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| 0 | Oh lovely |
| 0 | Get in mark |
| 0 | Mark spurs v villa on sky sports |
| 1 | Get in mark |
| 2 | get in mark. have a good Sunday |
| 3 | darker nights are here mark you got to make the most of it |
| 1 | Did you have a roast dinner |
| 4 | Hi mark had a nice dinner dee lard |
| 0 | Itโs a lush trolls fuming |
| 1 | Brilliant video |
| 5 | Cider or beer |
| 0 | My lad |
| 1 | Itโs like gogglebox with mark doing a watchalong |
| 0 | Spanners all raaaand |
| 3 | lovely food |
| 5 | Thanks mark |
| 1 | That look nice that does |
| 0 | Need looks lush |
| 0 | Beef |
| 5 | Looks nice |
| 6 | it look great |
| 7 | Spanners all deee weeyyyyy |
| 7 | Get in derrr |
| 8 | hi |
| 1 | Great achievement |
| 6 | ryan moores over rated lad |
| 5 | Reel ale makes me sleepy |
| 7 | Ryannn moore ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป |
| 0 | Seaside army growing daily so get in there |
| 9 | Shoutout to guy in grey suit |
| 1 | Lovely shoutout |
| 1 | Get In Joe Scott |
| 9 | Itโs lovely de leds |
| 7 | I say in real life, all the tome . Itsss lush and I mean lush and rub my hands like make does |
| 1 | Well unless you wanna do YouTube with me ๐๐ |
| 4 | looks like a nice day out 4 pints Dee lard lush |
| 10 | get in thereee |
| 9 | Eggsactly Stephen beever |
| 0 | No what a mean |
| 7 | Mark your hair it looks nice |
| 6 | we watching seas watching seas.. get in |
| 9 | Buses take too long |
| 7 | Skin sides 4 on top spikey |
| 0 | Mark you doing a live watch a king of Chelsea game mate |
| 9 | Eggsactly Joel mcfc |
| 10 | once you break the seal there no going back my lad |
| 0 | Yea mark |
| 9 | True you can have a Jimmy riddle on the Choo |
| 9 | Predictions for United v Chelsea |
| 7 | Your on my telly your on ma telllyyyyyy |
| 9 | Eggsactly camjowl |
| 4 | thanks mark all the way lush |
| 10 | garden beers are 8 times lush |
| 9 | Lovely bit of fire |
| 1 | Lovely fire |
| 7 | Open fire oooooo it lush |
| 10 | get some wilkins cider in ready for christmas |
| 9 | Eggsactly guy in grey suit well managed plenty of kindlin |
| 11 | get in there de leds |
| 1 | Eggsactly Joe Scott get in |
| 9 | Eggsactly sniff that it 4 time lush |
| 12 | lush |
| 9 | Eggsactlly blue van man |
| 1 | Blue van man lol |
| 9 | Spanner for blue van Man |
| 1 | Wow he has 150k subs |
| 7 | Its not the red van man its the blue van man |
| 13 | It fake de lad |
| 6 | get in van man |
| 14 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 9 | I will subscribe to blue van man |
| 15 | not real bvm de lad |
| 1 | This is brilliant |
| 13 | Rogue mogg but spanner him up anyway why not |
| 1 | Itโs a fake account |
| 7 | Loool |
| 7 | Get in |
| 13 | It is |
| 1 | It only has one sub |
| 13 | @ is wrong |
| 7 | Mark I want a autographh |
| 9 | Itโs jus lovely Sunday and lush |
| 10 | get in there van man |
| 1 | Nice one Bruce |
| 14 | 2*3*yP5K6f13LtgI5C5pgqsz7A |
| 7 | It real van man watching u mark onnn ma telllyyyy |
| 1 | Yeah it only had 1 sub |
| 9 | Eggsactly guy in grey suit |
| 1 | Good work de lad |
| 9 | Fake account blue van man been vcabcelled |
| 16 | no fakes in here, he didnt pass the security checks de lads |
| 15 | no problem your welcome maek |
| 7 | I got to go in bath my singalong is bit stinky BRB |
| 1 | Blue van man been cancelled |
