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| 0 | 6 pints |
| 1 | Seagulls meeee leddddd |
| 2 | Oh wow this is lush |
| 0 | some leisure |
| 2 | What an experience |
| 0 | tell them loud and proud |
| 2 | Iโm gonna go get a beer soon. 6 pints in nd mark seems sober |
| 2 | Leisure time all de way |
| 3 | Oh this is lush!!! |
| 4 | Leisure x4 |
| 5 | This is lush |
| 3 | Iโm on the ginger beer from M and de lads |
| 3 | John a peel was lush |
| 6 | Lovely that is ๐ |
| 7 | get in there de liddsssss and liddddies |
| 7 | when I say Cerne you say Abbas |
| 7 | Cerne! |
| 8 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 2 | Is this a public interaction |
| 2 | Lovely it is |
| 7 | he needs to show respect to the yellow Bournemouth shorts |
| 8 | 2*4*ChwKGkNJSFNyWW1Ba280REZWRTAxZ0FkSEZZWUdn |
| 6 | tell him about your hidden disability, misunderstood and unpleasant |
| 1 | Get in Get in ๐ |
| 9 | :face-purple-wide-eyes: |
| 10 | buzzzzzzzzzing get in thereeeeeee |
| 1 | I can feel a vibe coming on |
| 1 | The seagulls love mc donalds and rave music |
| 1 | It's either that or move into a deaf village |
| 6 | Headphones de lad |
| 7 | shout outs Tim eldridgeeeee |
| 1 | Headphones make you sweat and if I sweat more I'll stink more |
| 11 | I will be over your end next month you better meet me big tuna |
| 6 | ยฃ400.00 a ticket for glastonbury, nothing dannn Sandford lane. |
| 5 | get some 90s hits in, its lush |
| 6 | Sandford whistle posse blooooow |
| 11 | get this on big tuna, pump panel confusion |
| 6 | Seaside spinning the b side |
| 7 | 107.4 fm seaside radio.... DJ salmon in the house... fishy tunes all night long ๐๐ |
| 2 | This is lush |
| 2 | Iโve just poured a paulaner helles lager it cold and lush |
| 2 | 1 pint in |
| 2 | Anyone know where the cash injection came from today ? |
| 6 | I don't know Benjamin, but it's lovely it is. |
| 2 | It lush |
| 12 | steaming |
| 3 | Mark. You are looking as fit as a butchers dog me lid. Have you been working out??? |
| 8 | 2*6*ChwKGkNKaUJ1N2FCa280REZmc0wxZ0FkNXhFcklR |
| 13 | Ohhhhh Wow!!!! Itโs time to get funky x4. |
| 8 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNQ1czOFAta1k0REZRVUsxZ0FkVndBRWdn |
| 14 | 1990 time for the Guru, and I mean Guru๐ฌ๐ง |
| 9 | put on afew stone there |
| 15 | get in Mark lad |
| 9 | double chin jiggling about deelid |
| 15 | slug skint |
| 9 | thats quite a bulge |
| 2 | Marks packing , keeps Helen happy |
| 15 | some set of swingers mark lad |
| 16 | what's going on here then ๐ |
| 17 | get in mark lets get fucking steaming |
| 14 | Get out the chair and bust a few moves x 4.๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง |
| 17 | everybody moving everybody grooving i can feel a rave coming onnnnn |
| 18 | whip it out and do the helicopter |
| 14 | Are you doing Rave music requests Mark? |
| 6 | Swing your pants |
| 15 | Seaside Truncheon |
| 10 | Mark are you and hells bells still an item? |
| 15 | Mark could have been an actor in blue movies, he had all the tools, but his TMAU held him back |
| 6 | DaxC๐๐๐๐ |
| 6 | Daz* |
| 15 | jolly Roger get in |
| 19 | โI sweat more I stink more .. I said I sweat more I stink more .. 20 on the Ryan Moore โฆ โ |
| 14 | He could be a hairy bear ๐ |
| 14 | Make dollar on only fans. |
| 3 | Mark is top grafter! Working for goo goo google. |
| 3 | How many beers only? |
| 2 | This is number 6 I think |
| 2 | Disclosed number 6 |
| 14 | Putting a Friday night shift in.๐๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ง |
| 2 | Looks like heโs having a cuppa tea going fishing without a rod |
| 3 | Get in Benjamin me leed |
| 3 | A sit down rave. Lovely that is |
| 19 | King of Sanford lane my liddddddddd |
| 20 | whiskey all the way get in |
