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	0	Yessssss
	1	Oh it lush mark hope you are doing well today my liiiid
	1	How’s the bike my lidd
	2	Evening mark
	1	Oh mark treat yourself you deserve it after all. A nice cash injection today my liiiid
	3	Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.
	1	It’s gunna be for me
	1	Better than being bored lonely and depressed
	1	Sean Paul classic
	4	feckin get in there me lad, I'm absolutely hammered, Cornwall is red hot and I mean red hot, beers warm, 😎
	5	get in
	4	SEAN
	6	can i get mod MARK ill keep the trolls at bay
	7	top bollocks on the ebike now r kid
	4	PAUL
	7	no more train fare ferry me my lad
	1	On the e-bike now my liiid it posh
	7	ps5, brand new e-bike
	8	steaming as rocket
	7	trolls fumkng
	1	Ps5 is gone my lid. Nice cash injection it lush
	4	Let's hear it, San whistle posse blooooow
	5	yes yes
	4	Sand
	7	get in, and I mean get in, x4 lush
	4	fird
	9	10 pints in
	9	it lush life de lad
	4	Whistle
	10	a nice midsummer pish up
	9	sweat more stink more
	9	sweating like a kipper de lad
	9	it lush
	4	blooooow.
	9	MAKE SOME NOISEE
	0	Yesssssssssss
	0	🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺😎😎😎
	0	Dedfox de lid
	9	feeling the rush coming in de lads
	9	get in hedge
	11	LFG
	9	and i mean hedge
	10	that shirt walking on its own tonight bruvs
	6	bosh
	7	Going off on Sandford Lane
	7	insane
	9	S T E A M I N G LIKE A ROCKET
	11	de lads get in here
	0	Anyone got any Vera’s?
	9	trolls calling police for noise complaint
	9	trolls hiding in busges
	4	dedfox, Legend in the Seaside Army, get in there de lad
	9	bushes
	0	Mark could show de kids of today a thing or two about music
	9	get in jolly, top fella de lads
	9	mark is seaside DJ
	12	Get in there seasideee
	11	how needs Oasis
	12	The legend is here
	13	yes mush get in me lid
	0	Cleaners gone home de lid
	11	this is how a king lives
	0	Correct
	9	song stuck on repeat?
	12	Seaside is the king
	0	Mark possibly on 3G ?
	9	wtff
	14	Get in there my leeeeed
	15	Keep
	15	The noise down mark
	14	sandford lane make some noiiiisseeeeee
	15	Mark
	15	Mark is in 5x more G
	11	make some noise
	4	This is great 10 pints done this is excellent. what a top fella, entertaining us for free, Mark should be paid for class eb9 de kads
	0	Mad for it our kid
	16	is your back sweating
	15	I’m 0 beers in but they are in freezer getting 4x colder, I like my beer a bit colder
	9	mark dripping in fish sweat
	9	mark diangosed sheff uni 2005
	9	5 great guys + 1
	10	greavsey get him a bucket of water bruv
	11	just on my last can, tyhink it's up the club next
	17	The ps5 been cancelled it been cancelled
	18	mark can you put on the steve lava music song on please
	0	He didn’t ask to be born
	14	this is lush
	18	lava chicken even
	15	Has he sold the PlayStation
	16	lol
	17	Eggsactly
	19	get in der
	9	egg zactly hedge
	15	Sent it back for faulty refund?
	16	he can have my shirt that has enough water on it from earlier
	9	didnt ask to be born, would have worked all he life
	19	one man party it lush
	17	Rip seaside gamer
	10	bike on gumtree
	0	😂😂😂
	20	Free entertainment from Seasidemark. Sitting in the garden having a few jars. listening to Mark's tunes. Cheers 🍻 de ladd
	16	horrible weather
	0	OMG
	15	What’s he need a PlayStation for he’s got a bike. What’s he need a bike for he’s got legs and lives next to train station
	9	it brain damage music de lads
	19	every day we alone it lush
	0	Probably
	9	it cocaine music
	9	it white nose powder music
	15	Is mark broken tonight
	11	@Benjamin not sold when it's in cash generator, just not useable
	17	Seaside sniff
	9	8 pints in he is benjamin
	17	Ooooo sniff that
	0	Cam cam camera
	10	greavsey what on earth were you doing ??
	4	I got to say it, this stop start rave isn't doing my head good
	16	merci bon chew
	19	seaside sniffs knickers de lids
	9	i agree jolly
	9	very annoying
	9	just keep the music on!
	15	He’s 8 pint in? Drinks on his own again? No sign of Helen again?
	17	He looks well oiled lol
	11	@James if you don't you're an fslur
	16	walking for an hour
	17	Steaming as a 🚀
	0	Helen was oiled up last night
	9	no sign of helen at all today, not a single video, making me think he didnt meet up with her
	17	lol
	15	I’m starting to think Helen has given up
	10	to pjs greavsey bruv ?
	19	where's Helen de lid
	17	Carl Cox is fuming at your DJ skills mark
	21	Went for a bike ride the man is nakerd
	16	no bruv he too stubborn to move out of crap London bruv
	16	got no brains to get on the homeswapper like seaside
	10	true bruv
	3	24ChwKGkNLNmZrb0xpdDQ0REZhY0gxZ0FkWGs0djJB
	19	:NCF:she's getting 4x bigger sausage it lush my lid
	19	:NCF:she's getting 4x bigger sausage it lush my lid
	11	homeswapper lol
	0	Helen now in refuge in Cam Cam Cambourne
	10	get him a room in your house 😃
	11	@Greavesy you'll end up in Bradford lol
