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| 0 | get in |
| 1 | get Love can't turn around on lad |
| 2 | It Trump, and it lush |
| 3 | steaming like a rocket 🚀 |
| 4 | Lol |
| 1 | kebab soak up beer lad |
| 5 | you done all that makers in la? |
| 0 | Can we get a chair dance? |
| 6 | we back |
| 7 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 8 | GET IN BROTHER |
| 9 | Cutting it right down de lad |
| 4 | Well it’s betting than giving it t bookies |
| 1 | monsoon all de waaaay |
| 10 | what's monsoon |
| 10 | how many is he up to now |
| 1 | monsoon curry house |
| 11 | its a curry house |
| 10 | drinks that Is |
| 11 | lamb bhuna all the way |
| 10 | oh, is it nice food |
| 10 | I take it that its a local one he uses |
| 10 | bhuna is a very nice curry |
| 11 | he been on whiskey and cider 4x more pissed de lad |
| 12 | Alcohol never killed anyone |
| 6 | im on my third beer but ive eaten a hue burrito |
| 10 | he looks extremely drunk |
| 6 | alcohol is terrible |
| 6 | this not lush |
| 6 | turn it down mark |
| 12 | Are you his neighbor? |
| 13 | Nice one Bruce 🍻 |
| 14 | MARK DO A BIG PANEL |
| 1 | tarka dhal all the waaay |
| 10 | Where's his missus? |
| 14 | WE WANT YOU ARGUING |
| 14 | This is so boring |
| 14 | PANEL AND FIGHT PEOPLE |
| 10 | I like a jalfrazi |
| 9 | Seasides absorbed by the music |
| 15 | Hi mate |
| 10 | and a bombay aloo |
| 16 | It's a brilliant day. I am celebrating 🍾 ☺ |
| 11 | nigga pissing like a racehorse |
| 10 | he stumbled a bit then |
| 11 | 4x more piss |
| 11 | he gonna fall flat on his face soon |
| 10 | he needs to drink water |
| 11 | A&E alcohol related trauma |
| 4 | SVT coming on strong |
| 11 | headstands on sofa |
| 10 | it's only 6.50,needs to drink water to last longer |
| 17 | mark i think u should buy a piano |
| 11 | mark is the white stevie wonder |
| 11 | the white stevie wonder of wareham |
| 18 | Mark needs a woman in his life. Kitty, you up for it?….. |
| 12 | Order a vindaloo mark |
| 19 | Bit of Barry manilow |
| 10 | I thought he had a missus |
| 19 | 🕺 |
| 11 | 'kitty backdoors getting smashed in de lads |
| 11 | she would love it |
| 11 | kitty loves it in the back |
| 11 | eddy there just friends mate |
| 11 | him and helen |
| 19 | Steaming as a 🚀 |
| 11 | they love to have a drink together |
| 11 | once a week |
| 20 | get in de laf |
| 11 | she a lovely woman |
| 11 | she loves her gin |
| 10 | fair point |
| 20 | cerne abbas brewery beers are lush |
| 1 | tune |
| 1 | lets get the party started |
| 11 | mark doesnt give money to bookies anymore. only gives it to brewery |
| 11 | 25 month no BOOKIES |
| 11 | mark cant stop winning |
| 10 | I thought they were together as the way he speaks about her |
| 0 | We need some conent |
| 10 | but good luck to them being friends |
| 11 | maybe they are more than friends, i guess only time will tell mate |
| 0 | We need a rant |
| 18 | Mark getting pissed to honour Trump…… |
| 18 | Get in…. |
| 10 | Well said |
| 11 | lets make britain great again de lads |
| 10 | what time did he start on the alcohol |
| 11 | lets fix NHS |
| 1 | 10 to 7 |
| 11 | lets reduce illegal immigration, fix NHS, build houses for all homeless, provide more jobs for people, and lets stop giving tax payers money to UKRAINE |
| 11 | okay |
| 18 | Down in one de lads…… |
| 10 | u OK mark |
| 21 | Hey mark can you play burning down the house by talking heads next |
| 11 | mark is only tipsy |
| 11 | he can handle at least 10 more pints |
| 22 | steaming as a rocket |
| 11 | trust me |
| 11 | get them down ya voy |
| 1 | tune |
| 11 | boy |
| 11 | MJ the king of pop |
| 10 | dedfox we could do with Trump being a local Councillor in liverpool its getting g bad here with immigration |
| 11 | yeah the thing is, i have no issues with anyone coming here if they are willing to contribute to the country, work hard, pay taxes, and follow the law and dont commit crimes |
