2025-08-29 - seasideMARK - seasideMARK LIVE doing DIY at home, im good putting things together dee lads

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	0	Borneo boys all the way
	1	morning seaside
	0	Im having tomorrows today’s de lads
	0	Doing DIY now de lads
	0	You work for yourself now de lads gunna
	0	Self employed now de lads onwards and upwards
	0	Just clocked in on the evening shift de lads
	0	Self employed now de lads onwards and upwards
	0	TV stand will build itself if you wait long enough de lads onwards
	0	Onwards and upwards
	0	Doing tomorrows todays and it lush
	2	hello champ
	0	Self employed now de lads working for yourself
	3	Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.
	0	Listen, let’s have a bit of leisure time de lads no point working on a Friday
	4	looks complicated
	2	self assembly the ultimate ball ache#
	4	chat gpt will help
	2	machano
	5	lush
	4	do it tomorrow Mark too much hassle
	5	good deed done ✅
	6	do you need a hand?
	5	paint is not for you it for him
	4	seaside doesn't believe in instructions
	7	is that the new 3 piece suite de lad
	8	there ceiling tiles de lad from the 70,s
	5	lol
	4	that's not oak
	7	money back money back
	2	send it back ffs
	4	it might be for you but chippy wood isn't for me
	2	chip board stinks, clue n saw dust
	4	Wood worm is rife at the moment
	7	desert falcon, 4.08 @ Thirsk. printing wonga
	0	Send it back de lads looks like there’s parts missing already
	0	Seems like a lot of hard graft that
	7	Fk building that
	9	send the bugger back
	4	refund coming on strong
	0	Send it back de lads it’s faulty
	7	compo claim coming on strong
	10	why don't u get one of them TV brackets and have it swinging type that be cheaper for u
	10	on wall
	4	you should buy a nail gun be 4x more easier to assemble
	0	Looks like a few parts are missing de lads
	11	Friday flat pack fun
	10	do it out way de lid
	0	Is that solid wood de lads? Looks like chipboard
	0	Pay cheap you pay twice
	12	This is lush
	11	finest laminated chipboard de lat
	4	donate it to the local charity shop
	13	this is lush and i mean lush
	14	Hope you’re well mate
	2	what is it tommy?
	14	Don’t over do it
	7	get it on gumtree
	10	got all my TVs on wall lad
	12	Mark. Just bin it mate. Put the telly on the floor
	14	What’s he trying to build lol
	7	do you have a drill
	10	TV stand
	12	Telly cabinet de lad
	4	give it to British heart foundation
	11	attach part a to part b then balance part c on top
	12	This is going to take hours.
	0	Looks faulty de lads I would send it straight back
	14	This is already brilliant
	7	is the instructions on Chinese
	11	they sent the wrong screws
	5	he's booked up for the weekend setting it up
	12	Mark. Just stuck it all together with sellotape.
	10	do bit at time take your time
	7	get kettle on
	4	I'm worried about the assembly health and safety not happy
	5	leave it for the morning
	14	Leisure time get in
	5	it Friday get yasen down Sanford lanr
	12	Mark. You shouldn’t have to put that together yourself! Call the police or the job centre. You’ve got TMAU
	10	it's solid wood but lush
	4	hard wood 👎
	12	This is not just wood. It’s M and S wood.
	10	do it upside down
	12	This is going to be lush
	0	That looks too complicated de lads
	12	Do today’s tomorrow.
	4	you need a nail gun make it 4x easier to assemble
	8	make sure you have hard hat, goggles, ear defenders, steel toe caps, gloves and knee/elbow protection 👊👍
	12	Don’t forget the Hi viz
	14	This is brilliant mark
	0	Looks like hard graft de lads enjoy some leisure time
	14	No pain no gain as the t shirt says
	10	hope u got drill
	8	oh yeah hi viz and put cones around where ya working
	4	have a bitter shandy
	12	This is going to be as good as the Pop up tent.
	12	Mark, you need to wet your whistle de lad. Have a few beers while you build it. 4 times easier
	10	yes lad one bit at time nice and slowly like u do with lady gentle 😂😂😂
	14	You can do it
	13	get in there
	15	get that tv to cex
	13	toss it out and get some beer
	10	vision TV collapse 😂😂
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	12	Mark. Smash the tv up. No need for a tv stand then. Lovely
	14	This isn’t going well
	16	have a few beers itll help
	8	once built do not place any items on it just in case we have a collapse
	10	any one waiting for TV to fall off 😂😂
	12	Marks bike looking a bit dusty there in the corner de lads
	15	dont know about As but I used to sell Es
	13	get in
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	10	he should do bike videos I like that
	14	Keep trying mate
	12	Imagine mark getting sent round by Argos to assemble your furniture. It not nice
	8	you'll be taking apart this time next week to take to cex
	14	You can get it done today
	10	have TV on in background
	13	fet in there its lush
	17	lol
	12	Mark. You should apply for a job with Ikea. Chief builder.
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	13	get in
	12	Get in de lads
	11	pile all the bits in the corner and put the telly on top
	10	don't forget mark be gentle to her 😂😂
	13	call ij smokes
	14	lol
	4	Mark haven't you a support worker who could help you assemble.
	14	Get the tools out
	17	Bastards
	0	This has great potential to be a good uploaf de lads.. I’ll crack a cold one and sit back and enjoy
	11	chair comes in 427 bits
	10	get screwing mark 😂😂
	18	forget screwdriver, just use Hammer
	19	this is LUSH
	10	ask neighbour
	8	use ya bottle opener one of them prob got screwdriver on end
	0	TV stand been cancelled it’s leisure time all the way
	16	this might be too complex for him :(
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	11	get handyman in
	17	riff brilliant content san
	20	slug stop trying to be me you big skint idiot
	13	bang on neighbours walls
	21	Still cant work though!
	10	cost allot more for handyman
	0	Only 150 more steps to go de lads
	8	yeah there hammer in screws so just get BIG hammer
	4	wow what a experience
	4	this is lush
	10	progress lol
	13	this is lush and i mean it
	11	you've done a thing
	4	nice and easy slow and steady wins the race
	0	Almost there now de lads it’s lush
