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| 0 | my leeeed |
| 1 | what are beef chunks? |
| 2 | beefy chunks |
| 3 | 🤣🤣🤣 |
| 4 | All beef no pork |
| 1 | they are moving! |
| 2 | no parasites for you my leeeed |
| 5 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 2 | get them beefy chunks frying |
| 0 | lovely dance |
| 6 | Seaside |
| 7 | Beef chunks |
| 8 | Extra garlic |
| 7 | Seaside has a Mediterranean diet now |
| 9 | why so much onions |
| 2 | onions kill parasites |
| 6 | What’s cooking |
| 10 | is this a stir fry? |
| 7 | Cooking UPLOAF |
| 10 | beef stir fry |
| 10 | lots veggies |
| 2 | beefy chunks, musherooms, peppers and onions |
| 10 | trolls eating dog shit off the floor |
| 10 | mark eating like a king |
| 10 | it so nice |
| 7 | Needs garlic this dish |
| 10 | PUT ALL IN |
| 10 | overload the pan again |
| 10 | like last time |
| 10 | it was so funny |
| 1 | Beef stew 2.0 |
| 10 | soil sauce |
| 7 | Get it down ya boy |
| 10 | all the way |
| 10 | 4x more soil |
| 2 | trolls fighting over reduced freddos in B&M |
| 7 | Orgasmic |
| 10 | hahaha joyce |
| 10 | get in my lad |
| 10 | why you chopping so good? |
| 10 | sesside chef |
| 7 | Trolls in line at food pantry |
| 11 | get is seaside eating healthy 4 x lush de lad |
| 10 | trolls havent had a solid warm meal in months |
| 10 | trolls at deaths door |
| 7 | Trolls treat is a pot noodle |
| 2 | trolls got rickets & scurvy |
| 11 | trolls been living on pot noodles made with dirty dishwater get it |
| 10 | l,maoo |
| 10 | gucking get in |
| 10 | de lads |
| 10 | seaside army cant stop winning |
| 10 | riff raff crying right now |
| 10 | and steven george |
| 10 | and his fan girls |
| 2 | premium beef from b curtis. it lush |
| 11 | its for them but not for you mark you eating healthy and like a king |
| 7 | Seaside got orgasmic veg and beef chunks trolls got spaghetti hoops |
| 10 | 4x more steam de lad |
| 10 | smoke detector all the wayy |
| 3 | Eating elffily |
| 12 | get innnn mark |
| 11 | eggzacklee jam tv |
| 2 | make room for mush a rooms |
| 10 | put it all in |
| 12 | seasidechef coming on strong guuuuuuys |
| 10 | put it all in mark |
| 10 | it will reduce down |
| 2 | singing chef |
| 10 | the naked chef |
| 10 | mark strip off |
| 12 | put special brew in sauce to give it a buzz de laaaaad |
| 10 | and cook |
| 10 | get more viewsd |
| 7 | The dancing chef |
| 11 | haha dedfox the naked chef 😀 |
| 2 | put 3 gallon of oil in |
| 10 | i reckon people would love to see marks hairy butt |
| 7 | Season the veg pal |
| 10 | seaside hairy arse |
| 2 | duchy organic. king Charles grew em in his garden |
| 12 | wtf going on ear naaaaaa |
| 11 | seaside onlyfans haha |
| 3 | No parasites for you de lad. |
| 8 | Dedfox how |
| 7 | Chinese don’t know there onions pal |
| 8 | Many days you on |
| 2 | Chinese cook in wok wiv rapseed oil |
| 12 | la da dee da da TROLLSFUMING |
| 2 | shares in b Curtis have fallen at this news |
| 11 | no parasites for you de lad |
| 7 | SEND ELON A MESSAGE MATE |
| 12 | Mark Cook it for 48hrs make sure it cooked 4 x longaaaaaa |
| 12 | meal for u n ellen what a guy mark |
| 7 | Tell Elon about your life |
| 2 | Helen just uploafed a bacon bacon mutty time video |
| 3 | 😂😂😂 |
| 12 | you'll defo get in there with lovely home cooked meal |
| 12 | ellen will love that |
| 2 | light candles, open wine, get hellen raaand |
| 12 | aaaaairy lawn coming your way mark |
| 7 | Yeah but a Man U or Celtic 1 |
| 0 | Not getting the jumper but I got a trump hat |
| 3 | I think Elen likes it a little bit longer |
| 12 | aaaaaairy lawn on for freeeeeee with lovely home cooked meal guuuuys |
| 2 | invite Helen round for beefy chunks |
| 11 | you off out today seaside |