| 16 | Put on free from disere |
| 11 | but lots of idiots doing knife crime now |
| 11 | its tragic |
| 10 | his brother passed away other day |
| 23 | Where's Helen tonight? I thought she was coming over |
| 10 | so true dedfox |
| 24 | Mark |
| 11 | pissed as a fart |
| 9 | Brian arvey |
| 18 | What about Prince SeasideMark?…… |
| 24 | This is one of worse I’ve seen |
| 21 | Hey mark can you play Firestarter by the Prodigy next |
| 9 | Tom petty as well |
| 0 | Here we go |
| 11 | i got muslim mates, indian hindu mates, really nice lads, they all work and provide for their familes, but then there is others who just take take take from benefits |
| 11 | its not right man |
| 25 | pint of water down ya and get to bed david icke |
| 26 | I love ❤ Trump |
| 9 | Bumped off the queen as well coz she was speaking out |
| 21 | Hey Mark can you play Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash next |
| 10 | it's true dedfox,they come to country and get giving 4 bedroom houses straight away |
| 21 | Hey Mark can you play We didn't start the fire by Billy Joel next |
| 0 | Are vaccines good de lad? |
| 11 | true eddy, im not even angry at the people though anymore, its the government that allow them the free houses etc, its all part of their political agenda |
| 24 | Grafter do you like Mark? |
| 10 | yes it is mate |
| 0 | love |
| 24 | Mark you are in the music industry |
| 24 | Your a performer |
| 21 | Hey Mark can you play Aronist by Halsey next |
| 11 | mark are you in the music industry??? |
| 0 | Mark is in Google industry |
| 11 | I THINK you are |
| 25 | mooosic industry |
| 24 | Mark you sing all the time mate |
| 26 | seasidemark is AI |
| 20 | get in the music industry de laf |
| 11 | lets just all get on with eachother mate |
| 24 | Harry! |
| 11 | lets live in peace ffs |
| 26 | artificial inebriated |
| 20 | cerne abbas records |
| 19 | You are in the entertainment industry de lad so be careful what you say |
| 24 | Shout out to blue nose beer reviews |
| 20 | mr Benjamin how do you have a spanner |
| 3 | lush records |
| 19 | They might bump you off |
| 25 | mark used to be in bucks fizz |
| 27 | get moor whisky in u |
| 21 | Hey Mark can you play Burn Alive by the last dinner party next |
| 16 | Please don't ask Mark for political answers. |
| 0 | Your karaoke was OK |
| 24 | I’m special de lad |
| 11 | mark you have lost your marbles mate |
| 20 | spanners all raand |
| 25 | 🤣 |
| 21 | Hey Mark can you play burn baby burn by Ash next |
| 24 | Mark I want your autograph please |
| 20 | are you American idol de laf |
| 24 | Harry send Mark some lush ales |
| 24 | No sulphates |
| 26 | American nights going amazing |
| 18 | Mark could’ve been a Rasta man….. |
| 11 | time for another beer i think |
| 21 | Hey mark can you play BURN IT DOWN by linkin park next |
| 19 | Your a top dj and entertainer de lid |
| 20 | no sulphites no hangovers with my beer de laf |
| 18 | But fate took him on a different path….. |
| 28 | Steaming and streaming it lush |
| 28 | We don’t like grasses my liid |
| 21 | Hey mark can you play Burn it to the ground by nickelback next |
| 20 | are you Wycliffe |
| 24 | 😂 |
| 28 | Tune |
| 11 | 10 pisses in last 5 mins |
| 11 | it lush |
| 24 | I hope he don’t piss in the sink again |
| 28 | Can’t beat a nice piss |
| 24 | Yes |
| 20 | just piss in sink |
| 25 | yes |
| 0 | Kidneys working overtime de lads |
| 11 | piss in the crisps packet |
| 24 | Yes yes yes yes yes |
| 20 | yes |
| 28 | You look like bomb |
| 18 | You look like Penfold from Danger Mouse…… |
| 11 | kidney transplants might be for mark but not for me mate |
| 24 | What happened to that rental car |
| 0 | Real chips TM |
| 1 | real crisps |
| 1 | lol |
| 11 | arent all crisps real? like they are all made from potatoes, surely? |
| 21 | Hey Mark can you play I burned LA down by Noah Cyrus next |
| 19 | Bunga your right lol |
