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	1	I can't hear you Jack..hello.
	1	hows it going
	1	Jack. you're letting the hair grow.
	1	may as well. it's winter
	2	was up
	2	get bodycam
	2	sub 5 footage in uk warehouse christmas time
	2	or tesco festive college
	2	festive colleuge for tesco
	2	and get bodycam
	1	Dogs are great.
	2	📷 🤳 📹 🎥
	2	📷 🤳 📹 🎥 📸 🎦 📷
	3	sup dude
	1	Jack.nhars question..will you ignore Christmas or will you mark it in a religious sense. I find fellas off the drink appreciate the time more. sober Christmas 👍
	2	Christmas time we let in life
	2	🎅 🧑‍🎄 🤶 🧑‍🎄
	2	RIP
	2	to farther
	1	sorry Jack. I didn't mean to ask an awkward question.
	2	🎄 🇨🇽 🎅 🌲 🧑‍🎄 🎄
	2	yeah in 2024
	2	I should of came over
	2	I wish I did now
	4	where you from bro
	2	yeah 2024 summer time it was
	2	evening about 6 pm- 8pm
	2	I was staying in ibis hotel
	0	26ChwKGkNPMnhob0s4LXBBREZRZ0sxZ0FkbF9ZQ05n
	2	and I went to get drinks
	5	This guy looks like ALF
	0	26ChwKGkNORHhfWjY4LXBBREZlOEcxZ0FkZDlFblBR
	5	Google him. He's a puppet
	6	Are you Welshman or British
	2	welsh people are sensitive
	6	You’re accent sounds like Welsh
	1	I have a Welsh neighbor. he's quiet spoken. doesn't have a strong Welsh accent
	6	How is the life in the London
	2	Ireland 🇮🇪 Welsh English or Scottish
	2	which is best?
	0	Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.
	2	1- English 2- Ireland 3- Wales 4- Scotland
	2	that's my order
	2	Scottish people don't really like English that much
	2	Ireland are cool
	7	Hi Jack, Has Mike Oxmall been on this stream tonight?
	2	and most wales people are cool
	6	What’s the difference between Englishmen or British men
	7	You know Mike Oxmall he was on your last stream
	2	English people are stiff upper lip and most are polite and well mannered
	6	Why do Irish people hate the queen and the royal family
	7	Mike Oxmall is from Ireland
	8	Who is this geezer
	8	Cromwell didn’t go far enough
	2	Did you pay for your dad's funeral
	2	4 k
	6	Who’s speaking the strongest accent
	2	dignity
	2	my grandparents also died
	2	this year
	8	Bit deep Alex
	2	dignity coffin ⚰
	9	CAN I TONGUE PUNCH YOUR FART BOX
	2	I stay in my grandparent house so it weird
	8	Favourite episode of my little pony?
	6	Did you ever joined a bareknuckle fight
	6	Im actually from Germany
	2	Christmas time again 🎅 🧑‍🎄 🎅 🧑‍🎄 2025 over omg
	6	Pablo Escobar is from Colombia yea
	2	scary as fuck
	6	Berlin actually
	2	time 🕑 🕙 🕚 🕐 flies
	6	But not OG German. Grand father immigrated in the 70s to Germany
	6	I really wanna visit fucking London but the all the stabbing is true pal
	6	The first one is correct
	2	🇩🇪 🇩🇪 🇩🇪
	6	For me is boring. I just saw anything
	6	The current heavy weight boxer is Kurdish from Germany. Before that they were those Vladimir and Vitali
	10	yoo
	11	fighting is seen as low brow
	6	Right now the mma is dominated by those Dagestan people
	6	They are insane people bro
	2	my grandparents died age 84 and 97
	11	they don't wanna be associated with fighting sports, it's considered low class
	2	now I am left here alone
	2	age pill 💊 💊 💊 💊 brutal
	6	Dagestan is more crazy
	6	Khamzat is Chechen from Sweden and living now in UAE
	2	need move body once you stop moving you are dying
	11	you only had grandparents?
	2	movement is key
	11	84 and 97 is high age though
	6	I mean this guy Islam he just took now the 2nd bell JDM
	6	Turkey invented that shit but during the takeover Ottoman Empire they lost their tradition to wrestling even though Riza Kayaalp is in competition level from Anatolia turkey
	6	Man you look really tired i wish you all the best
	2	dating is fucked, housing is fucked , job market is fucked
	2	would you ever join the Royal navy
	11	did you go to the woods yet with the dog?
	2	can you join millitary at age 40
	11	in the case of a conflict maybe lol
	11	they would draft your 40yo ass real quick if they get attacked
	2	what are the age requirements for millitary in uk
	2	I think its 18- 44
	11	I mean it depends
	11	not everything has to be done while young
	2	how many points you got on car 🚗 you got any I have 3 points
	2	what age did you say you started driving 🚗
	2	if you dont put in work in 20s them put work in 30s if you don't put work in 30s put work in 40s and then by 50 your fuckdd
