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| 0 | Send the buggers back |
| 1 | cex are banking bank off you and this is how they treat you |
| 1 | seasidemark keeping cex from going bust |
| 2 | Morning de lid |
| 3 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 0 | Send it back. Not good enough. |
| 2 | Hope ya doin alright I be doing alright |
| 4 | Morning de lad RIP LIAM PAYNE |
| 2 | Something not right with those |
| 2 | Send em back |
| 5 | Be careful, Amazon will ban you from websites if you send back to items |
| 2 | We’re they off amazon? |
| 4 | Mark buy 4x more batteries mate |
| 2 | I always read reviews before I buy on amazon |
| 6 | Morning de led. Morning Seaside Army. |
| 7 | mark get in mate |
| 1 | what's in the parcel de lids |
| 7 | that seller needs reporting de lad |
| 7 | he is a scam artist |
| 4 | Mark bring me up to speed de lad finance check |
| 8 | drunk |
| 3 | 2*3*TOcPb0GGzF-n21DDSv8Mtw |
| 7 | joel top fella top mod |
| 5 | if you banned not turns back...be careful don't involve Amazon, they will blame you scamming the company...be careful mate |
| 4 | Mark pulverise seller de lad do you think I’m a fucking idiot |
| 7 | make the seller beg for mercy |
| 7 | teach him alesson |
| 4 | It’s public domain |
| 4 | Get in dedfox |
| 7 | get in my son |
| 4 | Cum cum cum 💦 company |
| 5 | i thought you can't send back to batteries.. hazardous item |
| 7 | mark buy them from sony website |
| 7 | least they genuine mate |
| 7 | mark the person who tried ripping you off will get bad karma mate |
| 7 | bad karma for scamming people |
| 4 | Mark can you not fart inside envelope de lad let him sniff it when he opens it |
| 9 | battery days are over |
| 4 | 1st class farts |
| 10 | What do you think I am? A fooouking iggiott? |
| 7 | mark please open parcel |
| 7 | we are all itching |
| 10 | Imagine spending a day in Mark's head. We would all have ptsd after seconds 😅 |
| 7 | to watch unhoxing de lad |
| 7 | unboxing |
| 5 | £109 kettle chips my lad |
| 9 | playstation days over |
| 11 | Fake battery’s may be for you…but they’re NOT fa meee😝 |
| 9 | goin down sanford lane de lad? |
| 12 | claim compo for dodgy batteries de lad |
| 7 | fishy farts mate |
| 7 | 4x more smellier |
| 11 | It’s Bristol all the waaayyy 🚙 😅 |
| 9 | SNIFF THAT |
| 13 | Morning Mark |
| 14 | genuine battery is lush and i mean lush !!!! |
| 11 | There’s no cooking or pot washing de laaaps |
| 15 | Good morning Dee lad. |
| 7 | life is great when you buy new batteries |
| 7 | better than giving to bookies |
| 10 | If there's anything in life that I really crave, it's seeing a real Samsung battery. Please do an hour long live about it Mark |
| 13 | They must think you're a fucking idiot |
| 10 | Sony* |
| 14 | genuine battery the best battery lids |
| 11 | Don’t put plastic in the microwave ⚠ |
| 16 | Morning de lads |
| 3 | 2*4*ChwKGkNJTGQ3YUg4bElrREZVTUsxZ0FkamJRSW5B |
| 7 | mark he probably scams hundreds of people each year with this refurbished/new battery scam |
| 3 | 2*5*ChwKGkNJTGQ3YUg4bElrREZVTUsxZ0FkamJRSW5B |
| 15 | Genuine all the way. |
| 11 | …n morning de laaats |
| 16 | 7 pints was for you |
| 11 | But they weren’t for u |
| 11 | 😂 |
| 16 | Mark one battery enough lol you don’t use camera |
| 7 | stand and delivery, money or your life |
| 14 | nice meal out wiv he he he helen |
| 7 | lol get in benjamin |
| 16 | You got more batteries than pictures mark lol |
| 10 | I cannot wait for that video. I've just put all my plans on hold in preperation for this one dropping. |
| 5 | buy Beers my lad |