	16	lol
	9	TAKING ME HIGHER
	17	Tuneeeee
	9	HIGH AS I COULD BE
	9	TAKE ME AWAY
	22	Mark my boy my
	0	Superstar DJ
	9	he changes songs too much de lads
	19	no hairy lawns for you de lid
	22	Legend
	9	😑
	0	FFS
	4	Mark, you've got 5 minutes to sort a tune out or I swear in leaving from Cornwall and going to sort some tunes out. it'll only take me 5 hiurs
	17	DJ TMAU
	14	tune
	4	hours
	9	too right jolly
	0	Jolly Roger - same
	22	YouTube daddy
	11	We are living the best timeline bros, get a stella and join in
	9	just leave the playlist RUN
	9	no need to keep changing songs
	0	Motability been cancelled long time back
	9	people coming up on their pills de lads
	9	it double drop
	0	😂😂
	11	We are watching how a king lives
	17	The Ibiza, magaluf, ayia napa crowds will soon be flocking to Sandford Lane
	4	Dedfox the Hedge, top fekkas👌🍺🍄
	9	👍
	23	get in there
	0	God, those were the days dedfox
	14	i can feel a rush coming on
	17	4 x louder
	4	Fellas*
	9	when you grow up, you can also be like mark, he is your idol i can tell buddy @norf7878
	9	so true mate @The Hedge
	17	Mark should buy that building turn it into a super club
	17	Go on Ryan Moore
	9	old ,racing audio from youtube
	9	what an experience
	23	get in here
	3	26ChwKGkNKMi02ZHZpdDQ0REZRNEsxZ0FkWjdrRER3
	16	shhhh keep the noise down like the bloke said earlier
	23	lush
	17	I’ve won 3 gwand YouTubers I’ve won 3 gwand
	0	Ladbrooks been cancelled
	9	that 3 grand went straight on FOBT de lad
	9	lush old days
	11	@dedfox we can share a bedsit like kings bro
	17	From dance music to horse racing commentary 😂 u don’t get this in Ibiza
	23	get in there mark
	3	26ChwKGkNQYXk3ZnJpdDQ0REZVc0gxZ0FkZnlNcmN3
	3	26ChwKGkNPdlc2UGZpdDQ0REZWRTAxZ0FkNmp3NVBR
	14	come on brian moore
	9	haha too right mate, would be good @norf7878
	23	fk everything
	17	🐎 go on Ryan Moore
	24	even double bagger Helen has giving up on seaside
	17	3 gwand
	9	life great when you give it all to the bookies
	25	Money back money back money money money back
	4	has monsoons gone bankrupt or something, haven't seen a curry no onions for a whike
	23	get in there
	3	26ChwKGkNJUE9fWV9qdDQ0REZmc0wxZ0FkNEJzSERR
	3	26ChwKGkNJbmxyNHJqdDQ0REZiQUsxZ0FkcEs0Q0ZR
	15	Cheering on horse race that doesn’t exist gives him that buzz
	14	ryan moore top jockey top fella
	17	Jolly - I think trolls reported mark to monsoons
	4	while "
	9	monsoons blacklisted marks address mate
	9	cos trolls kept sending shit
	15	Mark is monsooons cash in hand delivery driver on his bike
	23	get in
	23	call IJ smokes
	3	26ChwKGkNNbUw3cF9qdDQ0REZmc0wxZ0FkNEJzSERR
	9	mark top delivery driver
	9	delivering food to wareham locals
	25	2200 Ryan Moore money
	20	@barney rubble lol 😆 I'm here for the tunes!
	15	Mark gear 1 all over wareham
	23	not gambling huh?
	3	26ChwKGkNOX0xycmZqdDQ0REZkc0wxZ0FkdXB3SWN3
	3	26ChwKGkNLenlyTFhqdDQ0REZac0sxZ0FkQjQ4QWNR
	15	Mark keeping noise 4x down
	3	26ChwKGkNMYV9wOG5qdDQ0REZVc0gxZ0FkZnlNcmN3
	11	Starmer's England lets gooooo
	9	mark is a top gambler, how you think he affords all gadgets all the time?
	9	he is a profesional de lad
	11	If you aren't on pip you're a w*nker
	15	Nah I’ve got a job and pay my own way
	26	Tour de France next year lads
	4	.. morph wanna fight ya tosser
	11	@Benjamin if you are in this chat you automatically qualify for pip
	14	pip for me but it might not be for you
	15	Well pip is not an out of work benefit so if they wanna give me my tax man then get in de lads
	11	get on my lad, free car and a job look at you
	9	terrible audio
	27	get the speaker on the back the bikr
	4	NORF ON THE HAND PUMP AS USUAL RINIFGR
	9	audio is fucking shit
	9	sort it out
	11	We need to get Mark on an Audio course at the local college
	9	norf how much pip you get?
	9	each month
	0	TEMU speaker
	4	Mark put on ee by gum ffs
	9	be honest about the amount
	15	Mark don’t snap your bike in half tonight
	11	@dedfox I just get a free BMW, thank you Starmer, Rayner is giving us free houses next lol
	9	god bless labour i will never vote reform
	9	long live kier, and angela, and reeves
	10	marks phone is overheating
	11	I though old man Corybn was awesome with his free internet, this lot are a million times better
	9	so true pal
	4	Done nothing for us fisherman tgo
	14	tune
	4	tho
	9	hard sector fishing industry, i feel for you guys
	15	Is it me or are these songs getting repetitive
	9	yeah some of the things they have done arent great ill give you that
	11	@Jolly Roger-1 seems RNLI are doing your job for you
	9	like farmers and fishermen
	9	getting a bit shafted to be fair
	0	Agreed
	27	10 times smelly today
	9	but letting reform in, would be a total disaster pal
	28	Sandford crew
	11	Reform is going to be funny as f**k
	28	chopped n shapped
	0	Mark very spiritual
	15	COME ON RAYUN MORRRRR
	9	they give the most simpe answers to very complicated solutions lol