| 3 | Has Sunday volunteering been cancelled? |
| 21 | Get in seasidearmy |
| 21 | Trolls fucking fuming |
| 3 | Get in Joel me lid |
| 22 | 3 great fellas |
| 21 | Tommy lad |
| 23 | let's goooooo! CARL COX on the wheel of steel. put your hands up in the airrrrrrrr. come on |
| 6 | get in there Joel de lad |
| 21 | Line and can coming on strong |
| 21 | Spanner for aldgregg |
| 23 | lone night line night |
| 24 | Thank you McDonaldโs lovely food great service. |
| 21 | Jolly get in lad |
| 2 | Mask refused to bet on Ryan Moore in last race at ascot last weekend because the horse was called โsoberโ |
| 21 | Yes greavesy lad |
| 3 | Shoutout to Sheffield university. None of this would have been possible without them. |
| 24 | Get in there joel |
| 23 | phat basslines |
| 6 | Tommy๐๐๐๐ |
| 3 | ๐ |
| 21 | Mark tell us about your fetish mate |
| 23 | I'm getting 4 Henry Westons me like |
| 21 | Sniff that |
| 2 | Whereโs dedfox |
| 19 | You wearing any boxers my lid? I can see the ghoulies swinging |
| 23 | ๐๐ |
| 21 | Rhys ๐ |
| 6 | won hung low |
| 3 | Marks gusset it 4 times bigger |
| 2 | He doesnโt need boxers as he washes his arse in the sink |
| 9 | huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhuhuhu |
| 3 | Seaside stallion. Lovely that is |
| 19 | Looks like a pound of mince squashed up be careful my liddddddd |
| 21 | He will choke Helen if he teabags her with them bowling balls |
| 2 | 33 months keeping Helen satisfied |
| 3 | Marks in the zone |
| 19 | She plays on them things like a Fobtttttt |
| 23 | poor poor Helen she's an absolute legend |
| 20 | sam walker still buzzing ๐๐คฃ๐ |
| 3 | Mark sits on his plums for extra cushioning |
| 6 | Rhys๐๐๐ |
| 23 | Remix night remix night |
| 3 | If youโre new to marks channel, heโs got a hidden disability which is unpleasant and misunderstood. |
| 2 | Not going to lie Mark plays some good tunes |
| 21 | Got there own postcode them knackers |
| 6 | intro night |
| 2 | If your new to marks channel, he used to dj on bbc radio Mansfield in the 90s |
| 21 | E come alive |
| 3 | Are you local??? |
| 25 | Water Of Leith = 8.20 Newcastle. 7/2. Dropped in grade. Printing money |
| 24 | Piss break |
| 23 | Does Mark shit in the woods? AYE DOES HE |
| 25 | Tune |
| 3 | Swanage me leeeed |
| 21 | Organic piss coming on strong |
| 21 | Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| 21 | Eeee e e e e e e e e e e |
| 14 | No sulphates |
| 23 | That's it I'm.off to ALDI for some cider |
| 26 | Get in derrr |
| 27 | De lads |
| 14 | Get em down ya. |
| 21 | Cider night |
| 26 | Get in derrr |
| 27 | Dj marko |
| 23 | de laaaaaaads |
| 28 | Who remembers DJDeLads saga? |
| 28 | when he bought two turntables |
| 21 | Spanner for aldgregg top seasidearmy member |
| 27 | Tune |
| 29 | You need a set of decks de lid |
| 26 | Mark get Tom Zanetti on de lid |
| 21 | Spannerโs all raaaaaaand |
| 30 | got any more beers mush? I live 10 mins away lets av one |
| 3 | Fuck Glastonbury de lads. Sandford lane! |
| 27 | Pound it round de lads |
| 25 | KEEEEEMMMOOOONNNNN |
| 23 | CARL COOOOOXXXXXX |
| 21 | STOP THE BOATS |
| 25 | 1 2 1 2 |
| 23 | ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ |
| 29 | Someone send round a bag of sniff |
| 25 | bass line kicking |
| 14 | Get some old school early 1980โs Electro on x4. Itโs lush. |
| 23 | 2 for 50 |
| 21 | Line night line night |
| 25 | The uk would be bouncing |
| 23 | aye wud they |
| 29 | Eggggsactly Joel it's big Line night Line night Key night Key night |
| 21 | SmokeyB exactly |
| 30 | FREE PALESTINE |
| 23 | 8 Westons and a half hen |
| 21 | Juke keys all the way |
| 31 | Get in there my lad |
| 31 | EDGE LANE DRIVE TESLA CAR PARK MAKE SOME NOIIIISEEEEEE |