	2	unless you go gym regularly and self care like fuck
	12	I've been suffering with a cod the last few days, do you suffer with the often? How do you deal with them? I imagine you would get colds with the caliber of your schnozel
	11	lol but that can burn you out too
	11	or you end up with injuries etc.
	13	ARE YOU HIDING IN YOUR BUNK ON A SUBMARINE???
	2	wow
	12	My brother convinced me to go travel with him up to Carlisle, it really knocked it out of me
	2	😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣
	2	😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂
	2	📞 📲 🤙 ☎ fake call 📞 pizza 🍕 delivery on live stream
	2	or fake call 📞 📞 📞 📞 some hotel 🏨
	11	again it depends
	11	many intellectuals and artists do their best work at 40+
	11	for example
	2	it's not over at 42
	2	your half way through life
	2	self care is important at your age thou and exercises and good diet
	11	wasn't it Schopenhauer who said that you learn until 40 and then put what you learnt to work
	11	something to that extent
	2	it's not over until you can't move properly and are wheel chair bound or bed bound
	2	if you can move and have ait in your lungs 🫁 you have life
	12	Would you want to work security at the UFC?
	11	yeah I mean in sports it's usually over at 35 on top level competitiveness, but there are other things you can do so
	14	go to sleep
	2	if you can move and have air in your lungs 🫁 and are able bodied you have life
	11	for example, someone at 40+ can become a top level sports teacher instead
	11	coach
	12	@alexpt166 struggling with the airing my lungs part ATM, have a cold
	11	there are coaches who weren't even good players lol
	2	someone 40 plus ➕ can do alot of jobs and have good wisdom
	14	Do you have a wood burning stove like one of the little ones that goes in a corner.
	2	depending on how well they have looked after themselves they will still be good for jobs
	11	I know one in soccer called Jürgen Klopp. He wasn't that good a player but now is a top coach lol
	15	evening
	11	I'm not into soccer but just happen to know that one
	2	in top level sports yeah by 40 but then there are people like ronaldo who is 40 and still playing
	15	morning sorry
	16	morning
	11	@Norma I've just read that wood burning in rooms is actually cancer causing af
	11	and underrated
	2	RIP sir tisson ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰
	17	hello goons
	17	Jack why do you call yourself a goon?
	17	you are Gentleman Jack
	11	yeah I'm not a fan of too much self-deprecation
	12	You must have been the tallest lad in your school, peaked in primary?
	2	your bones and muscles can stay strong through gym and lifting
	17	Jack did you have a lot of girlfriends in your school years?
	2	Eddie Hall 500 kg deadlift insane
	11	Jack you could become a martial arts coach instead maybe
	2	there will be a chad right now who is 13 years old growing up
	11	you'd be a good teacher I'm sure
	11	mobile phones became big at like 1995
	11	the oldschool dumbphones
	2	he was a bully bou
	2	bully boy in 🏫
	2	school
	11	yea that's what I mean
	2	yeah up until 2009 people socialised
	2	socialised
	11	and then I entered the internet in like 1998
	2	now since about 2015
	18	I didn't know you were Jewish
	11	I was one of the first lol
	2	2015 things started too change
	17	neighborhood kids would be friends with each other. I remember when some kids would knock on the door to become friends
	11	for my age I mean
	2	now people are dopamine saturated
	2	pmo is real dead eyes
	17	nowadays people don't want to know their neighbors
	2	dead 👀 👁 😵 🙈
	2	remember them
	2	PMO eyes 👀 👀 👀 👀
	11	I don't know either lol
	2	people don't socialize normal now
	2	everyone is retarted
	11	oh that zoomer look or whatever?
	11	Gen Z stare
	15	how the world has changed as a kids.. the future looks very blik..
	17	Jack what was your first experience with seeing adult movies. Do you think the youth of today are corrupted very early in their lives?
	2	what would you do on first date if the girl just sits there and expects you buy everything
	15	the white house farm
	19	Can a ADHD person lives in torment
	20	Hey jack
	20	i escaped inceldom last night
