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| 0 | Hello me lad grub time |
| 1 | morning seaside |
| 2 | Good morning seaside. Have a great day. |
| 3 | Morning mate |
| 4 | is he going to play hazel lol |
| 0 | Blimey how many mods are there ??? |
| 5 | get in there de laaaaaad |
| 6 | Greetings to our leader Seaside Mark….. |
| 4 | there's a lot of us John |
| 5 | fresh start off the alkhaul get in mark |
| 0 | Blimey I’m shocked |
| 5 | bacon bacon mutty Times |
| 4 | and to be honest John well all part of one team |
| 0 | Mark do you like Chinese |
| 5 | looking good after fresh start mark no junk food or alkhaul coming on strong it lush |
| 0 | How’s the litter picking going |
| 4 | mark I was waiting for that lol |
| 5 | TROLLSFUMING with new fresh start another win for seas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 |
| 7 | Bacon bacon mutty times |
| 0 | Mark are you getting a car |
| 5 | get in barney me leeeeed |
| 7 | Lbc might be for you but it’s not for me |
| 8 | Marks playing Hazel lol |
| 4 | John he's playing hazel don't interrupt him lol |
| 7 | Get in Iain my leeedd. Top fella |
| 8 | Lots of pot washing playing Hazel |
| 5 | cheers de laaaad |
| 0 | It might be for you but it’s not for me lol |
| 8 | Lovely dancing de lad |
| 9 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 0 | Hazel??? |
| 8 | Lovely shoutouts whilst playing Hazel lol |
| 5 | cheers Mark |
| 3 | Off to game today mate I’ll send you a WhatsApp de lad |
| 4 | yes when he's cleaning up he's playing hazel |
| 0 | L m a o |
| 0 | He reminds me of my grandad doesn’t give a bugger |
| 8 | Playing Hazel lol |
| 8 | Brilliant |
| 8 | 😂😂😂 |
| 4 | I wash my clothes every few days |
| 10 | Get in get in fucking get in |
| 10 | Day 1 39 to go |
| 7 | Get in Spencer |
| 10 | It’s gonna be a lovely journey |
| 6 | How often do people wash their bed sheets?…. |
| 10 | Get in Barney rubbles my lid |
| 4 | Spencer liddddd |
| 10 | Phil de lad |
| 7 | Mark, Keir Starmer has asked if you can donate him you PS5 |
| 10 | Playin hazel might not be fa you but it is fa seaside |
| 7 | Eggsactly |
| 4 | lol he enjoys playing hazel |
| 7 | Nevermind playing hazel we want to see him playing Road to the Masters |
| 7 | Seaside Woods |
| 10 | Too right Barney |
| 10 | Giving gaming one last chance |
| 7 | lol |
| 10 | 5th time lucky |
| 11 | goooooooood morning de lads |
| 11 | goooood monring de lads |
| 10 | Morning guys |
| 3 | Loving |
| 11 | it's bacon butty times |
| 3 | 2 tier Kier |
| 3 | City tearing cockneys apart again |
| 7 | Anthony Joshua got cancelled |
| 3 | Eg eg exactly Barney |
| 10 | Aj gets one last payday for rematch |
| 7 | Get in Joel |
| 8 | Lovely clean kitchen here |
| 8 | Great work |
| 12 | STOPtober may be for you…but it’s NOT fa meee 😂 🍻 |
| 3 | The dwarf should of seen red for Man U bastards ✈ 🔥 |
| 3 | 🇩🇪 |
| 3 | Exactly mark |
| 12 | Eh…ek~ecastly |
| 7 | It pet shop boys |
| 7 | Pmsl |
| 13 | 😂 |
| 7 | Helen raging lol |
| 7 | Relationship with Helen cancelled. It cancelled |
| 3 | West end girls |
| 12 | Is that Guy Ritchie de laaafs?🤗 |
| 3 | P. P ppppp p p p. Pppp walkers |
| 12 | Trolls absolutely livid with there manky quicksave stale bread while Mark enjoys bespoke Waitrose best of the best sourdough loaf 🍞 |
| 3 | Don’t worry bout me Barb I eat any old shite |
| 7 | Bacon in ya belly and sky sports on ya telly so get in |
| 14 | WTF? IS IT A FRESH START ON A SUNDAY? |
| 7 | Mansfield Town won yesterday lad |
| 7 | Get in Nigel Clough |
| 7 | Eggsactly |
| 14 | LOOKING SO HEALTHY. WHAT THE SECRET? |
| 7 | lol |
| 14 | THAT BUTTER LOOKS LUSH. TROLLS ON TESCO VALUE MARGARINE AND SEETHING ... AND I MEAN SEETHING |
| 15 | i see kitty is spreading lies saying you have been given £300 from me. She is so jealous of you mate, You have holidays and she has nothing |
| 15 | Everyone on her channel cant stand her, pure jealousy |
| 7 | This song is what mark signs to Helen |
| 7 | The seaside army will never be defeated |
| 10 | Seaside army is the biggest army on YouTube |
