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| 0 | Your not even joking either haha |
| 0 | There half press ups pal touch your nose to the floor |
| 1 | Morning de leds |
| 2 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 1 | Every day we above ground is a great day ! Be thankful of what we have |
| 3 | the hairy back |
| 4 | 😂 |
| 1 | Hoover the sweat off de led |
| 4 | Weights falling off with all this fitness de laaats be ripped by Easter 💪 |
| 1 | Eggsactly Ian |
| 5 | cant wait for new bed mark |
| 6 | Morning de lads. Morning de lads. Morning de lads. Morning de lads. Morning de lads. Morning de lads. |
| 1 | Squirrels de leesdsdsddssdd |
| 5 | @SeasideGRAFTER ee so lush! |
| 4 | RSPB member eee good boy 🐿 |
| 6 | charity bed coming strong |
| 7 | this is lush |
| 7 | marks grafting hard |
| 6 | he works for google |
| 7 | Mark would be a great boss |
| 4 | That’s a pristine memory foam orthopaedic top of the range exclusive silent night matress de laaats n it’s lush 🛌 |
| 1 | Mark do you watch Charlie veitch and billy Moore de led ? |
| 4 | Who else can say they’ve been up since 5.30am producing content n assembling furniture de laaats #HonestGraft |
| 7 | get in ian exactly |
| 0 | Will be in CEX in no time de lad along with that mattress |
| 7 | lovley shower properly relaxing |
| 1 | Not your fault de led it’s misunderstood and unpleasant |
| 0 | Read the instructions or presumably there’s some charity that will come and do it for you |
| 0 | It’s about 12 screws and some slats de lad |
| 4 | Do the headboard n feet end first de laat |
| 7 | spiritual minded |
| 4 | Shoutout to the 5 great guys (+1) |
| 1 | Eggsactly Ian |
| 8 | we all the way and we lush |
| 1 | Shoutout to Betty rubbles me guy in grey suit |
| 8 | every day we above grounds is a GREAT DAY |
| 7 | seasides beds builders |
| 8 | so get in |
| 4 | Make sure to tighten all the screws n bolts up at the end de laaats so Ellen can take a good pounding safely 🛌 💪 |
| 8 | listen you've gotta think yourself lucky in life, some people haven't got a bed. there's always somebody worse off than us. know what I mean? |
| 1 | Ian they can be quite noisy the metal frames may be best taking it down samdford lane |
| 7 | imagine your job is building beds then say to women customers after well love we going to have to test it now 😆 |
| 1 | Eggsactly Borneo boys |
| 8 | that's lovely that is |
| 7 | Lee haha |
| 8 | I'm very spiritual minded |
| 1 | Eggsactly Corey lad |
| 9 | this is absolutely lush and wonderful |
| 9 | wowwwww |
| 1 | Eggsactly jamesnbsp |
| 7 | Best have some bolts the bastads |
| 4 | Not even tiktokers fitness freaks can keep up with this sort of cardio de laaats n it’s %100 on fa freeee 🛌 |
| 9 | bed is coming on strong de lads |
| 0 | If you use the carpet as your mattress then this is classed as finished |
| 4 | 😂 |
| 7 | Mark I like how you got bars on bed to handcuffs Helen to it genius de lat |
| 0 | Look at the little paper booklet that came with it |
| 1 | Mark no cream cakes in the bed de led |
| 6 | call Helen de lad |
| 0 | Metal bar goes in the middle, screw it in to the headboard then screw it into the footboard. Then clip the sides in |
| 4 | Job done de laaats 🔧 |
| 0 | Could even do the sides first it’s only about 12 screws |
| 7 | this is lush |
| 0 | Hahahah I knew that was gona happen |
| 7 | Mark your not a quitter you can do it |
| 0 | They probs just slot in it’s the middle bar that takes the screws |