| 9 | 7 pints |
| 7 | sony batteries all the way |
| 11 | Dull n rainy pictures comingonstrong ☔ 📸 |
| 17 | bargain |
| 16 | Get in |
| 7 | mark your showing order number..trolls will cancel it de lad. should keep private |
| 12 | Amazon, plug in those dodgy batteries where the sun dont shine |
| 14 | never mind a cup of tea why not have a nice cold cider mark ????? |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQclRydF84bElrREZWTXUxZ0FkUWdvdUFB |
| 4 | Mark it’s gana be lush when you feature in the John Lewis Xmas advert |
| 9 | get a soda de lad |
| 11 | It’s already been filmed Joel😂 |
| 5 | plenty money left to buy ciders |
| 16 | Mark bouncing on a trampoline in the snow |
| 9 | purbeck cider |
| 7 | packaged and secure batteries all the way |
| 7 | no plastic bags |
| 5 | Purbeck Cider my lad |
| 14 | WHY NOT HAVE A NICE COLD CIDER MARK ?????????? NO NEED FOR CUP OF TEA COZ A CIDER MORE REFRESHING :) |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNLUEsyWWI5bElrREZSd0oxZ0Fkc0JvNU5n |
| 3 | 2*3*AAi2D870LQi_JrNA1yiCwQ |
| 11 | Sanford lane to celebrate 🎤 let’s get a finance check de laaaps 📱 |
| 9 | perfect mixture of purbeck and wilkins ma leed |
| 10 | Am I recording? |
| 12 | Original batteries are refreshin, and delish, and 4 x lusg, get in |
| 7 | mark i love finance check |
| 7 | it is too lush |
| 16 | Mark there’s a guy in Sheffield who makes things out of leather. He does some lush camera strap’s and carry cases. They be for you |
| 10 | Mark can I buy you a sewing kit for Xmas? |
| 11 | But it might not be for him |
| 7 | YES YES YES YES YES YES |
| 7 | balance of the account is |
| 18 | mark do you not know what refurbished means |
| 18 | ofc its not new |
| 12 | finance check 3 2 1 |
| 10 | Yes please Mark. Can you do a finance check on ALL accounts? |
| 16 | How do you refurbish a battery? It’s either new or used |
| 7 | made to look new again by work such as painting, repairing, and cleaning: The newly refurbished property is across the street from the beach. The company offers refurbished machines with limited |
| 7 | warranties |
| 3 | 2*3*VRVkUJvqLUBPgvtY5-jvsA |
| 7 | YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES |
| 5 | Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes |
| 7 | 1 week today nice payment it gonna be lush mark |
| 7 | 2 year no bookies |
| 2 | Wow |
| 12 | yes 7 times, get in |
| 7 | mark has money coming out of his ears, trolls fuming 😀 |
| 7 | it lush |
| 16 | I dunno how you do it with no hangovers mark. |
| 5 | £800 |
| 16 | Mark I think that will see you through until you get paid |
| 5 | rich my lad |
| 7 | ROAD TO MASTERS MARK HAHA GET IN |
| 16 | Do an item check |
| 2 | Life great when you don’t gamble, take note people |
| 5 | Blackpool my lad |
| 7 | when you give up gambling, you will become wealthy, fact |
| 7 | life great |
| 7 | signed sealed delivered mark |
| 5 | £800 my lad |
| 7 | so they cant complain |
| 5 | wetherspoon my lad |
| 2 | Mark came his senses 2 years ago thankfully |
| 16 | Life’s good when you don’t binge drink |
| 2 | Benjamin true |
| 5 | talking Helen to Mansfield my lad |
| 16 | I’ve got iPhone , MacBook , PlayStation - those my items |
| 16 | Go to swanage and have a pot of tea and take some photos mark |
| 7 | ive got old samsung se 20 had it for 5 years or so. and it does my nicely, And a basic laptop, i am not materialistic |
| 14 | GET A NICE COLD BOKUL OF CIDER MATE |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQR0FyOWotbElrREZVTUsxZ0FkamJRSW5B |
| 12 | i got i idem, a windows 7 tower, it lush in a crappy sort of way |
