
	24	I think pizza hut has gone
	21	yeah cooking helped me get out of a years long depression, helps build routine as well as being rewarding
	9	dry, mediocre 5/10
	16	🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
	9	i love cooking
	1	there was a glitch on dominoes website for a while years back and i used to get pizzas for 99p
	9	what did u get in the other box
	16	cheese and onion is def not a flavour i would choose
	4	any sides brother?
	24	of the resterante pizza from Tesco,
	9	yeah ristorante is well nice
	24	quattro fromagio
	1	do you ever get the cookies or ice cream too?
	7	may i ask, what is tesco
	9	ive got one in my freezer right now
	9	its a shop
	24	I have to sleep 😴, enjoy
	9	loooool
	24	5/5
	24	or 5/10
	9	yhahaahhaha
	9	hahahhahahaha
	4	I like pizza but in moderation as I'm on a low carb diet and haven't touched takeaways in 3 weeks now
	16	😀😃😆😁😁😁😁
	16	🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	24	practice the lazy sit-up, it's one you can do in bed
	9	that looks nicer
	9	that looks banging
	24	wow
	1	what base do you get normal or thin
	24	that's a big meal
	1	i prefer the thin tbh
	24	carb coma time
	21	I rate the americano
	16	was this now
	16	AMERICANO
	16	yeah that one is better]
	16	i have had that one
	26	rate your mattress
	1	what is the most pizzas you think you could do in one sitting? 4...5?
	16	🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
	9	ive seen jack have more enjoyment from a cheese and tomato sandwich than he did from that last pizza
	16	i would never buy a cheese and onion pizza no way
	16	always americano or pepporoni
	1	i love the face jack pulls when he is eating, almost like he is contemplating some very hard maths problem
	14	bbq base is the one
	9	it wasnt cheese and onion it was just cheese
	9	@tb LOL
	9	review a doner kebab with garlic and chilli sauce with cheesy chips and a pepsi max
	16	dont eat so quick man
	16	enjoy it
	16	fuck me
	21	yh that's a spot in kebab shop order
	13	doner kebabs are always dry af tho
	9	savour the flavors jack
	9	not if u get enough sauce stanley
	16	you can change the dough to thin and crispy is best
	9	and some salad
	16	the classic crust is not good
	16	on dimnos
	16	your scoffing it not eating lol
	18	Papa John does fairly good pizzas
	9	what are the predominent flavours
	9	can u taste the toppings
	16	yeah you always change the dough base on dominos
	16	to think and crispy
	16	dont keep classic crust on dominos
	9	albanian ham
	15	Does it make you want to keep eating it tho
	9	haahahahah
	9	it looks very dry
	16	subhumanity in a room alone at 10 39pm eating a pizza and it is your dads house and your 40s
	16	🏠🏠🏠🏠🏡
	16	oh well cost of living is out of control
	16	blame it on cost of living
	9	this is inspiring me to become a food reviewer
	16	your dad bought that house for like 2 grand you know lol
	27	what kind of pizza bro
	16	would of been 2 k
	16	5 k
	16	back in day
	21	cold pizza next day is the best
	16	🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	16	now its 400 k
	16	or 500 k
	16	300 k
	18	You did well Jack - we know not to buy pizzas from Dominos now
	9	rating overall out of 10
	9	and for the americano?
	16	5.2
	9	this is like a david lynch film
	14	haha good stream man
	16	you scoffed those pizzas
	16	not eating like a normal human
	16	like a OGRE
	9	i eat really fast too i get acid reflux
	16	🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	16	🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	21	how can you drink laying down? 🤣
	9	loooooool
	16	paid for meals on wheels for retards
	16	🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	16	😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	14	😂
	9	jack put a piece of pizza on ur chest it will attract viewers
	16	🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	21	that'd probably work lol
	9	im a marketing genius
	16	you really should be sat at a table like a human lol
	16	the laziness is unreal
	9	jack did u just blow ur nose into ur shirt
	14	pizza on the chest, spoon on the nose
	21	nothing wrong with eating in bed
	9	respect
	21	especially pizza
	14	lol
	9	put the pizza on ur chest it will attract viewers
	9	trust me
	9	im a marketing genius
	16	he wants stretch his legs and eat pizza lol
	16	too lazy to even sit in seat
	16	lol
	1	looking very manly jack, like a victorian boxer
	18	Funny enough I are pizza today as well
	9	hahaahhaha
	16	🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	16	💺💺💺💺💺💺💺
	16	💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺💺
	16	to lazy too even sit in a seat for real man wants to stretch his legs while eating the pizza
	1	the laziest day i had in years would be a good title for an autobiography
	16	💺💺💺💺🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
	7	abd the verse falls to the soul like dew to the pasture
	9	if i eat lying down i get acid reflux and heartburn
	1	try doing it standing on your head bop
	9	hahhahahhaha
	9	this is a more in depth review
	9	than any flavour describer
	9	hes going into the psyhology of pizza
	1	i could taste each individual E number - Jack Tisson
	9	he can taste the fear of the workers
	18	authentic anyway
	7	omg evil im dying over here hahahahaha
	9	loooool
	1	probably ferment it in a tramp's bellybutton
	18	In America most of the cheese they sell isn't real
	21	I could smell the exploitation on the delivery driver
	28	Hey mate.
	9	jack review an indian and order a phaal the hottest curry they do
	9	i wanna see u suffer bro
	9	:goodvibes:
	7	you guys remind me of the soccer hooliganson the bus that open their beers with their eyeballs on eurotrip
	18	i thought i'd see you dressed in a suit today - fine dining
	21	you should try a load of things you've never had before
	16	burger king chicken royale meal never fails
	9	try the dominoes absolute banger
	9	thats nice
	16	🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
	9	its just all different sausages on a pizza
	16	🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
	21	Yvonne 🤣🤣
	28	Could you do a video on Zen Buddhistm? (not food related, I know).
	9	yvonne where are u from
	18	or if you want you could just review everyday foods - also it's helpful
	9	review iceland products lol
	9	cheese is an opiate
	9	it works on the opiate receptors
	26	too bad, I like dominoes
	7	jack understands me in a strangely accurate way and im still not certain how lol
	9	yvonne where are u from
	9	u american?
	28	Pizza is the worst food for weight loss
	7	currently im trapped here in america, my moms from wales
	9	where u born in wales?
	9	or usa
	7	go jack!!!!
	21	and you reckon birds ain't attracted to you!
	9	what happened jack
	9	i went to the toilet
	9	tell the story again
	21	Good to hear it boosted your self esteem
	7	wait dont you have a girlfriend tho mate
	9	nothing wrong with an ego boost yvonne
	21	difference between getting a kiss on the cheek and him kissing her back
	9	Rizz from jack
	9	jack rizzon
	9	YESSSS
	9	YESSS JACK
	9	see i told u
	9	u arent subhuman
	9	but u wouldnt listen
	9	reeee
	7	no nothing wrong at all with that evil bop
	9	he wouldnt listen reeee
	29	did you smash?
	9	i told u youre alpha bro
	26	it was a set up
	9	she wouldnt have tried to kiss a subhuman guy
	7	exactly. evil bop.
	30	what were u bullied for?