| 13 | MARK WILL U WEAR A KITTY TSHIRT IF I SEND U ONE LID??????? |
| 12 | brown the onions for 8hrs mark on high |
| 2 | need go pro head cam for pan view |
| 7 | ORGASMIC VEG |
| 12 | brown the mince for 48hrs for extra flavour |
| 2 | lol @iain* |
| 12 | get in big joe my leeeeed 🤣 |
| 2 | get in my leeed |
| 2 | I like my steak well done to cremated |
| 7 | Seaside army to the regiment 🍺🍻🐖🐷🇺🇸🚀🦷🐖 |
| 2 | lightly simmer beef, then watch racing for 3 hours |
| 12 | Mark put the meat hairdryer at 200° for 3hrs make sure it cooked properly |
| 12 | don't want ellen getting dicky tummy |
| 2 | then fry it in cast iron pan for another 4 hrs to get it extra crispy |
| 14 | what's for sale today de lad |
| 12 | eggzaktly big Joyce 🤣 |
| 12 | put in 20 garlic cloves for better arteries |
| 2 | just pop a clove in each cheek and let it dissolve slowly |
| 0 | Ding ding ding 🛎 Dinners ready |
| 0 | Come and get ittttt |
| 2 | them big garlic cloves |
| 12 | tonight is your nite bro get in mark |
| 12 | get candles roses and chocolates in bedroom.for ellen |
| 2 | ring monsoon and order 4 garlic naan |
| 15 | Extra gar,ga,gaga,garlic all the waayyy 🧄 |
| 12 | and a vindaloo as a snack |
| 16 | THAT GARLIC WILL CLEAN YOU OUT DEE LAD. IT ELFY |
| 2 | chopping skills on display |
| 2 | no vampires tonight for you my leeeed |
| 12 | need some more garlic than that mark |
| 12 | big Joyce 🤣🤣🤣 |
| 7 | Have a beef chunk |
| 12 | can see the weight flying off naaaaaa mark |
| 2 | red red wine |
| 16 | TROLLS FUMING. THEY ONLY GOT A CANDLE AND PACKET OF CRISPS FOR DARK NIGHTS COMING |
| 4 | need 4x more garlic in that |
| 2 | canyon pepper lush |
| 12 | canyon peppa all the waaaaaay |
| 7 | Trolls got a few donated cans of spaghetti hoops some tins have no label and few pot noodles 😭 |
| 2 | basmatic vinegaaar |
| 12 | ballsack vinegar lush mark |
| 12 | ellen will love that |
| 17 | Don't forget to put a toilet roll in the freezer, thank me later de lid |
| 0 | Wow |
| 7 | Call it beef chunk lush |
| 12 | Marks that lush |
| 2 | ellfy beef chunks |
| 12 | well done |
| 4 | oh wow, and i mean wow |
| 3 | lovely that is |
| 2 | hold a bolder |
| 16 | GIVE ELLEN YOUR PORK. ELLEN WILL LOVE IT |
| 12 | WWWWAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW |
| 12 | fukn no meat left naaaaaaa |
| 18 | Nice glass of wine with that👍 |
| 2 | all gone by 11:55 |
| 19 | No seasoning for you my lad |
| 16 | SEASONING FOR LOSERS |
| 7 | Ballsack vinigarrrr |
| 12 | spenca mark put ballsack vinegar in it |
| 7 | Make a beef lazzang tomorrow pal |
| 12 | beef lizann been cancelled |
| 2 | Saturday kitchen wiv Seaside |
| 12 | Marks ate 3/4 of the beef in it already |
| 18 | Needs Worcestershire sauce |
| 12 | ellen will bring takeaway at this rate |
| 7 | This is better than those Saturday to cooking shows 🤣 |
| 19 | That’s better 🧂 |
| 2 | cover it in HP |
| 12 | that's lush |
| 19 | Lush |
| 16 | IT NEED WINE 🍷 LAD? |
| 12 | Wwwwaaaaaaaooooooowwwwww |
| 20 | lush |
| 21 | ur sement 2 boil tge steak or fry firt |
| 7 | It needs ballsack vinegar |
| 12 | applesack vinegar |
| 2 | pint of cider in it |
| 12 | just ruined that there |
| 3 | bung a bottle of legless Gesture in. |
| 7 | Yeah this is gonna be lush |
| 2 | 1/2 litre whiskey |
| 7 | Mate don’t forget the honey |
| 12 | get ellen drunk 4 x quicker |
| 12 | get innnnnnnn |
| 20 | slice of lemon n ice now |
| 16 | 1/2 LITRE OF WHISKEY JUST A SNACK |
| 7 | PUT A DROP OF HIONEY ELEVATE THE DISH |
| 2 | Gordon Ramsay charge 200 paaand for this |
| 20 | oh and cherry on stick with a brolly de lad |
| 12 | seasideloving cumming on strong |
| 2 | take pan down Sandford lane |
| 7 | Let’s watch carry on camping UPLOAF |
| 2 | Chinese use Asda smart price beef |
