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0Pizza Hut today?
1pizza hut
0You cleaned them piss pots up
1does that still exist
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1you sure not dominos
0Did you just fancy a pizza mate?
0I’m working 1 hour away wrecking my car
2my drone is outside your window
1have get up at 5 am and go warehouse
1not good lol
1why is it harsh
1?
1you prfer security
1for comfort
1you will lose weight
1in warehouse work
1some
3Twice in one day?! With this double dipping streaming you are really spoiling us, Ambassador.
4calvo
4You is calvo
3Warehouse work is grafting and sucks
5sup mate, hope you're well
6Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.
7EVENING
4Mete o louco nΓ£o AndrΓ©
8yooo
4Voce Γ© meu vizinho e quer meter essa de que Γ© gringo
3Have you ordered a pizza, Jack?
4Esse cara Γ© brasileiro e mete essa de gringo. TΓ‘ me devendo 10 reais ainda safado
8she would go and get it for you if she could haha
3I want to eat pizza, but I'm gluten intolerant (arthritis). Enjoy it for me, Jack.
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1tip ready
8u like beans on toast?
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1give him a 20 pop
1tip
3Beans on toast is legit
8cheese n beans the one
9Galveston . can't eat pizza without drinking it. lol getting old
3I'm on the first day of a three day fast and feeling more hungry then the last couple of times.
3Cheese and beans is ambrosia
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1pepporoni
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3Looking good
8how can u watch this while fasting diva?
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1enjoy it
1dont scoff it
1eat slowly
10Do you box?
9looks nice anyway. now lets see the taste test. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
3I love my misery/suffing/Hell, Jah
10And your opinion about athletes like Muhammad Ali?
8fair enough diva
11great philosoph
10George Forwman died a few months ago.
8u said u was waiting until Thursday for your takeaway review
3We create our own Hell to exist in. And I have crafted mine over 40-yrs... and it is now magnificent!
8oh I see
8damn diva that was deep n somewhat dark
10But Muhammad Ali became champion at 22 years old and beat Sonny Loston, Joe Frazier twice, George Foreman in 1974, and already with illnesses in 1980 against Sonny Liston and Mike Tyson he got revenge
12You look much better with the beard shaved
10in 87... and the rest is history.
3Thank you, Jah. Try hard and you too can be surrounded by middle aged overweight women all day too!
13its over for pizzacels
10Brother, I'm sorry time is passing so quickly. Covid already happened half a decade ago.
3... and make next to nothing doing it!
8the username is your situation then I guess diva
10Brother, do you like sports and fitness life?
14i always do a meat feast pizza with added jalapenos from dominos with a bbq base, its so good
10I mean, if you train for the next 6 months you could really be an animal.
10I meant training, not hobbies or watching TV.
3Not consciously, Jah... but you might be onto something...
10You can do it, sister. I weighed 120 kilos and got down to 75 just by training boxing seriously for 1 year.
8haha sister jack
10My translator was wrong. I meant bro.. I'm not American. hehahahah im spanish
3Your Barnet is looking real lush tonight, Jack
8made me laugh that
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10Don't you have any better food?
8it's well seasoned probably
15like an arsehole
3MSG perhaps.
8yeah maybe
10Well brother, I'm leaving the live show. I hope it goes well for you.
9will you maybe get a bit if stomach pain after that undercooked pizza; jack.
10Remember my message, brother: if you set your mind to it, you'll achieve it. It's just the mentality. I trust.
14i always shit myself from pizza but pizza good me eat
16I screen recorded some YouTube short streams before and every time I did they said something like they could see or be notified that someone was screen recording their stream. I find that odd.
9I'm always in need of Galveston and bloateze . lol
16I usually recorded streams if they had background music and I wanted to Shazam it later
8does it tell you that jack?
16Maybe they hacked YouTube or something
17yo bro
16Have you ever seen those tiny white tables with three legs plastic piece that holds pizza splices together?
3Let's see the pie, Tisson!
8it doesn't hold them together 🀣 it's too stop the box collapsing on the pizza
16You review pizza?
17is it pap John's
3You lucky, lucky bar steward...
