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| 0 | I think he did all them live but then deleted them and then reposted them |
| 1 | is big tuna man not posting anymore? |
| 2 | He Googled new cameras in 2002 |
| 3 | makes me laugh saying he's busy today |
| 4 | I'd like to see him dressed in a monkey man down Sandford lane or on the train lol |
| 2 | No thats what he said about his condition. He googled in 2002 why dies he stink of fish |
| 0 | last week he did loads of live streams and then deleted them all then reposted random videos |
| 5 | Can you believe he only turned 60 this year |
| 5 | I refuse to believe he’s 50 |
| 6 | Hello Phil |
| 2 | Do you think he watches this? |
| 5 | How old’s DSP? |
| 7 | dig out the dating app vid he done phil |
| 6 | Good thanks, how about you? |
| 4 | did that builder ever return after seaside alarmed him |
| 3 | this was a different arson. the story goes Tristan died in his flat not from a fire. he invited a young couple round for drinks they were Tristans parents |
| 2 | skip juice lol |
| 3 | the fire was set on purpose because of noisy neighbours above him |
| 3 | the vid is floating around yt somewhere |
| 3 | he visited the grave but never explained why or how he died? |
| 5 | This DSP has no redeeming qualities. He’s not weird or funny, it’s amazing how he’s master-grifted for years |
| 6 | Mark boils my blood. Not only does he claim excessive benefits but he wastes said benefits on the same company (CEX) every month |
| 2 | I'm just popping out but i'll catch up later if you're about' |
| 5 | Has he got legit fans? |
| 3 | same here Stacey |
| 5 | Saying that, King Ian Moore has got legit fans which says it all |
| 0 | I've not heard that name in along time since he had beef with callam lol |
| 4 | has he got any pets? that would in fleecing cat lovers, dog owners |
| 7 | looks like a guy who loves the fake wrestling lol |
| 4 | omg lol |
| 0 | and he says he only buys top end cat food |
| 7 | hahaha it was a guess |
| 0 | yes |
| 0 | but phil can not clean a litter tray? |
| 0 | that's a lady's crown from amazon |
| 7 | wonder were the spacehopper has been today |
| 4 | chilling with Donald |
| 7 | jeez lol |
| 7 | not tried that |
| 7 | is it import |
| 0 | I live in scotland and its the only place I could find barrs pineapple. it's my crack |
| 0 | it's lush and I mean lush lol |
| 0 | so if one of you guys want to donation |
| 4 | I reckon seaside should impress the TV industry by appearing in this Christmass Salvation Army advert |
| 5 | How has Phil not been deplatformed |
| 0 | by 3pm guys or my overwight wife will have to cook for me |
| 5 | Oh so he’s right-wing like Seaside |
| 0 | ps5 yer |
| 8 | whats that now, 8th ps5 since october last year? |
| 7 | pissed again |
| 8 | so he can put the games in cex |
| 0 | is he getting it on credit ?? |
| 5 | That lip-smacking |
| 7 | hes had about 10 ps5 s |
| 5 | It’s the excessive yawning in his morning videos that wind me up. Like he’s got a long shift at work to go to |
| 0 | I've no idear why he buys it he's worst that phil playing games ?? |
| 7 | how many eyedums |
| 5 | The PS5 buying is just clip-bait |
| 0 | oh matron lol |
| 7 | clip porn |
| 5 | He’s just perpetually on a wind-up. I’d love to know what went wrong with his childhood to make him hate the world lol |
| 7 | hes got donald now |
| 9 | Recorded in Mansfield |
| 4 | these idiots in the USA giving him money... got to be low I Q at work |
| 4 | :NCF:these idiots in the USA giving him money... got to be low I Q at work |
| 2 | Did Mark survive that weekend away with Boyzone? |
| 4 | disc edition means more pennies from his game bundle at cex |
| 9 | The ps5 one |
| 2 | Do we know what his Christmas day plans are? |
| 10 | He's a very clever con artist is seaside |
| 0 | marks been radio silent since weekend |
