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| 1 | morning mark mate |
| 1 | lovely broadband coming soon |
| 1 | 4x faster uploafs |
| 1 | 30 bar a month, nice deal mate |
| 1 | £30 notes |
| 1 | you will be able to upload a lot of big file videos mate |
| 1 | no problems |
| 2 | morning de laaaaads |
| 3 | I’m doing alright there me lads |
| 1 | what time is the guy coming to instlall it mate? |
| 4 | I'm eggxcited |
| 1 | get in iain top lad @iain* |
| 2 | trekkie breaky and Guinness today mark |
| 1 | its my new youtube account mate, so lost the spanner |
| 1 | thanks mate |
| 2 | get in dedfox top fella lovely that is |
| 5 | morning de laddd |
| 1 | mark will you give the bt engineer guy a tip when he installs it? |
| 1 | if he does a good job 😀 |
| 2 | Cash injection today mark |
| 2 | CASH INJECTIONS NEW DIRECTIONS REAL ALE SELECTIONS NO DVLA INSPECTIONS get innnnnnn |
| 1 | yeah thats a good test mate, record on 4k, then upload it, and see how long it takes |
| 3 | You will need to do a speed test my lad |
| 1 | mark we love it when you do speed tests |
| 2 | am I reeeekordin |
| 1 | mark got more gadgets than elon musk it lush |
| 1 | and i mean lush |
| 2 | nice glasses mark they been on the beer they a bit legless me leeeeed that's right me leeeeed |
| 1 | you saved £30 sheets de lad 👍 |
| 1 | mark saving money trolls fuming |
| 2 | 30paaaand save more Guinness with that fooker |
| 6 | I used 900mb ten years ago |
| 3 | Can you do a speed test on google and compare it you your new broadband ? |
| 6 | what are u doing? |
| 1 | yeah mark, if its over 6 months, then no good |
| 1 | wareham is a bit behind i think in terms of fast speeds, but at least they are finally installing it now mate |
| 2 | Mark watch candace owen she doing better job than fbi for charlie kirk |
| 1 | it depends how many charging cycles had mate |
| 1 | we will see |
| 1 | they installed mine in around 2 hours mate, it was a very good job |
| 1 | uploafs will be mega fast |
| 2 | dont bother bout engineers coming get king mixed kebab 16" meat feast pizza and Chinese meal as a snack |
| 1 | its got to be under 6 months |
| 2 | remember you assembled swivel chair mark CMONNNNN lol |
| 1 | yeah got contract then didnt pay the bill lol |
| 1 | true mark you are spot on |
| 2 | report joe bloggs to fbi this money laundering has to stop |
| 1 | same store, yeah that is crazy |
| 3 | someone’s pulled a fast one |
| 1 | i have a feeling it going to be brand new mate |
| 1 | fresh as a daisy |
| 2 | least mark doesn't bump credit cards you pay all your bills de laaaaad |
| 3 | I wouldn’t know about dodgy credit cards |
| 1 | we will need to check the charging cycles |
| 2 | aaaav great day mark |
| 3 | When you getting the i i iPad |
| 1 | so waiting for bt engineer and also the parcel delivery guy. it going to be a lush day |
| 7 | If it’s more than 2 months old, send it back |
| 2 | better doing a load of great uploafs mark b4 digital id comes in |
| 2 | digital id no beer junk food no beach trips etc |
| 1 | yeah someone got them on credit and skanked them, and sold them before the shit hit the fan, so the ipads should be spanking new |
| 4 | this is lusher than lush |
| 8 | better than giving it to the bookies |
| 1 | it lush iain, id cards are on for freeeeeee @iain* |
| 7 | Or being bored lonely and depressed |
| 2 | do a 16" pizza in 1 mega bite mark |
| 1 | did someone cancel your last bt appointment mark? |
| 7 | Joe? |
| 7 | 😂😂😂😂 |
| 1 | without proof its difficult mate |
| 7 | Oh dear |
| 8 | no proof same as Marie from Ayr |
| 0 | 2*3*XaGerjTIfe6AlEKdNUAUXA |
| 1 | get in hedge top lad |
| 2 | cex is dodgy mark |
| 7 | Get in everyone |
| 2 | eyepads overrated |
| 7 | Lush Wednesday |
| 1 | ipads in the cupboards, meters on the electric, iphones in the freezer, it too nice |
