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| 0 | It lush mark |
| 1 | 2*3*0kGBdOkB3w9RRtHUjnVbFw |
| 0 | Mark take it easy |
| 0 | ALCHOL been canceled |
| 2 | sanford lane |
| 3 | 😂 I GOT A BEEF LAZANG AND PACK OF MIDGET GEMS |
| 0 | No alcohol for next week |
| 0 | Mark shoutout to JAM TV |
| 4 | bike rides and salads all the way |
| 0 | Big Joyce missed you |
| 5 | One subway does t un do the abuse to your body mark |
| 6 | hi mate, I replied to your wats app but glad your ok x |
| 7 | This is lush.glad you’re ok mark |
| 0 | Mark it might be a good idea to stick to PlayStation golfing tonight take it easy |
| 4 | get in there de lats |
| 3 | My old channel jam tv😂 vindaloo all the way sir David c |
| 0 | Kept the PlayStation for times like this |
| 4 | Road to the masters and a nice cup of tea |
| 8 | I bet Helens watching hee hee |
| 9 | subway gives eye the squits |
| 0 | Get in numbnuts |
| 7 | Adenosines on for fweeeee |
| 8 | Big up |
| 4 | hospital fixed you up like a good un |
| 8 | rip ozzy |
| 5 | You get these wake up calls but don’t change your ways was svt not a heart attack |
| 3 | Got any midget gems seaside ? |
| 0 | Mark chillax |
| 4 | bitter shandy only tomorrow |
| 10 | You should have done hand stand up the lamp post |
| 0 | Need to stay in on PlayStation tonight it dark night |
| 11 | whats in your salad mate, looks peak |
| 12 | have a couple of jars down Sanford lane |
| 13 | extra garlic so get in |
| 3 | Shout out Charlie veitch |
| 0 | Liverpool win league? |
| 14 | get few pints in its lush |
| 10 | Tip top foot long |
| 3 | Shout out Tommy Robinson got |
| 0 | Benefits be gone when you married |
| 12 | :face-blue-smiling: |
| 6 | see u later mark, glad your ok though x |
| 0 | Mark that would be very bad you lose alll your benefits. |
| 3 | Your like a cat with 9 lives seaside 😂 |
| 15 | whata nice supprise |
| 4 | get it down ya boy |
| 7 | Shoutout to the nhs |
| 0 | Worked hard for 30 years to get in top rate |
| 13 | you a legend |
| 0 | Shoutout Arnold slots 🎰 |
| 16 | Natalie G says she hopes you keeping well legend |
| 3 | New nuts 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| 0 | Any racing weekend? Ryan Moore lucky 15 🍀 |
| 2 | 12 inch no way I can only do half 6 inch |
| 7 | Shoutout to Natalie gs tits |
| 3 | Celebrities are dropping like flies pal |
| 15 | you might of got seduced, anything coulda happened |
| 17 | seaside Ellen saved your life, we are grateful |
| 0 | Subway says a footlong is suppose to be shared by two people. |
| 4 | should've picked up 4 egg custards on the way back |
| 18 | Good women hard to come by now mark 💯💯💯 |
| 15 | Newquay 2026 |
| 3 | Landed on your feet pal |
| 0 | Numb nuts can you send mark a care package tomorrow ? |
| 5 | Svt not life threatening and alcohol is bad for it |
| 0 | Shoutout to seasidearmy seagull Ghost PK |
| 7 | SVT is on for fweeee |
| 15 | quality maid, your well in |
| 4 | Helen got you to the hospital |
| 0 | At least you got tomorrow off work to recover |
| 17 | are you having a swift half to celebrate staying alive bro? |
| 19 | get in der de lid top fella |
| 19 | lovely fella |
| 10 | Take Richard bottle of wine and ask him to do your service |
| 19 | some bockles de lid |
| 1 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 19 | where's Ellen de lid |
| 3 | You can get medical weed from curaleaf seaside DPD bring it to your door now |
| 4 | have early night and cup of cocoa |
| 17 | what did big jase and his missus say? did they understand? |
| 1 | 2*6*ChwKGkNLN0N1djZrOUk0REZYZ0gxZ0FkYXhJOEN3 |
| 7 | 2 doses of adenosine is on for fweeeeee |
| 5 | Yeah I’m an ex nurse mark |