| 9 | Eggsactly cerne Abbas |
| 6 | top security |
| 9 | That pub look lush I like it when they stoke fires |
| 7 | Se se se security de lids |
| 15 | it's bloody lush this is |
| 9 | Eggsactly dick |
| 9 | Sea fury is that cerne Abbas mark |
| 17 | get in there mark |
| 15 | can we all take 1 minute silence for forest liverpool and Bournemouth winning yesterday it's lush I mean lush |
| 9 | Eggsactly Richard |
| 6 | it beer time lad |
| 9 | Looks lovely and lush |
| 15 | I love this it lush I meaaaaan lush |
| 9 | Sea fury look a nice drop of ale so it does |
| 15 | 4 pints innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
| 9 | Cheese cob updates you need some pickles |
| 15 | get ya self down Sandford lane |
| 9 | Nice one de led |
| 18 | Oh yes |
| 19 | Get in there Mark, get In 'Elen. lovely that is,. Cutting it right dannn too 8 drinks. Get in. |
| 18 | This is lush |
| 9 | Mark you got heart of gold de led |
| 15 | paying alllllllllllllllllll the way |
| 9 | Eggsactly Richard |
| 6 | voluntary work will trigger an assessment lad, no good |
| 1 | What drink is this one mate |
| 18 | Iโm on my new iPhone 16 pro. This is lush. |
| 15 | 4 pinter as well de lad |
| 18 | Sniff that |
| 20 | hey seaside , what's this I heard about you being a mister big in the criminal world ๐ |
| 9 | Cheesy cobs later and a pack of ham and mustard crisps |
| 10 | smells a goodun |
| 15 | play some Sunday love songs seaside |
| 9 | Mark who you think win United or Chelsea |
| 18 | No jars for me tonight. Work tomorrow for a 12 hour shift then off until Sunday so get in. Tuesday or Wednesday will be having some jarrrrrs |
| 0 | Give it a good sniff |
| 9 | Lovely bit of tune |
| 19 | Mark can you play ee by ee by gum |
| 15 | don't forget it's American night next week |
| 6 | love can't turn around.. get it on |
| 18 | Iโm not drinking on Sunday, not drinking on Monday, might drink Tuesday |
| 21 | this songs about seaside marc ๐ป |
| 20 | looking good seaside bro ,you been working out ? |
| 1 | Tottenham goal de lad |
| 20 | Paul young I remember this |
| 9 | Thatโs my home |
| 19 | Last chance at the disco music lol ere girl you wanna smooch |
| 22 | Ye not too bad |
| 1 | Brilliant singing |
| 9 | Lovely bit of tune so it is |
| 0 | 1-1 |
| 20 | one of the best singers on YouTube I reckon |
| 6 | you tell em seas |
| 9 | Mark is the makers mark a nice drop of whiskey ?? |
| 1 | Sunday is a day of rest so get in |
| 10 | this song gets the sherbert flowin |
| 9 | Eggsactly guy in grey suit |
| 6 | amen |
| 1 | lol |
| 1 | YouTube legend |
| 9 | Eggsactly sniff that it 4 times more lush |
| 21 | the klaxons the clap clap song |
| 19 | Legend, got a bargain there |
| 9 | Itโs lush camera |
| 9 | Big tune this |
| 4 | having a nice cold beer 4 pints in and one more makes 5 Dee lard ๐ป๐ป๐๐ |
| 9 | Camera be gone in a day or two ! |
| 6 | i not drinking till 7 |
| 9 | Eggsactly Stephen beevers |
| 1 | Trump to win on Wednesday |
| 9 | Iโm on guiness today lovely and cold |
| 1 | And we be having American night with Budweiser |
| 23 | good morning from texas mark Trump will be back in the white house on wednesday de lad |
| 9 | Eggsactly guy in grey suit |
| 9 | Eggsactly crispy |
| 6 | Trump all the waaaay |
| 1 | Donald trump to be president again |
| 24 | hi |
