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| 0 | Morning de lad morning de lad |
| 0 | All good mate |
| 1 | Morning |
| 0 | Lovely cash injection |
| 1 | 11 idems |
| 2 | Get in there de led. Get in there Seaside Army. |
| 1 | Get in seaside army |
| 3 | Morning de lads |
| 3 | Lovely thumbnail |
| 4 | On a scale of 1-10 I'm doing alright. |
| 5 | congratulations on getting 1 million views on your new tiktok mark you must be very proud! |
| 3 | Fucking hate the dirty Celtic vile scotch bastards |
| 5 | the new tiktok account is really blowing up quickly |
| 3 | Some good football last night mark lad |
| 6 | Good morning de lad Good morning de lad Good morning good morning good morning de lad |
| 7 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 1 | Mark be tiktok famois soon |
| 8 | Mark.. water bill rising again |
| 2 | Joel - Celtic are a weird bunch and see themselves more Irish than Scottish. |
| 9 | celtic need mass police protection everywhere they go de leed everywhere they go |
| 8 | wetherspoons my lad |
| 1 | Lush cash |
| 10 | Riffratz is fuming mark got an advice |
| 10 | I thought it was only 348 I checked today know can give up to 600 |
| 8 | Mark today will be sunny day.. few jars wetherspoons my lad |
| 10 | I owe 148 still on mine mark |
| 11 | Is that money you’ve borrowed from your next payment? If so your gona be down to 4 iddums in a few weeks |
| 10 | Ya I only get 348 I asked can give more I so then mine paid I get 595 |
| 12 | Hello mark |
| 10 | Ya I pay back 29 a month |
| 13 | how much cash is that? |
| 6 | Fobtys should be banned. |
| 12 | Lends a tenner m’lord |
| 10 | But interested free mark repeat that riffratz |
| 1 | Lush advance payment n I mean lush |
| 10 | Do for copyright it’s your content not his I report all my content next week mark |
| 0 | Riffratz the cry baby |
| 8 | From today wetherspoons Guinness price rising |
| 10 | Only allowing Vinny couple others sick sad idiots steeling content I send email I can help with reports mark |
| 10 | He Spencer and he doxer he doxed lot family’s on here because he gay Spencer |
| 10 | He is gay I know fair bit about riffratz |
| 9 | mark get ps5 ill play fifa with you |
| 14 | Mark getting haircut, So get in |
| 15 | mornin dee lats |
| 15 | mornin dee lats mornin dee lats |
| 10 | He not good as TyroneS Vinny all wind up |
| 1 | How bacon looking de led? |
| 16 | Good morning seaside. |
| 10 | Riffratz is big baby biggest on here he thinks world evolves around him |
| 16 | Glad to see you back my lad. |
| 6 | Trolls picking on your new bed now lol |
| 14 | it's lush |
| 10 | Porker won’t be happy mark |
| 10 | He won’t mind mark porker legend |
| 14 | a lovely cash injection so get in |
| 10 | Kitty fuming we speak to porker |
| 14 | £15 pork chops all the way, Kitty going mad |
| 6 | Bacon bacon mutty time |
| 10 | lol smith |
| 10 | Even jolly don’t go kitty anymore |
| 10 | Only speaks to kitty know is packy nixxy |
| 16 | It’s bacon butty time for me as well. |
| 2 | Get in there Timmy de led. |
| 6 | lol Tim I never been in kitty's chat |
| 10 | Get in there Scott legend hope well dude keeping safe |
| 2 | You too bro |
| 10 | Don’t want to jolly lol hope well matey legend |
| 8 | wetherspoons my lad |
| 10 | No a decent calf mark |
| 8 | Wareham need wetherspoons my lad |
| 10 | Hope well Spencer legend |
| 6 | I'm well Tim thanks, hope you are well. |
| 8 | No Dry January for me my lad |
| 17 | Oh lovely what a day for it, cash injection, it sunny, time for a few jars |
| 10 | I going to wales know mark then Birmingham so will be in the Square Peg later I do drink update if do mark |
