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| 0 | Helen looks like a lovely woman Mark |
| 1 | Are u still dating her |
| 2 | Get in mark |
| 1 | Why did u leak her image? |
| 0 | Just live your life mate |
| 2 | Mark i hope you get electric car certification |
| 3 | Mark he done you a favour |
| 3 | Hope well mark |
| 2 | Mark you getting Tesla |
| 1 | Did she give u permission to show her face? |
| 3 | Her face is out there now |
| 2 | Stinking of fish and shit |
| 3 | Mark most people don’t notice it |
| 2 | Mark I love Apple devices |
| 3 | And I tell you what it’s time to celebrate summers around the corner |
| 3 | LETS CELEBRATE |
| 4 | Get in there Mark de lad |
| 3 | Bulletproof coffee |
| 5 | I apologise for sharing Helen’s pic lad. |
| 5 | I have done you a favour if you look at it in the long run |
| 2 | Uk government forcing people to buy TV licenses? |
| 5 | It opens up new content anyway Mark |
| 5 | Least helen can be in the videos |
| 6 | She not bad looking mark to be fair look after her |
| 7 | hello mark |
| 5 | Yes Mark you’ve done well mate. Helen is a good looking Lady |
| 5 | How did you meet if you don’t mind us asking Mark |
| 3 | She good looking |
| 8 | she looks like cosmic kitty |
| 5 | @Subzero Games yeah she is mate. mark had done well |
| 7 | helen keeping u on straight and narrow |
| 6 | Can we have a drinking update from Helen tomorrow mark |
| 5 | Helen will be happy you can show her off now mate |
| 4 | Cat's out of the bag. get in |
| 9 | mark get in de lad. love to you and helen ❤ |
| 5 | When are you getting a haircut lad |
| 10 | afternoon all |
| 11 | Get in mark mate |
| 7 | its better to just let people see for the long run |
| 11 | Champions league tonight |
| 10 | get the council involved oh mark how are you son |
| 12 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 13 | Get in |
| 5 | Mate the council need to sort that Black Mould out. Mould can |
| 11 | BARB TWIGGYS ere |
| 9 | mark get some of the mould mildew spray de lad |
| 10 | get the council involved mate |
| 5 | Mould can trigger SVT |
| 13 | Helen a lovely woman |
| 10 | mark shout me out please |
| 9 | starmer giving billions to ukraine, but lets british people, live in mouldy houses de lad |
| 14 | Hope Donald Trump has got mould on |
| 3 | I love trump rocking the Christmas jumper |
| 15 | cheers Mark |
| 13 | Exactly mate |
| 10 | that's good mate well in mate |
| 3 | Mould can trigger TMAU |
| 9 | your not edge anymore de lad, the cat out of the bag, now you can relax, because everyone knows what she looks like now, you can relax and enjoy your relationship |
| 16 | Glad to hear that Mark |
| 7 | cant u get housing people to look at the mould |
| 9 | mark deserves 4x more benefits because of the mould |
| 9 | metal frame is best, better than wood mate |
| 11 | Marks got a good woman whilst Steven George pays for ladyboys |
| 17 | Legend mark |
| 9 | lmao joel 😀 |
| 10 | playing hazel lol |
| 17 | Mark Helen is a great woman sad trolls have no one |
| 17 | Phil lol |
| 17 | Is mark playing Hazel today? |
| 18 | Cheers bro |
| 2 | Mark |
| 2 | You loosing weight |
| 9 | yeah move the bed mate |
| 2 | Mark you eating pizza for lunch nice snack |
| 17 | Good decision |
| 9 | time to re-arrange |
| 2 | I like my bed 4x mouldy |
| 9 | too right david c de lad, mark 4x more skinny |
