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| 0 | salaam de lad |
| 0 | hope well buddy |
| 1 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 0 | nice and easy pal, no pressure, no stress |
| 2 | It lbc posh |
| 3 | Proper log fire de lad it posh |
| 4 | goooood morning de lads |
| 4 | oh it's lush |
| 2 | Seaside is doing a ryse-style sleeping stream |
| 3 | It takes a lot out of you this working for google. |
| 2 | Morning de lats morning de lats |
| 5 | mark can we get a finance check ? |
| 2 | Waitrose and john er lewis posh |
| 3 | Saw dust sausages for breakfast |
| 5 | there's no point in working mark when other people can go out to work so we can lay in bed and relax 💙 |
| 6 | lol get in mark |
| 6 | Looking comfy that is lush |
| 7 | get in guys |
| 5 | benefits = the best life 😉 4x less stress and loads of free money each month. life good for us de lad |
| 7 | it's a posh day today and I mean posh |
| 5 | TMAU golden ticket 🎫 |
| 8 | happyplotter agreed, just got back from night shift, cold and fridge is empty. alright for some eh |
| 5 | ABC my fridge is full up de lad . Thanks very much for working so we don't have to . got steak for dinner tonight so thanks for working 👍 and paying for it all |
| 9 | WOW! A BED UPDATE. CAN WE GET A FINANCE CHECK? |
| 9 | 5 YES AND £20 |
| 8 | haha enjoy brother |
| 6 | lol brilliant |
| 7 | it so lush out there today guys |
| 7 | beaches and benches weather |
| 7 | bag of beer today |
| 5 | full fridge , rent paid , 2k a month free money , free travel pass free dentist free medication. it's all on for free for me de lads . all on the British worker . it's absolutely lush ! |
| 2 | Pork is back on the menu |
| 6 | Lovely dancing |
| 7 | frozen bread all the way |
| 9 | SOURDOUGH BREAD LAD? |
| 7 | I like my bread a little bit colder |
| 9 | FINANCE CHECK FINANCE CHECK FINANCE CHECK |
| 2 | Losing some weight before the summer |
| 10 | morning de laaaaaaads |
| 7 | seaside six-pack coming on strong |
| 11 | That’s luvvly that is |
| 2 | She ascended de lad |
| 6 | Mark are you still subscribed to the wondering turnip |
| 12 | Alright my ledd |
| 11 | Yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,…📲 |
| 6 | I remember last year you was going to get yourself a north face puffer jacket. Would of looked smart mate |
| 2 | Nice biscuits |
| 11 | It’s garibaldis alll the waaayyy they’re posh 😂 |
| 2 | Malted milks are lovely |
| 0 | you on the drink today mark? |
| 6 | LOL 🤣🤣🤣 |
| 7 | posh biscuits all the way |
| 6 | That’s not her mark |
| 0 | she loosk well different |
| 2 | Lol |
| 6 | That’s not her hahaha |
| 0 | american cosmic kitty |
| 6 | Amazing mate |
| 2 | Usa kitty |
| 0 | rough looking bird mate |
| 0 | lol |
| 6 | So that wasn’t her? |
| 0 | mark your helen is gorgeous de lad |
| 0 | you punching there |
| 0 | 👍 |
| 13 | That was Cosmic Pitty |
| 6 | Did Helen enjoy her birthday yesterday |
| 6 | Captain caveman 🤣 |
| 7 | liverpool on bt tonight mark so get in |
| 10 | back to bed for you my leed |
| 14 | Good morning seaside. I hope you’re ok. |
| 14 | 🤣🤣👍 |
| 10 | Mark captain raveman of the 90s |
| 5 | how's she getting on at Poole hospital mark ? don't worry I'm keeping it private my lad keeping it private 👍 |
| 2 | Haha |
| 14 | Ha ha. |
| 6 | Brilliant |
| 6 | Come round 😂😂 |
| 7 | come raaaand |
| 2 | Catch the pigeon nowwwww |
| 15 | How’s you seaside brother |
| 5 | don't worry mate inheritance check coming on strong 🙏😉 |
| 6 | Tony Soprano was a top fella |
| 10 | summer soon de lid |
| 16 | Morning mark mate |
| 15 | 51 is the new 21 seaside |
| 6 | My favourite in the Sopranos was Paulie. Paulie was so funny |
| 10 | James had like 10 margaritas and 15 shrimp cocktails the day he died |
| 10 | that's grim |
| 10 | they'd barely get anything for it too. hard to resell without papers |
