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| 1 | 7 jars in |
| 2 | 7 pints in only and it's lush |
| 3 | get in there my lidddddd |
| 4 | Tears for beers |
| 5 | Marky |
| 5 | Mark will rule the beer gardens |
| 6 | This is fucking lush |
| 6 | I’m gonna go get a beer |
| 7 | cheers |
| 8 | Tears |
| 3 | I said is that alright with you my lidddd??? |
| 3 | of course it's alright with you my liddddd |
| 9 | call police Mark out lushing 🤣 |
| 8 | Dorset police not interested |
| 10 | monsoon |
| 0 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNRHkxZlRrbTQwREZkVVAxZ0FkaTFvV0pR |
| 3 | he's had a haircut ent he |
| 10 | Liverpool will be winning the league beating arsenal |
| 8 | Monsoon would be so lush |
| 10 | I'm on the fanta fruit twist |
| 11 | get in mark de led are you recurring course you're recurring |
| 12 | get in marky my lad |
| 6 | Get in opened my first beer , 3 jars only I think |
| 6 | This is the life , drinking warm beer on an industrial estate , listening to tunes, no work in morning, lush |
| 11 | this is you're pilot mark de lads hope everyone having a lovley and lush flight |
| 6 | Need an iPad upgrade with better battery life |
| 13 | alryt mark |
| 3 | love the pink ipad case mark. brings out your feminine side big man |
| 8 | Eggsactly Ben |
| 14 | piss time |
| 8 | Bladder not what it used to be |
| 11 | marks just watering local wild life that's a lovley rspb memba |
| 8 | He broke the seal quite early |
| 14 | he needs to insure his merchandise there |
| 8 | He’s marking his territory |
| 8 | So others will know |
| 10 | get ya self down mcdonald's |
| 14 | monsoon nite |
| 11 | vindaloo for you my lid |
| 15 | AVE it |
| 11 | newkay beach in Cornwall |
| 8 | It’s got to beeeee |
| 11 | as you get older you aprisheerateee nature |
| 16 | svpa |
| 16 | member |
| 11 | get a tree hugged my lad |
| 8 | RSPB ADHD HDMI TEMU |
| 7 | money isn't riches ✝ |
| 2 | sniff that |
| 14 | 6 iems is enuff |
| 10 | you are rich you have tmau |
| 11 | it's a blue tit lush |
| 8 | Get in |
| 11 | proper tune mark |
| 12 | tune |
| 11 | Vera one of my favourites mark |
| 17 | minder is lush |
| 3 | what's going on here naaaaa |
| 11 | Mark to be fair you get out a lot just look at you're YouTube videos always outdoors de lad |
| 11 | trolls not seen daylight in 5 years |
| 11 | vitamin d is on for free |
| 11 | David c doing fly by |
| 18 | Mark im waving |
| 18 | Do you see me waving mark? |
| 19 | comming down to get my spanner back mark |
| 3 | Mark play Lucky Lucky Lucky! |
| 20 | This is it |
| 11 | that's a lush David c |
| 18 | Hi mark |
| 18 | I’m waving |
| 20 | This is life |
| 20 | And I love it |
| 16 | better than benig stuck indors |
| 20 | Is that you DC |
| 11 | David c going to do a beer drop on parachute that's lovley |
| 11 | tune mark |
| 3 | come on Ryan Moore |
| 20 | Dya know what ruined my betting I would bet on horses wait for the race and lose 80 on the fobt waiting |
| 20 | So id lost my bet already |
| 3 | losing 80 on the fobt could be for you but it's not for me my lidd |
| 18 | MARK PLAY D-MOB ACID |
| 21 | steaming |
| 20 | Well it might be alright for you but it’s not for me |
| 11 | bookies like arcades go in with money come back out with fu*k all |
| 22 | what about Irish singer :Daniel O'Donnell, song called : how great thou art.. |
| 18 | :U1:https://youtu.be/ZrscxwrVRQ8?si=CMVl_yN-4ZLcB3GX:U2:https://youtu.be/ZrscxwrVRQ8?si=CMVl_...:U3: |
| 18 | Dmob acid |
| 20 | Vest out Dorset does it get better |
| 11 | walk through the valley of the shadows of chemtrails de lids |
| 22 | Seasidemark is gangster from Midlands my lad |
| 3 | living in a seaside paradise |
| 23 | 😂 |
| 24 | Top G |
| 11 | Mark has tmau so gangster name codfarther |
| 25 | 15 pints in still going strong |
| 10 | need a day out to thornford |
