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seasideMARK Got £331 Cex voucher to spend, it not for me, might be for you, staying in weather crap.
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0eggsacly Mason
1blowy all the wayyy and i mean all the way
14x more suction
2lmao ^
3lol
4PS5 ready for the winter
24x more blinding! 🤣👍
4I just bought five games for mine
160 watts hahaha
1what a peice of crap
3yep he should get a normal PS5
1for 155 notes
2my arse is louder than 60 watts #sniffthat
1lmaoo
1😀
3after a curry
0😂
1mark the shopaholic
1it 4x more powerful addiction
260 watts, 155 sheets 😨
5Sleep on it Mark and decide tomorrow
6It’s a good place to be
2better than givin it to bookies mate
4PS5 PS5 PS5
6What’s going on naaaaaw
3you don't need another iPad but you need a PS5 for the dark lonely nights
2your jokin! ^
7Get in
4Why don’t you try again yourself a PS5? They are good.
7Mark you buying a load of new devices?
4Laugh out loud
4That is definitely not for you
1i think its obvious by now he doesnt want another ps5 😞
1i wish he would buy one though
1bring back the seaside gaming channel
3put it in the basket Dee lad
2but £300 worth of b curtis 🤣🤜🏼
4I’m on the PS5. I’m playing alone in the dark and I can’t get the final boss.
7Buy the fucker now
0spend it all on Temu and see what crap you receive. unboxing videos
7A grade
1im playing on my sega megadrive, kicking it old skool on some sonic, and golden axe
8yes yes de lads
1it lush it retro all the way
7Jollyroger mark would have 10 unboxing everyday buying like a billlionaire off temu
2retro = ftw joe
9Party speaker looks lush. 4 x bass
4They are too big and they are too bulky
1too right nunya ❤
2i ordered a dildo, #unboxing
9Mark loves gadgets. He a cex addict
0😭🤣🤣🤣David C
3dedfox sega all the way 👍
1YESS DILDO unboxing is my favorite
2lmao ^
10Ten times louder ten times prouder
9250 watts for me but not for you
1warren i love it mate, such nostalgia. i got shinobi too. micro machines, home alone
2250 isnt bad tbf. on a bluetoof speeker
810 times louder :)
9Great console dedfox
3@nunya was it C... grade??
1too right barney my lad
9A grade warren
2lmao warren
4The only problem is it last 10 times shorter
2used dildos 🤮
4Don’t buy that crap you’ll get rid of it within one week
1mark please
10Sandford exclusive
1buy console mate
3Barney I'm talking about nunya dildo lol
1it will be so loud that it will cause noise complaints
4When I’m on my pushbike, I’m running three JBL flips in party mode unbelievable sound
2i got that warren lol
11Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.
2hopefully new 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2imagine used dildo C grade 🤮🐟🤣
3Sandford lane all the way 🔊🔊🔊🔊
1c grade it will be stinking of fish and shit and cheesy 🤮
2its not for me. but it could be for you
7Mark your farts stink of fish and shit
3it's for you Mark 😉
7MAKE SOME NOISE
2lmao 🤣👍
7MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE
0the size of that speaker is deceptive.
7MONEY WELL FUCKING SPENT MARK!!!! GET IN!!!
1its actually pocket size @Jolly Roger xxxx
3@nunya C grade stands for crabs lol
0lol Dedfox de lad, top fella.
2🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
1get in jolly 😀
1250 watts is huge
1blow your ears out
1clean the wax out of them
12Get in de lads
1it will be lush
2is if for BT speaker
0get in JOEL de lad
3better than another iPad 👍
12Top lad Jolly Roger
7MARK CAN YOU CELEBRATE OPEN ANOTHER BUDWIESER DE LAD
1but its winter soon, you wont be down sandford lane much will you? so is this really the most ideal purchase mate?
9Marks new catchphrase is really triggering the trolls. It great.
3they will be able to hear you in Swanage mark lol
9Is it for you?