| 5 | He knows he’s completely out of steam and clinging desperately on to relevancy. That’s why he just trolls for cheap attention now |
| 2 | Thick as siht but has a sense of capitalism |
| 9 | That was pre recorded not live |
| 0 | think that's an old clip |
| 11 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 9 | He records some videos then publishes them to throw people off the scent |
| 9 | Definitely in Mansfield |
| 2 | There is an instinct for gifting. It doesn't need intelligence. It's a survival thing. |
| 12 | he uploaded a new vid 2 mins ago |
| 12 | i cant believe people actually pay mark |
| 7 | yeah steve i reckon hes up there |
| 5 | Steve Henry he will do his annual sneak over to Mansfield to visit his old man a few does before Xmas |
| 5 | Days* |
| 0 | he mentioned meeting a guy called Roy someday this week but he's got no money till Friday so he can't do his mucking Greggs videos |
| 4 | imagine the meltdown if his flea pit got turned over after years of showing off his toys |
| 13 | Weymouth |
| 5 | The 5 goonies went down to Wareham |
| 10 | We could do with a seaside seasonal compilation mong fest |
| 11 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNUGJ1cGZXcjRvREZWTUkxZ0Fkbk4wRTJn |
| 12 | bacon mutty time |
| 14 | I dove to Sheffield on Saturday, shall i class that as a holiday? |
| 7 | mong fest lol |
| 14 | My Suggestion : each of the ps5 bought and sold |
| 10 | Dave lol |
| 2 | Where did he spend that weekend? |
| 5 | I’m gonna guess DSP doesn’t go abroad? |
| 14 | Mark went to wareham, thats 19 miles away !! |
| 0 | we need a Helen update. cus he's not that cut up about there so called split he was over Claire or Marie |
| 12 | hes unwell and taking medicine |
| 7 | does any one know about the massage parlors he was going too |
| 14 | there was no split - made up |
| 2 | What gadget will Mark pun under the tap this Christmas. Will he put that speaker in the bath? |
| 12 | vids already taken down |
| 9 | Wasn’t live |
| 12 | dunno why he kept the great guys vids up |
| 13 | mark is faking illness by taking out of date medication 😂😂😂 he's took it down already he know you're talking about him |
| 11 | 2*4*ChwKGkNLX0s1WXpYcjRvREZma0wxZ0FkNXZFdjJR |
| 15 | Evening All |
| 2 | :NCF:Will he wipe his arse on a towel |
| 10 | DS 🎄❤😘 |
| 14 | t this stage hos vids are made for phil/riffs? |
| 15 | Get In Rubber |
| 16 | it's great how he deletes videos straight because he knows the trolls like you are so desperate to watch but then can't 😂 |
| 14 | trolls? |
| 17 | Mark will make YouTube Great again |
| 5 | I’m really glad you’ve countered his claim. He likes doing things like that to try and flex his online muscles but I think you’re a bit out of his depth and he’s probably realising that now |
| 17 | He really is a great guy and we love him we do |
| 14 | without an audience - mark has nothing |
| 14 | he may as well just speak to a phone |
| 4 | will santa bring Edwards a cardboard cut out of putin next? |
| 17 | Maybe riff ratz will get strikes again though |
| 17 | God forbid |
| 14 | I might start resteaming mark to get a strike |
| 15 | @Mark Don't you mean Putting loool |
| 14 | then lets see how we play the game |
| 5 | Exactly retro. Anyone remember that time MMW went AWOL for a bit and Edwards randomly started calling him out? |
| 17 | The seaside army aren’t happy with u |
| 14 | I will find that seaside amry |
| 0 | seaside seagull can lick my barnicals |
| 17 | But u realise Ghost works with YouTube admin |
| 0 | :NCF:seaside seagull can lick my barnicals |
| 14 | no such thing as youtube admin - all bots |
| 4 | we need a montage of his face over the years getting more worn and bigger |
| 18 | Get in there de lats |
| 5 | The ‘seaside army’ who have forgotten to invite their glorious leader over for Xmas dinner again lol |
| 0 | seaside seagull is marks burch |
| 15 | Get in Smudger |
| 7 | smudger |
| 15 | Get in Dave |
| 18 | 👋🏻DS |