	16	1 screw in amazin
	22	This could take a while
	8	21 mins 1 screw not much more to do👍👍
	10	don't do it ruff lol
	0	Listen let’s do today’s tomorrows and enjoy a cold beer de lads
	11	if it fits the hole it's right
	17	2 hours later
	13	if its hole, you gotta put in
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	10	lol
	8	gotta go work Monday so no hurry
	11	Seaside DIY
	4	you never asked to be born mark this isn't for you
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	10	:NCF:one is u pee through women have two holes
	23	just get the superglue out dee lad and slap it together that way
	16	4 screws and hes spent
	10	😂😂
	13	lol
	13	this is lush
	10	4 pints only
	8	good show just incase dwp watching🤣🤣🤣
	10	😂😂😂
	24	new here
	25	This is gonna take hours
	25	My lad
	11	have a couple of legless jesters and it'll all make sense
	24	is this a DIY channel
	10	imagine doing this while drunk
	8	mind your back de lad all that bending
	11	Mark volunteering for DIY SOS
	2	fair play, immidiate instalation
	24	I heard hash is good for back pain
	16	tbf this is alot of work for him
	24	what's the channel about
	8	sleep well tonight
	10	hope he don't get In pain day after
	26	looking rather rotund there
	2	beer benches and beaches, john
	13	its about drinking @John.
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	10	ffs 😂😂
	18	bed of nails
	24	drinking alcohol?
	0	This will be up in no time de lads. 4 times quicker
	26	big blue sphere
	13	get in
	2	yeah, john he adores the real ale
	8	well it's not water John 🤣
	11	put it on floor or it'll be too heavy to lift
	10	round circle for the hole to cover
	24	well in moderation suppose it's not too bad
	2	its quite nutrcious the real gear john
	8	just going for shower and food then take dog for walk so I'm not going to miss much
	11	there will be a parts list at the start
	26	mark careful there you might urt yourself lad
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	10	8 x 2 could be how many U need
	10	lol
	2	I am on a diet, 1 lamb shoulder per day, no spuds
	22	Mongo new channel @jamiehague-u1u
	27	did you heat about marie healy?
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	27	did you hear about marie healy?
	11	L,M,N,O,P,Q,R
	28	What’s he building? Is it a bike shed for living room?
	29	What’s he building
	28	Mark if you spend more of an hour working on this you must declare to HMRC
	2	@John. sub, yeah?
	30	oh yeah the tv stan
	31	Do the rest tomorrow
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	2	riff will have his work cut out editing this
	30	i just sampled mark on a song
	2	your motering Mark
	32	What's getting built
	30	tv stand
	32	looks like a desk
	2	telly cabnet
	32	oh
	32	what brand
	2	wayfair
	32	oh right
	33	What da fooks going on ere naaaa
	32	I got 2 from Amazon they're good and cheap
	31	TEMU
	2	my only complaint is it will niff for years
	2	better to buy second hand, all day
	32	stuff like that needs done on the floor
	2	marty marks an engineer
	32	interesting
	32	Timmy he's actually an engineer ?
	2	self tought marty
	32	or is that a joke
	4	I'm back how much progress has been made
	34	few screws loose de lad
	33	'av a little half.
	31	Sniff that
	11	dial 999 and tell them a screw has been stolen
	32	only 1 screw in de lads
	2	ave you any Mastik?
	4	just skip that screw
	35	it not nice
	34	fly tip it up sandford lane ?
	32	every day a screw is above ground is a good day
	18	better buy a metal detector
	36	Mark works for NASA so he is excellent engineer
	32	we goto be thankful
	4	have you still got the metal detector?
	31	You will have to order another stand
	32	mark bought the only TV cabinet in the world with no extra screws
	32	he goto thank himself lucky de lads
	4	take a screw out the bike to replace it
	11	proboscis A slots into proboscis C, intersecting with flange P
	2	there is a bloke on Gumtree that assembles
	32	move the sofas
	33	what's everyone drinking? are you having a real ale a Guinness a glass of red wine?
	2	cammomile Roger
	32	only 1 screw lost de lads
	31	Cruzcampo Jolly Roger.
	33	lovely, Timmy
	4	can't see it
	4	you look pale
	33	The hedge👍
	31	This is gold
	11	it's embedded in your broken toe nail
	4	svt coming on
	12	What you drinking de lads? Maybe a real ale, nice cold lager, whisky, gin? Go out and get yourself some.
	37	Ow you just trapped me under the sofa mate I think I found your screw
	38	there is a screw loose
	2	Mark shited that sofa like its a flea
	11	pint of creme de menthe, real ale, alcoholic lemonade?
	12	Bad back? More Benny for you me lid
	32	lemlem how's fragil rock treating you
	37	I’m under the sofa sofa all the way 😂😂😂
	39	There should be enough left over for an indoor shed de lid
	32	90 percent where's the screw 10 percent getting the screw
	2	put some music on, and get in the flow
	12	Where the fuck is that going to go? The flats full of stuff!
	4	have you ate it mark by accident
	40	slip disc get in my led
	39	Cant beat a good clear out lol
	2	empty bowls before the job
	40	🤣🤣😂🤣
	12	Washing me arse in the sink is lush
	39	someone save the strean for a youtube how to assemble a tv stand moi lid
	37	Owe owe owe that was my head mark 😂😂😂😂
	4	Mark has knowledge
	2	my carving knife is used daily
	39	did you wash hands
	4	as is well travelled.
	2	i thought it was already carved
	39	All this assembly work needs a liddle arf
	2	perhape its time for refreshments?
	31	Yes
	39	Always time
	37	Mark have a nice cold beer and wait for all this to blow over 😂😂😂
	12	A couple of lovely real ales would have this built in minutes de lad
	39	Take the rest of the day off, you'r overdoing it moi lid
	41	YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
	12	Been watching this for an hour and he’s opened the box
	42	hello remember me I'm titch and love travelling on the buses
	42	I've been struggling recently
	31	Alright Titch
	42	I've mainly been living on tinned foods
	2	nice one Titch, did you meet Mark out and about?
	31	Keep going mate
	33	get in titch
	12	Get in titch de lad.
	39	You got this Mark, only another 8 hours to go
