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seasideMARK Having egg sarnieees, getting dress, off out for a few jars, got 5 items 5 items its lus
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1are ya still not out yet. I've managed to get out already to get cider and I'm on crutches 😂😂😂
2have a good day mark
3four times fresh
1eatings cheating Mark. 4 x drunker on an empty stomach.
3lovely ingredients
1isn't there a trick where u put the egg in a glass of water n if it sinks or floats it means it's off. but I can't remember which is which lol.
4get in de lads
4old ones float
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3alan wake 2 for you de lad 100 gigs
1egg farts incoming.
3get in
5what an experience
1Does Cex accept kitchen appliances
3oh wow
5when cex says NO cash cashgen says YES
1yep, there's one of those in Bosvegas he could go to.
5trolls internet so crap they have to pause videos to let them buffer like its 2002
5you should use your crisper de lad
5best way to reheat chinese food imo
5especially salt n pepper chips
1never even heard of it. what is it. some kind of air fryer.
3doing anything for halloween with helen or you going live dressed up?
3sandford lane halloween special with his wig on lol
3hahaha get in
3yeah
3oh okay
5yeah basically Sophie. they're smaller but have more cooking gunctions
5they're class. lot easier to take apart for cleaning too
6congratulations on reaching 3k subscribers
5should celebrate de lad
3lol
7mark gets some egg custard tarts
3definitely :glasses-purple-yellow-diamond:
3it be lush
7EGG CUSTARDS ON A THURSDAY ITS LUSH
4u need a hobby, de lad
6fishing
4magnet fishing
5get back litter picking de lad
5magnet fishing is a good idea. good vids
4auditing
5ONE MAN SNOOOOOOOKER
8sanfordlane on a Wednesday
9what about Metal detecting?
3lovely
10hey Everyone
5He could do fortune telling. He dumps a kebab on a floor and reads them like tea leaves
10I like gloves
10my channel is about gloves
10do u have any disposable gloves plastic gloves rubber gloves cleaning gloves surgical gloves
3where's wally - pub edition
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5:NCF:jigsaws from charity shops
8are u doing sanfordlane
11stick to Weatherspoons it's better then giving it to the bookies me lad
7mark get in touch with channel 5 about doing a TV showwhere you go biking around dorset tasting local ales
5Everyone getting laid off around the world
11seaside on tour
1suns out now Mark.
6collect a bag of sea shells 🐚 make a sculpture then sell it
5go the library, garden centres, parks, museums
5lots to do de lad
12Be grateful
12Have a cup of tea & a cream cake
7mark put a baby in seasideEllen
12Dog day afternoon
12You would of worked all your life
6look for fossils
13bird watching
14spend more time with Helen. Get in to hiking?
8lets get steaming
12Not many people enjoy their jobs too . Life is hard for everyone mate !
12😂
7mark become a Jehovah witness
11speed running a spoons day
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13volunteer for something
5got no choice but to get steamers it a hard life
15Two coffees in dee lads
5could play on your ps5 lad
6painting 🖼
12Dark nights are here
11I've got a ps5 do you want a game seaside?
15Get a remote job?
5get a WFH admin job you can use a laptop
1have u tried salad cream with your egg sandwiches. yummy.
7is that when you jumped out the toilet window
11few jars me lad
3eggsactly
3at least you made it to another christmas
5eyebrows too
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12😂😂😂
3get in black hair dye and eyebrows
5eggsactly greavsey lots of cards n prezzies coming
12That will be some uploaf hair dye
11what a nice experience
12Bacon mutty time
6lol
16Lush
5Read the newspaper live on stream
11trekky brekky and a 4-29 in only today me laaaad
17every day we above grounds a great day
16It would be such a shame to lose the PlayStation and the 24 months plus membership
17and i mean every day
17enjoy life man
16You’ll be thankful of the PlayStation on the dark cold nights
5should use talc de lad keeps my crack sweat free
11make sure you use a fresh towel
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13this world is a shit show so we'll all be unemployed soon thanks to Ai then dead when it turns on us
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11what a nice experience chimpsy
16Get a 4 pack from the off licence for £5 and keep your items mark you will regret making a sale
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16Keep your items ❤
5he's not selling his ps5
5he was acting
11who do you support de lads?
16Wha is he selling to afford the pub?
12Football is gai mate lower league games are ok
5nothing
18It’s the final metldooooown da da daa daaaa da da da da daaaaa
16Trolls making him sell his prized possessions
19wetherspoons all the way
5man u de lad my local team
11which spoons you off me lad
5who do you support vinegar?
12😂😂😂
16Don’t sell your items ❤
18Mark if the beer is getting boring try heroin
16Keep your stuff mate
16Don’t blow your items on booze
5he's not selling owt
12Get your timberlands on too
5he's said
5dreadful season so far lpool
11why don't you support man city me lad?
17borneo boys all the way and i mean all the way
17jota mark
20Hotta
5jota
17Diogo jota
20Jota
17very sad mark
20The
16Mark please don’t sell
16You will regret it mate
17salah was good mates with jota
16Keep your items
20My toon doing ok Liverpool bought to many players who aren’t up to dcraserves them right for knicking Issac from us
11how many pizzas have you got in your freezer me lad?
5seasidepsychology
16Mark mate be honest with me what have the trolls convinced you to sell to pay for the alcohol?
16
5@mr he isnt selling anything lad
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16You need to look after yourself
16You can drink on Saturday
7mark u getting kebab later?
20Have soft drinks doesn’t have to be alcohol
16Why not buy a bag of beer and go Sandford lane
11he's not drinking on Friday, he's not drinking on Saturday he's drinking on Sunday.
5:NCF:rather sell his arse
16We love you for who you are mark
5when you say they know somewhat that works there do you mean as a smellologist and they diagnosed you?
