2024-09-20 - seasideMARK - seasideMARK Got some Parcels, waiting for PS5 and speaker coming with DPD, it lush, taking MEDs.

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	0	Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.
	1	morning mark, hope your well m8
	2	morning deelats
	3	get in mark
	4	get in derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
	4	de absolute lads
	3	one last chance de lads
	5	Morning De lad
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	5	Weather shit here today u took the sun with u my leeeeeeeed
	3	good games them marky boy
	5	Good selection
	6	g'day champ
	5	PS5 for autumn 🍂 It’s a lovely
	5	Boxing comes out in a few days
	7	Get Grand theft auto mark
	8	Ey up mark hope you had good holiday
	5	Undisputed it got Tyson fury AJ etc on looks good
	8	Get yoursen Minecraft
	6	barry mc Wigans boxing
	9	Resident evil 5 is good
	5	Fifa 25 out for pre release road a week early if u pre ordered
	9	But there’s also good free games like fall guys and predecessor
	9	Get in
	5	Big up greavsey my leeeeeed
	6	not a a gamer thank fook
	5	Fall guys is fun
	9	👍
	6	dafy khants gamers
	3	better than giving it to the bookies
	5	Fortnight no builds is good n free
	3	thats 13 quid marky
	5	AJ or Dubois ??what we saying lads ?
	5	17.95
	3	17.7 marky
	5	🥸
	3	get a voucher back I wouldnt have that
	10	🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
	11	It not nice Mark
	6	find a decent fence ffs, CEX pft
	10	They saw you coming de laaad you lose money when buying and selling back so they thought they would go one step further 😂🤣😂😂🤣
	5	If Cinderellas slipper fit so well how did it fall off ?
	11	Is there something in it for me Mark
	12	Got my main channel back
	13	lord of the mongs lord jay
	12	They owe you money
	11	There’s always something in it for Mark, his luck comes in other ways
	13	hi marky
	0	23F3m_ywE9CEAl3KDCqIhnXg
	5	Lord Jay how the hell are yer?
	12	we don't want trolls in here lisa
	12	seagull what's going on mate
	14	farkin hell banger how the hell you get a mod lol
	12	Veli because I'm a great guy
	3	expose them mark
	5	How’s Mak doing these days?
	14	who told you that banger
	5	They gonna be shook at cex hq
	15	get in there veli de lid
	14	mak is degrading
	14	treble my lid
	5	He’s losing weight Veli lad
	16	morning mark mate. hope your well buddy
	14	he doesn't eat only omega sandwiches
	5	Salam 🦊 my leeeeed
	5	Top fella
	16	salaam brother hope your well
	16	get in my lad
	16	lovely fella
	16	waiting for parcels
	14	mak gets full up just looking at frozen chips
	16	its going to be great
	17	Get in mark
	5	PS5 today
	3	Get in mark theyll be scared
	16	ps5, and 4x louder speaker
	5	Get in Ben top fella
	18	Get in de lads! What’s this fucker nah?
	3	youre a loyal customer and they treat you like that disgraceful
	14	thought you had a ps5 mark lid
	5	Road to the masters all the waaaaay
	19	get in der de lads
	16	this will be marks 8th ps5 in last 2 years 😀
	5	Get in CMD
	19	get a ps5 pro de lid
	16	giving it one last chance
	5	😂😂🦊
	18	Can’t wait for PS5 de lads. Gonna be lush
	18	Robocop all the way
	3	send 4
	5	PS5 30th anniversary edition is 4 x lush
	14	mak sending money requests all over the gaff
	19	it is 4x lush that is
	5	Get in big Tommy de lad
	20	Did you get bummed in Blackpool mi lad
	16	10:53 - 11:53
	18	If it’s not here by 1053, cancel it de lad
	16	too right tommy
	16	cancel it for refund + compensation
	3	have they charged you more postage on the speaker and ps5?
	18	Make sure you double check it for quality. Might have been used
	20	Gamer boy
	5	I’m waiting for iPhone 16 to be dispatched from pre order again
	16	delivery postage scam
	16	it not nice
	18	They’re ripping you off de lad. Smash the flat up.
	5	EE useless
	21	Morning de lad
	18	Have you washed your arse de lad? I can smell shit.
	5	Big up Joel deeeee lad
	21	Get in seaside seagull
	16	give someone a good kicking mark. they are mugging you off, scammed you out of money
	5	2-4-6-8 WHO DO WE APPRECIATE???
	16	you cant let it go
	5	OOOOOOHHHHHH SEASIDE!!!
	3	Can we get a finance check, not had one in a while
	16	holder bolder
	18	They’re making you out to be an idiot mark. Postage scam. Smash the flat up.
	5	RIP off artists
	18	It’s a Swizz and a scam. They’re taking the piss.
	5	All these big firms are ripping us all off ffs
	16	eggactly @The Official Seaside Seagull
	18	NYtendo switch is not lush. It’s a scam
	16	it not nice
	16	the postage goes by the weight of it
	16	take the games back and re-buy them lamoo
	16	wtf
	18	Glasses look brilliant mark. Make you look really clever de lad. Demands respect.
	18	Get in mark de lad
	9	They probably won’t refund the postage idk
	16	but your gonna be spending money on a train ticket, so you are gonna be out of pocket anyways
	16	...
	9	Take it on the chin. Seaside always pays more remember.
	18	All the top seaside army generals in here. It’s lush.
	21	Eg eg exactly Tommy
	18	Mush a rooms!
	22	and then you will have 17 pounds for the bookies lolll
	16	they have made you look a right mug mark
	16	you cant let them get away qwith it mate
	18	About £21 mark
	16	£20.65 mark
	16	sniff that
	19	not sure they refund postage de lads
	16	son
	16	they deffo dont lol @Chief Mud Butt
	16	only refunds on items
	19	thats a scam
	18	With that £21 you could get some lovely meats from Mr B Curtis.
	21	Mark get a bokkle of beer opened de lad de stress
	22	fking gangsters mark
	16	but mark isnt it gonna cost you a train ticket also? so how will you be better off mate?
	18	Mark. Can you tell those builders outside to keep the noise down? You’re working for Google.
	21	Money back money back money money money back
	21	FOBT cancelled
	18	Getting your money back is 4 times better
	16	6 cases