| 11 | get in there dedfox top man |
| 25 | get in corey pal top lad |
| 18 | Mark you got a nice tan |
| 11 | not seen rain in months dry as a nuns flaps |
| 18 | Mark have a nice nap |
| 18 | Snooze 😴 |
| 18 | 24 hour snooze 🛌 |
| 11 | lovley meditation |
| 18 | Make passed out 😴 |
| 20 | What a song |
| 20 | Top ten all time |
| 20 | Of all genres |
| 12 | get in mark |
| 3 | King Sandford the 8th 👑🍻 |
| 20 | This is like Santana Maria Maria a song you forget automatically top tier |
| 25 | absolutely wasted |
| 25 | pissed as a fart |
| 21 | steaming as rocket🚀 |
| 26 | Monsoons calling his name |
| 25 | 12 pints in and stll going strong |
| 20 | Here he comes |
| 25 | yess mark needs 4x hotter vindaloo |
| 20 | Ready or not |
| 22 | you need one more pint my lad |
| 20 | They won’t find you mark |
| 18 | It’s refreshing |
| 20 | Might as well |
| 25 | be careful going in to the bushes pal |
| 25 | someone might try and bum you |
| 20 | P break |
| 26 | David c the top chairman of the seaside army |
| 3 | have another pint de liddd.... if there's grass on the pitch play ball |
| 12 | oh he's off for a slash...thought he was at the pub ..ffs |
| 25 | whats that whislting noise??? |
| 3 | celebrate the pope de lid |
| 20 | What’s that noise |
| 25 | wtff |
| 25 | awful noise |
| 25 | its like a whistle low pitch |
| 20 | What is that |
| 20 | What was that |
| 20 | Omg |
| 25 | i cant stop focusing on it now |
| 20 | RSPCB MEMBER |
| 26 | It’s his device overheating I can hear it |
| 20 | long wazz this |
| 25 | yeah cos the sun is beating down on it |
| 25 | battery over heated |
| 3 | devices can't handle the heat of the rave de lids |
| 20 | Can we request Santana Maria Maria |
| 20 | Everyone |
| 25 | nice piss mark |
| 25 | keg full of pizz |
| 25 | piss |
| 20 | Santana Maria Maria |
| 22 | Nice day today, tomorrow all day thunderstorm west Wales and west England, have a one more jar my lad 😉 |
| 12 | haha a keg |
| 25 | its a baby keg |
| 16 | mark, you are cutting it down! |
| 12 | sorry bro I joined late today missed a bit |
| 20 | Pulls a keg out |
| 25 | you get baby keg, mummy keg, and daddy keg |
| 20 | Pulls the keg to the top legend |
| 22 | exactly 8 pints |
| 20 | That is exactly a half |
| 25 | mark you will 100% be drinking monday and tuesday pal |
| 20 | SANTANA MARIA MARIA PLEASEEE |
| 20 | There’s no sulfates so it’s not even drinking really |
| 20 | Here we gooooo |
| 20 | Let’s gooooooooo |
| 25 | wait for the kick off |
| 25 | what a banger of a tune |
| 20 | Here we goooooooo |
| 3 | gonna get a job I'm gonna get a job! |
| 20 | Let’s go mark come onnnnnn |
| 25 | mark works for goo goo google |
| 20 | Pulls out the bangers |
| 25 | s t e a m i n g like a rocket |
| 25 | 4x more pissed de lads |
| 20 | Cutting it right down |
| 25 | 7 days a week drinking its a lush experience |
| 25 | better than giving to bookies |
| 25 | could be dead tomorrah |
| 25 | life is short |
| 3 | we in Sandford deeee liddddddddsssss make some noieeee |
| 25 | live everyday like its your last |
| 25 | always someone worse off than ya |
| 20 | Hidden disability he’s earnt it all |
| 25 | sweat more i stink more |
| 25 | never asked to be born de lads |
| 20 | He wasn’t asked to be born |
| 25 | AM I RECORDING |
| 3 | on your telly am I? have you got a 4k telly |
| 20 | He was diagnosed 2005 |
| 25 | ^ |
| 3 | of course I'm recording |
| 25 | 5 great guys + 1 knew someone at sheff uni |
| 26 | Mark can you say hi in denvelopers live please mate |
| 27 | come,on dem cast,with us mark |
| 26 | He’s on about you lad |
| 20 | Come on a bel bel belter |
| 20 | 4X loud |
| 25 | dj tiesto |
| 20 | The king |
| 25 | too right |
| 20 | He’s earnt it |
| 25 | double drop de lads |
| 18 | Yes San here we go |
| 25 | feeling the rushes |
| 25 | down the spin |