9You’re joking
94 x louder
1id rather sell my arse and shit through my ribs
3good bit of Bass Dee lad
4Mark I have calculated the amount of money you’ve wasted in CX since given up the bookies is 12,500
9lol
2🤣
1AM I RECORDING
13Mark you getting Apple Watch series 10 or iPhone 16 when it’s out?
9Mark paid for Cex CEO to go to Jamaica lol
0Dedfox is right, won't be down Sandford lane much in the dark nights
9Of course I’m recurding
2right...
1£12,500? i reckon its tripple that mate
4Laugh out loud Barney rebel
2wet. cold, dark nights.
1yeah he should have bought this in thye summer @Jolly Roger xxxx
1strange time to buy it now
2marks got his raincoat on ravin 🤣👍
4How do you stay gambling Mark? You just saved money?
1is the speaker waterproof?
2bag a beer
3the code could be for me but not for you
13Bag of beer and fuck off
2lol^
4Can you imagine I’m Wife that spends and throws away money like Mark
13😂
14how did medical go de lad
10Meals on wheels all the way
3bass on wheels Dee lads
15its the size of a bus it needs wheels
9Get in mark
9Be back in cex by end of month lol
14all the way
2yes barney
7MARK IS BUDWEISER FOR YOU?
9Mark a cex addict
1buy for £250 sell it for £150 it lush my lads
4It needs wheels because it’s really heavy
3new set of wheels Dee lads
9Mark gets a rush from buying gadgets it great
2mark, are you my long lost twin?
4Why don’t you stop throwing money at CX Mark?
14it so lush guys
3Budweiser is not for me
7MAKR BUY SOME ADULT DIAPERS
2lmao ^
1buy some tampons and teabags
1get in
2🤣🤣🤣🤣
3Mark you remind me of the chuckle brothers from me to you!!
14unboxing coming on strong
2manpons 🤣
1😀
1barry chuckle and paul chuckle
1legends
1rip barry
2to me, to you
3👍
1👍
4Mark I am not being horrible but this obsession with CEX is costing you a lot more money than when you used to gamble on the horses
16seasideMARK got me friend in Derby who could use some of that voucher if you don't mind splitting it over kebabs
7MARK YOU GAMBLING?
17What's going on naaaaaaar
7YOU LOOSE TODAY?
2😨
7MARK I JUST USED YOUR VOUCHER
7LOL
1823 minutes no bookies
7GET REKT MARK I JUST TOOK YOUR 330 QUID
7ITS FOR ME
2👍🤣🤣🤣
16@David C might not be for you
1voucher is on for free for david c
1get innnn
2david c wants his budweiser money back 🤣
9Seaside gamer is on the horizon. Ps5 for the dark nights
7GET IN MARK I JUST TOOK YOUR COUCHER
7ITS FOR ME!!!!!!!
9Road to sandford lane
2🤣
7I JUST SKANKED YOUR VOUCHER GET IN!!!!
16@David C BLOODY LEAVE HIM ALONE
3Road to CEX more like lol
1too late now barney, he bought the speaker with voucher, well £150 left but doubt a ps5 will come out of it
2😨
9David C has purchased some Bose headphones de lad with voucher. It’s not for you
9lol warren
19Wow this is lush
7GET IN!@!!!! LETS CELEBRATE
18might be for you but not for your neighbouts
10For CEX only
7IM OFF TO CHIPOTLE FOR A STEAK BURITTO!!!!
19Roder to the masters
19Apple watch lol
1buritto itto all the way
20hope ur well mark lad 👍
6What in the universal credit is going on here
19Seaside fitness
18michael stoute is retiring mark
3a jock strap
112*3*O5Ru7FOr3lPPenpsP5vvWA
6It nice with a few beers
20xbox?