	18	Mark. You’re grafting today mate. This is proper graft. You should wear your hi viz grafters coat mate. Make sure you have a lie down after
	16	too right tommy
	16	high viz, and a pint
	16	then get some more graft done
	21	Mark has a CEX platinum card only a select few get this loyalty card.
	16	off to cexx
	18	Eggsactly dedfox my leeeed
	23	Good morning seaside. Have a great day Dee lad.
	18	Mark. This is a great idea.
	9	Terminator rogue xD
	9	A rogue mog
	16	rogue to the masters
	18	Rogue mog!!!
	9	Hahaha
	9	Roguecop
	16	lmao
	16	DPD 123
	18	Come DPD!!! Fucks sake
	16	what if they up the price of the games
	16	within that space of time
	22	CEX dick turpin without a mask... gangsters mark.. lolll
	18	Mark. Make sure you film the transaction at CEX. Seaside audits
	16	it will be good contents
	16	£20:65
	16	it so lush
	16	and i mean lush de lad
	16	yeah
	16	get a tennis game mate
	16	seaside tim henman
	18	Mark, get a drone de lad
	18	Or a VR headset.
	24	It too much for delivery
	25	Sorry but if it was my shop id tell you, “They’ve all just gone up by 2.50 each”
	23	Good thinking my lad.
	16	buy them back the moment you get the voucher email mark
	16	straight away de lad
	18	£23 might be for you, but it’s not for me
	23	Happy Friday seaside.
	24	It was too much money
	18	Mark. This is genius mate. You’re actually making profit
	26	so get in
	22	lmfao
	18	Games are on for fweeeeeee
	16	dbd get in
	9	And then trade them in after a month losing loads more. 200 iq moment.
	9	It milk
	14	farkin milk
	16	HTC milk 6 years out of date
	18	Mark, ask the neighbours
	16	lmao too right @Greavesy
	14	buy a cow with the profit de lid
	18	Mark. Use a tin of rice pudding for milk
	27	round in circles
	16	buy a cow with massive teets
	16	and milk that bitch
	16	good and proper
	14	lol
	9	Buy several cows and then you can be pj’s cow eating partner
	16	LOL
	18	If you get a cow, you could keep it in the corridor and milk will on for freeeee
	22	geg 🤣🤣🤣
	18	If you get some pigs, bacons on for freeeee
	28	it just not right mark
	18	Organic bacon
	18	Seaside farmer. Did did diddly squat
	16	seaside farmer keir starmer
	9	Spin round for luck
	18	Eggsactly dedfox
	18	You could grow some mush a rooms in the shower de lad
	16	LOl
	16	DPD wankers
	22	spin round like a record baby right right right around... 🤣🤣🤣
	18	DBD need to sort themselves out. Lazy bastards
	22	lmfao
	16	meatspin
	9	Purbeck porkers
	21	S a s a s a s s s s a s sausages
	16	mark i love the hole in your arm
	16	4x bigger 😀
	28	seaside sausage lush
	18	Jumper hole is lush. Aircon
	16	too right
	9	It all above board
	18	Mark. Can we have a freezer tour and a finance check please?
	16	its because fuel prices have gone up
	16	so charges need to be reflected in that
	18	That £18 could go straight in a FOBTEE
	16	time to lump on fobt
	16	it gonna be lush day of gambling
	16	they have give you cheeap delivery on speaker, but expensive on games
	18	You should have 6 boxes. That’s not fair
	16	john er lewis
	27	so you gain on the speaker
	9	Shoutout to john a lewis and ash a brown
	27	swings and roundabouts
	9	A seadidespin
	16	exactly west, they have give him huge discount on the heavy speaker,
	16	but charged extra on games
	29	get in de lads
	28	better than giving it to the fobtys
	16	the speaker is like 11kg in weight
	30	Demand compo for travel expenses de lid - get in!
	18	Can’t wait for the sausages de lads
	22	gangsters that CEX m8
	28	boycott CEX
	14	CEX are a joke
	16	yeah heavy speaker
	28	get um told de lid
	22	dick turpin without a mask that CEX
	28	tell um to not rob seasidemark
	27	demand they charge you full postage on the speaker lol
	28	best customer should get best treatment
	18	Mark. Do CEX know that you are RSPB membah?
	16	the amount of money mark spends at cex, they should give mark free postage for life
	18	Tell them about your hidden disability
	28	ask to use their staff sink de lid. thatll teach um
	14	waiting for the auld ps5
	18	DPB are taking the piss now mark. Cancel it
	30	the dirty rotten burgers!
	16	if its not here by 10, its time to cancel, get a refund, and compo
	16	for waiting around
	28	cancel ps5 in delivery full refund ps5
	16	sweaty hairy plate
	16	lovely
	16	its got legs mate
	22	clean as a whistle lollll
	28	air fryer check plz
	14	who's in that washing machine better pay rent
	31	Morning mate I’m on a train to London now so this will pass the time: this is lush
	31	Wadda experience
	31	😂😂😂
	27	mark have you been watching watchdog
	16	guy in grey suit top fella in the army
	31	Dedfox top fella
	31	Marks t shirt is quality no pain no gain
	30	Get Martin Lewis on the blower de lid
	23	Stand up for your right Mark.
	18	Mark have a fried egg. Just the yolk,
	31	Is mark talking about buying a cow 😂😂
	28	MARK can we have air fryer check?
	16	15 hash browns
	9	Was just thinking that haha
	16	12 fried eggs
	16	12 slices of fried bread
	14	lol
	27	and a diet coke
	18	Marks getting a cow for the flat de lads. And a couple of pigs for bacon. Did did diddly squat farms. It’s lush
	16	lOL
	30	Wash it down wiv a liddl arf de lid
	9	Milk and more a lovely company
	16	did helen have a good time mate
	16	?
	18	Milk and more knocking at the door.
	27	blackpool sun must be strong, you got a tan
	28	We need Helen update de lid
	32	DPD might be for you…but they’re NOT cor meee 📦
	16	16th september
	16	lush
	18	Where’s PDB? Taking the piss they are
	28	out of date egg
	28	smash at wall
	14	need a chicken
	31	Woodland trust all the way
	18	Eggs out of date de lad
	31	This train is full of skint people like Makaveli
	14	lol
	18	Sam and Ella poisoning for you my keeeed
	16	mark, have some breakfast, then wait for delivery, the moment it arrives, get to cex for this refund
	28	throw egg out of winda at passing wagon. it outta date de lid
	23	Hi seaside
	32	PS5 for the dark nights 🌚 get in
	21	Seasidearmy