| 25 | e |
| 20 | Never asked to be born so let’s gooooooo |
| 18 | HERE WE GO |
| 16 | mark, is the beer hitting? |
| 3 | DJ Birds Eye |
| 25 | CARL COX de lads |
| 25 | carl COCKS |
| 28 | Denvcast straight after this seaside |
| 29 | he would have worked all his life |
| 20 | Let’s goooooooo |
| 17 | the ants trying to invade yer pnt |
| 29 | he's a grafter |
| 20 | Come on |
| 16 | it's better than being stuck in doors |
| 25 | mark works for DWP |
| 29 | that's some belly |
| 20 | Toy soldiers cleeveton janes everyone |
| 25 | males can get pregnant de lad |
| 25 | it is so nice |
| 20 | Come onnnnnnn |
| 3 | I'm rspb memba |
| 20 | He never asked to be born |
| 20 | Absolutely steaming |
| 3 | go pro been canceledddd |
| 25 | mark can handle another 10 pints at least i reckon |
| 25 | lmao mark |
| 20 | Cream cakes tomorrow |
| 25 | organ damage all the wayyyyy |
| 20 | You’ve earnt it mark |
| 3 | who needs kidneys when you got Cerne Abbas my liddd no sulphates no organ failure |
| 30 | get in lid |
| 25 | the devils brew |
| 25 | it all the devils fault mark |
| 20 | You got to Cornwall |
| 16 | you were left behind |
| 16 | other people moved on to better things |
| 3 | he's gonna live by the sea |
| 31 | mark switch to spliffs and live another 20 years the seaside army loves you |
| 22 | one more my lad one more pint |
| 20 | Your body should be left to medical science |
| 25 | mark you dont just instantly die lol, you could get ill and be bed ridden for years in agony each day with cancer or liver desease |
| 22 | finish the canister |
| 20 | And what a path |
| 20 | You deserve it mark |
| 20 | You never asked to be born |
| 25 | this is a cry for help, i feel for you buddy |
| 25 | 😞 |
| 20 | One for the road |
| 29 | get another down ya boi |
| 25 | no more than 20 pints |
| 0 | 2*4*ChwKGkNQVHUzOUx2bTQwREZYd1AxZ0FkX0YwWDZR |
| 25 | cutting it right down pal |
| 32 | :NCF:you are so hot 🔥 I so would huni xx |
| 20 | It’s full of sulfates so it’s healthy |
| 25 | 55 great goal |
| 20 | Eating a pasty is worse |
| 3 | this is depressing now my lid. get some bangers on |
| 29 | 5 more years down sandford lane it's so lush |
| 16 | mark it could be right now |
| 12 | Mark stop thinking downs |
| 26 | Mark please give denvelopers a drop in mate just to say hello |
| 25 | the atmosphere has gone very depressing |
| 20 | Right naaaaaaaseeww |
| 3 | they will build you a statue outside prospect house to remember you |
| 32 | any other girls wanting mark like me in here |
| 20 | Come on get scooter on |
| 12 | I love my booz3 too much as well bro |
| 25 | miss bunny, would you let mark shag you? |
| 20 | Course it is |
| 20 | One more |
| 29 | enough of this nonsense, i'm off down handforth lane to live life |
| 8 | Get in |
| 33 | cheers lad |
| 8 | Cheers |
| 32 | I would 😜 he is so handsome |
| 20 | Can’t leave on chicane |
| 20 | He knows some classics |
| 25 | penny and helen and mark threesome |
| 25 | 😛 |
| 20 | Let’s be honest |
| 32 | Im a greedy girl need him to myself |
| 29 | heart attack coming on strong |
| 8 | Ellen is a game lass |
| 20 | Tommy coops |
| 25 | try and reach 50st bracket |
| 25 | super size |
| 20 | No point in living mark |
| 29 | keep eating the eclairs de lad |
| 32 | I taste like honey so Im told |
| 20 | Just go for it |
| 25 | i thought you cared about helen? wouldnt you want to live as long as possible to be there for her mate? |
| 25 | id love to taste you @Miss Bunny Penny🐰 |
| 8 | Need some chilled tunes |
| 32 | my cunny tastes like honey do you like honey mark xx |
| 29 | this is some flex |
| 20 | Yep |
| 8 | Robert Miles? |
| 29 | we will celebrate, de lad |
| 20 | Seasidemark |
| 20 | One more pint |
| 25 | can i stick my tongue inside you and taste the honey? @Miss Bunny Penny🐰 |
| 26 | We are all on that conveyor belt mate |