| 2 | trolls will lose there 💩 if u brought a 900paaaand eyepad |
| 3 | Travellers scam on marketplace |
| 3 | And time wasters |
| 2 | but pool table mark |
| 1 | what time does royal mail guy normally come round mate? |
| 1 | mid day? |
| 7 | 100 cycles not good |
| 7 | Speed test |
| 3 | Yeah that’s dross |
| 6 | Its enough de lad |
| 3 | Mine is 500 |
| 9 | morning de lids |
| 10 | morning de let. morning seaside Army. top fellas. |
| 6 | Can we get item count? |
| 7 | I e got a bad feeling too |
| 11 | morning de lads and a morning de lads |
| 7 | Train to Poole later |
| 11 | get in |
| 1 | it going to be lusher |
| 1 | and i mean lusher |
| 1 | where the fuck is post man |
| 1 | hopefully he doesnt skank the ipad |
| 11 | what's mark upto today? |
| 1 | waiting for parcel + waiting for bt engineer to install broadband @Frankie |
| 11 | thanks dedfox top fella |
| 1 | IPAD COME ON DE LADS |
| 1 | it needs to be under 6 month old |
| 1 | or taking it back |
| 11 | is it A grade? |
| 1 | no worries frankie bro @Frankie 👍 |
| 9 | Yes under 6mth old |
| 11 | corrr how many items is that now |
| 1 | yeah A grade, should be clean but mark worried about how old it is |
| 1 | we need item check |
| 12 | how many tributes you think he will do on this iPad before it goes to CEX? |
| 1 | and finance check |
| 11 | this iPad will never end up in CEX mark would rather sell his arse and shit through his ribs. simple as |
| 1 | 😂 |
| 1 | he telling postman about his tmau |
| 9 | He should celebrate with a cern abbis |
| 11 | 😅 |
| 11 | trolls fuming trying to post from their gen 1 kindle |
| 1 | too right |
| 13 | It so nice mark |
| 11 | 🤣 |
| 13 | You deserve it |
| 6 | YA JOKING |
| 1 | fucks going on here nawww |
| 11 | does it smell A grade? sniff test |
| 6 | in mint condition |
| 13 | It grade A condition mark |
| 13 | Where the box |
| 6 | Sniff that |
| 1 | a box within a box |
| 13 | It nice |
| 13 | It has to be in box |
| 1 | bought a grade, but sent c grade |
| 1 | not nice pal |
| 11 | get innnn |
| 13 | Is it A grade or not |
| 13 | It only a mini |
| 1 | ipad mini |
| 6 | WOW AND I MEAN, WOWWWW |
| 13 | Send it back |
| 11 | get that serial checked |
| 13 | Oh it so lush |
| 1 | LOL |
| 13 | What it smell like |
| 1 | skanked you for 7 sheets |
| 13 | SEND IT BACK |
| 1 | not nice mate |
| 1 | robbing bastards |
| 1 | skanked for a 7 |
| 13 | Two weeks ago lol |
| 11 | 😱😱😱 |
| 9 | 7 sheets rip off |
| 11 | ring them up |
| 13 | GET IT IN CEX TODAY MARK |
| 13 | It never came with one |
| 7 | Train station coming on strong |
| 14 | Morning de lad |
| 13 | Make sure you get it back |
| 13 | It not nice |
| 15 | morning de lads |
| 11 | they're trying to mug you off |
| 15 | what are we upto today guys |
| 11 | Mark a loyal customer it not right |
| 13 | They trying to take the pi55 mark |
| 13 | Top bill payer |
| 11 | we're going sick borneo |
| 15 | is it CEX again? taking the piss they are de lads |
| 1 | cex buying fake stuff? no way |
| 15 | what's going on here naaaa |
| 9 | fuming :hand-orange-covering-eyes: |
| 16 | Hello Mark |
| 15 | tell CEX to come raaaand. |
| 15 | CEX can pay your train fare as well. it not right. |
| 16 | Ipad mini its lush and I mean lush |
| 1 | 8 months |
| 13 | Get that back in CEX mark |
| 15 | CEX no better than the bookies Mark. they all con artists and scammers |
| 7 | Receipt gone |
| 10 | This isn't right. Mark always being ripped off by CEX. |
| 13 | Get the £9 train for that 7.50 mark it the principle |
| 13 | It the principle |
| 13 | He top customer |
| 16 | CEX rip off mark, get it to cash converters better |
| 15 | I will never ever leather mctrevor do business with CEX again. |
| 13 | Cash too |
| 13 | It was cash too |
| 15 | claim the 7.50 back from HMRC Mark tell them it's for health reasons |