17I don't like pizza hut
16What your pizza scale for this pizza? (The sauce from Pizza Hut always tastes like puke or too sour)
3So terrible you can't put it down...
8^
18said hi
3Your body might be looking for absent nutritiants
17it's like my Mrs vagina makes keep going back:face-turquoise-covering-eyes:
19high expectations
8quite the jumpscare tom?
17if u seen it u would
8πŸ˜† lol
3Suffer manfully, Tom
17I try but everydays a life or death fight
20hiiiii
20said hi
21Hello
22yo
21You look drunk mate
17that stone u lost is goin to pack on twice as quick mate haha πŸ˜„ πŸ˜†
22are you losing weight
8there's the real Jon Jones in chat
22look skinnier
17that's true
22what you eating every day
22what you eat to make up 2000, how many meals you have
3Do you want to eat the crusts?
23was pizza delivered on time today?
19high society subhumanity, I m having rice
8rice is good
22what you eat to make up the 2000 or 1500 calories, how many meals you eat
17rice is poison it's full of arsenic
3BlackPigeonPilled is a well known commenter on nationalist channels
1you scared of death
17are u long on the live mate
23no content, just appeared as a guest usually
24said hi
22I struggle to eat 2000, get hungry, not sure if the type of food eating
8real food will fill you up for longer
22yeah I find on days I distracted working all day don't eat as much
3Apparently the 500 calories in the male recommended intakes is to account for seggs
22you still stopped smokin
22what it average out to a week
17I water fast for two weeks
3That's impressive, Tom
17I have to mate im 20+ stone
22how was fasting, did you eat a load of crap after
22why
8ice protests going on?
3It's kicking off BIG
17it was fine just took sodium drops in my water 4 days In to keep my electrolytes steady.
22don't watch news depressing
3Ed Dutton has done a vid
17it's civil war mate not looking good atm as there full on lock down happening in the towns
19dog not around while eating?
22looking at now, looks intense, lots of the are black, not Mexican in pics
3They are most like going to use it to increase the surveillance state (Palantier)
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3Prof David Betz predicts civil *** in this country within 5-yrs
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3Starmers has said that anyone who's patriotic is a terrorist
22agree
25nom nom nom
3We are being played
22you still train
3Mexicans are out-breeding all other races combined
3in USA
22should send them to the uk
3We're surrounded by illegals
22problem too high quality, actually want to work
3One just delivered your pizza
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22Mexicans are top ppl
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8look at that for a freeze frame 🀣
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26yes jack. looking trim mate
2720% of all American tax money Goes to servicing the interest on their national debt. What do you think about that? do you think that financial collapse is imminent?
27How is that sustainable? 20% of all tax money just servicing the interest on their debt?
27What I mean is that the the numbers involved are just so huge and stupendous. we're talking about trillions of dollars just in interest payments
17jack the working man is so fucked overvi make a grand a week after tax and still have nothin saved with the cost of inflation and the tax man the games so rigged in the elites favour!
27Livin standards are going to collapse but I guess they're doing that already
27The middle class has already been obliterated
17the rich want ai to take all the jobs and to spoon feed the poor into poverty 😒
27Would you be excited in the context of some kind of economic apocalypse?
17apsalutly not
27Like a kind of Zombie Apocalypse without the zombies
17fuck that
27Weren't the Argentinian government bailed out?
27Who's gonna bail out the US government the numbers are just too great nobody
17do u own own or rent and what's your lomg term goals in say the next5 10 yrs where you want to live what u want to live in house apartment,caravan????
17that be a really smart move
19I love lula
27If I won the lottery I'd definitely buy you a caravan mate
28What did you get up to today
19imagine a wife like lula
17hopefully in 5 yrs time your making a living of youtube and can travel around freely
28You’ve inspired me to have a lazy day in tmrw
27The collapse is real in some places already. South Africa is already collapsed it used to be the 4th richest economy in the world under apartheid
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28are you a professional bum?
28Not to late to change your life around
17lazy tend to be highly intelligent
28Some maths debates could get you non lazy
172+2=5
28Are you married / kids?