| 5 | well he didn't need it anymore x cex needed it for a cash injection |
| 10 | in Japan you can fall asleep drunk in the street and you'll wake up with all your belongings |
| 6 | Sopranos is the best series ever |
| 10 | Cambridge weight plan for you my lad |
| 10 | Get on the Ozempic |
| 2 | Eggsactly |
| 10 | no carbs before marbs |
| 17 | it is what it is Mark.. One day we will all going to die.. no one is forever my lad.. |
| 18 | enjoy it while you can mark, its posh |
| 10 | fresh started for you lid |
| 5 | mark you gotta get Ellen pregnant my lad . time running out de lad |
| 10 | only organic smoothies |
| 2 | Live off eggs meat and fruit |
| 18 | quit the alcohol, pots of tea and sparkling water dee lads |
| 17 | Mark my lad.. If anythings happens to you, have you got any funeral plan? |
| 10 | your spirit will live on in the seaside army de lad |
| 5 | you would have been a good dad though 👍 bless ya seaside 🩵 |
| 6 | Funerals are too expensive they a rip off |
| 10 | ssa will have a whip round |
| 10 | direct cremation is about a grand |
| 5 | DWP will pay for our funerals mate 👍 one final finger up to the working man 💪 |
| 17 | Mark I got plan pure cremation, cremation without a ceremony |
| 6 | Get back into hiking mate like you did at Thornford. Hiking videos were great |
| 10 | aye get walking if you want to lose weight |
| 5 | no iPhones or M4 MacBook pros in the 90s mate . no cash injections from cex my lad |
| 17 | hiking in Wales.. Brecon beacon.. so beautiful place |
| 10 | 51 is the new 21, simple as |
| 5 | Amazon 5 monthly pay 👍 |
| 5 | iPhone 16e coming on strong 🤩 |
| 11 | Living the dream in a bespoke memory foam bed while trolls are shivering under a piss wet thru cardboard box 😂 |
| 10 | should get apple vision pro de lad. look well smart sat in spoons |
| 2 | Lol |
| 10 | bennie cuts coming in April lids |
| 6 | lol |
| 11 | Have I missed the double finance check de laaats? 🤦♂ 📱 |
| 10 | don't think we've had one yet |
| 6 | Them tubs of chocolates stacked up by the speaker lol |
| 10 | chocolates make 4x louder speakers even more 4x louder |
| 9 | HAVE I MISSED FINANCE CHECK?!? |
| 11 | @Guy in the grey suit…they’re absolutely cram packed with £50 notes 🤑for the dark nights 😂 |
| 11 | Me too @Seaside Thug 😔 i make the record of “yes” at 9 📲 |
| 2 | No more macdonalds for me de lads |
| 9 | 9 YES!!! WHAT AN EXPERIENCE |
| 10 | cutting it right down @Greavesy? |
| 2 | Eggsactly @frankie it boiled eggs and fruit all the way and that’s posh |
| 18 | starting fresh tomorrow |
| 9 | TAXPAYER MONEY GOING ON SEASIDEMARK TO LIE IN BED AND LISTEN TO RADIO. IT POSH |
| 10 | good man healthy living is lush |
| 7 | got to have a rest every now and then |
| 10 | MARK A GRAFTER HE DESERVES A REST |
| 6 | Brilliant haha |
| 10 | he's 51 |
| 7 | guy in the great suit spot on, sopranos all the way |
| 7 | and i mean all the way |
| 6 | And we have mark Edwards reform MP from Wareham |
| 7 | MAKE WAREHAM GREAT AGAIN |
| 0 | TOP TIER KEIR, VOTE LABOUR |
| 6 | Mark in politics would be class |
| 5 | guys I'm 22 stone on maximum benefits rent paid 2k money each month free medication free pip car free dentist. I just sleep all day with takeaways and chocolate it's absolutely lush ! |
| 6 | Turning up to meetings in orange Bournemouth shorts and rab c Nesbit vest |
| 1 | 2*3*l80weR5aZ3gqnmxho3N9GA |
| 1 | 2*3*l80weR5aZ3gqnmxho3N9GA |
| 7 | benefit fraud all the wag |
| 10 | get in Grey the trolls don't stand a chance |
| 18 | mark needs to sleep in on wednesday morning to conserve his energy |
| 6 | He was asking for it |
| 6 | He’s obviously here to troll mark |
| 0 | riff rats sending a lot of trolls in today |
| 0 | but they dont stand a chance |
| 6 | Eggsactly dedfox |
| 18 | trolls fuming |