| 9 | cash is king |
| 16 | Keep Ipad it lush |
| 1 | if its 21 cycles then it going back |
| 13 | Keep it but don’t pay it the principle |
| 7 | It’s going back |
| 15 | 21 cycles? ya jokin? |
| 16 | dedfox im 5 pints in only |
| 1 | cutting it right down mate @Entax |
| 13 | How many cycles |
| 15 | cex don't realise mark knows about tech. can't catch seaside out easily. |
| 15 | he ain't daft mate |
| 1 | too right borneo |
| 1 | 3mb??? |
| 1 | 20 cycles and under, keeping it. 21 cycles+ returning it |
| 15 | double check it mark |
| 17 | double fast internet de liid |
| 11 | full fibre coming on strong |
| 17 | live streaming indoors for the cold dark nights |
| 15 | full fibre gonna be lush |
| 18 | join the gym Mark cutting it right down 3 mouths to christmas |
| 17 | no rice krispie 5g broadband. gonna be all bran full fibre internet |
| 1 | why it taking so long |
| 6 | its like gambling |
| 1 | slow bastard internet |
| 6 | better go to the bookies |
| 19 | Is that a new jumper mark? Looks lush |
| 17 | apple genius |
| 15 | tell CEX to send someone in a taxi to pick it up. why should you have to spend your money on a train fare? it not right. they taking the piss man. |
| 17 | no second hand low rate goods for mark |
| 1 | stressful morning |
| 1 | not nice buddy |
| 1 | it a hard life |
| 20 | seaside actor |
| 17 | it just not right |
| 10 | This is a tough watch. Anxiety levels through the roof until we know the battery count. |
| 17 | should be out having beer on the benches. not waiting for ipad |
| 15 | at least you could have a jar in poole wetherspoons later mark |
| 19 | How many items left de lat? |
| 18 | kempton 17 30 Tattie Bogle 20.1 get in joe fanning lush |
| 1 | lmaok |
| 1 | wtff going on |
| 17 | rice krispie internet slow de lid |
| 1 | slow as fuck |
| 1 | what a piss take |
| 17 | sold you a duff ipad. send it back |
| 3 | Mark are you a tech guy |
| 17 | traded in cos slow chip |
| 15 | I've got things to do today but I need to hang around here to find out the battery count. I need to double check it let me double check it |
| 1 | eggactly @Borneo JpW |
| 17 | course im gonna check it |
| 3 | go for a trekkey brekky lad |
| 15 | cex taking the piss man |
| 1 | this is like pulling teeth |
| 1 | it making us all get depressed |
| 19 | You didn’t ask to be born |
| 17 | tell cex it was smashed in the post |
| 15 | I will be putting in for compensation from CEX |
| 3 | Fucks going on here naaaaa |
| 3 | Boshhhh |
| 15 | 4?? ya jokin???? |
| 1 | brand spanking new mark |
| 17 | 4 counts lush |
| 3 | :NCF:Boshhhh |
| 1 | it lush |
| 1 | and i do mean lush |
| 15 | only had 4? no way man that's lush |
| 1 | its a 4 counts only |
| 1 | its a brand new |
| 3 | Jackpot my lad |
| 17 | b curtis lush |
| 15 | YA JOKIN?? |
| 3 | Luck of the draw |
| 15 | few jars now to celebrate. fucking get in |
| 1 | 50 pints and 100 chicken wings to celebrate |
| 15 | listen i didn't mean what I said about cex earlier. I was just acting. I'm an actor see. it's for youtube |
| 15 | that ipad is lush |
| 3 | you better keep it lad |
| 3 | cex by 1pm |
| 17 | got something to tell ya, course im gonna tell ya |
| 1 | £7.50 sheets down the drain |
| 1 | it skanked |
| 1 | it not nice |
| 1 | scammers |
| 6 | you need to talk with President of CEX |
| 9 | some nice cold ciders de lid |
| 17 | bollocking fer cex managers from best customer, they wont know whats hit them |
| 1 | 7.50 scam artists |
| 1 | not nice buddy |
| 21 | mark works full time for yu yu yuuuutube so he needs fast internet |
| 9 | £ 7.50 is 2 pints at weatherspoooons :face-blue-smiling: |
| 9 | 🕶 |
| 21 | give ps5 another go de lid become a twitch streamer easy money |
| 21 | mark it's affecting your mental elves it's not nice |
| 11 | we crashed de lads? |
| 1 | ?????????????? |
| 0 | 0*0 |