| 9 | it losing weight all the way |
| 17 | Lovely that is lol |
| 9 | £300 sheets |
| 9 | easy money |
| 9 | de lad |
| 9 | mark got money tree in garden |
| 9 | it so nice |
| 2 | MARK ARE YOU GETTING A TESLA |
| 17 | Brilliant army members in the chat today |
| 9 | lovely comment that @Guy In The Grey Suit |
| 17 | Get in dedfox |
| 9 | metal better, better than wood mark |
| 17 | Lovely bed |
| 9 | wood break, but metal best |
| 17 | You’ll sleep well on that |
| 2 | Mark any fresh mold on the mattesss? |
| 19 | Get in there mark |
| 19 | That’s lush |
| 9 | mark is it from british heart foundation? |
| 19 | Ellen is beautiful de lid |
| 9 | good charity |
| 17 | Mark can we have a livestream of you putting the bed up lol could be a good video |
| 20 | Better than sleeping on the floor like Brian Harvey |
| 9 | good idea grey suit |
| 17 | Nice one |
| 2 | Get in dedfox you got spanner back |
| 9 | it gonna be great content |
| 19 | Ellen is the most beautiful woman in dorset |
| 15 | Hope your good Lad |
| 9 | get in david c de lad. great guy |
| 11 | Seasidearmy is growing 4x faster trolls fuming |
| 17 | Dedfox. 2 minutes in it’ll be what’s going on ere naaaaaaaah |
| 9 | LONG LIVE TRUMP ❤ |
| 9 | lol 😀 @Guy In The Grey Suit |
| 19 | And it’s gonna be alright there my lid |
| 17 | Lovely purbeck porkers |
| 19 | Seaside sausages |
| 9 | shave, shit, shower, sausages |
| 9 | sex |
| 2 | 100% beef sausage? |
| 9 | all the s's |
| 21 | At least paint the walls to seal the mould spores but take pictures first companies out their fight your case |
| 17 | Good hearty meal sausage egg and chips pepper British can’t beat it |
| 19 | TRUMP MAGA 2025 🇺🇸 |
| 20 | get in fox |
| 2 | Liverpool win easy today |
| 9 | easy win de lad, it printing money @David C |
| 9 | get in slif mate |
| 20 | get in David c |
| 17 | Take it easy mate have a few days off the beer and rest your body |
| 19 | It couldda killed ya! |
| 9 | eddy hall THE BEAST |
| 19 | This is a sign from god he’s protecting you mark |
| 19 | Worlds strongest man |
| 19 | Eddie hall loves a purbeck porker |
| 9 | mark when he lifted half a ton it was amazinbg record |
| 9 | nose started nleeding |
| 9 | bleeding |
| 20 | watch Anatoly |
| 19 | He doesn’t need a bodyguard he is the bodyguard |
| 20 | 32kg mop |
| 9 | bic razors are for mark |
| 9 | best razors |
| 17 | Mark Helen is a lovely woman be proud of her company |
| 19 | Ellen is beautiful de lid |
| 17 | Sad trolls have no one whilst mark had a beautiful woman in his life |
| 22 | edde hall has a tank as well |
| 9 | mark 4x more skinny |
| 9 | 😀 |
| 17 | I’m not an oil painting lol YouTube legend |
| 9 | it lovely |
| 3 | Pull them trousers up mark you’ll freeze |
| 11 | 6 pack update |
| 19 | And it lush |
| 19 | Shave time shave time |
| 8 | sexeeey |
| 17 | Subzero is a sad troll |
| 9 | "IVE JUST AD ME AIR CUT" TIKTOK VIRAL VIDEOA |
| 8 | :NCF:sexeeey |
| 17 | He was In riff Ratz slagging mark off |
| 9 | I MISS THOSE DAYS |
| 9 | mate |
| 17 | Subzero not one of the army he doesn’t deserve spanner he slags mark off |
| 12 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQYXAtdl83bW9zREZiTUsxZ0Fka0pBdmhB |
| 3 | Pull them trousers up mark you’ll get a cold |
| 9 | mark some women like hairy men, its more manly |
| 12 | 2*6*ChwKGkNOXzYtckw4bW9zREZRWXUxZ0FkN3JrQ2ZB |