	15	every one had a m8 with all the porn lol
	2	up to age 30 your a baby come one
	15	that's so ture and bins
	11	you can't even control it at that age
	11	you just have to give in
	15	my next door neighbor used to sun bath topleess in the garden all my m8s used to come around
	20	she wants to get married apparently
	11	I went and bought some myself lol
	20	and have 5 kids
	11	I remember the lady would just sell it to me even though I was like 13 years old
	21	you are cornholio
	17	probably a homeless person?
	22	How often would you say you GOON? Daily, Hourly, Minutely?
	2	porno magazines were a real.thing up until ages 21
	2	2009
	2	After year 2015 things changed
	20	jack is that your new gooning hood
	2	and technology started taking over poeple heads
	20	gooning quiff as well, fucked up shit XD
	2	yeah pedo in woods 🪵 🪵
	15	HIT THE LIKES PEOPLE
	20	ahahahhahahha
	20	thats so weird
	12	You kinda look like a raddish with current get up
	20	a true hero of your time
	20	a good man
	15	so he can wank over you
	21	where in UK you
	2	he in london
	2	Peckham
	21	Cornwall here
	20	i wish i had a riddler when i was coming up
	12	Fiddler on the roof ❌ Riddler in the woods ☑
	20	its because you solved the true riddle, the riddle of who he was..
	15	locked up
	20	nah wtf
	20	the riddler is actually a true super hero
	17	so a random man used to approach your friends with riddles?
	17	Riddler 😄
	11	right that's what I thought: today he'd be called a nonce
	20	he was an eccentric sort of whimsical fellow
	20	almost like a fairy tale come to life
	17	what area did he stay in? did he live in the woods?
	20	The diddler
	15	THE FIDDLE
	11	today he could do the exact same thing and he'd be considered a nonce 🤣
	20	I remember one of the riddles. whats long hard and meaty but isnt a sausage. One of my favourites tbh.
	15	was it Gary glitter
	17	yeah, today a Riddler couldn't exist. He would be put online and labeled a nonce
	20	'we used to go behind a black bin' 'wasnt a nonce'
	20	HAHAAH
	20	this is so funny
	17	was he mentally handicapped? maybe autistic?
	20	go into the dark cellar and you will find a freshly cooked sausage for you all
	20	they need to make a movie about this
	11	lol
	20	was the riddler a hard man
	17	a hard man wouldn't do Riddles 😄
	20	the riddler was actually lenny mclean
	17	and give out candy
	15	did you expect drinks off him and did you bum hurt later l9l
	20	i actually believe he wasnt
	20	i think he was benevolent
	20	maybe he was a nonce but he only bummed u if you failed to pass the riddle
	11	there was a myth of a flasher in our bushes
	17	they would have been homeless
	15	THE 80S AND 90S THE BEST TIMES OF MY LIFE
	17	Jack what were women like back in those days?
	15	easy
	23	Middle aged goon stream
	20	the 90s were great, you could be an old man in a bush and not be judged
	15	in my teens driff girl every week lol
	20	Bushes back then werent woke
	20	bushes had morals
	11	yeah you can't really remember it objectively when you were still a teen
	15	every one would be in the town
	11	father figures were still somewhat present
	11	to some extent at least
	17	yes, no one respects older people, unless they are senior citizens
	17	school fights were very common
	11	it was much more ethnically homogeneous still
	17	I think they are more desensitized, not necessarily tougher
	11	oh that's why you told me to visit Basildon
	24	How's it going?
	11	yea we had some with a foreign background, but usually it was white migrants
	11	then it didn't even really matter
	12	White births are only 55% now, gonna be a very different country in another 30 years
	25	here we go again
	26	you look like your circumcised
	17	why were you on the street? what happened after they took you back to their place
	11	were there a lot of punks and skinheads in your area
	11	we had a lot and it wasn't even in Britain lol
	24	This sounds like bad experiences.
	24	Any good experiences? Someone told me I could put a glass eye to sleep tonight.
	27	evening all. get out of this cow please.
	17	but why did the prostitutes pick you up? was it because your were homeless?
	24	You talked about disturbing things you saw, was there anything good you remember atall?
