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| 0 | morning mark |
| 1 | Get in there de leeeeed it lush course it’s lush |
| 2 | alright youtubers |
| 0 | how often do you have a haircut mark? |
| 3 | lovely that is |
| 4 | morning |
| 4 | music outside is always a good idea |
| 5 | Good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning good morning |
| 4 | Air cut coming on strong 💪 |
| 6 | WILL YOU UPLOAF HAIRCUT TO TIKTOK |
| 4 | Air cut coming on strongly I can feel it |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNMdWlyZE9yOEl3REZZd1ExZ0FkdExnUnln |
| 2 | karaoke night karaoke night |
| 6 | £234 BRICK ... WHAT WILL YOU BUY WITH THAT? |
| 4 | what you drinking today Mark? White wine, red wine, cider, real ale, brandy? |
| 0 | mark you haven't had KFC in a while |
| 8 | morning de lids |
| 9 | Cut your hair again! |
| 10 | Get in there de led. Get in there Seaside Army. |
| 0 | morning Frankie |
| 6 | FRESH CREAM CAKES ON A THURSDAY |
| 4 | moneys tight at the moment |
| 5 | Indian or Chinese mark? |
| 4 | how much you pay £15 nicker |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNMcjZqZXVyOEl3REZmMFAxZ0FkM2U0eUxB |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNMSGJwTzZyOEl3REZYd1AxZ0FkRGxNUjNR |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNMRGd2X09yOEl3REZYd1AxZ0FkRGxNUjNR |
| 1 | It macdonalds day today I think |
| 10 | Put the clippers on a number 2 setting de led then haircut will be on for freeeeeee. |
| 11 | Get in it’s lush 📲@#Yes |
| 0 | McDonald's always forgets stuff when I order from them |
| 4 | get strawberry cream tarts 4x more healthier |
| 12 | get a haircut and few pints in |
| 0 | doing your own hair would save you money |
| 2 | New haircut feel fresh as a daisy |
| 11 | Getyasen down to as-DAH for a couple |
| 11 | Of cream cakes wowwwww! 🧁 🍰 |
| 4 | is it ture that sugar causes arthritis |
| 12 | 3 pints only |
| 5 | Do u prefer Indian on Chinese for grub |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNJZk5vNW1zOEl3REZZa1ExZ0FkeHBVN2xR |
| 0 | I called in sick to work yesterday I was going to force myself to go in but I thought what would mark do so I decided to put myself first. got to look after yourself |
| 12 | its going to be lush |
| 6 | CREAM CAKES TODAY? YOU NOT BEEN TO ASDA FOR AGES |
| 2 | I'll get mine tomorrow haircut and shave at Turkish barbers it's lush |
| 11 | Grab a bag a beer n fack off to Swanage 🚆 |
| 5 | Weymouth day my lad |
| 13 | Get In mark YouTube daddy |
| 4 | cream cakes and chocolate éclairs coming in strong from greggs 💪💪💪💪💪💪 |
| 11 | @Antimedia they all stink of B.O n are a ripoff 😂 |
| 6 | NOT BEEN TO GREGGS FOR A LONG TIME. DELICIOUS CREAM CAKES |
| 7 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 0 | mark did you want anything? I never got you a birthday present so I need to send you something |
| 4 | organic eggs I'm hoping |
| 11 | Sainsbury’s fresh cream cakes alll the waaayyy they’re lush de laaats 😋 |
| 11 | Get the old pudding bowl out my laaad 😂 |
| 5 | Would you be allowed too visit cosmic kitty or can the general public not see her? |
| 4 | cosmic kitty raging over organic eggs |
| 2 | they a bit expensive @ian poulter but you get what you pay for lol. hot towels, fire on a stick for the ears, lock stock the fuckin lot |
