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| 0 | I am the great Vladimir Sugmeoff |
| 1 | DrAgMoM |
| 1 | my name is DRAGMOM |
| 1 | why you smiling boy? found some fresh vagene? |
| 0 | what kind of drugs is that |
| 1 | I just unsubbed from him lol |
| 0 | sounds like a celebration is in order |
| 1 | I never watch and he is always streaming |
| 0 | 12 hours of raging comin up |
| 0 | I was brushing my teeth last night listening to him say, word for word, what I predicted he would say |
| 0 | Chad confirmed |
| 1 | lol, I got no mustasch no more |
| 1 | too much too maintain |
| 1 | avoid maintenance, life hack |
| 1 | it is knitting not sewing |
| 1 | the knitting chaos |
| 1 | yes |
| 1 | lol |
| 1 | stickkaoset |
| 0 | gesundheit |
| 1 | just told ya, avoid maintenenace |
| 1 | Horse vaping is so normie it is not even funny |
| 1 | so on point to his normie character |
| 0 | hahaha |
| 0 | fuck uuuuu chad bully |
| 1 | I am nt but I just don't vibe with the normies |
| 1 | Windows NT |
| 0 | I think its about being selective on what to go along with |
| 0 | you've seen me sperg about games and other shit, I'm a shape shifting normie |
| 1 | I'm a normie at work |
| 1 | but at night I come out and have to release the sperg |
| 0 | I identify more with incels on lots of shit |
| 1 | Off grid being a brown nose to Hacker in chat smh |
| 0 | hacker spewis |
| 1 | brunnäsa |
| 0 | I'll be whatever I have to be in order to get that sweet dopamine |
| 1 | "my dad told me I was never gonna attract a female" "I love my dad" |
| 0 | savvy guy is like if kevin hart and eeyore had a baby |
| 1 | lol |
| 2 | he just needs to loose weight and lift and quit being so igore |
| 2 | like many |
| 0 | yeah homie needs to manifest a neck |
| 1 | he is so weird because he seems so content in the way he talks about it |
| 0 | before he rizzes up the 18 year olds |
| 2 | his face wud look way better |
| 1 | step 1: leanmaxx |
| 0 | he has the flat affect in a lot of his videos, I think it's another autism case |
| 1 | always be lean |
| 0 | that and leaving the smoke alarm beeping makes me think there's something deep going on |
| 2 | u really gotta not be faaaaaaaaat |
| 1 | autism is a truecel trait |
| 1 | @HorseheadNebula85 I'd rather get f_cked by a donkey than listen to that beep all day |
| 3 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 0 | me too, I'd hear it once and immediately fix it lol |
| 1 | I thought you were gonna take a break from the weed from the title lol, misread |
| 4 | how.are.my.loveI.love.off.grid |
| 0 | ive been craving a beer all day, ima crack one and play alan wake 2 tonight |
| 0 | I need to get a hotel squared away for when we go to dallas for that concert in a few weeks |
| 1 | you need a cowboy hat |
| 1 | cannot go to dallas without one |
| 0 | lol i fucking hate cowboy gear |
| 0 | I'd rather dress like a member of the bloods or some shit |
| 1 | the cowboys get hella vagene though |
| 0 | lol yeah overweight bar bitches who drink too much |
| 1 | you say that like its a bad thing |
| 0 | and think they're hot shit because they're just as alcoholic as the men |
| 1 | they know how to slobber the dong |
| 0 | lol may I suggest hawk tuah girl? |
| 0 | she's at least thin |
| 1 | she is already out of fashion |
| 0 | she may not be in vogue anymore but hawk tuah lives on forever |
| 0 | the jews did hawk tuah??? |
| 1 | damn, the joos are getting good |
| 2 | imagine dat |
| 1 | are you a j too? |
| 0 | I wonder how many porn companies contacted her |
| 5 | What weird skit |
| 1 | only Private Society |
| 5 | @HorseheadNebula85 what's your ethnicity? |
| 1 | I want a prawn with her and the incel in the corner |
| 5 | Grid show your weed haul |
| 0 | I'm a whitey |
| 2 | im german and a little irish |
| 1 | I'd never trust one of those dna places, ain't no way they are gettin gme |
