2025-02-18 - seasideMARK - seasideMARK Afternoon cooking update, cooking a proper meal, a decent home cooked food its lush.

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	0	alright son how are you
	1	Get in
	2	De lads
	3	Get in de led nice to see you home 🏡
	4	Get in seas
	5	Ello ello ello
	6	Ey up Mark deee leeeeed
	2	Decent meal de lads
	3	What you fancy a nice stew 🍲
	6	Seaside rmy coming on strong
	5	Welcome back Mark
	6	Army
	0	playing hazel mark my lid
	6	Get in derrrr
	5	A proper meal is 4x lush
	3	Donald looking cold de lad he need jumper on
	5	Nice one Bruce
	7	Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.
	8	Mark have you considered Racially Transitioning into an Ethiopian ?
	9	Afternoon you legend
	6	Seaside army 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼
	2	I wanna a meal
	10	mark get in my son
	10	top lad
	10	get in pal
	3	Dedfox get in
	10	lee, lovely fella. get in mate @Lee
	10	seaside eating like a king. trolls eating dog shit off the street floors
	10	it so nice
	3	You feel good to be home mark some home cooking can’t beat it
	9	Bad broadband here guys
	3	Eggsactly dedfox
	10	mark the connection is awful,. keeps buffering
	3	You seem loads happier these past year or so mark it’s nice too see
	10	i agree lee
	10	happy, because gamble free and with helen
	10	its made mark a better person
	10	its better now mark
	3	Dedfox hit the nail on head there
	10	much better
	3	Much better
	11	2 onions de led
	10	french onion soup
	10	all the wayy
	10	gambling is evil de lad. selling stuff just to make the bookies richer
	10	i hate gambling addiction
	3	Yea but mark you need to take credit you’ve stop gambling and your drinking has been well curbed. And you look good
	12	Good morning Mark and de lads
	3	Gambling horrible addiction
	10	morning jolly, top fella in the army @Jolly Roger-1
	10	so true mate @seasideMARK
	12	get in there dedfox mee lad, top fella
	3	Hey jolly Rodger
	12	how you doing Lee
	10	if you went back gambling, you wouldnt have 10 items 100%
	13	how was your holiday mark??
	3	All good buddy nice to see the good viewers in
	14	Afternoon de lad
	15	Get in
	10	lots of top members in here today, and good friends of marks. no trolls allowed
	3	Hey guy in grey suit suit legend
	15	Mark put mince down pants it be defrosted in 15 mins de lad
	15	Get in Lee
	12	Guy in the Grey Suit, top fella
	15	Hope you’re good mark
	14	Good one
	15	Get in jolly
	16	Swanage tomorrow?
	17	hey mark hope you're well at work ATM so will watch your bids later x
	10	you spin me round baby right round
	18	EATING HEALTHY AND DRINKING UNDER CONTROL. LIFE LOOKING GOOD
	10	100% mark mate. you have changed your life so much last 2 years, its nice
	19	Jacket potato with tuna and sweetcorn.... lush my lad
	18	U NEED TO GET ELLEN PREGNANT. KEEP HER CUZ SHE IS A GOOD ONE
	15	To all trolls watching in background F you de lads you never beating the army
	15	Lovely shoutouts
	15	Helen is a fantastic woman mark. She’s changed you for the better. Keep hold of her
	10	100% agree with you mark, that support helen showed you all last week, shows how much of a wonderful person she is, and how much she cares for you and your family
	18	GET ELLEN PREGNANT ASAP LAD
	15	Exactly mate. Having Helen by your side has changed you into a much more positive person
	20	afternoon mark lad
	20	shove ya cock in her mouth shy she's snoring de lad
	10	you can buy ear plugs for snoring de lad, its okay
	20	use you as a human snorkel
	10	we all snore sometimes
	18	HOLIDAY ABROAD WITH ELLEN?
	10	helen is gorgeous mate, shes a keeper 👍
	10	spag bol is so nice
	21	Hotel looked really nice
	10	mark do spag bol, glass of wine, and a nice film to watch mate
	21	Spag Bol and a bit of 💦
	11	what a nice experience
	10	spag bol, glass of wine, romantic film, and a kiss and cuddle on sofa
	10	okay mate 👍
	19	Mark.. You and Helen should go to Easter holiday 19 - 21 April....
	22	cheers de lad. only two cloves is plenty de lad, as long as you crush us well
	18	CAN'T BELIEVE YOU U HAVEN'T IMPREGNATED ELLEN YET!!
	10	IT WINE NIGHT
	10	peter kay: GARLIC BREAD
	10	GARLIC...BREAD
	15	Lovely garlic bread
	23	Sandford lane later my lidddd. prospect house all the way
	19	garlic bread proper garlic butter my lad
	10	rapper seed oil been cancelled mate
	18	TRUMP APPROVES WINE NIGHT
	12	no rap seed oil for me de lad
	15	Dedfox lol
	10	😀
	15	Rapper seed oil lovely
	15	Homer swapper
	10	1 bottle = friendly tipsy. 2 bottles = angry and emotional
	22	rapeseed oil is fine for cooking de lad. rapeseed oil is helping UK farmers subsidies their incomes. palm is awful, hurting rainforest
	19	if you sharing with Helen, you need 2 bottle of wine
	10	bang on there mersey @MerseyBeers
	15	Mark put camera down so we can see chopping skills