| 0 | Mark don’t leave one drop of food to waste |
| 19 | fix your glasses de lid |
| 19 | is shaggers still yours de lad |
| 3 | Lick the paper polish it off |
| 17 | well all the taxes you pay will cover it Mark. VAT at 20% |
| 4 | save the rest for breakfast |
| 7 | Eee good boy |
| 19 | it's a Jenny |
| 19 | get in der Tommy |
| 2 | subway is rank |
| 0 | Mark can you do a shower update |
| 7 | Get in James de lid |
| 0 | Mark can you do a shower stream ? |
| 5 | There are medications you can take at home mark |
| 19 | 6 little halfs de lad |
| 3 | Im going through changes |
| 17 | ozzy Osborne deserves a sandford lane tribute |
| 19 | 6 little halfs only de lad |
| 0 | Numbnuts send mark care package tomorrow |
| 0 | Mark do a freezer update. |
| 3 | I only send vindaloos David c 😂 |
| 19 | do sniff that update de lad |
| 17 | fridge update coming on strong David c? |
| 20 | Subway looked lush |
| 20 | Did a rewind and I mean a rewind |
| 19 | finance check de lad |
| 21 | Adenosine is on for freeeeee |
| 22 | Hi Mark |
| 4 | No expense spared by NHS |
| 7 | Mark,what did it feel like |
| 22 | Bzzzzzzz |
| 1 | 2*4*ChwKGkNPcmkzcUtuOUk0REZZQUsxZ0FkS1dVTkhR |
| 10 | Tap Richard up and get married @ Sherborne Abbey ( nice bottle of red ) |
| 17 | Helen Giles live, adrenaline not for her, but it is for you |
| 3 | You watched Charlie veitch recent uploaf seaside it was epic |
| 19 | :NCF:tell them come raaaaaand |
| 23 | BACON BACON BUTTY TIME DE LID |
| 24 | did you cheat death de ld |
| 15 | this means you should pencil in next summer wedding |
| 19 | it a celebration only de lad |
| 20 | The NHS’s best cus cus customer |
| 25 | mmmm |
| 22 | Mark stop drinking now. This is it |
| 26 | I've had the experience of being in a childrens hospice Mark. I don't fear death |
| 27 | tomorrow back to the alcohol dee lids! |
| 22 | I’m I |
| 26 | Innocent children don't |
| 22 | I’m 5 drinks in |
| 19 | you have trapped wind de lad pish it out |
| 7 | Do you feel better within yourself mark |
| 23 | you need 2 do sandford lane |
| 15 | ticker might be craving the alcohol lubrication (booze) |
| 0 | Glad you worked hard for 30 years to get yourself on top rate benefits |
| 3 | Why don’t you start fishing buy a rod and do uploafs |
| 22 | Mark practically a doctor |
| 19 | Sanford lane all de way |
| 0 | Mark it’s called AFIB not SVT |
| 24 | children's ward |
| 0 | Mark you have AFIB not SVT |
| 19 | I have svt de lad I don't drink |
| 22 | Blair is devil |
| 10 | Did you see the light de lad |
| 24 | Sandwell mobiles had svt |
| 22 | Jesus is the way mark |
| 26 | It could be the cheeky kebabs |
| 15 | who's Turk?? |
| 3 | do some wild camping & cooking drinking will be lush uploaf |
| 19 | exposed fella |
| 22 | Mark your lifestyle is a long term picture. Alcohol is part of that picture. So stop saying alcohol is not part of the problem causing SVT . Your talking shit |
| 26 | Home safe and well, the legacy of seaside live and n |
| 26 | on |
| 19 | where Ellen de lad |
| 22 | Stop doing it because it doesn’t work |
| 19 | did Ellen check up on you de lad |
| 26 | If it works for you then keep using them |
| 22 | They not stupid |
| 15 | its a cure, dont let on |
| 19 | I think Ellen married de lad |
| 22 | They not stupid |
| 3 | Cream cake for desert coming on strong |
| 19 | hairy lawn for you de lad it lush and I mean lush |
| 24 | oo I like chocolate éclair |
| 22 | You need to get healthy |
| 26 | Two for each nostril |
| 24 | coffee and éclair get in |
| 19 | arse crack |
| 3 | Cream slice from tescos are lush |
| 4 | Get a cardiamobile de lat. do ECG at home every day |
| 1 | 2*4*ChwKGkNJQ1c3ZU9vOUk0REZmZ0l5d1Fkb3FZQnFR |