| 2 | moms side |
| 1 | yeah, like that PUA who says he is from Germany in an Indian accent |
| 2 | dads side is palestinian / syria |
| 0 | I'm like scottish/irish |
| 5 | @HorseheadNebula85 German? Italian? |
| 6 | @Off Grid Live you mentioned you had middle eastern |
| 2 | levantine |
| 0 | my dad is panamanian but he looks as white as anyone else |
| 1 | Off Grid is def askenazi |
| 2 | i am from the tribe of juda |
| 6 | looks like you said so before I hit enter |
| 5 | Was dad side Christian Syrians grid? |
| 2 | yes hiker |
| 2 | yes kettle |
| 5 | Grid did you reup? |
| 1 | all you are askenazi, admit it |
| 0 | ask-a-nazi |
| 5 | A literal gigs Chad broke up with his stacey girlfriend at the park in front of me lol |
| 1 | lol |
| 1 | @Kettle Bell Alpha move |
| 5 | I enjoyed the fact they didn't acknowledge my existence |
| 1 | humiliate in front of people |
| 5 | That's some of the better stuff I seen, what strain is it? |
| 5 | You get concentrate? |
| 1 | weed boi |
| 5 | @Totem I think they humiliated me more then the foid |
| 0 | smoke dat vaseline |
| 5 | Looks like you got the top shelf today grid |
| 5 | What's the strain wax grid ? |
| 0 | 20 minutes to gooooo |
| 2 | sunshine sorbet |
| 5 | Both are the same? Flower and wax? |
| 2 | 90% thc |
| 2 | no |
| 2 | flower is |
| 2 | area 41 |
| 5 | @HorseheadNebula85 a dedicated worker should go the extra mile and stay over time |
| 0 | lol that aint me |
| 5 | How much did they want grid? |
| 0 | I stayed til 8 pm last night helping the news with their special they were filming so I'm out the door at 5 today |
| 2 | 55 flower and 21 dabs |
| 2 | after tax and delivery |
| 5 | @HorseheadNebula85 you aren't trucker material then literally go the extra mile for our fellow man |
| 2 | was like 84 |
| 5 | A8th? |
| 2 | 55 dolla eith |
| 0 | lol no I am not trucker material, I'll give you that |
| 2 | yea |
| 5 | That better be some damn good flower, it probably looks the best of anything you showed before |
| 0 | I need a job where I can fuck around half the day |
| 1 | just wfh |
| 5 | @HorseheadNebula85 don't disrespect us truckers |
| 5 | @Totem I don't know about Europe, but here it seems hard to get |
| 0 | I like doing work but I specialize in shit that no one really knows how long it should take to get done |
| 5 | Tbh driving seems easy to me most of the time |
| 0 | so I absolutely take advantage of that |
| 0 | video editing is voodoo magic |
| 0 | to most people |
| 1 | until the other specialist shows up and fires yo ass buddy |
| 7 | What’s ur backstory? |
| 0 | what other specialist lol |
| 5 | @HorseheadNebula85 the best if you have Billable hours for that though. Do a hour job and charge them four hours |
| 0 | I'm the only one on this campus that knows how to put good video together |
| 5 | I swear mechanics that aren't total regsrds are making more than doctors, I'm not kidding |
| 0 | spread the griddy blessings |
| 1 | yeah, you cut and move video clips around, kids on tiktok do it better |
| 1 | and they shake their asses too |
| 0 | lol you silly chad |
| 1 | they'll show up one day shaking their is in your face firing you |
| 1 | ass* |
| 0 | damn that would be something |
| 0 | lol |
| 1 | a nice way to get fired |
| 0 | our president is like 74 years old, she might die from that |
| 5 | I kept thinking what chad and Stacey at the park future jobs will be |
| 1 | @HorseheadNebula85 it took me a while to figure out you were not talking about Biden |
| 5 | I assume that dude could walk into any office and be a junior partner |
| 0 | trump is the president right now |
| 0 | Q anon told me |
| 5 | camel ain't 74 |
| 0 | yeah man he got super secret re-inagurated |
| 1 | I am so out of touch I would believe trump was the pres |
| 5 | q anon will grape you |
| 0 | q anon is for chads only |
| 0 | only chads comprehend it |
