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| 0 | let's gooooooo |
| 1 | π€π»π€π» |
| 0 | no zombie stoner grunge music! |
| 2 | esgetit |
| 3 | Welcome to live chat! Remember to guard your privacy and abide by our community guidelines. |
| 4 | πΆπΉπͺ |
| 5 | Good morning everyone |
| 2 | im back and I love stoner rock |
| 0 | discord link! let's post it |
| 2 | dashboard talk man |
| 0 | streaming 8 am on a Wednesday |
| 0 | Welfare maxxxxing |
| 6 | :hand-pink-waving::face-blue-smiling:rise and shine time for work luzerz |
| 7 | if you are listening to this stream, something in your life went horribly wrong. I am glad to be here, though. |
| 6 | early bird gets the worm π |
| 8 | wow been live what 5 hours now |
| 6 | ^ |
| 8 | marathon streaming until europa |
| 0 | stream ded |
| 0 | gg |
| 0 | Dash's neighbor changed WiFi password |
| 7 | Bro you are lagging, don't open new tabs |
| 0 | Dash, use your welfare money to buy a better computer |
| 9 | Dash |
| 10 | we back? |
| 7 | TF was that lol |
| 6 | :face-blue-smiling: |
| 9 | dash, you are awake |
| 9 | you seem awake |
| 9 | rejoice |
| 10 | welfare money? |
| 0 | awoken from drunken stupor |
| 9 | the broken were more evolved |
| 9 | the broken are more evolved - split |
| 11 | bout time for some sabbath |
| 0 | lagggg |
| 11 | live in Paris 1970 is peak |
| 2 | I have to spit out all the red pills I've taken in order to talk to women again |
| 2 | I envy men like vaush and Noah samsen true lady magnets |
| 0 | why would you want to talk to women though? |
| 3 | 2*3*y4R0k_fy4Wu22T7KyERGUA |
| 0 | Chad doesn't talk to women |
| 10 | u like the music? |
| 11 | fuckin straight people don't know what you're about |
| 11 | story of my life |
| 0 | it's better than last time |
| 12 | Let the Paranoiac's Torture begin! |
| 10 | did jolin come back? |
| 12 | "Sadly, fourteen years of observation have taught that the true paranoiac undergoes the same when arriving at a false, illogical answer. For the paranoiac, through over-inclusive awareness and wide.. |
| 0 | got deported |
| 12 | sees pattern that is not there, but with the certainty of true discovery. |
| 7 | Hey dont skip that, I am here for the youtube ads |
| 10 | im hungry |
| 0 | you need a diet |
| 10 | i need food |
| 13 | german waifu wen/ |
| 6 | get out to planet shitness! |
| 0 | use your food stamps |
| 2 | steal like me alex |
| 6 | and get a mcchicken |
| 14 | Have Todd take you to breakfast. You could say goodbye to him. |
| 10 | i think can use ebt on door dash of cold items? |
| 12 | HBTDL is a case for Narcissus' last stand and A Paranoiac's Torture - Intelligence Test Utilizing Diabolic Exactitude (this test is out t o get you!) |
| 10 | is that true? can you check? |
| 6 | no way u can doordash ebt ahahahaha |
| 0 | just go to a different grocery store each week and walk out with the food. Been eating free for 2 years |
| 2 | you can use EBT on amazon |
| 7 | Have you tried not being an autistic bum? |
| 6 | just be happy and forget about the black pill. get in where u fit in... |
| 10 | if i can i doordash cold food item sand pay for them with ebt, i might decide to stay |
| 14 | He needs brave browser to block all those ads. |
| 11 | proto thrash |
| 6 | get out to shitness and get mcdonalds you will feel better im tellin ya |
| 0 | you have a quasi-phd but haven't figured out doordash or ad blockkker |
| 0 | it's so OVER |
| 6 | just low iq maxx |
| 6 | its the most high iq thing u can do... |
| 2 | i live like I'm 80 years old. the redpill and blackpill aged my brain |
| 6 | off grid aint so dumb after all see |
| 13 | dash stills poops at your nearby gym |
| 4 | πͺ΅π¦« |
| 5 | I might get me some McDonalds later today |
| 14 | @Hell by the Dashboard Light Alex I know your heart is set on Germany but I filed for my Polish passport. It was only $122. Gotta get out of nigland. |
| 13 | poland = nigland |
| 6 | the chicken big macks patties are terrible super thin |
| 10 | guys i just looked it up. you can use ebt snap on doordash |
| 2 | McDonald's is a luxury for me I just steal pizza hot pockets from giant when i feel like it |