| 4 | That’s a 5(+1) men job |
| 10 | Lovely carpet mark |
| 0 | Just out the mattress next to the headboard tell Ellen it’s Japanese style |
| 1 | Can you ask neighbour to come in and help de led |
| 6 | thats 20 men job at least |
| 1 | Give him a few bokkles for his help |
| 0 | Neighbours deffo awake to help |
| 7 | 😆marks to funny proper cheers you up |
| 0 | I build my first bed at 16 de lad just watch. YouTube video |
| 0 | Probs don’t need screws then 🙃 |
| 11 | Looks like prison bed delad |
| 1 | Lovely Alan key holder de lad matches the carpet |
| 8 | Alan Key is a top fella |
| 0 | I think you put the mattress on and build the bed around it…. |
| 7 | haha |
| 1 | He used to be my boss lol |
| 8 | Shout out Alan Key he is a lovely fella and 4 times more honest |
| 7 | Allen has all the keys and it's lush |
| 1 | Alan key lovely fella |
| 10 | Oh this bed is gonna be lush |
| 7 | Alan n keyron |
| 10 | In all honesty tho mark I don’t know how you live with clothed out all over. That would make me bored lonely and depressed |
| 7 | you going to need at least 5 pints celebration de lat |
| 0 | Putting it down will be a treat |
| 9 | it's easy and lush |
| 12 | Make sure you jump on it at the end to check if it’s sturdy enough |
| 7 | it's a vertical bed lush |
| 0 | 😆 |
| 13 | Morning benders |
| 8 | we getting there guys |
| 8 | its 4 times easy now |
| 8 | seaside DIY allllll the waaayyyy |
| 14 | yes yes yes de lids |
| 8 | seasidecarpenter |
| 7 | come on guyzzzz |
| 14 | great charity bed de lid :) |
| 8 | get in the hole de lads |
| 6 | its easy de lad |
| 7 | I've had that problem getting the hole |
| 14 | get big helen in it lol hahahahaha |
| 8 | the hole is 4 times tighter |
| 7 | 😆 |
| 4 | These days spit is a hell of a lot cheaper than lube de laaats 😉 |
| 13 | Call an ambulance |
| 8 | try it in the other hole de lad |
| 7 | it's road to de masters hole on 1 |
| 0 | Neighbours are gona think someone is getting bummed |
| 4 | SVT comingonstrong on a Monday mng se laaats n it’s lush 🚑 |
| 8 | pleeeease |
| 0 | Call the paramedics round see if they can help |
| 15 | better put this on the CV |
| 8 | would have been easier to just stick a matress on the floor mark |
| 8 | 4 times easy |
| 14 | health check update needed urgent :face-blue-wide-eyes::face-blue-wide-eyes::face-blue-wide-eyes::face-blue-wide-eyes: |
| 12 | SSM needs a task rabbit account after this, off the books from DWP of course |
| 7 | Mark make sure it don't fall on your head bloody hell |
| 8 | Egypt all the way guys. shout out to Mo Salah |
| 4 | Let’s have a DIY intermission for a finance check and some bacon muttys in the air dryer de laaats 😋 |
| 14 | metal bed means 4x the strength so it will accomodate mark & BIG HELEN:face-fuchsia-tongue-out::face-fuchsia-tongue-out::face-fuchsia-tongue-out::face-fuchsia-tongue-out::face-fuchsia-tongue-out::face-fuchsia-tongue-out::face-fuchsia-tongue-out::face-fuchsia-tongue-out: |
| 15 | What was the street he lived in Ciaro? |
| 14 | I think he should have a break and have a lovely cold cider !!!!! |
| 8 | much better than giving it to the bookies |
| 0 | I think it’s a HMP bed tbh mark |
| 14 | He allowed 3 ciders coz he cuttin it right down de lids |
| 16 | morning mark mate |
| 16 | hope well buddy |
| 16 | it new bed all the way |
| 16 | de lad |
| 8 | get in dedfox |
| 16 | and i mean ALL THE WAY |
| 8 | lovely fella |
| 0 | Will he put the end on next or the middle bit….. |