| 17 | Craig Cloutier thought it was a good idea to play these games…..he doesn’t anymore |
| 18 | I notice in his recently deleted vid he had time to pose cardboard Donald in the background despite being bed bound |
| 4 | seaside army Christmas dinner: turkey flavoured pot noodle with tinsel wrapped around it |
| 5 | Craig was back about 3 months ago making Edwards cry 😂😂 |
| 7 | seaside barmy never visit the bloater |
| 18 | Mark goin Ellen's for Christmas |
| 17 | Pat mustard thought it was a good idea to play these games ……he doesn’t any more |
| 0 | seaside army white lightning for everyone |
| 14 | Always remember seaside army that we know were mark lives lol |
| 5 | The cabbage crew are making out they’re a cyber mafia because Craig revealed his identify by his own volition lol |
| 11 | 2*4*ChwKGkNNU0s4UGpZcjRvREZkY0gxZ0FkZHJJYkV3 |
| 9 | Truth bomb |
| 11 | 2*3*Wc9aELYAQ6hPKrX9Swp3bQ |
| 14 | words on a screen lol |
| 0 | seaside army's solicitor is fat dan lol |
| 5 | Nah they ain’t got the minerals to debate |
| 14 | I prob live quite close to you, how mad is that |
| 19 | Not a good idea Dave |
| 19 | Poole is lovely this time of year |
| 15 | @Wayne Bye Loool |
| 14 | i thought you were more north east aka shelffield etc |
| 7 | i was gonna ban him seaside spastics are all grassers |
| 14 | my bad |
| 5 | Absolutely nothing has happened to Craig. He comes and goes when he pleases lol |
| 19 | It would be a terrible thing if ur photo was printed out and exposed for your hate channel to ur entire community |
| 15 | Yeah that Fat Dan vid was comedy gold |
| 14 | lol stopit @Seaside Ghost |
| 0 | it's the phone call he made to humberside police telling the poor women on switchboard there job awsome |
| 20 | hello, hows you day been |
| 13 | is every seaside account just mark ??? |
| 18 | I can watch Mark no problem, but Fat Dan just bores me shitless |
| 5 | The crayon-munchers trying to be intimidating 😂 |
| 21 | The game just got interesting there’s quite a bit of criminality in ur closet though lad |
| 15 | @Jimmy Jazz They couldn't intimidate a dead rat |
| 5 | Dark Side lol |
| 20 | I don't know if you do this british lolcow but his pretty famous but someone called him out on the streets idk if you consider this person to be someone you dont commentate on |
| 5 | Here we go: the classic - insinuating they ‘know’ you’ve got skeletons 😂😂 |
| 15 | DSP has been on a major beg this week |
| 22 | Hi guys |
| 22 | Hope ur all well |
| 14 | lol |
| 0 | Robin thinks your a master criminal he he |
| 22 | We already know 🤣🤣🤣 |
| 22 | And??? |
| 4 | there's one amry member - that skinny guy who drinks strong cider. |
| 0 | it's was you that did Hatton garden guilty lol |
| 7 | tell em fuck all phil |
| 5 | Those words are way too long for the cabbage crew, bro! |
| 15 | @Sir Seaside Seagull You know FA |
| 21 | He’s a fibber seagull |
| 11 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQX005ODNhcjRvREZaZ3UxZ0FkcE5VWHNB |
| 11 | 2*3*anWXnV_kHm3aayT5RexgPQ |
| 5 | They ‘exposed’ Riff. It took Riff less than 24 hours to find the poor fella they blamed |
| 11 | 2*3*bnHQVOfifhfc8cUWf97IpA |
| 18 | ded a ded a ded a fox |
| 5 | Framed/blamed |
| 7 | a told you that phil the other day |
| 19 | No free speech here |
| 5 | Oh it’s beyond white-knight with them lot. It’s more cultish |
| 14 | its human nature |
| 19 | U just ban anyone who disagrees with u |
| 4 | he'll put his danvers hat on and talk about your front door. Just ask him to bring a cake if he turns up. I did once and he never came lol |
| 5 | Just a bunch of smelly degenerates who have found each other lol |
| 14 | Mark bans people who disagrees with him |
| 23 | seaside ghost y does mark Steven Jordan Edwards panic when ever Marie vids are uploaded |
| 19 | Ban ban ban like that in an instance HYPOCRITE |
| 5 | Mark according to Danvers in a Scottish alcoholic 😄 |