	18	Eggs out of date.
	18	Double check it
	28	EGG A LORRY
	16	£8 a night storage heaters, it gonna be lovely @Ian Poulter
	23	Cream cakes. Mmm
	31	No pain no gain
	16	cream cakes on fridayyyyyy
	32	Shoutout to Bennydorm n sparkster😂
	18	NHS recommends cream cakes for insomnia de lad
	22	how many ps5s will you have now lolll
	31	Mark not playing Hazel today
	16	i think this will be marks 8th one
	16	in last 2 years
	32	Getyasen down to as-DAH for a couple of cream cakes 😋
	33	sniff tha
	31	Mak starting to look ill
	33	when u coming Liverpool
	32	Cooking n potwashing may be for you…but it’s NOT for meee😂
	23	Jet lagged. 🤣🤣🤣
	14	I know guy lol
	18	Mark. Did you smash elens back door in when you were in Blackpool?
	31	He will be here soon begging
	16	if mak loses anymore weight, he will be dead
	31	He will be here soon begging
	34	no pain no gain lad
	16	he weighs the same as a new born baby
	22	lmao
	23	You look like you have lost weight seaside.
	18	Makaveli is not UK chairman
	31	Veli it’s not looking good for mak lol
	33	stay in racing on telly
	31	Mak is never our UK chairman
	14	mak probably in the middle of sending money requests
	23	Yes
	30	weight droppin off, get some cakes dahhn ya boy
	28	holiday away with helen . all de excercise
	16	mark losing weight on the beer and bacon diet
	9	Mark is not the chairman he elected himself
	16	it lush
	18	Mark. You need feeding up de lad
	9	Mak*
	35	Morning mark.
	18	Too much sex on holiday
	16	MAK IS NOT OUR CHAIRMAN #NOT IN OUR NAME
	31	Mak never UK chairman. Real chairman don’t beg for donations
	23	🤣🤣🤣
	31	Tommy 😂😂
	28	helen laying eggs @Tommyrazzle
	31	Mark and Elen went through 3 beds hotel had to repair them
	14	mak is the spare rib man
	18	Imagine seaside naked and ‘coming at ya’? 😂
	16	burning calories smashing her backdoors in 😛
	28	Sandford update @seasideMARK
	32	Let’s get a finance check de laaad 📱 yes,yes,yes,yes,yes🤑
	16	LOL TOMMY
	35	Sunday roast mark?
	31	Mark and Elen breaking every bed in the hotel lol
	22	comfused🤣🤣
	32	@dedfox eggs actly
	16	get in ian mate
	18	Mark. Can you bring us up to speed about smashing Elens back door in?
	16	lmo
	31	Elen pregnant de lads
	14	🤣
	16	8=====D - - - - - -
	31	Mini seaside on the way
	31	Seaside Junior
	16	GET UP THERE BOY
	16	ITS A LUSHER
	32	Cream cakes are the cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast de laaaafs😂
	18	Seaside sperm
	28	spermy eggs
	11	Mark been planting his seed
	31	Mark going to be a dad this is lush
	16	8====D ~ ~ ~
	32	Weights falling off
	28	How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine wi some jiiiz
	9	Hahahaha
	16	mark that is 3 year out of date
	18	That milk will be fine for tea
	16	it will be lush
	32	With all that banging 🤣
	28	challenge
	14	is better then nowt
	28	seaside milk challenge
	33	give it an sniff
	36	de lad had his own blackpool tower lush🤣
	31	Mark will teach his son all his sayings so when his son goes to school he will call the teachers de lads
	28	down it
	30	Is it solid yet?
	9	Put that milk in a museum
	33	sniff it
	32	Get it down ya boy 🥛
	18	Mark. You should set up an only fans with Ellen.
	16	long life shelf lasting milk
	16	get it down ya boy
	28	get it down ya 4x lush
	30	dont shake it, it could blow! stand back
	32	Better than giving it tut bookies😂
	14	as long as it's not been opened it will be fine de lid
	33	haa
	22	it will do the job get it into yeee
	14	black tea
	16	im 73 days no booze de lad
	32	🙃
	36	that's what de lad said to Ellen, it matters🤣
	30	LOL
	18	Mark. Did you spend some time hanging out the back of Ellen in Blackpool de lad?
	28	double items in less than week
	16	LOLOL
	32	15stone bracket comingonstrong 💪
	16	gary glitter right in the shitter
	28	how many items now? 16?
	16	its lovely that is
	14	ask makaveli for a loan de lid
	9	Cream cakes better then sleeping pills
	18	I’m actually pissing myself laughing here!!
	18	NHS prescribe cream cakes for sleep de lad
	22	some bread you said too
	37	Morning de lats
	32	Shoutout to the 5 great guys (+1) they knew someone who worked at the university ya see back in 2005
	30	Top tip, get some powdered milk for such an emergency
	31	Mark you should consider doing a sexy calendar for 2024
	14	Jimmy my main fly
	16	mark the speaker is 4x louder
	31	Seaside Callander you would make a fortune
	16	gonna burst ear drums
	37	What's goinn on naarrr
	18	Guy in the grey suit. 😂😂😂
	28	milk helen
	37	Veli moi lid
	31	Tommy imagine December mark half naked with cream cakes and a Santa hat
	36	laying on Blackpool beach tower in background could be September 😀
	18	Sexy seaside in various poses on a Calendar .
	32	The dark nights are coming de laaads 🌚
	36	licking a cream cake🤣🤣🤣
	18	October, dressed as a pumpkin.
	16	gonna be 4x colder
	31	Lovely that is
	16	it all rishi sunak fault
	9	The anticipation rises
	16	£100 a night storage heaters
	31	lol if mark made a calendar I would buy it
	36	December stuffing Ellen
	18	Cannot wait for PS5
	30	ava small arf to pep you up de lid
	37	hugs and kisses
	16	they will come together mark very likely
	16	both parcels
	18	I’d buy a seaside calendar
	16	from same company
	32	PS5 might be for you…but it’s NOT for meee🤣
	9	Make a calendar and you get commission
	18	Mark. Invite the DBD man in for sausage
	16	mark needs to do only fans
	16	make some moneys
	33	ull have enough time
	32	14stone bracket all the waaayy
	38	Cream cakes on fridayyyyy
	30	see if you can get a refund on that milk de lid
	18	Mark and Ellen on only fans.
	16	seaside shaggers
	16	couple of swingers
	16	it lush
	18	That’s lovely that is
	14	tap the neighbours lid
	16	someone get mark milk delivered
	32	Been climbing bpool tower steps to lose weight it lush 🧗‍♀
	28	Uber eats
	28	get Uber delivery
	18	Mark getting noshed off by Ellen while eating a lovely bacon mutty times