	10	seasideCHEF
	23	6% meat the rest fookin sawdust
	15	Lovely get in
	15	Chopping that onion like a true chef
	10	mark, why you chopping so good?
	10	it is so lush
	15	Seaside chef 🧑‍🍳
	19	Organic garlic all the way
	15	Is that garlic or an onion lol
	10	lol @Guy In The Grey Suit
	22	it is my first day of my holidays de lad, fixing stuff round the house....hoover partly done...need another part...bloody plastic is crap
	15	Lovely chopping skills get in
	15	Marks cooking videos are the best
	10	henry hoover
	19	don't forget use beef stock and tomato pasata...
	10	beef stock is the best
	10	make it more rich
	15	Lovely mush a rooms
	15	Mush a rooms lol
	19	Say no to Palm oil, save monkeys in the Indonesia
	22	I usually use pasatta and chopped tomatoes blend for my sauce. also plenty of fresh basil
	23	what month does the open top bus start back my liddd swanage all the way
	15	This is brilliant content great live. Cooking videos are the best ones
	10	Mushrooms can carry dirt and pesticides, so it's crucial to clean them properly for your health 🍄🍄 Follow these steps: 🍄 Add mushrooms and all-purpose flour to a bowl of water, and wash through.
	10	🍄 Rinse with clean water and repeat the flour wash.
	15	Purbeck breezer buses are lovely
	15	From sandbanks to Swanage
	22	I don't usually wash my mushrooms, I brush them
	15	lol
	19	dedfox USED TO TEACH Rick Stein.. listen to Dedfox my lad
	15	This is lush mark. Lovely chopping
	15	Helen in for a treat tonight
	24	oh wow
	15	🤣🤣🤣
	15	This is why the cooking videos are the best
	24	gambling and drinking videos ❌ cooking and shopping videos ✅
	19	Mark love everything well done
	15	🤣🤣🤣
	15	YouTube legend
	19	use stock beef stock and tomato pasata.. trust me lush
	19	start again my lad
	10	KIN BASTARD
	15	Look at this bastard naaaaaaa
	9	Mark season everything salt and pepper
	10	FUCKS GOING ON HERE NOWWW
	15	Dedfox LOL
	19	beef choi mein
	10	😀
	15	Kin bastard 🤣🤣
	10	mark comedy legend
	10	like mr bean
	10	😀
	15	Best live ever I am laughing out loud here
	19	makes my day
	19	haha
	10	onion and minch for dinner it so nice
	15	Look at this bastard naaaaaaa
	10	trolls eating cig butts off the dirty street floor
	15	Mark eating all the mince lol
	9	That mince is not cooked mark it was frozen
	19	onion and mince beef with noodles
	15	Helen having mushrooms onions and garlic later
	10	lol not gonna be any left @Guy In The Grey Suit
	9	Mark it not cooked mince was frozen
	10	backache de lad, 4x more benefit moneys
	10	mark needs full time chef
	15	Keeps eating the mince 😂😂😂
	15	YouTube legend
	15	There’s hardly any mince left lol
	9	Guys tell him not cooked he get food poisoning
	10	90% onion, %10 minch it lush
	15	Helen in for a treat
	24	won't touch the sides
	10	even a new born baby would eat that and still be starving
	10	tiny portion mate
	15	Can’t believe how much of the mince he just had then said there’s not much mince is there 🤣🤣🤣
	19	Kebab shop takeaway today my lad
	10	😀 lol funny af mate @Guy In The Grey Suit
	10	too right @Heisenberg W.W
	15	Dedfox this is a brilliant stream
	9	That not feed a baby
	15	We gotta do the pasta yet
	10	even trolls will be enjoying this stream
	24	can't forget the musharooms
	10	but they wont admit it
	15	We not washing the mush a rooms and we not playing Hazel
	10	washing mushrooms cancelled
	15	Trolls will be enjoying this no doubt this is brilliant
	10	its stressful being a youtube chef
	10	mark deserves pay rise
	9	Food poisoning coming on strong lads
	15	I just rewound the stream a few minutes and there was double the amount of mince that’s left now
	15	We not playing Hazel today
	10	LOL @Guy In The Grey Suit
	0	defo playing hazel lol
	10	most of it went in to marks belly
	15	Brilliant
	24	WOW
	15	Get in phil lol
	25	Get in there mark my lad great pub hotel contents
	10	glass of wine and a finger blast
	10	it gonna be lush sexy night
	10	de lads
	24	tiramisu coming to you
	26	Off to the shop keeping it private keeping it private de lads
	15	Best stream ever this is
	15	All that mince gone 😂
	10	mince 100% cancelled
	10	plate of onions de lad
	10	😀
	19	to early to cook
	26	What’s he cooking I’ve just joined
	27	Whats going on here nahhhh?
	15	Spag bowl
	15	But he’s eaten over half of the mince before cooking the pasta
	12	vegetarian spag bol
	9	Marks got iron stomach he putting mince back in he already eaten it lol
	15	YouTube legend
	28	Big splash of red wine required de lid for the sauce and yourself
	15	Bulk it up lol
	29	cheers de lad
	29	Craig lol
	27	bulk a meal up with onions LOL
	9	Donald trump eaten the mince
	15	Jamie Olive lol
	28	Mark gambles with dehli belly now instead of the bookies
	15	Chinese spag now get in
	15	Bowl
	30	Get in de lads
	30	We need a sandford lane rave
	15	Is that proper butchers mince mate? I bet it tastes lovely
