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| 1 | flat pack builder, blind installer now amazon dot installer, wow de lad multi talented |
| 2 | no drill required |
| 2 | money back money back |
| 1 | Alexa how much you worth at cex🤣 |
| 3 | morm de lad |
| 4 | morning de lids |
| 3 | mark just remember no gambling = lush |
| 5 | well the blowers listerning, i dont give a f'ck |
| 4 | what's goin on ere nah |
| 6 | Wow! What a superb pice of tech. |
| 5 | its like the jetsons |
| 3 | im thinking money back, i think david c will agree |
| 7 | Long time no see mark hope youre well |
| 6 | I’ve heard that they can listen to every word you say….. |
| 5 | ask if you can call her lex |
| 8 | Get it sold to Cex for a loss de lad |
| 3 | is ur blye tooth on |
| 3 | blue |
| 3 | sell the bastard and fill ur bag up, u dont need this stress |
| 3 | :NCF:sell the bastard and fill ur bag up, u dont need this stress |
| 5 | lol |
| 7 | say alexa pair mark |
| 5 | northern oooma |
| 4 | need some new specs for you my laaad |
| 8 | Fuck it off to cex mark this stress gonna set your SVT off |
| 3 | lol |
| 9 | read the paper you mong:face-orange-frowning: |
| 8 | Take a loss |
| 4 | SVT coming on strong |
| 7 | ?you connected it to wifi big lad |
| 8 | Will CEX take your blinds lol? |
| 10 | ALEXA 🗣 |
| 9 | its not on mark |
| 5 | proper job |
| 8 | Trolls have infiltrated the Amazon package mark. They’ve turned it into a spy cam. |
| 3 | remember ur broadband is x4 less |
| 7 | ALEXA 🗣 |
| 9 | PRESS THE BUTTON |
| 9 | :face-blue-wide-eyes: |
| 6 | What a stressful experience. |
| 8 | Stick it in the air dryer |
| 8 | Turn it off uninstall the app then start again |
| 3 | emnzy please dont add to the stress of this |
| 10 | say ALEXA 🗣 |
| 5 | lex dim the light |
| 0 | 2*4*ChwKGkNLenJsSkh6dzQ4REZiTUgxZ0FkU2NnNDNn |
| 7 | Sack it off mark |
| 7 | refresh |
| 0 | 2*3*_DBSFZKayO6dQ1FO_mPGOQ |
| 7 | come back tomorow |
| 9 | @DELBOY the blinds were enough youre right |
| 8 | You need to pair it to your WiFi. Start again from scratch |
| 0 | 2*4*ChwKGkNNdnI3NV96dzQ4REZlb0wxZ0FkTTZjNUln |
| 8 | Just need Alexa app |
| 10 | :NCF:sack it off, get a pint, wait for this to all blo over |
| 3 | yep, mark needs to be taking it easy emnzy |
| 8 | That’s mute lol |
| 7 | stick some sausages in airfryer or somet |
| 5 | you gotta wine n dine, you dont just jump into bed with terry tibs |
| 8 | In the app you have to connect it to your WiFi |
| 3 | asl helen mark, she might be tek minded |
| 4 | no more Echo dot for you my laaaad |
| 3 | ask |
| 7 | aye connect it to wifi fella |
| 8 | Ring Amazon so we can listen to |
| 9 | ask alexa what to do |
| 4 | it might not be for you |
| 11 | It's fooked 🤣 |
| 8 | Ring Amazon de lad |
| 7 | ring jeff |
| 8 | Cex rubbing their hands watching this. |
| 3 | lol |
| 3 | christmas bonus incoming |
| 10 | wrong button mate |
| 11 | Needs a service |
| 8 | Mark knows what to do this is a wind up. He’s giving trolls content |
| 9 | tech lord right here |
| 4 | trade it in for PlayStation game 4x lush |
| 10 | ask Alexa for wofi |
| 8 | Do keep ups with it de lad |
| 6 | Can you take Alexa to Sanford to join in the Rave? |
| 9 | SAY HELLO |
| 7 | swannage robin |
| 9 | YOU ARE INCOMPETENT |
| 10 | 🐦🐦⬛ |
| 9 | :face-fuchsia-tongue-out: |
| 4 | gotta love having amazon spying technology in the house |
