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| 0 | get in dee lid |
| 1 | :elbowcough: |
| 1 | mark it gonna be great summer pal. the beer is flowing |
| 1 | nice hot day |
| 2 | Another lush day above ground. |
| 1 | mark can we get big shout out to baz the barber |
| 3 | Get in!!!! |
| 3 | This is lush |
| 4 | alright son |
| 5 | Get in mark x |
| 3 | Shout out to B Curtis and Roger Wilkins |
| 1 | tommy razzle. top fella |
| 6 | got me greggs lunch, got me brew and mark stream is lush |
| 1 | Me: Do you remember Tommy Razzle? Grandad: Oh young Razzle - used to have that dog? Me: Yeah, that's right - well he's married her now. |
| 5 | Weather is so nice today |
| 4 | where's mine mark lol |
| 3 | These are lively shoutouts |
| 3 | Shoutout to Phil Jones de lad |
| 2 | Greetings from Canada. |
| 5 | Who was the skinny guy ages ago who lost 20k from Bristol |
| 4 | cheers mate |
| 1 | betty rubbles de lad |
| 6 | slim goona |
| 5 | Clinton James |
| 7 | big up mark |
| 3 | Swanage Robin |
| 5 | Patel’s |
| 8 | Get in |
| 1 | 48 bottles of beer mate |
| 5 | Seaside dark |
| 1 | it lush |
| 1 | EASY MONEY DE LAD |
| 1 | :p |
| 5 | You need at least 150 bottles for the next two months |
| 3 | Shout out to Riff ratz. Rat at tat |
| 5 | This beer is actually good for you |
| 1 | mark is a top drinker in the drinking community, he can easily drink 50 bottles in one evening. it lush |
| 9 | get in seaside laddddd |
| 9 | we meet up |
| 6 | we're drinking on fridayyyy |
| 3 | I’m having a few beers de lads. Going down the pub now. No work tomorrow. Get in. |
| 9 | yeh man |
| 1 | i miss those 2p machines |
| 10 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 1 | have a good one tommy pal @Tommyrazzle |
| 11 | Mark Top fella hope well mate everyday we above ground a great day |
| 9 | yeh |
| 12 | hey mark |
| 9 | still cleaning up mark |
| 9 | we be down Bournemouth July lad |
| 13 | 21 Again |
| 1 | 51 years old and looking fitter than a butchers dog |
| 3 | Cheers dedfox my leeeed. |
| 3 | Dedfox. Are you still going ok with the no beers? |
| 1 | yeah tommy pal, i relapsed a few months back, but havent drank a drop for the last 35 days 👍 |
| 13 | 51 and Sulphite Free |
| 1 | i been on cups of tea |
| 1 | each day |
| 14 | lets get 10 pints inn |
| 9 | vanillier done shit de lad grandnational. found online bet I did on tiger roll back in 2021.. 50 on the nose for 496 return |
| 3 | Tea is lush. 4 times bedda |
| 15 | Mate shout out to Adrian and Sarah you met them on the open bus on the isle of wight |
| 9 | jad I am maximus aswepp |
| 14 | crack bockle open |
| 7 | How is Helen doing |
| 9 | second |
| 9 | mullins all the way |
| 9 | yeh defo de lad |
| 9 | flats normally the first second favourites ent they de lad |
| 15 | Ryan moore allll the way |
| 16 | There’s always something in it for Mark |
| 3 | Ryan Moore gets all the best horses and shags all the stable girls |
| 3 | Mark. Have a few beers. Tomorrow night never happen |
| 3 | Have tomorrows beers today |
| 17 | How do you cope with no bookies mark? Do you ever be tempted to go back? |
| 18 | Mark ya legend moving to Cornwall it’s the place to be 🎶 |
| 3 | Can’t wait for cerne Abbas delivery. Bockle count! |
| 3 | You need a fresh batch my lad |
| 19 | Seaside |
| 20 | Hi seaside |
| 18 | Mark loves the seaside |
| 21 | @seasideMARK Whats your address |
| 21 | I wanna send u a parcel :D |