	24	How about age 21?
	28	cmon British
	11	they must've viewed you as an easy target
	11	maybe bad combination with being tall
	29	where you from lad. you sound british
	29	Once I caught a fish alive
	24	haha
	29	ptsd does that to you too
	30	Reminds me of Monty Python
	29	I fatt in your general direction
	30	The nights that say knee
	30	Know where I might be able to get some shrubbery
	29	you good bro? you seem emotional
	24	Stay out of the woods
	24	You're alright now though
	29	a hard life builds character. People are funked up
	29	nowadays you're getting stabbed in train stations
	24	It's even more dangerous out there, we are becoming the 3rd world.
	29	that's funked up. he could've asked for a pull
	29	I nearly got robbed by new street when I when I went for an interview. the stones came to help me and scared him away
	31	no gooning
	29	stoners*
	29	nah birmingham
	32	Liverpool sucks
	24	Now they carry blades/machete
	29	back then people had balls and could fight. now it's just kids with blades
	24	There was more empathy then too, we were more human.
	29	it wouldn't be so bad if they didn't harm civilians
	29	garage violence is one thing but they assume
	29	show us the good boy
	24	They bully each other online then kick their heads in at school
	29	I'd think you have a jack Russell terrier
	22	Are you gooning again blud
	24	Dogs are great
	24	The teachers are scared of the parents
	29	that's the government. theydixtate the curriculum
	24	Is your dog there?
	29	they dictate
	29	you ever been to prison
	24	Yes he has
	29	which one? I work at winson green
	29	no
	29	business administration
	24	I am; for immigration.
	29	I'm not built to be an officer
	24	It's from the old film 'Gaslight' where the husband tries to drive the wife mad to get her money.
	29	its fxujed up. they only offer tou AP for the licence
	29	letting these illegals have 4* hotels and credit
	24	There are alot of psychopaths operating in this world
	24	When are you writing a book?
	29	that don't matter. some authority figures need to be put in their place
	29	just don't go back
	24	Self preservation must take priority though, don't rattle the cages.
	33	is it cold where you are
	29	I appreciate all you said today. I needto knock out. Good luck to you brother. I have work in the morning. take care and stay blessed. I'll keep you in my prayers
	24	Have to be selfish sometimes. Can help others but you must have enough for yourself as well.
	24	I'm glad you've got a dog, they are a great comfort.
	24	I imagine you working in the pub
	24	Pub landlord
	24	I reckon you would be great with youths, encouraging them at sports or whatever
	24	Some people are great at making stuff like woodwork
	24	I always thought Winona Ryder would have been better at female lead.
	24	Write a book. Type it at the library.
	24	Prison and your life, good and bad or just your feelings about the times we live in
	24	Not boring. You're here alive, your dog loves you, people listen to you.
	24	Pakistan is grim
	24	Agreed
	12	when did gooner start meaning horny or whacking off and stopped meaning fan of arsenal football club
	24	Bless him
	24	Time to sleep, prayers for you and your doggy, he is family. God Bless.
	24	I will be back next week
	11	I mean if you found someone who really gets along with the dog, you could give it to him
	11	true Britain seems scary with all the surveillance and now even AI coming in
	11	when I travel there I go with the full expectation of getting searched and tracked once after I cross the border
	0	26ChwKGkNJZXA3czdNLXBBREZTQ1k1UWNkTW40Z013
	11	no no I mean Britain lol
	11	I don't really wanna go to Asia
	11	I feel the same about my country, I moved to a rural area and it's boring and uninspiring as hell lol
	11	exactly Britain is becoming a full-on surveillance state it seems. now even with AI
	34	Perhaps if you went to bed at a decent time?
	12	and go where? the whole western world is facing similar issues, maybe somewhere like USA or New Zealand could be good
	11	I think I might to a French-speaking region because I can speak a bit French
	11	nice night
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I can't hear you Jack..hello.