| 3 | 2*3*AAi2D870LQi_JrNA1yiCwQ |
| 7 | it too nice @It Matters |
| 5 | my laptop 10 years old.. working perfectly |
| 7 | mark they should come secure and packaged, it is lush when they are new |
| 12 | cex wont enen take it, it not lush de lad |
| 12 | 7 days till pay day, 800 beer tokens in bank, get in de lad |
| 7 | mark you will be getting a lot of xmas cards and gifts |
| 7 | it gonna be a good year for mark |
| 5 | Buy New AİR FRYER mark my lad.. you need new one.. |
| 19 | Mark you must send them batteries back it a health and fire hazard |
| 19 | You don’t need this on a Thursday morning |
| 7 | FIRE FIRE, FETCH THE ENGINE |
| 7 | medication post office, it never ends for seaside |
| 7 | he is a busy man |
| 5 | wetherspoon my lad |
| 7 | gaspin for a cup of tea |
| 7 | better than beer de lad |
| 7 | tea all the way |
| 19 | This is a right pain especially if they set on fire |
| 5 | beer festival 20 October last day IN wetherspoon |
| 7 | 7 pints, cutting it down |
| 7 | taking it easy |
| 12 | whats in parcel de lad |
| 7 | mark got more gadgets than elon musk |
| 12 | PS5 |
| 7 | your tower |
| 7 | tower tower all the way |
| 19 | Get a ps5 for the winter mark |
| 7 | is it reburbished mark? |
| 7 | looks refurb |
| 12 | windows 7, it lush |
| 7 | what make is it |
| 7 | they give you a tenner for delly welly |
| 7 | might as well just keep it |
| 7 | as a back up |
| 12 | windows 95, even lusher de lad |
| 7 | windows xp all the way |
| 7 | windows vista might be for you, but it not for me |
| 13 | Nice little upgrade |
| 7 | 45 |
| 7 | 90 brick good mate |
| 7 | bargain |
| 7 | keep the dell mate as a back up, cex wont hardly give you anytthing for it mate |
| 12 | get the back off and av a fiddle, get in |
| 20 | hello captain |
| 12 | wind it back to win 95, it lush de lad |
| 7 | mark are you busy? |
| 12 | Go off grid when busy de lad, get in |
| 7 | monitor right next to sink get in |
| 12 | Marks only really busy, when refusing a cold one at spoons. Get in |
| 7 | seaside computer repairs and upgrades |
| 21 | morning mark |
| 7 | mark you seem very busy, |
| 7 | ive never seen you so busy until now |
| 7 | 4x more busy |
| 22 | sleep 4 x better tonight |
| 7 | currys wont employ you, they discriminate against people with disabilities mate |
| 7 | YA JOKING |
| 7 | SCREW LOOSE ALL THE WAY |
| 7 | FUCKS GOING ON ERE NAWW? |
| 7 | FINK I AM FUCKINF IDIOT? |
| 7 | missing parts it not nice de lad |
| 20 | fuck this too technical i am off |
| 20 | :NCF:fuck this too technical i am off |
| 23 | So Liam Payne is dead fell from balcony drink and drugs |
| 7 | FUCKINF FGOING ON HERE NAWW |
| 7 | no frame??? wtf |
| 7 | lol mark youtube legend |
| 7 | mark keep the delly welly as a backup, because cex wont give you hardly anything mate |
| 24 | Good morning mark |
| 21 | keep it for a spare mark |
| 24 | Hope you’re well mate |
| 7 | 6core all the way |
| 7 | mark go post office at 12:00 |
| 24 | lol mark with a screwdriver |
| 7 | seaside computer engineer |
| 24 | This stuff never goes well |
| 7 | 16 givs of ram |
| 7 | why is it so lush |
| 7 | 4 slots |
| 7 | is for you de lad |
| 7 | but not for trolls |
| 7 | 64gb ram it will run like a beast |
| 7 | 32gb ram |
| 7 | it gonna be good |
| 24 | Lovely this is |
| 24 | Mark can fix computers for other Wareham residents |
| 24 | Are you having a Lager? A Guinness? A cider? A glass of wine? |
| 7 | get it in the hole son |
| 7 | give it a good bang |
| 24 | lol |
| 24 | Lovely dancing and singing |