	2	titch, did you have to get a ticket and go to the grocery bank?
	42	I've struggled but I'm not one to complain about it
	2	titch are you a sailor from france, couped up in a posh hotel?
	42	I get food vouchers but they are not happy as I exceed the limit of food voucher the are allowed to give out yearly
	32	titch I get that I have 6 packets of rice a potion each and 5 tins of tinned hoops to last me 5 days
	32	I don't eat much tho
	42	I try with YouTube and get nowhere
	2	hoops are just water, better of with branston beans
	11	1 hour in, it still looks the same
	32	this is me fasting cos I'm fat
	43	Someone give Mark the D already. He's desperate for it.
	32	haha
	2	really you need Ellen, extra pair of hands
	14	It’s going well
	14	You was meant to clock off at 4pm Mark. You now working overtime so get in
	14	Mark a grafter
	28	This is lush
	2	Ellen if your the, drop round Hinny
	39	Time for a little break
	2	he wont stop until its sorted, stuborn
	39	Take it easy, those screws can be heavy
	14	lol
	5	Are you get in there leed you get in there, you get in there leed you get in there
	14	It was going well it all going wrong now this is not lush
	4	how is Mark getting on
	2	he'll sleep well his nogin will be tommyfrazled
	14	We’ve hit a brick wall
	39	Seaside on the job lads, we are in good hands
	14	Eggsactly
	14	Lovely bit of DIY
	2	fish friday
	33	holder boulder
	33	double check it
	14	This isn’t going to plan lol
	44	Triple check it
	2	put a pan of chip on, crack a bottle
	33	build it yourself bonfire kit
	39	Measure twice, cit once de lid
	19	Mark deserves a well earned pint after all this hard manual labour
	44	Double Shish all the way
	14	It’s shaping up nicely so get in
	33	yes yes yes yes
	39	WOW just WOW
	2	riff, you're job much harder now the sensible mark is emerging
	14	😂😂😂 YouTube legend
	19	@Timmy No content. its just not right.
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	2	Newquay summer 2026, i am sure many of us will meet up at the reception
	33	you've put that piece on wrong, look at the slot on top
	14	Eggsactly Jolly Roger
	14	He’s not reading chat unfortunately
	33	☹
	39	A 6 year old could put it together, where can we get one at this time of day?
	33	😂😂😂
	2	Ellen is minted, but as a true man Mark couldn't care a jot
	43	Better than being bored and depressed.
	33	yh good effort Mark.
	45	Egg sackly de leeeeeed
	4	almost finished mark?
	12	That’ll do mark. Just balance the telly on it and open a beer
	45	It’s time to put on makeup,,it’s time to dress up right
	46	8 on the right
	46	9 on the middle
	46	16 on the left
	46	it so lush
	46	it holes all the way
	12	This is a masterclass in furniture assembly de lads
	2	🤐
	12	IKEA experts the world over are learning from this
	46	mark is gagging for a drink
	46	got the sweats and shakes
	46	needs a beer
	12	It addiction, it not nice
	46	too right tommy de lad
	46	not nice buddy
	12	It not lovely
	14	All this heavy lifting not good for your back mate
	2	some bits might need abit of persuation
	12	Yorkshire tea all the waaaay
	33	Several minutes later...
	45	Cerne Abbas is calling
	2	razzle whats in the other box?
	39	I'd come round but can't be arsed
	8	is this for the 4 corners or line🤔🤔🤔
	46	delivery gyy ha skanked the back pannels
	46	it 4x more theft
	43	come 'rand then
	46	not nice
	14	We got back panels it’s lush
	31	Heavy bit of kit
	2	back panel is solid wood
	46	looks like very thin wood
	46	one kick and its done
	31	Serious back panel
	39	Easy easy looks heavy
	11	it's laminated rice paper dedfox de lad
	46	too right joyce my lad
	2	razzle was is the lower end of the magazine world
	31	Genuine fake veneer
	2	ropey broads
	46	mark give the hole a good seeing to
	46	push it deep in the hole mark
	39	He knows ya know
	11	old English fake oak veneer
	36	:face-blue-smiling:
	14	Nice one Bruce
	8	don't dust it the laminate will rub off
	28	Oh wow he’s still going
	46	epping hotel back open de lads
	47	do you have it sussed out mark. 👍🤣
	46	it lush that is
	28	Shoutout dedfox
	46	epping hotel all the way it time for more asylum seekers ❤
	31	99% particle board
	8	don't sneeze for god sake
	46	benjamin hello mate
	46	you still sober buddy?
	8	warning may contain traces of wood
	28	Nah but I’ve cut it rittttte down . Only drank once in last 2
	2	looks true
	12	Benjamin de lad, how are you now after your horrible time?
	28	Weeks
	45	Warning this may contain stupidity
	48	Wrong way around pal double check
	28	Hi Tommy, doing alright. Still missing my sister but what can I do about it
	46	benjamin is a top lad, he works hard for his money, he is a family man
	46	big respect to him
	28	That’s it. Double time
	47	wee buns mark lolll
	8	not may but will George 🤣
	12	Of course you are Benjamin. Keep on going though mate.
	28	Double time last Monday. Plus a days holiday. 500 quid for 1 day work it lush
	46	treat yourself to something mate
	46	👍
	12	£500 is lush!
	28	Electric bike lol oh wait I’ve got a car
	46	haha
	46	e bike cancelled
	46	it car all the way
	46	im on the trains and busses mate
	8	when he goes lift it off then it will come crashing down👍
	12	Benjamin, get yourself to M and S and get yourself 4 eggs custards!
	46	i dont drive
	28	Keep dey and warm in the car on them dark nights
	28	Dry
	28	Car is for the dark nights
	2	Mark will have a new motoor in the Spring, my guess
	36	DIY all the way
	33	Yorkie boy is giving e bikes away.
	12	Mark don’t need no car!!!
	45	4 hour live stream coming up
	8	b&q will be after you de lad
	2	80 watching, fuck me gently
	28	Tommy I did a mark yesterday. Got a M&S sandwich then ate a box of cream eclairs in my car lol lunch break
	36	@Jolly Roger-1 i noticed :face-blue-smiling:
	39	Do the chair Sunday, ya need a day off
	49	Get in!!!!new couch?
	12	Cream cakes on Thursday Benjamin!! It so nice
	49	Mark Liverpool win league mate
	28	It was lush
	2	curry nights on the recliner
	28	It was for me
	2	i feel a rush comming on
	50	u will need something stronger than a beer after tha
	49	Seagulls hungry mark
	8	what are then 2 holes in that end?