| 23 | HAWT |
| 12 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQN3MyTUw4bW9zREZZMDUxZ0FkWHBrTFNB |
| 9 | nice hairy belly and chest |
| 17 | Subzero games sad troll |
| 11 | Mark some muscle flexing mate 6 pack update |
| 12 | 2*6*ChwKGkNJV3RxdXo4bW9zREZXY1gxZ0FkLVJnR1Fn |
| 3 | It lovely mark thanks for spanner |
| 12 | 2*6*ChwKGkNPLTV0UFA4bW9zREZTZ3YxZ0FkRm5FVTVR |
| 9 | troll with spanner omg 😞 |
| 17 | We will get spanner removed you are sad troll |
| 3 | Thanks for spanner mark |
| 17 | You comment on riff Ratz videos slagging mark off mentioning marks past |
| 4 | eggsacly Guy in the Grey Suit |
| 23 | why not get laser treatment dee lad?? |
| 3 | I know grey suit it lovely |
| 24 | Get in der lad, oh it’s lovely |
| 17 | Jolly Roger he is a sad troll we get his spanner removed |
| 3 | Yeah get it removed grey suit |
| 4 | yh trolls out. |
| 7 | less stress in ur life now mark |
| 17 | The army will |
| 9 | apprechiate what you have in life, not what you havent mate |
| 3 | Everything going great in life |
| 11 | Dirty fucking troll. Sad bastards |
| 17 | Low life trolls |
| 22 | I can see that mark I use to buy them years ago they were no good for me they cut my face. so I bought a electric shaver lush Dee ladd 😁😁 |
| 3 | Eggsactly dedfox same razor for 15 years |
| 17 | Slag mark off but come in here and watch him still pathetic really |
| 3 | We lonely in life |
| 9 | 20 year old razors are the best 4x more blunt |
| 3 | Everything going good in life |
| 9 | trump watching you shave de lad |
| 23 | what are you doing? |
| 9 | trump loves it when you shave |
| 25 | razors price up |
| 3 | Off with the eyebrows |
| 11 | Mark don’t forget eyebrows lad |
| 3 | Shave eyebrows mark |
| 9 | starmer giving billions to ukraine, yet razor prices going up, it not nice |
| 7 | mark u are lifestyle vlogger u deserve more subs |
| 23 | how about shaving your body hair dee lad |
| 25 | dedfox eggsactly |
| 9 | dont shave body hair, helen likes to run her fingers through it |
| 9 | 😛 |
| 11 | Mark fetish update |
| 9 | time to sniff some knickers de lad |
| 9 | it so nice |
| 7 | worry more stink more |
| 9 | get in joel |
| 9 | top lad |
| 11 | Get in dedfox |
| 9 | shaving is great experience |
| 4 | Hairy lawn de lad |
| 9 | it makes you feel alive |
| 17 | This like a Turkish barbers |
| 23 | don't you use shaving foam |
| 25 | where u going today mark my lads |
| 26 | he'lls quit sexy |
| 11 | Helen’s in for a good treat fresh shave and a hairy chest and arse |
| 25 | Happy days |
| 9 | my arse is proper hairy de lad, in the summer it gets so hot and sweaty |
| 9 | but in winter keeps me warm |
| 7 | u spoil us mark u really do |
| 25 | nivea men all the way |
| 9 | eyebrows been cancelled |
| 26 | don't bics cut ur face 2 bits |
| 9 | mark has good strong skin, never seems to get razor burn, bumps, cuts etc |
| 9 | its amazing |
| 26 | sanford lane later mark |
| 25 | I used tesco make shaving foam |
| 9 | no more than 10 pints tomorrow de lad |
| 9 | nice steady eddy |
| 2 | Mark no cuts today please |
| 25 | New bed tomorrow my lad |
| 9 | the walls need hacking back to the brickwork mate and insullation putting in them, otherwise mould will come back |
| 9 | hold properties are bad for it |
| 9 | old* |
| 25 | humidity is problem |
| 9 | warm air hitting cold surfaces |