| 2 | cutting it right down |
| 20 | I never got asked to be born mark |
| 25 | mark fucking hell mate |
| 20 | I don’t want to die |
| 25 | you have killed the mood |
| 32 | why not dedfox if mark does first xx |
| 20 | I didn’t ask for this |
| 8 | I would have worked me whole life |
| 25 | okay 😛 ill wait my turn xx @Miss Bunny Penny🐰 |
| 26 | Lovely positive chat |
| 8 | Steaming |
| 29 | wtf is this lol. is this a happy man living life |
| 25 | we all choose our own path |
| 20 | I don’t want to die I didn’t get asked to be born mark, Sheffield |
| 2 | it existential on sandford lane and it lush |
| 25 | he talks about death constantly these days |
| 26 | When my cock stops working I’ll give up |
| 25 | very modbid |
| 8 | Mark is very spiritual |
| 32 | dont think he wants me 😢 So you can dedfox I love the animals like foxes |
| 25 | lmao joel |
| 20 | Are you telling me I’m going to die |
| 25 | get in |
| 20 | I didn’t ask for this |
| 29 | he almost said diabetes |
| 16 | mark its your life its your path |
| 8 | Yep |
| 20 | Who’s that |
| 12 | Mark your sloshed |
| 20 | Mark who’s that |
| 12 | luv yah |
| 29 | this is lush |
| 12 | don't put a bad end to a good day bri |
| 20 | On a positive note I did not ask to be born |
| 29 | so lush |
| 12 | bro |
| 3 | shout outs corfe castle |
| 34 | Get in there mate |
| 20 | Sniff that |
| 16 | 51 |
| 32 | I dont like seeing you like this 😢 |
| 26 | Get in guy |
| 16 | 1988 |
| 20 | Are you sure your Alive |
| 34 | Not a good result for Forest de lad |
| 3 | road to the masters for the dark nights seaside lucky |
| 20 | Now we’re talking |
| 34 | Get in there Joel |
| 34 | Top army member |
| 25 | time to get a new playstation |
| 20 | King |
| 29 | iot playstation time de lads |
| 32 | 💃 |
| 26 | Bunny you need to get you’re 🐱 out cheer him up |
| 34 | Lovely fellas in the chat |
| 32 | offered if Joel he didnt answer 😭 |
| 32 | *it |
| 10 | get ya self down monsoon |
| 25 | put a strapon and give him a good seeing too penny |
| 20 | I don’t care if there’s local businesses this will always be marks lane |
| 20 | Does what he wants |
| 34 | You seem a bit down today mark |
| 26 | Piss number 34 |
| 34 | Off for a piss in bush lol |
| 26 | Walks like an absolute legend |
| 25 | he always gets like this mate when he drinks too much, constantly talks about death, and his serious addiction to the booze @Guy In The Grey Suit |
| 20 | This |
| 32 | Does he like that that stuff? 😳 I can be a naughty girl |
| 20 | He’s not been this drunk in a while |
| 34 | Dedfox it’s a shame we don’t want mark unhappy |
| 20 | Embrace |
| 25 | i think mark wants a woman who can take full control, tie him up and spank him, and treat him mean xxx |
| 25 | kinky all the way de lass |
| 26 | Bunny is wanting fed |
| 12 | marks a legend |
| 20 | Take it all in |
| 34 | I want Mark to do more hiking videos and live a better lifestyle he’s a YouTube legend |
| 20 | Take this in |
| 32 | I’m so worried he might hurt himself taking a wee xx |
| 20 | Mark is steaming |
| 12 | look how small he looks when he walks back |
| 12 | lol |
| 25 | guy i would 100% love to see that, imaigine like a huge weight loss journey too? and lovely hiking videos, camping videos |
| 34 | He would have the army’s full support too |
| 32 | Here comes the sexy seaside stud xx |
| 12 | get in bro |
| 34 | Marks best videos are where he’s out and about |
| 20 | Marks one of them people you can’t hate |
| 25 | 9 pints in, is more than enough mark |
| 35 | Guy in grey suit = legend |
| 34 | Get yourself inside mate |
| 2 | cutting it right down |
| 34 | Cheers Tim |
| 20 | G in G suit leg end |
| 26 | He’s live now say hello on his live |
| 25 | den veloper arsenal fan |
| 34 | Top fellas in chat |
| 20 | 5 at home mark |
| 20 | It’s not worth it without a home sesh |