| 26 | I've not got a scooby what svt is |
| 7 | What’s that big Joyce |
| 1 | 2*5*ChwKGkNJQ1c3ZU9vOUk0REZmZ0l5d1Fkb3FZQnFR |
| 3 | Hair could do with some hair dye pal and uploaf it |
| 19 | front and back get in der |
| 26 | is a cream slice like a custard slice |
| 4 | little gadget that does a heart trace and you have an app on your phone Tommy |
| 7 | Plleeease |
| 22 | Mark get a grip |
| 10 | Were the party crew blow your whistle Sanford Lane Crew |
| 22 | Hey up Tommy razzle |
| 7 | Sounds good have u got one Joyce |
| 26 | messy things those custard slices. |
| 3 | Seasides filing cabinet 😂 |
| 4 | my heart knackered Tommy |
| 22 | I’m 5 beers in , 13 units in |
| 19 | sniff that trolls |
| 28 | Hope you’re well mate |
| 26 | If you want to pull a fit bird, let her see you eating a custard slice |
| 22 | Had 5 days off the beer |
| 7 | What’s up wiv it Joyce de lid? |
| 28 | Shoutout to the seaside army top fellas |
| 29 | get in |
| 20 | Any doctors or nurses in the house |
| 26 | or the lid of a yoghurt |
| 3 | Trolls absolutely seething 😤 |
| 28 | Hope you’re keeping well mate just catching up now |
| 26 | GodofFrogs de lard |
| 22 | Mark go to bed |
| 28 | Got to start looking after your health |
| 19 | he's waiting for Ellen de lad |
| 7 | Pleeeease |
| 28 | Get in |
| 4 | fruit smoothie in the morning and 5 mile walk |
| 26 | Valsalva pouch get in |
| 28 | Newerquay |
| 29 | Vulkstorm pouch la? |
| 7 | Lush |
| 28 | Trolls will be raging |
| 30 | Aww mark your home |
| 28 | New er key |
| 4 | Vals Saliva pouch |
| 30 | That is absolutely lush mark |
| 26 | Valsalva, more like Valsaver amitite |
| 30 | You can’t ride that bike anymore mark yoy must get rid of it |
| 30 | You must sell that bike mark you can’t ride that |
| 4 | bike could cause another episode |
| 3 | You should of got 3 wheeler bike with baskets for beer and speaker |
| 26 | I remember seaside on the exercise back back in the day |
| 29 | Mark you need to travel to Brummy teach Mongo how to pull |
| 28 | Subzero games is a troll doesn’t deserve spanner |
| 30 | The bike is causing you SVT |
| 26 | It was peak |
| 28 | People take advantage of marks kindness |
| 30 | Deez work |
| 15 | Shefield and Exeter |
| 26 | clinical trial, you're a Guinness pig de lid |
| 31 | get in there Mark and de lads |
| 26 | they need feedback |
| 28 | Diagnosed by Exeter university get in |
| 29 | yes |
| 31 | that pan with all the leads,could well be modern art |
| 28 | Jolly Roger lol |
| 28 | Get in |
| 29 | medical professionals gettin to witness mark lush |
| 15 | knees high legs apart |
| 28 | Nice one lovely PlayStation session |
| 31 | Ger in Guy in the Grey Suit 👍 |
| 3 | GET A SWITCH 2 YOU CAN STREAM THEM |
| 4 | do a review on it |
| 29 | Revolutionary |
| 3 | Mario kart for Dee lads and we can all race |
| 32 | dont get randy on shandy |
| 3 | Night cap |
| 2 | no |
| 2 | go down the lane |
| 4 | get one of them bike stands so you can ride electric bike indoors |
| 29 | buy a few bottle of bud n join Yorkie |
| 3 | Do a all night rave on sandford lane |
| 3 | Get home at 6am like old days |
| 33 | you are looking really yellow big tuna you need a few lifestyle changes or im gonna laugh when you die |
| 34 | got to start taking care of yourself de lid low carb diet lots of walking |
| 35 | get in |
| 29 | dr seasidemark |
| 35 | karaoke night? |
| 36 | get down sandford lane tomorrow for a celebration it lush |
| 3 | Let a bit of steam off mate |
| 31 | yer obviously not an alcoholic, you'd be in a mess if you had no beer for 5 days. And you don't drink 8% beers. |
| 37 | You do you de led life is short |
| 29 | 6 jars of water and only |
| 3 | Dr feelgood prescribed sandford lane |
