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| 0 | Get in mark mate |
| 0 | Big game Sunday |
| 1 | morning mark! |
| 2 | Local |
| 2 | No worries |
| 0 | Champions league draw is brilliant |
| 2 | Good idea |
| 3 | afternoon de lads |
| 1 | good to see you back and in such good spirits! |
| 1 | got to stay positive |
| 4 | we all the way and we lush |
| 3 | good attitude de lid |
| 4 | let's get a few jars down us man it's Friday and it's lush |
| 4 | let's enjoy life |
| 4 | well you only get one life |
| 2 | Yep |
| 5 | This Is what we want |
| 3 | every day we're above ground is a great day |
| 3 | football tonight, don't forget to sort your fantasy team out |
| 4 | get in |
| 3 | get in |
| 2 | Is Ed still around |
| 6 | just had some streaky bacon on a tiger roll bro |
| 4 | top fellas |
| 4 | top fellas all round |
| 7 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 0 | BARB TWIGGYS ere |
| 2 | Indeed |
| 8 | Get in seaside |
| 2 | She on probation |
| 5 | She not well |
| 2 | Long time no Monsoon take away |
| 1 | bet you smell amazing after a shower |
| 3 | Monsoons top indian |
| 2 | Yep |
| 9 | Good afternoon seaside. Enjoy |
| 2 | It’s very misunderstood |
| 9 | Good lad. Positivity all the way. |
| 6 | rick steins 50 th aniversery hes doing 1970s prices 2.80 for a lobster in butter |
| 2 | 2 jumpers? |
| 5 | Spend |
| 5 | Every day |
| 10 | Fuck rickstien ruined Cornwall.alrite mark lad |
| 5 | Mark heg |
| 5 | Ives |
| 11 | thought you was having time off youtube |
| 11 | oh ok |
| 12 | mark get in my son |
| 12 | top lad |
| 10 | How was that steak you had at Nottingham |
| 3 | macon macon |
| 12 | mark top bill payer on youtube |
| 12 | mark not in debt |
| 13 | Few jars today Dee Lad? Bishops Finger sniff that.. |
| 12 | mark always pays bills |
| 12 | it so lush |
| 14 | Impossible |
| 3 | get the green wig on de lad |
| 12 | 10 beers and green wig |
| 15 | get in de lad |
| 14 | 🤜🤛 |
| 12 | time for sandford lane, green wig, loud music, and lots of beer |
| 12 | time to get steaming |
| 3 | top fellas all round |
| 3 | trolls fuming |
| 13 | Get in there dee lad!! |
| 16 | Did 3 give you a ruducer de lad |
| 10 | How was that steak you had, looked bostin |
| 12 | trolls very depressed in life right now |
| 3 | trolls having cold water pot noodle for lunch |
| 10 | Write it down |
| 3 | use biometric lid |
| 17 | Get in it’s RAPseed bacon mutty times all the wayyy n it’s lush de laaats 🥓 it”ll always be lush |
| 3 | rfk going to free the UK from seed oils and bug pasta, simple as |
| 17 | Everyday we above ground is a great,great day Mark buddy 👍 |
| 3 | karaoke coming on strong |
| 17 | @Frankie get in fella 👋 trolls scraping about with there heron spam fritters and corned beef 😂 |
| 18 | There’s always something in it for Mark, so get in |
| 3 | get in Ian |
| 1 | got to make the most of it! |
| 17 | Bacon n RAPseed oil butter might not be for you…but it’s guna BE FA MEeee |
| 19 | Hi pal |
| 3 | council funeral |
| 19 | See a few of your holiday videos looks like you had a great time |
| 3 | not having a brew with lunch de lad? |
| 19 | Sunny in Turkey atm mark but windy |
| 20 | you can't go wrong with brown sauce delad |
| 20 | we all have shitty days delad 1 day at a time delad |
| 19 | Mark trump wants his jumper back |
| 3 | c'est la vie de led |
| 17 | 🤣 |
| 17 | Getaysen down to as-DA for a basket full of cream cakes on Friiiddeeyyy 🤤 get um down ya 🍩 |
| 4 | it lush |
| 3 | corr get it down ya boy |
| 12 | bacon beer bets bookies birds bitches |
| 12 | bbbb curtis all the way |
| 17 | N budgerigards 😂 |
| 21 | dont say that |
| 12 | butchers bookies bets birds bacon budgies |
| 12 | ian 😀 |
| 17 | loool 🤣 |