| 20 | Cerne Abbas is the best ale |
| 22 | hey hun xx |
| 19 | Get them raybans out |
| 18 | Moving to Cornwall it’s the place to be moving to Cornwall 🎶 |
| 23 | you drinking today? |
| 24 | It lush mark |
| 19 | Few beers won't hurt |
| 2 | Drinking on a Thursday? |
| 24 | Mark when does Whimpys open? |
| 18 | Watching the rangers game mark? |
| 19 | Up the villa 😂 |
| 24 | Looks lush and posh |
| 19 | Mark follow Josh Woaks please bud good lad he is |
| 18 | And it’s lush |
| 24 | Mark you should get sour dough no bloating or sugars |
| 20 | Get in dee lads. |
| 3 | Mark. Be careful that the debt collectors don’t dress up as cerne Abbas delivery guy. |
| 25 | lush |
| 25 | Cerne Abbas all de way de lid |
| 3 | No sulphates for you my leeeeeed |
| 3 | Home made garlic bread with a beef lezann |
| 26 | One beer only |
| 27 | moving to cornwall it meant to be🎶 |
| 3 | 4 or 5 beers only. Maybe 6 |
| 3 | Moving to Cornwall. This is my dream. It’s meant to be… |
| 24 | Mark it special occasion |
| 27 | it lush outside get it down ya |
| 28 | happy thursday it mint |
| 3 | Mark. I’m going to the pub. Do a live drinking update??? |
| 24 | It Sadio Mane birthday |
| 27 | 4x garlic 4x lush |
| 2 | Dealing with Helen sounds like a gamble. |
| 24 | Mark Jurassic coast is lush |
| 25 | no sulphates |
| 29 | No hangovers from cerne Abbas either buddy |
| 29 | Ryan Moore for 3k was lush mark |
| 30 | oh this is lush |
| 26 | No hangovers cos no sulphates |
| 30 | where my spanner gone, this is benjamin |
| 31 | Just to confirm BJB is me |
| 32 | wow |
| 32 | playing hazel today |
| 30 | exta garlic |
| 25 | you can't open an account at Couts with a poin coin, mate |
| 25 | Couts bank |
| 26 | Smelling of shit ✅ smelling of fish ✅ smelling of garlic ✅ |
| 25 | family got coutts bank account |
| 27 | all you need |
| 33 | 11 items,11 brick in the bank,11 bockles of Cerne Abbas coming and 11 yeses on the finance check so get in |
| 30 | 140 quid cerne abbas, that gives you what about 40 bokkles of beer |
| 26 | I missed the finance check. Was it 4x more lush? |
| 33 | It was 11 exclusive fist pump yes’es 🤙 |
| 32 | I had a garden fire but it was about 7pm |
| 32 | no good lighting fires midday it dangerous |
| 27 | 40 bokkles of beer on sglprogaming |
| 26 | I miss 'it's a Jenny'. Now it's 'yes, yes, yes, yes.' |
| 32 | yeah true if I had one it would be at night |
| 33 | Yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes 😆📲 |
| 25 | better than giving it to the bookies |
| 33 | Plenty of cooking n pot washing today de laaats 😆 |
| 33 | That’s four times more garlic 😧 |
| 25 | Garlic bread from Coutts bank |
| 24 | Mark it lush |
| 33 | …if I sweat more,I stink more🙃 |
| 30 | i might go out, sun is shining, i am on my own until 4 |
| 24 | Mark you going up market? |
| 24 | Like my garlic bread cooked a liddl. Bit longa |
| 30 | this is proper italian coooking |
| 27 | BJB bag of beer de lad |
| 33 | Cleans all ya pipes out garlic does de laaats n it”ll always be lush 🧄 |
| 34 | Nice one |
| 30 | no drinkng for me TERN, I am 12 hours sober now, lol |
| 34 | Top fellas in the chat |
| 33 | I guess he’s not drinking on Fursday 😂 |
| 35 | Mark I send via postal address the Krispy Kreme vouchers, you can use Krispy Kreme vouchers in Bournemouth branch.. |
| 33 | @Guyinthegreysuit get in fella |
| 34 | Will Forest get champions league football Mark? |