| 5 | Might like a visitor bit of company must be lonely in them places |
| 5 | Get ya ears lowered mark save a tenner |
| 6 | NOT SEEN YOU VAPE. YOU QUIT VAPING? |
| 0 | do you have sugar in your tea mark? |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNPdnN0NGF0OEl3REZTQUwxZ0FkeTRVb1VB |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNMektnX2lzOEl3REZmMFAxZ0FkM2U0eUxB |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNMejVsLUdzOEl3REZTQUwxZ0FkeTRVb1VB |
| 4 | poo in the sink mark it's lush push it down the plug with fingers it's 4x more cleaner |
| 11 | Grab a bag a beer n fack off to Swanage…well it’s better than being stuck at home bored,lonely n depressed 😂 |
| 1 | WOW |
| 4 | what a experience |
| 2 | loads of moneeyyyy! |
| 4 | 240gb |
| 4 | this is really lush |
| 14 | Get in dee lad. |
| 8 | get in |
| 1 | 240gb might be for you but it not for me |
| 11 | Yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes📲🤙 |
| 14 | Great decision my lad |
| 12 | everyday above ground is a great day |
| 15 | Morning mark mate |
| 11 | Upgrade to unlimited de laaaad then it’s all on fa freeeeeeee ✅ |
| 14 | Good morning seaside. |
| 4 | real ale time |
| 8 | trolls fuming with 240kb of data |
| 16 | Get a PS5 IT WILL BE LUSH |
| 1 | Donald needs an update |
| 14 | That’s not fake news seaside. |
| 2 | trolls skint and fuming |
| 1 | You need to tell him And he’s glad you’ve told him |
| 17 | Why do you not use your phone as a hotspot u don’t. Need broadband |
| 4 | beaches and the benches all de way what an incredible experience |
| 11 | @Anti media…FairPlay chap enjoy! Turkish barbers might be for you…but they’re NOT fa meeee😂 |
| 4 | Robin red breast is hungry 😭😭😭😭 |
| 2 | 🤣🤣 |
| 11 | @Stephen Parott…ex,ec,eg,eck,ecs,EXactly |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQakxycWl1OEl3REZTMEwxZ0FkajI4bjhB |
| 4 | bookies loosing out |
| 12 | its lush |
| 5 | If you didn’t have a misses would you go on a date with Cosmic kitty?????? |
| 4 | YouTube only strictly |
| 17 | Said it before on SIM card unlimited data and connect everything to it |
| 11 | Trolls ab fuming disconnected from there dial up laggy talktalk😂 |
| 4 | bills paid food in the freezer beer in the fridge wow this is lush |
| 2 | YouTube uploafs sorted for the month so fuckin get in |
| 12 | drinking tomorrow |
| 5 | If you didn’t have a woman would you take cosmic kitty out |
| 1 | LUSH |
| 4 | my favourite YouTuber |
| 10 | £160 and it's lush!! |
| 4 | spend it on the homeless mark |
| 11 | Trolls ab livid applying for the crisis loans as we speak 😂 |
| 4 | give sandwiches and beer out to the local homeless community |
| 18 | livestream all the way de lad. 240gb for 1 month |
| 12 | its lush and I mean lush |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNKbWd3ZnF1OEl3REZiZ0sxZ0FkWHFRdzRR |
| 4 | play lottery hot pick 3 numbers |
| 11 | …if ya new to me channel 😂 |
| 5 | Would you take cosmic kitty out if you wasn’t with someone |
| 1 | Wake up thinking of YouTube |
| 16 | data update! data update! |
| 1 | Must do YouTube |
| 1 | Youchoob |
| 4 | free range eggs |
| 8 | boiled eggs coming on strong |
| 19 | Yes le dad |
| 8 | ewe chewed |
| 2 | trolls looking in the bin for the rest of last nights tea 😅 |