| 7 | get in there dedfox |
| 0 | 😆😆😆😆😆 |
| 10 | Dedfox are you still off the beers , I had 10.6 units last night. |
| 8 | mattress is gonna be lush |
| 16 | morning boys, hope your all well |
| 0 | Yeah it’s like crib mark so you don’t roll out when pissed |
| 14 | the toilet roll is not cleaning his bottom properly !!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaa that the best thing i ever heard him say |
| 16 | yeah benhamin de lad, it sober all th wayyy |
| 16 | i been drinking cups of tea |
| 0 | Headbang incoming |
| 16 | mark cant get it in the hole |
| 15 | That tv is getting it when he moves that bed |
| 8 | ah nice one bruce |
| 4 | It’s a bed not a climbing frame 😂 |
| 14 | that bed a bit flimsy wont hod big helen that !! |
| 15 | How many pull ups can you do de lid |
| 7 | Mark you should have got a black velvet bed with wooden slots de lat |
| 8 | good manager moyse |
| 8 | and a top fella |
| 16 | top 5 de lad ot toffees all the way |
| 14 | BACON BACON BUTTY TIME ...... AND A NICE COLD CIDER - NO SULPHIDES DE LIDS |
| 16 | it cash injection de lad |
| 16 | it camera is over |
| 16 | it so lush |
| 15 | 10 Items is enough got anyone |
| 4 | Get 3 Mr Ed’s in there de laaats n still room for Ellen 🐴 😂 |
| 4 | Sell the bed n keep the camera |
| 8 | ipad ipad alllll the way |
| 0 | I’ve never had to cut my losses on something I own. I don’t even know how that works |
| 8 | got loads of items anyway can do without one of em |
| 9 | i only have two items :( |
| 9 | my laptop and my phone |
| 8 | whatever you do with it, it's much better than giving it to the bookies |
| 8 | get in |
| 9 | too right Borneo |
| 8 | nothing wrong with being skint guys |
| 17 | Get in there dew lad. Nice bed. |
| 4 | I”d sooner sell me ribs n shit thru me ass 💩 |
| 13 | Get that bed up for you and Dedfox |
| 0 | Knew it |
| 7 | Mark finish it now you sweating you don't wana be stinking again |
| 6 | is bed an item? |
| 6 | u need PS5 |
| 4 | Might be assembled by a week on Thursday at this rate de laaats 🤔 |
| 4 | For the dark nights 🌚 |
| 7 | tell customer il be back next week to put legs on your bed 😆 |
| 18 | That’ll do for me mark so get in there |
| 8 | never ever leather mctrevor selling me camera |
| 4 | Some folk aren’t even on there way to work yet but Mark has been grafting flat out since 5am! |
| 18 | Update update update the camera is not for sale |
| 0 | Life’s easy when you read the instructions |
| 0 | Just sell it pal you only wear it as an accessory |
| 0 | Oh no |
| 0 | I don’t think hammer is one of the listed tools in the instructions |
| 7 | get bastad hammer on it |
| 15 | Get this bed to CEX de lid |
| 0 | If only it came with a way to put it together |
| 4 | I’ve just checked n this DIY vid is actually trending! It’s no2 de laaats 🤭 |
| 7 | neighbours will think your building a time mashine we going back to 90s |
| 6 | takes photos of CEX |
| 19 | Can see it all going wrong when you sit on the bed 🤣 |
| 18 | An hour? Your joking |
| 19 | It’s missing screws |
| 16 | seaside bed installation services. |
| 16 | mark will make sure your bed is set up by end of the year |
| 18 | No chance im getting a job |
| 16 | get in de lads |
| 15 | professional bed installer |
| 19 | seasidebeds.co.uk |
| 16 | whos alan key? |
| 19 | Alan has the key |
| 18 | It a good job but who’s Alan |
| 15 | Alan Keys played for Nottingham forest in the 90s |
| 16 | wooden slats |
| 16 | need to go on first |