| 5 | No way |
| 10 | so i dont have to leave and go out |
| 5 | I only get their regular cheeseburgers |
| 2 | all the ppl working at my nearby giant are old boomers so they don't give a fuck |
| 15 | neuroticism is our problem. black, white, tall, poor doesn't matter |
| 6 | i love their cheeseburgers plain. it reminds me of the old kids meal "hamburger baskets" i would get at dennys |
| 2 | anyone here listens to wolfmother |
| 12 | his maker |
| 16 | Idk how you guys can eat it but McDonald's messes up my stomach |
| 12 | Germany will be Hell's Last Stand, if he ever goes there. |
| 6 | nooo these cancer commercials give u cancer if u listen to them |
| 5 | My roommate eats fast food just about everyday. |
| 6 | reeee |
| 2 | there is so many cute barista girls at my local Starbucks but I look like shit so I don't think they will give me their numbers |
| 12 | Narcissus was a mythological figure, doomed β for punishment by Nemesis, the goddess of wrath at hybris |
| 7 | Youtube is recommending lung cancer treatment, so over for you, they know |
| 13 | dash will rope when nazi waifu cheats |
| 2 | Alex should date Brittany venti |
| 12 | 6ft3 is nothing special in Germany, he will feel below average here. |
| 2 | I'm 6 ft 2 |
| 12 | also here, girls don't care about big muscles. He will need to slim the hell down. |
| 12 | it's about social circle, being long-term friends before. |
| 2 | women hate muscles |
| 15 | Woodlands- are German girls woke? |
| 2 | women either like chubby fat guys or twinks |
| 12 | some are, some ain't. Most will say they are woke, because that's the trend, but otherwise won't live it. |
| 16 | Tom, I used to do the same at work but thankfully I stopped. Shit was killing me from the inside |
| 12 | woke is good is the media message, so most will say they are woke just to be "good humans" |
| 7 | Why does he want to leave the USA? Just get a leg shortening surgery and a skin tan, you gonna be good. No need to resort to extreme measures. |
| 2 | you may look but you cannot touch |
| 15 | leg shortening π€£ |
| 15 | I'm telling you guys, being neurotic is the base of the problem |
| 11 | ^ |
| 8 | he will find 26-28. but the 18-22 will be tough. |
| 2 | there is a cute lightskin black barista at my starbucks |
| 0 | make sure to put $0 tip |
| 11 | look up oktoberfest 2023 original German girl |
| 4 | π:face-fuchsia-tongue-out: |
| 11 | perfection |
| 2 | cold approach brah |
| 14 | If you file for dual citizenship, you can keep your EBT flowing in Germany. |
| 2 | yaasssss queen |
| 2 | yasss |
| 2 | calzones man |
| 4 | π― |
| 2 | I wish Kamala won man trump is just making women hate men even more |
| 15 | I'm not american, but won't trump fuck ebt? any danger there |
| 4 | I hope it does |
| 14 | Would they let you put whatever you want on the cake? Martin Goldberg could do the icing. |
| 7 | Bloatmaxxing on a Wednesday morning to fully transform into an oofy-doofy. |
| 2 | i just got rejected by a cute Starbucks barista just now |
| 2 | Martin jewberg |
| 0 | how can I get on the welfare program for free apartment |
| 2 | how do you pay rent Alex? |
| 2 | cakes are gay get a frozen calzone |
| 14 | You need them to write a message on the cake. |
| 17 | cupcakes? |
| 7 | Feeling so proud that my taxes are sponsoring your goy slop. |
| 2 | I'm trying to get section 8 |
| 4 | they see paid by EBT and get the items with that days expire date |
| 11 | I can hear you getting fatter |
| 18 | trump is on record to appoint the most Israel first cabinet in presidential history |
| 2 | dashboard try to oofy doofy mask. wear a face mask, get airpods, grow a potbelly, shave your head, wear baggy basketball shorts and wear some crocs |
| 19 | delivering lavish meals to dashboard for EBT - brown man's burden |
| 2 | get manboobs also |
| 12 | Dashboard streams become more and more low iq with time. Now it's about fucking eating, about glutony. |
| 12 | his brain is rotting. |
| 2 | dashboard is scuzmaxxing and sludgemaxxing |
| 12 | I bet a proper IQ test will prove his IQ is below 140 now. |
| 12 | The FEDs |
| 12 | they unlocked me |
