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0hi turtle 🐒 ❀
1Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.
0getn cold
0have two turtles had to bring them inside
12*2*Turtle Dove*GkHBMqNVMJkDauU61uKEZA*have two turtles had to bring them inside *ChwKGkNNck80c2ZENElvREZSeXU1UWNkcllBOUV3
2omfg
2I think that you are serving very weil in your position.
2And, I think that the inconvenience is worth it. You are burning off a lot of penance. And, your transgressions were, uh, pretty major.
2YOU LIED TO ME. Pfft. Most fishwives of your stank, stark, soulless strata would be crispy fish-tots by now. In fact, the others are.
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*YOU LIED TO ME. Pfft. Most fishwives of your stank, stark, soulless strata would be crispy fish-tots by now. In fact, the others are.*ChwKGkNLZW9vSzdJNElvREZaN0N3Z1FkazBvall3
2You ran the gauntlet. Cool. Now: send a limo. Pronto, Annie Oakley.
2/shrug
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*/shrug*ChwKGkNKbnU3Y3pJNElvREZXUER3Z1FkcVFjRFpB
2It's up to Court. They don't want me to FTA. No shame in it.
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*It's up to Court. They don't want me to FTA. No shame in it.*ChwKGkNOZXM3TkxJNElvREZjVER3Z1FkbDJNY2l3
2They don't want to lose me, either. I'm like a new pet. "What does he eat? Does he need to go out for excercise? What drugs will keep him happy while locked up 23 hours a day?"
2It's not a big of a deal for THEM. They don't know who all is sweatin' this bullshit.
2It's sacred and personal and private and confidential and HIPPA. So, there you go.
2My father, it would seem, was something of a rapscallion back in the day. I gather no one is willing to let me go off the rails like he did. I don't know what went down, but his sins have been sent.
2TO ME, TO ME! This is fine. I can shoulder the extra duty; this helps my father's spirit. He's pretty fucked, otherwise.
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*My father, it would seem, was something of a rapscallion back in the day. I gather no one is willing to let me go off the rails like he did. I don't know what went down, but his sins have been sent.*ChwKGkNOUHEwNTdKNElvREZWRER3Z1FkdWxFVzRR
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*TO ME, TO ME! This is fine. I can shoulder the extra duty; this helps my father's spirit. He's pretty fucked, otherwise.*ChwKGkNQR0xwNjdKNElvREZWRER3Z1FkdWxFVzRR
2I'm happy to give back to him anyway I can. Service is the highest privilege of Life.
2It is much more difficult to do heavy shadow work while dead than alive. He missed many opportunities to experience beneficialk growth. That was rather what the Stalinists who ravaged his village want
2For example: it really helps that I'm not allowing Company spooks to use the Special Needs Trust to launder their dope money. I know, I know: wouldn't it be nice to be showered in buckets of cash?
3Hellooooo!
2And yet, oddly, I prefer to be honest. No shame in it.
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*It is much more difficult to do heavy shadow work while dead than alive. He missed many opportunities to experience beneficialk growth. That was rather what the Stalinists who ravaged his village want*ChwKGkNPdW5sTjdKNElvREZlN1B3Z1FkOVAwMktB
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*For example: it really helps that I'm not allowing Company spooks to use the Special Needs Trust to launder their dope money. I know, I know: wouldn't it be nice to be showered in buckets of cash?*ChwKGkNQdUJ3SW5LNElvREZTSEF3Z1FkbmdBYmFB
2@Cameron Mac howdy, Chief.
12*2*Turtle Dove*J_EhGdRh_NPdvqznHnKN4w*Hellooooo!*ChwKGkNMbVIxWXJLNElvREZYeVY1UWNkT0JNYjVR
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*And yet, oddly, I prefer to be honest. No shame in it.*ChwKGkNJQ29xcExLNElvREZUWER3Z1FkbHdzaHVB
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*@Cameron Mac howdy, Chief.*ChwKGkNPYVNocGZLNElvREZYM0N3Z1FkNXNFZmln
2this is pretty great. I havent been allowed to freely congregate with my peers for years.
2If one cannot speak freely, one is not truly free.
2My dick is far from my area of concern right now.
2There is no goddam way in motherfucking Hell I am gonna start shipping the weiner to your hoo-hah, without breaking up with That_Woman first. This should not pose any problem.