hows it going

Jack. you're letting the hair grow.

may as well. it's winter

was up

get bodycam

sub 5 footage in uk warehouse christmas time

or tesco festive college

festive colleuge for tesco

and get bodycam

Dogs are great.

📷 🤳 📹 🎥

📷 🤳 📹 🎥 📸 🎦 📷

sup dude

Jack.nhars question..will you ignore Christmas or will you mark it in a religious sense. I find fellas off the drink appreciate the time more. sober Christmas 👍

Christmas time we let in life

🎅 🧑‍🎄 🤶 🧑‍🎄

RIP

to farther

sorry Jack. I didn't mean to ask an awkward question.

🎄 🇨🇽 🎅 🌲 🧑‍🎄 🎄

yeah in 2024

I should of came over

I wish I did now

where you from bro

yeah 2024 summer time it was

evening about 6 pm- 8pm

I was staying in ibis hotel

2*6*ChwKGkNPMnhob0s4LXBBREZRZ0sxZ0FkbF9ZQ05n

and I went to get drinks

This guy looks like ALF

2*6*ChwKGkNORHhfWjY4LXBBREZlOEcxZ0FkZDlFblBR

Google him. He's a puppet

Are you Welshman or British

welsh people are sensitive

You’re accent sounds like Welsh

I have a Welsh neighbor. he's quiet spoken. doesn't have a strong Welsh accent

How is the life in the London

Ireland 🇮🇪 Welsh English or Scottish

which is best?

Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.

1- English 2- Ireland 3- Wales 4- Scotland

that's my order

Scottish people don't really like English that much

Ireland are cool

Hi Jack, Has Mike Oxmall been on this stream tonight?

and most wales people are cool

What’s the difference between Englishmen or British men

You know Mike Oxmall he was on your last stream

English people are stiff upper lip and most are polite and well mannered

Why do Irish people hate the queen and the royal family

Mike Oxmall is from Ireland

Who is this geezer

Cromwell didn’t go far enough

Did you pay for your dad's funeral

4 k

Who’s speaking the strongest accent

dignity

my grandparents also died

this year

Bit deep Alex

dignity coffin ⚰

CAN I TONGUE PUNCH YOUR FART BOX

I stay in my grandparent house so it weird

Favourite episode of my little pony?