| 9 | she is mint |
| 9 | proper mint |
| 9 | spray aftershave on now mate |
| 9 | feel the burn |
| 9 | clean shave, losing weight, nice girlfriend, 10 items, mark is the king and living great life |
| 9 | ohh 11 😀 nice de lad |
| 28 | get in lad |
| 9 | helen loves your personality mate |
| 4 | double figures idems |
| 9 | you are a kind man |
| 7 | Thats a great picture great view |
| 28 | It not nice |
| 27 | How on earth did you bag her?? She’s stunning |
| 28 | lol seas |
| 28 | even pee |
| 28 | trolls are fuming it not nice |
| 4 | PJ pays for women |
| 9 | he knocks them about also @Jolly Roger-1 |
| 28 | Seaside it nice lad |
| 28 | Jimmy jazz fuming and I love it |
| 9 | mark your belly fat gone right down mate |
| 9 | honestly |
| 27 | Have you bonked her yet? |
| 4 | yh he not nice Dedfox |
| 7 | My mate got a psycho woman wont let him see his family or leave the flat |
| 28 | looking slim lad |
| 9 | HAHA MOULD HELPING people lose weight |
| 9 | get in |
| 9 | sausage egg and chips, best meal |
| 9 | runny yolk |
| 29 | get in de lads |
| 9 | grafter 👍 |
| 30 | Get in there my led. |
| 17 | Top fellas in the chat |
| 17 | And we all playing Hazel |
| 29 | did i miss item count? |
| 30 | All the top fellas in the chat. Big day for the Seaside Army getting one over the trolls on Seaside Helen. Army wins once again. Trolls losing. |
| 31 | Get in my lad |
| 31 | Seaside Army |
| 31 | What’s he doing lol |
| 2 | Get in Barney Scott grey suit |
| 30 | Get in David C |
| 31 | Get in David C |
| 7 | No lipreading for the sad trolls |
| 32 | box |
| 32 | box |
| 31 | Is he on to dvla or rspb lol |
| 29 | how many items does Mark have now? |
| 29 | is it 8? |
| 31 | Or babe station? Helen be livid |
| 31 | We need an items update mark |
| 28 | lol |
| 7 | Marks got 11 iydumssss |
| 29 | seasideMOLD coming strong |
| 28 | more pip for mold seas la |
| 31 | Get that furkin mould cancelled de lad. Bleach the fooker. |
| 31 | Get onto housing de lad |
| 29 | pork is full of parasites |
| 31 | Purbeck porkers? |
| 3 | Pork sausage from Curtis and it’s lush |
| 22 | what happened to the no pork Dee ladd 😂😂 |
| 3 | Fried egg better |
| 30 | Exposed fella making videos about not being able to get a good woman in his life and Mark has had Helen for 27 months. What a win for the Seaside Army. |
| 31 | No pork cancelled |
| 30 | Sausages not been cancelled. |
| 9 | fried egg more tasty tho mate |
| 9 | bit of oil |
| 31 | We want a wedding de lad. SeasideArmy stag do |
| 9 | not RAp seed |
| 4 | eggsacly Scott de lad |
| 3 | Some fried eggs oil and butter |
| 15 | Good for you Mark |
| 31 | Monsooooooooons |
| 29 | bring pork to CEX |
| 30 | Seaside Stag Do in Blackpool. |
| 9 | all army members on a stag do, will be lush |
| 9 | !!! |
| 31 | Hold wedding reception in CeX lol |
| 3 | I like sausages cooked a little bit longer |
| 31 | Timmy Eldridge as best man |
| 3 | I like my sausages cooked a little bit longer |
| 30 | Get em down ya boy. |
| 7 | No parasites in purbeck porkers |
| 31 | Eggsactly |
| 4 | In 10 years you can say 147 months no bookies |
| 31 | Mark we need an items update |
| 31 | Get a Ps5 |
| 21 | Have scrambled eggs |
| 31 | Seaside Gamer. Road to the Masters |
| 33 | Aight guys |
| 29 | we need disability update |
| 29 | 1 - TMAU |
| 29 | 2 - dirty arse syndrome |
| 29 | 3 - mould |