| 31 | Mark BJB is me if you could spanner my laptop account up de lad |
| 24 | Mark is that just a snack? |
| 30 | I am Benjamins laptop |
| 32 | lovely donuts |
| 25 | dip yer bread de lad |
| 27 | sandford lane tomorrow? |
| 32 | doughnut time doughnut time doughnut doughnut doughnut time |
| 30 | it lush |
| 24 | Mark any fresh lemon cake 🍰 |
| 25 | friday night tunes de lad |
| 30 | cheers mark |
| 25 | subwoofer all the way de lad |
| 36 | Afternoon mark I just had a lush cottage pie 🥧 |
| 33 | What’s the address Mark for the big birthday next week pal? Wanna send ya gift 🎁 |
| 30 | dont put plastic in a microwave, wha tyou think hes a fuckin idiot? |
| 37 | get in de lads |
| 36 | Greavesy whats happened to pj? |
| 33 | 😂 |
| 30 | soon find out mark |
| 36 | That will be fine mark |
| 32 | no idea probably moaning about some women |
| 36 | 😂 |
| 36 | Your joking |
| 27 | 😂 |
| 38 | Make sure it’s safe |
| 36 | 💯 greavesy |
| 27 | whats going on ere t hen |
| 38 | De leeeeeeed |
| 32 | going out with a BANG |
| 36 | I’m getting drunk tomorrow |
| 36 | In the evening |
| 33 | …if I sweat more,I stink more |
| 36 | I’ve not heard from George boz in a long time is he keeping well? |
| 2 | SeasideSPARK. |
| 32 | should say underneath |
| 10 | 2*6*ChwKGkNJZV8yZUNfell3REZXNFAxZ0FkNDFBTElR |
| 10 | 2*6*ChwKGkNKWHlfZVNfell3REZkZ1ExZ0FkeTRjVmx3 |
| 32 | oops |
| 39 | its the gold edge sparking |
| 24 | Yes the lush |
| 24 | MARK THEY GOOD PLATES |
| 32 | probably not then |
| 2 | It means it shouldn’t be in there, Mark. |
| 24 | It probably has mercury in it |
| 27 | 😂 |
| 24 | It has mercury in the paint |
| 27 | extra lush probably |
| 2 | You should probably get some uranium glass plates; they’re safer. |
| 39 | mercury ya plank |
| 25 | friday night rave |
| 40 | Afternoon Mark 😀 |
| 24 | Because the government is spending 12 million a day on hotel bills. 💵 |
| 36 | Builders bum |
| 25 | nice weather for it - get some choons on de lad |
| 36 | David c you government spend 30 billion a year on Israel 😂 |
| 36 | MAGA |
| 36 | It might be for u but it’s not for me mark |
| 3 | Is it a beef lezzan? |
| 2 | Give the sauce to the bookies. |
| 36 | Leave it out for the seagulls |
| 3 | Post the sauce through the postbox next door de lad? Share it |
| 32 | good idea |
| 3 | Have a few pints de lad |
| 27 | 6 pints only |
| 36 | Mark why don’t u go camping next to mongo man? |
| 10 | 2*4*ChwKGkNMZW53c0RCell3REZkZ1ExZ0FkeTRjVmx3 |
| 30 | have a refreshing glass of sparkling water mark, pointless having 1 beer |
| 36 | Nat g is going to his tent again tomorrow mark |
| 39 | :NCF:Just have a fucking beer if you want one |
| 25 | like mine cooked a little bit longer |
| 41 | Afternoon youtubers xx |
| 25 | corr sniff that |
| 42 | Nat g did Monty lick the box |
| 30 | i fancy some pasta now |
| 25 | is it cooked a little bit longer? |
| 42 | Seaside alll the way |
| 42 | It’s lush and I mean lush |
| 25 | lush garlic bread de leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed |
| 43 | Looks lush |
| 42 | Legend |
| 10 | 2*4*ChwKGkNOelk4Zl9Cell3REZaY3UxZ0FkVF84UUJn |
| 15 | have a pint mate just the 1 |
| 2 | What good is one when you can have two? |
| 32 | bottle blonde in Garden wil do you right |
| 10 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNZkt5WTdDell3REZkVVAxZ0FkSEYwWUlR |
| 42 | It’s lush and I mean lush so get in |
| 15 | cutting it right daaaarn it’s lush |
