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0Good morning 🤸🌪🤸‍♂
1tttttop of the morning to ya
0I've certainly never been part of the bellgab groupies, but did listen to Coast To Coast when Art hosted it. Not sure how anyone who listened to AM radio could have missed him in the 90's.
0Even Art walked away from Bellgab long before his passing in 2018.
2all I know is that to me you look like you're having fun open up your lovin arms watch out here I come
0It's insidious.
3hi lovely turtle babes
0Hey J.C.
3hi tam buddy
4I don't have queen
4Tinaaaa 👑
3i see. it's ok
0There are several who are beyond obsessive.
3the stream started out with a simple movie review then got unusual
3i'm really sorry you were annoyed
0Glad you are covering this.
3it was never my intent
5what did u do?
3thank you honey.
2just a friend Biz Markie
0You do it well.
5yep
6Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.
5ppl do what ppl do
0Some people really suck.
5I get my belly full... I'm done.
5ummm
0I temporarily stopped doing panels.
2I ain't gonna work for no soul sucking jerk I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't saying jack
0They do lives, strange videos, and post obnoxious stuff regularly for fun.
5I get it
3here is where it started turtle
0Welcome to groundhog's day.
3you have good lives too tam
5words ummm matter
0Thanks Jason
3did she do that to me
5yeah... if ppl talk about others they will talk about you
7Imagine F’n with TD, Totally Terrible
5that's true
0A little bit of gossip goes a long way.
8hi sweetheart 😘 people are two faced. they don't really care about you.
3i care about turtle
8I care for @turtledove
3me too
03
5how sad
7F’SlK0’s
3does stuff get blown off there with the winds
7It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood
0I dated a girl named Debby once. 🌪
3wow
5there cross in that water?
3glad you are protected
5crocs
0Thankfully it's going to be slightly cooler here today. Rain possible. 🌧
7I’d luv a link to’er channel please
2na na na na hey hey hey goodbye -Steam
3i had no idea she was talking about you
0My dad and his gf were in my dream last night. They may want to consider leaving me alone for a while.
5don't torture yourself over it
5much as it sux nothing you can do about it
9Hi
10Hey ppl
11G's ain't supposed to cry
0Very little time left. Time is very precious and limited.
12I SQUEEZED MY HOG SO MUCH
12I SQUEEZE HOG 15 TIME A DAY
3hi halfcat
12HELLO :)
12GETTING MY CAMERA BATTERY FROM AMAZON TODAY AND SLEEPING MASK TOMORROW
12STILL OUT FOR DELIVERY
12I DRINK 2 CUP OF COFFEE SO IM HYPER
7Don’t let’er live rent free in your head buddy
03 cups of coffee and I'm wired
12COFFEE COFFEE 🙂 🙂
13🕊
5don't let it eat you up.... that's the point dove
0I missed most of the live, came in about the last 10 mins.
5cause it will if you let it
0My mom's message was simple.
5nothing you can do then
7No good deed goes unpunished
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3i had no idea turtle
14you are tired of hearing about it but here you fucking are 😂
7Not coool, not coool at all
3i never knew turtle
5is he name Amelia online?
15and then shit happens
5her
3hi timo
15hey Jason
12MY TOE GOT INFECTED SO I GOTTA SOAK IT
5I can't unsee that
16This sounds really bad, i am glad you could help Amelia's son cross over tho.
5at all
5it's got to go
3hi @Asuka Teh Goth
5sorry for the brief spam
16konnichiwa Jason
0Hi Asuka-chan.
14Last night Jason was all in for Amelia and today he's butt stuffing Turtle Dove 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
16Konnichiwa Tam-chan
15Tam
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0Hi TimO
3i would never hurt turtle
7BanterBlohk’n is bad
0The football game wasn't Atari
5no idea
15look what Jason did
17I'm a cactus
18Try being a wife and a mother. Be the woman you are intended to be. 😁
5I dint know this Amelia person
5don't
5swipe 😝
15it's like baby steps forever
0A swipe changes the channel.
15definitely
5🤣
0I think a few hours of Keno would erase my short term memory tonight.
15I knew someone was going to cry
5maybe she shouldn't grieve for the whole world to witness???
15that's what she does
19Man fuck
0I can't donate my organs.