28At least yall got a head full of hair
17can we meet up for a drink mate sometime I Nedd a friend I'm bored
28Where do you wanna be in 3 years time
27What's the best drug you've ever taken? in terms of the high
28Big session at whetherspoons?
28Novikov?
17let's meet man I don't drink either its just an expression for me we could meet up and chat we defo have laugh go game pool or a good jits class
17il bring my pre diabetic wife
27It might be like an Asperger's convention
17have u got asperges jack
27We do get these women who go after Youtubers. well known phenomena
29How are you jack
29I'm good. How's work been?
30πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§
30damn straight it is the British flag
31vegemite is weird
31awww sweet dawg
17how far can u run mate without stopping u must be reasonably fit I u go for runs
32MAGA
17does your landlord mind u having her
17fuck 4 or 5 miles u fit mate that's a good distance
17sell some gear mate make some fast mon
1712.88 fuck that
17hustling and laziness don't go together
1is it ok to be unabitious
1do you think its ok
33said hi
17calm walks, Not for a man I think we need to challenge ourselves we are hunter gatherers
34Your doggie is gorgeous
35r u high
35u look highπŸ˜…
36Don’t worry I don’t professionally fight anymore but I mean doesn’t really
36You were supposed to laugh maybe the text to speech is fucking up
22are you still doing cooking videos
22you should be consistent at one think
22I recon you do better with a travel channel
22think banned
22I banned from local library
22attacked someone in there
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22how the boxing going
1sleep
17my day 2moro consists of goin to two doctors for 2 sick certs plus a letter saying I'm fit to return as I was out 4 weeks but only one week sick
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17I have tapeworm
37Hi brother
37You look like you have lost weight,looking well
22good to do some boxing training, moving, punching stuff, keeps you a little sharp
17course u can fight mate your only 42 there bkb fighters peaking at 50+
37May I ask brother if you was to hire a personal bodyguard...in this weird fantasy scenario,you had to options David Goggins or Eddie Hall,who would you pick?
38said hi
22safe carmen says should train for defence at all ages , not.just when a young guy, as all people will get older
37Your face looks slimmer for sure,its paying off
22probably not good at your age, getting punched in the head loads, could get some low level cte
37I see,so you would pick the beast Hall. I do fear Goggins would be too emotional to be a bodyguard
22not a lot of point, probably a bad idea, you could.get badly.hurt, swinging with another heavyweight guy
17you've got one hell of a nice gaf mate u clearly own or rent a house and not a room πŸ€” why u say u just rent a room.
37May I ask brother if there was a young man with social anxiety and he wants to join a gym but is too self concious to go alone so he asks you to go along with him for the first day would u do it?
39I WOULD KEEP YOUR FINGERS STUCK UP YOUR NOSE TO STOP THE REST OF YOUR BRAIN FALLING OUT.
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39said hi
37No rush brother
17ifm
17is that your house
17u gotta nice gaf
17so u rent a room off your pops
17does your dad mind u living with him
17wat age your old man
17God bless him πŸ™
17I lost mine he was only 66
37Have you been training more regularly lately? it really shows in your face
17same age and month as his dad
37Thanks for answering.I thought you wld,you have heart
37Ah eating alot less,yea,it shows, you look like you have lost weight to me,face looks way slimmer
37If you was in the gym and you seen a man perving on a woman and it wa so blatant and he even gets his phone out to film her as she squats,would u report it or leave it?
37I love your honesty brother,yea it wld be weired but apparently it happens these days
37I have a question..i think its a good one actually, since your a security guard, if you was asked to guard an illegal migrant hotel ..but this hotels filming rapists that have came into the uk
37illegaly, so wld you take it?
37hotels holding rapists**
37If you dont want to answer I understand completely..i dont want your channel took down
37If you was in the gym and two men were arguing over something petty like who gets to use the bench press,things escalate,they are given eachother death stares,would u get involved or ignore it?
32dogs are the best
40yo
37This petty argument gets a bit more heated, one says ''ill smash you to fookin bits lad!!'' the other says ''this is my bloody bench press and I was here first!'' you burst out laughing because he
37sounds so childish but the gym is under staffed and they ask you to get involved,would u?