Borneo boys all the way

morning seaside

Im having tomorrows today’s de lads

Doing DIY now de lads

You work for yourself now de lads gunna

Self employed now de lads onwards and upwards

Just clocked in on the evening shift de lads

Self employed now de lads onwards and upwards

TV stand will build itself if you wait long enough de lads onwards

Onwards and upwards

Doing tomorrows todays and it lush

hello champ

Self employed now de lads working for yourself

Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines.

Listen, let’s have a bit of leisure time de lads no point working on a Friday

looks complicated

self assembly the ultimate ball ache#

chat gpt will help

machano

lush

do it tomorrow Mark too much hassle

good deed done ✅

do you need a hand?

paint is not for you it for him

seaside doesn't believe in instructions

is that the new 3 piece suite de lad

there ceiling tiles de lad from the 70,s

lol

that's not oak

money back money back

send it back ffs

it might be for you but chippy wood isn't for me

chip board stinks, clue n saw dust

Wood worm is rife at the moment

desert falcon, 4.08 @ Thirsk. printing wonga

Send it back de lads looks like there’s parts missing already

Seems like a lot of hard graft that

Fk building that

send the bugger back

refund coming on strong

Send it back de lads it’s faulty

compo claim coming on strong

why don't u get one of them TV brackets and have it swinging type that be cheaper for u

on wall

you should buy a nail gun be 4x more easier to assemble

Looks like a few parts are missing de lads

Friday flat pack fun

do it out way de lid

Is that solid wood de lads? Looks like chipboard

Pay cheap you pay twice

This is lush

finest laminated chipboard de lat

donate it to the local charity shop

this is lush and i mean lush

Hope you’re well mate

what is it tommy?

Don’t over do it

get it on gumtree

got all my TVs on wall lad

Mark. Just bin it mate. Put the telly on the floor

What’s he trying to build lol

do you have a drill

TV stand

Telly cabinet de lad

give it to British heart foundation

attach part a to part b then balance part c on top

This is going to take hours.

Looks faulty de lads I would send it straight back

This is already brilliant

is the instructions on Chinese

they sent the wrong screws

he's booked up for the weekend setting it up

Mark. Just stuck it all together with sellotape.

do bit at time take your time

get kettle on

I'm worried about the assembly health and safety not happy

leave it for the morning

Leisure time get in

it Friday get yasen down Sanford lanr

Mark. You shouldn’t have to put that together yourself! Call the police or the job centre. You’ve got TMAU

it's solid wood but lush

hard wood 👎

This is not just wood. It’s M and S wood.

do it upside down

This is going to be lush

That looks too complicated de lads

Do today’s tomorrow.

you need a nail gun make it 4x easier to assemble

make sure you have hard hat, goggles, ear defenders, steel toe caps, gloves and knee/elbow protection 👊👍

Don’t forget the Hi viz

This is brilliant mark

Looks like hard graft de lads enjoy some leisure time

No pain no gain as the t shirt says

hope u got drill

oh yeah hi viz and put cones around where ya working

have a bitter shandy

This is going to be as good as the Pop up tent.