5ppl don't do the free easy thing....... think
15yes it should have been private
12I LIKE LADYS LADYS ARE SO GREAT
0Dry skin is a problem out in the desert.
15I was trying to change the subject
15Jason they turned your channel into a soap opera
12MY PARENTS WATCH SOAP OPERA I WONDER IF ITS ABOUT SOAP SOAP IS GOOD TO CLEAN BACKSIDE
12I DIDNT KNOW BARS OF SOAP CAN HAVE A OPERA
3they did timo this stream started off just talking about some shokumentaries
15this was Dirty Soap
12I STICK A BAR OF SOAP UP MY BACKSIDE TO CLEAN MY HOLE OUT
15Jason yeah it was crazy
0They never mention this in school.
15I thought it was better when swishy was messing with Bob
3sometimes my lives can go off the rails like that
15no doubt dude
15Turtle I've seen crazier
2I used to do a little but the little wouldn't do it so the little got more and more I just keep trying to get a little better said a little better more and more
0Avoid strange hitchhikers by the side of the road.
20Heyaall
0Hi Granola
15the roadsides too crazy to pick up nowadays
2yeah fuck off Amelia
3hi @Granola bag
20Are they doing panel rn? I can’t tell who all is speaking
0Youtube 2003 was ok
15I missed a funny old YouTube
3it was my livestream from last night @Granola bag
20Oh we are watching something back it seems
20I see I see thank u Jason
3yw @Granola bag
15Jason can get in trouble without saying anything
15Jason she's going to blame you now
20:o
3who is timo
20What happened? Amelia spilled some beans?
0I like the sound of a train miles away.
14is it as bad as live streaming while you're on vacation with family and they aren't aware you are broadcasting personal business, Turtle?
15I think she could use a train
0Holy S 🌪
3holy crap
2hey everyone group poll - type 1 if you give any fucks about Amelia being gone type 2 if she can suck a pigs ass I'll go first ... 2
21Outside is much better !
22be safe, lady. It looks fun outside.
20At least u can probably hang out on ur porch without ur weird neighbor coming out
73
15I want some
3you are buffering now
2269
15I haven't seen a drop of rain in 4 months
0No buffering on my end yet.
20Oh shit it’s really going down lol I didn’t realize it was serious
3ok i refreshed
0Sounds like you're in a drought Tim
22What's going on?
2back off bitch Guns n Roses ( shout out to Amelia )
15it's normal here
22I would yell out I'm gay.
15don't throw my name in there
15I was being nice
20This is about a fuckin dream? LMao
15kind of
2it's alright Rafael nobody cares if your gay or how much Amelia likes sucking pig ass we're here for the turtle show
22Can I get a spiritual ghost pregnant? A dream? like whoa
22I wonder if she has pictures of me?
15that would be a cool dream
7You wanna know what pisss’s me offf, DRAMA!
15what grinds my gears
22Amelia needs to join my dreams. People either are trying to kill me or I'm saving people that are dying.
15I would not invite that in my dreams it would be a nightmare
14Turtle how do you know she's the one behind the Photoshopped photos? Did she tell you or did you hear it 3rd party?
15she always tells on herself
22I love pussy BigDaddy. me joking
15Jason didn't get the pussy joke
0Insidious
22I freaking like to laugh, and TurtleDove has wonderful laugh.
2it's no secret that a liar won't believe anyone else they say a secret is something you tell another person so I'm telling you shhhh
3a wonderful laugh @Rafael Kortright
0Conduit
12HOLY FUCK ITS ALMOST NOON WHERE I LIVE AND I STILL DIDNT EAT
15what a horrible life that woman lives
12:O
12TIME TO COOK SOME CALAMARI THAT STUFF IS GOOD
0I'm craving a Navajo taco.
12YUM FISH
15yep I'm cooking tacos good idea
22My son's are adults, and I hella wish my son's were small, so they needed me.
2this whole story smacks of a troll from way back
23what it do 🎭☁
15Jason it would have been funny if swissy showed up
22I didn't even have to use my Ak-47 today.
3true
0I had no idea that last night's life was this intense.
15I would have went up but she was already crying
22I'm good I miss this last night. pitty party?
15yes back in band camp
2her voice gives giddy with the successful deception Ive heard it before Amelia is a fucking psycho
12I WANNA SQUEEZE MY HOG SO BAD
0🪈
12MY HOG IS ASKING FOR ATTENTION
22People believe fake shit all the time from the internet, and dreams are not reality.