| 11 | I'm either keto or binge eating these days |
| 11 | no self control |
| 12 | lower |
| 15 | iq tests are bullshit. you think ozzy osbourne has a high iq? |
| 12 | self control is a good song |
| 14 | I thought they skew the IQ test towards verbal so men and women score equally. |
| 12 | lack of real life interaction, monotony |
| 2 | i keep getting rejected lol |
| 14 | Get some apple strudel. It was really good in Austria. |
| 2 | your becoming white trash Alex lol |
| 2 | your brain is turning into sludge |
| 2 | ur still smart tho |
| 15 | smart gets us nowhere, makes us neurotic |
| 2 | do u exercise alex |
| 2 | women hate me but I'm not ugly. at this point I feel like scuzmaxxing since I always see women with men tht dress like shit |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNLVEo4X2EwMllrREZiTHJGZ2tkM1JJQy1R |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNOcmx4SnF6MllrREZYdVQ1UWNkcUpJVWxn |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNMVDFqcUN6MllrREZhYlpGZ2tkNHU0RkhR |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNOeUc3dHl5MllrREZSX0ZGZ2tkTnJvUFNR |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNOYTdtTTZ5MllrREZhb2xyUVlkczhzYmR3 |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNLZTNwTnUzMllrREZkTW1yUVlkZ0swT0Jn |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNMTy1qNE80MllrREZlbkNsQWtkbzFFVW1n |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNPQ1BzSWk0MllrREZUYkxGZ2tkdEJBQzhn |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNOZkQxOXU1MllrREZXZzZzd0FkUHJjUVNB |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNOT1h4c202MllrREZUb0lyUVlkTHZ3dHln |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNPRzR6OU82MllrREZXM0pGZ2tkNUdBeU1B |
| 20 | Good luck on The Shang Dashboard |
| 2 | everyone dresses like shit now |
| 15 | Woodlands- who is hated more in Germany, Brits or yanks? or neither? |
| 12 | contrary to the popular belief, Germans are no hateful people. They try to be understanding and good people instead of hating. |
| 21 | We're back |
| 15 | I don't think Germans are hateful at all. Nobody thinks that dude |
| 20 | what time is it? |
| 20 | lol |
| 17 | morning time |
| 4 | ππ¨ |
| 22 | the wagies look at me with contemptment as I'm out on my walks during prime working hours. |
| 21 | I'm going to get on ebt |
| 22 | I bet he now weighs 350 lbs |
| 21 | I have never worked a job ever |
| 0 | if you put the bar low enough, success is inevitable |
| 23 | Is this an old live stream replay? |
| 21 | No Redfield you don't understand, dashboard is too chad to get women! |
| 21 | π€£ |
| 23 | Oh lol |
| 0 | is that like when the fat kid says he's "big boned" lmao |
| 22 | are you a jbw theorist, Bomb? |
| 21 | Yes, dashboard has been huffing copiam canisters for a while |
| 21 | Copium* |
| 22 | I've been banned from every forum for saying JBW is BS. I feel so proud. |
| 21 | No Redfield |
| 21 | I hate jbw deathnics so much |
| 21 | Jbw absolutely is bs, I can't even get sheboons or fat jeetas |
| 10 | u like thhis music? |
| 21 | It's good |
| 21 | I liked the other song earlier |
| 22 | I got banned from one of the forums because this inactive American member in his 30s came back and got me banned in a heart be. Like I said, white men are your biggest enemy as a white man. |
| 21 | I forgot the name of that song |
| 22 | beat* |
| 21 | Yep pretty much |
| 21 | I'm 100% white but i ma short, autistic and ugly and low iq so i am a trucel |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNQR0t5SW5HMllrREZjVTIxZ0FkQnBrdnZR |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNJVHJ1WV9HMllrREZSd0oxZ0FkS2ZNam9n |
| 24 | Woah! We got nicker bomb on here! |
| 25 | i ascended have a 15y younger wife and a kid na |
| 24 | Hello Dashboard! |
| 21 | But thank g-d i have 50K$ in my bank account |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNKbWIyLURGMllrREZjVTIxZ0FkQnBrdnZR |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNPLVItTlBGMllrREZVRUsxZ0FkZmhFa1dB |
| 26 | what happen |
| 21 | He's going to gERmany |
| 27 | turning 30 next month, just popped my first blood vessel in my finger doing absolutely nothing ;) |