Mark, you need to wet your whistle de lad. Have a few beers while you build it. 4 times easier

yes lad one bit at time nice and slowly like u do with lady gentle 😂😂😂

You can do it

get in there

get that tv to cex

toss it out and get some beer

vision TV collapse 😂😂

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Mark. Smash the tv up. No need for a tv stand then. Lovely

This isn’t going well

have a few beers itll help

once built do not place any items on it just in case we have a collapse

any one waiting for TV to fall off 😂😂

Marks bike looking a bit dusty there in the corner de lads

dont know about As but I used to sell Es

get in

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he should do bike videos I like that

Keep trying mate

Imagine mark getting sent round by Argos to assemble your furniture. It not nice

you'll be taking apart this time next week to take to cex

You can get it done today

have TV on in background

fet in there its lush

lol

Mark. You should apply for a job with Ikea. Chief builder.

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get in

Get in de lads

pile all the bits in the corner and put the telly on top

don't forget mark be gentle to her 😂😂

call ij smokes

lol

Mark haven't you a support worker who could help you assemble.

Get the tools out

Bastards

This has great potential to be a good uploaf de lads.. I’ll crack a cold one and sit back and enjoy

chair comes in 427 bits

get screwing mark 😂😂

forget screwdriver, just use Hammer

this is LUSH

ask neighbour

use ya bottle opener one of them prob got screwdriver on end

TV stand been cancelled it’s leisure time all the way

this might be too complex for him :(

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get handyman in

riff brilliant content san

slug stop trying to be me you big skint idiot

bang on neighbours walls

Still cant work though!

cost allot more for handyman

Only 150 more steps to go de lads

yeah there hammer in screws so just get BIG hammer

wow what a experience

this is lush

progress lol

this is lush and i mean it

you've done a thing

nice and easy slow and steady wins the race

Almost there now de lads it’s lush

1 screw in amazin

This could take a while

21 mins 1 screw not much more to do👍👍

don't do it ruff lol

Listen let’s do today’s tomorrows and enjoy a cold beer de lads

if it fits the hole it's right

2 hours later

if its hole, you gotta put in

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lol

gotta go work Monday so no hurry

Seaside DIY

you never asked to be born mark this isn't for you

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:NCF:one is u pee through women have two holes

just get the superglue out dee lad and slap it together that way

4 screws and hes spent

😂😂

lol

this is lush

4 pints only

good show just incase dwp watching🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂

new here

This is gonna take hours

My lad

have a couple of legless jesters and it'll all make sense

is this a DIY channel

imagine doing this while drunk

mind your back de lad all that bending

Mark volunteering for DIY SOS

fair play, immidiate instalation

I heard hash is good for back pain

tbf this is alot of work for him

what's the channel about

sleep well tonight

hope he don't get In pain day after

looking rather rotund there

beer benches and beaches, john

its about drinking @John.

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ffs 😂😂

bed of nails

drinking alcohol?

This will be up in no time de lads. 4 times quicker

big blue sphere

get in

yeah, john he adores the real ale

well it's not water John 🤣

put it on floor or it'll be too heavy to lift

round circle for the hole to cover

well in moderation suppose it's not too bad

its quite nutrcious the real gear john

just going for shower and food then take dog for walk so I'm not going to miss much

there will be a parts list at the start

mark careful there you might urt yourself lad

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8 x 2 could be how many U need

lol

I am on a diet, 1 lamb shoulder per day, no spuds

Mongo new channel @jamiehague-u1u

did you heat about marie healy?

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did you hear about marie healy?

L,M,N,O,P,Q,R

What’s he building? Is it a bike shed for living room?

What’s he building

Mark if you spend more of an hour working on this you must declare to HMRC

@John. sub, yeah?

oh yeah the tv stan

Do the rest tomorrow

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riff will have his work cut out editing this

i just sampled mark on a song

your motering Mark

What's getting built

tv stand

looks like a desk

telly cabnet

what brand

wayfair

oh right

What da fooks going on ere naaaa

I got 2 from Amazon they're good and cheap

TEMU

my only complaint is it will niff for years

better to buy second hand, all day

stuff like that needs done on the floor

marty marks an engineer

interesting

Timmy he's actually an engineer ?

self tought marty

or is that a joke

I'm back how much progress has been made

few screws loose de lad

'av a little half.

Sniff that

dial 999 and tell them a screw has been stolen

only 1 screw in de lads

ave you any Mastik?

just skip that screw

it not nice

fly tip it up sandford lane ?

every day a screw is above ground is a good day

better buy a metal detector

Mark works for NASA so he is excellent engineer

we goto be thankful

have you still got the metal detector?

You will have to order another stand

mark bought the only TV cabinet in the world with no extra screws

he goto thank himself lucky de lads

take a screw out the bike to replace it

proboscis A slots into proboscis C, intersecting with flange P

there is a bloke on Gumtree that assembles

move the sofas

what's everyone drinking? are you having a real ale a Guinness a glass of red wine?

cammomile Roger

only 1 screw lost de lads

Cruzcampo Jolly Roger.

lovely, Timmy

can't see it

you look pale

The hedge👍

This is gold

it's embedded in your broken toe nail

svt coming on

What you drinking de lads? Maybe a real ale, nice cold lager, whisky, gin? Go out and get yourself some.