24hello:)
20🐖
12HGOS
12HOGS
15ride that hog
0Sometimes I just listen to sounds, not words.
15I can hear the bugs in the background
23glitch in the matrix
3i never knew she hated me
22If I believed my dreams. I'd be dead and always piss.
0I found gardening actually helped.
24who this?
15Jason that was the pussy joke
3i got ya timo
15lol
22Amelia, one of my dreams was a large tree crushing my son's. I still took my son's to mountains. I didn't let that control real life.
15you made me say it twice dammit
21we are spiritual beings having a human experience
12TIME FOR FOOD IM SO DAMN HUNGRY AF
15it's the greatest show on Earth
12CALAMARI TIME
2women got their guard down for other women because why exactly
15and it's recorded for everyone to hear
0I do remember that night 🌙
22Why can't I have sex in my dreams? trip to another plant! meeting bigfoot in my dreams.
24what is the name of that hurricane down there?
0You need to find the right succubus Raf.
22We need to start a dick sharing program?
15Amelia
0Debby
23real talk 🍦
2turtle I'm telling you I heard the glee in her voice at one point when she realized the scope of her trolling success
15it should be Amelia but I'm sure they use that name already
24oh ok thanks :)
24what I was thinking
2the whole story line is a complete fraud
23🧠
22life is fake!
12HOGS HOGS
15yeah where the hell is Richard at
22Amelia needs some mouth hugs.
0Richard is finishing his healthy breakfast.
2hey pig yeah you hey pig piggy pig pig pig Amelia like to suck pig ass
15it's not worth his time
15he's already been through this Rodeo
22Hella crazy, anyone that needs to call me. my number is 9-1-1.
15call the padded room
22Homie the clown is needed.
25I took a massive dump
12IM WATCHING ANIMES
22You took an Amelia? @Angel
12I LIKE HOT ANIME LADYS
2they say when Amelia gets her lips on a pigs ass they suction rivals cygnus x-1
22Amelia needs a glory hole experience.
15She needs a smoke more read and a padded room
0Time that guy out ^
15that might shut her up
12STORMS
26Wow
3is it really cold out too
2she's a total troll don't look back I guarantee it
3hi @Eric Stone
22That pond screams belly flop or cannonball.
26Hey @jason callan
15Eric
0Hey Eric
2let's go swimming
15look at all that water I'm jealous
0Glad the pond has an outlet
15there's probably a gator out there
2crocodile tears
0I wish I was driving north right now
26Hi @Tam Standley
22I heard gators don't like water. Pond is safe.
0👍🏼
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26Hi @TimO
15she likes saying my name
27Turtle dove I will be just passing thru. Please consider that Amelia isn’t thinking clearly. Please consider taking the high road. I am asking respectfully
22moaning name and saying the name are the same. @TimO
15whatever Evelyn
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2the real goal of a psycho troll is to get as deep inside you mind as possible and stay there changing your nature
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24yeah sounds like not really thinking clear t h
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15it's a good thing I ran out of beer last night
2there's nothing bad hates more than good
22wow, people are talking about fake news and trying to make it real. like impossible meat.
22POA
22officer on deck
22I need to see Air Force Amy.
22another reason to stay away from meth.
3air force amy is still around
22idk Jason
25I have a 2inch is that normal
3i do love turtle dove
222 inches is super massive.
15am I grow into something
22Amelia is a carpet muncher?
0no
15I hope she's a carpet muncher leave the kids alone
2am I the only one that hears the smile in that voice while she cries that's pure psycho
22like whoa! TurtleDove just hit the red button on Amelia. nuke is on the way.
15it's going to turn into a horror movie
3she sounds nothing like you turtle
22I hope TurtleDove pulls down TimO here shirt like hockey player fight.
24girl was drinking bush beer the other night so I said so you like bush how huh, she leaned in and said in more ways than one ,lol
0I had to block that guy.
14Jason you were Pro Amelia last night now letting Turtle Dove crap on Dana and Amelia? Good job pussy
22TimO*Amelia
15turtle I will take back that one when I said YouTube sound the same
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3.fuck off Gustav
2seen your type before a few times Amelia you really do suck at it tho
22was this a panel yesterday?