| 18 | It difficult |
| 16 | or metal slats |
| 7 | if that's only got 1 more bare it's not looking good |
| 7 | bar |
| 16 | egg zactly corey de lad |
| 7 | dedfox 😆 |
| 18 | What he building |
| 0 | Beds gona be squeaking like a gooden |
| 16 | tv cabnet de lad @Subzero Games |
| 15 | Whens Ellen coming round to test it out |
| 16 | it gonna be lush |
| 19 | What’s the odds the bed will fall apart? |
| 16 | mark sweating his knackers off, well better than giving it to bookies |
| 7 | Mark you need a cuppa tea |
| 0 | It’s amazing that he’s had to use a hammer |
| 20 | Enough bits left over for an indoor shed, get in |
| 16 | hammer, next will be jigsaw 😀 @99 Bananas |
| 7 | it a lovley garage door frame |
| 16 | LOl corey, it so nice |
| 7 | hahha |
| 15 | Buy another camera in summer time |
| 16 | mark got more money than elon musk |
| 16 | 4x richer |
| 19 | Do CeX take beds? 😂 |
| 15 | Tea break time like a proper grafter |
| 16 | trade it in to cex for ps5 |
| 7 | you could sleep on the bed outside cex get in there soon as opens haha |
| 0 | You’ll end up buying discs though |
| 15 | Buy a VR headset |
| 7 | I get to hairdressers soon as opens because no bastad way am I waiting |
| 0 | So you can sell them to CEX for -80% value |
| 16 | why isnt mark setting up the frame on the floor first? |
| 16 | surly thats easier |
| 8 | listen guys if mark says he's keeping his camera he's keeping it. he doesn't go back on word. so get in |
| 16 | 100% correct borneo de lad |
| 7 | Mark what's going to support mattress |
| 16 | that one single metal pole in the middle will be enough to supprt the mattress i reckon, no slats needed, this is the future de lad |
| 15 | Wait till he has to put the wooden slats in bed frame |
| 16 | amazing technology |
| 7 | dedfox 😆 |
| 16 | 😛 |
| 7 | Mark if that 1 bar supports mattress I'm shitting through my ribs |
| 16 | its one big picture frame |
| 16 | lovely |
| 8 | they lush |
| 0 | Take them CEX |
| 15 | Alan Keys is a lovely fella Mark |
| 16 | scrap them in. a lot of weight there |
| 16 | at least tenner worth |
| 0 | Who buys tools from Wilko |
| 15 | Get them into CEX |
| 7 | I've got some star keys as well it's a bastad when you need them instead |
| 16 | ive not used star key since 1990s |
| 16 | the good old days |
| 16 | wilkiinsons that very famous DIY store de lad |
| 16 | it is so nice |
| 15 | That headboard looks comfortable |
| 15 | Fits like a glove |
| 16 | youtube legend |
| 7 | red and white it's looking royalty mark |
| 16 | big enough for you and helen to shag on mate |
| 16 | 4x more creamy |
| 16 | get in |
| 15 | Jobs a goodun |
| 10 | Dedfox lol that’s not a lush comment |
| 16 | lol ben 😀 |
| 16 | 🤣 |
| 16 | firewood |
| 16 | keep warm |
| 16 | starmer fault |
| 15 | You don't need them de lid |
| 15 | Optional extra thats all |
| 10 | Don’t put them on upside down mark |
| 7 | they better when they clip in them bastads can move |
| 16 | drill and small screws needed |
| 16 | 130kg maximum weight maybe |
| 16 | should be okay mate |
| 10 | Gonna need some support extra reinforcements |
| 15 | That side def wrong way round |
| 10 | Bed gonna creak like mad should have got a wooden ikea one delivered |
| 10 | Cracking bed mark |
| 16 | ikea is so lush |
| 10 | Just seen your Tmau de lad |
| 0 | Free bed tho donated from a charity even if it is a prison bed |
| 15 | Seaside de lid that side closest to us wooden slats wrong way round gonna break 4 times quicker |