| 11 | We need a 24hr bed cam setting up for the dark nights when Ellen stops de laaats let’s have a whip round eh 😜 |
| 0 | too right ian, nice bit of wanking material |
| 0 | 👍 |
| 0 | skint = easy and relaxed mark |
| 11 | Absolutely m8,she’s posh and lush |
| 6 | lol |
| 10 | GET YOUR YES AND £ GUESSES IN DE LAAAAADA |
| 11 | It”ll always be posh 😂 29brick de laaats so get-in |
| 0 | mark you dont need money, you live within your means, you got food on the meter, electric in cupboards, head over roof |
| 18 | eggsacatly mark |
| 11 | N a freezer full a cupboards 😆 |
| 0 | lmao |
| 0 | SNIFF THAT MARK |
| 0 | SNIFF THE FISHY SHIT |
| 0 | IT LUSH |
| 11 | Great speech +1 |
| 0 | +1 |
| 18 | +1 |
| 10 | they don't let you wash your arse in the sink in an office, not right |
| 11 | In stitches here hahaha 🤣 |
| 10 | Mark tried to do litter picking and they wouldn't let him :( |
| 0 | enzymes |
| 0 | bacteria |
| 0 | eggs |
| 0 | not nice |
| 11 | These multibillion pound companies discriminate by having no sink in the loos and no fluffy towels de laaats 😞 |
| 6 | Mark can fill a room up in 10 minutes guys |
| 11 | They need to CATER for the hidden disabilities |
| 10 | can't tease us with a finance check lad |
| 0 | very true, just like they cater for minorities, religious people etc, they should do the same for people with TMAU |
| 11 | Also,they even put plastic in the microwave polluting the planet🥹 |
| 0 | its a very serious disability |
| 11 | …and misunderstood |
| 18 | beaches and thebenches |
| 10 | eggsactly dedfox. multifaith room but no multistench room? not right |
| 0 | lmao too right frankie mate, lets write a letter to starmer |
| 11 | 100000+ signatures to Wareham local Mp should suffice to improve the public toilets and hotel rooms 💩 |
| 0 | seaside plumbing services |
| 0 | making your house stink of shit |
| 10 | you've had a few jobs de lad |
| 19 | Get in Mark de liiid |
| 10 | you were a bus driver |
| 6 | Quality mate you are entitled |
| 6 | Eggsactly mark |
| 10 | ten grand suit 😂 |
| 11 | U never asked to be born 🤷♂ |
| 10 | not right lad |
| 19 | Mark i’m running low on tiktok content can you go get a haircut or a blood test lad |
| 11 | 😝 |
| 20 | Let's get a violin out |
| 18 | tmau de lad |
| 1 | 2*3*OpS2ul9Rt1cjH_dP_AZ75g |
| 1 | 2*3*OpS2ul9Rt1cjH_dP_AZ75g |
| 10 | need to relax lad think of your health, lighten the mood with a finance check |
| 11 | Absolutely dieing here with laughter 🤣 great stream 👌 |
| 6 | Trolls not allowed |
| 7 | shout out to sheffield university |
| 6 | Mark is entitled end of |
| 7 | top fellas |
| 18 | relax mark, have a bitter shandy or 2 |
| 10 | trolls fuming and not entitled to claim |
| 11 | Get yasen 10 handstands just to keep the SVT at bay |
| 7 | it's misunderstood |
| 11 | And very unpleasant |
| 7 | get in |
| 10 | hear hear! |
| 6 | Don’t like it…..tough. lol |
| 7 | trolls fuming cos they can't get benefits |
| 10 | Mark the og patriotic millionaire |
| 7 | donald trump's gonna cut it right down |
| 10 | give a lot more than that to Ukraine de lad |
| 11 | Trolls freezing in there damp riddled housewares with primark 1.5 tog quilt while seaside is laying with cashmere 13.5tog bespoke duvet…it’s posh 😂 |
| 10 | Mark needs to be in charge of the budget. imagine a finance check but for the entire UK |
| 10 | Mark the chance cellar of the X checker |
| 7 | Sheffield University know their stuff |
| 7 | it's posh and i mean posh |
| 21 | morning mark Dee ladd 😜😜👍 |
| 7 | don't forget you been volunteering as well |
| 10 | can't spell University Accredited without universal credit, simple as |
| 10 | eggsactly mark |
| 10 | finance check time? |
| 22 | 👀 |
| 10 | get in |
| 10 | top fella |
| 22 | 😭 |
| 11 | 29 brick de laaats |
| 10 | enough for a couple sausage rolls de lad |