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morning mark, hope your well m8

morning deelats

get in mark

get in derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

de absolute lads

one last chance de lads

Morning De lad

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Weather shit here today u took the sun with u my leeeeeeeed

good games them marky boy

Good selection

g'day champ

PS5 for autumn 🍂 It’s a lovely

Boxing comes out in a few days

Get Grand theft auto mark

Ey up mark hope you had good holiday

Undisputed it got Tyson fury AJ etc on looks good

Get yoursen Minecraft

barry mc Wigans boxing

Resident evil 5 is good

Fifa 25 out for pre release road a week early if u pre ordered

But there’s also good free games like fall guys and predecessor

Get in

Big up greavsey my leeeeeed

not a a gamer thank fook

Fall guys is fun

👍

dafy khants gamers

better than giving it to the bookies

Fortnight no builds is good n free

thats 13 quid marky

AJ or Dubois ??what we saying lads ?

17.95

17.7 marky

🥸

get a voucher back I wouldnt have that

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

It not nice Mark

find a decent fence ffs, CEX pft

They saw you coming de laaad you lose money when buying and selling back so they thought they would go one step further 😂🤣😂😂🤣

If Cinderellas slipper fit so well how did it fall off ?

Is there something in it for me Mark

Got my main channel back

lord of the mongs lord jay

They owe you money

There’s always something in it for Mark, his luck comes in other ways

hi marky

2*3*F3m_ywE9CEAl3KDCqIhnXg

Lord Jay how the hell are yer?

we don't want trolls in here lisa

seagull what's going on mate

farkin hell banger how the hell you get a mod lol

Veli because I'm a great guy

expose them mark

How’s Mak doing these days?

who told you that banger

They gonna be shook at cex hq

get in there veli de lid

mak is degrading

treble my lid

He’s losing weight Veli lad

morning mark mate. hope your well buddy

he doesn't eat only omega sandwiches

Salam 🦊 my leeeeed

Top fella

salaam brother hope your well

get in my lad

lovely fella

waiting for parcels

mak gets full up just looking at frozen chips

its going to be great

Get in mark

PS5 today

Get in mark theyll be scared

ps5, and 4x louder speaker

Get in Ben top fella

Get in de lads! What’s this fucker nah?

youre a loyal customer and they treat you like that disgraceful

thought you had a ps5 mark lid

Road to the masters all the waaaaay

get in der de lads

this will be marks 8th ps5 in last 2 years 😀

Get in CMD

get a ps5 pro de lid

giving it one last chance

😂😂🦊

Can’t wait for PS5 de lads. Gonna be lush

Robocop all the way

send 4

PS5 30th anniversary edition is 4 x lush

mak sending money requests all over the gaff

it is 4x lush that is

Get in big Tommy de lad

Did you get bummed in Blackpool mi lad

10:53 - 11:53

If it’s not here by 1053, cancel it de lad

too right tommy

cancel it for refund + compensation

have they charged you more postage on the speaker and ps5?

Make sure you double check it for quality. Might have been used

Gamer boy

I’m waiting for iPhone 16 to be dispatched from pre order again

delivery postage scam

it not nice

They’re ripping you off de lad. Smash the flat up.

EE useless

Morning de lad

Have you washed your arse de lad? I can smell shit.

Big up Joel deeeee lad

Get in seaside seagull

give someone a good kicking mark. they are mugging you off, scammed you out of money

2-4-6-8 WHO DO WE APPRECIATE???

you cant let it go

OOOOOOHHHHHH SEASIDE!!!

Can we get a finance check, not had one in a while

holder bolder

They’re making you out to be an idiot mark. Postage scam. Smash the flat up.

RIP off artists

It’s a Swizz and a scam. They’re taking the piss.

All these big firms are ripping us all off ffs

eggactly @The Official Seaside Seagull

NYtendo switch is not lush. It’s a scam

it not nice

the postage goes by the weight of it

take the games back and re-buy them lamoo

wtf

Glasses look brilliant mark. Make you look really clever de lad. Demands respect.

Get in mark de lad

They probably won’t refund the postage idk

but your gonna be spending money on a train ticket, so you are gonna be out of pocket anyways

...

Take it on the chin. Seaside always pays more remember.

All the top seaside army generals in here. It’s lush.