| 28 | Eating like a king |
| 24 | Are you a grass mark? |
| 19 | Big Helen eating tesco own brand crisps |
| 28 | Get some ymca on |
| 11 | lol spencer |
| 11 | get in my lad |
| 28 | YMCA for the boys |
| 1 | kebab 0 - 1 Crisps |
| 24 | Are you undercover Mark |
| 11 | mark super grass, police pay mark a handsome wage each month for all the convictions they have got through him |
| 11 | it lush |
| 28 | Get another jar down ye de liiid |
| 29 | Undercover pop idol |
| 19 | Mark was moved to dress from Nottinghamshire and told to keep a low profile |
| 28 | DRINKING UPDATE DRINKING UPDATE |
| 21 | Hey Mark can you play Burning Down by Alex Warren next |
| 19 | Dorset * |
| 11 | eggactly spencer |
| 24 | With the hat on you look like him. But when you take the hat off we see it’s really Mark Edward’s |
| 28 | Aw it’s lush |
| 11 | mark has 30 different names, 60- different bank accounts |
| 18 | Who the fuc is Darren Nichols anyway?…… |
| 11 | nobody knows who he actually is |
| 28 | What a tune what a experience |
| 11 | Darren Nicholls, petty criminal turned key witness in a notorious triple murder trial, has a new identity. But he's in constant fear of his life, he tells Tony Thompson |
| 1 | neighbour upstairs lovin it |
| 18 | Disco night with Mark. Get in…… |
| 21 | Hey Mark can you play Burning Love by Elvis Presley next |
| 19 | Is this the king veli waiting room |
| 30 | do the trump dance 🕺 |
| 31 | lol |
| 11 | another 10 beers and 10 bags of crisps |
| 28 | Yes Spencer |
| 11 | it just a snack |
| 28 | Bank transfer veli a score de lids! - 11-11-26 24185761 |
| 19 | Lol |
| 28 | Seaside could you slip Veli a score liiid |
| 28 | He’s no baccy |
| 30 | the bank of Nigeria |
| 18 | Mark is brassic, he’s bought a new iPad. It’s coming tommora……. |
| 32 | Mugs |
| 4 | Lol |
| 11 | face gonna explode de lad |
| 30 | he's not gonna kark it is he |
| 33 | 😂 |
| 29 | Gunna. Pop🫣 |
| 18 | WTF is he doing?…. |
| 11 | lmao |
| 19 | That face 😂 |
| 31 | liking the londonbeat mark |
| 11 | mark has tons of money lads, its a never ending supply of cash |
| 21 | Hey Mark can you play Burn by The Cure next |
| 11 | more bank accounts than bill gates |
| 30 | bit of indigestion |
| 18 | Dedfox, kitty is fuming bout that…. |
| 11 | yeah she is so angry that mark is able to buy pork chops |
| 11 | it angers her haha |
| 30 | nothing a egg custard can't fix |
| 18 | Fookin fumin….. |
| 11 | egg custard to take the edge off |
| 11 | ohh yes |
| 29 | Bacon mutty times |
| 27 | pist as a fart |
| 11 | it svt attack |
| 11 | it headstand |
| 11 | it hospital |
| 11 | it not nice |
| 29 | Cheese on toast coming on strong |
| 21 | Hey Mark can you play Burn The Witch by Queens of the Stone Age next |
| 30 | maybe he can them weight loss jabs at the doctors suppress his appetite |
| 11 | the time when he almost set flat on fire, doing his cheese and toast in toaster |
| 28 | Bank transfer veli a score de lids! - 11-11-26 24185761 |
| 11 | shagger, whos bank is that mate? |
| 29 | 😂 |
| 28 | Veli’s |
| 16 | Go's Bless 🙌 hope your keeping well 8 |
| 19 | Veli needs some content juice 🥂 |
| 34 | Streaming |
| 28 | Spare a few quid lads |
| 11 | i like veli he is alright, tbh i like makaveli too, bit of a scruff but harmless |
| 11 | i dont like pj though |
| 11 | big incel de lad |
| 18 | What’s this shite?…. |
| 18 | Girls aloud?….. |
| 11 | its tattoo, those russian lesbians |
| 11 | i remember when it first came out |
| 11 | got a lot of hate |
| 11 | from public |
| 1 | sisters? |
| 30 | will he have a hangover in the morning |
| 35 | mark loving life |
| 4 | Have a sniff of cosmic kitty knickers that will wake you up |
| 29 | 🤢 |
| 11 | it was them two kissing each other in the music video, but i think they are russian, it got a lot of hate from people |
| 11 | was back in early 2000's i believe |
| 24 | Oh no |
| 18 | Power Nap time…. |
| 4 | Sleep coming on strong |