| 5 | He’s crying lol |
| 14 | ghost is funny |
| 9 | That’s not Mike Steele uploaded the deleted video |
| 19 | Robin banned seagull banned dead fox banned 😅 |
| 14 | @Seaside Ghost better take some notes of my name, im next to start bullying mark |
| 23 | seaside ghost talking to himself just like his chocolate starfish taker leader Steven |
| 5 | Banned because they’re spastics. It’s that simple |
| 5 | All of seaside fans are low-IQ bottom-feeders |
| 19 | Ur irrelevant Retro 😂 at least Dave is a decent mouse to toy with |
| 14 | thanks ghost |
| 0 | seaside army getting salty oww |
| 7 | yip spazzys who never visit there master |
| 9 | Can you show Mike Steeles channel |
| 19 | SMASH THOSE LIKES GUYS AND HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON |
| 11 | 2*3*sR8XdYBRHFlofAb4Ukiu3A |
| 5 | They’re windowlickers |
| 9 | He has uploaded the deleted video. Or would that get you a copyright strike |
| 0 | it's becase there master is awol |
| 7 | spastics they are dave phil |
| 4 | his voice sound like that of a 12 year old |
| 9 | Mike steele |
| 5 | ‘fReE sPeEcH’ yeah, because Seasides chat is some massive diplomacy and absolutely nobody gets banned 😄 |
| 0 | come on guys tip or my heavy wife will have to get off the sofa and cook frozen barettos |
| 11 | 2*6*ChwKGkNLZkdoWkxjcjRvREZWUUsxZ0FkbTgwTTJR |
| 5 | I’d say the vast majority of us in here are all banned from Seasides chat. His mods are the worst |
| 0 | 100 doller shots I can't wait |
| 7 | yeah wayne there bored no master about |
| 0 | yes |
| 15 | Yeah 4th i think |
| 0 | I wonder if any of the seaside army have contacted him mmmm ? |
| 24 | Evening dee lads |
| 15 | @Wayne Bye They probably will now |
| 7 | none of the spastics ever visit spacehopper |
| 24 | Help yourself me matey |
| 24 | it lush |
| 24 | look forward to seeing what you do with them |
| 7 | cheers mike |
| 25 | Detroit in da House @chat YO! |
| 24 | Cheers Dave |
| 24 | Dace 1 second ago, top guy |
| 11 | 2*6*ChwKGkNPR0ppS3plcjRvREZWYkZGZ2tkQnU0QjFB |
| 24 | Dave 1 second ago, top guy |
| 7 | cheers |
| 23 | Dave that's the thing, if seaside was truly a character,and he wasn't the same off camera like he's said in the past, where r all his genuine friends around where he lives , |
| 0 | 46 people left his stream |
| 24 | also, I listened to a tiny bit of mark's video where he's bedridden |
| 7 | hes got a cardboard friend |
| 24 | he's on serious antibiotics, apparently for a lung infection and planning to stop them so he can drink on Christmas |
| 7 | haha mike |
| 24 | doxycycline |
| 24 | he's about to darwin award himself |
| 24 | DSP getting all the shade today |
| 23 | Steven is an alcoholic he will probably just add garlic to his beer untill he starts the course again |
| 24 | is this live ebegging?? Lush |
| 25 | That voice sounds like a prissy child |
| 24 | I haven't followed dsp in years, good to see he'll never change |
| 25 | LOLL |
| 4 | he sounds like a character off the Simpsons |
| 7 | ned flanders lol |
| 25 | STAB MY EAR BALLS OUT! woops🖖🏽 |
| 25 | :NCF:STAB MY EAR BALLS OUT! woops🖖🏽 |
| 24 | kevin's street self defense claimed yesterday he got his blue belt in jiu jitsu from an online course |
| 7 | hes got the porno muzzy as well |
| 24 | smash! |
| 15 | ya don't mess with Kev loool |
| 25 | I just got here!!! when tomorrow? |
| 24 | if you want to see it, it'll be 49:25 of his latest live |
| 24 | I had to go back and timestamp it lol |
| 4 | does the gifting chump ever discuss game code/programming |
| 25 | YESSSSSS! TY! |
| 7 | have a nice nice phil and chat laters u nutters |
| 24 | later |
| 7 | one |
| 15 | Later All |
| 25 | SO when am or PM? |
| 25 | damn! am or pm? |
| 26 | Sorry dude pm gmt |
| 26 | 7pm gmt |
| 26 | or 8 lol |
| 25 | TY! |
| 25 | SEE U THEN MUHAHAHHAAA O bi |
| 4 | gotta go. another great stream. love you all, bye... honest lol |
| 11 | 0*0 |