| 5 | @HorseheadNebula85 horse you say that like there's more then 10 shcizos who believe that you understand |
| 0 | yeah well all 10 of them are right kettle |
| 0 | and everyone else in the whole world is wrong |
| 0 | thats how conspiracies work, the fewer people believe in them, the more true they are |
| 0 | thats just facts |
| 5 | @HorseheadNebula85 There are a small percentage of crazies both sides who believe crazy stuff |
| 8 | verify |
| 0 | yeah and those people are BASED |
| 8 | itzzz alwaze best 2 dewwitt if ya can |
| 0 | what shit do you need to get together |
| 1 | ever thought you are just try to run away from yourself with this off grid idea? |
| 5 | Everyone needs to runway from themselves at times |
| 1 | problem is you cannot |
| 1 | you are stuck in this meat vehicle |
| 5 | Your often your own worst enemy |
| 5 | I should of interviewed giga Chad and Stacey and uploaded, their perspective on this world had to be wild |
| 0 | "hey baby wanna take a ride on my meat vehicle" |
| 1 | deep space station |
| 1 | lol |
| 0 | gonna stay at your dad's a few more days? |
| 1 | I got the phrase from Joe Rogan unironically |
| 5 | Lets go! |
| 5 | What day were you planning on going? |
| 0 | do all that shit after you move |
| 0 | and start small |
| 1 | moving can help sometimes but it is easy af to get back in the same tracks |
| 0 | I need to start looking into the Masters' shit |
| 5 | Yea it is easier to start new habits when you move |
| 8 | thatzzz good 👍 👌 Grid take tha tyme ya need n don't get 2 byurnt out... |
| 8 | it becomes overwhelming |
| 0 | ive fallen back into being complacent now that the adrenaline of job changes has worn off |
| 8 | moving iz horrible and stressful |
| 5 | Should of sent your ex to work and took her paycheck like a alpha male |
| 1 | I kinda know I don't wanna live here though so I should probably do something about it but I have no better ideas |
| 0 | I need a dopamine detox |
| 5 | @HorseheadNebula85 stop cranking it to stoics sister to |
| 0 | lol I havent done that yet |
| 0 | maybe I should |
| 5 | Based grid |
| 1 | stoic has a sister? |
| 1 | is she hot |
| 5 | @HorseheadNebula85 send her a tribute video through Insta or tiktok |
| 1 | classic foid |
| 0 | yeah totem she's quite pretty |
| 1 | lol |
| 5 | @Totem ://www.tiktok.com |
| 0 | its like jake came out with all the leftover DNA |
| 5 | :U1:https://www.tiktok.com/@jessshie?lang=en:U2:https://www.tiktok.com/@jessshie?lang=en:U3: |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNQ3kzc2p3NDRjREZjN0NsQWtkZnowZTNB |
| 5 | @HorseheadNebula85 jake is older! |
| 5 | Damn a video of hers recently went viral , Skgoo |
| 8 | money 💰 only getz ta sooo far...we generate our deplete ourselvez |
| 8 | lolzzz |
| 0 | lol I know kettle |
| 0 | It makes no sense |
| 8 | pittiouwiiie |
| 8 | guzzzungggtieg |
| 1 | she sounds daft |
| 0 | Yet another tik tok dummy |
| 0 | Cute though |
| 2 | terk a derk |
| 8 | wjat dew thiz pplzzz look lyke Grid |
| 5 | There's A rumor that Jake groped her in her sleep and dad flipped out |
| 5 | I don't know if I believe it |
| 0 | Oh noooo! Dad is hitting meeeee! |
| 0 | Wrinkles help me out! |
| 8 | art 🎨 🖼 🎭 🎨 🖌 🖌 🖌 |
| 5 | Woah there sweetie :U1:https://www.instagram.com/jess_shie/p/C-LpWMNyavH/?img_index=1:U2:https://www.instagram.com/jess_shie/p...:U3: |
| 1 | lol she looks like stoic |
| 1 | those surprised eyebrows |
| 1 | . |
| 0 | Hahaha |
| 1 | the eyebrows are supposed to sit close to the eyes otherwise you cannot be Chad |
| 2 | i couldnt do it |
| 0 | That’s the face she makes when Jake asks for the knee thing |
| 5 | Dude can you see her puss? |
| 1 | look up sean o pry |
| 2 | knowing what stoic looks like |
| 1 | lol |
| 1 | yeah, it is weird sometimes seeing a hot bish brother |
| 0 | “I don’t want to do the one thing” “that’s not an argument sis!” |