| 3 | Barb twiggys ere |
| 14 | NO CHEAP, LOW QUALITY BREAD FOR SEASIDE. SOURDOUGH ALL THE WAY. IT LUSH |
| 16 | morning mate |
| 7 | the weather is shit. |
| 10 | Full fat butter and milk only for seaside |
| 15 | she is jealous big time mate, She lies more than anyone on her, she is vile |
| 8 | lol |
| 7 | mark doesn't like the drama |
| 8 | Comic kitty is a mug mate |
| 15 | exactly |
| 8 | Mark does his own thing on here that’s all. Kitty is a trouble maker |
| 10 | She just wants the attention |
| 7 | people trying to involve mark in drama. |
| 14 | TIMMY ELDRIDGE HAD SEX WITH KITTY AND SAID SHE IS TERRIBLE |
| 8 | Best to stay out of the drama. We all know what she is like |
| 8 | Brighton v Forest to be a draw |
| 3 | Mark she wants your big pipe in her big hairy 🐈 |
| 8 | Be a good point for forest if they can get a draw |
| 10 | Mark and seaside army in our own lane |
| 7 | mark will you be visiting Swanage Robin soon? |
| 15 | She has nobody and lets leave her that way, with nobody, she's not worth thinking about |
| 8 | Maybe Arsenal will beat Man City today |
| 7 | mark never done or said anything about kitty. |
| 8 | Lovely win for Forest at anfield |
| 7 | it just jealousy |
| 7 | will man city beat arsenal today? |
| 10 | Kitty and all the other channels leech off mark for views, mark creates his own content |
| 14 | KITTY WANTS MARK'S PORK CHOP |
| 7 | too right Spencer |
| 8 | Haaland scoring loads again |
| 7 | is that sour dough bread de lad? it looks lush |
| 8 | Sky sports on me tele lol |
| 8 | That bread looked lovely |
| 8 | Proper toast |
| 14 | OF COURSE IT'S SOURDOUGH BREAD. ONLY THE BEST FUR SEASIDEMARK |
| 15 | only the best for seaside |
| 10 | Exactly thug |
| 7 | organic eggs mmmm mmm mmm |
| 15 | its all organic |
| 8 | Full of protein |
| 15 | egg are a super food |
| 7 | am i eating organic? course i'm eating organic |
| 17 | Have you seen my hot new bird Barney rubble ? |
| 7 | Organic foods might be for you but they definitely not for kitty lol |
| 8 | Mark is ringing cosmic kitty |
| 15 | swanage robin loving his life thanks to seaside |
| 8 | Telling her If she says one more word about him she’ll be brown bread by the end of the day |
| 7 | Steven George you got yourself a new budgie? |
| 17 | She’s fit mate |
| 8 | Jesus mark they’re about 3 days over done 😂😂 |
| 8 | Cook them for less time so you get a runny middle |
| 7 | mark will be visiting swanage robin soon to make sure she's stocked up with a food full o cupboards |
| 7 | mark likes them cooked a liddle bit longer |
| 8 | Looks a nice breakfast that |
| 7 | curtis bacon |
| 8 | Nearly as nice as a monsoooooooon |
| 7 | shout out to b curtis |
| 8 | We call it breakfast as we are breaking the fast from the night before. Now that is lush |
| 7 | lush breakfast that |
| 15 | im off to lanzarote tomorrow, im going do kitty a lovely video |
| 7 | it wont be as good as curtis |
| 18 | Catlys ain't for me |
| 15 | its not for me but it might be for you |
| 7 | or saltpig |
| 7 | do they down purpeck porkers? |
| 7 | do |
| 7 | stock up on some t bones for the dark nights |
| 18 | not shure buddy, Wiltshire ways I thought, but Catlys ain't for me my lad, it's not for me |
| 7 | big shout out to donald trump |
| 7 | make america great again de lad |
| 19 | morning mark mate |
| 19 | get in |
| 18 | Curtis Butchers always look spot on my lad |
| 19 | chinese eat cats |
| 19 | i think |
| 7 | is it raining there mark? |
| 19 | muslim and jews dont eat pork, even some christians of a certain sect dont eat pork |
| 7 | no sunday roast today my leeeed |
| 19 | COME ON FOREST |
| 19 | we gonna do it this year |
| 19 | i agree mark |
| 20 | Morning mark. Beers later? |
| 20 | Sorry to hear that |
| 21 | get in |
| 7 | mark got new liverpool jumper. it lush |
| 20 | Am gonna have a chilled day and watch the big match |
| 22 | Morning Mark, hope you are well |
| 7 | there three matches on today, preston v blackburn at 12, brighton forest at 2 then man city arsenal at 4 |