Eg eg exactly Tommy

Mush a rooms!

and then you will have 17 pounds for the bookies lolll

they have made you look a right mug mark

you cant let them get away qwith it mate

About £21 mark

£20.65 mark

sniff that

not sure they refund postage de lads

son

they deffo dont lol @Chief Mud Butt

only refunds on items

thats a scam

With that £21 you could get some lovely meats from Mr B Curtis.

Mark get a bokkle of beer opened de lad de stress

fking gangsters mark

but mark isnt it gonna cost you a train ticket also? so how will you be better off mate?

Mark. Can you tell those builders outside to keep the noise down? You’re working for Google.

Money back money back money money money back

FOBT cancelled

Getting your money back is 4 times better

6 cases

Mark. You’re grafting today mate. This is proper graft. You should wear your hi viz grafters coat mate. Make sure you have a lie down after

too right tommy

high viz, and a pint

then get some more graft done

Mark has a CEX platinum card only a select few get this loyalty card.

off to cexx

Eggsactly dedfox my leeeed

Good morning seaside. Have a great day Dee lad.

Mark. This is a great idea.

Terminator rogue xD

A rogue mog

rogue to the masters

Rogue mog!!!

Hahaha

Roguecop

lmao

DPD 123

Come DPD!!! Fucks sake

what if they up the price of the games

within that space of time

CEX dick turpin without a mask... gangsters mark.. lolll

Mark. Make sure you film the transaction at CEX. Seaside audits

it will be good contents

£20:65

it so lush

and i mean lush de lad

yeah

get a tennis game mate

seaside tim henman

Mark, get a drone de lad

Or a VR headset.

It too much for delivery

Sorry but if it was my shop id tell you, “They’ve all just gone up by 2.50 each”

Good thinking my lad.

buy them back the moment you get the voucher email mark

straight away de lad

£23 might be for you, but it’s not for me

Happy Friday seaside.

It was too much money

Mark. This is genius mate. You’re actually making profit

so get in

lmfao

Games are on for fweeeeeee

dbd get in

And then trade them in after a month losing loads more. 200 iq moment.

It milk

farkin milk

HTC milk 6 years out of date

Mark, ask the neighbours

lmao too right @Greavesy

buy a cow with the profit de lid

Mark. Use a tin of rice pudding for milk

round in circles

buy a cow with massive teets

and milk that bitch

good and proper

lol

Buy several cows and then you can be pj’s cow eating partner

LOL

If you get a cow, you could keep it in the corridor and milk will on for freeeee

geg 🤣🤣🤣

If you get some pigs, bacons on for freeeee

it just not right mark

Organic bacon

Seaside farmer. Did did diddly squat

seaside farmer keir starmer

Spin round for luck

Eggsactly dedfox

You could grow some mush a rooms in the shower de lad

LOl

DPD wankers

spin round like a record baby right right right around... 🤣🤣🤣

DBD need to sort themselves out. Lazy bastards

lmfao

meatspin

Purbeck porkers

S a s a s a s s s s a s sausages

mark i love the hole in your arm

4x bigger 😀

seaside sausage lush

Jumper hole is lush. Aircon

too right

It all above board

Mark. Can we have a freezer tour and a finance check please?

its because fuel prices have gone up

so charges need to be reflected in that

That £18 could go straight in a FOBTEE

time to lump on fobt

it gonna be lush day of gambling

they have give you cheeap delivery on speaker, but expensive on games

You should have 6 boxes. That’s not fair

john er lewis

so you gain on the speaker

Shoutout to john a lewis and ash a brown

swings and roundabouts

A seadidespin

exactly west, they have give him huge discount on the heavy speaker,

but charged extra on games

get in de lads

better than giving it to the fobtys

the speaker is like 11kg in weight

Demand compo for travel expenses de lid - get in!

Can’t wait for the sausages de lads

gangsters that CEX m8

boycott CEX

CEX are a joke

yeah heavy speaker

get um told de lid

dick turpin without a mask that CEX

tell um to not rob seasidemark

demand they charge you full postage on the speaker lol

best customer should get best treatment

Mark. Do CEX know that you are RSPB membah?

the amount of money mark spends at cex, they should give mark free postage for life

Tell them about your hidden disability

ask to use their staff sink de lid. thatll teach um

waiting for the auld ps5

DPB are taking the piss now mark. Cancel it

the dirty rotten burgers!

if its not here by 10, its time to cancel, get a refund, and compo

for waiting around

cancel ps5 in delivery full refund ps5

sweaty hairy plate

lovely

its got legs mate

clean as a whistle lollll

air fryer check plz

who's in that washing machine better pay rent

Morning mate I’m on a train to London now so this will pass the time: this is lush

Wadda experience

😂😂😂

mark have you been watching watchdog

guy in grey suit top fella in the army

Dedfox top fella

Marks t shirt is quality no pain no gain

Get Martin Lewis on the blower de lid

Stand up for your right Mark.

Mark have a fried egg. Just the yolk,

Is mark talking about buying a cow 😂😂

MARK can we have air fryer check?

15 hash browns

Was just thinking that haha

12 fried eggs

12 slices of fried bread

lol

and a diet coke

Marks getting a cow for the flat de lads. And a couple of pigs for bacon. Did did diddly squat farms. It’s lush

lOL

Wash it down wiv a liddl arf de lid

Milk and more a lovely company

did helen have a good time mate

Milk and more knocking at the door.

blackpool sun must be strong, you got a tan

We need Helen update de lid

DPD might be for you…but they’re NOT cor meee 📦

16th september

lush

Where’s PDB? Taking the piss they are

out of date egg

smash at wall

need a chicken

Woodland trust all the way

Eggs out of date de lad

This train is full of skint people like Makaveli

lol

Sam and Ella poisoning for you my keeeed

mark, have some breakfast, then wait for delivery, the moment it arrives, get to cex for this refund

throw egg out of winda at passing wagon. it outta date de lid

Hi seaside

PS5 for the dark nights 🌚 get in

Seasidearmy

Eggs out of date.