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*If one cannot speak freely, one is not truly free.*ChwKGkNMX0s3YkhLNElvREZRX0N3Z1FkS0o4aEhB
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*My dick is far from my area of concern right now.*ChwKGkNPSGxfTGZLNElvREZkWEN3Z1FkWGkwbHh3
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*There is no goddam way in motherfucking Hell I am gonna start shipping the weiner to your hoo-hah, without breaking up with That_Woman first. This should not pose any problem.*ChwKGkNOcmhrY3JLNElvREZWc1Zzd0FkZnZvaUtB
2IDGAF about your language. It's my dick. It's my rules. It matters a great deal what I think.
2"Rob." *massive dynamic rolleyes*
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*"Rob." *massive dynamic rolleyes**ChwKGkNJU2k4T2JLNElvREZXUER3Z1FkcVFjRFpB
2Oh ffs. Some d00D I have never met, and you're working a partnership and I'm a hot topic at pillow talk. AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS IS. Oh, that's not anything short of totally organic, sure.
2Oh ffs. Some d00D I have never met, and you're working a partnership and I'm a hot topic at pillow talk. AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIS IS. Oh, that's not anything short of totally organic, sure.
3Snowing where you are?
2one wonders why it took so long for the whole scheme to crumble into dust.
12*2*Turtle Dove*J_EhGdRh_NPdvqznHnKN4w*Snowing where you are?*ChwKGkNOakczb1RMNElvREZXNFBMd2dkVkFNMHJn
2Tell you what: i have work to do. When you're not longer fully-invested in your machine learning algorithm, let me know. I do not need to stay here, and I have a variety of options to choose next.
3Yikes
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*one wonders why it took so long for the whole scheme to crumble into dust.*ChwKGkNMR011b1hMNElvREZUelN3Z1FkQ1o0ekd3
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*Tell you what: i have work to do. When you're not longer fully-invested in your machine learning algorithm, let me know. I do not need to stay here, and I have a variety of options to choose next.*ChwKGkNPX1o2NTdMNElvREZTSEF3Z1FkbmdBYmFB
2Hot pro tip: I'm going to my goddam house. My parents are there. Ashes in urns. I don't care what is happening there: I'm going.
12*2*Turtle Dove*J_EhGdRh_NPdvqznHnKN4w*Yikes*ChwKGkNPNzl0YVBMNElvREZkYUFyZ1VkOGlramV3
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*Hot pro tip: I'm going to my goddam house. My parents are there. Ashes in urns. I don't care what is happening there: I'm going.*ChwKGkNQSFZwcXpMNElvREZiX0F3Z1FkX3NnQm5n
2If no one wishes to assist me, that'll be a laff riot. Like I just do not get some people, thinking they are in charge of my life. Objectification of human individuals is a vile and barbaric custom.
12*2*Turtle Dove*-RDbUqdpo6Xrm3SqUEg_Aw*If no one wishes to assist me, that'll be a laff riot. Like I just do not get some people, thinking they are in charge of my life. Objectification of human individuals is a vile and barbaric custom.*ChwKGkNOakI0OFhMNElvREZjam80d2NkbEpvejJR
2I've also become desensitized to your goddam robot Linda Tripp.
2It's tedious. But whatever. It is, as they say, de regieur around here. It's been ages since I was in a hurry. That was back when I thought there was someone looking forward to seeing me again.
2No one is waiting to see me again. It is I who cannot see; everyone can see me. Like a panda at a meat market in the dark.
2"Why isn't he trying to make more pandas?" Well, probably because fuck you, that's why. Grumble^3
2Tell you what: if you're so interested in anything at all... why the long delay? ANSWER: out of ammo and your rulers are out of any viable option except... this.
2Tell you what: if you're so interested in anything at all... why the long delay? ANSWER: out of ammo and your rulers are out of any viable option except... this.
2Well. At least it sets off your eyes well. Namaste. (If one is not free to speak, one is simp Lee -- not free.)
2Remember that there were multiple opportunities to tell me the truth; and that was not allowed. Because 'muh ways and means, I guess.
2I am not bait, and I am not prey. I am of no use to your kind, under these cirucmstances.