| 11 | SEASIDE MARK IS DEAD DE LADS |
| 4 | Hahahahahah |
| 18 | He’ll be back soon….. |
| 29 | 😂😂 |
| 19 | Ffs |
| 4 | Oh no |
| 11 | trolls throwing party right now |
| 24 | This isn’t good |
| 11 | trolls dancing on marks grave |
| 36 | Where's the fishman |
| 18 | Hope he don’t shit himself…… |
| 11 | lmao bunga |
| 28 | wtf happend |
| 18 | Clippers gonna have a fookin field day…… |
| 4 | Party’s over de lads |
| 11 | it just watery shit |
| 27 | what's he doing |
| 30 | whisky and cider don't mix well |
| 24 | If he doesn’t appear someone with his address needs to ring police |
| 28 | He’s took a cardio |
| 28 | Bank transfer veli a score de lids! - 11-11-26 24185761 |
| 11 | vinny, tyroned, riffratz, osamaphil, all clipping this now |
| 36 | faking a heart attack again is he |
| 27 | has he fainted |
| 24 | Oh he’s up |
| 28 | He’s back 😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| 24 | Mark |
| 11 | mark your face has really swolen up mate |
| 11 | it gone puffy |
| 28 | It’s all fine |
| 28 | We all fall sometimes |
| 9 | Back up like a prize fighter |
| 24 | BED |
| 28 | USA |
| 18 | Emergency over. Cancel the ambulance…… |
| 37 | get in mark |
| 28 | Veli de liid |
| 11 | veli 👍 |
| 37 | de lids |
| 24 | Mark you need to go to bed |
| 28 | Tape on glasses is lush |
| 11 | 5am video tomorrow lads from mark "guys im having 30 days off the alcohol" |
| 19 | Lmao |
| 28 | Look great |
| 28 | Look 40 years younger |
| 18 | Invisible mend…. |
| 18 | Just like new…. |
| 7 | 2*4*ChwKGkNQcXgyOVczeUlrREZZVUsxZ0FkeEpVdjR3 |
| 37 | :NCF:maks a prick |
| 37 | mark you legend |
| 11 | get laser eye surgery |
| 11 | fuck glasses |
| 28 | Wouldn’t even notice they where broke tbh |
| 38 | Get in mark trump would be proud of this stream |
| 18 | He’s turned into a Fookin pirate!….🏴☠ |
| 11 | arghhhhhhhhhh matey |
| 29 | 🤣 |
| 37 | giz a mod lid |
| 4 | American celebration |
| 28 | Lookin great |
| 38 | Tune |
| 11 | veli i think he is too pissed mate to even give you one |
| 9 | This is what trump would’ve wanted |
| 11 | dont think he is even reading comments |
| 11 | tonight |
| 28 | Bank transfer veli a score de lids! - 11-11-26 24185761 |
| 18 | Synth time….. |
| 37 | lucky him dedfox lol |
| 37 | lol shags |
| 11 | you ghaha |
| 11 | haha* |
| 37 | the hell you got on your glasses 🤓 |
| 28 | Working my arse off here Veli |
| 30 | the pirate of Wareham |
| 39 | “I’m just gona get tipsy” |
| 37 | ano lol |
| 11 | go ask J for a few quid? he is mr money bags isnt he 😉 |
| 38 | This beer hasn't event ouch the sides Mark, lovely this is. |
| 40 | GET IN THEEEERE |
| 28 | It trump celebration night feel so good |
| 40 | delad whats the craic |
| 39 | I can’t believe I missed this! |
| 41 | fuzzbox: pink sunshine |
| 37 | how much he be drinking |
| 28 | He’s had a bottle of frosty Veli |
| 11 | its the fact he has been mixing his drinks, whiskey, beer, and cider |
| 18 | 15 pints in….. |
| 39 | Mark get some food down ya |
| 19 | Whiskey, cider beer combo |
| 18 | Couple of shots too….. |
| 11 | also havent even seen him eat food today |
| 11 | madness |
| 28 | Eating is cheating |
| 40 | special occasion! dont blame im |
| 37 | 🤣 |
| 39 | + sulphates |
| 40 | whats on his specs |
| 38 | No sulphates mark you'll be fine lad. |
| 40 | does whiskey have sul sulphates |
| 11 | yes we cant forget about those evil sulphates that cause hangovers...... |
| 11 | hahah |
| 28 | Look like he has one sunglass in this is lush it like the 80s |
| 37 | get in down ye lid |
| 40 | is that harambe tape |
| 42 | get in there de lad |
| 39 | Harambe tape 😂 |
| 11 | bed time |
| 28 | Aw ffs 😂 |
| 11 | gone to shit the bed |
| 11 | in his big girly knickers |
| 38 | Ffs |
| 37 | mak watching clucking for Leighton the bacon to get some beer |
| 19 | Over to you veli de lid |
| 37 | not yet I'm put |
| 37 | out |
| 19 | Ok cool |
| 19 | Catch you later |
| 7 | 0*0 |