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| 0 | xxx |
| 1 | Drinking |
| 0 | get in |
| 1 | Why next to the waste bins mark lots of flys |
| 2 | It lush |
| 0 | 1at |
| 1 | STU ALLEN |
| 2 | Ps5 games on tap |
| 1 | STU ALLEN HERE WE GO!!!!!! |
| 3 | Always drinking does it ever end. if not drinking, thinking about the next drink |
| 1 | Dark nights |
| 1 | Fishy armpits |
| 4 | Haha not going down sandford lane |
| 5 | get In ladddd |
| 3 | could of ironed your wifebeater at least |
| 2 | On the Cerne Abbas grind my liiiiiid |
| 1 | Stu Allen !??? |
| 5 | de laddd |
| 6 | Seaside Onslo get in. |
| 1 | Mixing the chat |
| 7 | Alright big man?π»π» |
| 8 | Auditioning for the remake of Keeping Up Appearances? |
| 3 | how many units you have a week mark? |
| 9 | Yes lad |
| 1 | mark you stinking of shit π© canβt be doing that |
| 6 | If I sweat more I'll stink more |
| 1 | Mark go next to the fence by syndams |
| 10 | LORD J is looking you Mark |
| 6 | Get your sen down to sydems |
| 11 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 1 | Stinking of fish and shit very smelly condition you have mark, not fit for work |
| 12 | Oh no Iβve missed sandford lane because Iβm at work de lads |
| 12 | Alright for some |
| 13 | will you ever go to swanage |
| 12 | Have a good one mark I gotta go back to work |
| 14 | Lovely lil tune de li |
| 15 | PS5 coming strong |
| 15 | get in de lads |
| 16 | get in there the lad |
| 1 | Get in there Robin |
| 17 | lush |
| 14 | When you getting Switch 2 |
| 11 | 2*6*ChwKGkNJN0pwcGFWbkk0REZmc0wxZ0FkempBOEdB |
| 1 | Mark stinky today |
| 14 | kush |
| 17 | get in trumps one big beautiful bill passed in the senate |
| 17 | are you celebrating David c |
| 1 | Sweating shit and stinking of fish π· |
| 17 | I having McDonald's |
| 16 | we getting steaming de leeeeds |
| 1 | Big arch lush |
| 1 | Eggzactly greavzy |
| 17 | so lush |
| 14 | Comic Kitty said she fancy you Mark |
| 1 | Big Mac and large fries |
| 1 | Tim elderidge |
| 17 | Eggsactly |
| 14 | Switch 2? |
| 18 | order a fleshlight |
| 17 | Donald trump on the phone he wants to thank you for voting aye in the senate |
| 19 | That was Lord J looking you de lid |
| 10 | lord j needs to talk to you mark |
| 16 | 400x lush |
| 20 | looking cool Mark! |
| 21 | True English folk will see this and think "heck yeah!" |
| 22 | greavsey bruv |
| 17 | Stephen bruv |
| 17 | Seasidemark takes a bath in the everglades |
| 22 | you having a drink greavsey ? |
| 17 | I had thatchers earlier drunk them all 4 cans |
| 21 | the tunes are 4x lush |
| 17 | Was lush |
| 22 | nice one bruv |
| 11 | 2*4*ChwKGkNNTE5oZXVXbkk0REZRNEsxZ0FkdnJNSEdR |
| 8 | This song is about when Ryan Moore's horse came in at 80/1. |
| 23 | Bang dem choons out de lad |
| 24 | nice tunes de lad |
| 24 | hi wife Sarah π |
| 14 | lol |
| 24 | :goat-turquoise-white-horns::goat-turquoise-white-horns::goat-turquoise-white-horns::goat-turquoise-white-horns::goat-turquoise-white-horns::goat-turquoise-white-horns::goat-turquoise-white-horns::goat-turquoise-white-horns: |
| 21 | Seaside is a dancer! |
| 23 | God is a dj |
| 24 | :person-turqouise-waving: |
| 25 | come on lad, get moving, burn off them donuts |
| 21 | can you play Adamski - Killer next? |
| 26 | has he got a job as the building security guard |
| 27 | absolute tune de lad |
| 26 | hes off to the mongs room? |
| 28 | imagine someone robbed his phone now, jeez |
| 26 | has he gone fishing with his maggot? |
| 29 | has he gone cracking one off |
| 26 | nah he's been gone too long for that |
| 27 | here he comes |
| 26 | what a fine specimen |
| 30 | bang the tunes back on, lad |
| 29 | he going cottaging later |
| 31 | get the fudge in there π |
| 26 | that grit box behind him is more useful to society, it's also the same colour has his face |
| 32 | Woi oi |
| 33 | Few drinks tonight. Get in there dee Lad |
| 34 | LOOKING NICE AND TANNED DEE LAD. |