	29	Just got back from a day at Budleigh Salterton de lads. Paddleboarding. Sammy the seal was there. It was lush!!!
	11	The country is gone, lets at least have a giggle on the way out
	9	no politices at all
	0	It nice
	9	lets all just have a laugh
	15	Dedfox none of them
	15	Have policies
	15	Labour got in and just did the opposite of their manifesto
	29	How many beers deep is seaside de lads?
	0	Who needs Creamfields ?
	28	Mark be doing Deliveroo?
	0	Bout 8 Tommy de lid
	11	@Benjamin we still have pip for de lads
	9	labour have got nhs waiting lists down, give more money to schools for childrens meals, and give our army a bigger financial boost pal, id say they are doing a better job than toeries only 1 year in
	14	24 bokkles only
	0	I’m with dedfox.
	27	everybody buzzing
	29	Cheers the hedge de lad. 8 beers only.
	16	casualty theme
	28	I can deffo feel summart commin on
	20	what is the xp thing?
	15	They got nhs waiting lists down by changing the goal posts and how things are defined. Nothing actually changed .
	15	It an illusion
	11	@JB new gay yt thing, you can tell it you are benned if it goes to 0
	9	this song stuck on repeat
	11	*banned
	9	100 times over
	30	Careful of sun stoke de lid
	28	lets give the liberal democrats a go. yellas
	9	tune*
	9	ed davies top geeza
	9	lovely fella
	11	@Timmy nah thanks, I like my pip car
	28	well their game
	9	pip and more knocking onya door
	27	doggy doggy doggy oy
	0	Four times as sweaty- it not nice
	28	charles kennedy like a sup
	11	Labour is offering me a free house next, what are the Libral's going to give me for my vote @Timmy
	9	good lad nor
	9	always vote labour de lad
	9	it is lovely
	28	they say jump, we say how high
	4	The amount of no freedom of speech on you tube is actually ahxt
	15	He’s got to be 10 pints in
	30	Labour all the way
	29	Benefits cancelled for mental health. It not nice for YouTubers.
	27	dj fugrace
	9	10 pints is about right benjamin
	9	but remember pal, mark is cutting it right down
	28	some can smell it...
	11	@C Six Fifty Seven totally, up the bennies, up de lads
	20	@norf7878 yeah ok?
	29	TMAU is not mental health. Marks golden ticket. It lush.
	15	It’s funny I like mark but there’s characters like him who come to my work and I fucking hate them
	0	It’s unpleasant and misunderstood
	9	same here, they come and always stink of booze, you can tell they have had a skinful for breakfast
	29	What do you do for work Benjamin?
	9	but sort of likeable people
	28	he's a good man bottom line
	4	Clap clap song, can't beat it dee lads, get it daaan ya, 's' lush.
	9	like harmless
	11	@Benjamin you hate the king presence, it's tough bro
	15	Security guard at a retail place
	29	Ah I remember now. Sorry mate. I should have known.
	0	You see guys like Mark shoplifting?
	11	when you are already where you'd piss
	29	Some of the best people I’ve met are people like mark.
	28	i was a cream bun ffs
	15	No but drunken idiots
	16	cream cakes return to sender
	0	Check de bin de lid
	16	looking through the bins for cassette tapes and VHS
	16	lush
	0	😂😂
	29	Let’s be honest. Mark could not cope in the real world. It’s why I pay taxes. To pay for seaside. Mark would not survive.
	9	11th beer
	9	mark is bang on it tonight
	31	get the fudge in there
	0	Tommy - 100%
	15	Mark is lucky he lives where he lives . No trouble. It’s a gentle place. Imagine him in rough areas now
	11	@Benjamin Alcoholism is a disease dude. We need more support for the menatally ill, up de pip, up de lads
	28	marks pissed hasn't changed gear
	9	his head would have been kicked in if he was in a rough council estate lol
	30	How many beers in now?
	29	So anyone who says he’s a fraud, is wrong. We all know he wouldn’t cope.
	17	Mark deserves his pip he didn’t ask to be born
	9	but mark is in wareham which the area is mostly older people
	9	so its all good
	0	I’m south London and he just could not live like this without getting aggro
	11	@Barney Rubble love the thinking, get on it dude
	28	hedge that disgusting
	0	I know
	11	@The Hedge King living is for the pip few
	9	which area of south london hedge?
	4	eggsacly Barney, top lad.
	24	what happened to Helen de lad?
	11	Lets Goooooooooooo
	32	evening everyone 😁😊
	9	marks partner tonight is the bottle
	10	ellen moved in with greavsey bruvs
	9	helen is not needed
	0	New Malden
	11	Hellen was a keeper
	28	Elen's tee'd up for summer 26 Newquay weding
	9	thats a nice place isnt it hedge?
	9	low crime
	9	compared to other parts london
	32	get the electric bike out
	17	Ellen pregnant. Baby gonna be called Lush
	9	little baby lush
	9	hahah
	9	lush jr
	28	Lush baba
	17	😆
	0	It’s ok dedfox, but I’ve actually camped in Wareham, and it’s lovely
	4	facj, I'm reading the chat with only one eye. I can feel a hangover com on strong