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fish and chips

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Hey brother

Im glad you didnt give up on your channel

Thoughts on Nuclear Redfield?

oh no 😕

You're a type B effeminate male Jack

hey jack

Hello guys

welcome to the other side

You just seem bitter that he wouldn't go out for a beer with you

Jack gets food

2*3*rhNRXXON5d95Cz11R1Snjg

Let’s go

No beer

Hi jack

what are you eating sir

Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.

beer rots my soul

i recommend indian

Yeah Indian sounds good

a lamb bhuna

keema rice

and a garlic naan

that does sound tasty @evil bop

indeed

use uber eats XD

Pot noodle instead?

uber eats and then review it jack

to be fair most food reviewers dont do live reviews they do like edited videos

those are the ones that get the big views

like rate my takeaway

review brah

and fat andy

Margarita pizza

tandoori chicken pizza with onion and peppers

with a garlic dip

and olives

bye

Can smell the pub grub

????

is he buffering lads? :buffering:

yo totalbiscuit

should i bet on terry yertz or phill mccrackin on Wednesdays game

yoo

said hi

you know terry yertz same as loue skunt from footie

i thought you were going takaway

fisha nd chips

you got a fish and chips near you

Doesn’t matter mate

lets go car

now

🚙🚙🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗

you got piss pots

🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

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empty piss pots stream

look mate you are my only subscriber so youre much more successful than i could ever possibly dream of being

lolx

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i dont beleve this

"Make your bed. Empty your piss pots." - Jordan B Peterson

car

this is killing me

aint no way thats piss tho

i hope its water

for sure

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its over already

Holy smokes lmao

drink dome water bro thats dark af

yes get on call

dominos

pizza

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I’m working with a chad bricklayer the women that message him is insane