| 9 | Eggsactly colonel Faulkner |
| 6 | get in |
| 1 | Lovely camera |
| 24 | trolls fumin |
| 6 | 700 sheets |
| 1 | 520 bargain |
| 9 | 520 sheets |
| 25 | Afternoon Mark |
| 1 | Lovely bargain that is |
| 6 | can't beat new tech |
| 4 | that's my music from the 80s loved it going dancing and going out to the nightclubs great night out๐คช๐คช๐๐ |
| 9 | It lush and lovely |
| 26 | hello seaside |
| 26 | ooh yeah |
| 1 | ๐๐๐๐ |
| 13 | Trump gonna host the Olympics if he wins. I pray he does that will be lush. |
| 1 | YouTube legend |
| 9 | Oooh yea lush |
| 23 | i wish i was that camera |
| 14 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNdUpfOXU2d0lrREZZSUgxZ0FkRjhJbDF3 |
| 27 | Hello mark buddy Sanford lane coming on strong |
| 9 | Crispy she a beauty de led lovely bit of kit |
| 9 | Rather get your 9 10 jack fucked than sell the camera de leds |
| 27 | Oh I see mark |
| 4 | what a great video take on me. it was when MTV started you could pay for a video to watch ๐๐ |
| 9 | Light Sunday tunes |
| 1 | Another great tune |
| 13 | Lovely song |
| 1 | 1980s music is brilliant |
| 9 | Wow nice bit of tune this |
| 13 | This will be trumpโs tune walking out on stage when he wins |
| 1 | Mark can we have David Bowie Starman |
| 9 | Lovely suggestion guy in grey suit |
| 25 | Jermaine Stewart we donโt need to take our clothes off banger |
| 28 | Trump aint winning |
| 1 | Lovely. David Bowie was brilliant and Starman is a fantastic song |
| 13 | Is it seaside vicar tine |
| 13 | Hahaha |
| 1 | LOL |
| 13 | Seaside Rambo |
| 14 | 2*4*ChwKGkNKekZydnk3d0lrREZWSUgxZ0Fka1hNUjF3 |
| 9 | Lovely vivid green |
| 28 | shrek |
| 29 | Mark. you're 50. You still have time. get your life together. |
| 25 | :NCF:Fuck me itโs the green lantern!!! Go on Mark |
| 4 | ยฃ700 mark |
| 23 | it's all ogre now |
| 25 | Ho Ho Ho!! Lol |
| 1 | ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ |
| 1 | Starman de lad |
| 9 | Eggsactly seaside |
| 28 | Bowie ftw |
| 1 | Brilliant song!!!! One of my favourites |
| 1 | YouTube legend |
| 19 | didn't know what time is was Bowie all the way |
| 1 | David Bowie was superb de lad |
| 19 | Get in there Mark, get In de lads |
| 28 | ground control to major Tom |
| 1 | This is major tom to ground control. Brilliant |
| 30 | Itโs the legless jester |
| 4 | the 80s music is played a lot these days loads of great songs came out ๐๐ |
| 19 | legless Gesture |
| 4 | it's the hulk lol ๐๐๐๐ |
| 30 | Haha it is indeed legless gesture |
| 31 | steaming as a rocket ๐ |
| 28 | Ziggy Stardust brilliant |
| 30 | Thatโs not hulk thatโs his cousin Bulk |
| 32 | Every day your face is green is a great day |
| 1 | Ziggy stardust great at guitar |
| 30 | Didnโt you sell your iPad saying you only use it two hours a week now you really need an iPad? |
| 31 | HAZEL LOL |
| 19 | Dongle says no |
| 4 | Ha Ha Ha lol lol๐๐๐ |
| 1 | 2-1 Tottenham de lads |
| 0 | What the fu is going on here nah |
| 19 | eggsacly give them shit |
| 33 | Hi joel |
| 1 | This is so lush |
| 28 | lol |
| 0 | Oh lovely |
| 0 | Get it blasting lad |
| 33 | Joel fuming |
| 30 | No Stanford lane for you my liiid |
| 0 | Sanford lane cancelled |
| 0 | 3-1 |
| 30 | Is that room temp beer mark ๐คข |
| 34 | no sulphates no hangover |
| 19 | It'll soon be Bowie and Crosby season |
| 30 | Thatโs the reason you sold it tho de lad because it only got used two hours a week? |