| 37 | One pint won't touch the sides |
| 42 | Get ther beer on seaside it’s nice wether |
| 15 | got to make the most of the nice weather have a drink |
| 42 | I’m steaming as a rocket |
| 36 | Greavesy did u get accepted on pip mate? |
| 15 | no plastic in the microwave for mark moi liiid |
| 42 | Everything is lush when it’s cooked a bit longer myyyy lidddddddd |
| 32 | yes lad |
| 36 | Nice greavesy is it tops rate? |
| 42 | Seaside legend |
| 42 | Get in |
| 2 | Beef lasagne in the microwave for eight minutes. Eatin’ ’ealthy! |
| 42 | Everyday we above ground is a grate day my liiddddddssss |
| 30 | keepin it privatttee |
| 42 | 21 o Friday mark my liddddddddd |
| 5 | Time for a beer mark it too nice to stay in |
| 36 | I’m trying to get limited capability to work greavesy I have ptsd and agraphobia havent been outside in 3 months hopefully I get it don’t know how it work |
| 42 | Summer is bere |
| 42 | Here* |
| 36 | Wow lush weather |
| 30 | wow and i mean wow |
| 36 | It’s cold wer I am |
| 25 | Yeovil on the bus |
| 26 | It's time for beaches and the benches |
| 30 | benches and the beaches and the beaches and the benches |
| 42 | Seaside you need to meet up with lemon |
| 42 | And have a few drinks |
| 27 | keeping it private 🤫🤫🤫 |
| 2 | It’s still snowing here. Might as well have a beer for those of us still fighting the winter blues. |
| 25 | daytripper to yeovil |
| 44 | You got big spot on your cheek |
| 36 | I live in Tynemouth |
| 15 | u going on holiday mate |
| 42 | Wether is lush beer is lush |
| 42 | Everybting is 4x lush when the suns out |
| 42 | Forget the fobtys seaside treat Helen instaid |
| 36 | I love a bet but I’m skint most of the time |
| 42 | spend it on Helen my lidddddd |
| 36 | Life better when ur not gambling mate |
| 30 | I just looked and wareham is 4.5 hours and 250 miles from me |
| 36 | I lost 20k in 2024 |
| 42 | Noo betting for seaside my liiidddddddd |
| 30 | looks lush |
| 37 | bon apple tea |
| 25 | bonna petit de lid |
| 25 | corr thats cooked a likkle bit longer |
| 30 | thats a lot of oil mark |
| 2 | 😚🤌 |
| 25 | get yerself to yeovil on the train |
| 26 | Seaside chef |
| 25 | some lovely pubs in yeovil |
| 42 | Beeers bench and bitches for 2025 seaside myyy liddddddddddd |
| 42 | It’s lush and I mean lush |
| 3 | If there’s one thing that a beef lezzan needs. Is more oil! |
| 42 | 4x lush |
| 42 | legend get in |
| 25 | corrr that looks lush |
| 42 | Having a McDonald’s my liddddddd |
| 3 | Sex noises are lush |
| 34 | Lovely beef lezzan needs some mush a rooms |
| 25 | corrr those slurping sounds are lush |
| 42 | Show the fooos my lidddd |
| 3 | Eggsactly guy in the grey one 😂 |
| 42 | Food* |
| 34 | Helen treating you well mate |
| 27 | just a little snack |
| 2 | When did biting into a piece of lasagna sound like someone eating an apple? |
| 34 | Get in tommy top fella |
| 42 | Helen a legend get in |
| 34 | I’m moving to Cornwall 🎧 |
| 3 | Get in guy in the grey suit. Lovely that is |
| 34 | Great fellas in the chat |
| 42 | Get in everyone |
| 34 | Elen looks after you it’s lush |
| 26 | Get in there Seaside Elen |
| 3 | Can’t wait for bocckle delivery de lads |
| 42 | Seaside is happy and it’s lush |
| 42 | 4x lush |
| 42 | So get in ther myyyyyyy liiiiiidddddds |
| 30 | i missed the idum check |
| 42 | Seaside YouTube legend |
| 42 | Trolls are fuming |
| 30 | m&s for you ma ladddd |