| 25 | :U1:https://youtu.be/9UYxkySbUnQ?si=HX022zKVKB9Y_TJT:U2:https://youtu.be/9UYxkySbUnQ?si=HX022...:U3: |
| 30 | put ur hand in that green rat trap behind ya |
| 6 | Free Cornwall |
| 21 | Yes mark lad |
| 32 | Mark likes Uk freestyle dub |
| 8 | 2*6*ChwKGkNJWFktTnlKa280REZSd0kxZ0FkRzBRb2RR |
| 23 | FREE KETAMINE |
| 32 | And obvs drum and bass |
| 31 | I can feel a rush coming on |
| 21 | Seaside mark is number 1 narcotics channel |
| 6 | AldGregg๐๐๐๐ |
| 25 | Dj Seaside bringing it to the people |
| 21 | What you having cocaine, ketamine skunk |
| 21 | Lush |
| 32 | DJ BIKE SHED |
| 21 | Line key bomb |
| 21 | 4x faster heartbeat |
| 6 | Joel de lad ๐๐๐ |
| 32 | Arterial fibrillation coming on strong |
| 14 | Leave the launch on top tue. |
| 33 | get in |
| 32 | Chuuune |
| 30 | SPECIAL BREW FRIDAY |
| 21 | Line of speed might be for you itโs definitely for me |
| 25 | HERE WE GOOOOOO |
| 21 | CARL COX |
| 23 | Head on that |
| 33 | scorcher today |
| 6 | yes Kyle, just got out of the shower, need another one already |
| 23 | 2 unlimited |
| 24 | sweat more stink more |
| 2 | Jolly Rodger you sweat more you stink more |
| 25 | pump up de jam |
| 33 | big up pride month ๐ณโ๐ |
| 6 | eggsacly Benjamin |
| 34 | go on mate |
| 21 | Shoutout to hidden disabilities |
| 29 | Get on the blower Mark it's line night its line night! Sandford lane till the am! |
| 35 | I'll sniff that |
| 35 | 4x lush |
| 32 | Betty Swallox |
| 6 | line night ๐๐๐๐ |
| 24 | FFS pick a song |
| 25 | Water of leith in the 8.20. Get some free wonga for tomorrow's bets de lards |
| 21 | Sniff a line right off that rat trap |
| 25 | missing so many epic tunes |
| 23 | Shoutout to Marks Jersey Royals |
| 25 | Classic |
| 36 | is he naked underneath? |
| 32 | Chair is working hard Dee lad |
| 14 | Daniela Westbrook is heading down there. |
| 36 | :NCF:is he naked underneath? |
| 25 | I love a bit of trance |
| 21 | Spanner for aldgregg top member |
| 33 | any armed forces day celebrations in dorset? |
| 36 | answer some questions mark |
| 37 | can I get a spanner me old Mucka mark? ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ |
| 2 | Mark your been right annoying with music leave a tune on |
| 37 | Mark, you should meet The King Of Belfast for a few jars ๐บ๐บ๐บ |
| 36 | interact with your fans mark |
| 6 | iron shirt |
| 21 | ADHD dj |
| 21 | Mark |
| 21 | Leave 1 song on man |
| 23 | DJ ADHD |
| 2 | This is annoying as fuck |
| 38 | Blasted |
| 6 | Andy Murray, he hasn't got his glasses on |
| 36 | talk to your fans mark |
| 6 | Murday" |
| 24 | not gonna lie this is sufferable to watch |
| 24 | gonna check in on bert |
| 21 | Shoutout to ๐ฎ๐ฑ |
| 39 | Party party time |
| 21 | Rolf Harris and jimmy saville |
| 39 | Shout out Chris Kamara |
| 23 | pi$$ off Joel ๐คฃ |
| 21 | Shoutout to Ron the seal |
| 33 | shoutout bigmagpie |
| 24 | shout-out to the IDF lovely servicemen and servicewomen |
| 40 | wow marks live what a lush |
| 21 | Shoutout Ken Barlow |
| 3 | Seagull me leeeed!!! |
| 40 | Mark you ready for hot day Monday it beer Monday de lad |
| 23 | Shoutout to Kier Starmer's Rentboys |
| 21 | Pissing like a racehorse |
| 39 | Shout out mark goldbridge |
| 2 | Shout out to riff raff who is unemployed |
| 21 | Goldfish is a wanker |
| 2 | Riff raff is on basic rate pip |
| 40 | Benjamin haha |
| 6 | Shout out to my mate Tony, you're a lovely fella |
| 3 | Thereโs a channel out there called riff riff raff |
| 24 | shout-out to sr.amara on tiktok lovely catholic woman |
| 14 | Wow!!!! Monday will be a great experience ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง |
| 40 | ratatwat |
| 21 | Busby babes โ ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ฅ ๐ฅ itโs lush |
| 23 | What an experience |