41ben dover ma nigga
41omg I found a new hobby
41onto the next one
35i went and back and u r steel high manπŸ˜‚
37I got a question, a weird one, you are asked to be Putins personal bodyguard, what sort of changes would u feel you have to make in terms of..how more serious wld u have to take it and how nervous
37would you be?
37Your first jobs with Putin are simply to escort him from his Limo to certain buildings etc
42evening jack
42do you think you could take on one of those big kazakhs?
17putin was ex kgb I'm sure he's able to look after himself if he was atacked one on one
42maybe i mean the mongols
42the huge buggars
37Thanks for answering. I always enjoy your well thought out answers. I ask this because I seen some clips of Putins bodyguards here on youtube very good at what they do
43said hi
42someone gonna say 'ere putin, have you eard of this jack tisson fella, he is right tasty, let's poach him from his bouncing job in essex!'
37I have a question,lets say your in this third world country for some visitthe people are friendly but ver poor,the way of living unfortunately causes deformities which isnt unusual,remember Indian
37elephant man? well in this country theres awonderful family with a son who has a nose shaped like a penis ,you think it disgusting and funny at the same time,you can hardly avoid looking,ever time
37u do,your disgusted well your over for dinner,they want you seated in front of him,how would u deal with it?
42what kind of question is that dale?
42headbutt the buggar
42did you leave ya bed today jack or no?
44Big back
42i wonder consider it based ngl
42i wanna see you give a piggy back ride to putin
42put a smile on his face
42would you keep ya pizzpots off the table?
42just outta respect
37By the way brother Seb Jones the apparent ''sage'' is still putting out videos on how ordinary people can somehow become enlightened like him
45Hi
45Are you high
42ever feel despair jack
42i been doing pretty well recently but still feel restless and empty tbh
42like life is without meaning
37Apparently Seb Jones has reached even higher levels of enlightenment
45Idk
42when you lose a couple of stones you are enlightened...geddit 😸
37You look well,cant deny it brother,whateve ryour doing keep it up
42tbh i think i am less depressed recently because i haven't been binge eating
42what is that you're drinking, looks like pond water jack
37I dont know what Seb Jones means when he says enlightenment..I dont even think he knows. I find it difficult to watch him, he literally calls himself a ''sage'' and never judges anyone
46its chad diaraea
46to absorb their power
37simply because he meditates and does nofap
42lol bop
42even the faeces of chad will increase your smv by several points
46lool
42chad just throws it out, but it is nectar to sub 3s
46hahahha
46one chads trash is another subhumans treasure
42haha
46what is it called if youre good looking but only in a masculine way
42grug maxxed? πŸ€”
46oh yeah
42that is a good question jack
42do women prefer chad to gigachad
42i think they do
46like vanilla ice in the movie cool as ice
42i understand the female glare, i get that a lot
46I get the female distain XD
42if looks could kill
42they would kill sub 3s
46Sometimes groups of women laugh at me when i walk past
46yeah jack they hiss
46and spit
46and point
42at first you think it is a football chant, but then you notice it is about you
46when i go to the local tesco they all throw rotten vegetables at me
46and put banana peels in my path so i slip
42haha
47remember you in jail
42i'm a subhuman and i'm mad as hell and i'm not gonna take it any more!
46loooool
47jail storys
46when i walk to the shop women stop me and ask for my number so they can block it
46:face-red-droopy-eyes:
42when i walk into the shop women hold the door open and I think they are doing a nice gesture, just so they can slam it in my face at the last minute
46lool
42haha
46please show your humanity card sir if you wish to enter the bar
48Say purple burglar alarm
42unlike 1000 monkeys writing on typewriters, 1000 subhumans will never write shakespeare, only subhuman over and over again for eternity
42purple aki's big hands
42how was today jack
42my today been alright tbh
42is our level of laziness as natural as our subhumanity?
