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| 0 | Lovely pizza that looks mate |
| 0 | Next week we get some hot weather again de lad |
| 1 | rubbish summer but we all happy |
| 1 | every day we above ground is a great day |
| 1 | Swanage Robin be here soon |
| 1 | garlic is very healthy |
| 1 | seaside chopper, what a chopper |
| 2 | No vampires for you deeee laddd hahaha |
| 0 | Who are Liverpool playing |
| 2 | Been horrible the internation break lad |
| 1 | Liverpool flying. They win Premier league easy this year |
| 1 | and I mean easy |
| 0 | Wow. All your teams playing each other |
| 0 | Liverpool to win the league this year |
| 1 | premier league could be for Liverpool but it's not for city |
| 3 | what you having for dessert after pizza ? |
| 1 | seaside a good cook. I like his cooking streams |
| 4 | pineaple on pizza all the way |
| 5 | theres a hole there mark |
| 0 | I had email from transport for London. They had a cyber attack and have arrested a 17 year old. It not good de lad lots of peoples bank details been hacked into |
| 6 | mark did you see kitty slagging you off? |
| 1 | That pizza will be banging |
| 5 | thats for you melid |
| 6 | niitendo twitch is lush mark |
| 7 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 5 | dee lads |
| 6 | mark you drinking budweiser today? |
| 8 | sumo sam |
| 8 | mark got 18q on sumo sam |
| 6 | Mark did you see that 3 fold phone from Xaomi i sent you only $2800 a bargain folds 3 times! |
| 9 | cut in half then half again be 4x as lush👍👍👍 |
| 5 | get int here melid |
| 10 | cosmic kitty fuming at this pizza |
| 4 | yer olive oil is expensive nowski |
| 10 | seaside eating like a king and kitty eating like a Ethiopian on a sanction |
| 11 | what's the coconut oil for? |
| 12 | Got that tatty jumper on again…..not for me it might be for you but it’s not for me |
| 10 | that pizza looks lush |
| 4 | @jack blimey |
| 9 | kitty slobbering at sight of pizza de lad |
| 10 | kitty eating one single bean on a slice of mouldy toast raging |
| 10 | genius using the pizza box instead of using a plate |
| 0 | Rapseed all the way |
| 0 | Rapseed Nesbit |
| 13 | Enjoy ole pizza lad |
| 4 | lol |
| 0 | Too expensive |
| 14 | lovely |
| 4 | yer we had a letter too every winter |
| 10 | so much for electric and heating bills going down |
| 4 | robbin bastards |
| 0 | Bastard government |
| 0 | They scum |
| 9 | top tip de lad cut pizza in 4 put slice in air fryer only take few minutes while eating put another slice in be quicker then waiting for oven to heat up 👍👍👍👍 |
| 0 | Giving all the money to refugees |
| 14 | seaside disabled people like you should get a cold weather payment you would've worked all your life if not for TMAU |
| 13 | Malt liquor |
| 10 | it's autumn |
| 0 | Mak go away stop begging |
| 0 | We know why you are here |
| 10 | summer was officially over a week ago |
| 14 | spackersmelly is not our chairman |
| 13 | Guvment are scum bags let nasty people out jail what a joke |
| 0 | Not our UK chairman |
| 15 | Lovely being able go have seaside on my telly whilst putting dinner in my belly |
| 15 | And indeed, mak is NOT the chairman |
| 0 | Mak you should go to prison at least you get a bed for the winter |
| 0 | Mak never our UK chairman |
| 6 | mark i just took a 300 pound bet for man city to get relegated |
| 14 | it's a joke |
| 6 | mark why is the government want the vulnerable to freeze in the cold |