| 30 | Mark is said you can go live on the Sony!!! |
| 1 | 2 goals for Solanke |
| 33 | Joel in a bad way over my mod |
| 30 | I bet if you copy you stream key into the camera it might work |
| 4 | never mind mark you can play the music next week ๐๐ |
| 0 | Tram I ainโt arsed you sad man |
| 1 | Eggsactly mark |
| 1 | Everyone just ignore Tram the troll all he wants is a reaction |
| 9 | Eggsactly |
| 0 | Exactly guy heโs a lonely smelly bastard |
| 30 | Eggsactly Lee |
| 1 | Get in Joel |
| 35 | Get in |
| 0 | Go on mark lad |
| 35 | First top 3 easy !!! |
| 36 | get in |
| 35 | FOREST GOING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!! |
| 1 | We all do |
| 30 | Thatโs your choice tho marks and we all paid for your gadgets lol |
| 36 | whats your Paypal? |
| 9 | We appreciate it de led |
| 35 | @SEASIDEMARK FOREST ๐ณ GOING CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ๐ |
| 35 | Get a iPad Pro !!!! |
| 35 | IPAD PRO |
| 19 | Top fella Mark, I appreciate your efforts p. |
| 30 | If you send him cash he has to declare it and youโll mess his bennys up de lad |
| 35 | LOL ๐ |
| 13 | that'll be pj if he keeps up |
| 9 | Nice bit of box |
| 35 | @seasidemark can you double check the iPad Pro? |
| 36 | Can we get eating from the floor stream de lad? |
| 37 | hiya mark |
| 37 | how are u |
| 30 | Thatโs a point you could probs gift him an iPad but itโs only gona end up in CEX next week |
| 1 | 99 bananas just be quiet you troll |
| 1 | You are always slagging mark off |
| 36 | wtf |
| 9 | 99 bananas you do actually |
| 19 | what da fooks going on ere naaaa |
| 30 | Cry harder |
| 9 | Guy in grey suit your right there |
| 1 | Eggsactly Lee |
| 30 | Itโs tough love de lads |
| 36 | they divorced de lid |
| 9 | Tune |
| 36 | now he pays big money |
| 36 | broke as fcuk |
| 37 | hi mark |
| 19 | She's like 80 Madonna |
| 36 | is she 80? |
| 9 | Madonna look good |
| 38 | Madonna looks like an alien |
| 36 | is Helen rich? |
| 9 | She 66 |
| 35 | Mark shut up and play the music |
| 19 | Seaside toy boy |
| 35 | Lovely chemicals |
| 4 | what a slag that box is ๐๐๐๐ |
| 35 | I been stuck in toilet ๐ฝ all morning pushing out ๐ฉ |
| 19 | does it. say put it in your eyes on the packet? |
| 35 | Better out than in |
| 19 | lovely hairy lawn |
| 36 | She's vaxxed |
| 30 | Donโt get him started on covid de lad heโll get another ban |
| 36 | We need another talk about vaccines de lad |
| 1 | Guy Ritchie legend |
| 17 | i watch the channel |
| 19 | mojo going going gone |
| 1 | ๐๐๐ YouTube legend |
| 39 | me |
| 39 | me please |
| 19 | ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ |
| 36 | Cosmic Kitty is ready |
| 1 | This is brilliant |
| 7 | Sandford lane later? |
| 1 | ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ |
| 19 | like a horse on heat |
| 30 | Sniffo the clown |
| 14 | 2*4*ChwKGkNLLW5rYTdDd0lrREZVUXQxZ0FkSmRBQ1J3 |
| 40 | lol |
| 36 | if she has TMAU? |
| 41 | Iโll have one with you mark |
| 41 | Hi |
| 36 | thats sick de lad |
| 7 | lol |
| 19 | different strokes for different folks |
| 30 | That clown there officer ๐๐ป |
| 7 | its lush |
| 42 | Sniffing knickers is lush de lads |
| 1 | This is amazing lol |
| 8 | Me too |
| 1 | Seaside dogger |
| 42 | Seaside sniffer. Might be for you |
| 30 | ๐๐๐ |