| 3 | Ratatwat ๐๐ |
| 6 | piff flapz |
| 40 | Tommy ๐ |
| 21 | Shoutout Hillsborough |
| 3 | ๐๐ |
| 41 | Shout out to me I'm unemployed too, grateful to be alive I am<3 |
| 3 | Whatโs up Jimmy? Not well? |
| 2 | As sad as people find marks content, you must be even sadder to hate it yet spend so much time watching it and then reposting it |
| 41 | doing well mate. just grateful to be alive |
| 40 | Benjamin exactly mate |
| 40 | they obsessed with Mark it's not normal |
| 3 | Every day we above ground etc. |
| 6 | Good luck Jimmy๐ |
| 2 | Pick a tune mark |
| 40 | any normal person would avoid and stay away from anyone they don't like |
| 21 | Monsoons all the way |
| 2 | In fact put your phone in pocket |
| 14 | Iโm out of work, but been clever to keep it lush with the dollar X 4 |
| 2 | Cause this is annoying |
| 21 | Kebab wrap coming on strong |
| 24 | Gurkha all the way |
| 41 | thanks Jolly you as well |
| 24 | munchies all the way |
| 24 | Caspian's all the way |
| 21 | All you can eat buffet wow what an experience |
| 40 | Mark play yellow claw rush |
| 2 | Is that an iPhone 16 pro max down your shorts Mark? |
| 6 | than Jimmy. ๐ |
| 6 | thanks" |
| 21 | Mark play temptation |
| 3 | Mark enjoying summer. It lovely |
| 21 | Helen will be walking like sheโs got rickets after mark pounds her with that set |
| 40 | Joel ๐ |
| 3 | Imagine mark โcoming at yaโ. ๐๐ |
| 14 | GURKHA looks like an absolutely superb experience.๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ |
| 40 | Marks got balls like Shetland pony |
| 3 | Helen on all fours |
| 23 | Joel ๐ |
| 2 | We have heard Markโs sex noises even he eats 4 egg custards |
| 23 | Is that a dumpy bag of topsoil or is Mark just pleased to see me. |
| 2 | Ooooo ahhhh oooo this is lush |
| 6 | Does Mark smoke after intercourse? He doesn't know he's never looked |
| 21 | Ohh ahh itโs a lush |
| 2 | What an ahhhhj experience |
| 3 | Mark piling into Helen with โyellowโ playing in the background. While eating a bacon bacon mutty times. |
| 40 | Mark nice Kevin and Perry hat |
| 2 | Helen says Mark is 4x bigger |
| 23 | ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ |
| 21 | Marks got a bokkle of bishops finger down his shorts |
| 36 | just decide which music you want to play and stick to it. |
| 3 | Joel. ๐๐ |
| 6 | 'Elen likes it a little bit longer. |
| 3 | Marks bokkle has jizzed |
| 2 | I know Andy itโs annoying when a drunk bloke has the remote for the music lol leave it alone mark |
| 40 | 4x bigger bulge |
| 23 | Shoutout to the Piehats |
| 41 | tommy why you gotta put it like that mate ๐ |
| 3 | Haha!! |
| 24 | needs to play Jesse get a job and have a proper good monging out sesh |
| 2 | That shows that bottle not from fridge this is unplanned drinking |
| 2 | Beer is 4x warmer |
| 3 | Mark loving life. It so lovely and it nice. |
| 2 | Nice bit of head mark |
| 21 | Lovely song collection 8000 songs per minute |
| 3 | Marks beer needs a flake |
| 6 | Is that a fact Benjamin? I've never heard that before. |
| 21 | Only Dean can play with knives |
| 24 | I don't think he's even playing songs it's like a few seconds and then repeats |
| 2 | I feel like Iโm listening to the 90s in one go |
| 2 | Well jolly itโs either the beer is warm and been shaking a bit or itโs just been bashed about |
| 40 | tune mark de lid bicep |
| 3 | Imagine if mark falls asleep there? Wakes up on Monday morning with all the workers starting work |
| 21 | Be a lush experience Tommy |
| 3 | 4 times lusher |
| 42 | big up mark |
| 31 | Sandford lane 4x lush |
| 40 | sakee man not svt |
| 6 | Skip raves, will never catch on. play a feckin tune. |
| 21 | Mark get to Glastonbury de lad |
| 8 | 2*6*ChwKGkNKV0lucmFQa280REZZY0YxZ0FkY0JnelF3 |