2twolls 🤧
9 Adele?
2sniff that
10Smelly welly delly again
18does he ever read chat
3switch
1sniff ittttttt
20music player
9Not another delly welly
19Yesssss
19Daker rally
9Road to the masters and robocop
19Road to the masters
19Seaside Robocop
9Alone in the dark
19Mark was good at the golf game
9Seagull Simulator
2ps5 for 150, it will be Z grade 🤣
15get a dell laptop
3MARK PS5 PRO OUT NOVEMBER THE 7TH £700:face-turquoise-covering-eyes::face-turquoise-covering-eyes::face-turquoise-covering-eyes::face-turquoise-covering-eyes::face-turquoise-covering-eyes::face-turquoise-covering-eyes::face-turquoise-covering-eyes::face-turquoise-covering-eyes::face-turquoise-covering-eyes::face-turquoise-covering-eyes::face-turquoise-covering-eyes::face-turquoise-covering-eyes::face-turquoise-covering-eyes::face-turquoise-covering-eyes:
1yeah 100% nunya
4Get yourself alone in the dark the final boss is a bitch
9Sandford Lane Simulatorn
2lol joe
21Good evening dear lads
1why you buying the games before you get the console mate?
19Mark buy road to the trolls. Final boss is Riff Ratz we got to defeat him
2its how his brain works 🤣🤜🏼
21Call of duty 6 de leed
4Mark is the only person I know that I’ve had 3PS fives and lost 800 quid
10PS6 out at Christmas
22Mark have a look on my community page there's a pic of bomb
19King J top fella and a good member of the seaside army
19Cheaper to pick them up
21U better of going to the shop de led
4Don’t buy the games you just wasting your money
23Cheers Mark lad
19Mark read King Js comment
4I think you need a new brain
16get a drone lad
9Rebuy sony camera
1lmao
21Vr headset de lad
19Mark with a drone would be epic content
9Gadget obsessed
24pixel 9
9Seaside pilot would be class
3Nokia 3310 all the way
10Yeah get a smartphone
1i think he is using cex as an alternative platform to gambling?
2do cex sell pulsating fannys?
19Mark buy a rocket and fly to the moon
2🤣🤣🤣🤣🤜🏼
1dopimine hit
4Get yourself the new riverbank storage system
2yes warren, snake! 🤣🤜🏼
4It only cost you about 2 1/2 thousand
0someone told me you can watch porn on the quest VR. so, like you do I tried it. lads, it frightened the crap out of me. full sized naked people. n
16@nunya not as if CEX has ounces of THC flower
3🐍
9Buy a sex doll for the dark nights de lad. 4 x action , 4 x suction
2the staff do lol
2theyre all high af haha
2buy an oz of weed mark and smoke the lot in 1 sit 🤣
4We’ve already been down that road it didn’t work out
3I tried VR porn it gets 4x messy Dee lads
16speaker, headphones. sorted
19😂😂😂
2google 9 google 999998
9Get in there leeeeeed
9Mark having orgasm over cex gadgets get in
18you had a fit the last time you had headphones
25Wow
2lmao barney
19Barney lol
9Mark show us your cex order history lol
16@Barney Rubble kingsman voucher
19Karaoke nights are back get in
4I love the way that you use CX for content, but it is costing you a fortune
1without mark, cex would go in to administation
169X louder is no joke lad
2sad thing is. im excited hes excited, i think we all need to calm down a little bit 🤣
9Mark got gold plated cex loyalty card
3skull candy crushers Evo are metal for bass mark I have a pair 👍
19Mark you should do volunteer work at CEX
18unboxing upload and sending back uploads to come
16blud got the CEX Express Platinum card
9Lush
1the more mark spends, the more it makes me want to save
23Holiday with Ellon been cancelled?
19Dress like a goth and spray paint your head de lad fit in nicely
19😂😂😂
9That’s cex ceo to thank mark for his latest order lol
16@dedfox never save the voucher get in there lad
9Lol
169x, 10x louder
1lmao david c
1USA
1USA
9Pmsl
1U S A
19How did David c find marks channel lol
26oh hello
9David c is really marks dad
1i have always wondered that lmao @Guy In The Grey Suit
1his been a fan for so many years
19Dedfox 😂😂
9Towels cancelled
0David Cs a top Merican fella.