	30	Is it wine night
	28	No booze for Helen maybe a bun in the oven
	15	Great song
	30	It’s wine night to celebrate a successful safe trip
	30	To all the trolls… why do you bother watching mark
	28	Heeeyyy good looking, what yaa got cooking
	15	Exactly. Sad bastard riff Ratz be sat there recording this to make another pointless video
	12	Get in Benjamin de lad
	15	Enjoying the stream this is top quality content
	12	seaside creates, riff imitates
	15	Eggsactly jolly
	28	Nobody matches Marks positivity
	15	Mark ate all the mince 🤣🤣
	28	Once it simmers down for an hour that will be mint
	27	Eggactly
	19	oregano and Italian seasonings
	15	Kew min
	30	Craig how you doing de lad
	28	lovely indian bolognese so far de lids
	15	Turning it into a curry mark lol
	19	check the dates
	19	curry powder
	1	That’s lucky
	19	itallian curry
	1	Luvly that is
	30	Put some lactalose in
	15	Playing Hazel now de lads but Helen is worth it
	28	eggactly Benjamin help loosen the load on the other end
	12	😂😂😂😂
	15	🤣🤣🤣🤣
	19	fusili
	15	This is bloody brilliant
	1	Get some extra garlic there my liidddd-pasta makes ya run fasta 😂 🏃‍♂ so get in
	31	Hello new subscriber here great stream
	31	Hello Jolly Roger
	30	Yeah it’s unfair that you didn’t understand that if you get a bill you need to pay it more than once lol 😂
	1	A tin of vanilla dunns river is lush
	28	A watched pot never boils de lid
	31	Hello grey suit
	31	Hello Smokey
	31	Hello Ian
	31	Hello Benjamin
	1	Don’t fill the bastard kettle up to the brim 😂
	15	Ian lol
	30	Did you take Donald with you to the 4 póster bed and steam room
	31	Hello heisenberg
	12	hello Nurishment drink, hope you are well de lad
	1	Get in @Guy in the grey suit
	15	One of the best streams ever this one
	15	Mark making him and Helen bolognaise but he’s eaten over half the mince already 🤣🤣
	15	We bulking it up with onions and mushroom
	32	It’s beautiful it’s great we love a few jars
	1	Ellen’s half is a vegetarian plate 😂
	24	virgin media tried to charge me 60 a month for 350 internet and nothing else. soon got on the blower and now I'm paying 38 for 500mb so that's lush
	26	Tin of chopped tomato’s never hurt no body
	32	That’s fantastic news greavsey
	30	Yes mark happens to me sometimes
	32	We are bringing down prices and pushing up mbs
	24	eggsactly Donald
	1	Beyond me why mugs pay for broadband it’s not 1997 anymore de laaats-just get unlimited data on ya phone n its hotspot all the waaayy fa freee 🔥
	28	Hope you have build this new bed solid Mark de lid if Helen is visiting
	26	That’s the cleanest sink
	24	i game so like using the ethernet cable
	1	Eg,ec,egg,ek,eck,EX-actly
	32	It’s a beautiful clean sink we love that it’s one of the best
	32	Fantastic
	15	Sitting down to do the washing up lol YouTube legend
	1	It’s jet lag all the waaayyy 🚙
	1	😂
	15	No bad back for us de lads
	15	I ain’t been put on the planet to do housework 🤣🤣🤣🤣
	15	I will be using that saying from now on get in
	1	It’s pot washing n cooking all the waaayy on Tuesday 😂
	33	Good afternoon Dee lad
	15	At least the kitchen is clean for Helen
	33	I hope you had a lovely weekend. Looked lush.
	15	It’s the thought that counts mark she will appreciate it either way
	30	Lactalose thickens it up
	34	What's fuckin goin on ere nah? Just log-in and Mark's playing fucking Hazel.
	15	Best stream ever
	15	Mark is making Helen spag bowl but he’s eaten half the mince whilst cooking it
	15	Now he’s had to bulk it up with onions and mushrooms lol
	34	LOL guy in grey suit
	15	He kept eating it then said well there ain’t much beef is there 🤣🤣
	35	Big up mark
	26	Who do you think I am? Hazel
	30	Looks like a shammy leather to dry the rental car off with that
	15	Needs to simmer mate takes a while
	15	Give it a stir
	26	Fun fact marks had that jumper for over 4 years
	36	What a scratter 😂 🤦‍♂
	7	26ChwKGkNNbUtnYS13ellzREZWQUgxZ0FkQmdnV0pn
	36	🤦‍♂
	12	Get in there Hillbilly de lad👍
	37	Is he playing hazel?
	37	Get in mark
	37	Get in the seaside army
	15	We all playing Hazel
	36	😂
	27	lol
	37	I hope that not towel u wiped arse with de lid lol
	36	Pj can’t get a woman
	12	get in there Barney de lad
	26	Is hazel a phone app game or something never heard of it
	36	Pj the munter and banger the munter can’t get a woman 😂
	37	Get in jolly
	36	It’s lush de lad
	30	Order a kebab wrap as a back up
	30	I remember days your freezer was full of butchers steaks. Did you get banned from the butchers Curtis butchers?
	34	Get in there Barney Rubbles
	15	Remember that stream where mark ate a vindaloo lol
	30	Not seen any Curtis sausage rolls for a while
	38	hello mark
	39	legend is back are u doing sanford lane
	1	Get some RAPseed oil thrown in there my laaaiidddd
	9	Mark do u still go to Indian takeaway
	9	Monsooons