Ow you just trapped me under the sofa mate I think I found your screw

there is a screw loose

Mark shited that sofa like its a flea

pint of creme de menthe, real ale, alcoholic lemonade?

Bad back? More Benny for you me lid

lemlem how's fragil rock treating you

I’m under the sofa sofa all the way 😂😂😂

There should be enough left over for an indoor shed de lid

90 percent where's the screw 10 percent getting the screw

put some music on, and get in the flow

Where the fuck is that going to go? The flats full of stuff!

have you ate it mark by accident

slip disc get in my led

Cant beat a good clear out lol

empty bowls before the job

🤣🤣😂🤣

Washing me arse in the sink is lush

someone save the strean for a youtube how to assemble a tv stand moi lid

Owe owe owe that was my head mark 😂😂😂😂

Mark has knowledge

my carving knife is used daily

did you wash hands

as is well travelled.

i thought it was already carved

All this assembly work needs a liddle arf

perhape its time for refreshments?

Yes

Always time

Mark have a nice cold beer and wait for all this to blow over 😂😂😂

A couple of lovely real ales would have this built in minutes de lad

Take the rest of the day off, you'r overdoing it moi lid

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Been watching this for an hour and he’s opened the box

hello remember me I'm titch and love travelling on the buses

I've been struggling recently

Alright Titch

I've mainly been living on tinned foods

nice one Titch, did you meet Mark out and about?

Keep going mate

get in titch

Get in titch de lad.

You got this Mark, only another 8 hours to go

titch, did you have to get a ticket and go to the grocery bank?

I've struggled but I'm not one to complain about it

titch are you a sailor from france, couped up in a posh hotel?

I get food vouchers but they are not happy as I exceed the limit of food voucher the are allowed to give out yearly

titch I get that I have 6 packets of rice a potion each and 5 tins of tinned hoops to last me 5 days

I don't eat much tho

I try with YouTube and get nowhere

hoops are just water, better of with branston beans

1 hour in, it still looks the same

this is me fasting cos I'm fat

Someone give Mark the D already. He's desperate for it.

haha

really you need Ellen, extra pair of hands

It’s going well

You was meant to clock off at 4pm Mark. You now working overtime so get in

Mark a grafter

This is lush

Ellen if your the, drop round Hinny

Time for a little break

he wont stop until its sorted, stuborn

Take it easy, those screws can be heavy

lol

Are you get in there leed you get in there, you get in there leed you get in there

It was going well it all going wrong now this is not lush

how is Mark getting on

he'll sleep well his nogin will be tommyfrazled

We’ve hit a brick wall

Seaside on the job lads, we are in good hands

Eggsactly

Lovely bit of DIY

fish friday

holder boulder

double check it

This isn’t going to plan lol

Triple check it

put a pan of chip on, crack a bottle

build it yourself bonfire kit

Measure twice, cit once de lid

Mark deserves a well earned pint after all this hard manual labour

Double Shish all the way

It’s shaping up nicely so get in

yes yes yes yes

WOW just WOW

riff, you're job much harder now the sensible mark is emerging

😂😂😂 YouTube legend

@Timmy No content. its just not right.

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Newquay summer 2026, i am sure many of us will meet up at the reception

you've put that piece on wrong, look at the slot on top

Eggsactly Jolly Roger

He’s not reading chat unfortunately

☹

A 6 year old could put it together, where can we get one at this time of day?

😂😂😂

Ellen is minted, but as a true man Mark couldn't care a jot

Better than being bored and depressed.

yh good effort Mark.

Egg sackly de leeeeeed

almost finished mark?

That’ll do mark. Just balance the telly on it and open a beer

It’s time to put on makeup,,it’s time to dress up right

8 on the right

9 on the middle

16 on the left

it so lush

it holes all the way

This is a masterclass in furniture assembly de lads

🤐

IKEA experts the world over are learning from this

mark is gagging for a drink

got the sweats and shakes

needs a beer

It addiction, it not nice

too right tommy de lad

not nice buddy

It not lovely

All this heavy lifting not good for your back mate

some bits might need abit of persuation

Yorkshire tea all the waaaay

Several minutes later...

Cerne Abbas is calling

razzle whats in the other box?

I'd come round but can't be arsed

is this for the 4 corners or line🤔🤔🤔

delivery gyy ha skanked the back pannels

it 4x more theft

come 'rand then

not nice

We got back panels it’s lush

Heavy bit of kit

back panel is solid wood

looks like very thin wood

one kick and its done

Serious back panel

Easy easy looks heavy

it's laminated rice paper dedfox de lad

too right joyce my lad

razzle was is the lower end of the magazine world

Genuine fake veneer

ropey broads

mark give the hole a good seeing to

push it deep in the hole mark

He knows ya know

old English fake oak veneer

:face-blue-smiling:

Nice one Bruce

don't dust it the laminate will rub off

Oh wow he’s still going

epping hotel back open de lads

do you have it sussed out mark. 👍🤣

it lush that is

Shoutout dedfox

epping hotel all the way it time for more asylum seekers ❤

99% particle board

don't sneeze for god sake

benjamin hello mate

you still sober buddy?

warning may contain traces of wood

Nah but I’ve cut it rittttte down . Only drank once in last 2

looks true

Benjamin de lad, how are you now after your horrible time?