| 12 | I'm off to make some tunes...talk soon mark |
| 20 | Den velipa shout out |
| 32 | Is mark single? |
| 34 | Forest be confrence league |
| 20 | Newcastle beat Chelsea 2-0 |
| 25 | 2 thugs there |
| 34 | Local hoodlams behind |
| 25 | up to no good |
| 20 | Chelsea’s midfield cost 750 million imagine that |
| 36 | Alright big tuna |
| 25 | turning peoples flats over |
| 25 | i can always tell |
| 34 | Dedfox that Riffy the 🤡 sending his minions out to watch Mark |
| 25 | lmao guy 😀 |
| 20 | Mark I did not ask to be born |
| 25 | yeah it not nice pal |
| 32 | We hot doing it down that lane over the wall |
| 20 | Am I going to die |
| 34 | Take it easy mate |
| 34 | Have a few days off |
| 36 | Your turning in to a Simpson the colour of you lovely |
| 26 | Stay safe mate |
| 10 | it's raining on Wednesday |
| 0 | 2*3*xVo7hSlFhGRwkL6_e_olMw |
| 0 | 2*3*xVo7hSlFhGRwkL6_e_olMw |
| 20 | Get home safe |
| 20 | Serious |
| 35 | Mark get on the whisky tonight |
| 34 | Trolls not allowed Ready Salted banned |
| 3 | good stream lad |
| 20 | Your drunk |
| 25 | its up to mark what colour he goes or what he does to his body, he is an adult and if he wants to drink daily its his choice pal |
| 20 | Just get home safe |
| 34 | People who abuse mark get banned simple as that. No need for it |
| 20 | Get yourself home then go live |
| 20 | No more here |
| 26 | Thanks mark |
| 26 | Yea he’s live |
| 20 | He’s steaming grey suit |
| 26 | Arsenal v Liverpool live stream |
| 20 | Get home |
| 34 | Subzero he needs to get himself back indoors, have some food and relax and have a few days off |
| 20 | Yeah once you stop drinking |
| 20 | You get drunker |
| 34 | He seems really down today it’s not nice |
| 20 | Or I do |
| 37 | mark ur a good bloke go home have food n get yaself to sleep mate |
| 26 | Sunderland v Newcastle next season |
| 38 | seaside steaming |
| 20 | I think forest will do a Luton |
| 34 | Eggsactly |
| 38 | needs a kebab behind him |
| 26 | He married a child |
| 26 | Mane |
| 3 | sad ee eh maneh |
| 20 | He turned down a million a week to stay at Liverpool |
| 20 | In Saudi |
| 25 | saudi league and chinese super league both trying to buy up all the players |
| 25 | they can put them on a billion a week if they want |
| 20 | Be interesting next season with city |
| 3 | Sanford Lane United 🔥 |
| 39 | get in there de led. get in there Seaside Army. |
| 20 | Dedfox fair play to salah a million a week no tax |
| 25 | yeah big respect to mo |
| 25 | he loves lpool |
| 20 | Any player in uk gets taxed 45% |
| 3 | Mark up front, cosmic kitty in goals, timmy eldridge on the wing, 5 great guys at the back |
| 25 | government making so much taxes |
| 25 | not nice pal |
| 20 | Timmy upfront with that head |
| 26 | Kane finally won a trophy |
| 20 | Or cb |
| 20 | Block head |
| 25 | timmy top striker, veli goalkeeper, PJ left back |
| 25 | kitty defender |
| 20 | Tim had trials at villa but couldn’t spell his name |
| 25 | 😂 |
| 25 | man utd fucked |
| 20 | So his shirt was ildrodgeing |
| 25 | playing in championship next season |
| 20 | Championship is harder than the prem |
| 20 | Fact |
| 25 | omar bogle |
| 25 | top player |
| 20 | Forest down next season |
| 20 | That cb is unreal |
| 20 | Serbian cb |
| 20 | You deserve it mark |
| 20 | Shout out to Alan mountjoy |
| 20 | Phil Abbott |
| 26 | Eze will score from outside the box |
| 25 | 100 sheets on eze to score first goal |
| 20 | Look how utd destroyed zaha though |
| 20 | I think palace is ezes level |
| 26 | Indian needed |
| 26 | wtf 😂 😂 |
| 3 | cheers for the stream my lid |
| 20 | God mark get home please |
| 26 | He’s lost the plot |
| 3 | 😂😂🤣🤣 |
| 20 | Mark go please |
| 2 | you're 9 pints in only |
| 20 | As a friend |
| 20 | 9 half’s |
| 20 | Sulphates |
| 20 | God help him |
| 0 | 0*0 |