	1	P.J can’t even pay for happy endings 🤦‍♂
	37	Get in Scott
	12	lovely fellas in the chat today
	37	Slow down mark ur working too hard
	11	Chips bacon and beans all the way
	37	Get feet up. Gonna get SVT
	1	Get in@Barney Rubbles
	15	Top top fellas in the chat
	15	Solid army members
	9	Monsoooons
	1	Might be worth doing a dozen headstands to keep the SVT all the way just to be sure as have to keep the pekka up for when Ellen pops raounndd 😉
	24	end of contract like mine probably
	12	😂😂😂😂Ian
	24	contact them and complain they will bring it right downnnn
	40	Get in!!!!!
	40	It lush seaside is back at seaside headquarters!!!!!
	12	Get in David C 👍
	40	MRk I think some Twolls put their bill on your account
	36	Seaside has a woman and the munter has nothing 🤣
	24	lol
	36	banger would never get a woman like Helen 😂
	40	How the fuck did it get to 400 paaaaannnd
	36	It’s lush the munter has nothing and is being evicted it lush de lad 😂
	40	Mark that fraud chargers call the police and make a complaint
	9	David c said he pay it mark
	40	It lush. Careful of high tide marks in the sink.
	40	lol 4x smelly
	37	Mark do a hand stand
	41	Donald is looking well
	37	Get in Ian Poulter
	37	Sink running ?
	42	Hello mark buddy
	9	To much white bread and cereals mark bad for your gut
	37	Wine night wine night. Lush
	43	It lush and it’ll always be lush de lid
	37	Get in mark lad
	1	I think ya paying for the whole streets broadband there my laaaad so get it double-checked with a finance check too yes,yes,yes,yes,yes….📲
	43	1 bockle only
	12	It's Wine night it Wine night, not 2 bokkles tho
	43	Get in Barney rubbles
	43	Get in Jolly Roger de lid
	43	Get in president trump
	12	Get in there Mystic Stacey, hope you're well
	43	I’m good thanks 😊
	43	Keepin it privateeee
	43	Is Helen doing well de lid
	40	Mark you still blocked up ?
	40	Lovely
	40	Mark you loosing weight
	43	I bet president trump loves a bockle of wine
	9	Mark are you streaming Helen tonight with her dinner
	24	straight through
	12	double lactalose chasers all rand
	24	priority de lad
	6	@Jolly Roger-1 seaside army 💪🏼
	15	We loosening our loads this is lush
	15	We don’t get constipated at home so get in
	12	get in there CamJowl de lad
	9	Guys in chat is that begged Mak still around
	6	No con con con cons cons constipation for us de leeeds
	7	24ChwKGkNKMjk0cnEwellzREZZQUsxZ0FkOTdvNzVn
	7	25ChwKGkNKMjk0cnEwellzREZZQUsxZ0FkOTdvNzVn
	44	get in there youtubers
	15	Eggsactly
	7	235xZo2dP_YMadI260WW_D0g
	40	It lush anti media
	45	bomb had to leave youtube due to his looks
	44	4 times lush David C
	12	get in there anti media👍
	44	get in jolly Rodger
	43	Presidents Trump holding down the fort
	43	Make America Great Again 🇺🇸
	43	Make YouTube great again 🇺🇸
	40	Mark you still muted
	44	spanner me up buttercup
	43	Those glasses 👓 really suit you mark 😊
	24	trump hosting the 250 years event, the world cup and the olympics that is so lush
	43	SeasideSMART
	44	party down Sanford Lane later?
	12	Make England Great Again
	24	lol
	24	it not nice
	43	400 PANDS?!?!
	43	Not lush
	40	Direct debit canceled!!!!!
	40	Cancel the debit card
	40	Open a new one
	9	This is a con lads
	46	Oh dear...
	24	lol
	43	Speak to the manager 📣📣
	40	This is a con by free network it’s suppose to be free that’s why it’s called free network
	44	tell where to go mark
	9	Report them mark it’s robbery
	40	Mark that’s illegal in uk to charge cancelation charges
	47	Big up seaside pal
	24	hahaha
	40	Mark fuck them don’t pay it let them pound sand
	47	Tell them you would of worked all your life
	9	Speak to manager
	44	stick the cancellation charges up your arse
	27	its a scam
	27	tell them to send a bill
	24	lol
	47	That’s it seaside tell them pal
	43	Tell them don’t you know who I am?!
	40	Call charity with that bastard on the line
	47	You are being scammed
	12	not gonna pay a penny not going to pay a pound
	43	VOXI FOXY MOXY
	9	Offer them a pound a month
	40	Free network taking advantage of vulnerable it illegal
	47	Seaside please fart down the phone to them and say sniff that
	43	Tell them to come raaaaand
	30	Premium lines lol riff raff what are you wearing de lad?
	43	:NCF:Tell them to come raaaaand
	44	3 network is shit that's what I'm on. Internet signal is terrible
	40	WOW DJI released a new mobile 7 gymbal
	40	New gadget
	43	WOW that’s lush David C
	40	Wine night 🍷
	47	Legend pal
	30	It wine night
	43	Could buy a months supply of b Curtis bacon for that
	44	spag bol for tea ahhh lovely
	47	They think they can see you coming a mile off my leeed
	43	Bolushnaise
	47	Big up David C another legend 💜
	43	Am I recording
	12	£400 pand, no chance
	44	cooking the bologniese 4 times longer
	48	it's time for a meal mark. your life is on the up with Helen Dee ladd 😜😜😊😊👍
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	7	0*0