| 0 | 2*4*ChwKGkNNZjl0dHIwdzQ4REZlb1gxZ0FkQ0prUDV3 |
| 3 | :NCF:put it in the sink , fuk it |
| 10 | say ALEXA 🗣 |
| 4 | let's give delboy a spanner |
| 8 | Mark follow this |
| 8 | :U1:https://youtu.be/Js2xsi7Eyns?si=UIkwpbRjJSG8rtEB:U2:https://youtu.be/Js2xsi7Eyns?si=UIkwp...:U3: |
| 8 | Follow this :U1:https://youtu.be/Js2xsi7Eyns?si=UIkwpbRjJSG8rtEB:U2:https://youtu.be/Js2xsi7Eyns?si=UIkwp...:U3: |
| 10 | get it down cex trade it in for pint |
| 3 | emnzy deserves a spanner more than me , shes more helpful |
| 12 | Mark you should unplug it and put it in the fridge |
| 12 | Overheated ant it |
| 3 | ty de lid |
| 9 | he ripped up the paper for fucks sake:face-blue-wide-eyes: |
| 4 | 😅 |
| 3 | reset it , download the app and start fresh |
| 12 | He don’t need instructions |
| 9 | HE SAID HES GIVING UP TWICE:face-purple-crying: |
| 8 | It’s in the app that he’s not connected to WiFi |
| 11 | Too cold if it's blue |
| 10 | go on the app |
| 13 | Morning de lads. |
| 12 | Send it back, its not for you |
| 14 | seaside lad |
| 12 | Might not be for you |
| 10 | rip up the instructions |
| 15 | Alright mate 👍 |
| 9 | youre getting to angry mark, need to have a bit of leisure time:face-orange-biting-nails: |
| 12 | Try it with iPad |
| 4 | give it a wash in soapy water my mate |
| 12 | Apple all de way |
| 14 | seaside sell the iPhone and Samsung now you have the Google pixel |
| 14 | get on vinted lad not cex |
| 15 | Mark the garrats have been saying some terrible things. |
| 15 | wots your opinion? |
| 15 | scummy Kant's |
| 10 | press the WiFi button |
| 12 | Need an Amazon phone for it to work proper |
| 12 | Or iPad |
| 15 | I'm going to get rid of that horrible Garrett |
| 14 | get in there mate |
| 4 | barbers and some shopping for me today then go for a few jars ah lovely |
| 15 | once and for all |
| 16 | get the fudge in there mark |
| 3 | u cold approaching anti? |
| 10 | that will wake you up |
| 6 | Forget this, get changed an have a nice afternoon in the spooons. |
| 8 | Ring Amazon they talk you through it |
| 7 | destress at spoons lid |
| 15 | if any garrat meet's me there faking doomed |
| 15 | Kirsty lovex |
| 16 | Mason you beaut 💕 |
| 15 | x |
| 10 | Get a few jars in mark |
| 15 | I feel like volcano 🌋 |
| 4 | we'll see what's about delboy cause we'll have a look |
| 15 | bastards |
| 3 | stay away from westernise women |
| 10 | knock some sense into it mark |
| 17 | 🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠🟠 |
| 15 | can you play a song for my birthday tomorrow please mate 🙏 |
| 10 | ALEXA 🗣 |
| 7 | you dont need this right now mark |
| 7 | get to spoons |
| 9 | go gamble |
| 9 | youre better at that |
| 10 | gamble at spoons |
| 15 | Gentle on my mind Dean Martin |
| 4 | if she ain't cleaning and cooking she ain't staying |
| 18 | Go and have a couple if jars at spoons clear the head |
| 6 | Every day your above group is a bonus, but Alexa is ruining your day…..Wow!!! |
| 7 | dont let it get you mad mark |
| 3 | amazon should not be putting u through this. its disgusting |
| 9 | you have to hold down both the buttons for 20 seconds!!! |
| 9 | 20 seconds mark, count outloud |
| 10 | give it the old one two |
| 0 | 2*4*ChwKGkNOYkJsTUg0dzQ4REZYZ0gxZ0FkeElzMnZ3 |
| 4 | you need machine maintenance out av a look at it |
| 7 | sack her off |