| 42 | Having a beer mark my liddd |
| 42 | Cheers |
| 27 | might as well |
| 30 | 1 pint is pointless |
| 30 | have zero pints today |
| 30 | helen is a good woman |
| 42 | Helen legend |
| 42 | Happy birthday my liiiddddddd |
| 30 | seasideHELEN |
| 24 | Is it lush? |
| 25 | cooked a little bit longer |
| 42 | there is nothing more lush then a Thursday afternoon stream from seaside |
| 42 | It’s lush and I mean lush |
| 25 | on the straight and narrow |
| 42 | So get in |
| 25 | no washing up for me my lad |
| 42 | Legend. You are my lidddddddddd |
| 27 | no plastic, no sulphites & no chemicals 🙅🏿 |
| 43 | Gunna stink tomorrow like a garlic kipper! |
| 43 | De lads! |
| 42 | Seaside alllllllll the way myyy liddddddssssdssssssss |
| 45 | DID I MISS A DRINKING UPDATE? |
| 46 | how many pints are you downing tomorrow? |
| 45 | WILLIE MULLINS WILL GET 1, 2 AND 3 DE LAD. LUMP ON |
| 37 | get one down ya boy |
| 30 | im not drinking on friday, saturday, sunday, monday, tuesday, gonna have 7 days off |
| 43 | Jars tomorrow and lump on Mullins de lad |
| 47 | wreck it all the wayyyy |
| 48 | Just poured myself a ice cold beer nothing more lush |
| 48 | Refreshing and delicious |
| 27 | STEAMING at sandford lane lush |
| 46 | get 2 pints in today |
| 48 | People at work stressing when they could be relaxing waiting for a lush beer delivery |
| 48 | People should work at Google |
| 34 | Being outside is great for mental wellbeing too |
| 34 | Better than being stuck indoors looking at 4 walls |
| 25 | working from home for google |
| 30 | cerne abbas should name a beer after mark |
| 48 | We appreciate your hard work producing content, you are basically a Producer, director, cinematographer all in one |
| 34 | Eggsactly |
| 10 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQV2dxX1RGell3REZYRVAxZ0FkVEx3bjl3 |
| 47 | put the moot on pal |
| 49 | Alight guys |
| 30 | if cerne abbas did a beer named after mark, what should the beer be called? |
| 49 | Sniff that |
| 50 | Everyday we above ground is a great day |
| 48 | Cerne Abbas - "Seaside Mark" launching soon |
| 25 | working for google |
| 32 | Seasidemark’s “Lush” beer |
| 30 | Cerne Abbas - Seaside Saviour |
| 49 | Sniff mark brewery |
| 50 | I’m RSPB member |
| 27 | sandford lane session ale |
| 25 | google employee of the month |
| 26 | Sniff That Real Ale by Seaside Mark |
| 51 | 4 times lush |
| 48 | Legless Jester the nicest Cerne beer |
| 52 | Cnut on the beaches and the benchus |
| 25 | Producer, director, cinematographer - working for google |
| 30 | legless jester is my favirute cerne abbas |
| 53 | Nut brewery |
| 49 | I’m at the beaches and the benches 7 jars in so get in there |
| 25 | im workin for google arnta artna |
| 30 | impersonating mark, not lush |
| 48 | Nice pub at Poole Harbour does Cerne Abbas and live music on Friday night |
| 53 | Purbeck Porkers 8 times lush |
| 53 | It is lush |
| 25 | im workinfrum home arnta arnta |
| 49 | Get in |
| 48 | Danny Brew! We love you! |
| 46 | get 2 pints in today its lush |
| 49 | Egsactly |
| 52 | lush beaches benchus |
| 25 | had a good innings |
| 25 | going out with a bang this summer |
| 48 | If it wasn't for the beer you wouldn't have had the confidence to date Ellen |
| 52 | Mark you need to get some homebrew on the go.. seasideBREWERY |
| 48 | The beer saved the love life |
| 52 | mark homebrew would be 4x lush |
| 49 | Im 7 deep already |