alright son how are you

Get in

De lads

Get in de led nice to see you home 🏡

Get in seas

Ello ello ello

Ey up Mark deee leeeeed

Decent meal de lads

What you fancy a nice stew 🍲

Seaside rmy coming on strong

Welcome back Mark

Army

playing hazel mark my lid

Get in derrrr

A proper meal is 4x lush

Donald looking cold de lad he need jumper on

Nice one Bruce

Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.

Mark have you considered Racially Transitioning into an Ethiopian ?

Afternoon you legend

Seaside army 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

I wanna a meal

mark get in my son

top lad

get in pal

Dedfox get in

lee, lovely fella. get in mate @Lee

seaside eating like a king. trolls eating dog shit off the street floors

it so nice

You feel good to be home mark some home cooking can’t beat it

Bad broadband here guys

Eggsactly dedfox

mark the connection is awful,. keeps buffering

You seem loads happier these past year or so mark it’s nice too see

i agree lee

happy, because gamble free and with helen

its made mark a better person

its better now mark

Dedfox hit the nail on head there

much better

Much better

2 onions de led

french onion soup

all the wayy

gambling is evil de lad. selling stuff just to make the bookies richer

i hate gambling addiction

Yea but mark you need to take credit you’ve stop gambling and your drinking has been well curbed. And you look good

Good morning Mark and de lads

Gambling horrible addiction

morning jolly, top fella in the army @Jolly Roger-1

so true mate @seasideMARK

get in there dedfox mee lad, top fella

Hey jolly Rodger

how you doing Lee

if you went back gambling, you wouldnt have 10 items 100%

how was your holiday mark??

All good buddy nice to see the good viewers in

Afternoon de lad

Get in

lots of top members in here today, and good friends of marks. no trolls allowed

Hey guy in grey suit suit legend

Mark put mince down pants it be defrosted in 15 mins de lad

Get in Lee

Guy in the Grey Suit, top fella

Hope you’re good mark

Good one

Get in jolly

Swanage tomorrow?

hey mark hope you're well at work ATM so will watch your bids later x

you spin me round baby right round

EATING HEALTHY AND DRINKING UNDER CONTROL. LIFE LOOKING GOOD

100% mark mate. you have changed your life so much last 2 years, its nice

Jacket potato with tuna and sweetcorn.... lush my lad

U NEED TO GET ELLEN PREGNANT. KEEP HER CUZ SHE IS A GOOD ONE

To all trolls watching in background F you de lads you never beating the army

Lovely shoutouts

Helen is a fantastic woman mark. She’s changed you for the better. Keep hold of her

100% agree with you mark, that support helen showed you all last week, shows how much of a wonderful person she is, and how much she cares for you and your family

GET ELLEN PREGNANT ASAP LAD

Exactly mate. Having Helen by your side has changed you into a much more positive person

afternoon mark lad

shove ya cock in her mouth shy she's snoring de lad

you can buy ear plugs for snoring de lad, its okay

use you as a human snorkel

we all snore sometimes

HOLIDAY ABROAD WITH ELLEN?

helen is gorgeous mate, shes a keeper 👍

spag bol is so nice

Hotel looked really nice

mark do spag bol, glass of wine, and a nice film to watch mate

Spag Bol and a bit of 💦

what a nice experience

spag bol, glass of wine, romantic film, and a kiss and cuddle on sofa

okay mate 👍

Mark.. You and Helen should go to Easter holiday 19 - 21 April....

cheers de lad. only two cloves is plenty de lad, as long as you crush us well

CAN'T BELIEVE YOU U HAVEN'T IMPREGNATED ELLEN YET!!