| 9 | BOTH BUTTON, 20 SECOND YOU MONG:face-orange-frowning::face-orange-frowning::face-orange-frowning: |
| 7 | :NCF:sack her off |
| 7 | :NCF:time for a couple of little halves mark |
| 19 | A 5 year old could do this ! Where can ya get one this time of day? |
| 20 | Absorb the inside powers within |
| 7 | 🟠 |
| 0 | 2*4*ChwKGkNQeUo3dTM0dzQ4REZmVUkxZ0FkMHNZYW9R |
| 7 | :NCF:sack her off mark not worth the stress |
| 21 | In the bin dee lad |
| 22 | Have a beer |
| 10 | time for a few jars |
| 10 | hard work pays off |
| 7 | get dressed n get to shop lad |
| 23 | its not an alexa |
| 18 | Have a few jars at spoons clear your mind out |
| 24 | Roll it down the hill |
| 22 | It’s 11.39 |
| 9 | unplug it for 30 seconds, reinstall the app, then wait for it to do the orange light |
| 10 | ALEXA 🗣 |
| 23 | smash it to bits |
| 7 | ALEXA🗣 |
| 23 | give it a good kicking |
| 7 | shes pissing me off now mark sort her out |
| 23 | scrap value |
| 21 | Hammer timeee |
| 25 | man child |
| 4 | give it 5 minutes in microwave |
| 3 | get in dedfox delid, great guy |
| 23 | microwave always sorts it out |
| 3 | hey unworthy |
| 7 | sort her out mark |
| 21 | Hey Delboy :D |
| 26 | What’s the point lol |
| 22 | Oh noo |
| 17 | do it on the table lol |
| 10 | hammer time 💪 |
| 23 | smash the tv up also |
| 26 | What do they do mark |
| 23 | smash all the flat up |
| 3 | mark uts ur turn to pay tomorrow, fuk it off |
| 27 | Thank you for buying Amazon Echo! |
| 7 | told her whats what# |
| 23 | jeff loan me some money you rich cunt @Jeff Bezos |
| 27 | Let me know if you need any help |
| 3 | lol |
| 26 | How’s it going guys |
| 15 | Fukin AVE it |
| 23 | another pointless gadget that you dont know how to use |
| 23 | in the bin |
| 3 | ur funny |
| 23 | what a great life |
| 7 | alexa dead life is good |
| 18 | Time to go and have a few jar clear your mind |
| 7 | get a jbl mark |
| 3 | timmy e to blame for this |
| 28 | mark has lost his fucking mind |
| 15 | lool |
| 21 | In da bin dee lad |
| 0 | 2*4*ChwKGkNQemhxNVQ2dzQ4REZhZ0sxZ0FkRnZRRFFn |
| 26 | Show us your bike mark , full idum check |
| 29 | sanfordlane special |
| 28 | :NCF:WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING |
| 10 | cex then spoons right after |
| 22 | Hammer time |
| 28 | no bookies |
| 0 | 2*4*ChwKGkNJTG0xWl82dzQ4REZTVUYxZ0FkOUhrbzRR |
| 3 | mark dont piss about |
| 7 | no bookies |
| 25 | waste of 30 quid |
| 7 | :NCF:couple of halves at spoons mark |
| 15 | AVE it |
| 23 | wasnt his £30 to waste anyways, thats why money has no value to him @Silly Billy |
| 10 | give it a real smack mark |
| 4 | no echo dots for you my laaaad |
| 28 | actually wasting tax payer money like racists say about immigrants |
| 22 | Alexa gbh |
| 10 | stop hitting it like a girl |
| 3 | bettercthan giving it to william hill |
| 0 | 2*4*ChwKGkNPM0Z3c2I2dzQ4REZlb1gxZ0FkQ0prUDV3 |
| 28 | we aint got all day |
| 7 | Alexa won this time |
| 28 | :NCF:give it a good crack mark |
| 7 | get to spoons |
| 23 | for a big lad you have no power mate |
| 23 | give it a proper wack |
| 10 | Amazon 1 mark 0 |
| 28 | uh oh debt collector phonin |
| 23 | mark seething |
| 23 | angry |
| 28 | debt collector callin |
| 23 | bitta |
| 23 | gadget cancelled |
| 3 | lol |
| 28 | get ready for the next vid being arguing with debt collectors |
| 0 | 0*2 |