Weeks

Warning this may contain stupidity

Wrong way around pal double check

Hi Tommy, doing alright. Still missing my sister but what can I do about it

benjamin is a top lad, he works hard for his money, he is a family man

big respect to him

That’s it. Double time

wee buns mark lolll

not may but will George 🤣

Of course you are Benjamin. Keep on going though mate.

Double time last Monday. Plus a days holiday. 500 quid for 1 day work it lush

treat yourself to something mate

👍

£500 is lush!

Electric bike lol oh wait I’ve got a car

haha

e bike cancelled

it car all the way

im on the trains and busses mate

when he goes lift it off then it will come crashing down👍

Benjamin, get yourself to M and S and get yourself 4 eggs custards!

i dont drive

Keep dey and warm in the car on them dark nights

Dry

Car is for the dark nights

Mark will have a new motoor in the Spring, my guess

DIY all the way

Yorkie boy is giving e bikes away.

Mark don’t need no car!!!

4 hour live stream coming up

b&q will be after you de lad

80 watching, fuck me gently

Tommy I did a mark yesterday. Got a M&S sandwich then ate a box of cream eclairs in my car lol lunch break

@Jolly Roger-1 i noticed :face-blue-smiling:

Do the chair Sunday, ya need a day off

Get in!!!!new couch?

Cream cakes on Thursday Benjamin!! It so nice

Mark Liverpool win league mate

It was lush

curry nights on the recliner

It was for me

i feel a rush comming on

u will need something stronger than a beer after tha

Seagulls hungry mark

what are then 2 holes in that end?

get in there dee lads

RSPB Member

the seagul wants feeding

Mark. Cerabrate wiv a few jars on Friday. Sandford lane

seasideDIY

86 watching. Sandford lane perfect tonight once all staff gone home

need a plain

Dark knight is coming de lads

haa

need a breaker

They the wrong way around de lad pattern on the inside

spends a fortune on sourdough for that thing

I still have no idea what this is

get innnnn de laaaaad

Get in

wtf going on ear naaaaaaaa

it's a puppetttttt

I will wait for the fing and geffing later

television unit Benjamin

Marks building a shelter for when the dark knight comes

i am here champ

From mark to mark

I'm worried about my friend Eden shorthouse he's known in the YouTube community and he's been sectioned under the mental heath act

Oh right, is it 4K compatible?

Turn on donations mark, I want to send you some cesh for the horses

Tap it in with hammer

its a rabbit hutch

carpentry been cancelled de laaaaads

brilliant

carpenter 🤣🤣more like Karen carpenter

What’s his

built to last dee lads

What’s his channel titch

Burn it

I’m on the kronenburg seas

it quality workmanship

getin in triple h

90 watching, if your new to marks channel, he a grafter with hidden disability

well done lad

You deserve a nice cold beer after this experience

Hidden talents more like

85 notes San

cosmic kitty will be loving this

well deserved kabab and pint

tell the wood to go easy on u as u have disabilities and are vulnerable

get some glue on it maaark it be sound de lid

the holes for hinges on bottom end said that ages agooooo

Carpenter course been cancelled

wrong way round lol

:face-turquoise-covering-eyes:

tbf is going on ear

😂😂😂

ends gotta come offfff

😑

That’s arse about face

Come on mark a monkey would have had that built by now 😂😂

Lift with the legs not the back moi lid

Burn it and order another one

😡

doors are overrated

Ain't life great when you're bored, lonely & depressed

rustic

take mins take end off lol

goo on laa

wtf going on ear naaaaaaaaa

😤

Get yorkie to come over and smash it up

how he gonna get it down ?

bodge it and scarper carpentry

ltd

a blind man on a galloping horse wouldn't notice

i feel like hell push it off

Don’t really need the doors

the doors will keep the dust out

doors are over rated

this a desk or dresser or wha?

load of bollocks

its a wardrobe i think

just put some mouldy cheese in them holes👍

Coffin

that'llbe down sandford

it will be in ceX by monday

it's a de lad dresser

cash injection

Burn it

cash injection needed for chair

don't think even cex would take that

mark you need another telly

1hour 33 min a world record build

cex will give you 10p for it, and sell it for £100

big profits de lads

the glue in that would burn like a catherine wheel

holda bolda

odor bodor

legs are last

bockles

FUCK IS GOING ON EAR NAAAAA

fuck the screwdriver, use a cordless drill

like a real man

That;s the best TV stand you've made today moi lid

the new Tommy Walsh de lad

you are a real pro at building mark😄

skinted for that garbage

Mark you need to add this to your CV. New skills. Skills

Learn new fings

it not for me mate

but it is for you

why don't you change that end panel round do it properly ya top carpenter ffs

yeah and I'm slim and 21 again🤣🤣

Wow this is lush

Good workmanship, just won't work

I hope everyone is taking notes, there are questions later

sweating ya tits off

4x more dripping

Mark how was that pizza 🍕

have you made much progress

Mark it’s time for a lunch break

Not an ounce of sweat on his back though

WwwwwwooooooWwwww!😂

Look it’s still the same colour

what is it grevsey bruv ?

yeah back sweat cancelled

its a medical condition de lad, he doesnt get back sweat anymore

😃

If that was me after 10 minutes all you would see is water

i think because his back is so hairy it blocks his sweat glands

de lads back is like Prince Andrew in doesn't sweat

it so nice buddy

It’s DIY on Fridddeeeeeyyy and the bets are on fa freeee before the dark knight comes 😂

Lol

Seaside doesn’t have SBS stephen bruv I’m jealpus

😀

yeah but it spreads lol

Is it a coffin?