| 21 | My back hurts extremely bad and I'm 26 |
| 27 | bruh |
| 28 | What did Jolin say |
| 27 | i'll pray for u n1gger |
| 10 | she sang "those were the days" off key like edith bunker |
| 21 | Thank you and you to g-d bless π |
| 27 | Amen my amigo! |
| 28 | Youβre joking? |
| 29 | Those earlier questions are difficult to pinpoint. Very generic German women like Americans, but who wants that? The more intelligent English guys can compete for the best German women. |
| 29 | But you have to be good. |
| 29 | Because it's just easier for them to be with their own men. |
| 30 | Was there another stream earlier today? |
| 21 | Yes, and he says he's going to Germany |
| 29 | Americans have been riding on artificially rigged high social status for a long time. When people finally realise how worthless most of them are, their social status worlwide will drop like a stone. |
| 30 | @N1ggerBomb. he's been saying that for a while now lol |
| 21 | Just trust me |
| 21 | He said it |
| 21 | He's going.............. |
| 10 | the wheels are in motion |
| 21 | β |
| 3 | 2*6*ChwKGkNNbktpdW5MMllrREZSd0gxZ0FkaTZzTldB |
| 0 | you trying to have your cake and ear it too? |
| 10 | ??? |
| 10 | ??? |
| 27 | Germans are the most well-meaning ppl. lager, sausage, and sauerkraut is kingly π€΄ |
| 28 | What happened to Jolin |
| 28 | Did you talk |
| 30 | Dash should take up Jolin's offer. She might be barely above short bus pedigree, yes, but he has a genius level IQ. It will even out in the end. You'll get normie kids with a semi annoying voice. |
| 30 | Isn't that enough for a disenfranchised yt boi? |
| 31 | Dashboard!! |
| 31 | Yep. Hear you. |
| 29 | Yeah. |
| 27 | HELL yea dash! |
| 19 | molecel checking in |
| 17 | loud and clear |
| 21 | π€πΏπ€πΏ |
| 27 | only place 2 get spoon fed great music and even better commentary! |
| 32 | Libtards are going to get some big Orange Cock. |
| 30 | Ich spreche kein deutsch |
| 31 | I missed the first two hours but my program captured it so I can listen to my replay. |
| 33 | "Hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds... of shit" |
| 32 | Most of this stream was just music. |
| 19 | lmao |
| 21 | Lmao |
| 31 | Whispering Wind took away Yes Ma aMβs channel. |
| 33 | lol is that what we're calling DUM's channel now? |
| 31 | Yes Ma aM |
| 14 | My boss takes Spravato. She didn't realize she wasn't on mute during a meeting and she was talking to her doctor. |
| 33 | I got the 411 WCP, he just paused it until the DBF stuff calms down |
| 33 | I'm sure he'll be back |
| 31 | Sounds good. More power to him. |
| 14 | She was saying that Spravato doesn't work. |
| 21 | LoL |
| 19 | 1 |
| 26 | what is he talking anoit |
| 26 | about |
| 14 | Spravato couldn't help her pretend that she likes working lol! |
| 26 | what are you talking about |
| 33 | Spravato sounds like a Federico Fellini movie |
| 0 | imagine losing everything and having to cope with welfare cake, strovatto, and listening to music on j3wtube |
| 33 | "8 1/2 is great but have you seen Spravato?" |
| 0 | that would be a great commercial |
| 19 | Dash can you buy olde english with EBT? |
| 27 | take drugs 2 make women great again! |
| 31 | Dashboard going to miss Long John Silvers though |
| 14 | Zoloft sucks should have tried Spravato. |
| 31 | Another great Christmas for Zoloft Sucks. |
| 30 | America is about to enter a Golden Age and Dash will be too busy working a kebab stand to experience it |
| 14 | A side effect of Spravato is that you may imagine ioi's from women in public. |
| 27 | bupropion makes women painfully aattractive |
| 21 | Women who don't have kids are trillion times more attractive |
| 27 | N1gger, i know but when she has kids she will settle for meee |
| 21 | I wonder if jolin fantasizes about dashboard's penis size π€ |
| 31 | So did Jolin go off ? |
| 21 | Yes |
| 31 | I missed it. Was it an earlier stream ? |
| 31 | Or on this stream ? |
| 21 | π€π«’π€β
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| 31 | Brootal. I missed Jolin in her prime. |
| 21 | Yeah jisf |
| 28 | Was anyone here when they talked |
| 3 | 0*2 |