| 24 | Nice one Bruce that went smoothly |
| 7 | power it up mark |
| 7 | lets test your skills |
| 7 | jimmy clover |
| 4 | Bag of coke de lad a good sniff |
| 7 | nice few lines |
| 7 | and a pint of guiness |
| 7 | they will give you only like 15 brick |
| 7 | for delly welly |
| 7 | not worth it |
| 4 | 15 pints in Wetherspoons |
| 7 | 15 pints cutting it right down |
| 19 | Mark you got to send the batteries back |
| 19 | It a joke it a fire hazard |
| 19 | What we selling today |
| 25 | Mark sanford lane |
| 26 | Lenova not for me but it for you |
| 7 | mark they only give you 15 bar for delly welly |
| 7 | kkeep it |
| 7 | keep it |
| 26 | delly welly was a bargain |
| 26 | it c grade |
| 7 | more than 4 month |
| 4 | Premier league back weekend so get in |
| 7 | they will prob give you 15 bar for it |
| 7 | just keep it as a back up |
| 7 | computer |
| 24 | Lovely |
| 26 | 15 pound 2 bowls of chicken wings & a pint |
| 24 | Go for a nice meal out mate and a pot of tea on the seafront |
| 26 | fingers crossed for Leonora |
| 19 | Can someone let me know what on earth is going on please |
| 19 | I need bring up to speed can someone tell me |
| 19 | Computer is in the kitchen |
| 24 | Get in |
| 24 | Lovely that is |
| 26 | Lentoro is firing up |
| 24 | The Ram dance is a great dance |
| 26 | 24 gigs is tons of memory |
| 24 | Oh shit here we go lol |
| 7 | YA JOKING |
| 7 | FUCKS GOING ON HERE NAWW |
| 26 | Lenovo has encountered a fatal error and needs to close |
| 7 | lenovo is a terrible make |
| 7 | but its cheap |
| 7 | so its fine |
| 7 | for basic use |
| 7 | see how much cash converters |
| 7 | give you for dell |
| 26 | Lenova fine for updates |
| 26 | seaside pc specialist 🖥🖱🪛 |
| 26 | chisel it off with screwdriver |
| 7 | why doesnt it have wifi port connection? |
| 7 | strange |
| 27 | use dial up on it... 🤣🤣🤣 |
| 7 | i love dial up |
| 7 | the noises it used to make |
| 26 | get AOL disc from checkout at Asda |
| 7 | waiting 25 mins for a porn website to load |
| 27 | loll@fox |
| 7 | 😂 |
| 27 | lmao |
| 7 | WD40 FOIR THE DOOR |
| 7 | FFS |
| 7 | 4x more oil needed |
| 28 | Get in de leds |
| 28 | This is lovely |
| 26 | beans last night |
| 7 | mark shitting his guts out |
| 24 | lol |
| 27 | WD40 is lush |
| 24 | This is madness |
| 28 | Nice bit of wire that it’s lush and lovely |
| 26 | can take lendora up the garden |
| 7 | least this keeps mark busy lol. better than beingbored lonely n depressed |
| 24 | You need a well deserved break after this |
| 28 | Eggsactly guy in grey suit |
| 24 | Eggsactly Lee |
| 28 | Eggsactly dedfox |
| 24 | We all above board |
| 28 | Eggsactly big Joyce |
| 28 | Mark put tea towel over monitor abs little portable dining table |
| 24 | Lee lol |
| 24 | No pot washing |
| 24 | No playing Hazel |
| 28 | Eggsactly guy in grey suit |
| 7 | computer right next to sink, 4x more splashes of water, electrical fire not nice |
| 7 | 😞 |
| 28 | Eggsactly dedfox |
| 7 | marks password is: ilovehelen123 |
| 7 | 😀 |
| 28 | Little blue powder extinguisher on eBay 19:99 better safe than sorry |
| 7 | too right lee |
| 7 | safety first |
| 29 | Can you jail brake it |
| 7 | 15 quid pints and chicken wings sorted |
| 29 | Am just wondering if you could hack into windows 11 and make some improvements |
| 7 | 1tb old hard drive |
| 24 | Pays for a few beers and a meal out doesn’t it |
| 7 | its either £15 or keep |
| 30 | Are you a pc engineer. |
| 31 | absolute helmet of a man |
| 3 | 2*3*0KgN01kVM8FaV-uZy-48iw |
| 3 | 2*3*0KgN01kVM8FaV-uZy-48iw |
| 24 | No trolls allowed |
| 7 | mug troll |