Did you ever joined a bareknuckle fight

Im actually from Germany

Christmas time again 🎅 🧑‍🎄 🎅 🧑‍🎄 2025 over omg

Pablo Escobar is from Colombia yea

scary as fuck

Berlin actually

time 🕑 🕙 🕚 🕐 flies

But not OG German. Grand father immigrated in the 70s to Germany

I really wanna visit fucking London but the all the stabbing is true pal

The first one is correct

🇩🇪 🇩🇪 🇩🇪

For me is boring. I just saw anything

The current heavy weight boxer is Kurdish from Germany. Before that they were those Vladimir and Vitali

yoo

fighting is seen as low brow

Right now the mma is dominated by those Dagestan people

They are insane people bro

my grandparents died age 84 and 97

they don't wanna be associated with fighting sports, it's considered low class

now I am left here alone

age pill 💊 💊 💊 💊 brutal

Dagestan is more crazy

Khamzat is Chechen from Sweden and living now in UAE

need move body once you stop moving you are dying

you only had grandparents?

movement is key

84 and 97 is high age though

I mean this guy Islam he just took now the 2nd bell JDM

Turkey invented that shit but during the takeover Ottoman Empire they lost their tradition to wrestling even though Riza Kayaalp is in competition level from Anatolia turkey

Man you look really tired i wish you all the best

dating is fucked, housing is fucked , job market is fucked

would you ever join the Royal navy

did you go to the woods yet with the dog?

can you join millitary at age 40

in the case of a conflict maybe lol

they would draft your 40yo ass real quick if they get attacked

what are the age requirements for millitary in uk

I think its 18- 44

I mean it depends

not everything has to be done while young

how many points you got on car 🚗 you got any I have 3 points

what age did you say you started driving 🚗

if you dont put in work in 20s them put work in 30s if you don't put work in 30s put work in 40s and then by 50 your fuckdd

unless you go gym regularly and self care like fuck

I've been suffering with a cod the last few days, do you suffer with the often? How do you deal with them? I imagine you would get colds with the caliber of your schnozel

lol but that can burn you out too

or you end up with injuries etc.

ARE YOU HIDING IN YOUR BUNK ON A SUBMARINE???

wow

My brother convinced me to go travel with him up to Carlisle, it really knocked it out of me

😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣

😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 🤣 😂

📞 📲 🤙 ☎ fake call 📞 pizza 🍕 delivery on live stream

or fake call 📞 📞 📞 📞 some hotel 🏨

again it depends

many intellectuals and artists do their best work at 40+

for example

it's not over at 42

your half way through life

self care is important at your age thou and exercises and good diet

wasn't it Schopenhauer who said that you learn until 40 and then put what you learnt to work

something to that extent

it's not over until you can't move properly and are wheel chair bound or bed bound

if you can move and have ait in your lungs 🫁 you have life

Would you want to work security at the UFC?

yeah I mean in sports it's usually over at 35 on top level competitiveness, but there are other things you can do so

go to sleep

if you can move and have air in your lungs 🫁 and are able bodied you have life

for example, someone at 40+ can become a top level sports teacher instead

coach

@alexpt166 struggling with the airing my lungs part ATM, have a cold

there are coaches who weren't even good players lol

someone 40 plus ➕ can do alot of jobs and have good wisdom

Do you have a wood burning stove like one of the little ones that goes in a corner.

depending on how well they have looked after themselves they will still be good for jobs

I know one in soccer called Jürgen Klopp. He wasn't that good a player but now is a top coach lol

evening

I'm not into soccer but just happen to know that one

in top level sports yeah by 40 but then there are people like ronaldo who is 40 and still playing

morning sorry

morning

@Norma I've just read that wood burning in rooms is actually cancer causing af

and underrated

RIP sir tisson ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰ ⚰

hello goons

Jack why do you call yourself a goon?

you are Gentleman Jack

yeah I'm not a fan of too much self-deprecation

You must have been the tallest lad in your school, peaked in primary?

your bones and muscles can stay strong through gym and lifting

Jack did you have a lot of girlfriends in your school years?