| 2 | That’s posh |
| 10 | need a money clip de lad |
| 22 | Think bedroom needs a clean 👀 |
| 10 | Mark is the elite human capital vivek bangs on about |
| 11 | Trolls haven’t seen £240 in cash since Ronald Reagan passed 😂 |
| 23 | morning Mark |
| 21 | just chilling out watching TV 👍👍👍 |
| 7 | it's all the way and it's lush |
| 9 | JUST GOT BACK. DID I MISS A FINANCE CHECK??? |
| 10 | YES THUG :( |
| 9 | DWP STAFF WATCHING THIS LIVESTREAM AND FUMING AND I MEAN FUMING |
| 9 | HOW MANY YES AND HOW MUCH MONEY??? |
| 10 | I MISSED THE YESES SO CANNOT CONFIRM. BUT £6 IN BANK AND £240 IN CASH NOTES |
| 0 | mark you will have to get out of bed soon mate, you will end up getting bed sores |
| 9 | DEFINITELY ENOUGH MONEY FOR A FEW JARS AT WETHERSPOONS AND SANDFORD LANE |
| 10 | he's cutting it right down de lad |
| 10 | needs to lose 4 stone |
| 2 | Lol |
| 10 | seaside saviour |
| 24 | alright champ |
| 24 | gan mek another Datsun |
| 24 | exciting times Mark, this could be the year that changes your whole outlook on life - forever! |
| 24 | (you have inspired me how you are dealing with your grief) Bless you Brother |
| 25 | spiritual minded |
| 10 | very spiritual minded |
| 25 | sick in a good way |
| 2 | Now we have filth like love island and naked attraction |
| 24 | he is wearing that get-up must be legit |
| 24 | so many famous actors / singers have an unusally young relative die! |
| 2 | Amen it spiritual |
| 24 | if someone dosen't know that good and evil is real, i dont know what to tell them. and this is the prince of darkness's realm |
| 25 | isnt this AI generated fake stuff? |
| 24 | well aye |
| 24 | buy organic butter me lids |
| 24 | and swearve the rap seeds |
| 24 | elfy flora innit |
| 25 | fake voice again.... |
| 26 | Why you watching all this garbage mark |
| 24 | nukes are bogus |
| 26 | Stop rotting ya brain |
| 25 | Mark stop watching brainrot |
| 24 | energy weapons though, f'k |
| 25 | you brain smooth enough |
| 25 | u dont need more smoothing |
| 10 | yeah mark this is not good content for us or you 😂 |
| 24 | take that? |
| 24 | iis that our Gal? |
| 27 | Mark this is very depressing |
| 10 | its pure 2012 youtube slop innit. proper nibiru vibes |
| 24 | Mark we still obove ground, no wood noise on my elbows this moring! |
| 24 | absolutly! |
| 10 | this is absolute nonsense |
| 25 | eggsactly |
| 7 | I'm having a few jaaaars |
| 25 | it stopped eorking lol |
| 10 | 5g is on for freeeeeee |
| 4 | 5g is lush dee lads |
| 4 | the radiation kills illnesses and worms |
| 28 | its posh |
| 7 | no playing hazel today |
| 24 | i'd wake up cawld AF, that duvet is a summer one |
| 24 | watching panto will twist ya mellon |
| 24 | TVAM roland Rat was good |
| 24 | this is just to scare the elderly |
| 24 | ''well i was out first thing picking litter down at sandford lane, when i seen this big man approach my in a flourescent jacket and flat cap'' |
| 10 | some serious chilling going on this morning |
| 29 | Does it move? |
| 2 | A mid week lie in for seaside |
| 10 | must be getting peckish |
| 25 | is he resting before Sandford Lane? |
| 27 | What happened to Swanage |
| 29 | That bald patch is coming on Mark |
| 27 | Beaches and benches |
| 2 | I off to shops for some eggs and fruit elfy all the way |
| 30 | Take it easy Mark, it's hard work on benefits |
| 18 | no more haircuts me lid |
| 27 | Not going Swanage today? |
| 0 | mark time to get out of bed now mate, your gonna get bedsores |
| 7 | that is lovely that is |
| 7 | nothing wrong with chilling every now and then guys |
| 0 | mark is celebrating ramadan by fasting |
| 31 | morning mark |
| 16 | What an experience |
| 32 | morning Mark my lad |
| 32 | get in there dedfox top fella |
| 16 | Take care mate |
| 0 | corey top fella |
| 0 | get in my son |
| 1 | 0*2 |