| 42 | Nothing wrong in that fucker mate. Sniff that! |
| 19 | ๐๐ |
| 8 | Mark will you ever sell your knickers |
| 36 | did u sniff Helen's? |
| 19 | pheromones |
| 36 | wtf is doging? |
| 30 | Your park your car in a quiet car park, flash your lights at other parked up cars and then bang someoneโs wife in the backseatsโฆI think |
| 7 | First pair of knickers I smelt were my sisters and they smelt lush n I mean lushhh |
| 19 | Cam lad๐๐๐๐ |
| 43 | Wtf^? |
| 7 | I was a teenager and curiosity took over |
| 4 | lol lol nicker sniffer lol ๐๐๐ |
| 35 | Mark is it special occasion |
| 42 | Mark. What are Ellenโs knickers like de lad? Lush. |
| 44 | its only against law if you dont ask 1st and she wearing em |
| 42 | Eggsactly Tom de lad |
| 7 | Hairy Bush and creamy knickers thats what Mark loves |
| 45 | look like grot bags bush on ya head de lad๐คฃ |
| 30 | Mark didnโt you have a 3 month ban on this account? |
| 46 | Get in Deeeeee liiiiiiiiid |
| 36 | CamJowl is a sniffer |
| 30 | Ahhh nice de lad! |
| 30 | No donโt start it now de lad!!! |
| 7 | Yes get in derrrrr |
| 36 | what are your views? |
| 30 | Noooooo donโt do it! |
| 19 | Always winning, it lush |
| 7 | Part of the spanner crew nice one Mark de lid |
| 30 | Go back to talking about sniffing womanโs nickers |
| 30 | Here we goโฆ. |
| 36 | U just need licence |
| 40 | I thought Labour were doing a great job Mark? lol |
| 42 | Freedom of knicker sniffing |
| 36 | What u mean? |
| 28 | more illegal immigrants than potholes |
| 36 | where? |
| 46 | Freedom fighting mark |
| 45 | free smelly drawers to all sniffers yeahhhhhh |
| 40 | We know this Mark. And voting for either of the main parties will not fix it |
| 8 | Kier starmer got a thing for knickers as well |
| 36 | Can you unblock Archive? |
| 30 | My wife saw my phone and said why is that man wearing a green wig. I just said donโt worry about it, it will take a while to explain |
| 7 | Too many houses too many immigrants |
| 36 | drainage system too old de lad |
| 45 | yeah to tier likes to wear them on his head while bumming his boyfriend |
| 1 | Cool story 99 bananas |
| 1 | No one cares as you are a troll who slags mark off |
| 42 | Bananas. Donโt tell the wife about the knicker sniffing de lad |
| 30 | I didnโt want to tell her about 2005 cheffy university |
| 19 | Mark, if we all left are fridges open for 2 hours a day we would combat global warming |
| 35 | Mark you got a flat tire already? |
| 8 | Enuff politics letโs get down and groovy |
| 30 | Me and Mark have top banter Guy your just jealous ๐ |
| 42 | Marks going to go apeshit in a minute. |
| 1 | We sending too much money to Ukraine de lad |
| 7 | Mark just keep your High rate pip and not worry about the drainage systems de lid |
| 36 | VACCINES!!! |
| 35 | Mark why is the shit coming back up the drains? |
| 8 | We want digga digga DJ mark not angry mark |
| 19 | Trump don't wanna fund nato |
| 30 | I didnโt expect a rant about infrastructure haha |
| 42 | Fucking drains!!!! Fuckers |
| 8 | It been cancelled |
| 7 | Drains been cancelled drains been cancelled |
| 19 | no money no honey no life |
| 42 | Fucking farmers. Fucking drains. Fucking food. |
| 36 | food just grows de lad |
| 30 | You can talk about bill gates de lad |
| 30 | Live been cancelled panty sniffing clown chat lost to history hopefully rifferz caught it |