| 29 | 4 - HDMI |
| 29 | whats missing? |
| 34 | 4 HDMI? he isn't a TV lead... |
| 32 | It’s lush |
| 7 | Asthma |
| 33 | Are we on mute or is it just me |
| 29 | its how he pronounces adhd |
| 31 | Drinking update drinking update |
| 29 | might have Dyslexia |
| 31 | I got 8 items 8 items |
| 22 | I got a metal frame bed they are ok mark Dee ladd 👍👍 |
| 34 | rapeseed oil is fine....it's palm oil and xanthan gum that are the worst |
| 2 | Helps let the fart stink out |
| 31 | Lush bed |
| 34 | that headboard looks like a prison bed. |
| 2 | That mattress will stink of fish after a week |
| 31 | Block out the TMAU |
| 31 | Lush bed |
| 35 | Hello mark i love your videos keep it up pal |
| 15 | Cheers Mersey |
| 36 | can't hear unmute |
| 2 | Just had to rush to toilet |
| 2 | Very smelly |
| 22 | 11 items last time I looked you had 8 items lush Dee ladd 👍👍 |
| 37 | What item is next for CEX? |
| 29 | camera |
| 38 | Best way to be not have loads of items. I thought if end up with ey I strive for I’ll be , |
| 29 | only 8 |
| 3 | Look at all them items |
| 3 | You got thousands there |
| 31 | Moosic phone |
| 3 | 11 items |
| 3 | A phone only for music |
| 3 | Start again |
| 4 | boombox |
| 33 | And it’s all paid for |
| 3 | And it’s all above board |
| 31 | Where the lg speaker ? |
| 31 | The big one |
| 31 | Wow and I mean wow |
| 31 | Oh yeaaaaah |
| 29 | big one is damaged |
| 4 | 11 idems that's lovely that is |
| 29 | doesnt count |
| 29 | 10 items |
| 31 | Mark so lucky to be to get purbeck porkers |
| 3 | It a nice pan to cook in |
| 39 | get down swanage mark. which chip shop is the best? the blue chippy or the green one |
| 37 | get a mcdonalds |
| 3 | It nice |
| 3 | Go to McDonald’s mark or get a chippy |
| 22 | your so happy now you can show of Helen. were before you wanted to keep her from the camera 📸👍👍 |
| 4 | let's do it for Yorkshire |
| 40 | alright there de laaaaads |
| 40 | get innnnn mark my leeeed |
| 31 | Plastic cancelled it cancelled |
| 4 | get in there Iain |
| 31 | Get in Iain my lid |
| 40 | no plastic in the sea from mark guuuuuuys |
| 31 | Big shout out to Birds Bakery in Mansfield. They do lush egg custards |
| 9 | it plastic free all the way |
| 31 | Couple o jars |
| 9 | few jars few cigars |
| 31 | It might be for you but it’s not for me |
| 9 | better than a kick in the testies |
| 31 | Mark can you give a shout out to Birds Bakery |
| 41 | :NCF:no wonder you drink mark helen is fooking stinking san |
| 12 | 2*6*ChwKGkNPZmdqNGVKbTRzREZUWUsxZ0FkbnVzWXRn |
| 12 | 2*3*uHKWCi_CL-sAOY9Yu8g86g |
| 9 | evil troll |
| 3 | We bored in life |
| 9 | birds custard |
| 9 | 😀 |
| 12 | 2*3*w8VgpxnlIkAgJlBKmhJh1A |
| 31 | Trolls wasting time with mark. He will never leave the YouTube community |
| 3 | Mark I like mine cooked a little bit longer |
| 12 | 2*3*8qqjrZFUZ4NnmFgI5sB38g |
| 12 | 2*3*AVK0uTLv4kl0-bIL5NLbtw |
| 12 | 2*3*IOS-ZKWG8lar7O6Iu-MZZA |
| 9 | MARK WE HAVE ROAGUE MOG |
| 9 | he timing everyone out |
| 3 | Getting rid of the trolls mark |
| 3 | Thanks for spanner mark |
| 22 | lovely sausage and chips with brown hp sauce lush Dee ladd 🍜🍜👍👍 |
| 3 | I love it with chips Stephen |
| 3 | Do some fried heggs mark |
| 42 | DID YOU SEE THE UPLOAFS BY TIMMY ELDRIDGE LAST NIGHT. HE HAD A MONSTER WIN AT CASINO |
| 3 | How much thug? |
| 42 | 3 £509 JACKPOTS |
| 42 | £1500 |