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Different world mate

400 a month house

in 2025

They send him filthy messages from the go I don’t even get a match that’s the levels

not bad life

Sean the hungry ogre pizza mukbang

asmr

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i might make a dating profile and pretend to be a labourer

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i bet it would work

and a cigg

coffee and a cigg

jack do u consider me funny

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hahahhaha

you giving him a tip

cost of living crisis

and all

hes gonna end up with a seafood pizza and a veggie pizza

or a vegan one

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mabey something to do with piss pots

at least 2 quid

tell the driver he can have a tip if he subscribes

do you like thin crust jack or normal?

cost of living out of control

your lviing in a 400 yard

he could have 1200 to pay

i never tip

Honestly Sean I laughed my head off - you're hilarious - when you said you were starting a food review channel, I thought i'd give you 3 weeks till it callapses

i cant afford to

make him dance for his tip

cost of living crisis and all

you're so funny just naturally

gotta help out

i find jacks laugh very contagious

He's Great, really

where did you order from jack

black pill to food review is crazy switch

10 pm coffee

i like my coffee at 6 am

glutton pilled

but yh

night shift

hey there, where you re from?

I'm also drinking coffee

yeah

for sure

im on the beers

again

you on different program

haha have fun bop

bros gonna be awake all night

schedule

ive been binge watching breaking bad

hes making another piss pot

one of the best shows I've watched that is bop

this is better than pe written comedy

hey there ;)

yeah sor sure

indeed this is my 3rd time watching it

pre written

live like an owl

think I've done it twice myself bop

jack i think youd get better views if you made edited videos

get a camera man

are you ok? Seem distress

you got any mates whod film you going out to places

get ai to edit it

Gary Eats eat your heart out.

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vinegar on pizza ive never tried that

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have you tried fireaway pizza?

fireaway is pretty good

haha ha pickled pizza

at least we are actually getting a food review

now

fireaway is pretty fire

pizza Hawai? :)))))

thought it was a joke

as well

fireaway is a bit pricey though

you could start doing muckbangs, they get lots of views

true

quite pricey, but I reckon its worth it

he could be the new nicocado avocado

i get it when i have uber eats deals

yeah same

Gotta start somewhere mate

if u got a decent camera and someone filmed you going out to places with editing you would get views trust me

you have the personality for it

check out fat andy

be yourself, people like genuine

i can sense the raw eating talent of this man

this is new tho, live food reviews

food review - eating in bed in pajamas - you couldn't make it up

when it comes to dialing a phone for a pizza he is unrivaled in this youtube space

agree with evil bop, a camera upgrade would be a good investment, you make a lot of content and higher quality stuff gets pushed up in the algorithm without a doubt from what i can see.

this is just coming from a person who barely knows you, you seem very hard on yourself and im not sure why

at least mans working if you were lazy lazy you would not even work and just sit in house all day eating and getting fat

you recon put on weight if start ordering takeaways every night.

jack you should do food challenges!

go to food challenges and try to be the new beard meets food

don't start farting on camera tho

that would guarantee you views if you were good at it

^food challenge would be fun

theres no shame in it

its a sport

lol

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did you do the meal rating

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we need to come up with a rating

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hopefully the food is good

subhuman grub, chud grub, ooofy doofy grub, chad grub, gigachad grub and ogre grub

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i love food videos

im such a fat bastard

see his white car

thorugh windows

pizza time 🍕

just about

Yesterday you were on a diet

mans eating in room

not in kitchen table like a man

like a OGRE in the room

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jack should review jellied eels

OGRE EATS

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OGRE EATS

that looks good

start of a new era for ya lol

vinegar on a pizza is news to me

i would go for PEPPORONI

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why is your ceiling so low?

pizza on the ceiling lolol

hahahhaha

Are you going to give it a subhuman rating

Culinary excellence

describe the flavours your experiencing

is anything coming to the forefront

on your tastebuds

is it dry is it moist

What’s the cheese like

the driver was being exploited

how

why

you think that

Poor driver driving around pizzas for minimum wage

it does look quite dry

gourmet cooking

did they give u any dips

Exploited by dominoes

this should lube it up

cheese and onion pizza is not one i would choose we must have different taste buds

i would choose pepporoni

i think he picked randomly

fish and chips is best

greatr british pub meal

you can see the regret kicking in

if you can have unlimited toppings what would your favourite pizza be ?