| 5 | She was WAY hotter before the muscles, tats, and face injections , and looked less like stoic |
| 5 | @HorseheadNebula85 that's A dunning kruger sweetie, now give me your dirty socks |
| 2 | looks like female stoic |
| 8 | she looked kinda dude 😳 👀 yup |
| 0 | Hahahaha |
| 1 | yeah, tats, muscles and fillers are just making you ugly |
| 1 | bishes are so stew pid |
| 5 | @Totem before those (literally masculinzing things) she barely looked like stoic |
| 0 | They’re so soft tho |
| 0 | And they smell good |
| 5 | :U1:https://www.instagram.com/jess_shie/p/C-LpWMNyavH/?img_index=1:U2:https://www.instagram.com/jess_shie/p...:U3: can you literally see her puss? |
| 8 | what iz tha reason 4 tha speech impedimentz thatz not jyzzzt an accent 🤔 |
| 5 | My tablet is scuffed but i see something, what a absolute wore knowing stoics trolls follow her lol |
| 2 | puffy |
| 8 | I don't wanna look at that ewwww |
| 1 | you can see a bit yeah |
| 1 | looking good |
| 1 | all nice and tucked in -- DUM |
| 0 | She got that mons pubis bump |
| 5 | Its a innie boyos, lets sketty! |
| 1 | lol |
| 8 | tha thpeecsh inpededmintz ruin them boffh enuff 4 me |
| 9 | Hey the heat is ridiculous today |
| 1 | what's up country emz |
| 9 | Not much |
| 8 | itzz a actually a bit chilly here today |
| 0 | Outies are better, I want to see the lips flare out like the head of that dinosaur that killed Newman at the beginning of Jurassic park |
| 1 | it is warm here |
| 1 | @HorseheadNebula85 bruh |
| 5 | @HorseheadNebula85 are you serious ? |
| 0 | That’s how you know she wants it |
| 0 | Bonus if she spits |
| 5 | I don't like straight up homer Simpson innie, but definitely don't like wizard sleeves |
| 0 | I’m at a stoplight laughing so hard |
| 1 | lol |
| 1 | homer simpson |
| 2 | ruining seggs for everyone |
| 8 | I got 2 muscular back in tha day it iz difficult 2 balance it lookz wyze |
| 1 | chimp lips |
| 0 | Seggs and bacon |
| 2 | tori better have a nice outie |
| 1 | women don't need muscle, they just need good posture |
| 1 | and not fat |
| 0 | If she doesn’t we riot |
| 8 | I'm a lippy bish myself |
| 2 | yea |
| 1 | lippy? |
| 2 | lol jkjkjkjk |
| 8 | labial |
| 2 | cooter |
| 1 | that's nice |
| 2 | i wanna see it |
| 5 | @Totem muscle start becoming a diminishing return in woman pretty quickly |
| 8 | good meat curtainzzz are essential 👌 👏 🙌 |
| 2 | lol |
| 5 | Some looks really good and healthy, then it just start looking terrible |
| 8 | hidez my goodie |
| 8 | hoodie |
| 1 | :U1:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labia:U2:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labia:U3: |
| 1 | very detailed |
| 8 | pokey thing |
| 0 | Kegels are good for muscle training |
| 8 | coverz my inny outtie inny |
| 8 | I'm supposed 2 dew stretching exercises |
| 0 | 107 fucking degrees out today |
| 8 | with a dialator |
| 0 | wtf am I doing in this state |
| 8 | thatzzz what tha dr |
| 8 | said |
| 1 | texas is for real cow boys |
| 8 | I don't lyke tha egg beaterzzz ...lolzzz |
| 0 | Tx has good jobs but some of the worst weather |
| 8 | I literally broke some poor guyz cjaberz tho sooo...lolzzz therez that... |
| 0 | Kegels are awesome |
| 8 | chamberz |
| 0 | Yup ac is going hardcore |
| 1 | we don't have AC |
| 1 | we just hope for a chill summer |
| 8 | ya can bee 🐝 2 titely wound |
| 8 | 4 sure |
| 0 | Wonder what tf is for dinner |
| 0 | She got groceries today |
| 8 | I prolly will eat leftoverz from breakfast... |
| 1 | I cooked some meat today |
| 8 | what kind |
| 0 | She’s got some hatch chiles in the dehydrator and the house smells spicyyyyy |
| 8 | waz it spit roasted lolzzz |
| 1 | is your wife's boyfriend coming over for dinner too? |
| 0 | Hahaha darnell |
| 5 | @HorseheadNebula85 is she a good cook? |
| 8 | ty 😊 🙏 horse 🐎 I try |
| 0 | Sorry totem cd has the exclusive rights to wife’s boyfriend jokes |
| 0 | Yeah she’s amazing kettle |