Eddie Hall 500 kg deadlift insane

Jack you could become a martial arts coach instead maybe

there will be a chad right now who is 13 years old growing up

you'd be a good teacher I'm sure

mobile phones became big at like 1995

the oldschool dumbphones

he was a bully bou

bully boy in 🏫

school

yea that's what I mean

yeah up until 2009 people socialised

socialised

and then I entered the internet in like 1998

now since about 2015

I didn't know you were Jewish

I was one of the first lol

2015 things started too change

neighborhood kids would be friends with each other. I remember when some kids would knock on the door to become friends

for my age I mean

now people are dopamine saturated

pmo is real dead eyes

nowadays people don't want to know their neighbors

dead 👀 👁 😵 🙈

remember them

PMO eyes 👀 👀 👀 👀

I don't know either lol

people don't socialize normal now

everyone is retarted

oh that zoomer look or whatever?

Gen Z stare

how the world has changed as a kids.. the future looks very blik..

Jack what was your first experience with seeing adult movies. Do you think the youth of today are corrupted very early in their lives?

what would you do on first date if the girl just sits there and expects you buy everything

the white house farm

Can a ADHD person lives in torment

Hey jack

i escaped inceldom last night

every one had a m8 with all the porn lol

up to age 30 your a baby come one

that's so ture and bins

you can't even control it at that age

you just have to give in

my next door neighbor used to sun bath topleess in the garden all my m8s used to come around

she wants to get married apparently

I went and bought some myself lol

and have 5 kids

I remember the lady would just sell it to me even though I was like 13 years old

you are cornholio

probably a homeless person?

How often would you say you GOON? Daily, Hourly, Minutely?

porno magazines were a real.thing up until ages 21

2009

After year 2015 things changed

jack is that your new gooning hood

and technology started taking over poeple heads

gooning quiff as well, fucked up shit XD

yeah pedo in woods 🪵 🪵

HIT THE LIKES PEOPLE

ahahahhahahha

thats so weird

You kinda look like a raddish with current get up

a true hero of your time

a good man

so he can wank over you

where in UK you

he in london

Peckham

Cornwall here

i wish i had a riddler when i was coming up

Fiddler on the roof ❌ Riddler in the woods ☑

its because you solved the true riddle, the riddle of who he was..

locked up

nah wtf

the riddler is actually a true super hero

so a random man used to approach your friends with riddles?

Riddler 😄

right that's what I thought: today he'd be called a nonce

he was an eccentric sort of whimsical fellow

almost like a fairy tale come to life

what area did he stay in? did he live in the woods?

The diddler

THE FIDDLE

today he could do the exact same thing and he'd be considered a nonce 🤣

I remember one of the riddles. whats long hard and meaty but isnt a sausage. One of my favourites tbh.

was it Gary glitter

yeah, today a Riddler couldn't exist. He would be put online and labeled a nonce

'we used to go behind a black bin' 'wasnt a nonce'

HAHAAH

this is so funny

was he mentally handicapped? maybe autistic?

go into the dark cellar and you will find a freshly cooked sausage for you all

they need to make a movie about this

lol

was the riddler a hard man

a hard man wouldn't do Riddles 😄

the riddler was actually lenny mclean

and give out candy

did you expect drinks off him and did you bum hurt later l9l

i actually believe he wasnt

i think he was benevolent

maybe he was a nonce but he only bummed u if you failed to pass the riddle

there was a myth of a flasher in our bushes

they would have been homeless

THE 80S AND 90S THE BEST TIMES OF MY LIFE

Jack what were women like back in those days?

easy

Middle aged goon stream

the 90s were great, you could be an old man in a bush and not be judged

in my teens driff girl every week lol

Bushes back then werent woke

bushes had morals

yeah you can't really remember it objectively when you were still a teen

every one would be in the town

father figures were still somewhat present

to some extent at least

yes, no one respects older people, unless they are senior citizens

school fights were very common

it was much more ethnically homogeneous still

I think they are more desensitized, not necessarily tougher

oh that's why you told me to visit Basildon

How's it going?

yea we had some with a foreign background, but usually it was white migrants

then it didn't even really matter

White births are only 55% now, gonna be a very different country in another 30 years

here we go again

you look like your circumcised

why were you on the street? what happened after they took you back to their place

were there a lot of punks and skinheads in your area

we had a lot and it wasn't even in Britain lol

This sounds like bad experiences.

