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seasideMARK is live down Sanford lane wow free lighting Dee lads
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1get in
1You should sleep there
2What business are you outside mark
3this is lush
1its empty building
3get in there
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2I’m ringing 101 you are causing disturbance
4Acieeeed!
5No storage heater problems there.
6was up my neihbours
2What was the white powder you were snorting earlier mark?
6the bottle coasts the brewery 5 pence a peice
1Mark own this place
1its his now
7lovely that is
8he's getting ready for the aliens to beam him up into the saucer
9Fock off meghan u Karen
8TAKE MEEEEE
6beadles about alien landing
9:NCF:Fock off meghan u Karen
9Police can’t do shit, private property
10I’ve just rung 101 and told them about you blasting music and trying door handles mark
10They are on the way
11Ere we go
11Sandford lane sessions are back
11Everybody having a Good Friday night???
12why do that?
11Let’s get fucking off our heads
2I’ve called them as well
12mr and Mrs leave him alone! what's he done to you?
12and you Megan! can't be doing with you lot! Honestly
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13lets go
13it's the weekend de lads
13be safe be lucky
14What's going on ere?
9No reindeers tonight
15Still going
6Ellen, put a ring on it or you'll loose him
15I’m 3 beers in
11Leisure time coming on strong
117 beers in only de lads
16McMark
154 beers only today
6keep drinking, whats the point, there'll only be nuther pandemic
17wissel gummage down sanfordlane
15Bad attitude Timmy. Some can control drink
9Seaside party down sandford lane
12milky sweet tea for me tonight no hangovers
6benjamin, your only a youngster, was that you that left the voice mail?
17imagine if u seen the epping guy on the run behind live
6Mark will feel rough as a bagers arse in the morning
12who left that light on on Friday night? ehh?
9lol I’d shit myself
17seasidemark would just but him
6ave it, be proud 51, thats no mean feat
15Timmy. No. No voice mail for me de lad. Yorkshire accent all the way for me
6thats cool benjamin, i am happy for ya - he sounded like a right div tbf, young though
5Throwing down a few moves…..WOW!,,,
15I didn’t listen to all of it
15Sounded like a geek who never got his nob wet
6wern't me govna
15A Pencil pollisher
6definatly not a geek, they're all crook from the arm spears me lad
15I tuck i just invented a phrase there
15Pencil polisher
15Mark looks like that Scottish bloke from the Simpsons
15Willy
7Top fella is Seaside, what you drinking lads? a lager a white or wine a real ale? Get 'em dannnn ya.
15Chairs been cancelled
9lol
15Jolly it’s lager all the way
7Get in Benjamin. top fella.
6no cream cake rshin if they get face ID in
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6SVT? bwhahaa, marks had so much millage from that japer, lovely
18Cops on route
15No police will turn up lol
12coppers arnt fussed about marky lad
7it's only you complaining Dwight lad, lighten up.
6the rozzers are tired of running round the mulberry bush
15They have better things to do even in dull Dorset
19Hero
12asylum seekers escaped prison it not good de lads
20Just a man having fun
18noise abatement notice fixed fine of £110
6self hypnosis mastery, getting high of memories
21steaming like a rocket cheers 🍻
22DARK NIGHTS ARE HERE NOW PAL
19Egg custard
20Hiccups coming on strong
23DA DE JAY SEASIDE LARGE⚓
22Does he want a vindaloo sending to location
24It lonely
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24Mark it lonely sometimes
6@@Jamjam061 only wanted to send a hot meal
24He trolled mark it not nice
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24It lonely
25mark get drunk
25alcohol is your friend
6@Laffy-v2g judas!
7lets get this bqnging, hardcore all the way. swing your pants.
24It so emotional
24Wow
24There pain behind the voice
9Imagine hearing that 😂😂😂
26Mark top fella 👑
27Evening de lads
27I’m not too bad
25trolls fumin
12maybe call it a night pal. get them storage heaters on
6@The5GreatGuys hey
25seaside army get in
23mark is top DJ
28Hope Ellen is getting through her menstrual cycle ok bro ❤
12get monsoon kebab on way home yeeee
5Top buzz mc ….WOW!!!!!!!
24It so sad and lonely
24He singing his own lyrics
7sing yeller, lovely that is a, Studland beach.
6large sheesh with 1 shave of donner for the sewagul
6mark sing the cheap seats cant hear you
6teck me back, lockdown at the facility . its safer
24Take me away for you and me to go 🎶
4Take me away…., in a police car
24Take me away for you and me to go 🎶
6stay safe and warm guys
24Take me away for you and me to go 🎶
66 feet apart follow the arrows ya pillocks
24Save the NHS
24Stay in your bubbles
6snitch is there avin a barbie
29bit windy mee lad
5Pissing down in sunny midlands.
6hello is that the gestapo
30depression tomorrow for big tuna
24THIS ONE EMOTIONAL
7bored lonely and depressed is for the clipping channels
24Unban me lord j you clown
24Mark dont fall asleep again
6mark knows what he's doing, playing with us. he's been pumping out the reality telly long before big bruva
23sleepy mark
5:stayhome::stayhome::stayhome::stayhome::stayhome::stayhome::stayhome:top grafting tonight.WOW!!!!!
24Mark getting his own tv show in 2026
6he would have to make deals, i dont think he could stomach it. to many old school morlas
6just let us video it
6a little memento
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6well as long as you appy
6when play some skelter?
6where'd you FA
6GOTS go
15This is a late one for mark , usually in bed now
12going to make a fresh pot of tea. Anyone want one?
6the entertainment unit sez repeat this nonsence from our current agenda
31Timmy Dee lad
31Sniff that
15Boooo
32noo
31Nice one Marky
15Boooooo
6ok , well that was better than nowt
15Back Sunday mark
31Leg end
6thank you brother
24It winter
33no deer tonight
24Great stream
32big up
6bull shit
31Sniff that
24Mark a national hero
31It’s what fans demand
31Simple
31Thanks Marky
6only Ellen can call the gaffer htat
25mark you gained weight
31🍄‍🟫👀
31🌶
31Timmy sniff that
6@Laffy-v2g he dont want to hear that, but wow has he put on timber
6@TheHedge0071 g'won off ta bed
6up the wooden hill, early bath
31Timmy give the phone back to mommy
31G’won 😂😂😂
6@TheHedge0071 another ex gambler?
31Yessir
31Roulette was my weakness
31Vegas
31Etc
31Anyway
6dopamine was, fuck all to do with a machine, global draw roulette
31FOBT might be for you Timmy
25they put that light on for youu de lid
31Not for me
31See you Jimmy
6its abit primal gambling, elementary bio hack
6like a rat pressing the lever
31Hookers, Bourbon and roulette
31Something you’ll never know about Timmy
6i get my thrill from asking single women on dates
31Timmy how long you been single
6bout as long as i been a seasider
31Is it raining ?
34steaming as a rocket
31Get in Marky
25how many pints in are we
31Old bill
25🚓
35you make people happy mate
31Please
31I’d piss myself
6they built migrant housing on that hospital
31Yep
31Oh well
31Laffy - about 8
6if you go in there it wouldn't be for long, dreadfull scran
36steaming as a 🚀🚀🚀🚀🌱🌱
258 only not too bad
31Might be more
36mark getting job at border force
36make sure you tell dwp
68 pints, sober as a judge.
31Laters
25cheers
6thank you so much mark
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