IT WINE NIGHT

peter kay: GARLIC BREAD

GARLIC...BREAD

Lovely garlic bread

Sandford lane later my lidddd. prospect house all the way

garlic bread proper garlic butter my lad

rapper seed oil been cancelled mate

TRUMP APPROVES WINE NIGHT

no rap seed oil for me de lad

Dedfox lol

😀

Rapper seed oil lovely

Homer swapper

1 bottle = friendly tipsy. 2 bottles = angry and emotional

rapeseed oil is fine for cooking de lad. rapeseed oil is helping UK farmers subsidies their incomes. palm is awful, hurting rainforest

if you sharing with Helen, you need 2 bottle of wine

bang on there mersey @MerseyBeers

Mark put camera down so we can see chopping skills

seasideCHEF

6% meat the rest fookin sawdust

Lovely get in

Chopping that onion like a true chef

mark, why you chopping so good?

it is so lush

Seaside chef 🧑‍🍳

Organic garlic all the way

Is that garlic or an onion lol

lol @Guy In The Grey Suit

it is my first day of my holidays de lad, fixing stuff round the house....hoover partly done...need another part...bloody plastic is crap

Lovely chopping skills get in

Marks cooking videos are the best

henry hoover

don't forget use beef stock and tomato pasata...

beef stock is the best

make it more rich

Lovely mush a rooms

Mush a rooms lol

Say no to Palm oil, save monkeys in the Indonesia

I usually use pasatta and chopped tomatoes blend for my sauce. also plenty of fresh basil

what month does the open top bus start back my liddd swanage all the way

This is brilliant content great live. Cooking videos are the best ones

Mushrooms can carry dirt and pesticides, so it's crucial to clean them properly for your health 🍄🍄 Follow these steps: 🍄 Add mushrooms and all-purpose flour to a bowl of water, and wash through.

🍄 Rinse with clean water and repeat the flour wash.

Purbeck breezer buses are lovely

From sandbanks to Swanage

I don't usually wash my mushrooms, I brush them

lol

dedfox USED TO TEACH Rick Stein.. listen to Dedfox my lad

This is lush mark. Lovely chopping

Helen in for a treat tonight

oh wow

🤣🤣🤣

This is why the cooking videos are the best

gambling and drinking videos ❌ cooking and shopping videos ✅

Mark love everything well done

🤣🤣🤣

YouTube legend

use stock beef stock and tomato pasata.. trust me lush

start again my lad

KIN BASTARD

Look at this bastard naaaaaaa

Mark season everything salt and pepper

FUCKS GOING ON HERE NOWWW

Dedfox LOL

beef choi mein

😀

Kin bastard 🤣🤣

mark comedy legend

like mr bean

😀

Best live ever I am laughing out loud here

makes my day

haha

onion and minch for dinner it so nice

Look at this bastard naaaaaaa

trolls eating cig butts off the dirty street floor

Mark eating all the mince lol

That mince is not cooked mark it was frozen

onion and mince beef with noodles

Helen having mushrooms onions and garlic later

lol not gonna be any left @Guy In The Grey Suit

Mark it not cooked mince was frozen

backache de lad, 4x more benefit moneys

mark needs full time chef

Keeps eating the mince 😂😂😂

YouTube legend

There’s hardly any mince left lol

Guys tell him not cooked he get food poisoning

90% onion, %10 minch it lush

Helen in for a treat

won't touch the sides

even a new born baby would eat that and still be starving

tiny portion mate

Can’t believe how much of the mince he just had then said there’s not much mince is there 🤣🤣🤣

Kebab shop takeaway today my lad

😀 lol funny af mate @Guy In The Grey Suit

too right @Heisenberg W.W

Dedfox this is a brilliant stream

That not feed a baby

We gotta do the pasta yet

even trolls will be enjoying this stream

can't forget the musharooms

but they wont admit it

We not washing the mush a rooms and we not playing Hazel

washing mushrooms cancelled

Trolls will be enjoying this no doubt this is brilliant

its stressful being a youtube chef

mark deserves pay rise

Food poisoning coming on strong lads

I just rewound the stream a few minutes and there was double the amount of mince that’s left now

We not playing Hazel today

LOL @Guy In The Grey Suit

defo playing hazel lol

most of it went in to marks belly

Brilliant

WOW

Get in phil lol

Get in there mark my lad great pub hotel contents

glass of wine and a finger blast

it gonna be lush sexy night

de lads

tiramisu coming to you

Off to the shop keeping it private keeping it private de lads

Best stream ever this is

All that mince gone 😂

mince 100% cancelled

plate of onions de lad

😀

to early to cook

What’s he cooking I’ve just joined

Whats going on here nahhhh?