| 12 | UP THE LABOUR. top tier kier 👍 |
| 17 | Seriously 😳 🤣 |
| 3 | 😅 |
| 22 | I thought you were taking a break from social media de lad |
| 12 | 36 hours off de lad. and normal service resumes @99 Bananas |
| 12 | zensky 😀 haha |
| 22 | You took a longer break after you snapped the MacBook |
| 12 | up the zenski |
| 12 | top fella |
| 22 | Get in fox |
| 12 | 👍 |
| 3 | top fella don't need elections cos he'd win anyway |
| 12 | too right franko |
| 12 | bacon 4x more crispy |
| 3 | same with labour and the local elections |
| 17 | Crooked party n corrupt MPs can all do one🤣 |
| 12 | zarah sultana called nigels farages reform party the same as thw bnp and national front. a racist party of white supremist public school boys |
| 23 | Seaside legend |
| 23 | Hope you are Ok Mark |
| 3 | if mark doesn't vote then nor will the seaside army simple as |
| 3 | conscription? hidden disability de lad, can't eat Ukrainian tendies |
| 12 | lizz truss controlling the sun mate |
| 12 | it not nice |
| 12 | she putting clouds in sky |
| 3 | david icke n mark know the score |
| 24 | Hey dedfox de lad |
| 12 | mark has the same iq as stephen hawkins, he is a true intelect and is up to date on current world events |
| 24 | Mark are you back on the pork |
| 3 | earth is flat and hollow |
| 12 | get in benjamin mate. ive been off drink for a while again now, but had some strong urges yesterday, but stopped myself from buying any drink. @Benjamin |
| 3 | well done dedfox lid |
| 12 | thanks frankie de lad |
| 24 | Good on ya . I need a break from it. Every week since October I’ve had - drink multiple times a week |
| 12 | how many units each week benjamin? |
| 3 | one day at a time benji |
| 24 | My sister is 33 with terminal cancer mark. Gotta appreciate life |
| 24 | Most weeks under 20 but since Xmas it’s been like 30 most weeks |
| 3 | that's brutal sorry benji lid |
| 12 | certain processed foods, lots of refined sugary snacks, help cancer cells to grow |
| 12 | fix diet = fix health |
| 3 | arla ❌ |
| 12 | Drinking 30 units of alcohol per week is considered high risk and could lead to serious health problems. What does 30 units mean? 30 units is roughly equivalent to one bottle of vodka, three |
| 12 | bottles of wine, or 12 pints of beer |
| 12 | yes mark |
| 24 | Yeah it’s a 700ml bottle of vodka worth of alcohol drank over 3 nights |
| 12 | even our chickens, they pump them full of shit |
| 12 | hormones |
| 12 | weird af |
| 12 | dont buy supermarket meats/chickens/lambs |
| 12 | go to propper butchers |
| 25 | Get in there de led. Shop local is the best way. |
| 3 | agree dedfox but it's not the easiest thing to do |
| 24 | I am a sucker for processed foods |
| 12 | true because lots of people cant afford it frankie |
| 3 | have to order online from proper butchers |
| 12 | its a vicious circle |
| 24 | At work I will have a McDonald’s. Break fast every day |
| 24 | Sausage egg muffin and coffee for 2 quid it’s cheap |
| 12 | sugar the most addictive drug on planet, yet its all fully legal |
| 12 | its worse than alcohol |
| 3 | neeed a decent vitamin and supplements stack too |
| 24 | Sugar is my worse thing I eat loads |
| 24 | Sugar and booze |
| 12 | i just ate 3 wagon wheels for breakfast, now i feel down |
| 12 | like a crash |
| 12 | yeah mark, it causes so much inflamation in the body |
| 12 | inflammation |
| 3 | arthur rye tiss |
| 24 | I am gonna try getting off the booze for a while . Gotta drink what I have left next week. Then don’t buy more |
| 12 | you did it before mate, you can do it again, i remember me and you did like over 100 days i think it was @Benjamin |
| 24 | Yeah I did it before . 106 days all summer |
| 24 | Mark your not too far gone |
| 3 | never too late de lad |