11lol
7did you have tmau when you went raving in the 90's 🤔
16Mark has always had TMAU
5in the 90s everyone was pilled up and ecstasy blocks your sense of smell its science de lad
16It’s unpleasant and misunderstood
11come on me lad get up, few jars set you right Dee lads
3stinking out the nightclubs in ten er minutes
16I’m
16I’m so glad you’re not selling your items
16
11that a clean towel?
11not used it in the bathroom have you?
21wow and i mean wow
16Why don’t you buy a bag of beer from the shop and do a PlayStation streaming day using your 24 month membership ❤
1is apple watch waterproof
5that wasn't 2 minutes de laf
5its waterproof cexproof its everything
1haha frankie good one. get in de leeeed
5get in
5you need a monzo account or something for your bills
5GUESS THE YES I'M SAYING 8
16Don’t sell your items mark you’ll need the PS5 for the cold
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16The dark nights are coming
511!!
16Guys stop trying to make mark sell his items he’s selling nothing
11£155 me lad
3wow 11
3record
8lets get steaming as rocket
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5number of yeses = number of pints
11:NCF:14 or 26 pints in today my laaad
11don't be slapping anyone up today me lad
4dark nights are here
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5need that vitamin d de lad
11vitamin Dee lad
51st class all the waaaaaaaay
16Trolls need to stop convincing mark to sell his items for beer
11Weymouth?
5does mark have a disabled person train pass?
16Mark doesn’t need to sell nothing he can afford a bag of beer from the shop without selling items
5save 1/3 de lad
4Mark is going to Llandudno
16Mark selling no items
11you'll be sound me lad
5WHATS GOING ON ERE NAAAH
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11:NCF:why don't you do an all inclusive in benidorm me lad?
15If the weather is bad probably best taking the GoPro lad. More resistant to rain than a phone!
11sun, sea and trekky brekky
15Wetherspoons me lad
16Mark stay home and keep your items!
5handstands are on for freeeeeeee
16Don’t listen to the trolls!
16Keep your items £££
16If you need beer buy a 4 pack from shop
5don't forget your cigars mark
16Are you having withdrawals? 😔
11get in that car park with your music me lad
5🤫🤫🤫
16Don’t sell your items mark you’ll 😭
22Get some beer Marky
19Mark.. wetherspoons Quay closed different company opened new one same name quay
22Bournemouth
5do iiiittt
11go live on the train
11don't let anyone give you any hassle me lad
5hope someone gets mark a LV bag for xmas
19Mary Shelley wetherspoons in Bournemouth
16Mark you don’t need to sell your items
2335 quid left all on pints
11don't get rid of your playstation me lad
5mark HAS to drink beer it not right
5hes flush de lad has £150
11£150!!? your joking me laaaad
22Beer - it’s what the public demand
11few jars with Dee lads
22Mark has been asked to be a policy advisor for the Reform party
22On the subject of gambling
11free trekky brekkys in the manifesto
19Mark.. Bournemouth Christmas Market starting 13 November till January 4..
5🚀🚀🚀
11steaming as a rocket go on de lad
22This going to be lush
23what would helen think
8get Rome fireworks for sanfordlane
5when the going gets lush the lush gets going
21get down sandford lane de leed
22Bored lonely and depressed- not
11seaside why don't you organise a rave a Sanford lane
22Deer lonely Dee lad
11Dee lads will come down
5deer dont like fireworks
22Sandford Lane 6 pm ??
19Reform party is shite.. NHS not going to be private
5road beer for de lads
11you bring the beers I'll bring the brekkys
22Mark rates Nigel
16Mark it’s cheaper buying it form the shop
16Don’t sell your items mark you'll
23ah yes, few jars when youre feeling down, never a bad idea
5alcohol is good for the blues
11you got this big dawg
19wetherspoons party is good
22Beer is a lift
22Yep
24Hello Sir
1bloody hell u still not out. you missed all the sunshine. it's back. to freezing cold. I'm already on my 3rd cider. keep up Mark!
5no one is sad in spoons
5happiest place on earth de lad
19Sophie well done
16Mark save the train money and just go the shop and buy a bag of beer 🍻
16Don’t sell any items
1I love spoons but it is full of divorced old men in the daytime hahaaaaa
19Hahaha
1Knights cider 8.4 me leeeeed
22Like Heisenberg?
22Come on Marky
16Meditation at home is much better than selling your items to go the pub
22Let’s go
24Afternoon Sir
5steeeeeeamers soph
5GO LIVE GO LIVE GO LIVE
16DONT SELL YOUR ITEMS MARK
1not yet but trying lol
5wayheeey
3looking dapper
19celebrate the 3000 sub success
5stay in then
7mark you look eastern European
22Mary Shelly Bournemouth
19men bags
7nice purse de lad
16DONT SELL YOUR ITEMS
16Drink at home 🏠
3Bulgarian uncle seaside
1yeah nice in there Hedge
5holdaborder
24It may not be for you…
16Go in the garden!!!
19Bulgarian gangster
16BEERS IN THE GARDEN AND KEEP ITEMS
1u need a warmer coat
24Keep going mate
22Yes Sophie
21Sandford lane de leedddd
24Big Fan
23peaky blinders
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1av a good one x
25Get some jars down ya
5get in
7if you sweat more you stink more
25Gert Cat Life Chairman Hugo Boss Documenting Her Life
5QUICK
7:NCF:mark give your ass a wash in the sink before you go
16PLEASE DONT SELL YOUR ITEMS
5NO SULPHATES DE LAD
1I don't like chilled beer. easier to down at room temperature.
75 pints down spoons 4 down sandgord lane get in
5see ya de la
5get in
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