0Bye Gustov 👋
15get some Jason
2get some get some get some go again
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15stop saying my name damn it
28hey turtle 🐢 hey y'all
3thank you turtle. love you babes
3i do love turtle
15some people you should not remote View
15they will remember your name
22I don't love TurtleDove. My love is like special ED. TurtleDove is an internet friend.
28morons that make song requests like ram ranch?
24like I've said turtle has the best format
5t dove seems to be brutally honest with herself if nothing else
22💯
5not many ppl have that ability
22hey, no fancy words... This Jarhead doesn't understand.
15everyone has that ability
0Miller trolls his best 👌
2Amelia got ass breath and chunks of pig shit between her teeth
22I love bacon and your killing it for me BigDaddy.
5you're right Timo should have said not many ppl use that ability
15I think Jason was half asleep
3i wasn't timo
0I was in full sleep mode
15lol
2trying to wrap a birthday present right now all I got is Xmas paper tho
3lol tam
5can't stand her
15how many times did this crazy lady say my name
5Harris is such a fraud
22I want Trumps hair. Best wig ever.
15as long as no one gets hurt
22Camel toes are small. I prefer moose knuckles.
0Turtle would be hella fun on vacation
22Amelia wants to be center of attention.
3she would tam
25I'm making dog tacos 🌮 for lunch
0I think Supe really resigned last night.
22spicey tacos? @Angel
2fuck what. I gonna do there's penguins and polar bears wearing scarves and ice skating all over the place
20What a zinger
15she's trying to pick on you turtle
12HOLY FUCK ITS HOT AS SHIT OUT
12I WISH IT WAS COLDER
25@rafael yes I need to find street dogs first
22Do better? How about do me baby? 🎶 🎵
15I'm surprised Miller didn't jump in
0it cooled down here about 5° F
12DID YOU KNOW THEY GOT DEEP FRYED OREOS AT THE FAIR
22rats are the next best thing to dog. @Angel
0He just trolls from chat now.
2this right here is as involved as I get with internet people
3miller said he doesn't do panels anymore
15I don't blame him
22I only eat dog in China. American dogs taste different. @Angel
0He seems to be having ongoing trouble.
12ANYBODY EVER EAT DEEP FRYED OREOS
0Santa Monica is a dump now.
25not a bad idea NY got them jumbo rats
22I need to shave my neighbors cat.
20These old fogies trying to act like mean girls has me cringing so bad lmao
15I almost made her read a teleprompter
23this is wild 🤥
29Hi guys 😊
29how are you doing today
22Rats on a stick. you don't have to wash dishes after. @Angel
29nice sound 😊
24does this conversation ever go off the rails I wonder?
0Hi King Kong
29this sounds so attractive 🖤
5never heard of Amelia until today
12SURE IS TAKING A LONG ASS TIME FOR THE MAILMAN TO DROP OFF MY AMAZON PACKAGE THAT LAZY FUCKER
2my cat is addicted to Cheetos shout out to halfcatmeme
29very nice 👍
20Buckaroo bonsai church lady? Lmao what 😭
3i know @Granola bag
0Maybe she'll get it now?
15she just said she's going to suck Miller do the glory hole
22I need some meth with my coffee so I can understand Amelia.
20Who is speaking rn?
12CATS ARE GREAT
20It’s so creepy lmao
15I doubt it
12THEY HAD CHICKENS AND GOATS AND PIGS AT THE FAIR I PETTED A PIG IT WAS SLEEPING
5I don't think I like her much
12AND I RUBBED IT BELLY
0Wow 🫨
12I LIKE PIGS
2shut up Amelia nobody cares just fuck off
22I want a girlfriend that sounds like cats fucking.
12PIGS ARE HUGE AND GOT BIG BELLYS
15all recorded
0More pieces of the puzzle have dropped.
12THE FAIR HAS FARM ANIMALS THE GOATS ARE MY FAVORITE BECAUSE THEY GOT ALIEN EYES
15it's raining puzzle pieces
5I think I could have warned you about that one
24timO , I think it's the big o in your name keeps her saying your name
2right in the pussy
22I have Tassels for my nipples. I'm talented
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12I LIKE WHEN LADYS FART IN FRONT OF ME OR ON MY FACE THATS HOT AF AND TURNS ME ON SO MUCH RN
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15see Jason she made you quiet that's when I was saying don't be a pussy
3i understand now timo
15lol
22add some Aliens!