| 12 | cant teach old dogs new tricks mark, but you can with a lot of wilpower |
| 12 | exactly benjamin, and you felt good doing it right? just try to remember that feeling |
| 12 | you had in those 106 days |
| 24 | I’ve got some cheesecake in fridge lol |
| 25 | Summer time coming up so some good hiking will help burn those calories de led. |
| 3 | fink I am hazel |
| 24 | Yeah but that attitude is wrong mark bad logic |
| 12 | i love hazel |
| 24 | I watch eastenders at work and everything is about the pub and a drink |
| 12 | government want people addicted to drink, cigs, gambling, and junk food, its a trillion pounds industry |
| 25 | Pubs are great places de led. |
| 3 | eggsactly dedfox |
| 1 | I did dry January and now getting drunk doesn't seem great to me you feel awful the next day and it costs a lot of money |
| 25 | Can't beat a lovely pint |
| 1 | I have the occasional drink tho |
| 24 | I love a beer but do I need to drink beer 3 days a week? |
| 12 | yeah mark 100% bang on |
| 12 | and once your tipsy, you end up gambling more, taking more risk |
| 12 | thats what tim is addicted to, i hope he gets help mate, gambling has consumed his life |
| 3 | slots are mad |
| 12 | some people are addicted to sex or masturbation |
| 12 | serial killers addicted to murdering |
| 26 | Praise Jesus drink beer |
| 3 | at least there's "skill" with horses |
| 24 | Riffraff is addicted to marks old videos |
| 12 | mark top wanker 😀 haha |
| 12 | 8===D |
| 12 | mark you hold record for most wanks |
| 26 | Fantastic wanker he’s great |
| 24 | lol mark could write a course on wanking |
| 12 | 9000 |
| 27 | Hi Mr Marks |
| 3 | over 9000s! |
| 24 | Polish the pencil |
| 12 | thats why your right arm is massive mate |
| 12 | 😀 |
| 26 | Massive wanker one of the best we love him |
| 3 | seaside goon army |
| 24 | lol this is funny as fuck |
| 24 | How’s your eyesight mark put your classes on |
| 12 | yeah they used to say, wanking makes youi blind, and sitting too close to tv gives you square eyes |
| 12 | mark thats why you wear glasses 😀 |
| 12 | haha |
| 26 | Massive cum jar |
| 26 | :NCF:Massive cum jar |
| 25 | Arms like Popeye de led |
| 12 | mark summer will be here soon, the warm weather will help your fingers and muscles |
| 12 | nice sunshine |
| 28 | mark likes a big lawn |
| 24 | I would love to come down to swanage |
| 26 | It be hot soon Joe |
| 24 | Long way |
| 1 | I want to meet up with mark one day take him for a pint and buy him a ps5 |
| 12 | banging the bottle, boom box, swanage robin, ron the seal |
| 12 | yes ps5 all the wayy snap |
| 12 | road to masters |
| 12 | dakar rally |
| 12 | robocop |
| 24 | I’m on my ps5 now |
| 26 | Are u taking me Mark that would be great |
| 12 | what games do you play benjamin? |
| 24 | Call of duty |
| 26 | Id really like a day in swanage |
| 12 | no more than 20 pints, see how you feel de lad |
| 29 | get in dee lads |
| 24 | I had 4 beers last night , 3 lagers and a double ipa |
| 29 | finally bacon bacon mutty times again |
| 10 | I've got yesterday's Chinese today |
| 12 | indian pale ale all the way |
| 24 | 8 percent the IPA I drank |
| 1 | ignore the trolls ATM mark they're evil kicking you when you're down |
| 29 | get in mark |
| 24 | Trolls are boring |
| 12 | your making me want to get back on it |
| 29 | how ya doing fella? |
| 12 | i got to fight off the demons |
| 24 | We are just here to have a laugh |
| 12 | cya mark mate |
| 12 | take care pal |
| 30 | get in there mark |
| 30 | bacon butty time |
| 12 | your brain running 200mph |
| 24 | Go to swanage mark |
| 12 | needs to slow it down |
| 10 | cod all the way |
| 12 | call of dxuty |
| 12 | is lush |
| 12 | and i mean lush |
| 7 | 0*0 |