| 0 | I can do a little but she’s a pro |
| 1 | that is unfair |
| 0 | Take it up with the license holder |
| 1 | I'll send emily on his ass |
| 8 | my privatz are private private ryan |
| 0 | I bet Emily gets wild when you get her going |
| 8 | run Forrest run 🏃♂ |
| 10 | Mr. Sugmeoff!!! What’s up? |
| 10 | Darnellzzzzzzzz!!!!!! |
| 10 | Hey, HH, Totem! |
| 8 | I bet potatoes 🥔 potato 🥔 loaf |
| 0 | Hey archi we were just talking about kegels |
| 8 | hey 👋 Saban |
| 10 | You say potato, I say vodka! |
| 8 | liquid potatoes 🥔 are acceptable |
| 1 | mashes potatoes are liquidish |
| 10 | Kegels, huh? A woman can make herself do special things by doing kegels. Gotta have that muscle control though. |
| 0 | I know 😁 |
| 8 | I wouldn't want 2 date a potato or fk one |
| 10 | Why did hacker say your name? What’s going on? |
| 8 | or innyone who haz |
| 1 | just shove it in there |
| 0 | “Give me a hug babe” “oh yeah, what kind?” |
| 10 | Drink enough vodka, it will make you Fk a potato. Lmao! |
| 8 | prince 🤴 had a whole song 🎵 about that itz called puzzay control |
| 10 | Lmao |
| 1 | huh unkay |
| 1 | Purple rain? |
| 10 | I love Prince. One of the best concerts I’ve been too. |
| 1 | didn't he die a decade ago |
| 10 | To* |
| 0 | 2016 totem |
| 0 | If I remember right |
| 1 | shortcel |
| 10 | Probably 5-7 years ago. |
| 8 | I thought it waz 2019 |
| 0 | Both Prince and MJ bit it due to drugs, shit sucks |
| 10 | Puzzzzay control is a great song |
| 8 | around my birthday 🎂 in april |
| 1 | Prince had to cope being a manlet |
| 1 | success won't help with that demon |
| 0 | lol Prince was banging Carmen Electra, I think he did alright |
| 10 | Damn straight he was |
| 8 | he waz smart tho very talented |
| 1 | probs still had demons |
| 8 | wouldn't catch him bagin potatoes |
| 0 | Yeah I’m sure he did |
| 0 | She did an interview where she said he would make her go to bed in full makeup on the off chance he wanted to come over at 3 am for a booty call |
| 8 | nawww idt so |
| 0 | She did that for like a year straight |
| 5 | @Totem the park chad was like 6'3, told stacey its not fair to her to work on his trauma while he dates her, absolutely mogged |
| 11 | I ate a $1 |
| 12 | wazzup 👻 |
| 10 | Whatzzzzz wrong with taterzzzzz, Darnellzzzzzzzz??? |
| 5 | @Leesha Peesha hi leesha |
| 0 | Hey leesha |
| 12 | Hi Kettle Bell 🤗 |
| 8 | nothin if thay are tha kind that actually grow in tha ground |
| 12 | Hi horsehead! |
| 10 | Lol Darnell |
| 0 | Alright we’re doing bourbon beef tips and mashed potatoes with some sour dough |
| 8 | you know unless thay have tha plague that caused tha great 👍 👌 potato 🥔 famine in Ireland |
| 10 | Tori Tori Tori |
| 12 | I have to notarize a shit ton of documents right now. I hate being a notary 😭 my job forced me |
| 13 | grid fits the boomer weed stereotype so well it's crazy |
| 8 | lolzzz I AM goin Grid all y'allz have a great 👍 rest of yer evening...lolzzz I gotta pee n head out... |
| 10 | See ya Darnellzzzzzzzz. |
| 0 | Plant some lipstick kisses on them leesha |
| 0 | “There, notarized” |
| 8 | soundz boring Leesha sorry |
| 10 | How many are you gonna buy for her? |
| 13 | as soon as you look at him you're like I bet this dude smokes weed all day in his mom's basement |
| 13 | Tori 🤦♂ |
| 0 | #jaredthemeanie |
| 8 | Imma Skedaddke now cya Grid Saban all |
| 2 | jerrrry |
| 2 | u think |
| 2 | this guy is a girl |
| 2 | little kid |
| 10 | Hi, Jared! |
| 2 | 🧸 boy |
| 2 | virgin |
| 2 | mamas boy |
| 10 | I love a good virgin. |
| 12 | @horsehead signed with my pink glitter pen "Love, Leesha Peesha 💋" 😂 |
| 2 | 🧸🍤 |
| 0 | I like it leesha 😋 |
| 10 | I hope she spray it with a nice perfume |
| 12 | I've been watching fat shaming vids all day. They're funny. |
| 13 | I love my mama very much 🥰 |
| 12 | do a cooking stream |
| 0 | Frying up some bacon to add to the potatoes |
| 3 | 0*0 |