as hes eating

hamburger and chips next time

Cheese and onion? Strange combo on pizza

dominoes is overpriced

nuggets

kebab shop pizzas are way better

how is the grub

sometimes

food reviews for the everyday drunks

jack try and eat the pizza as fast as u can

donee kebabs are always dry af

turn it into a food challenge

we will time u

i don't wanna be a negbert but i think slop food causes depression tbh

better to eat some fat & meat 🍖, meat on the bone

so in a bit do 1-10 on the pizza for taste

lol as if any of the neets on here go to meetings 😆

and 1-10 for cleaniness

do you like cooking?

only at the jobcentre

tastes good, but a lot of vegetable fat/oil

was there any hair on pizza

I had toby carvery

omg 25 viewers

the cheese is good

25 is big, we need more food reviews jack

try store bought pizza

Peteza

TGI Friday

ever considered learning to cook, it is hard work but rewarding

ristorante from lidl is pretty nice

the pepperoni one

it took me ages to learn

what is the score on pizza

pizza express do ok pizza

5/10

I think pizza hut has gone

yeah cooking helped me get out of a years long depression, helps build routine as well as being rewarding

dry, mediocre 5/10

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i love cooking

there was a glitch on dominoes website for a while years back and i used to get pizzas for 99p

what did u get in the other box

cheese and onion is def not a flavour i would choose

any sides brother?

of the resterante pizza from Tesco,

yeah ristorante is well nice

quattro fromagio

do you ever get the cookies or ice cream too?

may i ask, what is tesco

ive got one in my freezer right now

its a shop

I have to sleep 😴, enjoy

loooool

5/5

or 5/10

yhahaahhaha

hahahhahahaha

I like pizza but in moderation as I'm on a low carb diet and haven't touched takeaways in 3 weeks now

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practice the lazy sit-up, it's one you can do in bed

that looks nicer

that looks banging

wow

what base do you get normal or thin

that's a big meal

i prefer the thin tbh

carb coma time

I rate the americano

was this now

AMERICANO

yeah that one is better]

i have had that one

rate your mattress

what is the most pizzas you think you could do in one sitting? 4...5?

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ive seen jack have more enjoyment from a cheese and tomato sandwich than he did from that last pizza

i would never buy a cheese and onion pizza no way

always americano or pepporoni

i love the face jack pulls when he is eating, almost like he is contemplating some very hard maths problem

bbq base is the one

it wasnt cheese and onion it was just cheese

@tb LOL

review a doner kebab with garlic and chilli sauce with cheesy chips and a pepsi max

dont eat so quick man

enjoy it

fuck me

yh that's a spot in kebab shop order

doner kebabs are always dry af tho

savour the flavors jack

not if u get enough sauce stanley

you can change the dough to thin and crispy is best

and some salad

the classic crust is not good

on dimnos

your scoffing it not eating lol

Papa John does fairly good pizzas

what are the predominent flavours

can u taste the toppings

yeah you always change the dough base on dominos

to think and crispy

dont keep classic crust on dominos

albanian ham

Does it make you want to keep eating it tho

haahahahah

it looks very dry

subhumanity in a room alone at 10 39pm eating a pizza and it is your dads house and your 40s

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oh well cost of living is out of control

blame it on cost of living

this is inspiring me to become a food reviewer

your dad bought that house for like 2 grand you know lol

what kind of pizza bro

would of been 2 k

5 k

back in day

cold pizza next day is the best

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now its 400 k

or 500 k

300 k

You did well Jack - we know not to buy pizzas from Dominos now

rating overall out of 10

and for the americano?

5.2

this is like a david lynch film

haha good stream man

you scoffed those pizzas

not eating like a normal human

like a OGRE

i eat really fast too i get acid reflux

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how can you drink laying down? 🤣

loooooool

paid for meals on wheels for retards

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jack put a piece of pizza on ur chest it will attract viewers