2your jokin!
1LMAOO
1SHITTY TOWELS
1LOVELY
3wipe your ribs on the bed sheets and sell you're ass
9Trolls raging about David C it great
2skiddy towels lo lo lovely
19Bed a sheets lol
2lmao waren
0lol Warren
1riff raffy clipping this video right now. 4x more of a loser he is
3mark's favourite band skid row
9Mark doesn’t mind the twoll vids
4When when I went to Sanford Lane had shit all over my jeans because I sat on the beaches and the benches and Mark wiped his arse in them
1LOl warren
1get in
1he has disability, cant help shitting himself he gets 4x more benefit moneys for it
1trolls fuming 😀
0lol Hillbilly
2i shit myself too
3:washhands::washhands:
2we all poo
27Trumpy trump all the way
16@nunya you have to poo yourself in front of the council
1after i poo, i always take a shower and clean myself
27What an experience
1better than toilet paper
2trump means fart in the uk, hope mr C knows this
3yep a pint is 568
27David C can you send him a keg of it?
2more yes
19Here we go
292 ml more
19Great dancing
34x louder with new speaker
2710x lush
27Henry Lushington
1laura lush, show me your bush
4Without new speaker less hope you don’t get caught out in the rain because it will be four times fucked
34x happier neighbors 👍
2lmao %
1is the speaker waterproof?
2^
1genuine question
4With that new speaker, let’s hope you don’t get caught out in the rain or it will get soaking wet and you will get four times fucked
27Neighbours will be loving the 10x louder sound thats on for free
7That lush
28Yes de mark
2mark what about a power bank, for sandford lane
27Cant wait to hear Mark singing 'YELLOW@ on the 10x louder speaker.. it's gonna be lush - what an experience
1davd c can you send mark a keg
4I reckon we all ought to make up the panel between us viewers and say to him what to buy and what not to buy it would be good
16@Lapse In Motion 9 times louder
9Top tunes from seaside radio
1yes @HiLLBiLLY_ROCK_
3Power bank is a good shout dedfox 👍
16only 2.95 delivery chharge lads get in thereeeee
2😨
4But that again, I don’t think that would work because Mark of practically bought everything that is in CX
27Mark can use it as a table top down sandford lane to put his beer on, or use it as a barstool - GET IN!!
0😂😂😂
4Mark, if you carry on the way you are you gonna end up blowing up?
3Mark I hope they are not spare ribs you need them later to shit
0good idea lapse in motion de lad
2like a bear 🐻
9Mark happy it lush
27lol @Warren
4Hi, reckon we want to get Mark on a diet
0Warren😂😂😂😂
9Remember when mark ate his food off the work surface. Plates got cancelled lol
4Four more weeks and he will be like Daniel Thompson Sullivan
16@HiLLBiLLY_ROCK_ lifes too short not to enjoy it lad
27@Barney Rubble That was luvley that was
9Eggsactly
4We all love Mark and we all want him to stay around, but if he keeps on eating and put on weight, it won’t be long before ER a clincher
9Enough to buy Ellen a box of roses
29When your sleeve is your napkin, you know you’ve made it in life…..
16@HiLLBiLLY_ROCK_ nothing too long life's too short not to enjoy it lad
27When's Mark gonna dig out his wig, green face paint and clown nose?
16buy you a mobile power bank
3power bank as dedfox said Mark....
4What you don’t seem to realise is that life is too short when you die at 100 nought when you die at 50
16is it for me?
0good idea Dedfox, a power bank.
4Life is too short, so why kill yourself?
16@HiLLBiLLY_ROCK_ if too short at 100 what's long at 50 then?
16@HiLLBiLLY_ROCK_ there's got to be something in it for me
29Hillbilly rock?
29Make that make sense lad….