| 21 | Stink the place out |
| 24 | it's the big arch from earlier |
| 3 | Do a headstand mark |
| 21 | Have festival all to yourself |
| 21 | Be lush |
| 3 | SVT it not nice. |
| 6 | Micro rave |
| 24 | a few good farts needed |
| 23 | Shit hope you're good Mark โฅ |
| 21 | Need a couple of farts |
| 41 | what did he forget? |
| 42 | do stands be there on on the side of the wood |
| 3 | Be careful mark |
| 40 | drinks more beer ๐ |
| 6 | leave beer, take ipad |
| 3 | SVT is not nice |
| 21 | Handstands all round |
| 41 | give us a fart mark we needs one |
| 21 | Heโs had a line checking pulse |
| 3 | This is madness. SVT. Leaves iPad |
| 41 | lets keep a good look out lads we can let him down |
| 24 | what do we think chat is this genuine or is it acting xD |
| 36 | how can we look after your gear when there is no one about? |
| 42 | quick Tommy Jones grab his Gear |
| 42 | lol |
| 3 | Lads. If someone nicks the iPad, not sure we can help. |
| 21 | Live robbery coming on strong |
| 43 | eye eye ๐ all eyes on seasides gear |
| 36 | no one is around to look after your gear mark |
| 24 | lovely screenshot for a greenscreen |
| 41 | if someone snags his gear it wont be lush |
| 3 | Mark doing handstands on the sofa and farting as we speak |
| 21 | Thiefโs on public domain |
| 44 | nice chair |
| 43 | is he being sick ๐ซ |
| 3 | SVT been cancelled |
| 42 | if someone nicked iPad he is literally fucked |
| 36 | sounds like he is besides the beach |
| 6 | lads, I've been turned over. Ipad gone speaker gone beer gone chair gone rucksack gone |
| 3 | Iโve got 6 idemsโฆ..I mean 5 idems |
| 23 | I might go get that Cider now de laaaaadds |
| 43 | shall we call emergency? |
| 40 | Mark it vindaloo time |
| 42 | everybody look at the little green box there's a very intelligent rat coming out to take is iPadt |
| 3 | Cider is lush |
| 6 | Tommy, you are hilarious tonight, ๐๐๐ |
| 42 | ipad |
| 21 | Cider all the way Aldgregg |
| 3 | Cheers Jolly Roger de lid. ๐ |
| 23 | 8.2% |
| 31 | Everybody buzzin everybody movin i can feel svt comin onnn |
| 21 | Lads aldgregg is my pal heโs a good lad |
| 36 | have people ever reported him for doing this outside their premises? |
| 3 | Henry Westonโs all the wwaaay |
| 21 | New seaside army member |
| 21 | Itโs growing by the day |
| 43 | 5 mins were be grand |
| 42 | if this live stream goes any faster than 7 miles an hour you have known it has been nicked |
| 23 | Im Joel's next door neighbour for real |
| 45 | Wareham robbers, where are ya? get in dere de lads. |
| 3 | Seaside army, top fellas. Thereโs a few generals in here tonight and itโs lush |
| 41 | ere he comes |
| 21 | Exactly |
| 21 | Get aldgregg spanner |
| 3 | Joelโs a seaside army legend |
| 3 | Spanners all raaaand |
| 23 | Joel got me onto this channel it's amazing |
| 3 | Are we betting that SVT been cancelled? |
| 31 | Wareham a high trust society de lads ipad will be turned in to police mo doubt |
| 3 | Aldgregg. This channel is lush, and I do mean lush |
| 40 | get in there TommyRazzle top seaside general |
| 43 | love Mark, he cheers me up everyday, I don't feel bored lonely or depressed anymore. |
| 3 | Eggsactly Corey me lad |
| 6 | Andy Murday, if he was reported, our police are useless and would do nothing, he's safe, trolls have been reporting him a long time |
| 3 | SVT been cancelled |
| 40 | that's lovley mark |
| 41 | 9 beers only |
| 24 | fit as a fiddle |
| 3 | 10 beers is lush |
| 41 | 10 i mean its lush |
| 41 | 10 beers nice even number |
| 45 | a thief came but chat said "that IPad's not for you, but it's for Mark de lad" |
| 3 | See you soon de lad s |
| 21 | Take care Tommy |
| 21 | Mark spanner for aldgregg top seasidearmy |
| 2 | Get in |
| 8 | 0*0 |