| 24 | Good work dedfox |
| 7 | good work guy |
| 29 | Donate it to the British heart foundation |
| 24 | Lovely teamwork that was lush |
| 7 | LOL CHICKEN WINGS ALL THE WAY MARK |
| 7 | it gonna be lush |
| 7 | it was really lovely @Guy In The Grey Suit |
| 24 | Chicken wings lol |
| 7 | isnt it gonna cost you £7 in train ticket though to go poole to sell it? |
| 7 | and only getting 15 for it |
| 24 | This has been going too well |
| 24 | Something could go wrong soon |
| 7 | eggzactly @Guy In The Grey Suit |
| 7 | the time is wrong on it |
| 7 | needs updating |
| 29 | 4x faster |
| 9 | :face-red-heart-shape: |
| 7 | i thought you already installed windows 11? |
| 29 | This might cause you nothing but upset and misery |
| 26 | mind that ethernet cable. trip hazard after a hattie browns |
| 7 | mark subway? |
| 7 | subbyway |
| 29 | Can you do a eating challenge once your back |
| 26 | couple of B Curtis sausage rolls |
| 7 | 100 cream cakes |
| 7 | 75 sausage rolls |
| 26 | and 2 scotch eggs |
| 4 | Don’t let smackaveli hear your finance check |
| 7 | 49 ciders |
| 29 | Cutting it rite down |
| 7 | mark always gives him money for some reason joel |
| 26 | wetherspoons beer festival still on |
| 29 | £1.99 |
| 9 | :face-fuchsia-poop-shape: |
| 26 | Hazel in the bathroom |
| 7 | mark is playing hazel today |
| 29 | Lush cleaning update |
| 26 | toilet duck |
| 29 | 4x more skid marks on toilet it’s like a racing track |
| 26 | chat amongst yourselves |
| 29 | Clearer mind once it’s clean good for your mental health having a clean bathroom |
| 4 | Mark condition update might be new channel members needing brought up to speed |
| 29 | Can any explain TMAU ? And what suffering it causes |
| 16 | Where’s mark? |
| 16 | I’ve had a shower, shave, breakfast. Now gonna go into town get me some beer and some coffee de leeeed |
| 32 | the KFC arrived guuuuuuys get in mark |
| 3 | 2*4*ChwKGkNOYXdtZHVVbFlrREZlVVZyUVlkajJZdW53 |
| 12 | :NCF:Has the lad pooped out to loosen his load de lads? |
| 7 | he has gone to local post office to send back the camera batteries |
| 7 | get in mark |
| 7 | you posted it mate? |
| 33 | it so lush guys |
| 9 | is that doing alright with you delad |
| 33 | it might be for you but it's not for me |
| 7 | fucking batteries |
| 7 | it never ends for mark |
| 7 | he busy day and night |
| 7 | he just wants to relax |
| 7 | with few pints |
| 7 | andbacon mutty |
| 9 | positive all the way |
| 26 | 1st class ticket to Poole |
| 7 | you get there 4x faster |
| 7 | with 1st class ticket |
| 26 | luxury all the way |
| 33 | alright guys |
| 7 | sweating like a kipper |
| 7 | propert sweating |
| 33 | alright there youtubes |
| 33 | playing hazel today de lads |
| 7 | alriight there youtubers |
| 7 | it lush |
| 6 | Come on Ryan Moooooooore! |
| 9 | out of pocket |
| 7 | breath mark |
| 7 | you stressed as fuck |
| 18 | marks screwed if this doesnt work out |
| 7 | milk and more knocking at your door |
| 34 | are you going to the March next sat in London |
| 7 | ryan moore you knoe the score |
| 26 | win some lose some. don't worry about it |
| 18 | sending them back for no reason |
| 18 | this is your own fault |
| 26 | dear bank. them batteries was no good |
| 12 | busy day writing emails, ya need a social secretary my laaaid |
| 7 | how was it marks fault? |
| 7 | @adjudicator smiling |
| 18 | because the batteries arent defect |
| 7 | one of them wasnt even charging up |
| 7 | mate |
| 18 | fake |
| 18 | news |
| 9 | have some jars mate |
| 7 | your talking bollocks |
| 26 | get em down ya |