	11	@dedfox you're pip and bennies don't get you far in the big city
	0	Really nice
	11	Make so f**king noise
	10	lush swanage edwards sound nice
	9	you cant even get a 1 bed flat for 100k in london, i was gonna move and buy the flat outright and even 100k isnt doable
	9	its so expensive
	9	unless it needs serious refurbishment
	9	like full renovation
	28	you need to dance, folk are dismayed
	11	@dedfox get on the pip and get a free house mate
	22	Get in mark
	9	do you get your full rent paid nor?
	0	I’m thinking of taking the money and running to the country
	32	4x more healthier raving down Sandford Lane
	33	get in
	33	Bill payer
	33	Bike rider
	28	no parking on the zigs
	11	don't worry about council tax and prison @dedfox if you have pip, just play the re t ard
	17	Sandford Lane Resident DJ
	4	From what I've seen, those rat traps are like a cow with a musket, useless
	32	seaside mechanic in the mix
	28	blue corn sus AF
	0	Shout out to Sparkster
	11	Make so noise :face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling:
	30	Lovely leisure time
	0	And Tim E.
	16	make some noisssssseeeee go maaaaad
	34	I'm a bike rider arn I?
	33	is this because someone said: KEEP THE NOISE DOWN
	33	??
	11	This is the king we should have in Buckingham Palace
	9	HAIR today gonorrhea tomorrah
	30	Spiritual bike rider
	35	Hello SeasideMark how is it going? Every day we above ground is a great day
	4	rentaghost🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
	17	Big shout out to Sheffield university, Monsoons, Weatherspoons, CEX, Curtis the butchers, Saltpig, Cerne Abbas, Trip to Jerusalem, Caspians, five great guys plus one, Swanage Robin,Helen
	33	MAXIMUM NOISE
	34	How do I change gear?
	17	Daish's Holidays, HomeSwapper,Brian Harvey, the McMaster, Darren John, blue van man, LBC, jeremy Kyle, talk tv, GB News, Purbeck pets, green collar bacon, Purbeck cider
	9	Big shout out to Sheffield university, Monsoons, Weatherspoons, CEX, Curtis the butchers, Saltpig, Cerne Abbas, Trip to Jerusalem, Caspians, five great guys plus one, Swanage Robin,Helen
	9	Daish's Holidays, HomeSwapper,Brian Harvey, the McMaster, Darren John, blue van man, LBC, jeremy Kyle, talk tv, GB News, Purbeck pets, green collar bacon, Purbeck cider
	10	@Barney Rubble 😃
	9	barney top army member
	14	my fans just blowing warm air at me de lad and it's not lush
	16	lovely shoutouts
	10	got the whole lot!
	34	Xtra Xtra Large kebab wrap, large chips and 27 chicken wings on order
	28	I'm dancing, you (f.all) ffs
	11	fslurs flexing in chat that they went to a sh** university in Yorkshire lol
	4	Big shout out to Barney Rubbles, top geezer in the elite seaside army
	29	Seaside going fucking mental tonight de lads
	17	the porterhouse, Ryan Moore, Screwfix, DVLA, Wilkins cider farm, Yorkshire tea, goat and tricycle, Toby carvery, travelodge, Frank Lammers, Ronnie and Reggie, Sandford Lane, It’s a Jenny
	28	Mark has the hump anout summart
	34	Big shout out to the electric bike army
	28	too much sun?
	17	King Charles, limo’s, David Knowles, RSPB, copper street brewery, the boot, the globe, Ben Sherman, John Lewis, robs records, Arne Slot, Dell, Sainsbury’s
	33	Is bike in CEX?
	34	How do I fit the pedals?
	11	@Barney Rubble I'll give you Yorkshire tea
	17	lol
	34	Not dwinkin on Sallerdee
	33	Shout out to one gear community
	16	shout-out to dog-a-shit
	36	that guy who told him to keep the noise down has really wound him up 😂
	15	Helen dumped him
	4	do ya know what, lovely this is
	3	24ChwKGkNKQ2d3TXJwdDQ0REZmc0wxZ0FkNEJzSERR
	34	Helen got new fella
	17	Helen been piped by PJ. It sad
	28	now we have distortion
	34	Ellern being reamed by Poole posse
	17	Trolls hacked Bluetooth speaker
	16	Stephen stop tugging on the speaker wires bruv
	33	where is exposed fella?
	17	Exposed in trees with Bluetooth signal jammer
	10	lol greavsey
	10	his phone over eating bruv
	28	stephen are you enhanced?
	11	Up de labour, we all getting a free house
	37	Borneo boys all the way
	10	fully timmy bruv
	28	stephen you got a nice whip?
	4	There's weeds around that rat trap, someone is making a quid for putting fear in people
	34	CEX rang. They want to know when bike is up for trade in
	10	yeah bruv a 330D
	28	so'kay job on the sly too
	11	you're racist if you don't let a black boat bobby live next door to you in your new free Labour house
	33	cutting it right down
	10	yeah robbing bandits :hand-orange-covering-eyes:
	36	the sun will have them beers warm in 5 minutes
	38	Daaan sandford lane
	28	as long as ya happy
	34	Out of breath sitting down. That's 4 x more heart disease
	38	Get in
	39	get in de lads
	10	greavsey my cover man when i key the machines :face-red-heart-shape:
	39	this is not 90's
	10	thanks timmy bruv
	28	its bro btw
	10	nah we bruvs bruv
	28	amen
	34	Not dwinkin on Sundee
	36	whistle posse blow
	38	Lush an i mean lush