| 54 | Come back Wilkins cider farm anytime mark it 4 times lush here |
| 52 | boccle of cerne abbas and a b curtis sausage roll it lush |
| 10 | 2*6*ChwKGkNLR3M4LTdHell3REZkVVAxZ0FkSEYwWUlR |
| 48 | Im having 6 beers only today |
| 24 | It’s lush mate |
| 25 | did you ever meet john parrott? snooker player |
| 24 | Mark you cutting it right down today? |
| 10 | 2*6*ChwKGkNKSG15SlRJell3REZkd04xZ0FkeDRFZGtB |
| 52 | no b curtis sausage rolls? |
| 25 | did you used to sup with john parrott up in mansfield behind the bike sheds? |
| 46 | get 2 pints for fun |
| 48 | I dont my balls in over Aintree better giving it to Cerne abbas that bookies |
| 37 | one pint makes no sense mi lad |
| 52 | 8 boccles of beer sandford lane party |
| 25 | used to play snooker in the nag's head in the 90's that was before ah moved darrrrrrrrrrn on the homeswopper |
| 25 | no flies on me de lad |
| 55 | helens melons better than being stuck in doors bored lonely and depressed |
| 56 | WTF, I'm getting no notifications that you're live. |
| 57 | AINT NO PARTY LIKE A SANDFORD LANE PARTY |
| 48 | Sandford Lane tonight? |
| 25 | come rarrrrrrrrrrrrnnd |
| 47 | I bet you will move like greased lightning when the beer van pulls up de lad |
| 48 | 2 litres of Danny Brew we love you! |
| 25 | no flies ararrrnnd ere - wots all that abarrrt ? no flies |
| 48 | What time is beer delivery? |
| 58 | Lush |
| 48 | Skint on a tuesday so get a bag of beer and fk off its lush |
| 57 | lush lush lush lush lush lush lush lush |
| 57 | 8 times de lush |
| 56 | A mobile off licence would be a great thing. |
| 25 | twisting meh melon man |
| 10 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQTGI5T0RJell3REZXNFAxZ0FkNDFBTElR |
| 48 | You should get a beer pump installed and Keg system for the kitchen |
| 48 | Beer on tap |
| 25 | @Nero gash on tap |
| 57 | install a bar in the garden lad.sell to the workers |
| 15 | blendddd it’s all about the blenddd |
| 49 | Sniff that |
| 37 | Makaveli is a ghost hunter now |
| 34 | Do Cerne Abbas only do real ales |
| 48 | I might send Mark the Perfect Draft system for his birthday |
| 46 | where is the beer |
| 37 | do u believe in ghosts de lad? |
| 57 | jog round garden de liid |
| 57 | keep fit for the beer later |
| 43 | How do you know there coming |
| 48 | Couple of handstands get the blood flowing |
| 46 | one pint only |
| 57 | take a boccle and speaker |
| 10 | 2*6*ChwKGkNPM1oyUEhKell3REZYb1AxZ0FkVXowQVdn |
| 24 | Mark can you show us a toilet update |
| 49 | Few jars great weather we got to think ourselves lucky |
| 10 | 2*6*ChwKGkNMLWpfWTNLell3REZac24xZ0FkV0E4bnZ3 |
| 25 | no toilet paper for me my lad |
| 37 | no sulfates de lads |
| 56 | Life's for living de lads, make the most of it. |
| 25 | no sulphates no chemical no toilet paper - all organic |
| 57 | beer in the garden it lush de lids |
| 27 | 0 chemicals in Cerne Abbas 100's in water |
| 48 | I am 1 pint down and on to my second, drank it so fast for head freeze but its lush |
| 25 | get it darn ye |
| 32 | Freeeeee icecreamsssss |
| 57 | get a ice cream for the seaside seagulls |
| 24 | Smelly fish jumper |
| 25 | GOOIN ART INTA GARDEN ARNTA ARNTA |
| 59 | Borneo boys all the way |
| 59 | Let’s all enjoy a few cold ciders it’s summer man |
| 27 | HL not drinking thursday drinking friday |
| 48 | 99 is now 4.99 up my way |
| 60 | wowwww |
| 60 | what a nice experience |
| 27 | lush live video |
| 10 | 0*0 |