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| 0 | i know someone who can get you a real job mark ive messaged them they will call you? |
| 0 | robo cop job |
| 1 | Wanna work in my pub mark? You’d get on with my regulars |
| 2 | open bottles of beer |
| 2 | my lad |
| 3 | welcome everyone |
| 4 | Train to swanage my leed |
| 5 | Sniff that dee lads, it's lush and i mean lush |
| 4 | Top left it tells you |
| 6 | trekkie breakkie n guinness today de leeeeeed? |
| 1 | Open the doors lad |
| 2 | working Western railways my lad |
| 6 | kebab wrap today mark? |
| 4 | Kebab wrap sounds lovely |
| 4 | Extra mayo |
| 6 | get it daaaaan ya boi |
| 0 | i have £15 on him quitting in the next 10 mins |
| 2 | train to Bristol temple mead to Newquay Cornwall |
| 7 | morning |
| 1 | Let your passengers on then head to Swanage |
| 8 | are u getting bag beer fuking off |
| 3 | ffs c'mon this looks good |
| 6 | what horses u backed today mark |
| 9 | The train behind is waiting to go de lid |
| 6 | wtf going on ear naaaaaa |
| 4 | Unlock the doors let the fish smell out |
| 4 | You stinking up the cabin |
| 10 | MARK WERE GONNA BE LATE |
| 0 | unlock the door mark |
| 6 | come fooking raaaaand 🔨 |
| 1 | The doors are locked mr driver |
| 10 | mark i need to work u gotta get us going mate |
| 2 | start to engine |
| 3 | tickets please |
| 1 | We can’t get on |
| 2 | heatwave today, wetherspoons all the way... |
| 6 | wtf going on ear naaaaaa |
| 11 | no wonder the trains are always late |
| 10 | mark mate im gonna lose my job |
| 4 | I’m stood here sweating my bollocks off |
| 12 | get in mark seaside train driver all the way de lid |
| 4 | I want to get home |
| 0 | use the bottons on the train to unlock the door vro |
| 6 | need some guinness to game better |
| 13 | evrey day we in a trains a great day! |
| 10 | turn the ac on in the train at least mark |
| 14 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 3 | do a sonic boom |
| 2 | Imagine Mark is conducting the train,... safety first |
| 6 | CCCCMMMOOOONNNNNN |
| 10 | me conductors trashed at noon |
| 15 | wareham to swanage train |
| 1 | Press the red buttons |
| 15 | technical problems |
| 15 | driver has had svt episode |
| 2 | technology and Mark don't go well |
| 5 | Sniff that, it's lush |
| 14 | 2*4*ChwKGkNMSERwZFBzc1k0REZSd0kxZ0FkQVBzRkFB |
| 2 | Wareham to Bournemouth |
| 12 | 😂😁 lush this is with mark as the train driver |
| 9 | The driver has a hidden disability you will all have to wait and be understanding |
| 1 | Where’s the open door, we’ve gotta get on mark |
| 10 | dont hit the self destruct |
| 6 | government paying for it de laaaaads trains on for freeeeeee |
| 2 | use phone line to ask help |
| 0 | open the door delads |
| 10 | time to send it back to cex |
| 9 | Time to get a bag of beer and FK off |
| 15 | mark you have bought some terrible games lol |
| 6 | SEASIDE TRAINS free transport guuuuuuys |
| 16 | CEX 😆 |
| 6 | WTF GOING ON EAR NAAAAAA |
| 16 | he's gone to CEX to sell it 😆 |
| 14 | 0*0 |