2You're better off running game on someone else. Sad but true.
2No; I want to get in a motor vehicle, and go to my goddam house. "drop a bomb." like, what the fuck. What, is Gaza flat already? blah blah blah.
2This is bullshit. Someone else did things, then hypnotized you to believe it was me. You haven't even considered the possibility that I'm being misrepresented. And you're all uptight, because you...
2got fooled. Well, anyone can be. No shame in it. And, I didn't do that either. I did, however, let you go your own way. I am not your boss, Ma'am.
2Also: you were dopeslaved by DEA and were not allowed to remember. Nice chaps, DEA. They sure did a great job protecting you, eh?
2I use entheongens to grow and work closer to God. Meanwhile, I don't know what you do... I just know that you do it with everyone else.
4We did get good Thai stick for a time.
2Have a nice time.
2I had my chance to be invited. I don't think I'm going to be very good company tonight.
2Allahu Akhbar.
4I remember seeing some of those guys when they got back.
4I just had dinner. I got sidetracked.
4I dumped her a while ago. πŸ˜†
4She cat fished me.
4All she wanted was American citizenship and a meal ticket.
4You pretty much nailed it.
12*2*Turtle Dove*FNKJ64egfsFQGYOZhnEzHQ*All she wanted was American citizenship and a meal ticket.*ChwKGkNORHY0SjNQNElvREZSVEh3Z1FkLWdnOGZR
4I'd want a yacht
12*2*Turtle Dove*FNKJ64egfsFQGYOZhnEzHQ*I'd want a yacht*ChwKGkNPVFctc0RQNElvREZjWDZsQWtkTXJjTUZn
4I have some unfortunate news about James Ortiz
4yeah
4Good news he's doing fine now.
4πŸ‘πŸΌ
4I need more barefoot time next spring
4I'll force myself into that passport office soon.
4I've only scraped the surface lately
4There's something interesting in those hills above Crystal Springs.
5Tinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 🀍
4you can do it with thought
4The "mine" kids.
12*2*Turtle Dove*FNKJ64egfsFQGYOZhnEzHQ*The "mine" kids.*ChwKGkNQTHZtNXpWNElvREZkLVE1UWNkbnZjTXJR
4Jay-Z πŸ‘
12*2*Turtle Dove*FNKJ64egfsFQGYOZhnEzHQ*Jay-Z πŸ‘*ChwKGkNOcjFuTHpWNElvREZXQWhzd0FkMHRBVldn
4πŸ”Ί
12*2*Turtle Dove*FNKJ64egfsFQGYOZhnEzHQ*πŸ”Ί*ChwKGkNKcXd1ZERWNElvREZkLVE1UWNkbnZjTXJR
4Linda Mar Vandels
4650
4Delta Airlines
4Lost in the Redwoods
4380 Interchange
4Pacheco Pass
4Fanny Bridge
4Sand Hill Rd
4405 to the 55
5πŸ‘€
5Have you ever considered? πŸ˜‚
12*2*Turtle Dove*wyeM-LI-oxeixH5hi0GD2Q*Have you ever considered? πŸ˜‚*ChwKGkNLZnQtSkxjNElvREZRd0sxZ0FkRHpBWUFn
5You have a good voice for a singer
5Thank you πŸ€—
5You can come here
4It's literally accelerating
4It's literally accelerating
4*linerally
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12*2*Turtle Dove*FNKJ64egfsFQGYOZhnEzHQ**linerally*ChwKGkNKQ1gzYm5mNElvREZiUENsQWtkTmE0ZzlB
6I'm sorry to hear about James Ortiz. Rest in Peace, James.
12*2*Turtle Dove*O0QMRX5CwjPZI4QyRI9dwA*I'm sorry to hear about James Ortiz. Rest in Peace, James.*ChwKGkNKdnl4OXprNElvREZkc3YxZ0FkZkFjcFl3
4He completed his mission and will be back... in time.
4There has to be few opium dens left in Chinatown
4maybe they moved them over to Millbrae?
4I'll always miss the weather, but there are other places to be.
4We'll always have the Art & Wine festival.
4I'm not scared.