| 1 | Rspb member |
| 1 | 75p WOW |
| 16 | wholemeal bread keeping it healthy |
| 7 | 2*3*JgVX6PThVGL3dCgOXX4EXA |
| 20 | save some for me |
| 12 | lot of beer |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNR1ppYy12OEl3REZTQUwxZ0FkeTRVb1VB |
| 12 | this is lush |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNMdnZuNXl2OEl3REZaY1ExZ0FkME04Q2pB |
| 1 | Bills paid ✅ beer stocked up ✅ boiled eggs ✅ 75p loaf ✅ lush ✅ |
| 21 | don't forget whisky mylad.. you got plenty whaskey under the sink my lad |
| 10 | Four bits of bread - no messing this morning. |
| 11 | Purbeck porkers n bacon bacon mutty times alllll the waaayyy 😋 |
| 22 | A 75p loaf. It not might be for you but it certainly is for me |
| 0 | four slices of toast lashings of butter and boiled eggs |
| 10 | Eggzackly Greavesy |
| 0 | can't go wrong with that |
| 11 | Doorstep loaf caked in butter woooowwww! 🧈 😋 |
| 21 | I am still paying holiday debts from last year |
| 8 | organic all de waaaaay |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNLMlFvWml3OEl3REZkZ1ExZ0FkT2g4M1ZB |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNJLTl0N2V3OEl3REZTQUwxZ0FkeTRVb1VB |
| 2 | beer vouchers from government is fuckin lush |
| 12 | its lush |
| 6 | NO GREGGS CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS? NOT LUSH |
| 22 | Organic. It’s posh and I mean posh |
| 8 | I'm gonna keep it keep it keep it I'm gonna keep it |
| 11 | Dip the eggs into ya bread my laaad 😋 🥚 |
| 1 | Butter bob 🧈 |
| 22 | Cant stand cold butter me. Rips the bread apart |
| 8 | buddha bob |
| 11 | Butta bean😅 |
| 1 | House work? Ya joking |
| 8 | HAZEL |
| 12 | o its lush |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNSFQ1ZlN3OEl3REZSTU0xZ0FkdGs0TExB |
| 22 | Oh that’s lush and I mean lush and posh |
| 21 | plenty butter good for heart my lad |
| 23 | seaside the legend |
| 24 | Morning Mark |
| 23 | when ya in notts next time let me know dee lad |
| 14 | Looks lush |
| 8 | smashes all the toast before eggs boiled |
| 11 | There’s no cooking or potwashing in this house de laaats😆 |
| 8 | get in all top fellas |
| 20 | 4x lush toast |
| 23 | lovelyyy |
| 12 | this is lush |
| 22 | This is lush and I mean lush |
| 20 | trols be fuming. get it daan ya boy |
| 21 | butter and bread best combination |
| 11 | Throw 8 rashers of purbeck bacon in the air fryer while ya waiting my laaaad 🥓 |
| 22 | Wow what an experience |
| 20 | where b curtis sausage? |
| 5 | Butter all the way |
| 22 | I don’t use a microwave full stop. Devils machine it is |
| 2 | trolls do sausage in the microwave |
| 20 | go get b curtis |
| 20 | B Curtis sausage roll |
| 8 | spiritually minded |
| 14 | Life is good dee las. |
| 2 | freezer update freezer update |
| 14 | B Curtis all the way |
| 20 | evrey day we above grounds a great day |
| 21 | summer on the way, to hot meat mark, have a salad and fruits my lad |
| 24 | Going for a couple of jars today? I fancy heading out |
| 22 | Need a finance check |
| 2 | get yourself down icelands |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNPaktyNWl5OEl3REZYb1AxZ0FkcF9NUjdB |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNPcW1qY214OEl3REZiWVExZ0FkYk9FMWVR |
| 20 | eat the shells it good for you |
| 1 | The sound of lush |