4If someone said to me, I can get another 50 years if I stop eating and putting on weight like a beast I would do so
16not me
9Wtf is that lol
10😂
3POWERBANK Mark
9It might be for you but it’s not for me
16bad vibes from that title alone seasideMARK
9Mark buy wurzel gummidge
3I do as a young kid
29Friends box set…..
4Worzel Gummidge all the way
16surprise coming
9Eggsactly hillbilly
3think that was my first handy
4Alan could be aunt Sally
16not buying adult subscriptions now are we?
9Get basic instinct on 4k to watch wiv Helen
0no need Barney lad, it's all on YouTube, love a bit of Wurzel
7GET IN MARK
1nice vibrator for seaside elen
29Alan Partridge Box Set…..
30How doing there boy
9Nice one Jolly
4Sorry for the misspelling, but I’m on the iPhone. I am got my glasses and there’s no way my typing on my iPhone.
3ChuckleVision box set mark all the way me to you...
31vibrator might be for u but its not for me
1id happily pay 100 bar for that boxset warren
4Hi hlan, a big block vibrator
30Nice cider for you No sulphates
14x more nostalgia
4Black
3👍 lol
4Alan is a top lady
1alan hahah
1get in
4H for Helen
1once you have opened the parcels, you can take them back to cex and buy two other things
4Why is it that iPhone says Alan when I’m saying Helen?
1keep getting that dopamine hit my lad
3lol dedfox
1lol
16get in there lad
32how did the doctors go my led?
3unboxing and boxing videos all the wayy
1dvla medical completed but i think it will take a few weeks for results and then a decision on if he gets license back or not
1trolls will be fuming if he does
3true dedfox
32eggzackly Dedfox de led
1👍
29Don’t make no sense….
0True dedfox
3never does around here @Bunga
3that why we like it ..
1mark what is for dinner?
0everyday we can make a troll fume is a great day
33DRINKING UPDATE? BUDWEISER TIME. USA NIGHT 🇺🇲
1havent seen you eat a monsoon in a while mark
1nice vindaloo
14x hotter
3so you not tempted by the PS5 PRO @£700 Mark?
7Fish
1ps5 is lovely
33BUDWEISER NIGHT BUDWEISER NIGHT BUDWEISER NIGHT BUDWEISER NIGHT BUDWEISER NIGHT BUDWEISER NIGHT BUDWEISER NIGHT BUDWEISER NIGHT
09X louder, get in,
16new speaker 9x louder
34Get yourself a drink before the cold lonely nights, dee lid
1when you get that feeling, its time for some sexual healing
3lol dedfox oh no
3510 more beers update later my lad
1LOL
0I think cex will give you a tenner for your old speaker
1nice dried out burnt chops
26wheres ya hat on ya heed?
1it so nice
16looks great
36trolls fuming and its lush
36and I mean lush
3where ever you leave your delly smelly that you home ....
4Get in there, Mark. I am on the Aniken 620 mil bottles.
3you're*
4Heineken
26meat on the bone
1we will miss you delly welly
36only the best pork chops and kitty is fuming. It great
1miss you buddy
4Miss you, buddy is fucking hilarious
1kitty can only dream of eating pork chops 😀
3she will get one in the chops
36Exactly dedfox
1right in the choppsssss
36Exactly warren
4Mark arteries will take a pic fork to get through
36So get in
1kitty wishes she had the benefits mark gets. but kitty only getting UC. haha it lovely
37Actually pork chops cheaper than lamb chops
0I couldn't get a delivery from tescos for Friday, so Fridays ale coming Thursday so get in
3where ever you lay you're gadgets that's your CEX lol
33CURTIS BUTCHERS PORK CHOPS AND BUDWEISER FROM THE USA. LIFE DON'T GET MUCH BETTER DEE LADS
34x lush 👍
3l8rs guys
33MARKS OUT OF 10 FOR THE PORK CHOPS DEE LAD?
33DAVID C SUCH A GREAT GUY SENDING YOU BUDWEISER FROM THE USA
110*0