22Candy? c word?
5she has way too much to say
15remember you were 4 minutes behind
12ALIENS EXIST
15are all aliens
22Amelia was the real shooter with Trump.
5yeah she's annoying
2halfcat that's the first retract ever shout out to Donald Trump
15boo boo caca
0Makes a lot more sense now.
12I HOPE THE ALIENS ARE GIANT 50 FEET HOT LADYS I WOULD LOVE THAT IM ALL FOR THAT GREAT STUFF
20Hehehe Jason just in your own world
3i love turtle
5wasnt sure now I'm sure
15Jason was held hostage
12ALIEN LADYS FART ON MY APARTMENT I WOULD LOVE THAT
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20So who is this woman speaking? It’s not Amelia?
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3i was
5buh bye now
22Ancient scholar translated Amelia, and they said it's a whales Vagina.
5🙄
0Kiis is a national treasure.
15Jason was held hostage
23wtf my head hurt now
22Kiis needs to pipe down Amelia?
5sorry 🕊
20Lolll Jason just trying to change the subject
22Jason needs Batman. Amelia is crushing his nuts.
20Does not give a f about what this bitch is saying
3i was trying too
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15Let Kiis deal with her
0You got christened last night.
5what happened to her mourning?
15turtle dove show me back
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20Dude she’s insufferable I didn’t understand this drama at all but I really can’t stand this bitch
22I'm gonna sniff some Tabasco sauce in honor of Amelia.
23😆😆
20She’s exhausting
15turtle dove she will be back
12HOLY FUCK THIS MAILMAN TAKING SO DAMN LONG
5entirely granola
22You need a ms Parker or be ms. Parker. Mailman will be there. @Halfcatmeme
5and a suck up
5please do
15if Miller is going to be quiet I'm going to make some noise
20Yap yap yap
12IM GONNA CHANGE MY NAME TO HOG SQUEEZER
20🐖🐖🐖🐖
5sounds like the Amelia show
0Miller has estrogen problems?
2everybody listen carefully to that pattern of speech there's more of these sick fucks out there than you think some of them are in your inner circle for real
15I will take over the circus
22I have a feeling Amelia n TurtleDove bump nipples! That shit will drive them crazy. I only bump nipples with those I love. nipple love is real.
5is this Amelia speaking constantly?
20I don’t think it is unless she’s referring to herself in the 3rd person, but judging by how unhinged she sounds I would be surprised lmao
24this was turtles channel she was on saying this, wow
5I can't figure it out granola
3turtle doesn't bullshit anyone
0I walked into a cross fire hurricane last night.
22Amelia n TurtleDove light sabers crossed?
2it's not me it's you lol
15turtle they already said it
3i shouldn't have went live last night
12I WANNA NICE HOT HAIR LADY TO SHOVE THERE HAIR INTO MY FACE AND I WORK BE LIKE IN A FOREST OF HOTNESS
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5🕊 is that Amelia doing all the talking?
22I loved being catfished.
15that's what I said Jason you're always going to get in trouble
24stuck in the middle with you song comes to mind jason
15it's all good brother keep it up
3i was @meridius
22I put trouble on my cock and spin it.
20Fan behavior
15but the crazies are going to blame you
2it's you we love turtle dove shout out to Dr Seuss
3i always get in trouble
20Spinnin like a disco ball
5who is speaking
24same here jason,
22crazies are the zombies!
0The Moon's current phase for today and tonight is a New Moon phase. During this phase the Moon is too close to the sun in the sky to be visible.
15Jason it's okay we know your heart's in the right place
23dont try to save the cray cray in ppl 🙉
20Epic moon facts ftw
25I love naked woman
12ME TOO
22Amelia been skull fuck too many times?
15that's nasty
23😆😆
20So her name is Lana?
12I LIKE HAIRY LADYS WITH HAIRY VAJAYJAYS
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15did Amelia ever say anything
20I wish turtle dove would screw with me 😞
15in your dreams dude
20Careful talking about dreams
20Might get someone triggered
5whoever that lady is....I do not like her
20She doesn’t need to learn how to speak differently she needs to learn how to stfu
12I WANNA NICE HOT LADY TO TALK ABOUT ME AND MY SMALL HOG
5agree gran
20✨🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖
22Amelia is the leader of wakanda?