Spag bowl

But he’s eaten over half of the mince before cooking the pasta

vegetarian spag bol

Marks got iron stomach he putting mince back in he already eaten it lol

YouTube legend

Big splash of red wine required de lid for the sauce and yourself

Bulk it up lol

cheers de lad

Craig lol

bulk a meal up with onions LOL

Donald trump eaten the mince

Jamie Olive lol

Mark gambles with dehli belly now instead of the bookies

Chinese spag now get in

Bowl

Get in de lads

We need a sandford lane rave

Is that proper butchers mince mate? I bet it tastes lovely

Is it wine night

No booze for Helen maybe a bun in the oven

Great song

It’s wine night to celebrate a successful safe trip

To all the trolls… why do you bother watching mark

Heeeyyy good looking, what yaa got cooking

Exactly. Sad bastard riff Ratz be sat there recording this to make another pointless video

Get in Benjamin de lad

Enjoying the stream this is top quality content

seaside creates, riff imitates

Eggsactly jolly

Nobody matches Marks positivity

Mark ate all the mince 🤣🤣

Once it simmers down for an hour that will be mint

Eggactly

oregano and Italian seasonings

Kew min

Craig how you doing de lad

lovely indian bolognese so far de lids

Turning it into a curry mark lol

check the dates

curry powder

That’s lucky

itallian curry

Luvly that is

Put some lactalose in

Playing Hazel now de lads but Helen is worth it

eggactly Benjamin help loosen the load on the other end

😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

fusili

This is bloody brilliant

Get some extra garlic there my liidddd-pasta makes ya run fasta 😂 🏃‍♂ so get in

Hello new subscriber here great stream

Hello Jolly Roger

Yeah it’s unfair that you didn’t understand that if you get a bill you need to pay it more than once lol 😂

A tin of vanilla dunns river is lush

A watched pot never boils de lid

Hello grey suit

Hello Smokey

Hello Ian

Hello Benjamin

Don’t fill the bastard kettle up to the brim 😂

Ian lol

Did you take Donald with you to the 4 póster bed and steam room

Hello heisenberg

hello Nurishment drink, hope you are well de lad

Get in @Guy in the grey suit

One of the best streams ever this one

Mark making him and Helen bolognaise but he’s eaten over half the mince already 🤣🤣

We bulking it up with onions and mushroom

It’s beautiful it’s great we love a few jars

Ellen’s half is a vegetarian plate 😂

virgin media tried to charge me 60 a month for 350 internet and nothing else. soon got on the blower and now I'm paying 38 for 500mb so that's lush

Tin of chopped tomato’s never hurt no body

That’s fantastic news greavsey

Yes mark happens to me sometimes

We are bringing down prices and pushing up mbs

eggsactly Donald

Beyond me why mugs pay for broadband it’s not 1997 anymore de laaats-just get unlimited data on ya phone n its hotspot all the waaayy fa freee 🔥

Hope you have build this new bed solid Mark de lid if Helen is visiting

That’s the cleanest sink

i game so like using the ethernet cable

Eg,ec,egg,ek,eck,EX-actly

It’s a beautiful clean sink we love that it’s one of the best

Fantastic

Sitting down to do the washing up lol YouTube legend

It’s jet lag all the waaayyy 🚙

😂

No bad back for us de lads

I ain’t been put on the planet to do housework 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I will be using that saying from now on get in

It’s pot washing n cooking all the waaayy on Tuesday 😂

Good afternoon Dee lad

At least the kitchen is clean for Helen

I hope you had a lovely weekend. Looked lush.

It’s the thought that counts mark she will appreciate it either way

Lactalose thickens it up

What's fuckin goin on ere nah? Just log-in and Mark's playing fucking Hazel.

Best stream ever

Mark is making Helen spag bowl but he’s eaten half the mince whilst cooking it

Now he’s had to bulk it up with onions and mushrooms lol

LOL guy in grey suit

He kept eating it then said well there ain’t much beef is there 🤣🤣

Big up mark

Who do you think I am? Hazel

Looks like a shammy leather to dry the rental car off with that

Needs to simmer mate takes a while

Give it a stir

Fun fact marks had that jumper for over 4 years

What a scratter 😂 🤦‍♂

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🤦‍♂

Get in there Hillbilly de lad👍

Is he playing hazel?

Get in mark

Get in the seaside army

We all playing Hazel

😂

lol

I hope that not towel u wiped arse with de lid lol

Pj can’t get a woman

get in there Barney de lad

Is hazel a phone app game or something never heard of it

Pj the munter and banger the munter can’t get a woman 😂

Get in jolly

It’s lush de lad

Order a kebab wrap as a back up

I remember days your freezer was full of butchers steaks. Did you get banned from the butchers Curtis butchers?