Lol

There’s always something in it for you Mark, so get in

Pint in the garden to celebrate

bit small for a coffin for mark that

those 2 holes are for sexual purposes

Getyasen down to as-DAH for a trolley full of cream cakes de laaats 😋

it double glory holes de lads

is that yorkies bike lad?

😂

glory holes👍

Brilliant mate

👍

lol

Mark do you need a cooling break?

82 people watching mark put a telly stand together . Lovely that is

His front looks a bit sweaty

Weights falling off with the C/B weight plan de laaats😆

Sweaty front syndrome

lol

They scammed you mark loo

mark buy a flat pack fan, you'll need it de led

It’s SFT all the waaay

Lololol 😂

dripping on front, but back dry as ghandi flipflop

amazing

Lol

SFS

Less people watching jake Paul weigh in😅

I was going out this afternoon but I’ve stopped in to watch this. It’s a TV event.

mark where's this fine new cabinet going to go?

too right @Greavesy

be on antique road show next year

greavsey do you think pj is an inceI lad?

It too right dederfox

Yeah because he’s unable to get into a relationship despite constantly trying

this thing will be antique by the time it's put together

Mark. Are you bored? - no. Are you lonely? -no. Are you depressed? - no.

greavsey do you think he has a bad personality and mindset?

Definitely

we'll all be antique by time he's done

did it come with a TV mark lad? TV stand not much use without a TV really

I sweat more I stink more. Imagine the smell in that flat!

Am I 4k recording? I am aren’t I?

too many Es in the 90s at raves in Manchester

I miss Limos

Gonna need a hazmat team to fumigate the flat after this

Es are good Es are good

Mark getting ready for those cold dark nights

£18 a night storage heaters de lad

Mark will finish this; put the telly on top, plug it in and it’ll blow up.

Getting posh with a tv stand. What an experience

metal worker now de lad

4x more brutal cold winters, £20 a night storage heaters, it all lizz truss fault

Mark is top grafter. Steel fixing.

It mint it lust it posh it nice

Metal fabricator course coming on strong

It lush it lovely

Mark. If you wore your grafters jacket, you could have put this down as unpaid work for extra Benny.

should be wearing a welding mask doing that de lad

New dining table. New tv stand. New sofa. All coming together for Helen

Greavesy you need a medal sitting listening to that skint incel all day de lid

😂

gonna have a lush setup

pj is honestly a serious danger to women

What’s PJs channel de lads?

I don't know how you do it! @Greavesy you must know his life is the absolute pits I owned him bad and I will never watch him again he's proper proper disabled

Definitely. I’ve tried to give him advice and tell him to move on to something else but he’s fixated on jt

dwp now looking on IKEA website for a job for ya da lad

Get some egg custards down you my liiiid

@Greavesy dont waste your time

spanners all round

Yeah true. I find him entertaining. A bit like gert sometimes, horrible person but still entertaining etc

Mark is getting head hunted by ikea and Argos for top builders job.

Gert cat life lmao

Mark. You’ve got 8 more jobs after this and you need to get between addresses. Reckon you’ll finish by 6? 😂

COLIIIIIIN

proper onion head

Lol

COLLINNNNNN you c***t

:NCF:COLLINNNNNN you c***t

Mark. I’ve got 8 customers on the phone asking where there furniture is that you’re delivering and assembling. What do you mean you’re still on the first job!!!

your banned your banned and your banned trolls🤣

lol tommy

😂

£90 plus £240/vat

mark getting his wages docked

lots of upset customers!

just do the bedroom furniture for the ladies de lad👍

Mark on bonus if he finishes all jobs by 6

6 but what day🤣

no chance, tommy you bonuses are just futile bait

lol

Benny bonus

if he's getting paid by the hour, he's going to be loaded

That’s lush!!!

certainly not peace rate

yes he might finish at 6 tomorrow morning😆

wider than tall

trolls contacting dwp about mark working as a tv cabinet specialist

Mark doing charity work. It grafting, it too grafter.

Bacon bacon mutty times later

Mark even does OT, top feller

Not anymore in this economy

cheerz mark n yall xx

Mark works until the jobs finished. It nice

can i just work sundees

Seaside promoted to furniture specialist at the british heart foundation

Helens a lucky lady to have a grafter

@PINE BEEBLE🐝 hey gtsy😀

lol greavsey

tiger xx

come down from the pills and the sniff

get in

phet come down is hell

mark top coke dealer in wareham

didn't do Saturday mornings missed tiswas

Mark on the hard stuff in the 1990s

Lol

i remember tiswas😅

Knock knock….. hello! I’m mark, I’ve come to assemble your tv cabinet. Just in case you’re new, I’ve got a condition called TMAU, it’s misunderstood and unpleasant. One day I stink of fish..

he avoided the tin foils mind

Am gunna tell ya. I wanna tell ya

mark the enforcer, if you dont pay your drug debts, mark used to pay you a visit

alan?

lol Tommy😂

good ol alan

top lad

hex wrench for the yanks

Mark when is the next 'aircut? a just had me aircut , I’ve just had me aircut

Before I start unboxing the furniture. Can I wash me arse in your sink? 4 x cleaner

sandford

Record time

I sweat more I stink more

Sorry for your shit stained towels it my con er dition

😂😂

@Greavesy 😂

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