| 7 | Trolls got tins of food with no label |
| 8 | Well done |
| 2 | 🚫 rapseed |
| 2 | bank account been emptied |
| 2 | Ellen asking for more bacon |
| 0 | Did you show any details when you bought the x mem mem membership? |
| 3 | 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| 0 | It not nice |
| 18 | I’m ding a chilli , but on a farmfoods budget |
| 2 | hello Barry |
| 0 | Barmey barry |
| 0 | Lol |
| 2 | Barry Manilow wants your recipe |
| 0 | Leave a voice message back |
| 0 | “Who’s barry” |
| 1 | What do you want for Christmas de lad? |
| 0 | Be like uncle albert |
| 3 | Dinner ✅ |
| 22 | plenty of garlic de ladds |
| 2 | eating ellfy like |
| 2 | 1 more stir, 3 more mouthfuls |
| 23 | get in melid |
| 3 | Fat burns fat |
| 2 | never hurt no one |
| 24 | 5 times better homemade |
| 10 | you on the drink today mate? |
| 25 | this is so lush 👌😋 |
| 10 | £100 electric to cook it |
| 10 | it lizz truss fault |
| 10 | is that the real helen tomlinson mate? |
| 10 | i remember her from years back |
| 10 | on youtube |
| 24 | well nice |
| 10 | yeah helen videos |
| 0 | Lizz truss hahaha |
| 26 | eggs cooked in olive oil |
| 10 | mark got shares in X |
| 10 | elong musky all the way |
| 26 | any tips today |
| 10 | my top tip is NOT TO GAMBLE |
| 10 | there you go mate |
| 26 | PG TIPS |
| 10 | it pg all the way de lad |
| 10 | TEA IT LUSH |
| 0 | Pg tips might be for you but it not for me |
| 0 | Yorkshire all the way |
| 0 | Wow |
| 3 | Let's do it for Yorkshire |
| 10 | pg, yorkshire and tetley. all yorkshire brands i think |
| 0 | Get in |
| 10 | yorkshire biggest and best county in the uk |
| 10 | nice shower de lad, 4x more soap |
| 27 | get in seaside mark cheers man hope your well |
| 10 | the snooker is on mate |
| 10 | snooker all the way |
| 8 | No drinking for me today . |
| 8 | I’m off out tonight with family by time I get home I won’t fancy a drink |
| 10 | you been drinking a lot last few weeks benjamin, i noticed your comments lately |
| 28 | Lovely this is. Get in de lads. |
| 3 | Get in Tommy |
| 28 | Mush mush mush a rooms |
| 0 | Lovely email dedfox |
| 0 | Wow lovely beef de lad |
| 29 | No parasite Beef |
| 3 | lovely that is |
| 10 | thanks mate 🙂 |
| 28 | Get in Roger, dedfox, greavesey, Benjamin , selwyn. Top fellas |
| 30 | get in there mark |
| 10 | tommy, legend |
| 10 | cheers pal |
| 8 | Cheers for entertainment mark |
| 8 | Shoutout to all the army |
| 29 | Diced Beef alll the wayeeeee |
| 28 | See you alll for sandford lane later de lads |
| 10 | naan bread might be for mark but it not for gluten free people |
| 0 | Get in tommy |
| 8 | Does Curtis do beef sausage rolls |
| 30 | yes mark get stuck in |
| 28 | Have tomorrows beef today |
| 8 | I wanna go Waitrose and get some mince pies they won a which best buy |
| 29 | Angus beef from Curtis |
| 8 | 4 quid for 6 |
| 28 | It’s just a snack |
| 10 | mark eating all the beef from it, and throwing the rest away |
| 10 | it so lush |
| 28 | Those Waitrose mince pies are lush Benjamin |
| 29 | Can't wait for Seaside's christmas shopping videos |
| 28 | A beefy brekkie. Lush that is |
| 10 | the weight is flying off |
| 0 | Lovely b curtis |
| 10 | 8 st brcket |
| 28 | Rehearsal for shopping de lads |
| 0 | Seaside has a hole in his kitchen like big cook little cook |
| 23 | getym |
| 29 | Steak Mutty Time |
| 23 | shower stream |
| 0 | B Curtis just came raaand |
| 28 | 😂Greavesy! |
| 0 | Haha |
| 28 | Have a good day de lads |
| 29 | Cheltenham on me telly |
| 10 | shit shower shave |
| 10 | and wank |
| 10 | Tiger Roll |
| 10 | muntasab |
| 28 | Shower wanks are lush |
| 10 | ROCK THE KASBAH |
| 10 | time to lump on mark |
| 10 | gambling all the way |
| 10 | yes mark!! |
| 28 | Is Ryan Moore riding |
| 5 | 0*0 |