| 10 | All good thanks jolly |
| 2 | Roulette is shit nowadays. |
| 8 | Roulette is awful |
| 1 | Let me buy you a code in weathersppons |
| 1 | Cider |
| 8 | I used to play in bookies leprechaun slot I don't do anymore |
| 10 | Legend mark |
| 18 | Mak u r funni lol |
| 18 | Marrk |
| 8 | Weymouth wetherspoons my lad |
| 19 | But dwp payments are 12am not 8 am |
| 8 | couple of jars |
| 1 | Eggsactly |
| 10 | Legend to mark I have back if someone came at ya mark |
| 10 | It depends on your bank Toby I off mark chat all have top Thursday |
| 18 | U not a fighter Tim |
| 1 | Eggsactly Tim we all have we seaside army |
| 10 | Hi fake montyman |
| 0 | Have a top day Tim legend |
| 18 | It’s Lord you prat |
| 1 | Mark u can finally have her on cam lives with you |
| 20 | There’s always something in it for Mark so get in |
| 15 | melid |
| 10 | Later spencer legend |
| 8 | what time is train leaving |
| 10 | No fake one mark |
| 18 | TIMMY NONCE |
| 18 | TIMMY NONCE |
| 18 | WIMMY NONCE |
| 10 | Thank for kind words fake Monty |
| 21 | Get in |
| 22 | Get in der de lads |
| 18 | TIMMY IS A NONCE |
| 10 | That harry under that account |
| 8 | Mark my lad unblock everyone.. give the people amnesty my lad.. you are good mood today my lad |
| 10 | Come real account bro I not block ya |
| 18 | YOULL HAVE NO ONES BACK |
| 22 | Hellen ok with being revealed? She look lovely Mark |
| 7 | 2*3*nQj8fLYOUKPSAOR4YgjN9w |
| 21 | Seaside the legend |
| 8 | which wetherspoons? |
| 1 | Seaside all deee weeyyy alllll de weeyyyyy |
| 23 | is this a bottom of the foodchain junkie flat production 🤔 |
| 24 | Get in |
| 8 | any holiday plan in your birthday Mark? |
| 20 | That is a fake purbeck porkers you’ve got as a moderator there mark |
| 6 | Life's great when you don't gamble. |
| 19 | But what you need money for if got food and electricity |
| 25 | I’m the real purbeck porkers the other is a troll |
| 24 | Freezer full of cupboards and a brand new spanking matress comingonstrong 🛌 |
| 20 | He’s the real one^ |
| 20 | With the sausages in the oucture^ |
| 20 | Picture* |
| 26 | Where’s my Timmy xx |
| 26 | Is Timmy in the chat luv xx |
| 27 | Helen is a lucky lucky girl |
| 27 | She must be pleased everyone can see how pretty she looks and now folk will recognise her |
| 7 | 2*3*HvRSh_pqh3lKkiqe534Wvg |
| 7 | 2*3*HvRSh_pqh3lKkiqe534Wvg |
| 28 | Yeah |
| 28 | 595 mark it’s great |
| 1 | Hopefully she can join u now for drinking updates |
| 28 | Who doxxed her mark? |
| 29 | Quality mate |
| 28 | Now the world knows what she looks like your taking it really well |
| 29 | Nice wod of reddies |
| 28 | Mark you have 595 in your sky rocket |
| 1 | Helen Good looking lady |
| 30 | Get in de led |
| 7 | 2*3*Y6Pu4_DBMwuPVzxfPlRN5Q |
| 7 | 2*3*Y6Pu4_DBMwuPVzxfPlRN5Q |
| 28 | Mark it toni de wonderful |
| 30 | Donald look warm and snug in the jumper de led |
| 31 | do u say it over and over on purpose |
| 7 | 2*3*Y6Pu4_DBMwuPVzxfPlRN5Q |
| 7 | 2*3*Y6Pu4_DBMwuPVzxfPlRN5Q |
| 7 | 2*3*Y6Pu4_DBMwuPVzxfPlRN5Q |
| 28 | And it’s the weekend so get in there my |
| 7 | 2*3*Y6Pu4_DBMwuPVzxfPlRN5Q |
| 7 | 2*3*uBdVBnRyFH1Y0-G_4Da3Ow |
| 31 | do u say it over and over on purpose |
| 7 | 2*3*uBdVBnRyFH1Y0-G_4Da3Ow |
| 7 | 2*3*uBdVBnRyFH1Y0-G_4Da3Ow |
| 1 | There's a fake camjowl |
| 7 | 2*3*uBdVBnRyFH1Y0-G_4Da3Ow |
| 7 | 2*3*uBdVBnRyFH1Y0-G_4Da3Ow |
| 7 | 2*3*uBdVBnRyFH1Y0-G_4Da3Ow |
| 1 | Thats not me |
| 28 | No problem mark |
| 30 | Are you having a couple of jars today de led |
| 7 | 2*3*QtP93sfhSE4aJRqvSoEGhw |
| 7 | 2*3*QtP93sfhSE4aJRqvSoEGhw |