Double check it

EGG A LORRY

£8 a night storage heaters, it gonna be lovely @Ian Poulter

Cream cakes. Mmm

No pain no gain

cream cakes on fridayyyyyy

Shoutout to Bennydorm n sparkster😂

NHS recommends cream cakes for insomnia de lad

how many ps5s will you have now lolll

Mark not playing Hazel today

i think this will be marks 8th one

in last 2 years

Getyasen down to as-DAH for a couple of cream cakes 😋

sniff tha

Mak starting to look ill

when u coming Liverpool

Cooking n potwashing may be for you…but it’s NOT for meee😂

Jet lagged. 🤣🤣🤣

I know guy lol

Mark. Did you smash elens back door in when you were in Blackpool?

He will be here soon begging

if mak loses anymore weight, he will be dead

He will be here soon begging

no pain no gain lad

he weighs the same as a new born baby

lmao

You look like you have lost weight seaside.

Makaveli is not UK chairman

Veli it’s not looking good for mak lol

stay in racing on telly

Mak is never our UK chairman

mak probably in the middle of sending money requests

Yes

weight droppin off, get some cakes dahhn ya boy

holiday away with helen . all de excercise

mark losing weight on the beer and bacon diet

Mark is not the chairman he elected himself

it lush

Mark. You need feeding up de lad

Mak*

Morning mark.

Too much sex on holiday

MAK IS NOT OUR CHAIRMAN #NOT IN OUR NAME

Mak never UK chairman. Real chairman don’t beg for donations

🤣🤣🤣

Tommy 😂😂

helen laying eggs @Tommyrazzle

Mark and Elen went through 3 beds hotel had to repair them

mak is the spare rib man

Imagine seaside naked and ‘coming at ya’? 😂

burning calories smashing her backdoors in 😛

Sandford update @seasideMARK

Let’s get a finance check de laaad 📱 yes,yes,yes,yes,yes🤑

LOL TOMMY

Sunday roast mark?

Mark and Elen breaking every bed in the hotel lol

comfused🤣🤣

@dedfox eggs actly

get in ian mate

Mark. Can you bring us up to speed about smashing Elens back door in?

lmo

Elen pregnant de lads

🤣

8=====D - - - - - -

Mini seaside on the way

Seaside Junior

GET UP THERE BOY

ITS A LUSHER

Cream cakes are the cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast de laaaafs😂

Seaside sperm

spermy eggs

Mark been planting his seed

Mark going to be a dad this is lush

8====D ~ ~ ~

Weights falling off

How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine wi some jiiiz

Hahahaha

mark that is 3 year out of date

That milk will be fine for tea

it will be lush

With all that banging 🤣

challenge

is better then nowt

seaside milk challenge

give it an sniff

de lad had his own blackpool tower lush🤣

Mark will teach his son all his sayings so when his son goes to school he will call the teachers de lads

down it

Is it solid yet?

Put that milk in a museum

sniff it

Get it down ya boy 🥛

Mark. You should set up an only fans with Ellen.

long life shelf lasting milk

get it down ya boy

get it down ya 4x lush

dont shake it, it could blow! stand back

Better than giving it tut bookies😂

as long as it's not been opened it will be fine de lid

haa

it will do the job get it into yeee

black tea

im 73 days no booze de lad

🙃

that's what de lad said to Ellen, it matters🤣

LOL

Mark. Did you spend some time hanging out the back of Ellen in Blackpool de lad?

double items in less than week

LOLOL

15stone bracket comingonstrong 💪

gary glitter right in the shitter

how many items now? 16?

its lovely that is

ask makaveli for a loan de lid

Cream cakes better then sleeping pills

I’m actually pissing myself laughing here!!

NHS prescribe cream cakes for sleep de lad

some bread you said too

Morning de lats

Shoutout to the 5 great guys (+1) they knew someone who worked at the university ya see back in 2005

Top tip, get some powdered milk for such an emergency

Mark you should consider doing a sexy calendar for 2024

Jimmy my main fly

mark the speaker is 4x louder

Seaside Callander you would make a fortune

gonna burst ear drums

What's goinn on naarrr

Guy in the grey suit. 😂😂😂

milk helen

Veli moi lid

Tommy imagine December mark half naked with cream cakes and a Santa hat

laying on Blackpool beach tower in background could be September 😀

Sexy seaside in various poses on a Calendar .

The dark nights are coming de laaads 🌚

licking a cream cake🤣🤣🤣

October, dressed as a pumpkin.

gonna be 4x colder

Lovely that is

it all rishi sunak fault

The anticipation rises

£100 a night storage heaters

lol if mark made a calendar I would buy it

December stuffing Ellen

Cannot wait for PS5

ava small arf to pep you up de lid

hugs and kisses

they will come together mark very likely

both parcels

I’d buy a seaside calendar

from same company

PS5 might be for you…but it’s NOT for meee🤣

Make a calendar and you get commission

Mark. Invite the DBD man in for sausage

mark needs to do only fans

make some moneys

ull have enough time

14stone bracket all the waaayy

Cream cakes on fridayyyyy

see if you can get a refund on that milk de lid

Mark and Ellen on only fans.

seaside shaggers

couple of swingers

it lush

That’s lovely that is

tap the neighbours lid

someone get mark milk delivered

Been climbing bpool tower steps to lose weight it lush 🧗‍♀

Uber eats

get Uber delivery

Mark getting noshed off by Ellen while eating a lovely bacon mutty times

yeah uber will deliver but, high delivery charges

Or mark washing his arse in the sink. Could sell the towel after

Uber eats £50 for a pint of milk

CEX charged more

it only £3

50 brick

Resident evil 5 or some of the older call of dutys like ghosts or world war 2

£3 not bad tbf

23 brick de lad

more postage on uber eats then what CEX charges mark

hash browms sorted

Get astrobot

Mark. Can you play rusty robot on Alexa

black screen

4x more blacker

it might not be for you . but it is for me

Finance check de laaafs 📱 get yasen a Trekkie brekkie delivered too

Get some cream cakes and milk delivered.