| 16 | was it free? mark said in the other video it was 300 notes |
| 10 | It was free-hundred |
| 16 | hahaha |
| 16 | i hope mark keeps this one stain free |
| 0 | He said a charity said they’d sort him out after seeing he was sleepy on a mouldy mattress |
| 16 | other one had blood, spit, shit, piss, on it |
| 20 | bed too big for room, take it back de lad |
| 16 | not nice |
| 10 | No everyone has stains especially hotel beds in Blackpool |
| 16 | yes 100% can confirm blackpool beds does |
| 10 | Mark the plastic clips go at each end to hold the slats in place |
| 10 | Your slats gonna move without the plastic bits |
| 10 | Mark that bed makes you look 5 foot 1 |
| 15 | Benjamin not to worry half the slats wrong way round anyways |
| 16 | 😂 |
| 0 | Free bed and 17 windows desk’er tops |
| 16 | yes put the shitty old mattrress on top new one |
| 13 | He is 5ft |
| 16 | good thinking mate |
| 10 | Piss stain mattress on top of the clean mattress |
| 16 | lmao |
| 16 | wtff |
| 0 | Just transferring the bed bugs to the new one part of the process |
| 15 | Like floating on a shitty cloud |
| 10 | Mark is at least 5 foot 6 |
| 0 | 😆 |
| 21 | :face-blue-smiling: |
| 15 | Now its only a double bed again |
| 16 | average height for a male in UK is 5'10 |
| 16 | btw |
| 0 | The princess and the pea…or in this case piss |
| 2 | 2*6*ChwKGkNPUDY3NFNPcDRzREZYSUgxZ0FkZVVBeDFB |
| 10 | I’m off for a McDonald breakfast de lad |
| 7 | 😆 |
| 7 | it 2x lush |
| 10 | Mark isn’t really that fat is he he’s lost weight |
| 0 | Helen gona get the best 3 pumps of her life on there de lid |
| 16 | one in the pink two in the stink de lad |
| 16 | mark you are a funny bastard |
| 16 | who knew watcxhing someone set up a bed would be so entertaining mate |
| 16 | cheers 👍 |
| 10 | Mark you done 3 hours work there. Put it on your job centre form |
| 16 | manson woodis |
| 16 | nice sweat de lad |
| 10 | Are you renting a car mark |
| 10 | Don’t want no carrrrrrrrr |
| 7 | keep it private |
| 0 | What did you do with the loan de lid that would have covered it all surely? |
| 0 | Ahh there we go |
| 7 | woodass |
| 16 | woodass hahah |
| 0 | Keeping it private |
| 10 | Everything gone up mate |
| 16 | keep it private mate, trolls will cancel your car rental |
| 0 | Yeah cars aren’t cheap to rent |
| 10 | Is Helen ok with her face been online |
| 0 | I once used enterprise it was £400 for three days |
| 16 | plus the fuel? @99 Bananas |
| 4 | Mugs game cars are de laaats 🚘 💣 |
| 16 | just walk there mate |
| 16 | cars are no good |
| 0 | True fuel not cheap |
| 0 | That cars gona come back packed with cerne Abbas tho 😆 |
| 16 | mark, put a nice clean bed sheet on mate |
| 16 | if coppers pull mark over, they think he has been doing a booze run from france |
| 4 | Get yasen down to Greggs with a basket full of fresh cream cakes get in down ya 🧁 |
| 22 | I di |
| 22 | do |
| 16 | liverpool great city mate, great culture city, yeah ive sene it de lad |
| 22 | sanford lane later |
| 23 | Bed will be in cex by next week |
| 0 | Mark your transferring all the germs and creatures to your fresh new mattress |
| 4 | Get Ellen raaaouunndd n break the new bed in 💪 |
| 8 | wowwww what a nice experience |
| 4 | Trolls ab seething with a damp sleeping bag 😂 |
| 0 | The mad thing is, this is literally better than anything you can watch on the telly when it comes to reality TV. This is real as it gets 😂 |
| 11 | S25 de lad |