| 1 | A moderator has changed name to mine loool |
| 7 | 2*3*nQj8fLYOUKPSAOR4YgjN9w |
| 28 | Fake camjowl too |
| 7 | 2*3*nQj8fLYOUKPSAOR4YgjN9w |
| 7 | 2*3*nQj8fLYOUKPSAOR4YgjN9w |
| 32 | looking fresh mark have you had your hair cut |
| 28 | Is modded up |
| 1 | Im not the fake one |
| 1 | Someones changed name to mine |
| 33 | Hi Mark I am real subzero game |
| 7 | 2*3*Id0osF__uZu9hStJHrwpGw |
| 28 | Yeah I know camjowl there’s a fake me too |
| 7 | 2*3*Id0osF__uZu9hStJHrwpGw |
| 34 | get in there mark long time no see |
| 10 | You spanned fake subzero games mark |
| 28 | That’s the real Josh Moore |
| 34 | how's life been mark |
| 33 | I am the real one |
| 28 | Im the real one you idiot |
| 7 | 2*3*Id0osF__uZu9hStJHrwpGw |
| 10 | He is real one mark one without a soanner |
| 35 | get in mark |
| 1 | Lol chats mad funny |
| 35 | no gamble is LUSH |
| 28 | That’s the fake Tim too |
| 7 | 2*3*Id0osF__uZu9hStJHrwpGw |
| 34 | spanner 34625434523464257 up mark where here since the beginning |
| 32 | what bed you getting mark |
| 34 | corn croft days allll the way |
| 33 | Stop time me out fake subzero games |
| 30 | Valentine’s Day soon de leds |
| 6 | I got. a Tesco beer delivery in the next 20mins,lush afternoon for me de lads. |
| 33 | What Helen for Valentine’s Day, Mark? |
| 36 | Banned for nothing liberty |
| 34 | you still on the ps5 mark |
| 30 | You having a couple of jars de led ? |
| 30 | Lovely ☺ chill out now and have a couple of jars |
| 7 | 2*3*Id0osF__uZu9hStJHrwpGw |
| 19 | Dublin racing festival this weekend good pointers for Cheltenham |
| 36 | Live on twitch for all my loyal subscribers |
| 7 | 2*3*Id0osF__uZu9hStJHrwpGw |
| 20 | Keeping it pwivate |
| 10 | Stop time people out fake subzero games |
| 37 | get in de lads |
| 35 | what happened |
| 34 | get the headstands done it sorts the svt out mark lad |
| 37 | morning mark |
| 33 | Mark you spanned the fake subzero games bro |
| 38 | :face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling: |
| 39 | get in de lads |
| 38 | :face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling: |
| 30 | It take pressure of you now |
| 38 | :face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling: |
| 38 | :face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling: |
| 7 | 2*3*4GdfS4zCn_7R_wnS1V9zGg |
| 37 | spammers are cringe, simple as |
| 36 | Ban that account |
| 34 | get in seasideGRAFTER |
| 32 | at least you can relax now and enjoy your days out |
| 30 | Eggsactly Kirsty well said |
| 6 | I'm surprised 'Elen wasn't doxed sooner to be honest. |
| 34 | Jolly Roger get in lad |
| 40 | <<<< Darth vipers sister :face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling: |
| 40 | <<<< Darth vipers sister :face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling: |
| 40 | <<<< Darth vipers sister :face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling: |
| 37 | it's creepy behaviour doxing someone's friend like that |
| 7 | 2*3*Yo12V3GEqYbc7FY5E0BcHQ |
| 1 | Can u give darth viper a spanjer? |
| 7 | 2*3*Yo12V3GEqYbc7FY5E0BcHQ |
| 1 | Please |
| 6 | Get in Josh de lad. |
| 32 | are you taking trump out with you today 🤣 |
| 36 | Ban that account |
| 30 | Donald look nice in jumper |
| 34 | where was Helen on camera de lad? |
| 30 | Take Donald for a specked hen and a kebab wrap |
| 1 | How did people work out who Helen was? |
| 37 | going for lunch? |
| 41 | Borneo boys all the way |
| 42 | nice a few pints mark 🍺🍺 |
| 35 | not fair on helen |
| 32 | nufc said he will join you in weatherspoons for a few scoops 😂 |
| 37 | not right |