Yessssss

Oh it lush mark hope you are doing well today my liiiid

How’s the bike my lidd

Evening mark

Oh mark treat yourself you deserve it after all. A nice cash injection today my liiiid

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It’s gunna be for me

Better than being bored lonely and depressed

Sean Paul classic

feckin get in there me lad, I'm absolutely hammered, Cornwall is red hot and I mean red hot, beers warm, 😎

get in

SEAN

can i get mod MARK ill keep the trolls at bay

top bollocks on the ebike now r kid

PAUL

no more train fare ferry me my lad

On the e-bike now my liiid it posh

ps5, brand new e-bike

steaming as rocket

trolls fumkng

Ps5 is gone my lid. Nice cash injection it lush

Let's hear it, San whistle posse blooooow

yes yes

Sand

get in, and I mean get in, x4 lush

fird

10 pints in

it lush life de lad

Whistle

a nice midsummer pish up

sweat more stink more

sweating like a kipper de lad

it lush

blooooow.

MAKE SOME NOISEE

Yesssssssssss

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺😎😎😎

Dedfox de lid

feeling the rush coming in de lads

get in hedge

LFG

and i mean hedge

that shirt walking on its own tonight bruvs

bosh

Going off on Sandford Lane

insane

S T E A M I N G LIKE A ROCKET

de lads get in here

Anyone got any Vera’s?

trolls calling police for noise complaint

trolls hiding in busges

dedfox, Legend in the Seaside Army, get in there de lad

bushes

Mark could show de kids of today a thing or two about music

get in jolly, top fella de lads

mark is seaside DJ

Get in there seasideee

how needs Oasis

The legend is here

yes mush get in me lid

Cleaners gone home de lid

this is how a king lives

Correct

song stuck on repeat?

Seaside is the king

Mark possibly on 3G ?

wtff

Get in there my leeeeed

Keep

The noise down mark

sandford lane make some noiiiisseeeeee

Mark

Mark is in 5x more G

make some noise

This is great 10 pints done this is excellent. what a top fella, entertaining us for free, Mark should be paid for class eb9 de kads

Mad for it our kid

is your back sweating

I’m 0 beers in but they are in freezer getting 4x colder, I like my beer a bit colder

mark dripping in fish sweat

mark diangosed sheff uni 2005

5 great guys + 1

greavsey get him a bucket of water bruv

just on my last can, tyhink it's up the club next

The ps5 been cancelled it been cancelled

mark can you put on the steve lava music song on please

He didn’t ask to be born

this is lush

lava chicken even

Has he sold the PlayStation

lol

Eggsactly

get in der

egg zactly hedge

Sent it back for faulty refund?

he can have my shirt that has enough water on it from earlier

didnt ask to be born, would have worked all he life

one man party it lush

Rip seaside gamer

bike on gumtree

😂😂😂

Free entertainment from Seasidemark. Sitting in the garden having a few jars. listening to Mark's tunes. Cheers 🍻 de ladd

horrible weather

OMG

What’s he need a PlayStation for he’s got a bike. What’s he need a bike for he’s got legs and lives next to train station

it brain damage music de lads

every day we alone it lush

Probably

it cocaine music

it white nose powder music

Is mark broken tonight

@Benjamin not sold when it's in cash generator, just not useable

Seaside sniff

8 pints in he is benjamin

Ooooo sniff that

Cam cam camera

greavsey what on earth were you doing ??

I got to say it, this stop start rave isn't doing my head good

merci bon chew

seaside sniffs knickers de lids

i agree jolly

very annoying

just keep the music on!

He’s 8 pint in? Drinks on his own again? No sign of Helen again?

He looks well oiled lol

@James if you don't you're an fslur

walking for an hour

Steaming as a 🚀

Helen was oiled up last night

no sign of helen at all today, not a single video, making me think he didnt meet up with her

lol

I’m starting to think Helen has given up

to pjs greavsey bruv ?

where's Helen de lid

Carl Cox is fuming at your DJ skills mark

Went for a bike ride the man is nakerd

no bruv he too stubborn to move out of crap London bruv

got no brains to get on the homeswapper like seaside

true bruv

2*4*ChwKGkNLNmZrb0xpdDQ0REZhY0gxZ0FkWGs0djJB

:NCF:she's getting 4x bigger sausage it lush my lid

homeswapper lol

Helen now in refuge in Cam Cam Cambourne

get him a room in your house 😃

@Greavesy you'll end up in Bradford lol

lol

TAKING ME HIGHER

Tuneeeee

HIGH AS I COULD BE

TAKE ME AWAY

Mark my boy my

Superstar DJ

he changes songs too much de lads

no hairy lawns for you de lid

Legend

😑

FFS

Mark, you've got 5 minutes to sort a tune out or I swear in leaving from Cornwall and going to sort some tunes out. it'll only take me 5 hiurs