| 26 | got to admit thats a good tune though, DJ mark/mohamad/steve |
| 35 | Borneo boys all the way |
| 26 | is that vodka!!!! |
| 14 | pure vodka |
| 34 | WTF??? IS THAT WATER U DRINKING??? |
| 26 | what a man old Rab C Seaside |
| 33 | Great Tunes! cheers π» |
| 14 | ur gonna be proper brown |
| 26 | he's like a performing monkey, i'll give you a full english pound if you pull your pants down and run to the blue bin and do a starjump |
| 14 | Nigel Farage might try to deport you |
| 34 | 4 BEERS ONLY!! |
| 35 | Looking tanned my lad get in |
| 14 | ave it |
| 29 | rachael reeves to introduce voucher scheme for piss heads in dorset |
| 26 | is he drinking from an egg cup? |
| 34 | LOOKING HENCH IN VEST AND SHADES BRO. PURE GANGSTA |
| 29 | good tunes though otherwise more entertaintment in a morgue |
| 12 | Sandford lane used to be for dancing. Now itβs just sitting in a chair |
| 11 | 2*4*ChwKGkNLel9oT0thbkk0REZac0sxZ0FkSWRrNWRn |
| 12 | Itβs like that guy off phoenix nights in wheelchair |
| 26 | :NCF:sexy armpits!!! |
| 29 | if he was doing that in manchester kids would tax him for his phone |
| 26 | it's just like being in Ibiza |
| 10 | join Lord js panel mark |
| 29 | benjamin π brian potter |
| 34 | WAREHAM/ SWANAGE BEATS IBEEFA FOR MUSIC AND BEACHES |
| 26 | top tune again you could actually be a decent DJ |
| 12 | Seaside potter |
| 26 | He could sell drugs on the side to make more money |
| 12 | Get in mark |
| 29 | mark could sell crack in nursing homes |
| 34 | YOU DO REALISE SEASIDEMARK USED TO BE ADJ AND DRUG DEALER. CHECK HIS OLD VIDEOS FROM 8 YEARS BACK |
| 26 | bet he would sniff the old gits crack in the nursing home |
| 12 | Mark would make a good DJ |
| 12 | DJ TMAU |
| 26 | i rememberhe bought the decks, never knew about the drugs |
| 36 | Lovely this is |
| 12 | When I say fishβ¦. You say shitβ¦. Fish. SHIT |
| 34 | A SAD DAY WHEN SEASIDEMARK SOLD HIS TECHNICS |
| 34 | YEAH, SEASIDEMARK USED TO SELL COKE IN NOTTINGHAM NIGHTCLUBS. THERE ARE STILL VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE. |
| 30 | Tuuune |
| 29 | i would not of thought he had enough brain cells to work the scales |
| 12 | Technicals were lush idums |
| 26 | did he sell the CEX for a big loss? |
| 16 | i can feel a vibe coming on |
| 8 | CEX and drugs and rock 'n' roll. |
| 26 | is he gonna do any dancing??? |
| 26 | ]DAnce monkey dance!!! |
| 26 | damn thought he was getting up then |
| 34 | THIS SHOULD BE THE TUNE FOR THE "MOVING TO CORNWALL" REMIX |
| 12 | Mark best drug dealer . Buys an ounce for 200 quid but trades it in down cash converters for cash injection 90 quid |
| 14 | π₯ |
| 26 | get some venga boyzzzz on |
| 26 | he sings too?? is there no limit to this mongs talents |
| 37 | Greetings Mark!!! Get in de lad! |
| 29 | mark gonna sell crack and have girls on game and rent boys on the dorset beaches while waiting for his shipments |
| 38 | donna kebabs |
| 26 | dead tomoz!!!!! |
| 8 | Thought this was the opening to Slayer for a second. |
| 26 | wow proper tune |
| 30 | sit back and relax mark lad, nobody deserves some good rest and relaxation like you do pal |
| 16 | get in |
| 26 | or cos its mark proper Tuna |
| 29 | this is a tune |
| 39 | hands on air ππππ |
| 26 | sexy biceps too |
| 33 | I can't see Mark as a drug dealer lol π€£ |
| 26 | he could easily be a dealer , theres that new comedy show on where a mong is a dealer |
| 39 | Donna kebabs garlic sauce will be fine my lad πΊπ»πΊπ» |
| 29 | jb he would be taxed n tied up in a hour |
| 40 | Not doing any harm to anyone |
| 40 | Mark is very spiritual |
| 26 | he's got a rightttttt voice |
| 26 | get on x factor |
| 40 | Hit that like button people |
| 26 | can you imagine the judgea faces when that state waddles on |
| 8 | oh dear |
| 40 | Cleaners |
| 39 | ππππ |
| 33 | He gives us good tunes |
| 26 | wow what social interaction |
| 40 | Watch out |
| 39 | don't worry about it enjoy it |
| 29 | he thinks he there to cottage |