| 34 | fuck the trolls the seasideARMY always win de lads |
| 35 | good blokes |
| 43 | Get in |
| 34 | straight from the trust fund de lad the trolls are fuming |
| 39 | Holy fcuk |
| 6 | Get in there David C |
| 39 | what did u sell de lad? |
| 44 | few jars |
| 41 | Im in swanage today de lads gunna get down Jenkins and get a few in. Sun is shining |
| 39 | Arse status - SOLD |
| 37 | sphincter been cancelled |
| 45 | kitty's the poorest person on here and it's lush she sits in isolation 24 7 with literally no form of a life at all like dan😆😷🙂oweeee it's sooo LusH |
| 37 | I think Mac takes title of poorest |
| 37 | positive all the way |
| 41 | It’s 4 times better being spiritual minded de lads |
| 37 | I've got 99 problems but gambling ain't one |
| 41 | When’s the new bed arriving de lads? |
| 46 | The next step is to find where helen lives. |
| 46 | We will not stop until helen’s address is located |
| 41 | Get a few cream cakes down you de lads |
| 7 | 2*3*BnAhqC6TycC4lPhEALKpWA |
| 15 | am having a bokkle deblad |
| 41 | Positive all the way |
| 41 | What times the new bed coming de lads, gunna be a great experience |
| 47 | Get iPhone 16 Pro Max my lad |
| 9 | new bed it lush |
| 3 | Mark don’t forget about bacon mate |
| 37 | air fryer coming on strong |
| 48 | cheers Mark |
| 37 | haircut |
| 37 | choooooooon |
| 6 | I find today's music is rubbish, but you're meant to as you get older. |
| 2 | 1990s were great years. Excellent music, no cares, great TV programmes, brilliant films like Trainspotting. |
| 6 | eggsacly Scott |
| 49 | Morning Tim eldridge is skint de lad |
| 49 | Helen isn't bad looking you are doing well pulling her |
| 6 | I can't remember much of the 90s I was out of it a lot of the time. |
| 9 | diet starts tomorrow |
| 49 | She's a keeper mate |
| 41 | Just got a couple chocolate eclairs from Greggs de lads |
| 2 | Helen is a good looking woman de led. I think the trolls were expecting her to have 3 eyes, greasy hair and 25 stone. Now they know she isn't they're gutted. Army winning as usual. |
| 2 | Eggzackly. |
| 50 | Get in |
| 6 | Trolls know who 'Elen is now, and what? . Hardly a victory to the trolls. |
| 6 | Donald's tall but got short arms |
| 2 | He has Trump Turnberry in Ayrshire and another one up near to aberdeen. |
| 6 | Donald Trump getting the job done in the States. Top fella. |
| 2 | Doesn't have anything elsewhere in Scotland. |
| 28 | That lovely |
| 15 | get in |
| 6 | I'm going to open a cheese shop in the middle East, I'm going to call it cheeses of Nazareth |
| 51 | bacon comes out the shower as water |
| 51 | are you Jewish? |
| 6 | The cows I eat are vegan |
| 52 | Morning de lads |
| 51 | Muslim seagull |
| 52 | Salam slif |
| 6 | Morning Sir Seaside Seagull |
| 52 | Morning JR de lad |
| 51 | JR Hartley |
| 51 | antiques roadshow |
| 6 | Slif, I've read all his books😁 |
| 6 | Fly fishings a good one |
| 51 | wrecking |
| 53 | Mark de liiid a barber from Poole has seen your viral tiktok video and wants to give you free haircuts for life |
| 6 | Jayden, he should pay Mark to have his hair cut there |
| 41 | Bed still not arrived de lads? |
| 53 | He’s offering free haircuts for life whenever Mark is in Poole it’s lush |
| 53 | full service too wow |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNSzl2dGVpbllzREZlOHcxZ0FkbXVFUlRR |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNKS2owUGVpbllzREZkY0gxZ0FkWVAwMk5B |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNLZnppNXFqbllzREZUZ0kxZ0FkMjhJN2J3 |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQLXl0Ym1qbllzREZlOHcxZ0FkbXVFUlRR |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNLZkRwdkNqbllzREZSQUgxZ0FkM2NJc0J3 |