12*2*Turtle Dove*FNKJ64egfsFQGYOZhnEzHQ*I'm not scared.*ChwKGkNPRDJxcHpyNElvREZXNFBMd2dkVkFNMHJn
4No
4The axis of Knievel 🏍
12*2*Turtle Dove*FNKJ64egfsFQGYOZhnEzHQ*No*ChwKGkNOV3N4ZWpyNElvREZmYVA1UWNkUmxRWHJn
4He shines 24/7
4They did have bad choices of wardrobe
4He grew up in Hanford
4West coast M is not as documented
4They ran restaurants, dive bars and grocery stores.
4The King of Tonga lives in Hillsborough
4They were from all walks of life.
12*2*Turtle Dove*FNKJ64egfsFQGYOZhnEzHQ*They were from all walks of life.*ChwKGkNKRzF2dW51NElvREZRQW9zd0FkM0pnZzlB
7turtle is back
7turtledove2025
7the turtle NFL report...brought to you by honk honk ...
7Seahawks won
7Vikings lost
7chiefs blown out
7that concludes the honk honk sports report here on turtle tv
4Live begins at the canal
4It can also end there
12*2*Turtle Dove*FNKJ64egfsFQGYOZhnEzHQ*Live begins at the canal*ChwKGkNKZWFpZlR3NElvREZZNlc1UWNkNzdFZWVn
7sorry about the dolphins turtle
7turtle will never die...just multiply
4Buried deep πŸ˜†
7turtle is talking about some things tonight
4I've only been to Oregon once, I need to go one more time
4I've ruled out North Idaho and Montana
12*2*Turtle Dove*FNKJ64egfsFQGYOZhnEzHQ*I've ruled out North Idaho and Montana*ChwKGkNNZnU0TVQwNElvREZadVc1UWNkYXcwRFRB
4I think so
482 yrs old
12*2*Turtle Dove*FNKJ64egfsFQGYOZhnEzHQ*82 yrs old*ChwKGkNLemk3N1QyNElvREZXcVk1UWNkSmw4Rmhn
4I've never heard this version
4No one has succeeded πŸ˜†
8james ortix died according to jason
4Yeah he has.
4I was thinking the same. I'm working on something digital.
4James was a great guy
4Big boys don't cry.
8RIP JAMES you will be missed
4He was ready.
12*2*Turtle Dove*FNKJ64egfsFQGYOZhnEzHQ*He was ready.*ChwKGkNNanh5Y1Q3NElvREZadVc1UWNkYXcwRFRB
4The coffee shops will be open here soon. β˜•
4Bitcoin is ready πŸš€
8even though i have a girlfriend turtle you will always have a spot in my heart. you are the best bff a guy could ask for
4Staring at the ceiling isn't fun.
4wondering where all the birds went?
4I have lives banned in every country
9hi everyone!
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4I'm dearly loved in Canada.
4Actually worshipped almost.
4ignorance can be bliss
4Hwy 99 in CA is one of the most boring
4I actually like Hwy 50
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4Junior & senior year were pretty intense
4The candy store 🍬
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5Tinaaaaa
5πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—
5No sleep?
4Far East Movement gave me permission to play G6 etc. I was surprised
4It would be great to have a comprehensive list of music that's ok to play from YT
4What famous actor or musician was your first crush?
4She is very cool too. πŸ˜‰
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4We rotate our product regularly.
4Queen Victoria
4I walked out before the party started, never looked back.
4I wasn't offended, just kinda shocked.
4funny what they did behind closed doors downtown.
12*2*Turtle Dove*FNKJ64egfsFQGYOZhnEzHQ*funny what they did behind closed doors downtown.*ChwKGkNLWGZ1cWFSNFlvREZXNFBMd2dkVkFNMHJn
4Chef in the kitchen
4I know the feeling
12*2*Turtle Dove*FNKJ64egfsFQGYOZhnEzHQ*I know the feeling*ChwKGkNOQzRydDZUNFlvREZXcVk1UWNkSmw4Rmhn
4Even music has its own timing
5🀍
4Get rid of all those foreskin grills.
4unusually warm here this week, no complaints
4I tried it, it was like shattering glass
472Β° is perfect
4water
4I love tresspassing
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4Love ya ❀
4you had like 10 gawkers
4I was going to tell them we've been living together
4Since they have the entire story twisted
4Like a merry-go-round
4Steve Banyon
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5🀍 you
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