And a cow

show makaveli how to actually eat get up der de lid

Mark. Set up an only fans now. You’ll be quids in.

No it’s shite

Don’t it de lad you’ve not got the reaction times, I don’t either and I’m 33 lol

maks diet for the day: breakfast (cider) lunch (cider) dinner (cider) snack - (cider)

Get the older call of dutys like ghosts or world war 2, much better

not worth the money lol

Eggsactly dedfox

alright de laaaaads get innnnnnn

Cod went downhill starting with mw2019 when they changed the enging

With cider for snacks

lOL

Hogwarts is good

just so it can have a rest

your holiday looked good mark

Get car game

You can’t have enough oil types

he already got dakar rally pip

cream cakes on fryyyyydeeee get innnnnn

its a nice one bruce

Mark. Play rusty robot song

did u fart mark

one lush brecky cumin up de lids

someone killing someone with a drill

neighbours drilling a milk system in the wall

What is that???

nice hashbrowns

them bangers look lush

seaside chef

lmao

Non stick coating is lush

teflon

in the body

give it a good scrape

so nice

More flavour

makaveli looking at that meal seething

ya need a finisher - get a lidl arf dahn ya too de lid

better than a kick in the balls

brown sauce nar lid

hp fruity sauce with that de laaaaad

Spoons take notice - a seaside brecky should be on the menu

it lush

i miss worktop breakfast

better than eating at the bookies

the good old days

Lovely

sniff that

Sniff that!!!

sniff dat

someone getting a right good drilling

locksmiths taking the door off

Iain😂😂😂

sounds like your farts mark

Bookies John Mcririck special breakkie

Lol iain

get in guuuuuuys 🤣

Mark. You should have eaten it out of the airfryer. Saves washing pots

sure that ain't makaveli trying to break in for a cash request

Sniff that

pardon

im shocked mark hasnt been in here yet, asking for paypal donations

maybe he is ill

farting good today me leeeed

mak*

black sausages, looks lush

bread n butter mop up grease in airfryer de lad lush

🤣

Mark. You’re going to have to wash the arse in the sink after that

moozeeeum sounds lush

helen come on holiday?

Mark. You should have added some mush a rooms

same ohhtel all the waaaaaay

mush a rooms, beans, fried bread

spoons quilltiy that grub

pryprypryvate is best

delivery still not here. this is out of order

Can you shout out my wife Sharon? she big fan

keep it pryyyyvit me leeeeed that's right me leeeeed

someones knocking at the door, someones knicking the towels

scumbags ringing up the ohhhhhtel

Mark. Can you shout out my dog? Alfie. He’s a subscriber de lad

Eee good boy

Seaside Cameo

be famus

That brekkie looked lush

Mark did you meet OMAR

omar lovely fella

ee wuz looking 4 u

sherbet dibdab outfit

helping bring diversity and unity to the country

mark it would have been good if yoiu did a video with him

yeah keep it private

Have a bokkle instead

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

nice cup of tea after a breakfast

I need teaaaaaa

its awful without milk

Mark. Please let us know if you smashed Ellen’s back door in when you were on holiday?

too right tommy

right up there boy

Tommy every night

Balls deep de lad

the bed sheets are 4x more stained

Ask the neighbours

with juices

You want bitty

Neighbours will help. Friendly

knock on door mate

for milk and sugar

like back in the 70 and 80s

whyeye

Bedsheets covered in 🩸 and 💩

too right joel

If you knock, it might turn into a porn film de lad

neighbour might be like..ill give you some milk..for a shag

Seaside shagger.

ohh yes

Water after a fry up is shite

ryan moore knocking on your back door

get in

Ask the DPD man to get you some milk

freezer check

You shouldn’t have to get your own milk.

Wow! N I mean wow 🥛

yeah delivery guy should bring some milk on his way round

thats what we pay taxes for

Phone the police and tell them you’ve got no milk. Hidden disability. You’re vulnerable

Mark I’ve sent WhatsApp of new haircut

Seaside ventriloquist.

It’s unpleasant and misunderstood de laaaafs

tmau golden ticket de lads

it too nice

full fat, heart bustin milk for you de lid

tmau towels

Get gold top milk. 4 times elfier

mark i want to see how loud the speaker is

the codes have already been used mate

Getyasen down to as-DAH for a couple of cream cakes on Friiiiddaaayyy 😋

carbs bad fat good mark ain't daft

so pointless

Fat burns fat

Fat burns FAT

😂😂

Let’s get a finance check de laaafs 📱 😂

mark can you tell us how loud this new speaker is mate?

can you give us the specs

of the speaker

Mark fetish update nickers in Blackpool

lovely plastic cases

sniffing the undies de lad

its lovely

Mark. Are your glasses getting smaller?

Early night for you my lad

glasses shrinking or head growing?

david hyke

nice

David’s bike

Groundworkers putting new dance floor on Sanford lane

stay away from bbc news

iconic

Joel 😂😂😂

they are a bunch of shithreads

heads

Popped in the bookies

with helen?

its ard work cookin n eatin de lid

Ellen can’t walk this morning de lads. Smashed back door in

10 hours? but its only like 4 hour journey isnt it

All shagged out

5.60 for haddock was good

Mark. Can we have a bockle check?

we still havent had finance check also

its been ages

im getting withdrawal symptoms

uber eats

milk delivery

this is too lush de lads

is that the suitcase one?

milk been cancelled

hoiw loud is it

whats the watts

wattage

RSPB friendly

morning mark

morning less spiritual clutter

Put your feet up today

mark cant you order milk?

online

Appy shopper

HAVE I MISSED A FINANCE CHECK?!?

he hasnt even done one yet thug 😞

standard milk 🤢

im very upset about it

YOU LOST WEIGHT!!! DID U EAT OK IN BLACKPOOL?

Take it easy today lad.

FINANCE CHECK NEEDED

NO Tea on a Friday - whats goin on ere naaaah!