| 13 | Hahahah magpie dont need be a chairman im my self OG MAKAVELI |
| 16 | Just make a fire, it's freeeee |
| 0 | Mak go away |
| 8 | did sumo sam win |
| 6 | mark can you download sky sports on your niiitendo twich? |
| 10 | Oxford comma KEEEEMON |
| 17 | Ryan more aaaaallll the way |
| 0 | Brilliant lol |
| 0 | YouTube legend |
| 10 | KEEEEEEEEEEEMON |
| 16 | CMON RYAN MOOOORE!!! |
| 6 | hacckin |
| 0 | lol |
| 6 | mark i put 300 brick for man city to get relegated |
| 0 | Louder de lad |
| 8 | grt in |
| 0 | 😂😂😂😂 |
| 11 | another day at the office! keep it private! |
| 6 | hes hackkkkkin |
| 10 | KEEEEEEEEEEEMON MORE |
| 0 | What’s appenin naaaaaaaah |
| 6 | cant loose |
| 6 | lol |
| 13 | Get ole beer down ya lad |
| 11 | KEEP IT PRIVATE |
| 17 | I’m 8 months no bookies, I don’t miss it this is giving me PTSD |
| 16 | life's better when you gamble |
| 6 | mark you rushing back to CEX for a cash injection? |
| 8 | get in |
| 8 | 18 |
| 8 | 245 |
| 8 | mark i got it |
| 8 | sumo sam |
| 8 | 235 in sky rocket |
| 18 | Get in |
| 19 | Hey up mark |
| 16 | You're a very smart man, mark |
| 19 | Are you gambling? Is gambling for you? Because it’s not for me |
| 10 | PIZZA BURNING DE LID |
| 11 | you can't lose if you don't play! |
| 10 | SMOKE!!! |
| 18 | Dark nights are coming de lad |
| 19 | It’s not for me |
| 13 | Ffs raining here what shit |
| 19 | Pizza with extra garlic is for me |
| 15 | Wow |
| 0 | That looks lush |
| 19 | Mak did mark give you 20 quid? |
| 15 | Pizza is definitely for you but it’s definitely not for us |
| 10 | that is lush that |
| 0 | I hate Mak |
| 0 | He is here for one reason |
| 0 | He’s here scrounging hoping mark says he will send him some money |
| 17 | you’re telling me you don’t have a pizza cutter |
| 10 | the lushiest pizza in the history of lush pizza |
| 13 | I dont need money sick tied get call begger while veli is for drugs |
| 18 | It’s lush |
| 10 | Extra toppings all rand |
| 19 | That pizza looks good and there’s no washing up me |
| 0 | Mak you scrounge off mark all the time |
| 19 | Leeeed |
| 0 | You never donate to him |
| 15 | Mak gives nothing of value. Chairman my arse. |
| 18 | Mark is the chairman |
| 19 | Chairman he hasn’t even got a chair to sit on at his rat infested bed sit |
| 0 | He takes advantage of Marks kindness |
| 13 | Greavesy what do u do on here just troll lol lmao |
| 15 | Lol |
| 14 | seaside eating premium pizza straight from Italy spackersmelly eating cheese from his toes on mouldy bread |
| 13 | Hahahahah |
| 18 | Gamble free for u |
| 16 | PS5 Pro for the dark nights |
| 0 | He has never ever asked Mark how he is. Just asks him for money |
| 19 | That pizza is for me |
| 16 | Can I have a slice please, mark |
| 14 | seaside what toppings? |
| 18 | Garlic bread? |
| 17 | are you on gamstop |
| 19 | Mark do u wanna buy my iPhone 13 Pro? CEx will give me 211 so you can have it for 240 only cost you 29 quid when you trade it in for some cash in the sky rocket |
| 11 | mark loves the racing not the gambling! |
| 19 | iPhone I phone iPhone |
| 13 | Hahaha i eat good food thanks so nice u fools dont know nothing i love it |
| 18 | I’ve pre ordered Apple Watch |
| 19 | Mak your too skinny pal |
| 19 | Apple Watch might detect svt |
| 18 | Are u getting iPhone 16 |
| 13 | And allways been my size way is |
| 14 | 🐈😺 |
| 20 | cheers de lad. When is the Nintendo Switch going to CEX? Thursday? |