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that'd probably work lol

im a marketing genius

you really should be sat at a table like a human lol

the laziness is unreal

jack did u just blow ur nose into ur shirt

pizza on the chest, spoon on the nose

nothing wrong with eating in bed

respect

especially pizza

lol

put the pizza on ur chest it will attract viewers

trust me

im a marketing genius

he wants stretch his legs and eat pizza lol

too lazy to even sit in seat

lol

looking very manly jack, like a victorian boxer

Funny enough I are pizza today as well

hahaahhaha

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to lazy too even sit in a seat for real man wants to stretch his legs while eating the pizza

the laziest day i had in years would be a good title for an autobiography

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abd the verse falls to the soul like dew to the pasture

if i eat lying down i get acid reflux and heartburn

try doing it standing on your head bop

hahhahahhaha

this is a more in depth review

than any flavour describer

hes going into the psyhology of pizza

i could taste each individual E number - Jack Tisson

he can taste the fear of the workers

authentic anyway

omg evil im dying over here hahahahaha

loooool

probably ferment it in a tramp's bellybutton

In America most of the cheese they sell isn't real

I could smell the exploitation on the delivery driver

Hey mate.

jack review an indian and order a phaal the hottest curry they do

i wanna see u suffer bro

:goodvibes:

you guys remind me of the soccer hooliganson the bus that open their beers with their eyeballs on eurotrip

i thought i'd see you dressed in a suit today - fine dining

you should try a load of things you've never had before

burger king chicken royale meal never fails

try the dominoes absolute banger

thats nice

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its just all different sausages on a pizza

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Yvonne 🤣🤣

Could you do a video on Zen Buddhistm? (not food related, I know).

yvonne where are u from

or if you want you could just review everyday foods - also it's helpful

review iceland products lol

cheese is an opiate

it works on the opiate receptors

too bad, I like dominoes

jack understands me in a strangely accurate way and im still not certain how lol

yvonne where are u from

u american?

Pizza is the worst food for weight loss

currently im trapped here in america, my moms from wales

where u born in wales?

or usa

go jack!!!!

and you reckon birds ain't attracted to you!

what happened jack

i went to the toilet

tell the story again

Good to hear it boosted your self esteem

wait dont you have a girlfriend tho mate

nothing wrong with an ego boost yvonne

difference between getting a kiss on the cheek and him kissing her back

Rizz from jack

jack rizzon

YESSSS

YESSS JACK

see i told u

u arent subhuman

but u wouldnt listen

reeee

no nothing wrong at all with that evil bop

he wouldnt listen reeee

did you smash?

i told u youre alpha bro

it was a set up

she wouldnt have tried to kiss a subhuman guy

exactly. evil bop.

what were u bullied for?

sounds like me jack in school

did you ever pop your cherry?

i applied at my dads line of work, he drove busses. sonehow you even knew that that i came from people who are prolitariat. it really hurt me at first but its ok

i was good at fighting in school i was one of the hardest

thats all i had

I mean have you slept with a lady?

i cried for like two hours after that last live. thank you for humbling me and helping me remember who i came from

at least you fought back dude

whats a nearcel

is that like nearly incel

dude I think you could level up for sure

im a nearcel

he's already got a girlfriend so he's definitely not an incel

did u fall in love with her jack

why do you think im a sociopath tho jack

that was sort of hurtful

Wait how are you a near cell with a girlfriend?

ive never had a girlfriend

So she's with you now or was with you

dude I've never met a guy with a girlfriend calling himself an incel

i last had sex in 2018

that wasnt paid for

I think the main/only thing that could potentialy hold you back from being attractive is your lack of self confidence/negative view if yourself

i told you jack

ur not an incel

and you wouldnt listen

You ever thought of lolifting weights?

and maintain a good haircut

your hair actually looks good mate I

yeah his hair now is good

dude you need to look up peter steele of type o negative

thats absurd

what's the story of the guy in the thumbnail

ur not a 2/10 lol

ur masculine

peter was a really big guy like you, he wrote some very beautiful work about feeling out like that because of his size

type o negative is the metal band he fronted until his passing

getting up at 5 am to go warehouse yard

again

I'm pretty sure you're gonna be a lot of women's type tbh, like moonbune said you're masculine

fun times

what does it feel like to be in 40s

im gonna send you this video from henry rollins ok its one of his comedy skits

is it surreal

you can see your life in 3D

in 40s

lmao shirtless jack is peak ogre content im assuming

wisdom is better

mature should be better

alcohol stops thats goof

good

"I'm no different to how I was when I was 20.... except I've grown in multiple ways as a human and am essentialy a completely different person" 🤣

Sean, you are very humble and self aware, I don't think anyone ever thinks you're trying to brag

