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| 0 | YOU |
| 0 | YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL |
| 0 | IM THE MOBSTER |
| 0 | how's it going |
| 0 | just got my suit and bought a new kettle |
| 0 | thanks |
| 0 | you can boil on the stove but |
| 0 | I need to boil water for chamomile tea |
| 0 | there is no wedding |
| 1 | fuck yeah chamomile tea |
| 0 | I'm preparing to marry vegan dolls |
| 1 | i don't drink it but f yeah |
| 0 | hahahahaha |
| 0 | double marriage |
| 0 | hell have a meltdown |
| 1 | Nah no woolies trolleys today Matty ๐ |
| 1 | cos special meeting at the cancer hospital tomorrow ๐ |
| 1 | so hahaha ๐คฃ FML |
| 1 | stupid body Tryna fkn kill me again man I don't even care anymore |
| 1 | yeah mate it truly is |
| 1 | nah bro I'm sorry for sharing the bullshit ๐
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| 1 | it's always a downer |
| 0 | The point is marriage and happy wives Iโm so happy Iโm engaged |
| 1 | then they tell ya some dr house shit about how they gonna save ya and that the chemos will help blah blah blah |
| 0 | Normie wedding Iโm the best man |
| 0 | Iโm just messing hahahahahah |
| 1 | And that my problem is I don't think positively ๐ |
| 0 | lol I didnโt wanna go but I got suckered |
| 1 | these fkn nerds put on a coat and think they know some shit |
| 0 | I got the notification this time |
| 0 | ๐ |
| 1 | Yeah they literally call the mental health team on me when I'm in hospital because I always say some shit about religion or something that hurts their feels |
| 0 | Small turn out |
| 1 | and how I can't wait for one of the big heads to use a Nuke etc |
| 0 | โPenny punisherโ that dudes name alone made me laugh so hard |
| 1 | Yeah but apparently we aren't supposed to share it when they ask what makes me happy ๐
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| 2 | Hear the sad news about Brent Hinds? Died a few blocks from my home. |
| 0 | Iโm coping with 50 seasons of survivor |
| 1 | So I say shit like "Long walks on the beach, Gold Coast marijuana, McDonald etc" |
| 1 | Hell yeah Aidan ๐ |
| 2 | Yeah, a Stars Wars fan I think. |
| 0 | ๐ |
| 3 | QUEEN N I WATCHIN |
| 4 | its all ๐๐ฉ |
| 1 | get the likes up ya dogs |
| 0 | Some moron cooked fish and my neighborhood smells like a fish market |
| 0 | Penny is so funny |
| 0 | UNBLOCK ME |
| 3 | โ๐ฟ |
| 0 | ๐ |
| 0 | I canโt stand the smell of fish |
| 1 | BRO I forgot to sayy neighbourhood has mental sudos now ๐คฃ |
| 1 | Yeah, they walk around talking to the air in my area ๐ but also ๐ฎโ๐จ |
| 0 | Should have been clubbing less and been more loyal to that married woman |
| 1 | must be Some decorated war veteran from the age of 8 |
| 3 | BECAUSE I PUNISH ๐ |
| 1 | Because they ain't engineers |
| 0 | Punished ๐ |
| 0 | Ride my face until I go to heaven |
| 0 | Thanks. Itโs been a good life |
| 0 | ๐ |
| 0 | Same I took a couple months off |
| 0 | The work grind was annoying |
| 0 | This chick at work wonโt leave me alone. Some 40 year old widow |
| 3 | IM LOOKING FOR DEVPIKE I WANT TO SEE HIM WHEN I GOT TO THE UK IN 3 WEEKS |
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| 3 | GODDAMNIT |
| 5 | 0*1 |