15be careful I might get in dreams
24is she saying her own name? I'm confused
22Amelia was TurtleDove in her? I'm confused but interested.
15La La Land
5so am mer
0Nick Gilder - Hot Child In The City 🎶
22was*wants
5so am i
3i'm sorry turtle
20Bro turtle dork 💀 really got her
2are we there yet
20When people forget they can just log off
15turtle it's a good thing she can't find you
3kiis said it was the longest goodbye ever
2shout out to timo
15🤣
22smarter than a 5th grader? I read at 8th grade level.
0Even KFC sounds good at this point.
5please shut her up
15the fifth grader is smarter than last night's show
3i can't stand kcl @Tam Standley
20She really thought she ate with the turtle dork thing
12THESE MAIL FUCKS ARE NOT DELIVERING MY SHIT
12I NEEDS IT
12D:
15see women attack women
22I know what you are but what about me!
20The cringe is off the charts
15news don't do it
0I'd settle for a sandwich 🥪
15make me a sandwich and shut up
3turtle is lovely
25I'm half gay and half straight
12I GOT MY AC FULL BLAST BECAUSE ITS HOT AS A HOG OUTSIDE
23she sound like u
15I'd be happy
20🔥🐖
01000+ views for (sure) on this live.
22say Rafael
22I hope Amelia dreams of me.
15a God she said my name again
0Thank god I missed most of it.
15he's super
12HOGS ARE HOGS
5she's so very annoying
0I may have to pull out a MRE 🍽
22I left my small dick print on Amelia Pillow's case.
15ha ha
12IM 28 AND I GOT A SMALL HOG
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15she's having trouble with the gator joke
12TARDIGRADE HOG
2when Amelia is hungry she goes straight to the pigs ass sucking it inside out
22What kind of MRE? Tam I can show you how to make a bomb with heating element. old Jarhead here.
24it's been FUN ? she said lol
0Magnesium deficiency
5be nice if someone would say the motor mouths name
3mre's rule if you can find the bbq rib patty it is awesome @Tam Standley
15she's going to have to figure that one out herself
22saying goodbye is so funny.
5me I guess she loves talking to herself
12IM CHARGING MY IPAD SO I CAN SQUEEZE HOG TO NICE HOT LADY FARTS
5mer
2psycho goodbyes can take hours
3i got spare heating units @Rafael Kortright
0I have several. I got a hamburger mre within reach 🍔
15Forrester you're in trouble too
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23she need salad
0avocado too 🥑
22I used to make bombs before formation gathers. My unit leaders were piss. @Jason
3love salad
15tacos
3lol @Rafael Kortright
12SALT
15I need five tacos
15with salt
5Raf my ear drums could have used one of those when she wouldn't stop talking
3i'm getting mcdonalds soon
22m2.50cal would work, too. @keepsdigging seven
15Jason you better get that little pinch of salt with it
5or that
3heck yeah
22I've lost some of my hearing from that gun. ty Marines, but an anthrax vaccine was a bonus. @keepsdigging seven
24I like that I'm on my cycle lol
5you couldn't force me to stay in one of her streams with duct tape and rope
5ugh raf
12I LIKE LADYS
15duct tape is dangerous
22duck tape is good for Facials.
12GORDON IS MISSING
5Raf just that word gives me nausea
0I was thinking the same.
3it's been 2 weeks
0More intense than before.
12THATS SCARY AF WEATHER
0Wind is picking up.
23turtle , u good ?
5storm isn't playing around
12I LIKE BEING INSIDE DURING STORMS
12NO OUTSIDE FOR ME
15did we lose the Canadian
5I can see why
30hi turtle
22I like pissing in the rain. It's like pissing in the pool.
23thats so much water ! 🤤
0Keep your back to the wind.
2there's no one like you Scorpions
22I just pin my cock against window and then piss away. @Tam Standley
15glasses dangerous
22TurtleDove gonna shower to wash away Amelia stank off her and possibly rub one off in memory of Amelia?
23i see philipino livestreams showering with clothes on yesterday
15oh no
0Eagles - One Of These Nights.
2who's Amelia
15my baby said
22I did that once on way to Tokyo. Dam bus driver didn't want to pull over. So I piss out window during day time to party in Tokyo. @Tam Standley
0Keno is now on my to do list.