| 19 | I’m getting iPhone 16 pro , going to pre order it tomorrow |
| 19 | Alright Adam |
| 14 | I'm alright thanks seaside. I love cats |
| 6 | get in benjamin |
| 20 | cheers Benjamin |
| 6 | iphone 16 pro max all the way |
| 10 | cosmic kitty watching frothing at the mouth |
| 11 | I hear peons are eating cats in USA! |
| 6 | mark you only got 60 hz refresh rate |
| 11 | people |
| 0 | Mark, is Sambo the cat still alive? Sambo was a great cat samboooooooooo |
| 18 | I got 15 plus |
| 20 | they make special catnip collars for cats like that so get can used to it |
| 6 | get a spare samsung s25 ultra |
| 21 | 16 pro max de lad |
| 19 | Cosmic kitty frothing at the fanny, thrush attack |
| 6 | mark that pizza looks soggy |
| 14 | seaside how was DVLA assesment? |
| 22 | I'm having some cider for dinner |
| 13 | I got iphone 11 happy it iso 18 |
| 19 | Did you tell them how many shandies you drink mark |
| 22 | No sulphates for me chap |
| 18 | Get in |
| 21 | Battery 🔋 100% |
| 16 | Trip to Wilkins in October |
| 19 | I’m currently drinking a shandy. Heineken 0% mixed with cloudy lemonade |
| 6 | mark can you give a shoutout to all the Sea Otters and Seals? |
| 22 | We waiting to see you Edwards |
| 23 | I'm getting the new mac M4 David C |
| 19 | Keep the 15 mark. But what’s point getting rid of all your stuff constantly . Nothing wrong with any of it |
| 24 | There is no way you gonna finish that pizza off all on your own! It’s massive!…. |
| 22 | We do special deal for you chap |
| 19 | Are you new here bunga bunga |
| 23 | New ones coming out soon |
| 24 | Big up USB-C ….. |
| 23 | Apple are doing there special event soon and black friday there should be some deals about |
| 0 | Seaside army get in |
| 0 | We always the seaside army |
| 13 | Uk drinkers life |
| 6 | mark you got a lot of seaside army viewers that do not comment |
| 19 | What happened to the cerne Abbas delivery |
| 0 | Always growing that is lush |
| 25 | Get in mark mate |
| 22 | Send them to Wedmore for Cider |
| 21 | Hyundai i20 on order , license bk |
| 26 | Lovleh |
| 6 | Mark what are your thought about the samsung s25 ultra? |
| 19 | Cerne Abbas cancelled? |
| 26 | Pip car get in there |
| 22 | Thanks for the support Edwards you good chap |
| 24 | Your car insurance premium is gonna be through the roof….. |
| 21 | Pip car just add petrol on for free |
| 19 | How much is electric car on the meter? |
| 14 | seaside will you get top rate pop back? |
| 26 | Yeah why not cheaper to run |
| 0 | Did you get the back payment yet mate |
| 0 | That was a lovely result |
| 27 | how many items do you have De lad? |
| 14 | seaside this is discrimination against you |
| 23 | Sweet sweet pip |
| 24 | Kier Starmer wants you off benefits…… |
| 23 | Good luck Mark |
| 14 | top rate daily living and top rate mobility coming on strong |
| 0 | lol brilliant |
| 23 | They can't deny that it's discrimination |
| 0 | I never asked to be born |
| 24 | Is the medical just a sniff test then?….. |
| 11 | polish doctor ! |
| 22 | I never get ill i drink 7 to 8 pints a day |
| 11 | I love czech women |
| 22 | Ot even had a cold chap |
| 27 | she...she... Sheffield |
| 0 | Great result |
| 7 | 2*3*3zxVlu-11OsfK838z5eePQ |
| 22 | Our cider cures all ills |
| 23 | lol |
| 14 | 🇨🇿🇨🇿 |
| 21 | if your new to this channel ( google ) TMAU |
| 0 | More money means more gadgets and the trolls will hate it |
| 22 | Best Cider Farm in the UK |