U DESERVE A REST AFTER YOUR HOLIDAY DE LAD

it all cex fault that mark has no milk

Stop lying 🤥

early bird catches the worm

Ellen like abit of fresh cream de lad👍👍

rest up mark

Take the weight off ya blisters, stay t'ome, it lush

10:32 - 11:32 i think its due mark

Do DPD know about your hidden disability de lad? They should have delivered to you as a priority

double unboxing sounds lush

well done you recouperate

IT DISGUSTING THAT COURIERS DON'T PRIORITISE THE VULNERABLE

You’re 50 now got to take things steady

I can’t wait for DPD to arrive. I’m supposed to be going to the gym but I’m waiting in for this

someone getting a right good hammering

right up the back ally

10:32 - 11:32 i think its due mark

fling wide da doors LOL

not long to go mate

Dji just released a new camera de lad

CAN WE GET A FINANCE CHECK WHILE WE WAIT

Why can’t you have a new fitted kitchen mark? You are RSPB membah

mark putting in a rest day

How was Blackpool de lad

Did Helen enjoy it de lid?

put some socks in your ears

Mark. Go and tell the builders you have TMAU. They’ll have to stop work

to block out the noise

Phone the police and tell them you’re tired and you have hidden disability diagnosed by Sheffield university.

aaaw my gawd don't forget to wash hands

😂

sniff dat

Imagine being in thr epi centre of marks dump right now? It not lush.

🤢

Cant beat a good turn aaaht on a Friday mornin

yes mark its time to get it all sorted today

no point sleeping

you need milk,,cakes..cex refund

time to wash ya bot de lid

Wash arse in the sink de lad

10:32 - 11:32 i think mark

1056-1156 de lads

the sugar crash is diabetes

it not good

1053

blood sugars

Mark. Drink some olive oil to perk yourself up

Lol

lmao

1p each

get in

If I saw that I’d take them off their hands myself

yeah they are time wasters

selfish

Imagine working in CEX?

It’ll arrive at 1129

11:17

you should have ya own CEX counter and dedicated staff de lid

11:34

11am

1129 is lush

if i win, i want a shag

1122am

winner gets a shag

Can I have a go on Ellen if I win de lad?

not today de lad

Hahaha

get in tommy

😀

😂😏😢

tag team 😛

Ellen’s back door is in a right state after Blackpool.

mark is it the speaker or the ps5?

or both

together?

Me and dedfox tag teaming Ellen. 😂

😀 too right tommmmy

4 x lush

lookin depressed de lid - av a lidl arf t' perk you up

Sounds like panting

Ave a few refreshing ciders mark

mark you can click on the parcel tracking thing on the app

Panting, banging and knocking. It’s all going off in wareham

it will tell you where it is right now

Seaside biker

DIRTY WET FART

LUSH

SNIFF IT

Track the order mark. In DPD

open the door naked to the driver - let toewl slip

hopefully the delivery driver is a woman.. can give her a right good seeing to mate

get right up there boy

Time for a shower making some oh oh noises as he arrives

time to chancer it

sniff that

que the porno music - oh yes, oh yes

DPD here???

sniff that

its that dickhead banging next door mate

deiver not here yet

mark is showering

chancing it

driver

Hello Mark, big boy, DPD ere can I come in LOL

Mark needs to tell them to keep the no side down. Marks vulnerable.

Noise

the loud bangs are triggering for marks mental health, i sense a huge compo claim on the cards here.

I miss Limos

poppers and anal back in the day

and pills and loud music

what a experience

Whats going on here now

Marks going to go mental in a bit.

mak

Hahaha

I miss 1990s

Ohhhh ahhhh ohhhh ahhhh

i just got back in to retro gaming mate

i bought my sega megadrive back

for nosralgia

😂

nostalgia

Is mark helping them fit the kitchen?? 😂😂

herecome the noises

BEST FART EVER

FARTS, BANGING, MOANS

is that mark banging the DPD driver??

PLEASE!!!

seaside ellen finger blasting herwelf right now

right up the anus son @The Voodoo People

lmaoo

Ellen likes koppaburg

LOL

now drilling him!!

It’s milk and more

milk and more

😂😂😂

Can't beat a bit of dirt box action

This is brilliant

dirty box show me your socks

riff raffy recording this

for sexual purposes

😂😂😂

shower lasted 2 minutes lol

There’s a channel out there

it was next door banging mate

the workers

Did anyone cum you say

not delivery guy

Sky news is reporting Hotel laundry staff in Blackpool have all gone sick.

Batch of Towels all covered in shit

i bet on 11:17

mark do you struggle to cut your toenails?

Lovely when socks smell like digestive biscuits

Odd socks may be for u…but they’re NOT for meee🫠

Stink the place out

nobody

Omg! 📦

i chose 11:17

Get in

Eggsactly

GET IN. PARCELS ARRIVED. TROLLS ABOUT TO GO INTO MELTDOWN. MARK WITH THE LATEST GADGETS

this speaker gonna be 4x louder

4x more noise complaints

too right thug

What a moment

riff raff and other losers

foaming at the mouth

give driver a few wuid

PS5 for the four times darker nights 🌒

for a tip

for some drink money

Dark nights are coming de lads

so where is the fucking ps5

Yesss

Lovely items

JUST GETTING THE LUBE IT READY FOR MARK TO CUT THE BOX OPEN

The box is bigger than the kitchen 😂

lmao ian

Give the box a good sniff

DPB need to get a grip. Mark has TMAU.

Bin lorry in a bush down Sanford Lane 😂

give the box a good kick

take your anger out on it

They saw u coming 🫣

more box then speaker or is it alreeet lid

speaker probably half the size of the box lol

cex scammers

🤣

just like Ellen did in Blackpool Ian

looks like I got here just in time

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE ITEM UPDATE TOMORROW. WHAT TIME

get in jolly

top legend

Madeline Mcann in there de laaafs😱

EXCITING PARTY SOUND 🥳

get in Dedfox, top fella

Boom 💥

NOOOIOOO

What’s the bet there’s a fault with it?

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