I believe you Jack , you're tall and can be assumed oofy doofy until you start speaking

being overweight will make people hate you

it sucks but its true

I can definitely relate to the inferiority complex, it's hard to shake

the only way to be liked being overweight, is having an amazing face or personality

yeah same here, I was basically career criminal for years and that only fed it even more

thank you for bringing up jordan, i need to start watching his work again, he has a lot of wisdom

you can move past any event, i got over my ptsd from a few violent attacks and if i can do it, anyone can

hello

said hi

do you like fried chicken jack?

you're looking at 2000-2500 cal per pizza

so yeah probably about 3000ish

3500ish including crisps maybe

you're gonna have to polish off the cold pizza tomorrow

Well done man, keep at it

take her out

it sounds like shes into you

what sg

obviously health is important, but I reckon being comfortable in your body regardless is even more important. you're not exactly obese, you have a "dad bod" which a large amount of women love

what should i paint on this rock im painting guys

ok i will

i tend to agree @P

you deserve the confidence boost mate

if you stick at the bouncer work I'm sure it'll happen a few more times at least

whatever you believe happens, i never thought i would get married and i definitely didnt think it wpuld be to a man who looks like mulder

you're definitely not an incel talking like that 🤣

you're the only person who can put yourself down Jacky boyo

haha

too true Azqq

Soon to be skinny

I'm glad you've seperated yourself from that, you were always a lot more deep thinking than that

yeah mate, you ain't looking bad at all+

you could actually be pretty defined in not much time at all I reckon

when i asked out my husband i was scared as all hell so theres this stupid song by sublime and the guy sings heres my telephone number call me but i sorta sang it because i was terrified

i still cant believe he said yes im awkward af

I'd say its been a success

you just like pretend like demone

just work out what direction to take it as you go

on fast times at ridgemont high

I didn't imagine you as a dancer Sean 🤣

ah that's what u mean 🤣

you sound like you have a great work ethic in terms of actively trying to improve what you're doing

maybe your heavy handedness put people off getting in fights 🤣

yeah I agree, it seems pointless. but I spose a policy is a policy

yh it is

down with the vapers

allow the natural stuff though

I miss the smell of pubs before the smoking ban

the vapes are called "yolo" and "lost mary" think about it...

this is nice and its nice to have some people to talk to while i prepare dinner

yolo = you only live once

lost Mary = biblical reference

as for a label "trad wife" is what i fit into

tobacco and ganga smoked for thousands of years

yeah it's mockery because it messes with your hormones

keep up the good security work though 👊

it's good to hear you're enjoying it

I remember a few months ago you being in the mindset of not being built for work. it's really nice that you're doing something fulfilling that you actually enjoy and want to improve on. it's admirable

I wish my view at work was that good 🤣

yes p he has made so much progress im not on here very often but when i do tune in he is always improving and his confidence is actually coming back again

lesbian bars

a lot of straight girls go there too

girls are weird and it doesnt really seem defined with a lot of us, i have no idea whether most of my friends in high school were straight bi or into girls theres no way to tell most of the time

I think like gay bars other people are welcome, it's just predominantly gay people and straight women

either with lesbian friends or to have a night out without blokes hitting on them

i think people just get weird when they drink too lol

vinegary stenched bootycheeks

I think females are almost as high, they're just higher standards like you say

when you said high i was like well i do live in colorado lol

and not only that but blokes have pubs and shit to go to if they ain't out looking for birds, but anywhere a bird goes out they're gonna have fellas approaching them

oh 100%

i like having friends. i dont care about getting checked out anymore and all that but i do care about having a few close mates that have my back

I'm sure you still feel great if a guy does give you postive attention though Yvonne?

it feels odd now because i dont need that though anymore p

you validate yourself through what you accomplish, not what others think

of course but a compliment or someone expressing interest always helps at least feel wanted or appreciated right? it's not like enjoying attention is a bad thing

yes but you dont do that as a married woman

so im in this weird bracket but its one i enjoy because ny gramma was a trad wife and so was my mom so

no, but you've helped engage some of your existing subscribers and if you've helped practice for some of your future reviews that if you're consistent will definitely get you subscibers

yes, but if a man who doesn't know your married compliments or hits on you, although you'd no doubt turn them down, would still appreciate the interest?

no it makes you feel like sandpaper is getting scratched across your skin because its something thats like dirty you know so to me it makes me feel like sandpaper on my skin

catch you soon

I get that the idea of cheating might feel like that, but I'd imagine the compliment would still feel nice

have a good night mate. it was a fairly low effort review, but it was entertaining and fun. keep it up

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