| 54 | Yes mark spanner’s up |
| 47 | £595 for you my lad |
| 53 | Mark go to the Old Town traditional barber in poole. The owner wants to give you free haircuts for life because he seen your tiktok’s |
| 47 | Mark will shred that up 😂 |
| 51 | water is free it comes from the sky |
| 55 | Need water for washing your arse in the sink |
| 53 | eggsactly @Slif de liid |
| 56 | Cheers lad |
| 55 | I’ve been at work since 7am 50 quid in wages so far |
| 6 | Get in there Makaveli me lad🏴☠ |
| 55 | Beds on for freeeeeee |
| 56 | Cheers jolly lad |
| 15 | wppp |
| 57 | hey marko |
| 55 | Anyway I’m going. Bonjour |
| 51 | how is the bed going to fit through the door? |
| 24 | Is the bed here yet de laaats? 🤔 get in 📦 |
| 6 | I hope this bed turns up before bedtime |
| 24 | 😂 |
| 15 | lol |
| 6 | would you believe it |
| 58 | nice one bruce |
| 24 | 🤣 |
| 47 | Seasidemark vs Bed video coming soon? 😂 |
| 24 | Spanner’s all raaaound to get this bed up ready for Ellen later 😜 🔧 |
| 51 | the door fit through the bed |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQLUF3LUNsbllzREZhZ1UxZ0FkMGJrcDF3 |
| 51 | lol |
| 51 | classic |
| 6 | tell them you're an RSPB memba |
| 15 | he did not consent to be recorded delid |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQT1o5WW1ubllzREZRd0sxZ0FkWlJFckN3 |
| 41 | New bed coming on strong |
| 6 | I tried working once, it wasn't for me, I much prefer sleeping. |
| 47 | 😂 |
| 47 | Brilliant |
| 24 | @Laffy Love-he’s in a public place with no expectation of privacy de laad 🤦♂ |
| 6 | Top fella |
| 51 | lol |
| 59 | Hahaha |
| 47 | You should of told him about your channel |
| 51 | only seaside |
| 60 | JUST TUNED IN. LOOKS LIKE MARK HAD A WAD OF CASH??? |
| 2 | Tell him about Limos and the 1990s. |
| 2 | Yeah Seaside Thug. He's had a cash injection this morning from DWP. |
| 24 | @Seasidethug-thats pocket change from out of the mouldy matress 😉 |
| 60 | TROLLS MUST BE FUMING THAT MARK HAS A NEW BED AND PLENTY OF DISPOSABLE CASH |
| 6 | BEER ✔BETS❌BACON✔ |
| 11 | Mark can you move your webcam please de lid. Wherever it is now the audio is pants and there’s like a strange hissing sound de lid |
| 24 | Ek,eg,ec,exactly |
| 11 | Think it’s near something electrical de lid |
| 15 | 6th great guy |
| 51 | seaside you're a funny guy |
| 19 | Well now you got money why don’t you pay charity for bed |
| 60 | ANY FRESH CREAM CAKES ON THURSDAY? |
| 2 | Yeah sounds like you're being gassed. |
| 11 | Yeah you’re web cam audio is strange listen back to your video de lid yeah it’s got some strange hissing |
| 24 | They’ve been quaffed already n forgot about@SeasideThug 😂 |
| 11 | Haha unless your just leaking gas’s |
| 6 | Toby he did buy it |
| 16 | Beds on for free |
| 60 | DID YOU TELL THE DOCTOR AND ELLEN ABOUT YOUR ASS NOT WIPING PROPERLY? |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNRGZfNGFvbllzREZWTUsxZ0FkSVdRcHNn |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNTGxtUE9ubllzREZiSUsxZ0FkaG1ZQnpn |
| 16 | I love imperial leather. Lovely. |
| 6 | Charity isn't free no more |
| 16 | Funny that Dee lad. Selfie with Donald Trump 🤣🤣 |
| 47 | Put it in the window now 🤣 |
| 11 | lol imagine seeing trump on a delivery |
| 47 | Donald in the window 😂 |
| 11 | Did you hide all your gadgets de lid |
| 60 | WHAT ITEM YOU BUYING WITH THAT CASH? |
| 9 | playstation all the way |
| 47 | Get iPhone iPhone iphoneeee |
| 2 | Please don't buy another play station. |
| 11 | 10th player station might be the one |
| 7 | 0*0 |