DJ TMAU

tune

hours

too right jolly

Jolly Roger - same

YouTube daddy

We are living the best timeline bros, get a stella and join in

just leave the playlist RUN

no need to keep changing songs

Motability been cancelled long time back

people coming up on their pills de lads

it double drop

😂😂

We are watching how a king lives

The Ibiza, magaluf, ayia napa crowds will soon be flocking to Sandford Lane

Dedfox the Hedge, top fekkas👌🍺🍄

👍

get in there

God, those were the days dedfox

i can feel a rush coming on

4 x louder

Fellas*

when you grow up, you can also be like mark, he is your idol i can tell buddy @norf7878

so true mate @The Hedge

Mark should buy that building turn it into a super club

Go on Ryan Moore

old ,racing audio from youtube

what an experience

get in here

2*6*ChwKGkNKMi02ZHZpdDQ0REZRNEsxZ0FkWjdrRER3

shhhh keep the noise down like the bloke said earlier

lush

I’ve won 3 gwand YouTubers I’ve won 3 gwand

Ladbrooks been cancelled

that 3 grand went straight on FOBT de lad

lush old days

@dedfox we can share a bedsit like kings bro

From dance music to horse racing commentary 😂 u don’t get this in Ibiza

get in there mark

2*6*ChwKGkNQYXk3ZnJpdDQ0REZVc0gxZ0FkZnlNcmN3

2*6*ChwKGkNPdlc2UGZpdDQ0REZWRTAxZ0FkNmp3NVBR

come on brian moore

haha too right mate, would be good @norf7878

fk everything

🐎 go on Ryan Moore

even double bagger Helen has giving up on seaside

3 gwand

life great when you give it all to the bookies

Money back money back money money money back

has monsoons gone bankrupt or something, haven't seen a curry no onions for a whike

get in there

2*6*ChwKGkNJUE9fWV9qdDQ0REZmc0wxZ0FkNEJzSERR

2*6*ChwKGkNJbmxyNHJqdDQ0REZiQUsxZ0FkcEs0Q0ZR

Cheering on horse race that doesn’t exist gives him that buzz

ryan moore top jockey top fella

Jolly - I think trolls reported mark to monsoons

while "

monsoons blacklisted marks address mate

cos trolls kept sending shit

Mark is monsooons cash in hand delivery driver on his bike

get in

call IJ smokes

2*6*ChwKGkNNbUw3cF9qdDQ0REZmc0wxZ0FkNEJzSERR

mark top delivery driver

delivering food to wareham locals

2200 Ryan Moore money

@barney rubble lol 😆 I'm here for the tunes!

Mark gear 1 all over wareham

not gambling huh?

2*6*ChwKGkNOX0xycmZqdDQ0REZkc0wxZ0FkdXB3SWN3

2*6*ChwKGkNLenlyTFhqdDQ0REZac0sxZ0FkQjQ4QWNR

Mark keeping noise 4x down

2*6*ChwKGkNMYV9wOG5qdDQ0REZVc0gxZ0FkZnlNcmN3

Starmer's England lets gooooo

mark is a top gambler, how you think he affords all gadgets all the time?

he is a profesional de lad

If you aren't on pip you're a w*nker

Nah I’ve got a job and pay my own way

Tour de France next year lads

.. morph wanna fight ya tosser

@Benjamin if you are in this chat you automatically qualify for pip

pip for me but it might not be for you

Well pip is not an out of work benefit so if they wanna give me my tax man then get in de lads

get on my lad, free car and a job look at you

terrible audio

get the speaker on the back the bikr

NORF ON THE HAND PUMP AS USUAL RINIFGR

audio is fucking shit

sort it out

We need to get Mark on an Audio course at the local college

norf how much pip you get?

each month

TEMU speaker

Mark put on ee by gum ffs

be honest about the amount

Mark don’t snap your bike in half tonight

@dedfox I just get a free BMW, thank you Starmer, Rayner is giving us free houses next lol

god bless labour i will never vote reform

long live kier, and angela, and reeves

marks phone is overheating

I though old man Corybn was awesome with his free internet, this lot are a million times better

so true pal

Done nothing for us fisherman tgo

tune

tho

hard sector fishing industry, i feel for you guys

Is it me or are these songs getting repetitive

yeah some of the things they have done arent great ill give you that

@Jolly Roger-1 seems RNLI are doing your job for you

like farmers and fishermen

getting a bit shafted to be fair

Agreed

10 times smelly today

but letting reform in, would be a total disaster pal

Sandford crew

Reform is going to be funny as f**k

chopped n shapped

Mark very spiritual

COME ON RAYUN MORRRRR

they give the most simpe answers to very complicated solutions lol

Just got back from a day at Budleigh Salterton de lads. Paddleboarding. Sammy the seal was there. It was lush!!!

The country is gone, lets at least have a giggle on the way out

no politices at all

It nice

lets all just have a laugh

Dedfox none of them

Have policies

Labour got in and just did the opposite of their manifesto

How many beers deep is seaside de lads?

Who needs Creamfields ?

Mark be doing Deliveroo?

Bout 8 Tommy de lid

@Benjamin we still have pip for de lads

labour have got nhs waiting lists down, give more money to schools for childrens meals, and give our army a bigger financial boost pal, id say they are doing a better job than toeries only 1 year in

24 bokkles only

I’m with dedfox.

everybody buzzing

Cheers the hedge de lad. 8 beers only.

casualty theme

I can deffo feel summart commin on

what is the xp thing?

They got nhs waiting lists down by changing the goal posts and how things are defined. Nothing actually changed .

It an illusion

@JB new gay yt thing, you can tell it you are benned if it goes to 0

this song stuck on repeat

*banned

100 times over

Careful of sun stoke de lid

lets give the liberal democrats a go. yellas

tune*

ed davies top geeza

lovely fella

@Timmy nah thanks, I like my pip car

well their game

pip and more knocking onya door

doggy doggy doggy oy

Four times as sweaty- it not nice

charles kennedy like a sup

Labour is offering me a free house next, what are the Libral's going to give me for my vote @Timmy

good lad nor

always vote labour de lad

it is lovely

they say jump, we say how high

The amount of no freedom of speech on you tube is actually ahxt

He’s got to be 10 pints in

Labour all the way

Benefits cancelled for mental health. It not nice for YouTubers.

dj fugrace

10 pints is about right benjamin

but remember pal, mark is cutting it right down

some can smell it...