| 7 | all on sky sports so get in |
| 10 | Marks having 40 days off |
| 20 | I’ll have 40 days on |
| 10 | Makavenny having 365 days on |
| 19 | mark do you still have NOWTV? to watch the skysports football? |
| 19 | £20 sheets a month is good |
| 19 | lovely experience |
| 19 | 40 days off de lad |
| 19 | your body gonna be 4x cleaner |
| 19 | detox |
| 10 | Gonna do it easy |
| 10 | Bookmark this video guys, come back in 40 days |
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| 9 | 2*5*ChwKGkNPQ0Ixb0tpMW9nREZRZ0sxZ0Fkbk1RSF93 |
| 7 | 100000000-1 |
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| 19 | trolls hoping mark keeps drinking and gets liver damage. but mark is cutting it right down, 40 days off and getting healthy. its lush. trolls fuming |
| 10 | Exactly |
| 14 | YOU NEED TO REPLACE THE CHALLENGE OF BOOZE WITH SOMETHING. PERHAPS SOME CRATB CAKE CHALLENGES. YOU LIKE TO PUSH YOUR BODY. EATING MIGHT BE YOUR GIFT IN LIFE? |
| 19 | gamble free and alcohol free. its lovely |
| 14 | CREAM CAKE |
| 19 | just play some playstation games, and eat lots of snacks, crisps, sweets, and drink cups of tea |
| 14 | GOOD ADVICE DEDFOX. DON'T FORGET THE CREAM CAKES AND ECLAIRS. MARK IS GOOD AT EATING THEM. |
| 19 | ohhh yess thug de lad |
| 19 | we need cream cakes |
| 19 | challenge |
| 10 | Sales of pots of tea and sparkling water about to sky rocket round around the Jurassic coast over the next 40 days guys |
| 23 | marks bloody playing Hazel on a sunday |
| 19 | FACKING HAZEL |
| 19 | seaside professional cleaning services |
| 19 | top dorset cleaner |
| 7 | he puts Kim and Aggie to shame |
| 23 | pots and pans for you my laaaaad |
| 19 | i clean up once every 10 years |
| 19 | its lush |
| 19 | 4x more dusty |
| 10 | Pot washing might not be for you but it is for hazel |
| 19 | hazel loves cleaning pots |
| 5 | kitchen gleaming de laaaaad |
| 19 | time to lump on today |
| 19 | top racing |
| 10 | Trip to plumbton |
| 19 | plumb ton all the way |
| 5 | battered sausage chips n mushy peas not pot washing for u de laaaaad |
| 19 | iain it might be for me, but its not for trolls but it could be for you, but it might not be for me |
| 19 | it so lush de lad |
| 5 | is it indian nite tonight mark |
| 5 | vindaloo coming on strong |
| 19 | ring of fire |
| 19 | 4x hotter vindaloo |
| 19 | get up there boy |
| 5 | or is it chinese niiiiite |
| 19 | french racing is well dodgy mate |
| 5 | Mark de triumph vs the trolls 🤣 |
| 5 | wtf going on ear naaaaaa |
| 19 | facking hazel |
| 19 | ryan moore knocking at ya door |
| 23 | get ya self down the chip shop de lad nice cod chips and curry sauce 4xlush |
| 5 | Mark 1 team let me down yesterday on footy 6 team acca for 500paaaaand |
| 19 | 500 paaaaaaaand. come facking raaaaaaaaaaand |
| 5 | defox 🤣 |
| 5 | I was fukn seeeeething no as much as twolls lol |
| 19 | its always 1 team that does your balls in |
| 19 | its so annoying |
| 5 | richard get big boy breakfast at station cafe de laaaaad |
| 5 | true dat dedfox |
| 5 | bk drinking alkhaul 1st Nov |
| 23 | coooooor station cafe allllllllllllll the waaaaaaaaaay |
| 5 | be on the guinness at 12 today 🤣 |
| 5 | get innnnnnnn |
| 19 | guiness and sunday roast |
| 5 | richard mark has some Cerne abbas for ya as he's off the alkhaul till Nov 1st |
| 23 | get down for a big boy breakfast de lad |
| 19 | it might be for me, but not for trolls |
| 23 | big boy coming on strong |
| 24 | Morning de lads morning de lads |
| 19 | morning lee |
| 19 | morning de lad i said mnorning de lad |
| 5 | Mark watch new penguin series it's good de laaaaad |
| 19 | plumbby tom |
| 19 | all the way |
| 5 | Mark avv cream cake crisps n burger king day me leeeeed |
| 19 | favorite is working for the bookies |
| 25 | oh lovely |
| 5 | Mark ure new LG boombox is lush |
| 19 | its 6x louder |
| 25 | bacon bacon butty time |
| 5 | trolls listening on windup radio it lush guuuuuuys |
| 5 | Marks got the top gadgets so get innnnnn |
| 19 | have a good day mark mate |
| 5 | Ave gr8 day mark |
| 9 | 0*0 |