| 24 | He is gonna finish off the whole pizza, all by himself you know….. |
| 24 | Proper mental…. |
| 24 | That’s about 20,000 calories…. |
| 28 | Can you do a shout out to hogia Wil please Mark ? |
| 0 | It’s just an oven pizza |
| 19 | They will use the volantry work against you they will say if you can work for free you can work for £££ |
| 18 | I got a laptop from cex 12th gen i5 |
| 14 | seaside works for YouTube and Google and RSPB he needs the calories |
| 22 | We got some New Hoodies in |
| 19 | I’m 10 weeks no alcohol today - 20 more days and I can have a beer 🍺 |
| 24 | When you gonna put the heating on?… |
| 29 | see he's playing hazel cooking |
| 30 | mark her in |
| 18 | Get in |
| 21 | Chuck as much spear cash on your meter before October |
| 22 | Also some new Cheddar Cheese |
| 6 | Mark i invest in BP Energy, cant wait for my dividends to come in this winter |
| 0 | Playing Hazel get in |
| 31 | alright guuuuuuys |
| 14 | get in iain |
| 31 | pizza on thursdeeeeee get innnnnnn |
| 6 | Mark i am investing in energy companies cant wait for my dividends to come in ill be sitting back collecting my cash dividends |
| 31 | am doing alright me leeeeed |
| 31 | how'd medical go mark |
| 14 | lovely |
| 6 | mark you locked indoors like a caveman |
| 21 | Sanford lane dance off tonight new 400w speaker |
| 19 | He enjoyed the prostate exam park iain* |
| 31 | brilliant de laaaaad |
| 31 | lol get in Benjamin de laaaaad |
| 21 | Clear as a bell 🔔 |
| 6 | mark i think your camera just went blurry |
| 32 | What’s on the menu de leds |
| 14 | we can see okay seaside |
| 14 | a bit blurry |
| 19 | Yes it does a bit |
| 6 | its your bandwith getting throttled |
| 6 | get the light on |
| 24 | If you pass your medical for your car licence, they’ll use that information on your PIP medical…. |
| 29 | yes mate |
| 6 | turn the light on de lad it too dark for the cam cam cam camera |
| 19 | No fault lol 😂 it’s probably grease in the screen |
| 19 | Move the macbook |
| 21 | 14 day return cex |
| 31 | wtf going on ear naaaaaa |
| 32 | What’s everybody drinking ? Are you having a tea or coffee a latte a orange juice a desperado |
| 31 | just ad a coffee lee |
| 19 | Alcohol free lemon shandy for me Lee |
| 31 | was on the magners yesterday |
| 32 | Lovely Iain keep it 4 x more caffeine |
| 29 | that's better update update |
| 6 | get in |
| 32 | Lovely Benjamin no hangovers for you de led |
| 14 | apple 🍎🍏 |
| 25 | Premier leagues back this weekend |
| 31 | got to keep eyedrated guuuuys |
| 32 | David c get in |
| 21 | Is Youfiber in your area mark 1000 up 1000 down £30 brick |
| 6 | had to ping seaside to remind him its all under warranty |
| 29 | send it to apple my liiddd |
| 6 | get in seaside tuk |
| 31 | mark will want newcastle Bournemouth and liverpool to win |
| 28 | Shout out to hogia Wil please Mark. |
| 6 | get in apple takes good care of vulnerable |
| 13 | Latez lad drink next hour cam up |
| 19 | 8 gigs a ram |
| 6 | have a bud de lad |
| 6 | refreshing and delicious |
| 6 | 1 didnt hurt anyone |
| 0 | Don’t have one mate |
| 0 | Give your body a rest |
| 0 | Wait for the weekend |
| 21 | Cream cake 🍰 Thursday for after |
| 0 | Good to hear. Have a few on the weekend everything in moderation |
| 31 | stay retired mark |
| 31 | 30yr retired so far |
| 31 | stay retired |
| 6 | mark you having desert? |
| 21 | 400w speaker 🔈 |
| 31 | no cream cakes bring out svt |
| 28 | Shout out to hogia Wil Mark. |
| 7 | 0*0 |