| 35 | hospital again? |
| 38 | NICE PINT OF LEMONADE COMING ON STRONG LATER LAD? |
| 3 | Twiggy |
| 39 | BMI of 50 |
| 37 | might of been with drawels |
| 36 | 'cken 'ell de lads |
| 26 | built like a Sherman tank |
| 1 | 2*4*ChwKGkNKcUV0dHVzOUk0REZRVUsxZ0FkTjVFcEVB |
| 3 | Better to have a barrel than a six pack Dee lads |
| 30 | It nice mark |
| 37 | nice wax |
| 39 | :NCF:100% pure british fat |
| 36 | @Chopped Suey SeasideSherman coming on strong and it lush |
| 30 | Lovely stickers mark |
| 4 | lovely pair of pins |
| 26 | looks like your just back from a Safari with those shorts |
| 30 | Did you get any purbeck cider mark |
| 26 | G'day |
| 38 | YOU BEEN EATING ANY BREAD 🍞 RECENTLY? |
| 39 | we all know who ate all the pies |
| 35 | fancy having a panic attack in spoons |
| 30 | A nice chip butty with white bread 🍞 mark |
| 3 | Looks like twiggy in that vest 😂 |
| 35 | making a bloody show of yourself |
| 26 | Chip butty with HP |
| 39 | New gravitational pull detected in Wareham |
| 30 | Bet all the nurses thought marks a right character |
| 37 | svt not nice look after yourself |
| 4 | do 6 hour live |
| 26 | food of the gods |
| 36 | glad you didnt die Mark. lay off the cakes!! |
| 30 | Marks a right character |
| 38 | WHAT WAS WIFI LIKE IN HOSPITAL DEE LAD |
| 26 | I get lots of tea in the tin pale |
| 30 | Can you bring us up to speed mark |
| 26 | and out of date sarnies for lunch |
| 37 | lovely |
| 30 | Lovely stuff that mark |
| 26 | That was a beautiful place you visited |
| 31 | We ain't had an i dums count for a while |
| 26 | Aye she's seems genuine mark |
| 3 | Does Helen watch you on YouTube |
| 37 | precious time spent together |
| 35 | Nice place Llandudno it's sound there |
| 35 | lovely couple |
| 1 | 2*4*ChwKGkNMV1YydE90OUk0REZaVUcxZ0FkLURJVUxR |
| 26 | She's a proper woman mate |
| 31 | lovely 'Elen is |
| 26 | You've been blessed |
| 40 | get in there de led |
| 26 | Hopefully one day i find my soulmate |
| 3 | Have a baby Dee lad and get it a YouTube channel baby seaside |
| 35 | did you do the great Orme in Llandudno |
| 3 | Mini seaside |
| 40 | seaside Helen is a great woman |
| 15 | superb |
| 26 | You aren't a violent or aggressive man Mark. You have a good sense of humour and are an internet sensation. Of course she loves ya you big softy |
| 4 | Conwy lush |
| 10 | Go take Richard a bottle of red tell him to get the church ready |
| 41 | good evening |
| 31 | Eggsacly Chopped Suey. |
| 26 | You need to visit the north of Scotland Mark |
| 36 | Londons lost |
| 3 | Full of back stabbers pal |
| 36 | weymouth all the way |
| 15 | rough as a bagers arse |
| 26 | It will completely change your life |
| 36 | proud of you Mark get in |
| 26 | You will see god |
| 3 | Sad khant London |
| 41 | u look abit gretly on the head mark |
| 31 | Come to the west of Cornwall Mark, I'll take you crabbing |
| 3 | Sad khant has destroyed London |
| 35 | Did you tell them about the TMAU |
| 26 | You will just watch in awe |
| 15 | thanks |
| 26 | It humbles you as a human |
| 31 | Mark, how much is a new arm for your glasses, I'll get you one |
| 26 | There is only one place on the planet that is capable of doing what Scotland does to the soul and it's the sheer tranquility of it |
| 41 | thats nice jolly roger |
| 31 | Scotlands lush. |
| 31 | Get in there Johnny P 😁 |
| 26 | And that place is India |
| 15 | have you seen Kyle Pidduck? |
| 42 | Alright de lad |
| 31 | Chopped Suey, I thought you was going to say Co 😵💫🏴☠ |
| 35 | taffyland |
| 31 | Kyle Pidduck is top viewing |
| 41 | kebab 4 me now my lad |
| 9 | safe |
| 43 | No beer tonight Wow!!!! |
| 36 | night night Mark |
| 1 | 0*0 |