Get in there Barney Rubbles

Remember that stream where mark ate a vindaloo lol

Not seen any Curtis sausage rolls for a while

hello mark

legend is back are u doing sanford lane

Get some RAPseed oil thrown in there my laaaiidddd

Mark do u still go to Indian takeaway

Monsooons

P.J can’t even pay for happy endings 🤦‍♂

Get in Scott

lovely fellas in the chat today

Slow down mark ur working too hard

Chips bacon and beans all the way

Get feet up. Gonna get SVT

Get in@Barney Rubbles

Top top fellas in the chat

Solid army members

Monsoooons

Might be worth doing a dozen headstands to keep the SVT all the way just to be sure as have to keep the pekka up for when Ellen pops raounndd 😉

end of contract like mine probably

😂😂😂😂Ian

contact them and complain they will bring it right downnnn

Get in!!!!!

It lush seaside is back at seaside headquarters!!!!!

Get in David C 👍

MRk I think some Twolls put their bill on your account

Seaside has a woman and the munter has nothing 🤣

lol

banger would never get a woman like Helen 😂

How the fuck did it get to 400 paaaaannnd

It’s lush the munter has nothing and is being evicted it lush de lad 😂

Mark that fraud chargers call the police and make a complaint

David c said he pay it mark

It lush. Careful of high tide marks in the sink.

lol 4x smelly

Mark do a hand stand

Donald is looking well

Get in Ian Poulter

Sink running ?

Hello mark buddy

To much white bread and cereals mark bad for your gut

Wine night wine night. Lush

It lush and it’ll always be lush de lid

Get in mark lad

I think ya paying for the whole streets broadband there my laaaad so get it double-checked with a finance check too yes,yes,yes,yes,yes….📲

1 bockle only

It's Wine night it Wine night, not 2 bokkles tho

Get in Barney rubbles

Get in Jolly Roger de lid

Get in president trump

Get in there Mystic Stacey, hope you're well

I’m good thanks 😊

Keepin it privateeee

Is Helen doing well de lid

Mark you still blocked up ?

Lovely

Mark you loosing weight

I bet president trump loves a bockle of wine

Mark are you streaming Helen tonight with her dinner

straight through

double lactalose chasers all rand

priority de lad

@Jolly Roger-1 seaside army 💪🏼

We loosening our loads this is lush

We don’t get constipated at home so get in

get in there CamJowl de lad

Guys in chat is that begged Mak still around

No con con con cons cons constipation for us de leeeds

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2*5*ChwKGkNKMjk0cnEwellzREZZQUsxZ0FkOTdvNzVn

get in there youtubers

Eggsactly

2*3*5xZo2dP_YMadI260WW_D0g

It lush anti media

bomb had to leave youtube due to his looks

4 times lush David C

get in there anti media👍

get in jolly Rodger

Presidents Trump holding down the fort

Make America Great Again 🇺🇸

Make YouTube great again 🇺🇸

Mark you still muted

spanner me up buttercup

Those glasses 👓 really suit you mark 😊

trump hosting the 250 years event, the world cup and the olympics that is so lush

SeasideSMART

party down Sanford Lane later?

Make England Great Again

lol

it not nice

400 PANDS?!?!

Not lush

Direct debit canceled!!!!!

Cancel the debit card

Open a new one

This is a con lads

Oh dear...

lol

Speak to the manager 📣📣

This is a con by free network it’s suppose to be free that’s why it’s called free network

tell where to go mark

Report them mark it’s robbery

Mark that’s illegal in uk to charge cancelation charges

Big up seaside pal

hahaha

Mark fuck them don’t pay it let them pound sand

Tell them you would of worked all your life

Speak to manager

stick the cancellation charges up your arse

its a scam

tell them to send a bill

lol

That’s it seaside tell them pal

Tell them don’t you know who I am?!

Call charity with that bastard on the line

You are being scammed

not gonna pay a penny not going to pay a pound

VOXI FOXY MOXY

Offer them a pound a month

Free network taking advantage of vulnerable it illegal

Seaside please fart down the phone to them and say sniff that

Tell them to come raaaaand

Premium lines lol riff raff what are you wearing de lad?

:NCF:Tell them to come raaaaand

3 network is shit that's what I'm on. Internet signal is terrible

WOW DJI released a new mobile 7 gymbal

New gadget

WOW that’s lush David C

Wine night 🍷

Legend pal

It wine night

Could buy a months supply of b Curtis bacon for that

spag bol for tea ahhh lovely

They think they can see you coming a mile off my leeed

Bolushnaise

Big up David C another legend 💜

Am I recording

£400 pand, no chance

cooking the bologniese 4 times longer

it's time for a meal mark. your life is on the up with Helen Dee ladd 😜😜😊😊👍

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