@C Six Fifty Seven totally, up the bennies, up de lads

@norf7878 yeah ok?

TMAU is not mental health. Marks golden ticket. It lush.

It’s funny I like mark but there’s characters like him who come to my work and I fucking hate them

It’s unpleasant and misunderstood

same here, they come and always stink of booze, you can tell they have had a skinful for breakfast

What do you do for work Benjamin?

but sort of likeable people

he's a good man bottom line

Clap clap song, can't beat it dee lads, get it daaan ya, 's' lush.

like harmless

@Benjamin you hate the king presence, it's tough bro

Security guard at a retail place

Ah I remember now. Sorry mate. I should have known.

You see guys like Mark shoplifting?

when you are already where you'd piss

Some of the best people I’ve met are people like mark.

i was a cream bun ffs

No but drunken idiots

cream cakes return to sender

Check de bin de lid

looking through the bins for cassette tapes and VHS

lush

😂😂

Let’s be honest. Mark could not cope in the real world. It’s why I pay taxes. To pay for seaside. Mark would not survive.

11th beer

mark is bang on it tonight

get the fudge in there

Tommy - 100%

Mark is lucky he lives where he lives . No trouble. It’s a gentle place. Imagine him in rough areas now

@Benjamin Alcoholism is a disease dude. We need more support for the menatally ill, up de pip, up de lads

marks pissed hasn't changed gear

his head would have been kicked in if he was in a rough council estate lol

How many beers in now?

So anyone who says he’s a fraud, is wrong. We all know he wouldn’t cope.

Mark deserves his pip he didn’t ask to be born

but mark is in wareham which the area is mostly older people

so its all good

I’m south London and he just could not live like this without getting aggro

@Barney Rubble love the thinking, get on it dude

hedge that disgusting

I know

@The Hedge King living is for the pip few

which area of south london hedge?

eggsacly Barney, top lad.

what happened to Helen de lad?

Lets Goooooooooooo

evening everyone 😁😊

marks partner tonight is the bottle

ellen moved in with greavsey bruvs

helen is not needed

New Malden

Hellen was a keeper

Elen's tee'd up for summer 26 Newquay weding

thats a nice place isnt it hedge?

low crime

compared to other parts london

get the electric bike out

Ellen pregnant. Baby gonna be called Lush

little baby lush

hahah

lush jr

Lush baba

😆

It’s ok dedfox, but I’ve actually camped in Wareham, and it’s lovely

facj, I'm reading the chat with only one eye. I can feel a hangover com on strong

@dedfox you're pip and bennies don't get you far in the big city

Really nice

Make so f**king noise

lush swanage edwards sound nice

you cant even get a 1 bed flat for 100k in london, i was gonna move and buy the flat outright and even 100k isnt doable

its so expensive

unless it needs serious refurbishment

like full renovation

you need to dance, folk are dismayed

@dedfox get on the pip and get a free house mate

Get in mark

do you get your full rent paid nor?

I’m thinking of taking the money and running to the country

4x more healthier raving down Sandford Lane

get in

Bill payer

Bike rider

no parking on the zigs

don't worry about council tax and prison @dedfox if you have pip, just play the re t ard

Sandford Lane Resident DJ

From what I've seen, those rat traps are like a cow with a musket, useless

seaside mechanic in the mix

blue corn sus AF

Shout out to Sparkster

Make so noise :face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling::face-green-smiling:

Lovely leisure time

And Tim E.

make some noisssssseeeee go maaaaad

I'm a bike rider arn I?

is this because someone said: KEEP THE NOISE DOWN

This is the king we should have in Buckingham Palace

HAIR today gonorrhea tomorrah

Spiritual bike rider

Hello SeasideMark how is it going? Every day we above ground is a great day

rentaghost🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

Big shout out to Sheffield university, Monsoons, Weatherspoons, CEX, Curtis the butchers, Saltpig, Cerne Abbas, Trip to Jerusalem, Caspians, five great guys plus one, Swanage Robin,Helen

MAXIMUM NOISE

How do I change gear?

Daish's Holidays, HomeSwapper,Brian Harvey, the McMaster, Darren John, blue van man, LBC, jeremy Kyle, talk tv, GB News, Purbeck pets, green collar bacon, Purbeck cider

Big shout out to Sheffield university, Monsoons, Weatherspoons, CEX, Curtis the butchers, Saltpig, Cerne Abbas, Trip to Jerusalem, Caspians, five great guys plus one, Swanage Robin,Helen

Daish's Holidays, HomeSwapper,Brian Harvey, the McMaster, Darren John, blue van man, LBC, jeremy Kyle, talk tv, GB News, Purbeck pets, green collar bacon, Purbeck cider

@Barney Rubble 😃

barney top army member

my fans just blowing warm air at me de lad and it's not lush

lovely shoutouts

got the whole lot!

Xtra Xtra Large kebab wrap, large chips and 27 chicken wings on order

I'm dancing, you (f.all) ffs

fslurs flexing in chat that they went to a sh** university in Yorkshire lol

Big shout out to Barney Rubbles, top geezer in the elite seaside army

Seaside going fucking mental tonight de lads

the porterhouse, Ryan Moore, Screwfix, DVLA, Wilkins cider farm, Yorkshire tea, goat and tricycle, Toby carvery, travelodge, Frank Lammers, Ronnie and Reggie, Sandford Lane, It’s a Jenny

Mark has the hump anout summart

Big shout out to the electric bike army

too much sun?