5I'm sick of the Indonesian women... disgusting
22kiis on fast forward?
5live streams
15weee
0I can diagnose roadrash.
2anyone else remember the Atari game Oink
15keep your red ass to yourself
15I said Road Rash Google
15keep your road rash to yourself
0it can get ugly
22rug burn is the best!
0Judo sucks
23i had a friend like amelia, riki had a drinking problem
15is he looking for Band-Aids
15I'm throwing in the band for the joke
22Butt love doesn't earn a purple heart.
15Band-Aids
22war cry amigo
12OH NO
12RIP WINDOW TIME TO GET BOARDS
15war cry we get Band-Aids
2Rollins Band -Liar
15cardboard works
22Full metal Jacket movie is always my favorite love story movie of all time. The boot camp scene always gives me hard ons.
2happy birthday jesus
0📻 Pay attention to the weather alerts. ⚠
15happy birthday father
3i sound like a chipmunk. lol
22in God we trust?
15Jason look what you did
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22I wonder what's Jesus EDC?
12I SWEAR THESE MAILMEN ARE BEING SO FUCKING LAZY AND NOT DELIVERING MY SHIT
15hey Jason did you see what we just did to Yemen
12THESE MAILMEN NEED COFFEE
12I DRINK COFFEE IT AMAZING
3lol i did
0Wow, bitcoin is at 57k 🪙
12I WANNA NICE HOT LADY TO SIT ON MY FACE SO BAD
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15Bitcoin could disappear tomorrow
15a flick of the switch
052k would be a nicer price.
15get your money out of there
15I did
22I want a porn star wife. I know she's a hard worker.
0tempting but probably true
12I LOVE BEING ATTRACTED TO LADYS
2she was standing alone over by the jukebox like she's something for sale I said baby what's the going price she told me to go to hell
15don't be slow
12ITS LIKE BEST THING EVER
15turtle dove we had a rough night
0emerging career as an incubus
15it was just about doing playing
15remote viewing LOL
15I can make anyone cry
15just give me a week
15she's trying to get cereal
22Can you get a girl pregnant if you fuck her in your dream and don't pull out? I don't want them dreams if possible. All men should feel the same.
0we need to remote view the Lost Dutchman or Robber's Roost
15that would be cool
2all this drama is taking away my horny
15too bad it wasn't a wet dream too bad for you
31Oh, my what happened the other night
15now she's going to haunt you
2was gonna give the wife a rude awakening shout out to King Richard
0Hey Gladys 👋
22Amelia lost her dildo again?
15👍✌
0No that's E
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31Turtle turned on Amelia
22TurtleDove is a pet detective for Amelia? TurtleDove needs to find Amelia cat?
15the bitches are going to grind this shit up
0I have an idea where these ancient sites are, but finding them is another ordeal.
22I'm gonna go to the dump to get some fresh air.
15turn on the ground and Grains and grained
31And has the line on Swishy too
15this grind up this bullshit
15leave my brother out of there
15we're going to have to put it in the grinder
0It was more a turn of events
15it's a slow grind
22I like orange juice without feelings.
31Don't talk about LoL cLub
15free juice for everyone
22indeed TimO
0I'm actually stirring up a powered gatorade.
15I'm still trying to figure out that voice
22and peanut butter
0*powdered
15I think it was Bob
0Always have extra spring water
22Amelia needs to learn how to whistle under water.
31Turtle said she never contacted anyone behind the scenes
2I would rather be literally killed by a man than have a woman mind fuck me
15everyone should have at least five cases of water
22Fuck water, beer and Whiskey only.
31The viewers deserve want the troof
1598% water
15beer is
15the whiskey I make my own
3it was a super long live
22BigDaddy, what if girl is wearing Victoria's secret? @BigDaddy
2na na na na na na na na hey hey hey goodbye
3almost 4 hours
32Lmfao 🤣
0I feel nappy
3i'm sorry for all this turtle babes
22It kinda feel like I shit myself.
15that was a lot of wasted time
3i love you honey
32ppl r fucked up lol
2what women wear means nothing to me at all unless it's sunglasses
0Hope you have extra food, snacks, etc for this storm.
12MY HOG IS HARD
15it's better a woman said it then I
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