Any good experiences? Someone told me I could put a glass eye to sleep tonight.

evening all. get out of this cow please.

but why did the prostitutes pick you up? was it because your were homeless?

You talked about disturbing things you saw, was there anything good you remember atall?

How about age 21?

cmon British

they must've viewed you as an easy target

maybe bad combination with being tall

where you from lad. you sound british

Once I caught a fish alive

haha

ptsd does that to you too

Reminds me of Monty Python

I fatt in your general direction

The nights that say knee

Know where I might be able to get some shrubbery

you good bro? you seem emotional

Stay out of the woods

You're alright now though

a hard life builds character. People are funked up

nowadays you're getting stabbed in train stations

It's even more dangerous out there, we are becoming the 3rd world.

that's funked up. he could've asked for a pull

I nearly got robbed by new street when I when I went for an interview. the stones came to help me and scared him away

no gooning

stoners*

nah birmingham

Liverpool sucks

Now they carry blades/machete

back then people had balls and could fight. now it's just kids with blades

There was more empathy then too, we were more human.

it wouldn't be so bad if they didn't harm civilians

garage violence is one thing but they assume

show us the good boy

They bully each other online then kick their heads in at school

I'd think you have a jack Russell terrier

Are you gooning again blud

Dogs are great

The teachers are scared of the parents

that's the government. theydixtate the curriculum

Is your dog there?

they dictate

you ever been to prison

Yes he has

which one? I work at winson green

business administration

I am; for immigration.

I'm not built to be an officer

It's from the old film 'Gaslight' where the husband tries to drive the wife mad to get her money.

its fxujed up. they only offer tou AP for the licence

letting these illegals have 4* hotels and credit

There are alot of psychopaths operating in this world

When are you writing a book?

that don't matter. some authority figures need to be put in their place

just don't go back

Self preservation must take priority though, don't rattle the cages.

is it cold where you are

I appreciate all you said today. I needto knock out. Good luck to you brother. I have work in the morning. take care and stay blessed. I'll keep you in my prayers

Have to be selfish sometimes. Can help others but you must have enough for yourself as well.

I'm glad you've got a dog, they are a great comfort.

I imagine you working in the pub

Pub landlord

I reckon you would be great with youths, encouraging them at sports or whatever

Some people are great at making stuff like woodwork

I always thought Winona Ryder would have been better at female lead.

Write a book. Type it at the library.

Prison and your life, good and bad or just your feelings about the times we live in

Not boring. You're here alive, your dog loves you, people listen to you.

Pakistan is grim

Agreed

when did gooner start meaning horny or whacking off and stopped meaning fan of arsenal football club

Bless him

Time to sleep, prayers for you and your doggy, he is family. God Bless.

I will be back next week

I mean if you found someone who really gets along with the dog, you could give it to him

true Britain seems scary with all the surveillance and now even AI coming in

when I travel there I go with the full expectation of getting searched and tracked once after I cross the border

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no no I mean Britain lol

I don't really wanna go to Asia

I feel the same about my country, I moved to a rural area and it's boring and uninspiring as hell lol

exactly Britain is becoming a full-on surveillance state it seems. now even with AI

Perhaps if you went to bed at a decent time?

and go where? the whole western world is facing similar issues, maybe somewhere like USA or New Zealand could be good

I think I might to a French-speaking region because I can speak a bit French

nice night

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