| 40 | Uh oh |
| 26 | new best friend |
| 30 | wise words |
| 8 | David Brent. |
| 29 | Work hard mark dont |
| 40 | Didnβt hang around |
| 26 | thought it was a new episode of the undateables then |
| 39 | he looks like a Boris Johnson |
| 30 | get a car on the motability me lad |
| 26 | he works hard just like you |
| 8 | Is it a chopper? |
| 39 | Nice bike for ride |
| 29 | swap your pip for a bmx |
| 30 | aye that TMAU is a curse pal |
| 26 | you've got a camping chair from a bin , yoe earnt that |
| 41 | Fishtonbury |
| 26 | get away from the camera |
| 26 | i could smell ya |
| 29 | must admit good tunes but he is not a full deck |
| 33 | Enjoy Life β₯ π |
| 39 | Mark seasidemark gangster in Wareham, no one can't stop him.. |
| 30 | indeed lad, all the PIP in the world can't soothe the pain of TMAU |
| 26 | he's not even a joker from the deck |
| 42 | Happy Tuesday Mark |
| 37 | Mark .you still make the most of living and that is an inspiration |
| 39 | Sea gulls |
| 1 | PlayStation is for you |
| 1 | Sea gulll de lad |
| 26 | seagulls telling him to sling his hook |
| 29 | when seagulls follow mark they want to shit on him |
| 43 | what a fucking fat stuttering loser :) |
| 39 | Sea gulls my lad π»π»π» |
| 43 | :NCF:what a fucking fat stuttering loser :) |
| 43 | :NCF:what a fucking fat stuttering loser :) |
| 11 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNbkJsSUdlbkk0REZhY0gxZ0FkbDI0YTNn |
| 11 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNbkJsSUdlbkk0REZhY0gxZ0FkbDI0YTNn |
| 11 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNbkJsSUdlbkk0REZhY0gxZ0FkbDI0YTNn |
| 17 | Mps are voting on welfare reform in a few minutes |
| 34 | CAN YOU PLAY SOME PRODIGY DEE LAD .... RUFF IN THE JUNGLE |
| 17 | Letβs see what happens |
| 39 | Any 80s song my lad |
| 26 | seagulls see mark as lower than them in the food chain |
| 17 | Lush lovely interaction |
| 44 | get in mark |
| 45 | stay there till it gets dark |
| 29 | mark goes for pip assessment with pilchards down his pants |
| 19 | Make Sandford Lane great again |
| 39 | polish guy gone to home |
| 37 | You work hard at being content and you've achieved that! |
| 26 | they should show videos of this dosser just before the MPs vote, it would get through easily then |
| 22 | pip might go pip greavsey bruv |
| 43 | l |
| 43 | o |
| 39 | Dorset area expensive to live. |
| 43 | l |
| 44 | where are you I just come in |
| 11 | 2*3*AAi2D870LQi_JrNA1yiCwQ |
| 33 | Mark knows all the locals, so he's he's part of the community |
| 46 | Wish it was sunny up north itβs pissing down |
| 19 | Im going to swanage end of month lush holiday |
| 29 | mark set up county lines from mansfield and nottingham to swanage and wareham |
| 39 | emmerdale started Mark my lad |
| 19 | RSPB members all the way |
| 17 | Seagulls telling you to go home and get the vote on |
| 11 | 2*3*sJgxQqkL6OyUbpKBILDCdg |
| 17 | Par par parliament live |
| 22 | labour just said seagulls no longer will get pip |
| 44 | lol |
| 8 | Only foreign seagulls will get PIP :( |
| 33 | It's time for their bed dee lad |
| 22 | lol clint |
| 47 | Yes mark |
| 47 | Weathers shit up north de lad |
| 8 | The game was rigged from the start. |
| 33 | The seagulls will be OK dee lad |
| 39 | How many beers left my lad |
| 44 | considernent lad |
| 7 | Royal Society of pissed bellends |
| 17 | Here we go |
| 48 | they be gone in a few weeks lol |
| 40 | C657 |
| 40 | C6507 |
| 49 | RSPB Memba |
| 11 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNYWVnUG1nbkk0REZYSXUxZ0FkZTljMDNB |
| 11 | 2*6*ChwKGkNKTDN2NENobkk0REZSd0kxZ0FkUERJUmVR |
| 48 | kebab coming on strong |
| 49 | 30 quids worth of Chinese takeaway. Gonna be lush |
| 33 | They live on roofs lol |
| 39 | Sea gulls need to be patient |
| 22 | you think pip starmer will bre defeated greavsey bruv ? |
| 17 | The NOES have it |
| 22 | get in there bruvs |
| 49 | Seaside bennies on for freeeeeee |
| 11 | 0*0 |