42or is it learned behaviour
49it takes balls to be lazy. that's my excuse. it's easy to just run around chasing a few quid that's what everyone does
42do you think spergs are naturally lazy
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42i have been thinking and i think my laziness comes from doing too many things properly, i had to learn to do some things only ok
42lol the dogs paw
46sub canine
42she lovely dog
42dogs know how to live gotta hand it to them
46jack does ur dogs paw smell like rice crackers
42do you walk the dogs much
42do you think the typical dog has a better life than the typical sub 3
42no woman is as spiteful to a dog as she is to a sub 3
46dogs get neutered
46so idk
42boys get psychologically neutured by our feminised society
42some even troo n their boys out
42transgender thing
42make them think they are girls, big thing with single mums
42more in america but coming over here too
46ive noticed that female shop workers are very blunt with me except for the ones from thailand
46they are less blunt after i go to the barbers though
46theres definitely a reason
46:awesome:
42as you open the frozen chicken, the bird itself comes back from the dead to whisper to you....sub human!
42getting mogged by a dead frozen chicken
46loool
46ahahah
46terminal subhumanity
46yeah it was really good haha
42you think you might catch a break in the park and sit on a bench under a tree and a load of pigeons come out a sht all over you. the tree is so repulsed by your presence it drops pinecones on ya head
46loooool
42you see a cute little squirrel coming past and it stops in its tracks, takes one look and launchs itself at your ear, just like mike tyson
42the raw unbridled hatred of a squirrel for a sub 3
42you are ruining the squirrels day game in the park
46a homeless man offers you his change cup
46and tells you to get yourself a mask
42then he takes down his covid mask and coughs in your face
46lool
42where sub 3s less persecuted in the past jack
42is that true?
42interesting
42i preferred dandy myself
50hello!!
42we nearly had one with that rory stewart
42he is a pure sub 3 specimen
32smoke a doobie
50how are you today?
42sometimes day have to be lazy
42are you ever angry about your lot in life jack
42did you read nietzsche, i tried but couldn't hardly understand it tbh
32god is alive
51shoutout???
32can you shout out my brother hugh janus
32thank you
46jack can u shouout my best mate nick gurh
46hahahahha
46sorry
42god dammit
32lmao
42naughty bop
46sorry
46that was out of order from me
42let's pretend nothing happened
32can you shout out my uncle mike hunt
42what is your fave walkers crips flavour jack?
8bop u savage
42all out of chad's faeces
8what was in the cup?
46i feel bad now
46delete the live jack
46after
46so u dont get banned
52Hey bro I keep hearing Indian, is that true
46i feel bad
42bop is right to delete though
8^
42just in case
46ive had too many beers
42i suppose it is in his name so fair warning
46im bang out of order
8Well u learned something at least
42does any good come out of laziness?
8bop, u need to give us 100 press ups for that
46can i do 100 beer raises
8careful with all the heavy lifting
46xD
46im not racist btw
46thank u sir
46:elbowcough:
46i heard jackie chan would beat up bruce lee
42that quentin tarantino filmed made a mockery of bruce lee, can;t remember what it was called
42i really like jackie brown
42my fave of his
42you should watch it
42it is a lesser known one
8I like the rush hour films
42kill bill number 1 was good too
42how about that david carradine eh, died while having an unsual wannkk
42he choked himself but went too far
42that is some next level wannkin
42he wanted to be a gooner, but ended up a goner
8are you sure jack n Gill went up the hill to fetch water? could of been up to anything
32USA"S GOING TO WAR WITH ENGLAND
42HAHAHA
42you should display them next to each other so scientists can decide
42grug no goon, grug use club
42they have that scouse brow thing going on
42if she can cook and clean
42neaderthal lives matter
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8not completly putting her off the cards
42what u say to him
8oh foo koff
42haven't seen old its a name in a while
42i remember the one before this
8wonder how itsa is doing
42was sad when you left
8think I saw u make vids before but only seen u live here
42what was your first one, i remember the jack tisson channel before this one
8feel free to rant about hoofy doofz
8try it on us lol
42lol
53sorry I wish I could understand British people
42yes nfg tell us, would you?
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54Hey London here
42every dya of the week
42and twice on sunday
8the imperfections are often what makes something or someone perfect
8didn't say I'd date one but spend the evening maybe haha
8make good housewives probably
42do you think a neanderthal could make a good victoria sponge cake?
8Good child bearing hips 🀣
42i like a woman with a bit of bone in her face
8have a good one ✌✌✌
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