| 21 | organic eggs all the way |
| 8 | and no egg cup to wash |
| 25 | good morning Mark |
| 25 | hi all |
| 25 | hi mark |
| 25 | mark |
| 25 | hi |
| 1 | You know it’s lush when the Ohhh yeahhhhh and mmm mmm mmmmmm’s come out |
| 12 | this is lush |
| 22 | Very immature |
| 20 | @Brendon what an experience |
| 22 | Get that muck out of here |
| 21 | poached eggs with toast bread lush my lad |
| 22 | Oh mark got to treat yourself |
| 26 | good morning everyone |
| 26 | hi ya mark what are we eating ? |
| 20 | get it spent de lid |
| 26 | what money ? |
| 22 | Get some tiger toms down you me lid |
| 26 | coke? |
| 27 | £160 notes, back pocket petty gash |
| 24 | Do you ever go to Wetherspoons in winton? |
| 26 | mark is a big pucci |
| 26 | 🤡 |
| 26 | f |
| 26 | a |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNX0RsYmF6OEl3REZmUVAxZ0FkSXRBU0ZR |
| 26 | g |
| 26 | g |
| 26 | o |
| 7 | 2*3*sy8CX-kY6wMiTYDJM7Z_RQ |
| 2 | Monday club in wetherspoons is the bollocks. cheap cheap beer |
| 26 | t |
| 7 | 2*3*BeOrnivyfAQqTBn8Js9zSw |
| 20 | pint a burger £6 |
| 22 | Pack it in lad |
| 20 | spoons trekkie brekkie n a pint |
| 11 | 😂 |
| 0 | racism homophobia transphobia sexism etc isn't welcome in the seaside army |
| 24 | I’ve had three days off the beer. Fancy sacking off work today and getting on it |
| 22 | I agree snap. No need for it at all |
| 22 | Have to remain positive all the way |
| 24 | Blows my mind that people think it’s ok to write stuff like that |
| 7 | 2*4*ChwKGkNPREZxN2UwOEl3REZjWEx3Z1FkMXhZdTFB |
| 22 | Every day we above ground is a a good day |
| 27 | 5pm here, and on it like a steamy bonnet...get in. |
| 28 | disgusting |
| 21 | Mark Wetherspoons ceo saying No more Steak and Gammon FROM May, they will remove from menu |
| 28 | weirdo |
| 28 | fresk |
| 5 | Go and have a few jars |
| 12 | 2 pints in only |
| 24 | I’m up for a few jars. Bournemouth town?? |
| 20 | 2 pints only |
| 29 | can't ban me nice try |
| 22 | Got to live your life havent you |
| 29 | mark you like little boys |
| 29 | gross |
| 2 | 12 pints only |
| 30 | can you get another fridge in your bedroom? |
| 20 | cant be sat in bored lonely and depressed |
| 22 | When I say those eggs were lush I mean lush |
| 7 | 2*4*ChwKGkNNLWc0LXUwOEl3REZaVEh3Z1FkY0FNMlV3 |
| 31 | gross |
| 7 | 2*3*GdAZ7vMPFNvyXq8C1McVzQ |
| 12 | its going to be lush |
| 7 | 2*5*ChwKGkNNLWc0LXUwOEl3REZaVEh3Z1FkY0FNMlV3 |
| 22 | Use it again mark. Why not mate |
| 5 | You only live once my lad |
| 20 | anything for cash injecshun? |
| 22 | Mark how many items mate? |
| 24 | 8 years no gamble |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQT08wY20wOEl3REZWa1AxZ0FkTXRRby1B |
| 5 | Mark Walsh is riding Jonbon on the weekend… |
| 32 | Oh wow this is lush |
| 22 | And I mean lush. Wow what an experience |
| 2 | lucky 15s coming on strong 💪 |
| 12 | its lush |
| 22 | 30 months no bookies |
| 32 | 30 minutes no bookies 😂 |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNMcnVzZlMwOEl3REZZd1ExZ0FkdExnUnln |
| 12 | o its lush |
| 33 | Benjamins on his laptop, yes hes on his laptop, macbook air m1 |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNMT2NqLWkxOEl3REZSTU0xZ0FkdGs0TExB |
| 7 | 2*6*ChwKGkNJZUxwNWkyOEl3REZiZ0sxZ0FkWHFRdzRR |
| 7 | 0*0 |