King Charles, limo’s, David Knowles, RSPB, copper street brewery, the boot, the globe, Ben Sherman, John Lewis, robs records, Arne Slot, Dell, Sainsbury’s

Is bike in CEX?

How do I fit the pedals?

@Barney Rubble I'll give you Yorkshire tea

lol

Not dwinkin on Sallerdee

Shout out to one gear community

shout-out to dog-a-shit

that guy who told him to keep the noise down has really wound him up 😂

Helen dumped him

do ya know what, lovely this is

2*4*ChwKGkNKQ2d3TXJwdDQ0REZmc0wxZ0FkNEJzSERR

Helen got new fella

Helen been piped by PJ. It sad

now we have distortion

Ellern being reamed by Poole posse

Trolls hacked Bluetooth speaker

Stephen stop tugging on the speaker wires bruv

where is exposed fella?

Exposed in trees with Bluetooth signal jammer

lol greavsey

his phone over eating bruv

stephen are you enhanced?

Up de labour, we all getting a free house

Borneo boys all the way

fully timmy bruv

stephen you got a nice whip?

There's weeds around that rat trap, someone is making a quid for putting fear in people

CEX rang. They want to know when bike is up for trade in

yeah bruv a 330D

so'kay job on the sly too

you're racist if you don't let a black boat bobby live next door to you in your new free Labour house

cutting it right down

yeah robbing bandits :hand-orange-covering-eyes:

the sun will have them beers warm in 5 minutes

Daaan sandford lane

as long as ya happy

Out of breath sitting down. That's 4 x more heart disease

Get in

get in de lads

greavsey my cover man when i key the machines :face-red-heart-shape:

this is not 90's

thanks timmy bruv

its bro btw

nah we bruvs bruv

amen

Not dwinkin on Sundee

whistle posse blow

Lush an i mean lush

No chemicals or sulphates it great

And best of all no hangovers

shout out for my pip bros

No sulphates no svt

toungue was stuck on the roof this morning

Dorset police en route. Disturbance of the peace

rozzers scarper

Adverts ruining the experience

Dorset police knicking the king and a couple of boats rok up on the beach, nothing to see here boss

Sovereign House informed

the local nutter making a racket again

police lap up Mark, daft bugars

£15 a month . No adverts. YouTube music. I don’t watch tv only YouTube so it’s worth it

greavsey is that a big ice cream on the left of seaside ?

one full of make-up the others always a nerd

Mark eating salt out of grit bin. It 4 x more salty

salt licks lol

cheers gaffer

music repeats 4x longer

@Tommyrazzle flexing that you can pay for ad free yt, get on pip and and use ublock

its a gaint ice cream cone

PLEASE KEEP THE NOISE DOWN

Seasidemark great fella

I work for a living Norf7878

Prick

@Tommyrazzle no free house for you

Ellens parents are yuppies, plenty of cash on the hip

Norf. Cunt. Banned.

Steamin as a rocket

KEEP THE NOISE DOWN

2*3*sL3LSW8_mfwxIcd5__7Hdg

even the clinks are in

Ellerns mum is an eccentic millionaire

did he get his halmut.. has he been out on the bike I've just got back from work

Chinese nuclear missiles are zeroed in on Sovereign house

moushtach, nose and glasses. mark wouldn't be recognised

Carl Cox

Carl Cox steaming on the dex

Cuttin it rite down

Carl Andrew Cox is a British house and techno club DJ, radio DJ, motorsport team owner and record producer. He is based in Frankston, Victoria, Australia. Cox has won and been nominated for numerous

awards

How do I change gear?

2*4*ChwKGkNPM0Y0UExzdDQ0REZkNHUxZ0FkVi1BdGZR

stuck in gear 1 de lads

and i mean gear 1

:NCF:greavsey likes carls cocks :glasses-purple-yellow-diamond:

My apple pie has taken a battering

its all gone abit pete tong at the bbc

@dedfox get in there de lads

kneecap and bob vylan legends

get in ghost top lad

somebody get more cold beer for mark :face-red-heart-shape:

one bockle or two Mr Edwards?

12 beers in

mark can out drink anyone

5 more will cool him down

he needs a curtis wrap, twenty slices

5 more to cool him down, 10 more to chill him out, and 15 more to put him to sleep

it summer time de lads get it down ya boy

good call dedfox

15 more beers and a kebab wrap for tea

👍

47 rashers of B Curtis bacon and a whole loaf of sourdough

DF get that NO1 slot

Go big mark you daddy

come on bruvs get a delivery going

here we go bruvers

Pi55ed as a fart

newt

its only 6 30pm

what a experience

I’m fed up de lads

crikey i thought it was bout 9pm f me gently

Mark in bed by 7:30pm. Awake at 4am, bored, lonely and depressed

Based PIP KING

its the weather timmy bruv:eyes-purple-crying:

mark will be up at sparrows, butties n brews

grafter :person-turqouise-waving:

baby seagulls loving this now

i increased my bacon n eggs almost daily since i subbed. i used to trough f'ken oats. normie grub

oats bad for you bruv

good way to fattwen an animal

not humans though we need fat

seagulls had enough

100% hedge

it bed time they up at 4

n Stephen

Bedtime for mark de lads

they telling you to keep the noise down

Waaat???

let the bleeders nest

they want some oasis

i'ma royal society member

Bedtime de lads

wat wat

Mark going home for 4 x large doners

i'm f'ken sorry lar

Monsoon on speed dial

speaker getting dropped :eyes-purple-crying:

Ride bike home

mark never slurs something has occoured